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Sir?
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What the hell are you two doing here?
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I thought you had the afternoon off. We
heard there was something big, so we
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thought we'd see if we could help.
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What's the problem, sir?
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Suspect briefcase in that back.
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We're waiting for the army boys to turn
up.
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Traffic's backed up for miles.
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Do you mind if we go in and have a look,
sir?
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What? It's our patch, sir.
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Our responsibility.
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Well, for God's sake, be careful.
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Is it?
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Yes.
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Those are definitely my sandwiches.
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What can I say?
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This is a commendation job, if ever
there was one.
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And it should go down very well with the
promotions board, I dare say.
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Right, let's see which idiot this
belongs to.
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No, no!
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Mildred. Oh, come on.
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You lads have done enough.
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I just want to see who the pratty's that
left it in the bank.
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Tied up half a division.
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And incidentally, called such a massive
traffic snarl up that Her Majesty the
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Queen was late.
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for an important state banquet this
afternoon.
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Right, let's have a look at it.
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My office.
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Now!
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Look on the bright side, Bob.
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Bright side?
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Bright side.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's look on the bright side.
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Oh, joy, oh, joy. Hoorah, hoorah.
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We've been suspended.
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We've been suspended.
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Oh, yes, we have.
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Oh, no, we haven't.
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According to the super's memo, we have
been temporarily relieved of duties
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pending an investigation.
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If we'd been suspended, it would say
suspended, wouldn't it?
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That's your trouble.
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You always have to be melodramatic.
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Always have to make mountains out of
molehills.
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Dave, we were on news at ten.
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Trevor Macdonald called us a pair of
pillocks.
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What?
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That was Julie some ago.
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The chief constable of the Metropolitan
Police said we were a disgrace to the
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force. To the uniform.
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He said we would have been great to the
uniform.
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Mr Brightside, what about this? And I
quote, the behaviour of the two
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constables was, to say the least,
unfortunate and regrettable.
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What does the Queen know about police
work, anyway?
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OK, OK.
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What about bumbling bobbies in royal
round?
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And look, cock up, cock up.
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a house as police cause diplomatic
incidents.
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Man with 15 nipples gives birth to
crocodile.
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We weren't responsible for anything.
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It was you who left his handbag in the
bloody bank.
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Mind you, what about this?
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You're suspended.
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Don't under any circumstances use this
car.
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Look, we've been suspended.
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We've got no car.
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What are we going to do?
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Look at you.
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You're always looking on the black side.
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Oh, I suppose you've got some fantastic
plan.
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As a matter of fact, I have.
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Come on, then.
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What is it?
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We go and have a drink.
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Oh, brilliant.
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Problem solved.
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You know your trouble, don't you? You're
just a miserable...
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A couple of pints down at King's Arms,
that'll cheer you up.
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King's Arms?
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It's the roughest pub in London.
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Exactly, Bob.
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It's full of villains.
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If we want to get back in a soup as good
books, what we need to do is nick a
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villain. And where do you go round here
if you want to nick a villain?
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King's Arms.
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You're mad.
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You know, Bob, you and I are different.
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There we go.
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You're a pessimist, and I'm an optimist.
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We have fundamentally different
attitudes to what lies ahead.
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You look forward into the future. You
only see obstacles.
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When I look into the future, I see
possibilities.
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I see opportunities.
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I see challenges.
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I can't see the big old.
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Yeah, I still see this as an
opportunity.
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I hate this place.
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You're joking, Bob.
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It's a pub in London, this is.
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Welcome as warm as the lager.
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It's a car, then.
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Ah, no, Bob, you've got it all wrong.
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This is a traditional East End pub.
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Full of character.
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You haven't let any fancy Dan designers
spoil the essential atmosphere of the
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place.
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up a pub full of real characters.
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph, it's Starsky and
Holt.
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And good morning, Annie.
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Two pints of your real estate, please.
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Bitters off.
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It's always, I'll just give a son.
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Laurie, I want a word with you.
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Two nights ago, Me and him apprehended a
motorist driving away from this pub.
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Oh, yeah?
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Was that before or after you brought the
entire West End to a standstill?
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And he admitted that you'd served him
thick double whiskey before he got into
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his car.
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So what business is that of mine?
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Annie, he was under the limit.
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You've been watering the spirits again.
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You're in love with me, aren't you?
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That's why you're persecuting me.
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You persecute me because you're burning
with desire. You can't sleep for it.
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Tossing and turning all night long,
thinking Annie, Annie, Annie.
