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Not now, old son.
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Not now.
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You won't get far in that thing, mate.
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Come.
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Close the door, Louis.
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I presume this is some sort of joke.
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No, Derek, not a joke.
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You can't be serious.
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Well, I'm very serious, sir.
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You really do want to be assigned new
partners?
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Yes, sir.
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But, I mean, you two, Briggs and Louis,
you go together.
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Like Torville and Dean.
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Like sickness and diarrhoea.
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Not anymore, sir.
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Not since.
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Since what?
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We'd rather not say, sir.
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Not here.
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Not now.
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Maybe not ever.
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I see.
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See? See? How can you see?
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You think you can trust someone? Then
the two -faced leopard changes its
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turns tail, stabs you in the back and
kisses Veronica on the water dispenser.
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So all this is about a woman?
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No, sir.
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Veronica.
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Come here, Al!
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Do you get a grip? Don't get a grip on
his throat!
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I've seen this sort of thing before.
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The eternal triangle.
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A few coquettish giggles, pretty face, a
well -turned leg, firm high breasts,
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straining with the starched white linen
of a WPC's uniform.
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That's all it takes to turn good mates
into bitter enemies.
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Jealousy, terrible thing.
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There's a big green -eyed monster over
there.
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And he's laughing at you.
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He's looking at you.
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Yes, I'll split them up.
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You may not be able to see that green
-eyed monster, but I can.
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Oh, yes.
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We're old friends.
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We're old sparring partners.
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He's been in my home.
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In my bedroom.
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He slept with my wife, that's fine!
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But I'll tell you both something.
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Us three are going to defeat that ugly
old monster.
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And do you know how?
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Harpoon?
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Big stick, stout nylon string?
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No. We're going to tough it out.
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We're going to stick together.
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We're going to enter that dark tunnel of
jealousy and come out the other end.
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What I'm saying is...
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Request refused.
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Sir. I want you both on the 10 .30 train
to Durham to pick up Roderick Spanner
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-Clark, a .k .a. the Great Escaper.
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He's as slippery as an eel.
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So I want both of you handcuffed to him
at all times.
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Together.
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Lads. Lads.
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You can run, but you can't hide.
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Well,
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obviously, that doesn't count.
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What?
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4 -0. 4 -3. 4 -0! 4 -3! 4 -0!
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You officially said it. Gentlemen,
please.
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At the moment, I have a severe headache,
and my heart condition is such that
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even a minor irritation causes me
grievous bodily pain.
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So could we please come to some
accommodation concerning the score in
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tournament in a more adult and
reasonable way?
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Thank you.
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Four all.
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Four three.
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Four all.
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Four three.
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What was it the desk sergeant said?
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Smallest wrist on a male that he'd ever
seen.
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Four all.
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Doesn't seem a lot of trouble to go to,
does it, eh?
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Teeny tiny little girl handcuffs.
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Special handcuffs, specially made up by
jewellers using special tiny tools.
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And powerful magnifying glasses.
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Look,
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handcuffs come in a range of sizes.
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Large, medium and small.
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And do you need a mess?
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What are you doing?
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Push off, you little beggar. Where are
you going, old man?
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I do apologize, gentlemen. I'm afraid
I'm feeling rather unwell.
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Come on, you've been in there long
enough. Come on, let's give it to this.
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What are you doing?
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Find out.
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What?
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they did this at Hendon.
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The day they gave us the official police
procedure with what to do. Say, we got
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stuck on a Yorkshire Moors handcuffed to
a dead escapologist and a British Rail
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laboratory door.
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I'm freezing and I'm knacked and I've
cut me blooming elbow as well.
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Got any soap in there?
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This is a British rail car, then.
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Well, at least you got something to
read.
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Shit on the villa.
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Not exactly Dickens, is it?
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David Briggs, heart, Veronica Wagstaff
forever.
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You wrote that, didn't you?
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You wrote shit on the villa.
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Point. I mean... Nothing's forever, is
it? Nothing's forever with Veronica
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Wagstaff. Normally it's more like four
seconds.
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Don't you talk like that about my
girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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I am officially barring you from ever
saying her name again. Her name, in your
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mouth, is like shoving a tender white
dove into a box of kippers.
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All right, all right.
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Let's have a truth.
