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It says in this week's quiz there are 19
different second names for English
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football teams.
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I hate all that.
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Look, we'll just get a newspaper or a
football yearbook or something.
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They don't have newspapers yet. Right,
where are we?
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The 11th century.
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All right, lads?
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Yeah, where's the body? In the stone
chamber.
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Here, Louis.
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Yeah?
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Did you get All Socks Memo? Oh, yeah.
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How many you got?
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Three. Town, City, United.
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Three? Is that all?
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Well, we've only just started.
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I've got eight just standing here.
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What eight you got?
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I ain't telling you.
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You philistine.
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Nineteen. Yeah.
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According to Allstop's memo, there are
19 second names of football teams in the
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English league.
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Not including non -league? Yes. Right.
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City, town, united, county.
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Good. Four.
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Four. Well, write them down then. I'm
going to. I'm going to.
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So, what's the cause of death?
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Well, my doctor, but I think the knife
might have something to do with it.
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So, how many you got?
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Eleven.
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What about you?
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Four. We've got town, city, united.
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Classified information.
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I know the grass is wet.
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Yes, I've told the king about me piles.
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Well, I just have to make sure when I
die I land on me front, all right?
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Billy! Billy!
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Oh, Dr Death!
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Oh, you'll be right at home here amongst
the blunt, rusty blades and dead
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bodies. Oh, do be quiet, Louis.
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I brought the initial forensic report.
Single stab wound, massive hemorrhaging,
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double -edged ornamental Saxon dagger.
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So, how many you got?
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How many what have I got?
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Second names of football teams in the
English League.
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Oh, Louis, do you really think that
Derek Allsob's... pathetic little trivia
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quizzes are worthy of the attention of a
man in my position?
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No, what's this then?
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He's got five.
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He's a doctor. Can't read his
handwriting.
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Allsop's got a lot to answer for.
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You don't have to read his memos, you
know. I glanced at it on the notice
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and it's been driving me mad ever since.
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Did you try his quiz last week?
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What? English teams with an X in their
name?
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Hey, we got that one in three days.
Well, I was halfway through scraping out
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old brain pan and suddenly it came to me
and I screamed Halifax at the top of my
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voice.
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I had to explain to the lab assistant
that I'd forgotten to pay my mortgage.
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Well, we reckon we'll have this one all
wrapped up by the end of play today,
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don't we, brother? Oh, by the way, your
eyewitness is waiting to speak to you.
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He's in the tent near the portcullis.
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Good morning.
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I'm DC Briggs. That's DC Louis.
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And you are?
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William.
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William what?
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The Conqueror.
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Oh, sorry. Keith.
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Keith Hall.
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Was it you who found the body?
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No, no, no. It was him.
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Who are you?
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Me? Oh, I'm a Norman.
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Norman?
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Norman Soldier.
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So. So, did you find the body?
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Well, it found me.
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Did you see who did it?
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No, I didn't see a thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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I wasn't wearing my glasses, you see.
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Glasses aren't allowed on the
battlefield.
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What time was this?
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I don't know.
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Watches aren't allowed either.
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Funny thing, though.
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Hang on.
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Have you written down Port Vale?
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Oh, I nearly forgot.
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I just opened one eye and I could see
just up his kilt, see.
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And I swear he was wearing pants.
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Underpants.
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Waifuns, they were.
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Purple.
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Well, that narrows it down a bit. Could
be anybody.
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Except Sharon Stone.
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No, but you see, we're not allowed to
wear pants, either.
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Pants weren't invented.
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He was cheating, he was.
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Hang on. So everybody on the
battlefield, apart from the killer,
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coat, no knickers?
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You could be blackballed for wearing
pants.
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I think we stand a fair chance of being
blackballed without them.
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OK.
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What's going on here? I wondered when
you were going to turn up. Oh, yes,
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I've been outside drilling my Danish
pipe carriers, actually. Oh, really?
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one of your Saxons has actually really
killed one of my Normans. How do you
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it was one of my Saxons? Of course it
was one of your Saxons. Oh, yes, I tried
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the first thing that goes wrong. Blame
the bloody Saxons. I mean, like last
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year, when that chip man went on fire.
That was a Saxon. I thought we both
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eventually agreed that was a Viking. Oh,
yeah.
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Here. Get off!
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You French twerp! All right, then. Come
on! Calm down!
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You could have someone's eye out with
that, you know.
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Riggs, Louis, how are things going,
then?
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Oh, well, so far, sir, we could have the
King of the Saxons and William the
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Conqueror for threatening behaviour with
offensive weapons.
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We've got a bloke called Norman who
claims he didn't see anything.
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Uh, my name's Bruce, and...
