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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,849 --> 00:01:03,950 The Queen can go anywhere she likes, can't she? 2 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,430 Yeah. 3 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,830 Well, obviously she's got a schedule. 4 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:12,410 What about the castle? 5 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:13,790 The castle? 6 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:15,450 A bit early for a drink, isn't it? 7 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:20,770 What the hell? 8 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:22,110 What? 9 00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:24,830 What have you got round your neck? 10 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:27,390 Australian address, isn't it? 11 00:01:31,919 --> 00:01:33,560 Is it battery or mains? 12 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,560 I just knew it. 13 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,580 Just because you choose to dress like Enoch Powell does not mean to say that 14 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:41,580 rest of us do. 15 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,980 It makes all your eyes go funny. 16 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,860 I know, it's one of those magic eye patterns, isn't it? 17 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:51,820 Hang on, hang on. You have to screw your eyes up like this. I'm really 18 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:52,820 concentrating. 19 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,480 I've got it, I've got it. 20 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:57,860 It's two hedgehogs mating in a bath full of fairy lights. 21 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,520 Briggs, look. 22 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,960 This must be a record. 23 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,240 Five past nine and already you're at each other's throats. 24 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:09,900 Wouldn't go too near his throat, sir. 25 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,500 Get radiation burned. 26 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,140 Good God, Briggs. 27 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,740 What's that round your neck? 28 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,620 All right, all right. Come on. 29 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,480 Get it all out of your system. 30 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:22,800 Mains or batteries? 31 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:25,920 This way. 32 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,120 Look at you both. 33 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:32,630 It's like looking at the pages of a 1950s Littlewoods menswear catalogue. 34 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:35,330 up to the 90s. Say hello to Cullen. 35 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:38,750 Dare to wear the clothes that suit your mood. 36 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:41,510 If I was in that mood, I wouldn't wear the tie. I'd hang myself with it. 37 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:48,910 For your information, this tie costs more than your 38 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:51,250 whole suit. What? A fiver? 39 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,750 Can we change the subject? 40 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,930 What's in the box? 41 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,210 Take a look for yourself. 42 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:22,110 It's been with the British Museum for years, but the Indians want it back. 43 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,970 A representative of the Comanche Nation is flying over from America. 44 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,700 To pick it up himself. 45 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,900 Why don't we just post it? 46 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,500 It's obvious, Mum. 47 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,660 If it got lost in a post, they might soon. 48 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,220 And why have we got it anyway? 49 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,040 Why don't you put it down, Louis? 50 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:44,400 It looks just like Harry Seacombe, doesn't it? Put it down, Louis! 51 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,160 So, er... Is this your first time in the country, is it? 52 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,540 Under your order, you know, cos they were going to send a minicab. You know 53 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:00,439 they're like. 54 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,640 A bunch of cowboys. 55 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,800 Look, it's a lot of mumbo -jumbo got up by the post office. 56 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:14,060 Honestly, they get a whiff of a 2 ,000 -year -old Indian curse and suddenly 57 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,360 you've got a strike on your hands. 58 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:20,839 And this curse affects anybody who actually touches the carving, sir? There 59 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:21,880 isn't a curse. 60 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,680 It's a perfectly normal road accident. 61 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,250 What road accident? 62 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,130 I shouldn't have said anything. 63 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:31,270 Come on, sir, what road accident? 64 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:35,530 The post office van that was taking the thing to Gatwick. 65 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:38,390 Crashed. It was perfectly routine. 66 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,630 Clear road. 67 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:42,310 Normal sort of day. 68 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,270 Experienced delivery driver. 69 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:49,570 What happened to this experienced delivery driver? 70 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,310 We'll know more when they get the rest of him out of the hay baler. 71 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,330 What? 72 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,540 after what happened they thought it best that we keep hold of it until one of 73 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:04,840 their medicine men could come and collect it in person good I'm going for 74 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,840 of tea 75 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:26,390 Why, small. 76 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,130 No. 77 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:37,070 I wonder what the great spirit of the Comanches will do to you. 78 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:40,190 I mean, there'd be no point scalping you, would there? 79 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,670 Post office vans crash every day. 80 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:49,690 Absolutely, Bob. I've never seen one do less than 70 mile an hour. They deliver 81 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:51,290 them with dent, but they haven't the trouble. 82 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,910 I reckon he had a heart attack at the wheel. 83 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:56,530 He died of pure terror. 84 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:01,430 It's now sugar. 85 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:08,830 And yet, you press the button marked with 86 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:09,830 sugar. 87 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:11,830 That's it. 88 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:14,330 That's the curse. 89 00:06:14,730 --> 00:06:17,570 That's the curse of the untweeted... 6223