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When was the last time that you, you know, had sex?

Yeah. It's been a while.

Years. Years.

Feels like it.

Me too.

You know, an excuse all the time. I don't know.

Tired. Tomorrow.

I work too much.

Exactly, right? I work. I work all the time and I never, I'm

never not in the mood.

Maybe we've just lost that spark.

Maybe if we just like get back in shape or something, it'll be better.

Yeah.

Get it back a little bit. Maybe they'll want us once we become all fit.

Feel hot.

Put out a little bit more often if we have some cute things. three bodies,

right?

Um, the boys, they move out every day.

That's right, you know, they do.

They do.

I wonder if they would ever help us get back into shape.

I don't know.

Boys these days, especially at their age, like, they want nothing to do with

their mothers.

Well, either that or fork up the money for a gym membership, which

they can handle it. They can teach us something. Yeah. I'm sure of it.

Maybe if...

Your son trained me.

My son trained you.

Yeah. I wonder if that would work out a little bit better.

Yeah. Maybe they'll be more motivated because I could, like, hit up your phone

little bit more.

Yeah. Maybe it's not like their own mother. Exactly. Maybe if yours is

me and mine trains you, they would be a little bit more prone to wanting to help

us. Maybe.

Damn. Dude, I'm dying.

I haven't gotten laid.

Shit. How about you? Me neither, man.

I'm dying to get some.

I've just been working out all the time, you know? I need to get in shape.

Ever since college started, I've just been too damn busy studying and just

working out. I was just dying to get some puss.

Yeah. It's been a minute.

Man, these courses, they're so long, and just really trying to look good for

these girls, but, man, I don't know.

It's just so much homework, and I don't know what you mean, because I haven't

been to campus in a while, because the dynamic's changed.

It's all hybrid or online courses, so, yeah. How are we supposed to get laid?

Yeah, and there's no more walk -along campus, no titties popping out, no, oh,

man. And short skirts.

Just showing them all online.

So many things.

Just like side boob and big asses. I'm just going to go to her teacher.

Hot ones.

I see it.

And the parties, you know, like I really miss the parties.

So much.

They've changed so much. They don't exist anymore.

What are these fraternities and sororities doing? You know, I want more

sorority girls.

Yeah, beer pong isn't a thing anymore. It's all these stupid trends.

Yeah, right.

It was still high school.

Well, getting laid was still high school, too.

Damn.

This sucks.

Yeah, things have changed, but we need to get some procedure.

We definitely need to get laid. Yeah.

I was wondering if you could maybe help us out with something.

We're trying to get in shape, you know?

Yeah, of course.

No offense, Ms. Demure, but I don't want to.

Can you give us a second?

Sure.

Dude. What?

Dude.

I am not lying here.

That mama's fire.

All right. And I've seen the way you look at myself.

Yeah? Now, this is a good chance to imagine seeing them at gym clothes.

Ah.

Okay.

All right. All right. All right. All right.

So, we've decided to help you out.

Start tomorrow, okay?

And wear something comfortable because we'll make you choose a spot.

Great. See you again.

Yeah, I will do.

See you tomorrow. See you.

Dude, are you sure about this?

They're the ones I want to exercise them. There's no better exercise than

fucking... I mean, yeah, but... I mean, I don't know.

They are wrong.

Like, isn't this a little weird?

I mean, I don't know if you want to talk to kids.

Hey! What's up? We're here to burn some calories!

Hooray! Alright!

Ready to get started?

Yeah!

So son, we go this way and what do we get?

Oh, no offense, dear, but, um, she doesn't eat a lot.

I mean, I don't feel comfortable ordering my mom around.

Good call.

Yeah.

Alright, right over here.

We'll first start with some instructions, okay?

All right.

So we're going to

stretch your thighs out. So just sit down on the floor.

And you want to spread your legs out, your ankles.

And put your hands forward, just like that.

I'll push up here.

Yeah, that's good. You just really want to push

up.

Yeah, that's it. You just really want to bring it.

Yeah, yeah, that's good. Good. Yeah, I should do that too.

Oh, push looking? Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to go up.

Yeah. Keep the back straight.

And then you need to go one side.

Yes, sorry. That's right.

Get forward and that's where you stretch. Oh yeah, I feel that. You feel

stretch. And how does this feel? I feel the stretch.

Good. I feel the bend.

No, no, no.

Too much. Not too much.

Okay. Just a little bit of stretch. That's all you want. Mm -hmm.

And forward and you're reaching up.

Yep. And then just move forward.

That's right.

And just keep reaching over the floor, towards the floor, and then just like

that, you know?

Just like that.

And make sure you keep your back straight. And hips.

Yeah, that's a hard one. You feel that curve in your back there?

And that really goes through the thigh there.

And you can feel it towards your... You know, just like

that.

Yep, yeah, that's perfect.

It's looking really nice.

And then, yep, just to the right.

And then maybe pull it back and stretch out these over here and just

all of this in the area here.

