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Shall I tell you a story?

One day...

the Mumbai police station receives a phone call.

[telephone rings] What do you suppose the officer hears?

A song!

♪

Guess who sang the song.

Dharavi Dineshan.

Right before a robbery...

he calls up the station and sings a song.

That's Dharavi Dinesh's signature move.

Right now, he is about to rob this mansion.

Stealthily, the thief steps into the house.

He opens a cabinet...

only to find it empty.

He stood there disappointed...

but just then someone prods him from behind.

Who now?

That's Susmi.

She is the house help.

Susmi points Dineshettan to the locker loaded with riches.

"Setta, Setta"

"You'll find gold in that locker."

Elated, Dineshettan cleans out the money and gold in no time.

Before leaving, he asks Susmi ....

"Come away with me?"

And so, Susmi leaves with Dineshettan.

Together, Susmi and Dineshettan...

walk the streets of Dharavi...

and gives away all the money and gold to the poor.

Dineshettan is a kind-hearted robber, you know.

That's when Dineshettan gets a call.

It is his mum from back home.

Dineshettan tells his mum...

"Mumma, I'll come visit you."

And so, Susmi and Dineshettan travel to Kerala.

♪ Manasa Vacha

A few days later...

Dineshettan calls a police station in Kerala.

Why?

Watch on now!

(Koorkenchery Police Station)

Hey .... Hey!

Phone...pick up the phone

Koorkenchery Police Station

(Hindi song) ♪ "Chingari Koi Badke" ♪ - Amar Prem, 1972

Must be that foul-mouthed fellow, eh? Hang up and go back to sleep.

Only Johnny Sir can deal with him.

That's true.

Too bad he's in Rome or else, we'd have a cuss fest now

Its not cussing, Sir.

Its a song.

A song?

- Really? - Which song?

(Singing continues)

Wipe your tears

Keep the towel

My mom would cry to this song too

That's Dineshan Sir

Dharavi Dinesh

His personality is even better than his singing

He's going to land you in trouble

Go back inside!

We'll deal with this.

Oi! Annamma

Annamma

Go wake Jubichan.

He needs to get to work.

Oi!

Where's the torch?

Ah!

- You were whistling from here? - Yes

Killjoy

I was taken back to our cocoa farm days

It's 3 A.M.!

Go and wake Jubichan!

Yeah, yeah. Hold this.

Can't even pee properly these days...

...and she still thinks about the cocoa farm.

What is he doing at his hour?

Curse his whistling.

He's going to wake the whole neighborhood.

Yeah right, as though we care about them.

If it weren't for his whistling at the cocoa farm...

...you and your sister, Sheeba wouldn't even be here.

Don't you ruin our nostalgia

Have your coffee and go to work

It's easier to council the Devil

Sure

If you want to get to work on time...

...either buy an alarm clock...

...or fix your phone...

...or better yet - get married.

if you can't do any of this...

...your father's whistling is your best hope.

Wonderful!

The woman who left here hasn't entered her husband's home...

...because we couldn't afford the rest of her dowry.

Sheeba has been living in his porch since the last seven years.

I'm trying to find ways to pay it off.

Let's get that sorted first.

While that may be true...

That porch didn't stop her from having four kids!

From that point of view...

...she has done pretty well for herself.

Get it?

Hold this.

Eh?

What's he looking for?

What's dad up to at this hour?

What sort of question is that?

This is when I always go to relive myself.

Really now?

What's this?

Aha!

Shame on you, dad.

Stealing rubber from the neighbours...

...and then lie about taking a dump?

Give me that.

Don't you ruin our daily income, boy.

It is written that it is okay...

...to steal a bit from the rich. - Where exactly?

In Russia. Get out of here!

Great!

Thieve away.

Are we there yet?

Soon, stop annoying me.

We should have taken my scooter.

Why? Is this not good enough for your bottom?

Will you stop worrying?

Put that torch away!

You need to be brave now.

That's easy for you to say.

This is my town.

If I get caught here, I am done for!

You weren't so scared when discussing the price.

What did you call it? A thing?

Yeah

Stop the scooter, stop it!

- Okay - Halt!

What happened?

You called it a thing?

Yes

Don't use such words here, alright?

Like smuggling, cargo, thing.

This isn't the time or place.

This is a matter of faith.

Who is smuggling what?

What are you talking about?

What did you mean by calling it a thing?

You are trying to offend me.

You always do this.

Don't play the fool.

Oh, I see.

So that is the issue.

If you are that offended.

You can back off from this deal now.

I'll find someone who is not easily offended.

You are not the only president of the temple here.

The family business was started by my father, not me.

In all that time, we've never seen an idiot like you.

That's not what I meant.

What else did you mean?

If it hurts you that much...

...let your Goddess stay in the temple.

I don't want anything if it offends anyone.

As it is, being offended is just a state of mind.

When are you going to learn this?

You are absolutely right, lets just leave.

Let's leave!

Can't say a word these days.

I'm not the one who started this.

Hold tight and don't move.

- Listen - Hm?

- Stay here - Eh?

Thirumeni's house is over there

I'll be back soon.

Hey

I thought you wanted me when you paid the advance.

He won't do a thing without an advance.

So give it to me, I'll give it to him.

You? But why just you?

That's because Thirumeni does not trust you people.

Oh! Is that so?

Fine, I trust you. Don't cheat me.

Allah, will he cheat me?

- Give that to me - Why?

- Just give to me - But why?

Give it to me for a second, I won't take it anywhere.

Here.

What was that?

- My father told me about it. - What?

It wards off all bad omens.

Now you can go.

- I'll be right here. - So you do believe in all this.

- Come here. - Where to?

- What is going on? - Let's stand here

Shine the torch.

Shine the torch!

It looks exactly like our Goddess, like a twin.

Nair, I'm only doing this because I trust you.

Oh, not because you need the money?

Don't be disgruntled.

I have three daughters.

- All of them, adults. - So?

- But still I feel conflicted. - Why?

We are betraying our Goddess.

Oh you poor sweet man.

Before man discovered gold...

...all these idols were carved out of wood and stone.

Even to this day, if there is no choice, idols are made of stone and wood.

Gold idols are just a symbol of man's pride.

Also...

Once you keep adding colour every three months...

The Goddess will shine like never before!

If the king and the minister steal from the treasury, who's going to know?

Di- did you get the advance?

Advance?

Do you think Koya will give you an advance without seeing the idol?

Oh no, I can't sell the Goddess to a non-Hindu.

- That is a grave sin! - Give it back.

What sin?

Do you think we will get anything done by religious discrimination?

That would take too long.

Listen...

Just do this three times.

All your sins will be forgiven.

All clear?

So, as decided, the buyer will come.

When they arrive at the rear of the temple...

...just drop the original idol there.

Got it?

Ok, I'll leave now.

Oh wait.

What?

Make sure the Goddess is pure before you enter with her.

Eh?

Koya touched her, that's why.

Okay

Come along. The temple is nearby.

Couldn't we have just biked up to the temple?

Why stop there?

Let's ride right into the sanctum sanctorum.

Utter idiocy!

Why are you getting so emotional?

We just need to get there.

Everything else is in order.

Stop blabbering now.

One minute.

Oh, right.

- Nair? - Hm?

Don't pee too far ahead There's a cable in front of you.

Don't forget that you are under the fuse.

- Nair? - Yes?

How do I wash this?

What nonsense? Am I supposed to wash it now?

Just get me some water, thats all.

Where will I go for water?

Get up, we'll find a tap nearby.

- Really? - Yes!

Listen...

I can't walk like this for long. This is najis for us.

Najeeb who?

Not Najeed, najis

Who is that?

I meant this is ritually unclean.

I can't keep walking like this.

Eh?

What's this?

Drop your dhothi, man!

Don't touch me.

Don't toy with my faith. This is forbidden for me.

You can't stand here like this!

Damn it!

Stop walking this way. It's just so weird when you're right behind me.

