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You and your pals were talkin'
about the newspaper
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the other day...
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They're cutting
the Storks Reports from
the Letterkennys Banners.
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- Good.
- Pardon?
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- I said they're cutting the--
- I heard ya.
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- Oh.
- Good.
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- Pardon?
- I said, they're cutting the--
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- I was talking to Dary.
- Oh.
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It's inappropriate to have
a quarter-page column
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on page two of the Banner
always announcing which
nut sacks had kids.
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It's no more
than an eighth of a page.
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- That's splittin' hairs.
- And it's only just often
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on page two.
- I'ds have it right up fronts
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if I coulds.
- Fucking 'eh.
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Why do yous two like
the Stork Report so much?
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It's fun to reads. I gets
to go, "Oh, they hads a kids!"
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No, it's fun to read
because I get to go...
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Oh, they had a kid?
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Should be all business
on page two.
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I open up the Banner to see
important current events.
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Like police briefs
or a calf auction,
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or Commanchero's Show'n Shine.
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Letterkenny Legionnaires
scores.
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Banner Blitz with Dan McNee.
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Not to see which nut sacks
had kids,
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and ekspecially under
the title of "Stork Report".
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Starks retorts.
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Firstly, no Stork
has carried a baby anywhere.
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And secondly, Storks aren't
even native to this area.
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What if they calls it
the Blue Herrons Reports?
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Neither of those birds
have carried babies anywhere.
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Stop being cute,
just gimme the news.
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What?
- Hmm?
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Why are you lookin' at me
so long for?
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'Cause I think... what you've
just said... is absurd.
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- So a baby is about 10 pound.
- If it's a big fuckin' fat one!
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I was just ballparkin' it.
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Pretty big fat
fuckin' ballpark!
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Okay so what if it's
an 8-pound baby?
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Who's gonna teach that stork
to carry the baby, Wayne?
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You?
- I think it's pretty obvious.
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- You think?
- I do toos.
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- Alright. Have at 'er.
- A falconer.
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- A falconer?
- Yeah.
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One who practices falconing.
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Practices what?
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Falconry.
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Falconing is the acts of
calling over a birds, Darys.
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So if you call over any bird
it's called falconing?
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Mm-hmm.
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- What about if it's a penguin?
- You could still falcon it.
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Waynes, is maybes
yous confusing storks's
with pelicans?
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What if it's a turkey?
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Well, turkeys get falconed
all the time.
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- Really?
- There's probably someone
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out there falconing one
right now.
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Did yous knows there's a birds
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called the Blue-Footed Boobys?
- You'd need two dozen storks
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to get the baby airborne.
Plus, you'd need some crazy
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contraption so you could harness
the thrust of 24 storks.
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You need science on your side.
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You'd have to have a good
relationship with science.
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And getting 24 birds to
cooperate towards a common goal?
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In today's social-political
climate?
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Huh.
- Forget it.
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Peregrine falcon.
Or Pere-grin.
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Fastest traveler
of any bird of prey.
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Top speed of about
240 mile 'n hour.
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Works out to about
390s kilometers per hours,
gives or takes.
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- Wow. That's fast.
- Fastest hunters
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on planet earths.
- So okay, Dary, Dary, okay...
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Falconers falconing a Pere-grin.
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Only elite falconers fucks
with Peregrines.
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The falconer puts
his arm out, okay?
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Goes...
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Means it's time
for the bird to come over.
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Now that cock sucker's
dartin' around thousands of feet
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in the air currentleh.
- I'm thinking about 3500 feets.
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That's exactly what I was
thinking, about 3500.
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Now he's got
all sort of gopher,
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ground hog and mouses below
he could bomb down on
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at any time, 240 mile 'n hour.
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Eats whats he wants
whens he wants.
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But despite
all that choice below, Dary.
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- World's his oysters.
- Unlimited options.
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For snacks.
- Shootin' fish in a barrels.
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The Peregrine sees
the falconers arm out.
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Hears...
