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You and your other pals
were talking about trucks
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the other day...
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Just buy it, Jivin.
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I ain't buyin' shit,
you dumb mother fucker.
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'94 Dodge Ram.
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I don't care if it's
an Aston Martin.
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You can kiss my Aston Martin.
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This is a 1500-dollar truck,
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and I'm gonna sell it
to you for one-thousand.
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I ain't buyin' shit,
you dumb mother fucker.
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Dodge Ram was Motor Trend's
Truck of the Year in '94.
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Motor Trend's Truck of the Year,
40 years ago.
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I ain't buyin' your
40-year-old truck, Mick.
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30.
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I for sure ain't buyin'
30 of 'em!
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- No, it's 30 years old, not 40.
- Is it only 30?
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I'dd add that up again, Dary.
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No, 30 years old, not 40.
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Okay, I'm gonna trust you
on this one, fella,
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but I'm pretty sure that it's...
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Ten more good years
on that gal?
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And you're saying it won
Motor Trend's Truck of the Year?
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And that's not debatable.
That's fact.
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Not like all these numbers
that keep adding up different
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every time.
- Is that right?
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Did it win any other awards?
- Of course it did.
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Right, Daryl?
- Well, all time,
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the Ram's won a bunch of awards,
but in '94, I don't know.
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It won Car and Truck
Magazine's Car or Truck
of the Year.
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- It did?
- You didn't know that?
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- I did not.
- Then you probably didn't know
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that it won Truck
and Auto Car's Passenger
Trend of the Year.
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- Passenger Trend?
- What a year for the Ram!
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The same year, it won
Outdoor Truck Magazine's
Sport Trend of the Summer.
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- Outdoor Truck?
- Outdoor Truck Magazine's
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Sporting Trend
of the Summer, Daryl.
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Holy cannoli, right?
- Now lemme get this straight.
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I want to make sure I know
what I'm payin' for here.
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This truck you wanna deal
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for a thousand bucks?
- It's a 2000-dollar truck,
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I'm gonna give to you 1500.
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It won Motor Trend's
Truck of the Year?
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That's Car and Truck
Magazine's Car or Truck
of the Year,
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and Truck and Auto Car's
Passenger Trend of the Year.
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And there was one more,
eh, Mick?
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Yeah. Wasn't there, Daryl?
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Outdoor Truck Magazine's
Sporting Trend of the Summer.
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- Atta babe.
- All that for 1500?
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It's a 2500-dollar truck,
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for you, I'll give it
to you 1750.
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Ah. That's a good
amount of awards,
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but... I'd feel better
if it won one or two more.
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- You want one or two more?
- I'd feel better
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if it won one or two more, yeah.
- Well, Daryl, didn't you just
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tell me it won Truck and Trends
Motor Drive of the Year?
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Yeah! Inboard Motor Car's Auto
Trend of the Summer too.
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All in the very same year, eh?
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Can't forget Vehicle
and Drive Magazine's
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Outdoor Car of the Truck.
- I figured it won that one.
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Didn't it win Trending Truck's
Best Passenger Drive too?
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Hot damn, what a tally!
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Driving Sport Magazine's
Trending Auto Motor, definitely.
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- Swept the season.
- Just beat out the Silverado
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for Auto Truck's Sporting Trend.
- I heard those Silverado guys
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were good and pissed
on that one.
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Just squeaked by the F150
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for Car and Sport's Trending
Motor Truck.
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Why do you think
I didn't buy that one?
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- Because you're a smart man.
- Eh.
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Looky-looky.
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All that for 1750?
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Listen,
it's a 3000-dollar truck,
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but for you, I'll give it to you
for two grand.
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Deal.
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Ha-ha!
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Your pal tried to sell you
his old boat right after,
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but as your d'yad likes
to say...
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If you can float it, fly it,
or fuck it... rent it.
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- Wayne.
- Who's that?
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- Tyson.
- And Bonnie.
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Isn't it smokey in here?
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I think they have
two smoke machines going.
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I'd believe they had
22 smoke machines going.
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- Isn't it smokey.
