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If I were a rich man, I'd be a little,
little, little, little rich.
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Oh, I'd be a rich man.
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I'd be a rich man.
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I'd be a rich
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man.
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So you've finally found the place, then?
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We had a bit of trouble, sir.
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It's Dave. He's not used to driving in
the country.
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Oh, yeah.
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When you said second on the left after
the post office, Mr Navigator here
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thought that included tiny little dirt
tracks with great big signs saying, pick
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your own strawberries.
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One wrong turn. Two.
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It was your idea to drive across the
potato field. That was a shock.
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Dave, you were ploughing crops.
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We were being followed by seagulls. Next
time we get called out to the back of
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beyond. You can drive.
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Right. We might get out of second gear,
then. Just you remember, James Dean, it
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is better to arrive late than to arrive
dead.
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His name was Hubert.
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17th Earl of Lisson, to be exact.
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And all of this belonged to him.
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I thought this was a hotel.
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It is a hotel.
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You see, the Earl had problems,
financial problems. He had bad gambling
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That's why he had to open his house up
to paying guests.
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Oh, yes.
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Very nice.
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There's a hotel register.
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All the names of all the guests.
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Nobody leaves until you've got
statements from all of them, OK?
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Mr and Mrs Smith.
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Sir Lionel Keith, Jenny Palmer.
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Four guests, four potential suspects.
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I want you to find out what they were
all doing at exactly ten past eight this
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evening. According to my log, they're
all in the hotel, Inspector.
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I keep a log of all the guests'
movements in and out of the hotel.
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I can show you if you wish.
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Later, perhaps.
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And don't forget to interview all the
staff.
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In a case like this, everybody is a
suspect.
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Once you've got all their statements,
report back.
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We've booked a couple of rooms for you
tonight, so you can take all the time
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need.
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Remember, I want you to keep your wits
about you.
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Suspect everyone, but suspect no one.
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It's like Inspector Morse, isn't it? I
feel like Miss Marple.
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You drive like Miss Marple.
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So now... Oh, before you go, could you
rustle us up some
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sandwiches? Only we've been on the road
for three hours.
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What sort of sandwiches?
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Ham will do.
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Well,
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tuna, if you like.
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Cheese? What about cheese?
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He always had ham sandwiches.
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Who did? The master.
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Round about this time... and two,
regular as clockwork, to now he's dead.
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He was a lovely man, Inspector.
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A lovely, sweet, kind man.
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All right, so he gambled a bit.
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Well, there's no harm in that, is there,
Inspector?
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And yes, he drank a lot.
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And when he'd had a drink, he did get a
bit playful.
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Well, you know, violent, sir.
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And then there was that business with
the sheep.
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The sheep?
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But for all that, he was a lovely man,
Inspector. It was a lovely, lovely man.
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I don't suppose for a minute she'll
remember me ham sandwich.
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The chef you want to speak to. The chef.
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The master sacked him, Inspector, two
nights ago.
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He's working out his notice.
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Go and see him, Inspector.
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That's what you should be doing.
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Any chance of me stopping?
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The chef, eh?
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You're not going to listen to that
twittering gerbil, are you? I'll listen
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one. Yes.
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I'll listen to everyone.
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Come on.
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That was just a hunch.
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But there's no one in the cupboard.
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you by any chance the chef?
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You must be the detective, sir.
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Smart.
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Is it true that two nights ago the Earl
of Lytton fired you? Oui.
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May we ask what he fired you for?
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For washing my hands.
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He fired you for washing your hands?
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In the fish soup.
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So, when the Earl fired you, were you
angry with him?
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No. Huh? No.
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I was very happy. At last I would be
able to get out of this pigsty.
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So you weren't thinking of taking
revenge?
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No. So where were you at 10 past eight
this evening?
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Right here, preparing swill for the
filthy, philistine, Anglo -Saxon pigs
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live in this place.
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Do you have any witnesses?
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20 ,000 cockroaches.
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And the chambermaid.
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And the porter.
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Ask them. They
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will tell you for themselves.
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Listen. Don't you try and tell us how to
do our jobs, Mr...
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Mr... Mr...
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I wouldn't want to tell two such great
detectives how to do their job.
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Oh, clever bugger, eh? Very clever.
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Clever enough to know that if it had
been me that murdered the Earl, you
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never have found the body.
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That will be enough of it.
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And just remember that we, me and him,
we listen to no one.
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And yet, we listen to everyone.
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Noosey cootums to the mound.
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May noosey coots.
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What's the word, Bob?
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Yeah.
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What?
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I don't suppose there's any danger of a
hamstang.
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Inspector,
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I have something for you.
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About bloody time. And I asked for ham.
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No, no, no, Inspector. Something
important.
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Next on the list, then.
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Hang on, we're running round like blue
-eyed flies, are you?
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What do you mean?
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Well, we shouldn't be chasing people.
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We should be using our heads.
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What would Inspector Morse do?
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You're right.
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Two bites of best, please.
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So,
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what
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about this murder, then, eh?
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Yeah. Terrible, isn't it?
