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Subtitles were created by Freejack and Whisper-AI
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♫ powerful modern music ♫
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[synthesizer violins]
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Hah, Gabby.
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Been meaning to talk to you about
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how you should be with me not Drake.
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I'm the one that loves you.
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I've always been there for
you. I'll always be there for you.
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And Drake? What has he ever done for you?
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I mean look at this.
Who wouldn't want this?
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That's why I think you
should be with me,
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because I love you. He's just a prick!
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He probably didn't get you
a good gift for your birthday.
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If he even knew.
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Teddy thinks: »And Gabby will
get off on my huge cock.«
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»All women love big dicks.«
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[loud background noise]
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Instructions?
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[garbled]
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scrambled [garbled] with technology.
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Technology that
comes with instructions.
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[loud sound effect like an explosion]
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[no background noise anymore]
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[sighs]
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No way.
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What the fuck?
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[metallic balls clicking,
everything else is quiet]
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What the hell?
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Everything's frozen.
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[background noise is back, siren blaring]
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Gabby...
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I keep meaning to ask you guys,
how are you liking your new apartment?
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Oh, we love it. It's
bigger than our last.
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Great.
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So is the rent.
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I believe it.
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I'm so sorry I haven't
had time to stop by yet, but
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I promise you, I will come
see it as soon as I can.
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Oh, thank you so much for
inviting us to your birthday dinner.
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Yeah.
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Are you kidding me? You
guys are my best friends.
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Love you. You're the greatest.
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We love you. You are super-cool.
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And sweet.
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And you, my love, are seriously
the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.
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Thank you so much for
putting this all together for me.
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Anytime, Baby.
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Hey, is something wrong?
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Em, no nothing.
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Oh, come on. You've been acting
like quiet and distant all night.
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I mean, is there something
up you can tell me?
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Well...
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Something...
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»Your boyfriend is a cheating asshole.«
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So something happened and I...
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What, Teddy? What happened?
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It's...
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Hey, come on. I mean, we've been
friends since, what, like third grade?
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Just tell me what's going on.
You're worrying me.
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But...
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Baby?
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Would you marry me?
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[sighs happily]
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OH, MY GOD!
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YES! Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
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Oh, my God, it's a tight fit.
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This is amazing.
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Do you love it?
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Yes, it's beautiful. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, I'm getting married.
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Teddy, look at this ring.
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What the fuck are you thinking?
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Look at that fucking douche bag.
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Fucking creepy smile.
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And you, you piece of shit, all
you fucking do is cheat on her.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Why the fuck?
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Why would you ever
choose to fucking marry
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him of all fucking people?
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What a fucking douche!
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You fucking cunts.
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Fucking sobering that fucking asshole?
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Who are you guys? I thought
you were my friends?
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I'm so disappointed in you.
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I mean, isn't this amazing?
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Baby, I'm so...
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Baby?
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Drake?
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Drake, are you okay?
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What is going on?
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Is this some kind of prank?
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I don't think you can wake him up.
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I think maybe only I can.
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What do you mean only you can?
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What the fuck is going on here?
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Look, I know it's crazy, but this watch,
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it stops time.
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This is a joke, right?
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You're joking, this is not real.
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No, look around.
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Time stops everywhere for everyone.
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Pat, Leslie?
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What the fuck?
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So you're saying the
watch is doing this, okay?
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How is this possible?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's a top secret
military experiment.
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Maybe it's a scientific discovery.
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Okay, listen Ted, this is dangerous.
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Okay?
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Whatever it is, just make it stop.
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Okay? Just put everything back.
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I can't.
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I have to do something first.
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What?
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I love you.
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What?
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I've always loved you.
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You don't want to be with him.
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You deserve better.
[Gabby sighs]
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He's an asshole, he
cheats on you all the time.
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You belong with me.
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Ted, listen.
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I love you too, okay?
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I do, of course I do,
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but we're friends, okay?
- No.
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We're friends, we've always been ...
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(just) friends.
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Gabby, I've stopped time
that you can realize:
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I belong with you.
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We have all the time in the
world for you to figure it out.
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Wait, I see that look in
your eyes. Is this some
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weird way to try to get me
to fuck you or something?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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[Gabby gasps]
[Ted] Look...
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Do you really want to risk this?
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I'll smash it right now.
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Maybe time will stop...
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Don't you dare!
- Maybe time will go forward.
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Who knows?
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Is that what you want to do?
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You're not the person
I thought you were.
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You disgust me!
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So that's a Yes, then?
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[Gabby exhales sharply]
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Let's fucking get this over with then.
[footsteps]
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We're gonna do it right
here in front of him.
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[Gabbie gasps in shock]
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Yeah, there you go.
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I have something for you.
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[clothes and belt rustling]
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[exhales]
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How could I ever love you after this?
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Oh, this will be a fine start for this.
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[smacking lips]
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Don't forget to occasionally glance over.
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Oh, yes.
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Let's see.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, there we go.
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There we go.
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Look at this.
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Still fucking smiling.
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What a fucking douche.
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Mm.
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You're a fucking monster.
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Let's see those titties.
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Oh, yes.
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See, I think I like it.
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Let's see if we can get
this over with the pair.
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All right.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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No.
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Oh, yes.
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No.
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Oh, yes.
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No, yes.
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Yes.
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No.
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Let's get on with it, then.
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Actually, it's there, isn't it?
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Why are you so sweet?
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Because you love me.
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Come on, just fuck me already.
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Oh, don't worry.
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You'll get it.
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So this is what he's been enjoying.
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Oh.
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No, look at this.
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Can't believe you're making me do this.
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Come on, fuck back. You
know it's better than him.
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Mm.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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There we go.
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Oh, come on, is that what you got?
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Of course not.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Look at that stupid face over there.
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Just look at that.
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I'm sorry, Drake.
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Okay, yourself. You're not sorry.
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You're enjoying this.
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Look at that stupid face over there.
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Fucking.
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I'm sorry, Drake.
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You're not sorry. You know
you're having a good time.
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He's going to make this worth it to me.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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There we go.
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Oh, yes.
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There we go.
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Oh, yes.
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Come on, if you're going to fuck
me, might as well fuck me good.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to go play with it.
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Yes.
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There we go.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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You better enjoy this because
it's only going to happen once.
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We got all the time in the rubble, baby.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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That'll be it.
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This is what you want?
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Yeah, it is.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Yes.
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Come on.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, there we go.
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See, we're just starting to interfere.
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Don't make me slap you again.
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Come on.
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Oh, yes.
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I hope you're happy with yourself.
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Oh, yes.
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You just aren't going to enjoy it anymore.
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Come on, come on, get over here.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Ahhhh
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Oh, my goodness, dear.
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Ahhhh
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Ahhhh
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Ahhhh
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Ohhhh
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Ohhhh
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Ahhhh
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You couldn't make me fuck
you, should we have a fuck?
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Come here.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Farewell.
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Ohhhh
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Ohhhh
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ohhhhh
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Ohhhhh Ohhhh
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My leg.
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Ohh
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I've been waiting for this to warm up.
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There we go, there we go, there we go.
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There we go, there we go.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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There we go, there we go,
there we go, there we go.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Just do it.
292
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Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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295
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Oh fuck, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck, oh fuck.
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