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Before we forget, we want everything to be perfect. Welcome!

Okay,

you guys come here All right, are you guys ready? I need this party to go

perfect. Everything needs to be kept tidy Yes, Mom.

Okay, and please, keep an eye on that cunt from next door.

Mom!

Honey, you're just being paranoid.

No, I'm not. She is 1 ,000 % going to try and mess with this party.

Mom, she wouldn't.

Oh, honey, you're not going to.

Look, she's definitely going to try to mess with this party, so keep an eye on

her.

Okay, Mom.

Oh, there she is.

There you go. One for you.

One for you.

Hi. Come on back, guys. All right.

And how you been?

I'm great. How was your summer?

You guys can make it and everything, you know?

So, how was your fun enjoying the gift that I got for you?

Oh, yeah, I accidentally threw that out the window and it landed in a garbage

truck. So funny.

Oops.

I can't believe our stepmoms are still going at it. I know, man. We need to

figure something out before they get at each other's throats.

I got an idea.

How about I tell your mom that my mom wants to end the feud and you do the

Sounds good. Yeah? I'm with it.

Should be a good party tonight, though, huh?

Oh, fuck yeah. Let's drink to having no worries, huh?

You're going to slow down there, champ, huh?

Oh, man.

I'm just glad to be where it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I hear

that.

Women talk too much. A little bit too much sometimes, huh? Yep.

Yeah. Well, fuck yeah.

Oh man, such a good start.

Empty glass, man.

I need another one.

Are we done with it?

I'll get you some more.

Hey.

Me too.

I'm having so much fun. Yeah. Did you get a haircut?

Yeah, I did.

Oh, that's so nice.

Um, excuse you.

I need to talk to my husband.

Um, come here.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Here,

I have a pillow for you.

Come in.

There you go, drunk.

I guess that's not going anywhere.

How can I help you?

So, I was just speaking with my stepmother earlier, and she was just

she really would like to end the rivalry tonight, and we just wanted to have a

peaceful New Year's.

You know?

You're joking.

I have a hard time believing that.

You know she's really proud, like, Miss Love.

You know how she is.

That does not sound like her, and if I'm going to believe that...

I'm gonna need you to be a little nice to me. Huh?

What do you mean?

I mean, come here and be nice to me.

What are you talking about? If I'm gonna believe that we can have a good New

Year's as neighbors, I'm gonna need you to do a little something to make it feel

real. Like this?

Uh -huh.

Just like that.

Yeah, be really nice and this is love.

It's all up to you.

God,

I just don't understand.

Dan, how do you deal with an uptight mother of yours?

Well, I mean, my mom was actually ready to call a truce.

Why do you look so nervous?

I'm just worried that my mom is going to catch us.

Oh, no, maybe you should look at me. That'll make you feel better.

You did just say she wanted a truce, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

You're not graceful enough to handle something like this.

Excuse me. At least I'm not the one who got my whole family arrested.

You framed me, you bitch.

Oh, my God.

Enough. Hey.

This fight is getting ridiculous. It needs to end now.

Agreed. This is getting so tiring.

You guys need to either make peace or just ignore each other.

Mrs. Wilson said it best before.

The best way for us to end the rivalry is by having a special moment together.

Maybe by being nice to us.

You two can stop arguing.

Maybe you guys would even become friends.

Well, I mean, my New Year's resolution was I did want to make a new friend

before the New Year started.

Oh, I mean, I guess it could be worth a shot if it means

so much to our friends.

Maybe we could start with a kiss?

Ew, I'm not going to fucking kiss her. That's taking it way too far.

No.

Not used to.

Maybe we should just show them.

Okay, I can go with this.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh my God.

No, no, no.

Oh, my God.

Terrible wife.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.