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Dude, one of us has to get that role, and that one kid's going to be Juliet.

Man, this does not need a promotion.

Honestly, I can't wait for that kissing scene.

Oh,

Oliver,

can you believe it? Right?

Look, I got the script right here.

We need to memorize this by Friday, okay?

So we better get started now.

By Friday? Is this Friday coming up? Yeah.

But, like, are we going to practice together?

Like, we need a Juliet.

I mean, what else are we going to do?

Look, dude, I don't know.

Not like that.

Not like that. I mean, let's, you're, you are like that.

Okay. No, bro, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. I get it, I get it.

But, like, what girls are going to find to practice with us?

Okay, we'll see. I got it. We better get working on the sound.

Yeah, these are... There's a lot here.

I don't even know some of these words.

Basically, this Friday, coming up, pretty soon, we have this little theater

project here.

We have an audition for Romeo and Juliet.

That's a pretty big part.

Huge. Okay.

And we're just in need of a Juliet.

We're looking for that.

So that's why we're thinking our stepmom would be a perfect fit.

Helping us remember our honor.

What do you think?

Well, it would be a good exercise for them.

And we actually do that at night school. Yeah.

We're really good at it. Yeah.

Well, I didn't know you did that at night school.

We did.

Yeah. That's super cool.

Well, then this will be right up your alley. It'll help us out tremendously.

do need a Juliet.

Yes.

You're not going to get this. I won't let you down.

Okay, but you have to take this seriously. Not a joke, if we're out

Oh, yeah.

I appreciate it, Mom.

I really want this role.

Okay.

You're the best.

Thank you.

You're the best.

We're going to start. We're going to practice.

Do you want to start practicing?

Yeah.

I'm going to tell it away.

All right.

All right.

So, who should I practice?

Okay, Joshua, let's do it like that.

Okay, let's try this.

Oh, then, dear saint, what?

Oh, right.

What? Oh, right, all right.

Oh, then, dear saint.

let uh let's do what hands do and

um dear saint

joshua cut oh my god that was awful

sorry mom it's kind of hard

Oh wait, oh wait, I have to go.

I'm gonna try to bring her up. Yeah, I haven't done it.

Don't you want to hear me?

Yeah.

Perfect. All right. Yeah.

Got to see. I'm in.

Yeah,

I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, perfect.

All right.

Tell me when.

I program lips that they must use in prayer.

Oh, then here's me.

But let's do what hands do.

Should I do it again real quick? That was good, right?

You can try it again.

Okay, a little different tone maybe?

Okay.

Oh, then do your thing, but let's do what hands do.

Yeah? That better?

Yeah, yeah

Remember that exercise that we did when we were in drama school?

We can't do that. We can't use that kind of method acting on them. They're our

boys. But Veronica, they lack passion.

You can't do anything without passion.

You're right.

But I think it'll work. I mean, they can actually be good. They care about this.

Who knows? But they have to have some intensity, some passion.

We have to get that from them, just editing with them.

that we learned to do it in drama school.

We really think it's going to help you. And it's going to help you really do a

good job with this part.

Plus, you're wearing something that already looks anyway.

Yeah. This is perfect, you know? Yeah.

Kind of like a rhythm type style, you know?

Loose, loose thing, like. It's lovely.

It's really organic.

Yeah. So, what's this even about?

Well, single stage is kind of like.

No way.

No way.

There's no shame in being nude, and it'll help you feel more confident.

No, you're my mom.

Yeah.

There are no moms on stage.

To show you it's not a big deal. What?

Are you sure?

I mean, that's what you did.

Yeah.

Do it.

You're my mom. I shouldn't be thinking naked right now.

Is that wrong?

You're my mom. You're his.

Oh wow.

You all did this? See, no big deal.

Well, go ahead.

Do we have to?

Do you want to be actors or not?

If you want to be actors, you need to do what I say. Just hate your clown dog.

It's not that big of a deal.

your face, right? Yeah.