T -stretching.

And perfect.

Yeah, and then just here too.

Yep.

All right.

And just all that.

Next stretch. What we can do is focus on the back and upper shoulder.

What we can do is bring your knees up.

Just like this.

Rest your weight against me. All right. Just like that.

Yep. And you want to lock back.

There you go.

That's it.

Like that. Like that?

Yup, it opens up the hip.

You're doing great.

How's that feel?

It feels good.

What? It should feel good.

It should.

I hope it does.

I really like your technique.

Thanks. We can go to the next position.

Okay.

And that would be a dog.

All right.

Very popular.

All right.

Yep.

Yeah. Just like that.

Just like that. Right.

A little more forward, like that.

And just a little more forward. Yeah, just the technique.

Just really go.

Yeah, a little more forward.

Yep. All right. And you can bring up one leg.

There we go.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's get the leg up here.

And just really focus on what they're in here.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Nice.

Ah, yeah.

What perfume are you wearing? That's good.

Can you show me the other one?

Oh, my beard is thin.

Great.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Oh, yeah.

Press your leg on my shoulder. There you go. Straighten out.

All the way up there. Keep looking at that.

Great form.

Yeah, great form. Touching. Mm -hmm. All right.

That was great.

Now I'm going to do the right side.

Here we go. All right.

Lay on your back.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. We're going to bring the legs forward.

How can we underside your thighs here?

Let me just help you.

Yep. Yeah. Perfect.

Yeah. We're going to get some air down there. Let me just really get these

And, yep, just like that. Yep.

Good. Does that feel good?

Oh, yeah.

Great.

You're doing great.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. But trust me, it's a proven method.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, kiddo.

Look, this is a proven method, okay? If you don't follow through, you won't get

any results.

I'm scared about that, but I don't know about this.

It's a proven method, right?

We don't want you to hurt yourself, so that's what we don't want.

I mean, I can hardly breathe.

Your balls are in my face, but can we just stop? Are we done stretching

Can we just, like...

work out some arms or something other than stretching forever.

Yeah, we actually have a really good arm workout set up for you.

It will work out everything.

Your ribs, your biceps, your triceps.

All at the same time.

Okay. Well, that's what I said.

As long as we're done with stretching.

Yeah. That's it. Now we'll rearrange the room a little bit. Yeah.

We'll wait over there. Okay.

What the hell are you guys doing?

What? Just point me at them.

This thing is done.

Mama. This thing is done. We're going to figure out where it's going to be. This

is the best workout. We're going to get there.

Just as a blood flow.

A little curve.

A huge curve.

That was fun.

But when was the last time?

It's been years.

And since then I've gained weight.

They're right.

Sex is after sex. It really is.

It could really solve all our problems.

I don't know. I don't know about this.

Yeah. As long as they don't tell anybody.

Well, he's my stepson.

Right. And it's my stepson, but you don't have to have sex with your

You have sex with myself.

That's true. That can work.

Yeah. As long as they don't tell anybody. Right.

Nobody's going to believe them.

We need to do this, but we're going to be hard.

Okay.

Yeah.

When you get it, sit down. Sit down.

Okay.

Now.

Now, we are going to arm strike.

Okay.

Is this what you were doing?

Yes.

Yeah, I think it's really good for you.

Of course.

Stroke it all the way.

Good girl. Oh my God, that's really good.

A little more breath. Okay.

Oh,

okay. Okay.

I feel like you're doing a better workout.

I think I need to use it.

Yeah, I really like the all the way.

God, I love the words, man, but it's really doing the trick for

your arms, too.

Oh, yeah, I can feel it.

That's perfect.

Yeah, I think that helps. That definitely helped.

You know, the airflow?

Mm -hmm.

That's important.

When it was getting a little hot.

Yeah. Yeah, you want to stay cool.

That's important.

Wow.

Oh, yeah. I think that looks... I mean, feels... Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, wow, those are nice. They must really be working out their arms.

Yeah,

mom, maybe you should do the airport thing, too.

Yeah. Yeah.

For David. Yeah.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Oh, jeez.

Oh,

really?

This is amazing.

Dan's smart and pretty.

I know.

Oh my gosh.

This workout was a great idea.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, you guys are going to feel awesome.

I hope so.

And kiss her back, and we'll talk about it.

Who knows?

How was my fun day?

Good.

How was mine?

Good.

It's good when you finger me while you lick my pussy.

Strengthening the finger.

I love you.

Tell anybody that your cock was in my mouth.

Well, of course not. Yeah, that would be weird.

Would it be weird? Yeah. Okay.

Actually, you're so clumsy.

No worries.

Sorry. Whoa.

Whoa. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mom.

It's okay. Just keep going.

Keep going? Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

Oh, yeah. It's fine.

Oh, just like that.

Whoa, whoa.

Oh my god. That's so

hot.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

That's great.

That's right, son.

Nice little cup.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Roz, Mom.

Oh yes.