Then you walk behind me.

What is the point? You are still doing your creepy walk.

Tell you what...

Where is the tap?

- It's right there. - Okay

This is all your fault.

Peeing is contagious, you know?

Nonsense. Why did you have to ape me?

Ah, there it is.

Go do your thing.

Nair

We are screwed.

What happened?

There's only air in the tap.

Can't you dry it with air?

Don't make me regret going with you.

Haven't you seen those air dryers in mall restrooms?

This is not the same thing!

- You and your bright ideas. - Just do something.

Oh no! Koya, run!

What happened?

Will you slow down? I can't run as fast as you.

- Just run! - I just told you I can't!

- Run! - Are you deaf?

Stop playing around!

I'm moving as fast as I can!

Nair, will you slow down!

Where are you guys off to?

Don't mind us. We're out for a walk.

Get in if you need to go to the hospital I don't charge patients

No need for the hospital

I just need some water, do you have any ?

Why you naughty dog.

No no, he urinated.

Oh?

He wants water to wash his...

Whatever.

Here you go.

No water though.

That's fine.

Carry on then.

Who does he think he is?

Here

There's a bit of water left.

Will that be enough?

- Lets go! - Quiet!

If its a small sin, why not just do it?

It's convenient.

A sin is a sin no matter what.

So stealing isn't a sin?

I'm not the one stealing, that's you.

I'm only a middleman.

It's true, you know.

Nair?

I can wash up here.

Thats the temple pond.

Do your thing at a mosque pond.

Keep walking

Oh

- Quietly now - Huh?

Quietly!

Why are we standing here?

Will you be quiet?

What?!

Check it out.

- Got it, Nair - Let's go, Koya

C'mon!

(Hindi song) ♪ "Tere Bina Zindagi" ♪ - Aandhi, 1972

Don't forget your bag, Sir.

Sir, I don't have change.

Thanks. Great guy!

Is he going to swim at this hour?

That house looks submerged already.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Look at what I brought.

Goddess Mayakkavu Devi is here!

If you asked for the moon, I'd bring that too.

Pray your heart out.

We have her till 5 in the morning.

How much does she weigh?

About 75 kilos.

Not your mother. I meant the idol!

(In Hindi) What an idiot!

So beautiful!

Her final wish has been granted.

Lucky Mother.

My Goddess!

Easily 5 kilos.

I checked.

Should be about 5 kilos.

Shall I call the buyer in Mumbai?

No, no.

I've left a letter saying she'll be back by 5.

They will have thrown it away.

You may not want this, but I do.

All these years I've stayed with you.

What have you given me, Dineshetta?

A bit of gold?

Everything else has gone into your pension fund for retired thieves.

Not happening.

This is my decision.

Your mother has passed.

Finish her final rites by noon.

Mom!

Where do you live?

Close by

Is it ?

Where is this coconut going ?

Hail the Goddess!

Who is that?

That is Subban.

He's still single at 46.

This is his offering for a wedding.

This is his last coconut.

Oh, don't say that

Oh no! Where is the Goddess?

My offering is in vain!

So anyway, did you hear anything last night?

-Any bumps or bangs? -We were watching TV.

So we didn't hear a thing.

That's convenient.

Stop wasting time and tell me what happened

Don't mess with me.

Nothing happens here without your knowledge

Did you sell the idol to someone else?

Tell me, Thirumeni!

Why won't you believe me?

How can I trust you?

My people are suffering because we trusted the likes of you

Now we are neither here nor there.

Sir

That Na and Na have always had historical differences.

Observe them closely.

- Nair? - Get lost!

Those historical differences...

...are still prominent

Historical... differences?

What do you mean?

Sir, the Na and Na...

Just my observation.

Nothing ever happens here without their knowledge.

Where will the idol go without them knowing?

What is Na and Na?

Only then will I understand.

Oh, you didn't get that, did you?

- Did you get it? - Nope

Na is for Nair.

Na is for Namboothiri.

I just abridged it.

There is no way that they are not involved in this.

But...

Na and Na are like the idol's left and right hands.

Why would they do this?

Will they?

My dear Sir

Backstabbing is easier than being honorable.

They have always been like this.

They are always both involved and not involved.

We would know.

Really?

That needs to be fixed.

Let me ask them.

Hold this.

Don't drop it.

-I'll be back to finish it. -Hold this.

I don't like this job.

I need to finish my rites.

There's nothing to finish. The idol is stolen.

I have no other option.

Bash the coconut on my chest then.

That isn't the right way.

Thirumeni, I had a question.

Sir, what do I do with this coconut?

This coconut?

I know what to do.

We can do so much with this coconut.

We can make a delicious dip

Some chutney as well.

You can make steam cakes.

Mix with milk to make fish curry.

So many other curries as well.

So many things.

Just pick any one of those.

Now take your coconut and leave.

Go!

Leave!

-I'll leave? -Idiot

So

What's the point if the two of you won't stop bickering.

I need to tell you something.

Come here.

Bring those chairs, Sathya.

Take a seat, Thirumeni.

Sit

Sit

Nair, sit

Come here.

Its nothing.

Is Divyangadhan Na or Na?

He's a mix.

He's a mix of Na and Na.

Ah, the forensic team is here.

Is that so?

Ah!

The forensics are here!

Stay here, don't go anywhere I'll be right back.

The team is here.

They will catch the thief.

What's with all the brushing?

Did you find... oh, you found something.

A letter?

Step back, all of you!

Please step back.

Step back I say.

No no, we don't need the dog squad.

The idol will be back.

Will the idol walk back?

What nonsense are you saying?

I didn't say that.

The idol can't walk.

But the thief certainly can.

He left a letter.

What?

What letter?

-Read the letter -Just a minute

Its bad manners to read another's letter.

Make it quick.

To the Faithful,

Forgive me

For years, Mayakkavu Devi has been my paralaysed mother's favorite

It is her dying wish to see the Goddess

My mom is unable to come to the temple

Hence, to fulfill her last wish

I am taking the idol home for the time being

As soon as her wish is fulfilled

I shall return the idol

Sincerely, a dutiful son.

That letter hit me emotionally.

I was reminded of my own mom.

Okay, fine.

I'll call you back.

Okay

How sweet.

I'm sure you all heard me.

The idol will come back.

Are you sure, Sir?

I mean...

Why would the police say something without evidence?

No harm in waiting.

Yes yes, have patience.

Sure, Sir.

Please step aside.

-Sir, my shoe. -She will be back soon.

Let's go.

Sir... Sir

-I have a question. -What?

If it's the same question as before...

Ravi cleared that up for me.

- Oh good - This is a different question

Sir

If we go by the letter.

Sorry

What's there to think about?

No I meant, the idol is at some home with a paralyzed woman

That's whats written in the letter.

Yes yes, I mean...

If he returns the idol...

He becomes the hero.

Right?

But if it is us bringing it back...

Huh?

...then you would be the hero.

So here's what I did...

I took a list of all the paralysed people in this neighborhood.

Really?

There are seven in total.

Out of which two are Ma.

Five are Fe.

They are our target.

Out of those, one of them is...

..irrelevant. The rest are all from other communities.

Hold your horses there.

Are you cussing? We can't cuss in front of the temple.

We don't even cuss at the station.

No no, these are the abbreviations I mentioned before.

Ma-Male, Fe-Female, Ch-Christian, Mu-Muslim I've already explained Na to you.

All of them have old moms.

Oh okay, I get it

Your intelligence is above and beyond the call of duty.

Let's keep it to ourselves.

Did you feel bad when I asked you to bring the chair?

- No - Sure?

Let me have a look.

Hey you, come here.

Yes, Sir?

- Will you give us a ride? - Sure

You go with him and search Nair's house.

- Sir? - Yes?

I'm right here.

You are!

Is your mother at home?

She is bedridden.

That's exactly why we are searching your home.

Okay , everyone search the houses as per the list.

I have to go home. My wife is calling me to do some chores.