- Come dance!
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How are yous even getting
place to place in here?
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The only reason
I found this chair
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is 'cause I walked my nuts
into the arm of it.
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- Hey, Katy-Kat.
- Sup snipee's?
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Not tonight, gents.
Way too hot in here
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to have you pushing your horns
up against our backs.
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Come on, for old time's sake?
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Don't even bother with her.
We're moving to Mexico!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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You know I've fought this guy
three times?
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- Was there a third?
- You wouldn't remember
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the first 'cause
I knocked you out.
- With a sucker.
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Which you returned
in the second fight.
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Okay, now I remember
the third.
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That was also
kind of a sucker.
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- Him or you, bud.
- Holy fuck.
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I'm tired just
thinking about it.
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Yeah, I guess you get
to a certain point
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in life where you're not
in such a hurry to stand up
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when someone walks
into a bar asking who's
the toughest guy here.
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Let's dance. It's too hot
to just stand here.
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That doesn't make sense.
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Hey. Where's John Deere?
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Oh, shit.
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Fuck. Is that you, boo?
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How'd you know?
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Cuz I just kicked a steel toe, dickhead.
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- Uh-oh.
- Toughest boots in Letterkenny.
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It's fuckin smokey
in here, eh?
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It is too smokey in here.
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Isn't it smokey.
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You're really serious
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about Mexico, aren't you.
- Why wouldn't I be?
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Aren't you?
- I don't know.
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You're in a place
like this after being
in a place like that.
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You don't ever feel stuck?
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Yo, I stopped at a Mennonite
produce stand today
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and the ash from my dart
dropped onto a hay bale
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and almost lit that fucker up.
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- That could have been barleh.
- Then I got deja vu.
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Well, that's a glitch
in the matrix.
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Yeah. Like I've seen
this before.
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I'm pretty sure you have.
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Exactly!
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The time I burned down
your produce stand.
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Oh yeah.
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Fuck, we were out
of our minds then, eh?
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Yeah, you were pretty outta
your mind then, Tanis.
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Yeah. And then,
the big brawl after?
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Whoa, baby.
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No good deed left unpunished.
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I don't see that sort of thing
going down anymore.
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What, like,
'cause we're all pals?
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No, I just can't see myself
caring about something enough
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to do like... a arson.
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Well, sure,
it's a bit extreme.
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Or the brawl after.
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Well, could be worse things
than a scrap.
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Like as if I did a arson...
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Which we've established
was a bit extreme.
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Yeah. And then I rounded up
every tough dude on the Rez
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'cause I was like,
"Fuck you, fight me!"
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You are a rare breed, Tanis.
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Yeah. Your girl had
some energy, fuck.
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- Fuck.
- Fuck, eh?
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- Holy fuck.
- Well, I guess I learned
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you know, you don't try
that shit with the toughest
guy in Letterkenny, huh.
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- Do you wanna know what?
- Hmm?
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Given the chance again,
I think I'd make more
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of an effort for things
to simmer a wee bit,
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so it doesn't get to like...
a arson.
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Yeah.
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I guess you get to a certain
point in your life
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where you're just like,
not in such a hurry to brawl
with a bunch of Indians.
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Anyways. Later, boo.
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Fuck. Tuck in those steel toes,
dick head.
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You could kill a man.
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Mexico?
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- Mexico?
- Fuck Mexico.
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Columbia is like right there!
- Superior snooters.
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Hey, my editor already hit me
back about the photos.
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- Love 'em?
- They're lovable.
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- Love it.
- She wants me to shoot
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the rest of Letterkenny
on my way out tomorrow.
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Just have an eye
for Canada Gooses.
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Mm.
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Wayne?
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- McMurray?
- Wayne!
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I can hear you,
but I can't see you.
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It's like getting fucked
from behind!
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- Isn't it smokey in here?
- Smokey as a cock sucker.
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- Isn't it smokey!
- Speak again, Wayne.
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I'll follow your voice.
Wayne!
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Marco.
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- Found him.
- Polo.
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- You sure?
