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Good morning, Mom.

Thanks for joining.

You're late.

Oh, really?

Yeah. You said you were going to help me with chores this morning.

Yeah, but I just woke up. I have 10. Don't want to hear it.

Come on. Chug, chug.

Have, uh... Have you finished your homework?

Um, yeah. Yeah, I've been doing it all. Okay.

Well, once you're all caught up with that, you need to work on your piano

lessons because definitely botch that last one.

Of course, Mom.

Also, in the meantime, you need to make sure when you're done with your

homework, you've studied enough because your 4 .0 GPA is mandatory.

Okay, okay.

Mom, honestly, I mean, I kind of saw you in the pool the other day. You could

use working out, and then you need to get eight hours of sleep because... You

can't be sleeping in every morning like this.

Look, Mom, I'm only a teen, okay?

I'm trying really hard.

You have me doing so much. Let me just do one thing I was looking for, your

future.

Time to wake up, sleepyhead.

Leave me alone.

But you have soccer practice today.

I don't feel like going to soccer practice today.

Okay. Well, I can call the coach and tell him you're sick.

Okay. Okay?

That works.

You get some sleep, baby.

I'm just going to clean up your room, okay?

Don't fucking touch anything.

Okay.

Well, if you're hungry, I made you breakfast, so it's downstairs waiting

you. Leave me alone.

All right.

Get some rest, my sweet boy.

Hey, Alex, how's it going?

Not so loud.

Oh, sorry, my bad.

What are you doing today?

I didn't feel like doing much. I didn't go to my soccer practice today.

Right now I'm just chilling, eating breakfast my mom made me.

Wait, your mom makes you breakfast?

Yeah, she makes me breakfast every day.

What are you doing?

You don't like a library or something?

It's a little hard to explain.

My mom doesn't let me use the phone until... 3 p .m.

That fucking sucks.

Anthony, language.

Go away, Mom.

Anyway, you want to come over today?

Yeah, I'll be right over.

Um, and also, could you, um, bring your mom?

Uh, yeah, that's a little weird. Oh, yeah, I forgot you were telling me you'd

fuck my mom.

Here, I'll hand her the phone on tour.

Hey, Alex.

Hey, Thea.

So, I was wondering if you could come over today and, you know, have a talk

my mom.

She's been really hard on me, and I just think you could really help out with

that.

She's hard on you?

Sweet boy, you should know that she should be treating you like a king.

You're only 18 once.

Um, thanks so much, Miss Cyrus.

See ya.

I'll see you soon.

Bye.

I knew it.

Have you been in my room?

No, no, of course not, Mona. I didn't do that. You know what the punishment is.

Grounded. One month.

Grounded? Yep. One month?

Go to your room now.

Oh, man.

What am I going to do with that boy?

Expecting anyone?

Oh, my God.

Hey, Sheena.

Hi. How are you? So good to see you.

So good seeing you. It's been so long.

Yeah, it has, honestly.

I'm not really sure if I forgot something. Oh, my God.

We were invited.

Wait, he what?

Yeah, he invited us.

No, he didn't tell me that.

She's grounded for a month, so he doesn't have guests.

May I ask why?

Well, he was on his phone without permission.

Well, the boy's young, and they do need freedom.

So, I mean, it's working perfectly with my son.

She's hot.

I would totally bust all over her face.

You were saying?

Well, maybe you're right.

My son actually does need a stronger hand in discipline.

Indeed. But Alex did actually invite us over.

He spoke to us on the phone. He didn't tell you?

No. So he's on the phone with you.

Okay.

Alex, come down here, please.

Oh.

Miss Cyrus.

Don't act shocked. She knows.

Here, and you invited us.

Mm -hmm.

Yep.

Interesting.

Maybe we should just discuss things.

Okay.

No feet on the furniture, young man.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Well, what do you propose?

I'm trading our parenting styles.

I agree. We could do that and test it out.

Sure. Go ahead.

Show me how it's done.

Ow, boy. Come here, sweetheart.

Go.