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And rather than pillaging
the land, his land,
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the world's fastest hunter says,
"Mm-mm... I'm going to land
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on that nut sacks' arm instead."
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For what? A peanit.
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Have to at least bes
a cashews.
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He'd have all sorta nut.
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Wow. Falconers are powerful.
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A falconer could get
the Peregrine to pull its dick
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out of his sweetie mid slide.
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But you don't think it could get
a Stork to carry a baby?
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He's got you there, Darys.
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How's yer beer?
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Well, I'm not saying
this changes anythings,
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'cause like full credit
to falconers and all that,
but like...
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I was confusing storks
with pelicans.
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There's gonna be more degens
than there is us.
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A distraction will be required
to get the jump on them.
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What do degens like?
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Hanging bed sheets
over windows?
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Throwing gasoline on fires?
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Driving with no shirt on?
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I've got just the thing.
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Watch this.
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How many more times
do you thinks we're gonna have
to do this, good buddys?
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- Do what?
- Beats the shits
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out of some degens.
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Well, I think it'd be naive
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to think this is the last time,
good buddy.
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It's fair to say
one in ten peoples is degens.
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- I'd say one in eight.
- One in eight!
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That would mean there's
a degen among us, boys.
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- McMurray.
- Fine, two in sixteen.
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Look, alls I'm saying is this.
There's always gonna be degens.
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Just as along as there's enough
non-degens to balance them out.
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- Yeah, like, stand up people.
- Well-meaning folks.
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- Classy individuals.
- There's always gonna be
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goods guys to beats the shits
out of them when they needs its.
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Yeah, there's always
gonna be good guys.
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Always gonna be
really good guys.
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Always always gonna be
great guys.
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- Friendly.
- Neighbourly.
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- Decent.
- Noble.
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Altruistic.
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Magnanimous.
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But do you wanna know what...
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It sure is a pretty good time
rounding up your pals
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to take care of 'em.
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Oh. Thank you.
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- Boys.
- Boys.
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We've... been through
a lot together.
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We've done a pretty good job
of staying out of each other's
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ways over the years.
That's probably for the best,
you know.
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Hockey players and hicks
haven't traditionally gotten
along well around here.
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But after everything
we've been through together,
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all the times you've been
there for us...
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And all the times
we've been there for you.
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We just wanna say that...
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You have our respect.
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- We respect you.
- You've earned it.
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We...
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We respect you!
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I don't fuckin' care.
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- Who are ya again?
- I don't even know
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what your names are.
- Dorito head and Fun-Dip face.
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Wanna know what? I've had
more respect for cats
who take dog size shits.
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- Tostito twins.
- Look at you,
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you got a bum chin
and a fucked up nose.
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Does that bum chin twerk
when you jumpin' rope?
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You look like Stevie Wonder
drew Johnny Bravo.
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- The Bubblicious boys.
- I have a hard time believing
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your mom wasn't drinking hard
bar with you in the womb.
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Your mom loves Jager Bombs.
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Your alarm goes off one
morning, you say,
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"Well, I fucked it all up."
- Oopsie.
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"I can hit snooze,
my whole life's a waste."
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- Piss up a rope.
- You're a Jolly Rancher
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and a honey nut cheerio.
- The Cheeto chums.
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Do yous ever just take
a look in the mirror
and think like...
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this isn't necessary.
- Were you dropped as a child?
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I'll fuckin' drop you
as an adult.
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The gummy bear boy
and the Kit-Kat kid.
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How'd you make outta childhood
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without sticking your tongue
in a light socket?
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- The Peanut Butter brothers.
- Hey, tip 'em over,
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let's see if Fruity Pebbles
come out.
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A honey comb
and a cookie crisp.
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You're a sour key
and a sun chip.
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- You like Fruit by the Foot?
- You can fruit by the fuck off.
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Reilly! Jonesy!
I cooked you breakfast.
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This isn't over!
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Jinx. You owe me a coke.
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Cool. I'll feed it
to the dogs.
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- No!
