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This is real sick.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Dude, I can see your fucking pussy.

Oh, shit.

Ew.

You're fine as hell, bro. You ain't gonna get no test around here.

Oh, man.

We gotta get out more, like... Girls like this ain't gonna get us down the

dude. Nah.

Not even close.

Just gotta... We really need to get out. It's probably a little party.

It's probably, like... None of these girls would be there.

We're going to have to get out of here. And that's fine, right?

Hell yeah.

Hello, son.

Are you boys ready to go to the synagogue?

Guys, leave the attitude at the door, okay? Yom Kippur. The pool together.

Do we have to?

Yes, you have to. Your fathers have been preparing this for many, many weeks.

They're high up beacons in the synagogue.

And Yom Kippur is today. And we must acknowledge that.

Can we do something more exciting, like go get food or something?

How will it look upon our families if you cannot get yourselves together and

there on time?

Not my problem, it's Dad's problem.

Ivy!

Ivy, just please get ready.

Don't do this to us today, please.

We've been waiting for you guys for too long, so get yourselves together.

Don't embarrass us.

There's no way we can stop the boosters.

Just get me out of here.

Get me out of here.

Oh, bro, bro.

Oh, shit, dude. I just got invited to a party.

Oh, shit.

You think we should go to it?

I mean, fuck it. I'll do it.

All right. You can't play, okay?

Let's sneak out.

Go get some glizzy.

Meet up with some Gentile women.

Oh, yeah? You want to cut the kosher? Hell yeah.

Let's do it. Let's do it. All right.

First, let's sneak out, though.

How the fuck are we going to get out of here?

I don't know, just her mom.

Are people going to do work?

What

is

with our boys and their attitude right now?

I know, it's not like we're not going through it too.

Are we not starving?

We've been fasting just like they have.

I know, and I've been up staying for a sec.

It's sundown and I'm so fucking horny.

I could really go for a kosher dog.

Bad girl.

I know, doesn't it make you extra horny not being able to?

Oh, I'm so horny.

Fuck, I miss it when my husband would just touch my tits in our hot make -out

sessions.

I know, before we used to get so intimate and you would go down on me.

It's so wet.

Well, maybe we can, you know, try something else.

Yeah. There are steps then. Yeah.

That sounds actually great.

clothes here.

Oh God.

Oh,

fuck, I've been so hungry.

Oh, yes, break your fast.

I think he'll never know

about this.

Oh, yes.

There'll be some shame.

I'm coming.

Oh, God.

Drink me. Drink me.

Drink me.

Please.

I'll hang up. Listen, it's kosher.

You don't drink.

That's easy.

We're definitely telling Dad.

We aren't breaking any marital rules. We aren't breaking the marital rules.

Well,

if y 'all are going to be doing this, then we should be able to go to this

party. No, no, no, no. People from the temple will be there and they will see

you there. We can have a party at home.

the party at home instead of the temple.

Maybe it's just fun.

Well, we are women, so

I was thinking, baby, you could go with Mandy and Parker could come with me.

If you're cool with it, yeah, I get it.

Like, if they let us do this, we gotta be holding other stuff too, right?

I mean, they are really hot.

Yeah,

I think I'm down.

Plus Jewish girls are way hotter than Gentile girls.

You can't talk, it's so big.

Yes. I'm desperate.

I'm starving.

Bro,

our dads are fucking hot.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Jesus.

Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, what?

Grabbing my... Oh, yes.

We're fasting so long.

Our hunger is insatiable.

I don't know, I can't shake the fact that I'm also looking at my...

Well,

if you guys are feeling shy

You guys feel comfortable? We have this.

We have this we can put over ourselves, right Mandy?

Yeah. We'll cover ourselves for the shame.

Just like my husband.

Yeah.

make now

Wait, is that what you want for anything?

Uh -huh. Just don't say anything.

No. Not always.