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Can I have my game boy back, please?
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Do you have any ideas who did the
murder?
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Bloody long -haired Saxon hippie.
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What's the matter with you people?
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There's families out there who come for
a day out. They haven't come to see you
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lot fighting.
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Well, they have, actually.
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Come on, Nicky, mister.
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Dagger, sword, helmet. Three months
minimum.
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Do you have a description?
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Underpants, sir.
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What?
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A killer is a purple underpants man,
sir.
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You know the type.
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Probably drives a Cavalier, badminton on
Wednesdays, that sort of thing.
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What do you suggest?
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Well, we could line up the entire Saxon
and Norman armies and get them to lift
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their kilts.
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But if you do that, you might take them
off.
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He's right.
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I think we'd better keep his underpants
under our hats for now.
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How many men are out there?
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There's 500 good soldiers out there,
plus assorted camp followers, a dozen
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serfs, six or seven lepers, and a
marquee full of French prostitutes.
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It's the wives of the lads taking part.
They make the sandwiches.
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Right, Fritz, Louis, you talk to the
Saxons and Normans. I'll handle the
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prostitutes.
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Would you like me to have a word with
the stewards in the Park Rangers?
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Great Park Rangers!
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That's brilliant.
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Now, some of you may already have heard
that around three o 'clock, Peter
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Stafford was murdered.
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Here.
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And all of you were taking part in the
battle in this area at the north end of
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the battlefield.
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North end?
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Preston North End?
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Yes!
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As I was saying. At the north end of the
battlefield, close to this small wood.
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Forest. What?
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Nottingham Forest.
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Brilliant. Eight.
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Excuse me.
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What's Nottingham got to do with it?
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Nothing at all.
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Right.
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It seems highly likely that this murder
may just be a case of someone getting a
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bit carried away by the drama of the
occasion.
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So, we can do this the easy way, or we
can do it the hard way.
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Can't we, Bob?
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Can't we, Bob?
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Lake Norient.
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Exactly.
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Lake Norient.
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That night.
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And that is my point exactly.
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The old late Norient, Nottingham Forest,
Preston North End set of circumstances
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that adds up to one thing.
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So, come on.
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Who wants to confess?
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Accrington Stanley.
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That's non -ly. I'm done.
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What is it exactly that you're getting
at?
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We want the person who got carried away
this afternoon to confess.
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Well, how do you know it was one of us
lot?
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It could be anybody.
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It could be a steward.
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Or one of those park rangers.
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We've got Queen's Park Rangers. What do
you think, we're stupid or something?
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This is hopeless.
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Oh. Did any of you know Peter Stafford
to talk to?
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What I mean is, do any of you know why
someone would want to kill him? Did he
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have any enemies?
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Four more, sir.
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Four more what?
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Four more possible lines of inquiry,
sir. Oh, good, good.
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So none of you knew anything about Peter
Stafford at all?
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Oh, well, if no -one else has got the
courage to say anything, I will.
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Like the fact is, Superintendent, Peter
Stafford had slept with half the women
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in his tent.
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He'd find out eventually anyhow.
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Like the fact is, Superintendent, Peter
had no interest in history whatsoever.
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He only came to these recreations for
one reason.
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While the rest of the men were out
fighting, he was creeping around the
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tent seducing their wives.
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Is this true?
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So... How many of you had the pleasure
of his company?
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Pleasure? One.
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Anyone else?
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Come on, come on, this is a serious
matter.
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You did, I know you did.
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It seems he was a bit of a wanderer.
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He was the original wild rover,
superintendent.
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From the looks of things, he must have
been very athletic.
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Yeah!
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We've got wanderers. And athletic.
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Brilliant. You got something there,
lads?
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No, nothing at all.
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What's this? List of suspects?
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City,
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town, county, rovers.
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And what's this one?
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St Johnston's, sir. It's Scottish. We
had to cross it out.
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You know, for one glorious moment there,
I thought you were putting all that
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effort and enthusiasm into solving the
crime, instead of which you're doing one
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of Detective Cunt of Allsop's pathetic
football trivia quizzes.
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He's got you on it as well, I think.
Never mind that, Louis.
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You disappoint me, you two.
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A man is dead.
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Sorry, sir. A human life has been...
Now, we have suspects, we have motive.
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We have the full panoply of human
emotion spread out before us. And you
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trying to remember the 18 last names of
English football teams.
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19, sir.
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What's that, Lou? There are 19, sir.
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19? I thought there were only 18. No,
no, no, there are definitely 19.
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Sir? The chief superintendent here.
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Sir?
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19.
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Ninety. So, lads, what have you got?
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Well, the motive looks like jealousy,
sir.