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How about cutting me up some sandwiches?
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Why don't you stop going on about your
belly for one minute?
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I mean, you've got a sharp knife,
haven't you?
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No. No, I'm afraid we don't do
sandwiches.
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OK.
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How about... No.
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Salted or dry roasted?
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Dry... roasted.
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What's he going on about nuts for?
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I couldn't think of anything else to
say.
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So, any ideas who did it?
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Might have.
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Then again, we might not have.
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It's just like one of those Agatha
Christie films, this, isn't it?
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Might be.
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Then again, in the one I saw, the
inspector got all the suspects together
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room and then interrogated them one by
one.
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Did he?
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Yes.
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And the inspector in the film, what did
he do next?
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Well, he eliminated the suspects one by
one until he found the murderer.
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That's nothing like real police work, I
suppose.
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It's all genetic fingerprinting and
forensics these days, isn't it?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Anyway,
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if you need a top -up, I'll be out the
back.
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Before you go... Yeah?
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In this film, who did it?
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Oh,
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Susan Hampshire.
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All the suspecting rum -rum.
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Aren't they?
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Eliminating them one by one.
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The oh -so -fanciful world of movies,
eh, Bob?
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They've got no idea, have they?
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Chambermaid.
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Chef.
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Buckler. Yes, sir.
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Barman. Yes.
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Mr and Mrs Smith.
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Mr and Mrs Smith.
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What? Oh, yes.
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Sir Lionel Kiss.
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I am sorry about this, Sir Lionel, but I
would like to say what a great honour
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it's been to be here and to meet you.
You've missed one out.
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Jerry Palmer.
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I'm afraid, Inspector, there was no
reply from the room.
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Well, go and look for him. But,
Inspector, if I could have a word with
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private. Go on, chop, chop.
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And do try and get back here before
daybreak.
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Oh, very well, sir.
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Right.
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I expect you're wondering why we
gathered you all here this evening.
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No.
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Well,
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we happen to know that somebody in this
room murdered the Earl of Lisson.
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And we intend to find out who.
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So, let's start with you.
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Mr. So -called Smith.
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Where were you at ten past eight this
evening?
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Me? I was in my room.
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Oh, yes.
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And what were you doing in this so
-called room of yours?
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Making love, Inspector.
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Oh, right.
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What about you, Mrs. Smith?
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So you say you were making love in your
room.
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Do you have any witnesses?
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Of course not.
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Do you really think you can make that
stand up in court?
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So, Sir Lionel, exactly where were you
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at ten past eight this evening?
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Ten past eight?
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Absolutely no idea.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm always pissed as a parrot by 7
.30.
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Ah, the old I -was -drunk -officer -I
-don't -know -what -I -was -doing
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Actually, Inspector, he was in the bar
with me all evening.
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Oh, so you're in this as well, are you,
Susan Hampshire?
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Well, I think we can safely say, Bob,
that things are beginning to fall into
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place.
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Yes.
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It's starting to look like a very fishy
murder.
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Yes, murder.
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Ugly word, isn't it?
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Like adultery.
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That's another ugly word.
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And here's another ugly word.
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Bon Jovi.
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Bon Jovi.
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Unless I'm very much mistaken, that is
Mr. Jerry Palmer.
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It's my belief that standing behind that
door is the last big piece of our
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jigsaw puzzle.
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Big piece.
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I'm Jerry.
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Jerry Palmer.
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Which one of you gentlemen wants me?
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Two hours! Two hours, and for what?
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So those gendarmes can upshat that
American woman.
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Shut up.
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Whatever. Why is it Englishmen are so
gauche around women?
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If I knew the answer to that one.
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Come on, Charlie, shift yourself on two
hours late as it is.
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So this bloke is pointing a gun directly
at my face.
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And I said to him, you must understand,
I'm not afraid of death.
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Another drink, Jerry?
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I think I'll go and, you know, freshen
up a little.
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Steady, little fella. Stay where you
are.
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Don't call me little fella.
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I want to talk to you.
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Inspector! Inspector, there's been a...
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Of course there's been a bloody murder.
That's why we're here.
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Delayed shock, Bob. No, there's been
another murder.
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It's the butler.
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He's dead.
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Oh, that's all we need.
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To whom it may concern, I killed the
Earl.
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I couldn't stand his drunken bullying
any longer.
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But now I find I can't live with the
guilt.
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And so I must end my life.
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Just as we thought, eh, Bob?
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Yeah.
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Soon as I saw him, I knew.
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Butler always did it.
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So, another one solved, Dave.
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I'll just go and call the super.
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Hang on, hang on.
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OK, OK, we'll handle this, if you'd like
to shut up.
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Where are you going?
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Found the nick.
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Are you mad?
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If they find out we've solved the case,
we'll have to go home.
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Yeah?
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Think, Bob.
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Think. We've got two rooms up there.
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Paid for.
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I suppose it would be a waste, wouldn't
it?
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Exactly, Bob.
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Hang on.
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Hang on a minute.