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That name that tolls like a bell in your
head on and on, endlessly, endlessly,
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endlessly. Annie, Annie, Annie.
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Well, let me tell you this.
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I'm a woman alone in a man's world, and
yes, I've had to be hard, bloody hard
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sometimes.
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But underneath this tough shell, there's
a tiny, soft, delicate flower just
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waiting to be plucked.
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And maybe it's you who's going to pluck
me, Mr. Big Bar Detective.
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One of these days, I'm going to pull you
over the formica of this bar and drag
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you down my back passage.
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And perhaps then you'll find out who's
been watering down the spirits.
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Let's have no more, you nonsense.
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All
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right,
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gentlemen, settle down.
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We've got a lot to get through today.
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I suppose today is what you might call D
-Day.
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As you know, two of our colleagues from
the Covert Operations Unit... have
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managed to infiltrate the Sheldon Gang.
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The hardest and most vicious bunch of
armed robbers in the East End.
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And according to intelligence they've
gathered, the bank job the Sheldon Gang
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have been planning is finally going
ahead.
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And it happens today.
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So we haven't got much time.
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Now, they're going to a meeting at an
East End pub popular in the local
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King's Arms.
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That's where they're going to speak to
Trump.
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Now, I have to stress, two members of
the gang are our boys.
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They spent months building up their
cover.
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Security is so tight, even I don't know
their identity. When we go in, their
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life is not disappearing thin air.
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Now, these boys are the elite.
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The SAS of the police.
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And they're the apple of the chief
constable's eye. So don't go shooting
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mistake. Sir?
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Yeah? When we spring this trap, I mean,
seeing as how it's such a special
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operation.
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Detective Briggs and Louie, they're not
involved, are they?
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No.
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Thankfully, Briggs and Louie are
suspended.
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This is one operation they won't be able
to cock up.
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OK. OK.
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I'll illustrate the difference between
you and me.
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Look at this.
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What's this I'm holding?
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Go on. What is it?
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A glass?
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Describe it to me.
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It's half empty.
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Ah! Ha!
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What? You see, you, being a pessimist,
describe this glass as being half empty.
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I, as an optimist, describe it as being
half full.
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See what I mean?
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Something wrong with the beer, Esther?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Well, since you're asking, yes, there
is.
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A bit cloudy for you, is it?
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Cloudy? It's bloody chewy.
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My late husband drank four pints of that
beer every single night of his life, so
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he did.
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Exactly. And my grandmother washes her
hair in it, so she does.
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Well, next time it would be nice if we
could get our hands on it before she
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does.
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You will not seduce me with your rough
tongue. By God, you won't.
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I don't want to bloody seduce you.
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Just because you're a copper doesn't
mean you can body search me whenever the
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fancy takes you.
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Why don't we go somewhere else?
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I'm catching fleas sitting here.
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Faith.
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Trust in what faith has to offer us.
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Look, we're not going to get back in the
soup with good books sitting in the
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snug of the king's arms, chopping
watered -down horses' plots.
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I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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I've had a strange tingle ever since we
walked in here.
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Call it a copper's hunch.
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But something doesn't smell right in
here.
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It's not a hunch, that's Annie Shepard's
pie.
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Call it what you will, but I've got a
funny feeling in me water.
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I've got something funny in mine and
all.
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Where are you going?
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I'm getting them in.
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Still half full.
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You're learning.
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Sorry about that. One of them just
walked by.
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Yeah, they're definitely old Bill.
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No, I don't think they know anything.
They're just drinking.
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Yeah.
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Honest, you can trust me.
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Leave it to me.
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I'll keep them occupied.
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Tell the big fella that it's me and he
can trust me and I'll keep him out of
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way. Tell him that just because I'm...
Alright.
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What are you looking at?
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How do you know I'm looking at you?
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I don't know.
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I just know, that's all.
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My dog tells me.
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Either of you two play pool.
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Eh? Either of you two play pool.
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Yeah, I play a bit.
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You any good?
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Not bad.
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Fancy a game?
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Fancy a game?
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50 quid.
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Name one code against you two.
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Okay, so it's you and him against him
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and me. 50 quid.
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Money up front.
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Sounds fair to me.
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50 quid.
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Very funny.
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Well, I said 50, not 5.
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Okay, let's shoot some pool.
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Please, kids.
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Dogs.
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Okay,
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sir, they're all aboard.
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I'd follow them, but keep your distance.
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Johnson Q?
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Come on, let's get this game started.
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Is the ball in the left or the right
hand? Left.
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Bad luck.
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So I'm stripes.
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I'm looking forward to this.