- Ready? - Okay, Sir

Where do I go?

Whatever.

What is that all about?

I have to hand it to your sister.

Seven years without setting foot in the house?

Come, lets go.

What can poor people do but suffer?

Tell her to file a complaint.

We will solve the problem for you.

No, its fine.

I just need five sovereigns of gold.

Will you be able to get it though?

There's no other way.

Ah! Nair is here.

Why is no one opening the door?

It is Vaidehi's bath time now.

Let me check the rear.

I'll be right back.

Jubicha, follow him.

Don't miss any evidence.

Sir

Why didn't you tell me your daughter was here?

That's not my daughter, that's my wife.

-Huh? -My wife.

Why are the police here?

I'll tell you, wait.

Ma'am, its fine.

We just need to search the house.

We are from the investigation department.

Follow me.

Aren't we all human?

Jubichan! Search the kitchen.

- I'll check on the mother. - Okay, Sir.

Go on.

What a huge house!

- Ma'am where is his mom? - Where's the kitchen?

It's upstairs.

Please come.

Come along.

Where is the kitchen?

It's right there.

Please come.

You have such a beautiful wife.

Why are you with Koya then?

If Vaidehi gets to know, I will be ruined.

Listen

Take whatever you want from here.

Just don't ruin me.

I sure will.

Why do you need two phones?

I'll take one.

I need both phones.

- Fine, let me go tell her. - No wait wait.

It's yours.

Keep it.

- The other one too? - I can't give you that.

I gave you one, keep it.

Hey!

Stop kissing him and come here.

Come on.

Jubicha, look out for the evidence.

Olichankali Jewellers.

Shajimon

I came to see if the bananas are ripe.

Are they?

This is Shajimon's first time.

Tell that to Nair.

How much does this weigh?

One and half sovereigns.

This is not your first time is it?

No, she usually buys gold from my store..

One and a half won't cut it.

I need at least five.

Five?

What is this?

Shajimon!!

Don't touch her. Vaidehi doesn't like it.

How much more do you need?

Five

Really? Five, eh?

You'll have to answer to God for this.

Here

How much is it now?

Four and a half.

One more and it will be fine.

Wait.Step away, Vaidehi.

Is it fine now?

Yes, it is.

Listen

Help me out here, please?

Don't look at me like that.

Come

-Take that mat -Huh?

And then?

Get in.

Get in.

Get in

Are you taking me out to ripen?

Wait just a minute

One minute

-Slowly -Don't touch me there

Shajimon...

Shajimon?

Shajimon?

Hey!

Shajimon

Where did he go?

Hey

Did he vanish into thin air?

Sir, get in.

No you go ahead, I'll come with Jubichan.

I'm off to my sister's

That's why I am coming.

Let me see if I can solve her problem.

I just look tough on the outside.

On the inside, I am just a big softie.

Do we have anything else to load?

Three more closets, but never mind.

You're great.

God bless you.

Awesome guy!

Thank heavens it's not a lorry.

Scooch over.

Yep. Sit up front, Sir.

The water closet would have made it easier to sit.

Let's go.

- I'm off. - Okay

What a day to lose Devi, a mobile and my dignity.

Ugh! Talk about tough luck.

Tch! Put it down.

What did I just say?

Yay! Jubichan's auto rickshaw.

Oh, Jubichan's here...

...with a cop?

Oh, your sister runs a daycare, eh?

No, that's all her kids.

There's another in a cradle too.

- Hey you - C'mon

- What's going on? - Whoa! It's a cop!

- What's with all the bananas? - Hush now

Keep it down

I've got five sovereigns of gold for your husband.

Shush! I'll give them to him.

Stay here and deal with the cop, will you?

- My ca- - My turn. Pick me up!

Hang on, uh..

Here you go.

That's okay. Just put them down.

- Come on in. I'll make some tea. - No no

I'm here to see your husband

What now?

Her brother is here with a cop.

Are we screwed?

- Sure looks like it - Hey dude

- Eh? - I've got something for you.

What's with the cop outside, Jubicha?

Because I don't let your sister in the house, eh?

- Noway, dude. - That's uncalled for, Jubicha

- Check this out, bro - Eh?

A bangle!

- That's five sovereigns. - Uh..

There. That's all of five sovereigns.

- All good - Give me that!

Let's not draw any attention now. C'mon.

- Are we in trouble, Jubicha? - No, dude

Seven years since you've been living in their porch, eh?

Uh, he comes to me every night though

Quite obvious.

Your sister will be desolate if the cops take me away

Trust me, bro

Where are you off to? Who's going to unload all this stuff?

(mutters under breath)

Why are you all dressed up?

Erm..Sir, this is his usual attire ever since our wedding.

- Eh? - Waiting for our nuptial night, you know

Sir, Sheeba's life has been great ever since their wedding.

This porch being the best of all!

- Right, son? - Uh huh. Evidently.

Oi! Put en end to your nonsense...

..if you don't want to be thrashed black and blue.

You hear me? Take her inside now, will you?

Go on then. Time to step inside.

Come in, dear. You look awfully tired.

Get you kids inside as well.

C'mon kids. Let's go.

Mom, how about unloading the vehicle first?

- Jesus! - I'll get to it, okay?

Sure. Jesus! Do it then.

- Sheeba! - Huh?

Watch your step, sweetie.

Oh, right!

- Eh? - Really? The porch is way too cosy, eh?

- Oh, c'mon now - Unbelievable!

I'm off to help your mom, alright?

Jubichen's a great guy after all.

Mom really hopes to see you get hitched.

She also hoped you'd get married to this moron, remember?

How is that working out for you?

Come on in

Sir, it's a tad bit shabby...

..but great ambience, eh?

Jubicha, your sister was better off on the porch.

God Bless!

Sis, I'll get going now.

- I'm taking one of your chickens. - Go on then

(♪ Thechille Penne - Role Models, 2017 ♪)

What do you think?

Could it be Dharavi who robbed the idol?

Undoubtedly

Dinesh sir got away with the Goddess.

Right before a robbery, he calls up the station..

...and sings a song. That's his signature move.

Sir? Why do you call him that?

He's a burgler.

I respect the man

Honestly, Sir isn't good enough.

He is God!

A God who walks the earth, you know.

Shucks!

I've never heard of this fellow.

How will you?

Sir usually operates outside Kerala

- Oh? - In fact, they're high profile thefts

It's not like he spends all that money recklessly.

- No? - The dough goes to penniless thieves!

- Really now? - Yes!

Back in the day, the cops thrashed my boss Aranjanam Baby

Huh?

Aranjanam's apprentice?

Absolutely!

I've roughed him up back when he was active

Not just any apprentice...

It took me four years to learn the trade

I learnt how to nab a kid's hip chain all thanks to him

- Um-hm - By the time he had to retire...

His daughters had grown up

Who do you think got them married off?

- Huh? - Dinesh Sir of course!

- Ah! - Moreover...

..until my boss's death, Dinesh Sir would give him a pension of Rs. 750 every month!

Dinesh Sir has helped every ex-robber around here.

Once he dies, Kerala is going to build a temple in his honour, I say!

Is he handsome?

No idea really

Aama Sasi is the only one to see him in person.

None of us knows where he's from either.

Why would you expose this great guy?

Who wouldn't wish to see God?

Forgive me, mom

I know you need someone by your side right now..

...but the Goddess is not really safe here.

Where are you off to?

I'm going with you...

...or else you'll give away all the money to some broke thief.

How so?

It's hardly been a day since mom left us.

How is it fair to leave her all alone now, Susmi?

Why would the dead need anyone, Dineshetta?

- Susmi - No, Dineshetta

I'm coming along and that's that!

You'll give away all the money you get from this deal starting from Maharashtra!

(In Hindi) Come along now!

Did you hire an auto rickshaw?

Auto?

Susmi...

...we're done for!

How about we dive now?

Come

Hello, Sir!

- Dinesh? - Uh-huh

Dharavi?