- Not the maple bacon!
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That's the best bacon!
- We're coming, Katy-Kat!
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- We are not doing it, Roald.
- We're doing it, Stewart.
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- We are not doing it, Roald.
- We're doing it, Stewart!
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We've done it all!
Over the years we've been
small-town drug dealers,
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big city drug dealers...
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Got jacked and conquered
other big city drug dealers...
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Entertained the hard right
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on the...
Dark web.
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We're The Hottest Sex
Imaginable.
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The Hottest Sex Imaginable.
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We shall not forget
about 2cock Shakur.
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- Just 2cock.
- And most recently,
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we had the sexiest after hours
club Letterkenny has ever seen.
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But Roald... none of our
endeavors have failed
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so epically as what
you are suggesting.
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- Stewart.
- None of our ventures
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have flopped so heroically
as what you are proposing.
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- Stewart?
- Which is precisely
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why we are not...
- Stewart!
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We are not rebooting Fartbook!
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Or are we?
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Or are we...
- Stewart says we're not.
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Ugh. Fine.
Fluff you then.
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- You took it from us, Glen.
- Oh. And left it better
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than I found it. And what
the truck is wrong with that?
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- You stole it!
- Yous may think I stole
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Fartbook from you,
but cheese and rice,
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that world was moving fast
and it was leaving you behind.
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I could match its pace.
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Unfartunately, yous could not.
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Come to think of it, I feel like
something was holding you back
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the whole time, Stewart.
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Stewart?
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It used to take talent
for someone to want to point
a camera at you.
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Perhaps the greatest social
breakthrough of our time,
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or all time,
is when the kids realized
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that it takes
no talent whatsoever
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to point a camera at yourself.
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I came into Fartbook with
a bit of gas and a dream.
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Champion of the Bronx cheer.
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The over saturation of amateurs
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on the platform
killed that dream.
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They slipped in silently
without us ever noticing.
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Silent... but violent.
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And like all Fartune
500 companies,
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corruption slowly crept in.
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The most powerful lobby of
them all: Big Fartma.
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The site was no longer
about the fartist.
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Almost overnight, it had become
just one more victim
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of the Gastro
Industrial Complex.
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But, Stewart, dareth you say
it was all for not?
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Yes, Glen.
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I dareth.
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Oh my gourd.
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How sooneth we forget, Stewart.
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Without Fartbook,
there would be no OnlyFarts.
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Fart work is work!
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Fartbook walked so iToots
could run.
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Spotifart is
the superior platform.
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00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:54,522
Cleared the chamber
for iFartRadio.
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Who after a successful
GoFartMe campaign,
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acquired YouToot, StinkedIn
and Break Wind Mobile.
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You're right, Glen.
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I dareth not say.
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So we're rebooting
Fartbook, Stewart?
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No, Roald. If we're
going back to our roots,
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we're going all the way back.
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Further back than Fartbook?
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To what?
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A rave at the Ag Hall!
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K.
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- You sure?
- Sure.
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- Are you sure?
- We are sure.
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For sure, we're sure.
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- Are you sure?
- We're sure.
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00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,440
- You're sure?
- That we're sure?
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Yes, you're sure you're sure?
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We're sure.
- Why?
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Well, it's 'cause...
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Pardon?
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- What?
- 'Cause agricultural halls
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are for agricultural music.
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- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
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And we know how much
you guys love country music.
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No.
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- You don't love country music?
- No.
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00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:00,004
- Not even a bit?
- Not one bits.
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- Not one drill bit.
- Not one bell pepper.
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Yahtzee.
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Well...
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Maybe one bell pepper.
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- Yeah, maybe one drill bit.
- Sure, one bits.
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- You're sure?
- We're sure.
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00:14:11,849 --> 00:14:14,228
Well, I think... Yeah,
I like it a wee bit.
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- A little dab'll do ya.
- Everything in moderation.
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Small doses are fine.
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So... we can have a rave
at the Ag Hall?
