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How did the bow tie look?

Yeah, it looked fine.

Yeah,

we both look fucking dumb, man. I can't believe we're doing this home prom

thing. Yeah, it's so dumb.

No, I mean, it's nice that our moms are trying to do this for us, but, like,

it's not, like, the main reason we go to prom.

Bitches. Fuck,

man. I know. I can't believe fucking moms are taking us to prom. Like, you

We're doing it.

We're ready.

That's us.

Look what we did for you.

Right? We did something so nice here to kind of break them in. Yes.

What are those little pieces?

Don't you like it?

This looks so lame.

No. Wait a minute.

Wait. The video games aren't even easy.

There's nothing. This is just a small ball. You guys don't know that.

That they're just a ball.

It's right in front of us.

We are going to first teach you how to be a man.

Exactly. That's the best part of promenade.

Absolutely.

No, no, no. Not to a woman. It's not. Yeah.

Put your hands right here.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. We're going to go. You're fine.

Look at that, babe.

You know?

Yeah.

Come on, sweetie.

Guys, we will meet you in the middle.

Daisy, you dance with my stepson, please, and I'll dance with your

Are you okay with that? I mean, I guess I can do it. I don't know if you're

really making that up. Okay, let's do it.

All right, fix your face and wait.

I don't care.

Hey. A little better?

Yeah, I mean, it's a little better.

Like this, and then put your hands right here at the waist, okay? Yeah?

Yeah.

That's better.

No, a little slower, like this, and match your body.

Yeah, the same way.

Not too bad yet.

Oh, uh, not exactly what I meant.

Oh.

That's how I can really get used to dancing, to be honest.

Really? Yeah, it kind of makes me want to dance now.

Well, I mean, I guess it will help you have a better prom experience.

I remember my first prom.

You're doing good.

Yeah? Yeah.

I can smooth.

Why don't you already come playing?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to show you how to really get down.

How to really get down? Mm -hmm.

Gee. Uh, yeah.

I'm fine.

I love it when you do the jig. It's perfect.

What are the boys doing?

Oh, I mean, it's prom, right?

Yeah. Okay, so he has a point. It's prom night. Yeah, like, we get, you know, we

get frisky, right? Isn't that the kind of habit?

Couples get, I mean, frisky during prom.

Couples get frisky.

Okay. But we went from not wanting to do prom to frisky.

Well, I mean, you did say that.

We were going to get the full experience at this prom, right? But we're just

trying to get the full experience.

And I do understand that.

Don't you understand it at all? I mean, I skip that.

I do the same thing on prom night, and I love to have fun, and it was pretty

wild. I mean, yeah, I definitely talked about it late that night. I don't want

to hear that.

But that's the point. I mean, it's prom night.

I kind of hope maybe we can look at virginity.

What?

Nikki,

I'm not comfortable with you seeing me naked. I don't have to look at you, Mom.

Look at her.

Come on.

Okay, well, I'm okay with it.

Are you okay with it?

She's okay with it, Mom. Can you be okay with it?

I guess.

We want to make you have the best time of your life possible.

And now that you guys gave us the party, Now we can go to the after party. After

party. Yeah.

After party.

Okay. You boys are crazy, but we'll do it.

Okay.

Here we are. It's your after party.

Yeah.

It's actually happening. I know.

Um, maybe, uh, you two could strip a little? Yeah, I mean.

I guess so.

We signed up for that, didn't we? Yeah, we kind of did, didn't we?

Probably, yeah.

Okay, Mickey, look away. Yeah, right. Just don't.

Don't worry about it.

I'm not looking at you anyway.

Okay,

um.

Here goes nothing.

Whoa.

Oh, my God. I haven't done anything like this for so long. You

do look really

good. Yeah? Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Definitely all new tonight.

Okay.

Touching. Did you know you're... I see that.

Okay.

Is that okay?

Don't look, boys.

Well, we gave you guys the green and white go.

So, I mean...

Your mom has a nice ass.

You're telling me.

Look at your mom's ass. I guess so.

Yeah.

Do you like that back there?

Yeah, I do.

Really something.

Wow, this is awesome.

Do you think we could maybe...

A little more?

Yeah.

Okay, here goes nothing. There you go.

Jesus, Mom, you got them pierced. You win.

Nikki!

I'm sorry.

I have them pierced. Oh, I love them.

Can I touch them?

Yes. Are you ready?

You sure?

Okay.

I can feel them.

Touch them.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

All righty.

High five.

Wow.

You'll feel so good when I'm not fastening it.

Yeah, I read about that.

I took success, yeah. Okay. I'm fine.

Yeah.

I guess we're going to make it the best time of night possible.

Okay.

This is

the first time

up close.

Please, your father. Don't look.

Let me focus right here.

Looks like you're ready for me, huh?

Ego, thank you.

Before I go off.

And start.

And make this rock hard.

I need for you.

I need to not come.

That's number one. The woman always needs to be satisfied and enjoying

it. Don't come.

But I can eventually come, right?

When I say so.

Don't come within the first minute. That's the damn truth.

Gotta know when to hold back.

It's just kind of hard.

We'll help you learn.

I'll take it slow.

Okay.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

I'm focusing.

I feel good.

This is not so bad.

This is kind of fun.

Especially since they've never done it before. It's kind of fun to show them

ropes.

I'm loving it.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

That feels awesome.

I'm going to teach you a little trick.

When I go down, I want you to throw in my mouth, okay?

Okay.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

What do I do with my hands?

I keep my head on the clock.

Okay.

What did he do?

Did he take my phone? Yeah,

I haven't talked to him in a while.

He's like...

Could I?

Could you what?

Can I say fuck you?

A little bit? Let's do it. Come on, come on.

Do you know how?

um

oh

my gosh

Good job.

You did just like I taught you. Grab the head. Keep it down.

Let's have a look at you. This is what I'm going to do now. Put it behind you.

Yes.

Thrust.

Thrust. Thrust.

Don't do it. Do not come.

We come.

They are fresh.

Right.

Yeah.

That's the plan.

I don't know. This is a tough call.

I mean, we want to follow through, right?

We said we were going to. It's fine.

We are.

Why don't you just kiss?

I mean, I don't know.

I've been with a girl. I've kissed, but never, like, more, you know?

We could try.

Yeah, why not?

Is that right now?

That's important.

This is your big day.

Get that tension out.

Get this out of here.

Get that there for you.

Take it slow.

Take it slow?

Is that okay? Yeah.

Oh my god,

it's so bad in my hand.

That's one of my favorites.

Oh, no.

Uh -oh. Uh -oh.

Hey, Mom. We're getting really freaky over here, guys.

Yeah.

Oh, poor thing.

Yeah, we have to show him how to keep that head down right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my

gosh.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're doing good. You're doing real good. Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

Kind of felt good, though.

Come on, Mom. Get your ass out of here.

You like that, though.

I mean... You look so strong.

Don't hold back, Nikki.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You're sucking him real good.

I owe you one.

He's got a good dick to suck.

Better than his father.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

Nikki, keep going.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to be a good, talented Nikki.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

Nikki. Oh,

your

son

is a quick learner.

Oh, God.

I'm gonna show you

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Right there. Oh, right there.

Yes. You're going to make her come. You're going to make her come.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Amazing.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's right. You know how to do it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Look how much he's concentrating.

He's really getting into it.

As long as I'm concentrating on my studies as well.

Yeah.

I can't think.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my God.

Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck it.

Yo, back to prom night ever. Dude, hell yeah.