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Apparently the dead man was a bit of
a... Rover.
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Wanderer. Very athletic.
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Why Warren the Panther?
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Probably needed all the support he could
get.
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Like Charlton.
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Millwall. Brighton.
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Albion! Albion!
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Sucker down!
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What do you want about it?
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He slept with a lot of the other men's
wives, sir. The men in the historical
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society.
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That was probably one of them who...
Have you three been drinking?
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No, sir.
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Right.
256
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Well, what's your M .O.? I thought I'd
conduct a few interviews in the incident
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00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,799
room and Briggs and Louis here could do
a bit of digging undercover.
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Lift a few kilts.
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OK, Frank.
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But I want to see results, quickly.
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Yes, sir.
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It will require your full attention.
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Yes, sir.
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You've got till Wednesday.
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Sheffield Wednesday!
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What about if we did it area by area?
Started in the north -east, worked out.
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I've tried that.
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Oh, dear.
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Wickham Wanderer.
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00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:53,729
Ah, now we've got wondrous. So, what
think ye of the battle on the morrow?
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ye that we will triumph over the Saxon
pretender?
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If you mean are we going to win, then I
have to say yes, we will.
273
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I've read the tapestry.
274
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:09,410
You mean it, Sir Knight. It will be one
in the eye for Harold, eh?
275
00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:14,670
Surely you've heard that gag before.
276
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:16,910
Speaking of jokes...
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It is time that I did make merriment to
ease our fears of battle. Sing, dance,
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make of myself a vault.
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I shall play thee a pretty song to
gladden your heart on this battle
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eve. A song first performed a thousand
years ago.
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Good. I like Cliff Richard.
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As I strolled out this lovely morn With
a
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quip and a quack and a fiddle dee dee I
saw a
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young maiden under the...
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I hate it when people don't join in.
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Spritzer for me.
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Point of lager and lime.
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Spritzer, lager and lime, and some prawn
-flavoured crisps.
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One spritzer, one lager and lime.
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Not
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exactly
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junior master chef, is it, Dave?
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Thank you.
294
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Ah, cheers.
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00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,500
Oh, I could kill all of them.
296
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How many more?
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00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,920
We need another five.
298
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,440
You see, the thing to do is not to think
about it.
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Use like the Buddhist approach.
300
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:54,359
And they're good at football quizzes,
are they?
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00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,399
The Buddha?
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00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,019
No, what I mean is the more we try, the
worse it is. What we need is something
303
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,160
to take our minds off it.
304
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We could try some work.
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00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,010
Go on, then.
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Finish boys.
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00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,040
How's it going, big boy?
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00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,260
I don't think I can stand any more of
this.
309
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:51,420
Excuse me, I don't suppose you know of a
bloke in here wearing underpants?
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00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,330
Underpants?
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00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,730
Underpants?
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00:19:55,900 --> 00:20:00,159
What the hell, that's a foolery, isn't
it? We know not of such a garment, nor
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00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:04,320
never would we confine us grottics with
a devil's hosiery.
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from our land in the Orient to the
King's Crystal Palace. And we are now
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against the forces of Albion!
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One more!
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Eighteen. We've got eighteen.
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00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:45,390
One more to go and we'll have it. Shh!
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00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,670
What's that word?
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00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:52,630
I went...
321
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,090
Something on the tip of your tongue.
322
00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:56,309
Oh, hang on.
323
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:57,690
No, no, no, no. There's a word.
324
00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,470
What is it? I nearly had it.
325
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:03,600
Look, Dave, we've got enough on our
plate without worrying about other
326
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,300
You're right.
327
00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:07,610
Look, we're busy. Bog off.
328
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:12,670
Hello, sir.
329
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:15,680
Oh, lads.
330
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,260
How's it going?
331
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:19,150
Oh, you know...
332
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:24,139
Not as pleasurable and varied as a day
spent looking up middle -aged men's
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00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,190
possibly can be.
334
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,920
And even if we see anything, it'll only
be circumstantial.
335
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,800
Seen a few of them today, sir.
336
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,780
So, we've just got to keep looking.
337
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,510
Plough on.
338
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,890
Minds on our work.
339
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,620
Applying ourselves fully to the task.
Good. Great. Lovely.
340
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,930
Oh, for God's sake, lads, I can't stand
it anymore.
341
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:56,480
How many have you got now, sir?
342
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,570
Eighteen.
343
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,630
Same as us.
344
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:10,339
Sir, we'll show you ours if you show us
345
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,390
yours.
346
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,300
We're missing the same one.
347
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,680
Just one more.
348
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,390
Just one.