Song?

Ravi!

(In Hindi) What happened?

Ma'am, what does your husband do for a living?

He's a singer, Sir. In a band Dharavi Orchestra.

- Orchestra - Right, Dineshetta?

Singer, eh?

- Dinesh... - Yes?

The Goddess...

Is she with you?

Yes, she's with me

Ah! Out with it then

Go on

Devi!

Good lord! What's all this?

What's this, Dineshetta?

Speak up!

Where's this from?

Is this why you left the house last night?

Ma'am, this is a public place.

Best not make a fuss now.

It's not going to do any favours to either of you.

Got it?

Ma'am, your husband Dinesh is a robber.

Bloody thief!

Susmi!

Are you a thief?

- Sir? - Huh?

I had no clue that this man is a complete fraud!

- Really? - I was told he's a singer in Bombay!

- Arrest him at once, Sir - What's all this, man?

I'll testify in court.

Arrest him!

Er, arrest him?

I don't want to see him anymore, Sir.

I'm carrying his child. My poor baby!

Baby? Is she pregnant?

Are you pregnant?

Calm down. You musn't be stressed at this time

Don't get stressed out

Ma'am, you're in no condition to go to the court

Alright? Go home now.

(In broken Hindi) I'll manage this. Come

Sir? I dropped him off last night.

- He had this bag on him at the time. - Eh?

There we go. That's the divine power of Mayakkavu Devi!

We have a witness right here.

Devi!

What's your name?

- Jubichan - Christian, eh?

- Jubichan - Hi

- You'll have to come by the station - Sure, Sir

- Huh? - I'll come

- Dinesh Sir, shall we? - Okay

Come along then

You seem healthy. Why not earn a living?

Susmi, tata!

(In Hindi) I'll have to go to the court and get a lawyer now.

Madhava, what's the time?

- Whoa! - Half past nine

- C'mon. - (In HIndi) Right behind you, Sir

Don't be coy now.

Nothing to be embarrassed

What's going on, Rathnakumari? Done for the day?

Go home then

- Hello - Hi!

I'll be back in a moment

Ravi, switch on the fan.

Devi!

So Dinesh Sir..

- ...how do you like our station? - Great!

Dinesh Sir...

Ever been thrashed by the Kerala police? Eh?

Don't be coy.

A Marathi police officer usually..

..weighs nearly 80 kilos.

- What's your weight? - 59 Kgs

There are 200 such officers..

..in the Dharavi police station.

(In Hindi) Don't try to scare me, Sir

Huh?

Don't bother with your scare tactics, Sir

Smooth!

- Nailed it. - Thank you.

Who wants an omlette?

- An over easy for me - Sunny side up for me

Right. Got it.

- Who's this? - Oi!

This is Dinesh Sir.

Hello!

My goodness!

Off you go

- Huh? - Shall I whisk the eggs?

- No! - Okay

- I'll be inside - Sure

- Ravi - Sir?

Deal with him, will you?

- Okay, Sir - Something urgent's come up

Don't touch my easy over omlettes!

- Porinju told me all about you. - Oh?

I'm done here for the day

I had to see you before I left

I'll get going

Tata

Hand over your sunglasses and phone.

Please have a seat.

Devi!

So..

Oi! Why are you here?

I'm here to testify, Sir

Why're you standing here though? Step outside.

- Outside? - Yes

- I'll be outside, Sir - Very well

Pfft!

To hell with his testimony.

Don't you worry

His name's Jubichan...

Not from our community. Let him wait outside.

Why did you want to see me, Sir?

Ah!

We need to discuss a matter on faith

Where's Nair?

I'm here on his behalf, Sir

Really? I had no idea. Take a seat then.

Where's Nair?

Nair's dealing with a tiff he had with a jeweller.

Oh? Which Jewellery?

Olichankali jewellery.

Ah! Okay then.

So...

We've got to take a call on the Devi's idol.

What exactly?

Let's get Devi off the case.

If I have this on evidence...

...I'll have to produce it in the court.

That's just unacceptable.

Besides, it'll be ages before we get the idol back.

Whom will the devotees resort to in all that time?

Moreover, Devi will have to frequent the court all the time.

Eh?

Let that be

Some lawyers are bound to ask nasty questions.

However will she endure it all and answer those ridiculous questions?

Tell me now, should we bother Devi for this nonsense?

Never, Sir.

- Ah! - So what about that fellow?

Not to worry. I can always charge him with another case.

I'll hand over the idol now.

Here you go.

Ensure that Devi is out of harm's way. Take good care of her.

Devi!

Out with it! Where's the donation box?

Sathyan Sir...

...it's your turn now.

Bend over.

Pick it up.

C'mon, pick it up!

Sathya, what's all this fuss now?

- Here - Thank you, Sir

Who recruited you lot into the Police force?

What's going on?

Sir, he's not confessing to the crime.

- What's that now? - He hasn't taken the donation box.

No?

Who could have done it then? Any clue at all?

Isn't that your job? How would I know?

- Me? - Who else?

Ah, right. It's my job. I'll enquire for sure.

Get him inside and ask him nicely, okay?

Hello? The cooker needs mending?

I'm done. You guys go ahead.

(In Hindi) - Can you come inside? - Why not?

- Very well then - C'mon. Let's go.

Can I get a dry ginger coffee?

Get inside.

- Sir, you can sleep there. - Thank you

You'll be all sore if you sleep on the floor.

- Oh! - Get some sleep, Sir

Three eggs for you, Sir

- You can have them all (in Hindi) - Thank you

These are from farm-fed chickens

(In Hindi) Is that so? - Absolutely.

- Sir, you have to forgive me. - Hm?

I'm the one who exposed you.

I was desperate to see you in person.

Sure. As long as you bear no ill will.

Have it.

Tell you what?

All's well if this is an honest deal.

Nair shouldn't have played the intermediary.

- Hope you're happy. - Happy, happy, happy!

Here, take this. Eh?

Set it down right here.

Also...

...I've got something.

This...

- ...is the Devi's vanity kit. - Eh?

Devi is not into makeup

- Not that kind. - Huh?

- The colour will fade away. - Is it?

Use this to recolor the idol.

Devi is sure to sparkle bright, okay?

- Here. Take it. - Set it down.

Here's my visiting card.

Call me once you run out of the makeup kit.

It's free service 24x7.

Got it. Put it right there.

...and this? Okay, right here.

- Now for the money. - Ah yes.

- Don't bother with that. - Eh?

Right then. Hand it over.

All yours!

(In Arabic) As-Salaam-Alaikum - So be it.

Where to, bro?

What's it to you. bro?

Hey! Hop in. I'll take you there.

No, bro. I'm good.

Hey, it's only a fare of Rs. 30.

For the last time. Get out of here, man

Jeez, you're in a mood

Oi! Where to?

Are you deaf?

- Who do you think you are? - Me? I'll tell you.

- Give me your bag - Let go, man

You better hand over the bag.

Get off!

It's the police. Scram!

Hey, who's that?

- Are you okay? - Yes

Hmm...

They've vanished out of sight.

No point chasing them now.

Where did they take off?

- Don't know, Sir - Who were they?

If it weren't for me, they would have killed him.

- Really now? - Yes

- Are you okay, dude? - All good.

- What's your name? - Jamal

Jamal, eh? Nice name.

What's in your bag?

My tools.

Tools, huh?

All good then? Get in his vehicle and go wherever you're headed.

- Come - Drop him off

- Sir - Eh?

Let's check his bag anyway.

Looks pretty sketchy to me.

We never know really

Is that so?

Go ahead then.

Ravi Sir...

Let's see what's in here. Open up.

Waste of time really.

Must be his tools like he said.

You lot don't trust anyone these days.

- Here it is. - Ravi!

See what I mean?

What's all this then?

Black money, Sir

- Really now? - Yes

Black money. Told you so.

Okay Jamal. Get in our vehicle now.

I'll take the bag.