- Well, either I've got
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two hands around his bicep
or Dick skin's horn.
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- Wayne, how'r ya now?
- Good'n you?
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- Not s'bad.
- Holy fuck, McMurray!
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I think we finally stuck
the landing on that greeting.
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I'm really proud.
- I can't believe...
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Now, you're talking over me.
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McMurray!
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Well, Gail and I were
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just talking about
what a good guy you are.
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He's a real good guy.
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- He's a great guy!
- Thank you.
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- Yeah. And you know why?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're a good brother.
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Yeah. You're
a real good brother.
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- You're a real great brother.
- Well, it's good to be great.
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Yeah, like remember that time
Jivin was honking and hollering
at Katy in the street?
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- Fuckin' degen.
- You held him down
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on the ground in the dead
of winter til he apologized.
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Well, Katy's hoofed a box
or two in my defense as well.
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Yeah. But going after Dierks
takes the cake.
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- Fuckin' yank.
- You got pertnear
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everyone in the whole town
to defend her!
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Wanna know what? It's lucky
we all had the day off.
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- Day beers day.
- You're right, Wayne.
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Tough to pencil in
a day off anymore.
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We got so much chorin'.
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We're all gettin' pretty busy,
big fella...
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- Got so much chores.
- And the price of gas.
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- Can't forget the price of gas.
- Pricy as a cock sucker.
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They'll pull your pants
right down.
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He'd have to meet us half way
with the price of gas!
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Yup. I guess you get
to a certain point in life
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where you're not in such a hurry
to drive to Michigan
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to beat the shit
out of some dude who fucked
with your sister.
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Hey, cowboy, speaking of
which... who's her cute friend?
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I'm toast.
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I say night cap.
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And I say goodnight!
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What about you, John Deere?
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Have a beer?
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- You want a beer?
- Got a beer?
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- Yeah, I got a beer.
- Let's have a beer.
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I'd have a beer.
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Why are you way over
on the other side?
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See if the grass is greener.
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What if you sat over here?
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We may never know.
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Tell me about you, John Deere.
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Lotta green, bitta yellow.
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Got a girlfriend?
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- Yes.
- Yes?
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Yes.
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On the rocks then. Same.
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- Well, there ya go.
- What's the problem?
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Shouldn't air your
dirty laundry.
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- We're just talking.
- Shouldn't tell tales
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out of school.
- Where is she now?
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- Vancouver.
- Oh my goodness.
239
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,259
Have you ever been out there?
- No.
240
00:09:54,384 --> 00:09:55,552
You won't want to come back.
241
00:09:55,677 --> 00:09:57,012
Oh.
242
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,014
Mexico is my Vancouver.
243
00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:00,849
Wanna know why me and my guy
are on the rocks?
244
00:10:00,974 --> 00:10:02,310
Shouldn't air your
dirty laundry.
245
00:10:02,475 --> 00:10:03,893
- He's stuck.
- Shouldn't tell tales
246
00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:05,271
out of school.
- I love our town
247
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,607
and I love our life there,
but every year,
248
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,651
we go to Mexico with my family
and every year I can't wait.
249
00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:13,445
I'm so excited, you know?
- Yeah. I think I know.
250
00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:16,949
But when it's time to come
home, I'm not excited, you know?
251
00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:18,450
Yes, I know.
252
00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:19,951
I've asked him
to move down there,
253
00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:21,161
but he can't picture it.
254
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,287
He's stuck.
255
00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:23,788
Well...
256
00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:25,791
Life's short,
gotta live it.
257
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,293
Exactly.
258
00:10:31,254 --> 00:10:33,132
Ever heard of the three L's?
259
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,968
Live, laugh, love?
260
00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,555
Leave life lived.
261
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,647
Let's not tell anyone
I ended up over here
262
00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:50,148
looking at you like this, k?
263
00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:52,526
Well, you shouldn't air
your dirty laundry.
264
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,945
Yeah, we don't need
to tell anyone, right?
265
00:10:56,071 --> 00:10:58,239
You shouldn't tell tales
out of school.
266
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,373
Thanks for the beer.