Try delivering your mind.

You guys want me to relax.

Oh, then dear thing, let's do what hands do.

Oh, that's better. Much better.

And for you, Oliver?

Oh, then dear thing, let's do what hands do.

Oh, look at that.

They do have a little passion after all.

Huh. As you do, Dewey. Yeah.

See, it's working already.

Mm -hmm.

See? We'll do this method of work.

I mean, it went wrong.

I did Joe a little more confident.

Yeah, it was kind of a... You know how it is.

Right?

See, you're constantly having to pass it. Your boy blocks a lot of pass time,

and you're way too shy, and you're incredibly nervous when you're a girl.

I mean,

you can't fucking wipe up in front of your junior yet. That's never going to

work. That's true.

And it's the same about love.

So you boys need to learn a thing or two about passion and love and expressing

yourself in a way. Wait. Wait.

Hey. Hey.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yeah.

I think I definitely understand.

Hey, Mom.

Like that.

Like that? Mm -hmm. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I don't feel great. If I did, I'm a little bit nervous.

Nervous? I'm a little bit nervous.

I suddenly feel that passion.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

It's so good.

Can you not breathe?

I don't know.

I like that. That's hot.

Damn.

Now as far as the kissing goes, if you really want to be good and make it look

real, then you have to practice that too.

Yeah, very true.

Okay.

So, why don't we go?

Yeah, is that good? I think that's a fabulous idea.

Yeah. Got a little more heated.

Mm -hmm.

I think it makes it more perfect for Julia.

Mm -hmm. I mean, I think you kind of feel the growth.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Your final lesson.

This is how you should be delivering your lines.

I'll make sure to do that next time.

Is that half of it?

Yeah, you're doing great.

They're so good. They're both doing good. Oh,

my

God.

What a great lesson.

Yes.

I said we're good friends.

Oh, wow.

Where are we without Rubio? Okay, yeah, I think we're going to do this.

It's my turn to get in there.

What's in your mouth?

What's in your mouth?

Oh my gosh.

I'm not going to mess up one line.

I'm so sorry, Mom.

Relax on your step, Mom.

It's a little weird.

Again, can we switch positions?

I'm sorry, it's just acting.

Yeah, but we love our time.

Okay, fine.

Yeah, that's a little weird.

Oh, yeah?

I'll show you weird.

Weird? Mm -hmm. Okay. Yeah. Well, what's the next position?

Well,

I think you boys need to go ahead and lay down.

Lay down?

Lay down.

Whoa, I don't know what's going on.

What do you think is going on? I don't know.

Nothing's in my face.

It is.

That's a little awkward.

Oh, wow.

You like that, don't you?

I can tell you like it.

My mom, this is, but this is acting, right?

It's acting, don't worry.

It's all part of the acting.

All part of the exercise.

My kids are college days.

Yeah!

You really want me to get the part, don't you, Mom? Yeah.

Oh my

god.

You should know a lot.

I

can't

believe you're eating your mom. I don't want to get the part.

But you guys are definitely going to get that part.

I mean, you said this was just acting.

It's just acting. And Romeo and Juliet is all about love, right?

And passion.

I guess I really want the heart.

You really have to learn about hearts.

Okay.

Yeah.

Are you good?

Yeah, I feel good.

Oh.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, mom.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Keep going.

Yeah, keep jerking it like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're going to become like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. I'm so fucking close.

Keep going.

Yeah. Jerk it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I'm going to die.

All over my tits. All over your tits? Yeah.

The back of them? Yeah. All over your tits? Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

my pretty squeeze.

Oh, I'm about to cum. Yeah.

Oh, jiggle your tits, Mom. Jiggle your tits, Mommy.

Jiggle them for me, yeah.

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum.

Fuck,

I'm cumming.

Still ready for this performance.

Oh my God, you did so good.

Most of you did.

A+. I really want that.

Yeah, I do too.

You guys are going to do so great.

We're going to do great now because of you two.

Thank you so much, Mom.