C'mon, keep walking.

Don't be shy. Come.

Sathya, I thought it was a snack at first.

I was really craving a snack, Jamal

Hurry up already!

- Ravi - Yes, Sir?

Keep this in my office for now.

- Take him inside - Okay, Sir

Supreme confidence.

Like he owns this place.

Hope he lets me in.

Hey, what are you doing back here?

Sir, I'm here to testify

How are you a witness to everything?

Leave something for the rest of the lot!

Get going now.

Hang on, don't you ride a rickshaw?

Where's your uniform?

Here on the inside, Sir

- I swear - Inside?

- Where is it? - Right here

See what I mean?

Works both ways, eh? Neat!

Who tailored this?

Podiyettan's store in town, Sir.

- Really? - Yes

I wonder if he can work on mine.

I'll check with him. Now get out of here!

He's always around

Dinesh Sir

- Have you eaten? - No

Oh no...

George, get Porinju to make us some tea.

- Okay, Sir - Something to snack on as well...

Meat and Tapioca

Do you eat meat with tapioca?

Yes, I do

Get him some of that from Suresh's shack.

Also grab a take away for me.

How bout we make that two?

Just do as you're told

Go on inside and get him settled in.

- Oi! You heard him. - Hey, easy now.

- Shall we, please? - Go on

Can I also get an egg to go with that order?

Meat and Tapioca. Yum!

Ah! King Midas is back and he's got his sun glasses on this time.

Time to fleece this fellow

Hey, aren't you scared at all?

It's a serious charge, you know

They'll also bash you to pulp

You're doomed

You had to ask for it, didn't you?

What's going on?

Dubai Mustafa's got my back, bro

- Mustafa? - Yes, sit down

- Right - Tell me..

Eye infection?

No. Looks good.

So...

We're a team of.. Ravi, Sathyan, George and the rest of the lot..

-Ten officers in total - Ten

How do we go about it now?

Give me a minute

Mustafakka?

- They're a team of twelve - Nuh uh

Alright

Okay

I guess you heard me wrong. It's 10 officers.

- Ten, yes? - But you said twelve

- I did. Problem? - None whatsoever

Bring it on

- Oh, bundles of Rs. 2000, are they? - Yes

Wonder when they'll be demonitized.

Would be easier to count if they made a Rs. 5000 note instead.

- 8, 10, this ought to do it. - Yep that's 10

Finally, twelve

Um, twelve. Who is that for?

- That's right. - Is that for us?

Oh no, that's my cut of the money.

What's the point if I don't get a share of it?

Sure makes sense. I see how this works.

Right?

My work here is done.

I'll see you around

Jeez, two extra bundles.

Ravi?

Yes, Sir?

Ravi, I closed the deal at 2 lakhs.

I really did try my best.

I'm particular about socialism, you know.

Irrespective of our ranks, be it a CI, SI or even a constable.

I never discriminate.

Share equally with the rest of the team.

- Sure, Sir - Equality matters, you see.

Here you go

- Keep my share aside though - Okay, Sir

Alright then

So this is the donation box you stole

Be sure to confess before the judge

Sir, why would I admit to a crime I've not done?

Dude, this one's instead of your idol robbery , remember?

Trust me, this works out better for you

The other one's going to get you into trouble. It's for the best.

Bring him to the courthouse soon

Sir, I'd like my phone and sunglasses back.

- Huh? - Phone and Sunglasses

Is it?

Sir, we only have a pair of sunglasses here

No, I gave them my phone as well

Honestly, sir. We don't have it here.

Ravi?

I haven't taken it, Sir

Uh-huh?

Sorry, we don't have your phone.

Give his sunglasses back and bring him to the courthouse

I'll see you there. I'm going home now.

The wife called. I've got to fix the washing machine.

I should be done with the laundry soon

It's worse than it seems on the inside, eh?

Get going, dude

- Hi - I've got a snack for you

You can munch on it while you're bored and waiting at the couthouse.

Won't you have it? Here.

I'll be sure to have every bit of it

Thanks, Dineshetta

Keep this in my memory. My Police Sunglasses.

Bye, Ratnam

I'll see you around

They don't have a help here or else I'd have gone with you, Sir.

That's alright

Glad I got to see you one last time.

I'm happy to see you

Oh, I was at Dharavi

You were already jailed by the time I returned

Tell me, did you get your daughter married off?

Not yet

A prospective groom from Thalassery approached us refusing to take any dowry.

A handsome fellow

He turned out to be a petty thief

Gosh, she was livid!

I'm yet to find a good chap for her

It takes a lot of money, you know

What with my state, I'm pretty much useless now.

It's going to be fine, chetta

She was quite studious

When she got an admission for Engineering...

...I broke into a house to to pay her fee.

I should have watched my step.

Oh...

The only good thing that came out of my fall...

...all my cases were settled out of court.

The judge was pretty sure I'd never cause any trouble again

So he let me off the hook.

This is my last night in jail.

If I leave this place tomorrow...

I have no idea how to go about with my life.

Poison

That'll be our last resort

You're overthinking it. Try not to be disheartened.

I do have a job that'll end all our troubles.

But.. I don't think I can pull it off

I don't have faith in anyone I know.

They'll betray me and get away with the loot.

No one in our line of work is as compassionate as you.

But you won't take up a job in Kerala.

If this helps your family...

I'm ready to take it up.

Tell me all about it.

Come here

Have you heard of Dubai Mustafa?

Yes

60 lakhs of illegal money and he bailed out his hireling in no time!

Apart from money laundering...

..he's into gold bars too.

He owns a huge mansion in the city

It's mostly vacant except when his family stays over once in a bluemoon.

A truck is seen on that property every second saturday of the month.

It stays through the weekend and exits only on monday.

One job and we get to settle down for life.

All that cash and gold is worth over 25 crores.

Noway!

Seem unlikely they'd stash all that wealth unguarded in a vacant place.

Sounds like you were pranked.

They are a clever lot

Haven't you broken into homes and walked out with nothing?

Their wealth is hidden on the property. That's Mustafa's theory as well.

I've seen it all myself

Susmi's going to bail me out

Once I'm out, I'll break right into Mustafa's warehouse.

I'll need the details of that property and your phone number.

I'll meet you once the job is done.

Listen to me sonnyboy.

We tend to pull off a lot of stunts while we're still young...

...and we never bother of the bitter consequences.

I'll tell you this...

I only need a share from Mustafa's wealth...

...to get my daughter married off.

Please keep the rest for yourself

Turn a new leaf and retire from a life of crime. Live in peace.

Promise me. I need you to keep your word.

I say this because...

...you've always been like a son to me.

Madam?

I don't think I can fix this

Good lord! What do I do now?

My dad's unwell

Don't fret. I'll check for another vehicle.

Hang on. Not yet.

I see an auto rickshaw.

Why ride in an auto, madam?

Your dad is a retired jail superintendent.

Let's hail a taxi instead.

Really? It's not beneath us to ride in a rickshaw.

I didn't mean that

I only said it so you'd get home sooner.

Auto!

Can you take me to Chembukkavu?

- Huh? - Take me to Chembukkavu?

Why not, miss? Hop in!

My dad's coming along too.

Hi!

Dad's unwell. Can you help, please?

Definitely, miss.

Easy.

- Careful now. - Watch your step.

Close the door.

Take your time.

Mind your head.

Oi! Do you know who he is?

He's a retired jail superintendent.

- So? - Mind your manners.

Sure. Mind your own business, pal.

- Ride carefully, alright? - Yeah whatever

Oh my!

Pfft!

Dad, step out carefully.

No, no. I'll help him out. I'm on it.

Eh? She's gone.

- Help him, will you? - Okay

Is that all?

May I use my cane now?

I'll get you something to drink.

Yes, please.

I'll be back.

Sir, I've never seen a jail superintendent before.

Ah!

Where did you retire, Sir?

My tenure ended at Viyyur.

What's the fare?

Oh! I never charge the ill.