267
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:12,046
- You're welcome.
- Night, John Deere!
268
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,054
I didn't sleep at all
last night, boys.
269
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,513
I didn't sleep
at all last night.
270
00:11:21,638 --> 00:11:22,806
I didn't sleep either, boys.
271
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,141
Yeah, I didn't sleep at all.
272
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:27,519
- Why didn't you sleep?
- Too many BroDude's. You?
273
00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:29,354
- It's like Hooters but...
- Snooters.
274
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,191
Too many BroDude's
plus Katy-Kat moving to Mexico
equals no sleep ferda.
275
00:11:33,316 --> 00:11:34,819
Katy's moving to Mexico?
276
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,028
That is disappointing.
- I'm disappointed, Stewart.
277
00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:39,573
- That is so disappointing.
- I know.
278
00:11:39,739 --> 00:11:41,367
Cuz like... Columbia
is right there!
279
00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:42,700
Superior snooters.
280
00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:44,536
I really don't want her
to go, boys.
281
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,580
Then tell her that!
282
00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:48,708
Pussy.
- Huh?
283
00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:51,084
She said tell her that, pussy.
284
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,211
Unless degen girls
are still your thing.
285
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:54,379
No.
286
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:55,922
Why don't you want her
to go, anyways?
287
00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:57,174
Mexico's fuckin' rad.
288
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,218
Listen... we go way
back with Katy-Kat.
289
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:02,012
We've had our W's.
We've taken our L's.
290
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,638
We've worked through a ton
of adversity.
291
00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:05,224
Oh yeah, you play
in all three zones?
292
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,392
We accepted a long time ago
that she doesn't want
293
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,893
anything to do
with the boys anymore.
294
00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:10,562
- Who?
- Us.
295
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,397
The boys.
- Huh?
296
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:15,692
But, boys... there's just
something about that girl.
297
00:12:16,359 --> 00:12:19,320
- The tits?
- Oh, for sure the tits!
298
00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,073
Unreal tits!
- Divine!
299
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,242
I could drop an ounce of pre
just thinking about'em.
300
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,994
But no, that's not it.
301
00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:29,415
The ass.
302
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,208
Unreal ass. Stupid.
303
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,626
- Celestial.
- Stewart.
304
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:33,918
I rear-ended a Miata
305
00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:35,086
day-dreaming about it one time.
306
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,422
But that's not it either, boys.
307
00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:40,091
There's something else.
- She's special, boys.
308
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:42,094
Well then, make her
feel special.
309
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,262
- What?
- What?
310
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,762
- How?
- What, do I look like
311
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:47,266
the fuckin' oracle?
- She's not your mom, pussy.
312
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:48,934
What does Katy like?
313
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,643
- What?
- What?
314
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,105
Get off your ass
and figure it the fuck out.
315
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:56,984
Make a girl feel special,
she's yours forever.
316
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,152
- Really?
- She might fuck some other guys
317
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,570
here and there...
- Yeah, she might fuck
318
00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:03,114
some other guys here or there.
- But basically, yeah.
319
00:13:03,239 --> 00:13:05,117
We can help!
We've got lots of energy.
320
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,118
Yeah. Let us help.
We're not tired at all!
321
00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:08,454
I don't need to sleep at all.
322
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,955
Sick, buddy.
323
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,456
I love that woman.
324
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:13,751
And I do deduce
it is just as cogent
325
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,253
that Katy fall again for me
as it is that she fall for you.
326
00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:18,671
Nah.
327
00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:20,382
Thanks, Tanis.
328
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,675
Cool.
329
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,011
Now go get me a beer, bitches.
330
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,410
How'r ya now?
331
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,706
And you?
332
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:58,671
Look, you don't talk a lot,
333
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,589
but it looks like
you got lots to say.
334
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,800
We're not that different, eh?
335
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,677
We all come from good,
hard-working, Canadian stock.
336
00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:09,431
My new pal Daryl,
he's a good guy.
337
00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:12,017
- He's a really good guy.
- He's a great guy.
338
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:17,355
What have you got against me
at the end of the day? Huh?