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It's not the room that attracts you, is
it? I don't know what you're talking
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about. No, it's not the tea and coffee
-making facilities and the free sewing
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kit that's brought this on.
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You reckon you can fool that American
bird, don't you?
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Look at you.
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00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,700
Fool that American bird. You're so
gauche.
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You do, though, don't you? That's why
you want to stay, isn't it?
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00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,539
Well, there was some talk of Jerry
joining me in my room later for a little
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nightcap. My God, you don't hang about,
do you?
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00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,410
You shouldn't spend so much time buffing
your dome.
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00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,540
This should do the trick.
286
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,320
Yeah? And what about him?
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00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,760
He'll keep till morning.
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All right, Bob, sleep tight.
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Good night.
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Morning, Bob.
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Not too early in the morning, eh?
292
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,840
You're not getting to me, Dave.
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00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,020
She's not my type.
294
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,920
What? You mean the tall, blonde,
stunning type?
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00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,360
Yeah. You got a point.
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00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,540
Night -night. Enjoy your cocoa.
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00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,190
The yearls have listened 1250 to 1990.
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00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,690
I suppose it's more interesting than
cell block H.
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00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:17,220
50 feet, will you?
300
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:22,310
Just so happens Julio Inglésia saved
your life.
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00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:24,670
I'm a big boy. I can look after myself.
302
00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:26,240
Look at this.
303
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:29,330
Yes, Bob. Very interesting.
304
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,709
Now, if you go back to your room like a
good boy, I promise I'll come and read
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00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,809
to you for five minutes.
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00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,489
Read to you?
307
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,480
That bit at the bottom there. Look.
What?
308
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,330
The Earl of Lytton family tree.
309
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,390
Fabulous. The Earl of Lytton had a
daughter.
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00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,000
You were right, Bob.
311
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,319
It was worth interrupting my vital
preparations to tell me that. And this
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00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,180
daughter married a bloke called Palmer.
313
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,060
Oh, please show me the wedding photos.
314
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,880
Her real name was Geraldine.
315
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,810
Shortened to Jerry.
316
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,300
Jerry Palmer. Jerry Palmer is the Earl's
daughter.
317
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,500
The one and only heir to the fortune.
318
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:11,179
And according to this book here, she was
thrown out of Rodin for unauthorised
319
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,230
surgery.
320
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,359
What on?
321
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,480
On the fourth floor.
322
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,320
I came into a funny farm in America
about 15 years ago.
323
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,240
No -one clean it, then.
324
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,240
You mean she's a nutter?
325
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,960
No, I mean she's a fully -blown female
Charles Manson.
326
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,560
She killed the Earl.
327
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,240
And the butler.
328
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,780
She was going to be near at midnight.
329
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,230
Eh? Yeah.
330
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:44,090
She told me to wait for her.
331
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,240
In the shower.
332
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:48,790
What are we going to do?
333
00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:50,710
Remember our training?
334
00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:52,410
What did I tell you to do?
335
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,240
You're right.
336
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:57,180
Let's get out of here.
337
00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:59,950
What about the body in the fridge?
338
00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:03,270
Will you get dressed?
339
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,170
I don't like this. I don't like this at
all.
340
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,850
Bob.
341
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,500
She's just a woman.
342
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,560
Just one woman on her own.
343
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,230
The knife.
344
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,659
I hope
345
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:45,060
the chef hasn't fricassied the evidence.
346
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,130
Oh, God.
347
00:23:58,159 --> 00:23:59,560
Okay.
348
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:30,980
when you've been doing this and I bought
a bloody ice cream van.
349
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,630
Oh, God.
350
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,100
I can't believe this.
351
00:25:05,351 --> 00:25:12,219
Hurry up. If she hears us coming, she'll
know we're on to her. I'm doing my
352
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,270
best.
353
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:15,840
Over the back. Have a look.
354
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,340
Dave! What?
355
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,330
Don't be too long.
356
00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:30,340
Try it now.
357
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:32,680
Go on.
358
00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:41,600
It's not dead.
359
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:44,130
It is not dead. Can it stop?
360
00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:14,700
You don't mind if I hold your hand, do
you?
361
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,359
I pay £300 for two perfectly good rooms
and you two choose to sleep together in
362
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,410
a cupboard.
363
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,130
I never thought the time would come when
I'd be pleased to see you, sir.
364
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,180
So, er, how did you get on to us, sir?
365
00:27:04,181 --> 00:27:06,439
It was all thanks to the butler, Briggs.
366
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,490
The butler?
367
00:27:07,491 --> 00:27:10,839
He had the whole thing worked out from
the beginning.
368
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,539
Called us early this evening and told us
about the long -lost daughter and the
369
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:15,590
inheritance.
370
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,470
He said he would have told you two about
it.
371
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,730
But that you seemed convinced it was
Susan Hampshire.
372
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:26,770
Did he say anything else about this,
sir?
373
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:31,779
After he told me he'd done it, the line
went dead. I didn't get a chance to
374
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,830
thank him.
375
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,260
Where is he, by the way?
376
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:36,669
I'd like to shake that man by the hand.
377
00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:41,220
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