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Barley. That is, until I'm not attached
to a corpse and you're not wearing the
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biggest, least charming charm bracelet
in the world.
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Let's find a phone.
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But first, I am going to answer the
call, nature.
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Wagstaff. Veronica.
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Ugh.
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Cottom.
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What do you mean they weren't on the
train?
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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I mean, lots of people do this for fun.
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What? Carrying dead bodies on bog doors.
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No, walking on the moors.
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They must be completely bloody insane.
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No wonder Yorkshiremen are such
miserable gits.
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My grandad was a Yorkshireman and a
farmer.
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A Yorkshireman and a farmer?
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He must have been a laugh at Christmas.
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Oh, he was.
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He used to come round dressed as King
Edward.
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He used to tackle me in my nativity
play.
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In the end, put a shotgun in his mouth,
blew his brains out.
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Farmers always do that up here.
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Apparently in Yorkshire, they sell
shotguns in a variety of flavours.
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What's the matter?
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Your thin little wrist starting to ache?
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It's bound to happen, isn't it, when you
think about it?
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You take a mighty -ass farmer, you stick
him out here in the middle of nowhere,
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give him a loaded shotgun.
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What else are you going to do to break
the monotony?
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You either buy a Filipino wife from a
catalogue or you shoot yourself.
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Or someone else.
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Aye, yeah, well... They're all a bit mad
up here.
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And armed.
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You ever seen that film, Deliverance?
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And the cord was pulled where?
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The middle of North York Moor.
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The nearest town's about 30 miles away.
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I thought it were kids walking about.
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I thought old Spanner was past it.
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He was a terror in his day.
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Almost hated coppers.
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But he's out there now somewhere.
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Torturing them.
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Are you going to organise a torch party?
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Yes, I suppose so.
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My back's not going to take much more of
this, you know.
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What?
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He made a noise.
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They do that.
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Dead bodies.
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What? It's escaping wind.
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And the muscles contract.
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I was talking to this mortician once.
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Apparently, sometimes a long time after
they die, these bodies suddenly sit bolt
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upright. And there's this terrible
moaning noise.
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Well, you'd know all about moaning,
wouldn't you? Having slept next to
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Hey, look down there.
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Light.
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The last thing we want to do is to
terrify some little old lady.
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So let's take everything one stage at a
time.
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I'll go first with me bog door.
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And then I'll follow on with me dead
body.
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See?
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Probably wondering.
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Big dick.
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Father.
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Father
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says,
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come in.
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Come, Robert.
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All is well.
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Nice place.
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Wipe your feet.
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Ah, Fathom.
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Fathom. Quiet, father.
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Sorry about that.
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He's not very well.
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To be fair, he's not going to get any
better.
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He's dead.
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Ah!
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Yes. Er, Heath, erm...
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He said, I'm Dave Briggs, pleased to
meet you. This is Bob Louie.
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This is obviously the lavatory door from
the Durham Express.
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And if we could just use your phone,
we'll be away and out of your hair.
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Are you going to wash the hair?
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Father wants to know if you'd like him
to wash down the body.
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Only it's just on the pigs and he hasn't
changed yet.
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Back on our thanks to your father, but
access and egress to a phone will be
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fine. What makes me think that they
wouldn't have a phone?
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Fax? Email?
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Moodle? Computer linked to the
information superhighway?
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This is a pig's heart.
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What have you got there?
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The dog will follow the scent from that.
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Get down there, then.
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We can't.
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We have to. I'm not staying here.
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We go out there, we'll freeze.
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Dave, he's got a gun.
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I've told you, they've all got guns.
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They use them like Prozac for
depression.
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Even on the Yorkshire Moor, that
gentleman has to be considered a proud
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eccentric.
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He's a big Viking, for God's sake.
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I bet he hasn't slept with a woman since
decimalisation.
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Nor have you.
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He's got a gun.
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Anyway, I have.
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Hard to say.
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In their eyes, we are two very
attractive young ladies.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm telling you, the young one keeps
staring at me.
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They're harmless.
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They're just a bit rough and ready.
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Yeah, the old man's rough, and I think
the young one's ready.
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I'll talk to them.
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So, lovely here, isn't it?
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Eh? No telly, no radio.
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Simple, healthy lifestyle.