339
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,566
Yes, I got a little bit drunk
340
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,902
and bumped into your sweetie,
super chief.
341
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,320
But what's with the hostility?
342
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,530
You're a degen.
343
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,032
I'm not a degen.
I'm just friends with 'em.
344
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,993
Show me your friends and
I'll show you who you are.
345
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,912
You know, I knew Daryl
was a gopher.
346
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,748
He'd go for this,
and he'd go for that.
347
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,003
Must've been a reason
he'd go for us now.
348
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,882
Must've been missing something
when he'd go for yous.
349
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,383
Like a family?
350
00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:50,222
If you're gonna go
so low as that...
351
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:53,892
...suck my dick
while you're down there.
352
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,104
Dary's flyin' a wee bit
too close to the sun right now.
353
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,565
Chasing skirt.
- My sister's name is--
354
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,065
I don't give a fuck.
355
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,567
But yous are degens.
356
00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,945
- I'm just friends with them.
- Show me your friends
357
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,738
and I'll show you who you are.
358
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:11,075
Dary's walking pretty tall
right now,
359
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,745
but it's only a matter of time
before you show him
360
00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:16,080
who you are.
And if he gets hurt
361
00:15:16,205 --> 00:15:20,252
trying to catch a falling knife
out there with yous...
362
00:15:22,378 --> 00:15:24,256
That dog will hunt.
363
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,141
Get that fucking mutt
out of here
364
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,600
before I give it
the size nines.
365
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,439
- What is wrong with you?
- What's wrong with me?
366
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,023
What's wrong with you?
367
00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:43,275
- With me?!
- Yeah.
368
00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,277
- I don't know.
- Your old friends, that's what.
369
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,695
Don't think I have
any old friends.
370
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,571
- Wayne and Katy.
- Yeah, but they're still
371
00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:50,114
pretty young though.
- It's not what I meant.
372
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,493
I meant...
- Oh, now I see what that is.
373
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,118
- Like, from the past.
- Right.
374
00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:57,163
- So, not literally old.
- Like we're your new friends.
375
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,791
And they're your old...
- From before.
376
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,793
- So not literally old.
- Not in age.
377
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:02,960
- Yeah.
- No.
378
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,463
I still think
I wouldn't call them
379
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,132
my old friends considering--
- Well, they ganged up on me
380
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,758
at the gas station.
- What?
381
00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:10,301
- Yeah. And assaulted me.
- What?
382
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:12,470
Verbally. And you know what,
I'll tell you one thing
383
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,974
for free, Chuck...
if I hear either of them
384
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,474
speakin' my name around town,
385
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,018
oh, there's gonna be
a predictament.
386
00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:20,729
- Speakin' your name?
- Yeah, you know,
387
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,314
like when rap guys
are beefin' and stuff.
388
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,815
Put some respect on my name!
389
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,109
Don't speak it
unless you're gonna put
390
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,360
some respect on it.
- On what?
391
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,156
Put some respect on his name.
392
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,410
It's not as if it's...
Cheez-Wiz.
393
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,036
Put some respect
on it or pull up.
394
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,663
- Pull up?
- Cash me outside.
395
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,708
How 'bout dah?
- What do you mean pull up?
396
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:41,749
Pull up!
397
00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:43,334
What are you
strapping on about?
398
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:44,878
It's not as if it's his file.
399
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,171
It's Saturday night,
mother fuckers.
400
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,674
- Is it really?
- Yeah.
401
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,676
I thought it was Friday.
402
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:53,887
- Pull a straw.
- What fer?
403
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,685
That's a little short, Daryl!
404
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,981
Ha! It's shorter than yours,
that's for sure, Mick.
405
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,192
Mine too. I'm gonna go
deal out the rest of these.
406
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,529
Buckle up, Daryl. Ha!
Who hasn't picked yet?
407
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,032
What are the straws for?
408
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,824
It's a little game we play
on Saturday nights
409
00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:15,868
called Run'n Gun.
410
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,327
You're gonna love it.
411
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:21,915
The person who draws the
longest straw... gets the gun.