Lovely! Help the poor all you like.

What's our fare?

Sir, diseases don't discriminate and neither should we.

I'm grateful to God and I do this in the hope that my family will be blessed too.

Oh!

Don't insist, dear.

It's a sin, really.

I've experienced it.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

You can hire my vehicle whenever you please, sir.

Oh no, we don't really need a frequent ride.

Let it be, Hun.

I could use the help anyway.

You're welcome, kid.

- I 'll be here when you call, Sir. - Sure

- I will. - You must.

♪ A gaze that speaks volumes ♪

♪ And at the heart of it, a tempest ♪

♪ A smile that lights up your face ♪

♪ And a frangrance that captivates your core ♪

♪ Never once has such wonder touched me ever before ♪

♪ Your visage is the only constant of my morning, noon and night ♪

♪ I yearn to listen to your whisper of sweet nothings ♪

♪ A gaze that speaks volumes ♪

♪ And at the heart of it, a tempest ♪

♪ A smile that lights up your face ♪

♪ And a frangrance that captivates your core ♪

♪ I know not how you mesmerise me ♪

♪ You are an ache that soothes my heart ♪

♪ Won't you grace my life with your being? ♪

♪ The one who lend wings to my wishes ♪

♪ Like a cloud that knows no bounds ♪

♪ Wandering aimlessly till at last I am one with you ♪

♪ And then my love pours forth like a long lost rain ♪

♪ How I've looked for you all my life, my beloved ♪

♪ You are but a breeze that lulls my world ♪

♪ Your words enchant me in a way which warms my heart ♪

♪ An ocean that consumes all of my being ♪

♪ Quenching my insatiable thirst... ♪

♪ A never-ending tune...♪

♪ That entwines our souls forever ♪

♪ A gaze that speaks volumes ♪

♪ And at the heart of it, a tempest ♪

♪ A smile that lights up your face ♪

♪ And a frangrance that captivates your core ♪

♪ Never once has such wonder touched me ever before ♪

Bless me, mum.

What?

You prayers didn't even get us across the bridge the other day!

Coochy coo!

What's with the unusual romance, mister?

This is a grand finale of all of my operations.

I'll be back with the kind of wealth that lasts two whole generations.

We'll leave Kerala shortly

It will be heaven for you from here on.

Will you be cross if I tell you something?

Nuh uh. Tell me, Sweetheart!

You know how you sing before every robbery?

Give it a rest this time!

I swear on you, my love.

I won't sing today

Tata!

(Hindi song) ♪ "O Duniya Ke Rakhwale" ♪ - Baiju Bawra, 1952

Incorrigible idiot!

Ugh!

(in Hindi) He's a lost cause

This is an open challenge, I tell you.

I swear to Mayakkaavu Devi...

...no one's executing a robbery in SI Divyangadhan's territory tonite!

I shall not allow it!

Whoa!

Shame on you for wearing his wretched sunglasses.

What are you playing at? Take them off!

- Who's driving today? - George

Ah! Let's go, George. You too, Sathya.

I'll put an end to his singing today.

(In Hindi) Sonofa!

Looks way better than the old one.

Devi. Mahamaye.

(A Kathakali song) ♪ Njathi Valsala.. ♪

Huh?

Don't worry

I'm not here for the Goddess.

Please don't!

If something happens to her...

I'll get in trouble.

Thirumeni...

I'm an honest thief

But I'll never rob a God or the poor.

I sorely regret what I did

I was jailed for a crime I did not commit.

I know you did not rob the donation box.

Who was it then?

No clue.

But something happened the day you were jailed.

Someone's at the door.

I'm not deaf, woman.

Stay here.

Huh?

To this day, I have no idea who did it.

Let it be, Thirumeni.

You reap what you sow.

That's all there is to it.

Thirumeni?

God is our greatest hope.

A door to knock when everything else falls apart.

He who betrays that God is the worst sinner of all.

That's what brought me here. I had to pay my penance.

Hope I'll be forgiven.

Sis?

Why did you come here?

She's crying.

Why did you leave her all alone? Go back!

Don't cry.

It's okay. We'll do something.

Aishu, don't worry.

Sweetheart...

Stop crying.

It's going to be okay, dear.

We'll bury him now.

Sis? Will the cops come for us?

- Hush now. - Call dad, please.

No. Dad's just out of a surgery.

He's going to be devastated.

Let the cops come for us.

How dare he touch you!

Serves him right.

Airu! Enough.

I know what to do.

All we have to do is bury this bastard.

This is our home.

No one's coming here to dig him out from our property.

Please stop crying, baby.

It's going to be okay.

Aishu, stop crying.

Careful.

Aishu, please!

What are you going to do?

We'll bury him here.

Go sit with your sister.

Don't be scared. We've got this.

Hand me that spade.

Let's dig here

Aishu, stop crying!

You'll wake the neighbours, Aishu.

Quiet down. Listen to me, please.

If Jabbarcha goes missing, won't his folks talk to dad?

We'll think about all that later, okay?

Dad thought he was good chap.

Why else would he let him drive us here?

When dad hears that we killed Jabbarcha as he tried to molest Aishu..

...he'll sort this mess.

You know he's a big shot, yes?

Sis, let's go back to Dubai tomorrow.

I have to see dad.

As it is, I can't sit home and study

I can't do it either.

Enough of this study leave. Let's just go!

We'll go, Hun. Tomorrow for sure.

Let's get this done with first.

We'll deal with that later.

Come on

Calm down, you two

Get up, dear!

Come on inside.

What are you looking at?

- It's me. Jubichan. - Who?

- The auto driver? - Ah!

- I'm not just a driver - Oh?

I'm a small time robber as well.

Great!

The saw you the first time when I was on my way to rob the idol.

- Oh? - Man, I lost all hope that night

I waited it out to see what you were up to.

- You did? - I entered the temple as soon as you left

I had taken the idol by then.

Why did you even bother?

How should I know?

Devi was already gone by the time I snuck inside the temple.

But I found your letter.

When I read the letter, I knew Devi would return in no time.

Since I was already inside...

I didn't want to walk away empty-handed.

So I robbed the donation box instead.

I was on my way home...

...that's when you got into my auto.

You were singing too, remember?

Where to, Sir? I'll drop you off.

Pfft. There's hardly any cash in here.

Oi!

It's not just the donation box.

I heard the temple's missing the idol as well.

Where is it?

I just want to see what it looks like

Someone smarter beat him to it

He's no good at his craft. Swiped the donation box just like his dad.

Cut it out, mom

- Yeah sure - Don't patronize him, woman

It's not really easy to loot a donation box.

How else do you think I raise our family?

(Mutters) - Get whatever you can - Um-hm

Oi! Why didn't you take my husband along with you?

What for? To keep it all for himself?

Not happening.

I'm going to get Mayakkavu Devi tonite...

I've seen the burgler and I know where he lives.

I'll go ask for my share

If he turns me down...

I'll go straight for the idol.

Oh boy!

How about I go with you for a support, kid?

Don't bother.

If you plan to kill the guy, don't leave any evidence behind!

I thought you would return the idol by 5 A.M..

...I figured you decided to keep it for yourself.

That's when I came over to your place to demand half the spoils.

Smartypants

- Dineshetta, did you hire an auto? - Huh?

Auto?

Susmi, I think they're on to us.

The day they nabbed you...

...I went back to the temple for another shot at the idol.

- Oh? - I was stumped!

The temple priest turned out to be a bigger fraud.

Remember his accomplice?

He has already sold the idol.

They've replaced it with a fake one.

I just had to go put the donation box in that phoney's house.

I got about thirteen thousand rupees from the box.

Then I tried to steal Dubai Mustafa's black money from that crony of his.

What's the point?

The police had to turn up and ruin it all

- Follow us after I get him in my auto... - Got it.

I'll stop when we get to the church road.

- That's your cue to attack him. - Okay

What if he refuses to ride with you?

Don't jinx it now, dude!

