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♫ powerful modern music ♫

[synthesizer violins]

Hah, Gabby.

Been meaning to talk to you about

how you should be with me not Drake.

I'm the one that loves you.

I've always been there for you. I'll always be there for you.

And Drake? What has he ever done for you?

I mean look at this. Who wouldn't want this?

That's why I think you should be with me,

because I love you. He's just a prick!

He probably didn't get you a good gift for your birthday.

If he even knew.

Teddy thinks: »And Gabby will get off on my huge cock.«

»All women love big dicks.«

[loud background noise]

Instructions?

[garbled]

scrambled [garbled] with technology.

Technology that comes with instructions.

[loud sound effect like an explosion]

[no background noise anymore]

[sighs]

No way.

What the fuck?

[metallic balls clicking, everything else is quiet]

What the hell?

Everything's frozen.

[background noise is back, siren blaring]

Gabby...

I keep meaning to ask you guys, how are you liking your new apartment?

Oh, we love it. It's bigger than our last.

Great.

So is the rent.

I believe it.

I'm so sorry I haven't had time to stop by yet, but

I promise you, I will come see it as soon as I can.

Oh, thank you so much for inviting us to your birthday dinner.

Yeah.

Are you kidding me? You guys are my best friends.

Love you. You're the greatest.

We love you. You are super-cool.

And sweet.

And you, my love, are seriously the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.

Thank you so much for putting this all together for me.

Anytime, Baby.

Hey, is something wrong?

Em, no nothing.

Oh, come on. You've been acting like quiet and distant all night.

I mean, is there something up you can tell me?

Well...

Something...

»Your boyfriend is a cheating asshole.«

So something happened and I...

What, Teddy? What happened?

It's...

Hey, come on. I mean, we've been friends since, what, like third grade?

Just tell me what's going on. You're worrying me.

But...

Baby?

Would you marry me?

[sighs happily]

OH, MY GOD!

YES! Yes, of course, I'll marry you.

Oh, my God, it's a tight fit.

This is amazing.

Do you love it?

Yes, it's beautiful. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I'm getting married.

Teddy, look at this ring.

What the fuck are you thinking?

Look at that fucking douche bag.

Fucking creepy smile.

And you, you piece of shit, all you fucking do is cheat on her.

What the fuck is going on?

Why the fuck?

Why would you ever choose to fucking marry

him of all fucking people?

What a fucking douche!

You fucking cunts.

Fucking sobering that fucking asshole?

Who are you guys? I thought you were my friends?

I'm so disappointed in you.

I mean, isn't this amazing?

Baby, I'm so...

Baby?

Drake?

Drake, are you okay?

What is going on?

Is this some kind of prank?

I don't think you can wake him up.

I think maybe only I can.

What do you mean only you can?

What the fuck is going on here?

Look, I know it's crazy, but this watch,

it stops time.

This is a joke, right?

You're joking, this is not real.

No, look around.

Time stops everywhere for everyone.

Pat, Leslie?

What the fuck?

So you're saying the watch is doing this, okay?

How is this possible?

I don't know.

Maybe it's a top secret military experiment.

Maybe it's a scientific discovery.

Okay, listen Ted, this is dangerous.

Okay?

Whatever it is, just make it stop.

Okay? Just put everything back.

I can't.

I have to do something first.

What?

I love you.

What?

I've always loved you.

You don't want to be with him.

You deserve better. [Gabby sighs]

He's an asshole, he cheats on you all the time.

You belong with me.

Ted, listen.

I love you too, okay?

I do, of course I do,

but we're friends, okay? - No.

We're friends, we've always been ...

(just) friends.

Gabby, I've stopped time that you can realize:

I belong with you.

We have all the time in the world for you to figure it out.

Wait, I see that look in your eyes. Is this some

weird way to try to get me to fuck you or something?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Gabby gasps] [Ted] Look...

Do you really want to risk this?

I'll smash it right now.

Maybe time will stop...

Don't you dare! - Maybe time will go forward.

Who knows?

Is that what you want to do?

You're not the person I thought you were.

You disgust me!

So that's a Yes, then?

[Gabby exhales sharply]

Let's fucking get this over with then. [footsteps]

We're gonna do it right here in front of him.

[Gabbie gasps in shock]

Yeah, there you go.

I have something for you.

[clothes and belt rustling]

[exhales]

How could I ever love you after this?

Oh, this will be a fine start for this.

[smacking lips]

Don't forget to occasionally glance over.

Oh, yes.

Let's see.

Oh, yes.

Yes, there we go.

There we go.

Look at this.

Still fucking smiling.

What a fucking douche.

Mm.

You're a fucking monster.

Let's see those titties.

Oh, yes.

See, I think I like it.

Let's see if we can get this over with the pair.

All right.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

No.

Oh, yes.

No.

Oh, yes.

No, yes.

Yes.

No.

Let's get on with it, then.

Actually, it's there, isn't it?

Why are you so sweet?

Because you love me.

Come on, just fuck me already.

Oh, don't worry.

You'll get it.

So this is what he's been enjoying.

Oh.

No, look at this.

Can't believe you're making me do this.

Come on, fuck back. You know it's better than him.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

There we go.

Oh, come on, is that what you got?

Of course not.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Look at that stupid face over there.

Just look at that.

I'm sorry, Drake.

Okay, yourself. You're not sorry.

You're enjoying this.

Look at that stupid face over there.

Fucking.

I'm sorry, Drake.

You're not sorry. You know you're having a good time.

He's going to make this worth it to me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

Oh, yes.

Come on, if you're going to fuck me, might as well fuck me good.

Yeah.

I'm going to go play with it.

Yes.

There we go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

You better enjoy this because it's only going to happen once.

We got all the time in the rubble, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That'll be it.

This is what you want?

Yeah, it is.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Oh, there we go.

See, we're just starting to interfere.

Don't make me slap you again.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

Oh, yes.

You just aren't going to enjoy it anymore.

Come on, come on, get over here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Ahhhh

Oh, my goodness, dear.

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Ohhhh

Ohhhh

Ahhhh

You couldn't make me fuck you, should we have a fuck?

Come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Farewell.

Ohhhh

Ohhhh

ohhhhh

Ohhhhh Ohhhh

My leg.

Ohh

I've been waiting for this to warm up.

There we go, there we go, there we go.

There we go, there we go.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Just do it.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck.

Oh fuck, oh fuck.