412
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:25,711
The guy who draws the shortest
straw gets to run.
413
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,753
Fuck!
414
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,298
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
415
00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:33,176
Aw, fuck!
416
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,266
Let's have some fun.
417
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,404
Reilly?
418
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:53,739
Jonesy?
419
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,657
Over here Katy-Kat!
420
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,247
What are yous doing?
421
00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:05,458
Just spicing up these carnitas
422
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,377
then I was moving on to
carne asada.
423
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,878
Spicy Margaritas ferda.
424
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,422
Three ounces.
Just the way you like 'em.
425
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,757
I'm gonna need to fuck
a matador rapido.
426
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:15,051
Why Mexico?
Columbia is like right there.
427
00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:16,470
What do you mean,
why Mexico?
428
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,304
I don't know. We just wanted
to like, show you
429
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,264
that whatever
you can do in Mexico,
430
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,684
you can also do it like,
right here.
431
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,771
Sunshine, tacos, tequila.
432
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:27,606
Look at this beautiful beach!
433
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,733
It's basically
an all-exclusive.
434
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,278
We don't have an Iguana, but
I could Nair a squirrel for you.
435
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,947
Can I get some of that Nair
before the squirrel uses it?
436
00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:38,282
This is kinda
fuckin sweet, boys.
437
00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:41,494
Well, we wanted to make you
feel special.
438
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,288
But I'm not moving to Mexico.
439
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,290
No?
440
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,500
I'm just flirting
with the idea.
441
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,127
Columbia is like right there.
442
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,463
- Superior snooters.
- But... why?
443
00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:54,465
I think I'm just feeling
a bit stuck.
444
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,975
Is your fucking phone broke?
445
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,310
Depends who's callin'.
446
00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:06,770
- Me.
- Then she's broke.
447
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,105
You one of 'em too, bud?
448
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,982
- One of what?
- It's one of who.
449
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,150
'Cause if you is,
you ain't welcome.
450
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,989
Are yous rehearsing a play
here or something?
451
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,538
You ain't seen it yet,
have you, big hoss?
452
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,581
- Seen what?
- It's seen who.
453
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:32,713
I'm a degen!
454
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,676
- They made him do it.
- Don't matter. He done it.
455
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,345
I need yous to come help me
pull him out of there.
456
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,723
I hate degens.
Always have.
457
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:44,308
- Third generation.
- Fourth.
458
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,018
Well, you're preachin'
to the choir, bud.
459
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,977
Fuck degens, Wayne.
460
00:19:48,102 --> 00:19:52,107
And if Dary's a degen...
then fuck him too.
461
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:12,336
Alistair Orson Westwood Yates
pulled the long straw.
462
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,878
He's a good shot.
463
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,547
He's not really gonna
shoot at him, is he?
464
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,715
He can put it anywhere
he wants to.
465
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,051
Even in the dark.
466
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,927
I don't think this is for me.
467
00:20:21,802 --> 00:20:24,723
Of course it is.
You're a degen now, right?
468
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,231
This is what degens do.
469
00:20:33,648 --> 00:20:35,234
Are you shaking right now?
470
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,778
No. It's just a bit
of a breeze.
471
00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,821
I'll keep you warm.
472
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,289
Daryl! Daryl!
473
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,416
What are you doing?
474
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,085
- I'm going home.
- Why?
475
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,628
This isn't for me.
476
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,463
You're a degen, aren't ya?
477
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,965
Aren't you?
478
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,510
You show me your friends,
I'll show you who you are.
479
00:21:43,676 --> 00:21:46,637
You've been here so long
they've forgotten
480
00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:47,973
about you, big shoots.
481
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,349
They ain't thinking about you
for a second.
482
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:53,310
So you can run,
I don't know where you think
you're running to.
483
00:21:53,477 --> 00:21:55,813
Because I can promise you
it ain't the way you left it.
484
00:21:56,939 --> 00:21:58,567
Us degens, we stick together.
485
00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,859
So stick with us.
486
00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:02,654
'Cause without us, you're alone.
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