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Now, listen, cowboy.
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I don't want any rushes of blood to the
heads of them.
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Sure, sir.
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And remember, all of you, two of the men
in the gang are ours.
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Yes, sir. And I repeat, even I don't
know who they are. So until our men give
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the signal, no fireworks. Understood?
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Yes, sir.
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be ridiculous.
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He barked just when I was taking the
shot.
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He's a dog.
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Dogs bark.
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Even I would better to take a shot.
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It can't be the dog.
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I hope he is.
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Another word from you.
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Go on, tell him about that one.
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Nice shot.
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Okay, any moment now, one of the
undercover men will make radio contact.
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The moment he does, we go in.
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Just go for a jimmy, boss.
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Before I deliver the cuda grass, I think
I'll just go and water the orchids.
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Keep your eye on the ball.
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He's not going to miss that, is he?
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Good dog.
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Good dog.
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Lovely doggy you are. Good dog.
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Good dog.
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Good dog.
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Okay, lads.
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Before we begin, I've got something to
tell you. I've heard a whisper. There
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two coppers in this pub right now.
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Coppers?
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Where? Over there.
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00:21:44,821 --> 00:21:46,749
It's OK.
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Blind Billy's taking care of them.
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But keep your voices down, OK?
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00:21:51,670 --> 00:21:52,850
Look, your fault, Dave.
291
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You wanted to play him.
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00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,810
Dave? What?
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00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,220
Look over there.
294
00:21:58,430 --> 00:21:59,480
What?
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00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:01,530
Isn't that Egghead Evans?
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Egghead Evans.
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00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,130
He was in police training school with
us. Same year as us.
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Always came top.
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00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:13,100
Bloody hell.
300
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:14,640
Egghead Evans.
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It is him.
302
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,140
Who's he? Bloody perfect.
303
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,439
It was him who had to talk you down when
you got that nosebleed on the top of
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the rope ladder on that assault course.
305
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,840
He always got the girls.
306
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,140
He stole your girlfriend, didn't he?
307
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:31,520
No, I swapped her for his exam papers.
308
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,500
First I heard of him, he was in some
fancy undercover unit.
309
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:36,910
Oh, right.
310
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,140
Oi! Edgar!
311
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,210
Oi!
312
00:22:43,439 --> 00:22:44,489
Iggy!
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It's no use trying to hide your face.
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00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:51,240
Lads, lads, wait.
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00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,040
Cobbler, you ain't losing another 50
quid.
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00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,560
Look who it is.
317
00:22:55,561 --> 00:22:57,499
You're looking a bit rough, aren't you?
318
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:01,299
He was always the best turned out cup of
the tender, wasn't he, Bob? He did.
319
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:04,730
Maybe sick, he did. What's the matter?
Has the missus left you, then?
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00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,780
So... How's this undercover lark going,
then?
321
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:19,379
We'd heard you'd join some poncy action
man infiltration unit. All black polo
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neck sweaters and grappling hooks.
Something about getting involved in
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robberies. Joining gangs and grassing
them up.
324
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,540
So what do you do then?
325
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:31,310
You get dressed up as a gangster and
then try and make friends with him.
326
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,080
I'm a gangster to you.
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00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,840
He's got copper.
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Written.
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All over him.
330
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,720
Or are you not doing that any more?
331
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:54,840
You've left a force.
332
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,700
Gee, I don't think it's in.
333
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,590
Who?
334
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,120
No, wrong one.
335
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:09,990
Far be a thing.
336
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,490
Mr Magoo.
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00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,180
Keep them covered. We've got to go.
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00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,220
And remember, both of you, you didn't
see us, okay? You didn't see either of
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You've no idea who we are. Do you
understand?
340
00:24:44,821 --> 00:24:46,119
Oh, yes, I do.
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00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,400
Don't you ever, ever mention my name.
342
00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:57,200
Goodbye, bit of dog food.
343
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,230
It's you. Not me.
344
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,770
Nor me.
345
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,640
You mean all along?
346
00:25:21,641 --> 00:25:23,499
You two?
347
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,920
You of all people?
348
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:32,160
Sir, can't we just, you know, keep this
back between ourselves?
349
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,940
If the other lads find out this is an
undercover operation and that we...
350
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,960
your secret is safe with me. By God, it
is.
351
00:25:45,299 --> 00:25:47,140
Sir, about our suspension.
352
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,450
Suspension?
353
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,570
What suspension?
354
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,240
You're both back.
355
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,650
Back?
356
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,820
Back where you belong.
357
00:25:56,870 --> 00:26:01,420
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