349
00:22:26,391 --> 00:22:31,179
This is the difficult bit, sir. Oh, for
God's sake, Louis, don't you think I
350
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:32,230
know that?
351
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,660
Calm down, sir.
352
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,110
Sorry.
353
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,820
How about our killer?
354
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,810
Hmm?
355
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,470
The murderer.
356
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,510
I've decided to continue the search
tomorrow.
357
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,730
During the battle.
358
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,150
Good idea.
359
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,540
And I've requested reinforcements.
360
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,960
It's a perfectly reasonable request. We
could use another man.
361
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,650
Yeah, yeah.
362
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,520
You don't understand.
363
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,520
I've asked them to send me Alsop.
364
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,180
Alsop? Come in here.
365
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:15,630
I'm his boss.
366
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,700
Why can't I send for him?
367
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:22,210
And... You will make him tell us, won't
you, sir?
368
00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:24,230
By God, he'll tell us.
369
00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:33,730
Sir, sir, I think this is him now.
370
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:40,029
I understand you're picking up the bill,
sir.
371
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,450
It's £19 .95.
372
00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:44,630
Keep the change.
373
00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:46,590
Good to see you, Derek.
374
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,150
What's all the fuss about? I was in bed.
375
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:50,340
we need you all for.
376
00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:52,570
Badly. Oh, yeah.
377
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,810
It's a good one this week, isn't it, eh?
378
00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:59,050
What do you think of the outfit?
379
00:23:59,051 --> 00:24:02,829
Well, it's what you said, isn't it, sir?
380
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:04,090
Come dressed as a doorman.
381
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:08,910
Actually, I said come dressed as a
Norman.
382
00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:12,790
But it doesn't matter.
383
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,650
My fault, Derek. Got a bit of a cold.
384
00:24:15,651 --> 00:24:21,779
The man we're after is wearing purple Y
-fronts. Where did this murder happen,
385
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,139
sir? It happened on the north end of the
battlefield.
386
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,400
Oh, you got that one, then.
387
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:26,920
Hellish! Tell you what.
388
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:30,360
For God's sake, Alsop, you know what
this is about.
389
00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:34,339
Eighteen. We've got eighteen. One more
and we can have a decent night's sleep.
390
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,440
So come on, what is it?
391
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,779
Oh, you mean the quiz? Yes, the sodding
quiz.
392
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,830
Only a bit of fun.
393
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,360
Fun? You call this fun?
394
00:24:41,361 --> 00:24:45,719
I thought England players ending in O
was bad enough, but this is mental
395
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,499
torture. All right, all right, all
right. Come on, out with it. Well, you
396
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,550
Palace? Yes.
397
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,850
County? Yes.
398
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,070
Town? Yes.
399
00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:54,430
Rovers? Yes.
400
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,960
Albion? Yes. West Brom and Brighton and
Hove?
401
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,560
Argyle! We've got Argyle!
402
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,540
I bet I know the one you haven't got.
403
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:13,670
Hey, Portsmouth.
404
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,650
Here, look.
405
00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:20,020
We swear to you, sir, we're going to
kill that old chap.
406
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,920
Not just pretend kill him, but really
properly kill him. Now, calm down.
407
00:25:24,921 --> 00:25:28,539
We've got an arrest to make, for God's
sake. You're blowing this thing up out
408
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:29,590
all proportion.
409
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:33,440
Anyway, we'll never find out.
410
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,500
All right, then, I'll give you a clue.
411
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,880
Not Premier League.
412
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,420
This is rather jolly. Come on, then.
413
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,970
Off to work.
414
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:21,860
Hey, Dave!
415
00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:23,270
Dave, come and look at me!
416
00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:24,620
Dave?
417
00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:34,480
Hey!
418
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:44,160
Oh, no!
419
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,110
Is that a clue?
420
00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:05,080
With Garth and Villa?
421
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,370
And with them.
422
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,650
His pants!
423
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,380
They're not purple.
424
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,300
They're barren blue.
425
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:26,100
Well, lads, I think I tidied that one up
very nicely for you.
426
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,900
Right. Tell us now.
427
00:27:31,639 --> 00:27:33,139
Hello, Chief Superintendent.
428
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,080
Good work, all of you.
429
00:27:35,081 --> 00:27:36,499
Good colour.
430
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,479
Thank you, sir.
431
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,220
Yes. Good to see you here, Alsop.
432
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:44,220
Nice of you to let one of the older
officers have a chance at glory, Frank.
433
00:27:44,221 --> 00:27:45,739
Yes, sir.
434
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:46,790
Yes, Alsop.
435
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:51,999
You're part of a great team, one of the
gang, a really valuable member of the
436
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,049
crew.
437
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:57,600
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