If he doesn't hop in...

...I'll give you another sign.

- Step in and do your thing. - Done. We got this.

- Okay? - Okay!

Oi! What's going on?

Hand it over. Come with us.

Don't be shy now.

So Thirumeni got the idol...

...and the police got hold of the black money.

They're way worse than we ever will be.

That got me rid of my conscience.

Why even have a conscience in the first place?

That didn't really work out for me

What happened?

I got acquainted with a jail superintendent.

He's the one who told me about Mustafa.

There's something about him.

But he's a decent chap.

He has a daughter. Shabitha.

Took me a while but I wooed her.

That got me an easy access to their home.

They were loaded with gold, bro!

I managed to break into that house one night.

Talk about sheer brutal luck, bro.

Now this place is my last resort.

Do you know who's facing a lot of crisis in Kerala these day?

- All the lonely husbands in the Gulf? - Bullshit!

It's us, you moron. Thieves!

We're going to deal with a lot of setbacks..

But lets not be disheartened.

Stay hopeful. Spread your wings and fly!

A Thief is a King in the dead of the night.

Itha?Come quick!

She's going to hang herself!

- What's happening, bro? - Itha?

Itha! Aishu, what are you doing?

Get down! What do you think you're doing?

You think this is an escape?

What happens to the rest of us? Our future?

Get down!

- Aishu, sit down. - Calm down, child.

You heard what she said.

Dad's going to take care of this mess.

Stop panicking, Sweetie.

- Stop crying now - Your death is not the answer

You can't do this to us.

Why won't you understand, Aishu

It's breaks my heart to see a child cry.

Did you hear what she said?

How about we help them out?

How exactly?

Let's get that scoundrel out of here.

...and?

Let's dump him in the ocean or something.

Is your auto around?

Bro, I'm out.

It's a bloody murder.

It's the last thing we need right now.

What sort of a thief are you anyway?

Besides God, we're probably the only folks who know of these dark secrets.

- I mean.. - What?

That rat bastard tried to molest a child!

I'm sure you have a family of your own.

Okay bro. Enough. Let's go get that prick.

- C'mon! - Okay

Look at him.

Bloody pervert.

Don't!

Get his slippers.

He's dead. Why the slippers?

It's evidence, fool

He's awfully heavy.

Itha...

Someone's taking Jabbarcha!

Where the hell is your vehicle? Pakistan?

Right around the corner, bro.

Which one? We passed so many!

Someone's coming. Put him down!

Quick!

Take a leak!

I don't want to tinkle now.

Do anything, dude.

Yep, I'm peeing now.

(Urvashi Theatres)

Whew! They're gone.

Right. Pick him up.

How about we dump him on a railway track?

The river's closer.

This auto driver would've seen him.

Stop right here.

Hey! Huh? There's no one there.

Check it out, Sathya.

Go on.

- You too, Ravi. - Okay, Sir.

Sir, isn't this that fellow's vehicle.

Which guy?

The witness. Jubichan.

- Oh? - Yes

Holy Apostle

Correct.

Ask him if he has seen Dharavi around.

Our prime witness would know for sure.

Is he there, Sathya?

- No, Sir. He's not here. - No?

We found evidence though

Evidence? How do you always seem to find evidence?

Bring it here.

He's a good chap.

Stop suspecting him over nothing.

- What's this? - Take a look.

A makeup kit?

He likes to use makeup. So what?

Chilli powder!

That's pepper spray.

A screwdriver, pliers...

He has a whole bunch of tools in here.

I think we're onto something here, Sir.

Told you we can't trust him.

Exactly why I wanted you to search his vehicle.

Never trusted the guy.

Right. Get in now. Tie his Auto to the Jeep.

A police officer must always have a keen sixth sense.

I sure have it!

But not you lot.

That's why I'm a Circle Inspector...

...and you guys ride an auto rickshaw!

Ravi!

What was I thinking?

I didn't sign up for this.

Can't go any further, bro.

Let's put him down for a bit.

- Here. - Okay

You always carry a hip flask?

I ususally drink after the job is done.

Today's an exception

The bugger weighs a ton!

(in Hindi) Heavy as an elephant!

It's okay to drive after a sip.

Oh no!

- It's the police. - Uh oh.

Give me that.

They're here, bro.

C'mon!

Stop the vehicle.

Someone's on the bridge.

Sathya, wake the drunkard.

Ravi!

Sathya?

Is that a corpse?

I don't know, Sir

Ew!

It's a live one, Sir.

- Not a dead body, eh? - Only wasted, Sir.

- Bro, he's alive. - Shush!

Ah!

- Out cold, huh? - Yes

Tell you what? Don't hang around.

He'll come to his senses and then leave.

Get in.

Let's go nab Dharavi.

- Ah, yes. - Come on then.

Should we leave him this way?

Just get his feet off the road.

Someone's going to run over them.

That's right. Easy.

He's falling!

Concussed for sure.

Get in now.

Ravi!

Step on it.

Man, if only we could get so sloshed!

Lucky chap.

They're looking for you, bro.

- Along with you. - Eh?

My auto!

Come, get up.

Bugger's alive. I'm going to kill him!

Thank you, friends.

Uh, Have we met before?

Are you from Thalassery?

Shut it, you molestor!

Molester? What are you talking about? Don't talk rubbish!

I'm not a pervert.

Then why did those girls try to kill you?

Mustafa's kids. They've got it all wrong.

- Huh? - I swear, I'm not a molester.

That's just not me. I'm a decent guy.

Why were you there?

Uh, um..

- Out with it, you pig! - Not there, kid.

Pipe down, Jubicha.

Let him speak.

Tell us.

Jubichan?

Jubicha, you can cuss me all you want.

I don't care

But don't call me a pig or dog. It's Haram!

Whatever...

Trust me, guys

Could I bum a smoke?

- Tch! Bro? - Only one, please.

What do we do with him?

I'm a klepto.

You know, I'm the best chain-snatcher there is in all of Mangalore.

I don't do well with partners

I fly solo.

Dubai Mustafa's home...

...is loaded with cash. That's what Mariyumma SS told me.

I set out to rob the place.

Mariyumma SS?

Who is that?

She's my loo - lover!

Mariyumma's husband SS...

...was Dubai Mustafa's driver here.

That's how I landed this job

Truth be told...

Mariyumma is the only reason...

...why I set out to pull this off.

What an utter fail!

Mariyumma...

Whatever did you mean by loo - lover?

What lover is that?

My misery means nothing to you.

You're curious about "Loo - lover".

Answer the question, man.

The Hosdurg police once chased me after I snatched a chain.

The video went viral on YouTube.

We hit it off when she liked the video and posted a comment.

We fell in love.

She barely had any privacy at home but the loo...

...so, we took our courtship to the commode.

That's how she's my Loo-lover!

Crappy comode courtship!

Suit yourself.

I have four wives.

Knocked them all up at the same time

Four quadruplets. 16 babies!

All in a two-bedroom house

Mariyumma's got a single bedroom.

She's with her husband and kids.

Think about it.

Zero privacy.

And so...

...we took our love to the loo.

Oh Lord!

Five messages from Mariyumma.

Jabbarcha, are you in the loo?

Affirmative. Jabbarcha is in the loo.

- Mariyumma? - Your phone was switched off yesterday?

I was in a dense forest last night, Sweetie.

Did the police chase you?

It was the locals this time.

I want to see you in person

Can you take up a job?

Dad?

What is it?

Dad, I need to go to school

Come on out, Dad!

Dad!

Open the door, Dad!

- Mariyumma? - Yes

The brats are howling outside.

I can hear them.

Jabbarcha, you shoud teach them Arabanamuttu

They tap so well. Quite rhythmic!

I know how to knock well too, Mariyumma

Off you go.

Oi!

Get them to poo on the railway tracks or something!

They'll have a jolly good time together.

My tummy is upset.

Only joking.

- I'm perfec- - Ikka?

Let go.