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Sitting in the dark, staring into space,
oiling your shotgun.
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This is what they used to do in the old
days, before the old red goggle box came
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along, eh?
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And killed... Killed the art of
conversation.
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You don't play the banjo, do you?
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So, Seth, I think I heard the word pig.
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Have they gone to feed them, perhaps?
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Not to feed them.
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No.
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This way, lads. Come on, keep up. Come
on, move it, you lot.
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What's he doing?
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Custardion. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Honestly, no.
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You're too late.
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He used to do it with his teeth.
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Tell your father.
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Up and... Quiet!
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What did he say?
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Father says he's glad your handcuffs are
off.
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Because you're going to need both hands
free for a little game we're going to
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play.
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concept of this game, is it? It isn't.
Nah, because they're two playing cards.
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The cards have got to be... Oh.
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Forget it, father.
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You win.
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Keep on winning like this and you'll
have enough bullets to shoot yourselves
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every day for a fortnight.
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What have you got now, father?
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He's got names for all his bullets.
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There.
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He just has his girlfriends.
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He takes them to bed with him.
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Puts them under the bedclothes.
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And he unscrews them.
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Yes, well, living on your own, you need
a hobby.
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I mean, you, father.
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At least they're more reliable than real
women. They don't go off without
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telling you.
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Well, that was the verdict from the
Icelandic jury.
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Perhaps we should hear it from Katie
Boyle in English.
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Father wants to know if you'd like a
drink.
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What have you got?
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Lots.
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What of?
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Drinks.
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Go on, I'll have one.
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And I'll have one.
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And I'll have one.
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And he'll have one.
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Hey!
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That's Dizzy and Johnny!
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Shut up.
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And up against the wall, all of you.
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Looks like a farmhouse.
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We'd better check it out. Come on, lads.
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You, give me the keys to your car.
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Car?
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My dear sir, I will guess that if these
two ever did stumble across an internal
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combustion engine, they'd probably
sacrifice a sheep and worship it.
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I bet you four shotgun cartridges that
the Flintstones do not have a car.
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I don't have a car.
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Thank you.
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Father just know.
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What do you say to your stupid old git?
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I probably did.
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Move!
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Now you.
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Tea.
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Car.
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Tea.
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So this is.
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It were 1956.
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The pigs hit the car keys.
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Good little runner, is she?
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Aye. Used to be.
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Used to run the whole farm, brother.
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Still work!
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Stay back, all of you.
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Dave, you leave him alone.
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He is the only friend I've got.
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Father says he's your friend as well.
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Give me that gun. Stay back. Careful,
Briggs. It's all right, sir.
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He won't shoot.
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I know exactly what I'm doing.
321
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Oh, God.
322
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It's like that film, The Blue Lamp,
where Dixon and Doc Green face his down
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Humphrey Bogart. He says... Come on,
son.
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Hand over a gun.
325
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Don't be silly.
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Dave, I've seen that film as well.
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Come on, me old chum, you old cock
sparrow.
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Dave, I've seen that film as well, and
he does shoot him.
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He does.
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He doesn't. He does?
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He doesn't! Oh, God.
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He does!
333
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He doesn't! After him!
334
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Bob, speak to me.
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Bob.
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Bob.
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Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
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He's dead.
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He's really dead.
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Bob.
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You can't leave me.
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Not like this.
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I didn't really sleep with Veronica.
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Honestly, I didn't.
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00:26:46,361 --> 00:26:49,619
No, I was just jealous because you'd got
a girlfriend and I hadn't and I wanted
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to split you up and... It was you she
really loved.
347
00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:59,440
Take that bastard out of my sight.
348
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,680
Let it all out, big fella.
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Father says he loved him too.
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He says it's lucky the shells in that
shotgun
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were Dolly and Daisy.
352
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They couldn't hurt anyone.
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They were full of pig's blood.
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Pig's blood?
355
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,800
So you never did sleep with Veronica?
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And she really likes me.
357
00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:51,750
I only said that because you were dead.
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And you said you loved me. I don't love
you.
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I hate you.
360
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For God's sake, admit it, both of you.
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You two were made for each other.
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Now, give each other a manly hug.
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Come on!
364
00:28:20,771 --> 00:28:23,999
Let anybody come between you again.
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