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00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:26,532
I just don't suppose it makes
a ton of sense to limit
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a choice venue like the Ag Hall
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to a genre of music
we only like one bell pepper.
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Wow!
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In the spirit of family!
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Take about 20% off 'er,
there, bud.
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00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:44,215
In the spirit of friendship!
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00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:45,216
- More.
- Fellowship?
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00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:46,343
- More.
- Camaraderie?
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00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,761
More.
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00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,306
In the spirit of community!
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We...
- The skids.
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...would like to cordially
invite you...
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The hicks.
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00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,773
To our rave at the Ag Hall!
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No thank you.
295
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,657
What's the point
of having a rave at the Ag Hall
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00:15:09,782 --> 00:15:11,326
if no one comes again?
297
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,123
I'm sorry,
are you talking to us?
298
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,168
- Was that not clear?
- It wasn't crystal.
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00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,503
- Ditch the attitude, Aly-cat.
- Bit muddy.
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00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,589
Fitting for a dirty girl,
Bianca-donk!
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00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:25,925
- Roald.
- Stewart.
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00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,593
Can you help us or not?
303
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,427
Can you believe we had sex
with this guy?
304
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:30,804
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
305
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,348
Mm-hmm. Bro.
Figure it out.
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00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,182
- Figure what out?
- If they won't come
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00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:37,102
for rave music, figure out what
music they will come for.
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00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,312
- Post-Emo Core Step?
- No.
309
00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:41,272
- Folktronic Glitch-A-Billy?
- No.
310
00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,108
- Extempo Freakbeat?
- No.
311
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,777
- CanCon K-Pop?
- No.
312
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,695
- Blue Eyed Countrypolitan?
- No.
313
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,196
- Old School Nu-Metal?
- No.
314
00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:50,157
- Hamburger Brit Hop?
- No.
315
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,450
- Nicaraguan Neo-Oldies?
- No.
316
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,286
- Lo-Fi Billboard Prog?
- No.
317
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,870
- Madrigal Speed Trap?
- No.
318
00:15:55,995 --> 00:15:57,413
- Tin Pan 2-Step?
- No.
319
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:59,166
- Surf Trance Trip Twee?
- No.
320
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,709
- Baltimore Acid Baroque?
- No!
321
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,086
- Big Room Big Band Big Beat?
- No!
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00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,338
Ugh!
323
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,507
Okay. Letterkenny
consists of hicks,
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00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,426
skids and hockey players.
- And Christians.
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00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,637
I told you we were
done here, Glen.
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00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,514
Oh are we?
327
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,474
Are we?
328
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,142
If you want people to come,
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00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,894
just have a little something
for everyone.
330
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:23,107
Brilliant. How are we gonna
get the word out, Stewart?
331
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,151
We are going to put it
on our fucking Facebook.
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00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:31,114
And you are going to put it
on your fucking Facebook!
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00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,369
Fluff Facebook.
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00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,493
Hey!
335
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,830
The fuckin' door's locked!
336
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,670
Oh?
337
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:22,721
One of yous gonna let us in?
338
00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:25,682
Yes!
339
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,059
Yes, of course!
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00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,185
Well, fucking pitter-patter!
341
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,669
Thank you, everyone.
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00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:37,878
Sincerely.
343
00:21:38,629 --> 00:21:41,800
Thank you for coming to our
hockey-themed hick rave.
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00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:45,345
- Blessed by the Lord.
- As a special treat,
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00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,598
and as a token
of our appreciation,
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00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:52,060
we've decided to debut
our electronic remix
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00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:55,062
of a local favourite.
348
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,816
Pitter-patter.
349
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,359
- Dick skin?
- Dickens.
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00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:02,486
Is my last name.
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00:22:02,611 --> 00:22:05,407
Ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready...
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00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,576
- Ready, ready...
- Ready...
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00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:12,205
...for "Sun Darts - Reimagined?"
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00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,541
That's a Texas size 10-4.
355
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,667
Over and out.
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00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,032
♪ Sun Darts - Reimagined ♪
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