We should have an AC here.

Tell me

What was that job?

What were you talking about, Sweetheart?

You are a thief anyway.

There's a house that's loaded.

Think you can pull it off?

Oh dear. I'm used to outdoor jobs.

I'm not sure if I can work indoors.

Not happening

It's risky, babe

Whom do I talk to about my misery?

You're all I've got, you know

Where's this house?

You know my husband is Dubai Mustafa's driver.

It's the same house.

Huh?

We'll get into huge trouble!

Not the house here.

He has a bungalow in Thrissur.

His three daughters are coming down to stay there for a while.

Mustafa needs a driver to take em around.

My husband just survived an accident.

So he can't drive a car anytime soon.

I'll tell him that you can be a substitute driver. What say?

Look at me.

All of Mustafa's wealth, cash and jewellery is stashed in that house.

I only want a small share of the loot.

I know none of this sounds right.

But I desperately need some money.

Don't cry, Hon.

I can't see you cry, babe. Don't you break my heart now.

Tell you what...

Anything for you, my love

Be it Dubai Mustafa's place...

Or the White House in the USA

Consider it done!

Okay?

There you are!

Dad called. He's worried sick.

Why are you late?

Don't you have to pray?

Study?

You do have a lot to study.

It's your study leave, not a vacation.

We wers stuck in traffic.

That's right. Terrible traffic.

Go inside and offer your prayers.

Did you have your dinner?

- Yes - Okay. You can sleep in the car.

(In Arabic) - As-salamu-alaykum - Wa-alaikum-assalam

- What's happening? - Mariyumma!

- Tell me - I looked everywhere

There's nothing here. No cash or jewellery!

Go downstairs and check.

The girls are downstairs. It's too risky.

They are not going to wake up. Go check it out!

- Are you sure? - Yes, go and search properly.

- I'll try - Quickly now!

What's this?

Goodness gracious!

I don't believe this.

Biscuit!

Sweetheart! My precious.

What is it, Ikka?

- I saw it! -What?

- All the wealth in the treasure chest! - Are you sure?

I'm telling you. This is huge!

- Where? - There!

The bedroom downstairs...

...has a loaded chest filled with riches.

- A chest? Really? - I saw it!

Hello?

Hello?

Why is it switched off?

Whatever!

What are you doing here?

I just wanted to use the toilet!

Oh god!

Aishu!

Let go of her!

Let her go!

Why are you laughing your guts out?

It's hilariously stupid!

Had to get beaten up by little girls, didn't you?

Come, let's go back to Mustafa's house.

- What for? - Just for the heck of it!

- Come if you still want the money! - Huh?

I'm right behind you

- We won! Yes, we did. - One minute, Sir

Bet that singer sneak thief didn't pull off his stunt tonite.

This is our territory. I don't care what he does beyond this point.

We've patroled all over our place.

- Sir? - Yes?

We're yet to scout Dubai Mustafa's place.

Mustafa!

We should have checked it out first!

You moron!

Let's go now.

I can't guide the lot of you all the time!

- Are you miffed that I called you a moron? - No, Sir.

Sir? Wait up! Sir!

Ravi Sir, stop!

You mobile thief!

I don't think anyone's inside.

Their car is parked right outside.

They're inside. Huh?

- How did you get inside? - I always take the backdoor

- Ah! - Come on.

Let's go in there. Come.

I can hear a song playing inside.

- Where is it? - Huh?

Where's the chest?

It was right there.

Go look for it!

C'mon!

- Did you get anything? - Nothing!

Huh?

Jubichan.

This one's for you.

Ah.

(Dineshan)

This is for me.

At least we got a ring. I need to use the loo!

Bro, the cops are here.

- Run! - No

They'll chase you and beat you to pulp.

But we've done nothing at all.

Who is going to believe us?

They want evidence

We've stolen nothing nor do we have any evidence.

Be that as it may. This house has our prints all over it.

We're trapped.

(Hindi song) ♪ "O Duniya Ke Rakhwale" ♪ - Baiju Bawra, 1952

Are you here to testify?

- I'm here to confess, Sir. - Oh?

- Dinesh Sir? Shall we leave now? - Sure!

Let's go.

Jabbarcha!

They'll ask for evidence. We'll rat him out.

C'mon!

Don't be shy.

I was just telling him how well you sing.

We'll have a round of Anthakshari on our way.

- Okay, Sir - Ga!

Mariyumma!

Why did you do this to me?

I didn't see it coming.

You've crushed my heart.

It's okay.

I'll live out the rest of my life...

...for you Mariyumma.

I'll wait for you to come back.

I'll wait

She'll fall for this one for sure.

Cops!

I'll sleep here today.

Can't get a proper shut-eye back home.

Right. Thanks!

You hitched a ride in Mathayichettan's vehicle?

Are their plays still popular?

- Drama lives forever, Sir! - Ah!

Urvashi Theatres

I was sure you'd be back.

Oi! Let's get inside.

She's blushing.

(Hindi song) ♪ "Jeena Yahaan Marna Yahaan" ♪ - Mera Naam Joker, 1970

C'mon.

You look great today.

Wonder who's got the treasure chest.

And that's how Aama Sasi pulls off a heist!

We pull off a lot of stunts while we're still young...

...and we never bother of the bitter consequences.

Then I tried to steal Dubai Mustafa's black money from that crony of his.

- Why aren't you crying? - What's happening there?

Those idiots are going on and on with their sob stories.

I doubt they'll be of any use.

Let's try

Itha, come quick!

She's going to kill herself!

Aishu!

What are you doing?

Let's help them out.

- How? - Let's take care of the perv.

Itha, someone's taking Jabbarcha.

Call up, Dad

Mariyumma's loo-lover's texting again.

Discard that SIM card, dear.

He'll never stop texting her.

I wasn't sure if I'd even get her back.

What would I do without you?

Despite finding fingerprints and nabbing the culprits...

...they'll never find the actual evidence in this case.

Bunch of blockheads!

Hang on...

Dad...

You've had two wives all along.

Did Dinesh know this?

Noway!

If he knew it...

...we'd never be able to pull off this heist, dear.

He's an emotional chap

But not a fool.

Stop bragging already.

It was stupid to involve our kids with those thieves

One wrong move...

...and they would have scored big time!

So you'd think.

But I sure know how to play my cards right.

Fingerprints. That's the first thing the cops check in a crime scene.

If Dinesh and Jabbarcha hadn't been there...

...the cops would have had our girls' fingerprints.

Since this is a big sting, if the cops collect fresh prints...

...they'll chuck CI Divyangathan and get someone else to investigate this case.

We wouldn't last three days.

All our kids would be behind the bars.

Since they've found Dinesh and Jabbarcha's prints...

...the cops will be after them for a while.

Now that they've confirmed the culprits...

...Divyangathan is here to stay.

If he's taken off this case in future...

...the fool would have compromised all the evidence they gathered.

You got that right.

But what if the cops rough them up?

Won't they confess that they've got nothing?

Where does that leave us?

Who's going to believe a thief?

But that fellow Jubichan...

...how did he get there?

When you want something...

...all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.

He's collateral damage.

Let's get a move on, Sweetie

In a sensational robbery that shocked all of Kerala...

...the police have arrested two culprits.

Expatriate and a renowned business man...

Dubai Mustafa's house was robbed last night.

A shocking incident that has everyone on edge.

We are yet to confirm the details. However...

...nearly four crores and 380 sovereigns of gold...

...have gone missing from the house...

...as per the initial police investigation.

Primarily based in Maharashtra, the infamous robber...

...Dharavi Dinesh and his accomplice Jubichan are now under custody.

Six months later. Karnataka police station.

Hello?

(Kannada song) ♪ "Kombe Uyyale" ♪ - RRR, 2022

Call up a radio station and sing all you want, dumbass!

Where's Mayakkavu Devi's idol?

So where is the idol?

The thief said...

I swear to the heavens above. I haven't the slightest clue!