Now, you've been such a good boy.

Do you want to get your mom's approval again?

Oh, no, I'm watching.

I want to see what you wondered.

You've been a good boy, and you should be rewarded for all the hard work you've

been doing at school and at home.

And piano practice.

And piano practice.

So, I believe that you deserve a little bit of this.

Go ahead. You can touch it.

For real?

Yeah, it's a learning process here. Go right ahead.

And you're learning.

And she goes, was for you?

No. Okay.

Well,

what I would do with your pride and joy, you need far more

and more.

Firm hand.

I need to make sure I put my foot down or I'll break it off into that.

Get down on your knees.

Take off my panties.

Don't be shy.

You're just talking on the TV saying you'd come all over that girl's face.

Don't act like this is the first time you've done that.

Hand them to me.

You're going to learn some lessons.

Be a real good boy, aren't you?

See that?

Yeah, I totally think.

I see the I'm sorry in his eyes.

He's going to be a lot sorrier.

She gets herself number one chair.

Pay attention to me.

Oh. Oh.

Well, if you get lit, maybe you should. You should too, right? By all means.

Ooh.

Mmm. Yes. Get in there.

Mmm.

Mmm. I've seen your search engine.

Mmm. Yes. Get in there.

Mmm.

I know what you two are doing.

I've seen what you've been thrifting in the search engines there.

Have you been deleting your history?

Not good enough, apparently.

Make mama proud.

I hope I will.

should be rewarded, especially with a 4 .0 GPA.

I think I need to get some

rewarding food in.

Interesting. I didn't even know you could do that, sweetheart.

You need to be given the proper guidance.

What discipline should I put in?

You need to be motivated properly, yeah?

There will be no more ditching your soccer practice.

Make sure you get all your costume put to good use.

Young boys need to stay active.

Whoa, now she's just showing off. I can do that too. Get up here.

Get these off.

You two sharing clothes?

You have tons of pride.

Get yourself more comfortable there.

I think he's enjoying his discipline.

It's not a race.

Am I doing good now?

I'll let her be the judge of that.

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Oh, wow.

Your dick's actually bigger than your dad's.

Don't call him that.

oh you want to take control of that

Show me exactly what you would do like girl on the TV.

I'm sure you wanted to do this for a while. I've seen how you look at me when

you come over for sleepovers.

Yeah?

Nope,

you haven't heard that one yet.

See,

now you have some positive reinforcement to look forward to.

And why don't you go to the gym with him?

I don't think I'm that out of shape.

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, boy.

Oh, yes.

Deeper.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

He's already graduated to helping without being told.

She's learning faster than you.

Oh my god.

You're very fast when you're over here.

Oh my

god.

Thank you.

Make Mommy's pussy happy, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes.

Such a good boy.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah.

You're making yourself useful, huh? Yeah.

Oh, my.

I feel the improvement.

Oh my God.

Come on, boy.

Show her.

Look at all that love she's shown you through all the years.

Oh, shit.

Oh yeah.

I need you to make mommy's pussy cum.

Oh shit, your cum too.

I am still that pussy.

Yeah?

How's he doing? He's doing.

He's a good boy. Reward him more. Let him go out.

Well, technically he's being very bad.

Oh, man.

It's okay. Focus on the reward.

Bring it.

You're allowed to have your friends over.

You're grounded.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You better get one more out of her, too, huh?

Oh, my God, yes.

You

deserve

one more.

You have to take it.

Take all that aggression you got out of my mouth and that pussy.

Yeah, show me

I think you really, really needed to be rewarded.

I think so. I think you'll be able to sit better.

Wow.

Thank you.

I'm assuming we should probably do more disciplining and rewarding together.

Yeah. We can start by cleaning up. this place. Oh yeah.

We made a map.

I did make a map.

Yeah. I'm proud of it too.

I am proud of it.

Hell yeah.

You're going to be just a good boy. I think you'll be okay.

Now go get the fucking paper towels.

I'll teach you all a trick.

Bye. Bye.