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If you've seen any rom -coms, then you already know, science and physics nerds

are the best out here.

For all my fellow nerds out there, try some of these pickup lines on the

Girl, I got my eye on you.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Is there a science room nearby?

Because I'm picking up on our chemistry.

Hey, you gotta get her.

New plan.

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Smooth.

Forget hydrogen.

You're my number one element.

That's what it pays off.

Diego?

Yeah, Mom?

When are you going to get a real job and stop with this podcast session?

Mom, we're in the middle of an episode.

I don't care. Listen, I'm your stepmom, not your maid.

I'm going to head over to Grandma's for a bit.

I need you to fold up the clothes.

And tidy up your room while I'm gone, got it?

Alright, yeah, sure.

Yo, your mom's kinda hot with just this.

Shut up, man.

Help me real quick so we can get this over with.

For sure.

Yeah, I fucking hate doing the laundry.

Yeah, that's boring,

man.

Bro, what the fuck? Are you thinking my mom's underwear?

Well...

I got a thing for it, man. Your mom's real hot.

What the fuck? Are you serious, bro?

Yeah, I mean, it's totally a thing. Like, people buy underwear online.

Really? Yeah, they buy used girls' underwear.

No way. For real? For real. Bro, like, let me show you.

Look at that.

See?

No fucking way. Yeah, bro. Girls are making bank with this.

Really? Yeah, like, look at all these girls selling underwear.

Shit. You know what? we should do?

Huh.

Maybe we could start selling them.

Where would we get underwear, though?

Fuck it, we could use our mom's.

Bro, that's fucking genius.

Yeah? Yeah, we already got the podcast, though. Oh, yeah, we got some fans for

our podcast.

Fuck, it might work out good. Yeah, we could advertise on there. Maybe they'd

want it.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay, now, here, let me get, let me get a picture.

Wait, don't get my face. For sure, no, I got you.

Got it.

Hey.

Hi, Mommy.

Yeah, um, you know that podcast thing the boys are into?

Um, yeah, that podcast thing is, I don't know.

It's taken up all of his time and it's kind of, I don't know.

Yeah.

You might want to come over now.

Okay.

No, I agree. No.

We need to do something about it.

Get him out here and have a talk with him right now.

Rico!

Get your ass in here right now!

What the fuck? That was my stepmom.

She's got to go.

doing here? First of all, first of all, I'm your stepmom because if I was your

real mom, you'd get your ass beat right now. Same for you.

You are lucky I am your stepmom.

What are we doing?

What's going on in the fucking podcast?

Nothing. We're just talking to our fans.

Talking about what?

Don't think we don't know.

What are you talking about? Exactly what's going on. You know what?

Have a fucking seat. We think alike, girl.

Have a seat.

No. Have a seat. You heard me.

Where are they?

Show you what?

Our panties.

Look,

we know everything.

Okay? We saw.

So show us the fucking panties.

Okay. These are yours, right? Yeah, those are mine.

These are... Those are yours.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Are you serious right now? Wow.

It was his idea. It was yours.

This is some bullshit. I'm not even playing with you.

So you guys think you can make money taking pictures of our panties and

them?

No.

You know what?

Pull out your cell phone.

My cell phone?

Pull your fucking phone down.

Okay.

All right, maybe you can make money taking a picture of this.

What? Come here.

Did you get it?

Yeah.

Now it's time to teach your boy the lesson.

Move over.

What

are

you looking at?

It was really nice to see both.

Look at that. They both got excited watching us kiss, didn't they? See that?

Mm -hmm.

Either that or the pants.

Mm -hmm.

I think these are the panty men.

Yeah?

Unzip.

Oh, you just took them all the way off.

Wow, you were ready for this, weren't you?

Yeah, I was.

You did like that kid, didn't you?

You like that kid?

looks like you like it

Is this what you were thinking about this whole time?

Hold me while I'm sleeping or dare you.

Don't do me anymore.

Pull my jacket up.

Pull it up.

Thank you.

Take those off.

You guys aren't nervous?

It's okay, honey. You can take it.

Enjoy it.

I don't have fucking permission.

Let's get over here.

I don't have permission.

We're in control now.

I have to still shut him up first. You want a penny?

If you want to steal our panties, that's what happens.

Thank you.

Let me taste one of this for you.

Let me taste one for you.

Should we be doing this?

It's okay.

Just enjoy it.

Mommy's being naughty.

That was really naughty.

I want to watch you fuck her.

Oh my god.

Yep.

This is one of the dramas.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Let's see if I have a big breath again.

I'm moved.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes. Yes.

Oh, he does it so good.

Thank you.

I'm so scared.

I love you.

I love you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, look at that, those two over there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Go right

there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

More.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come on.

Can't wait to taste it.

Oh, fuck.

So we taught them a good lesson.