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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,049 --> 00:00:11,802 You were serving over the legal limit the other day. 2 00:00:12,302 --> 00:00:13,512 Gin? 3 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:15,682 And cock-suckin' tonic. That's what I always say. 4 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,182 You drank it all, you old goat. 5 00:00:17,182 --> 00:00:19,227 Then I'll have a Gin Smash. 6 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,187 "Smashing." 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:25,191 Hey, Gailer, you ever had a gin gash? 8 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,609 It's when you drink it out of down there. 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,987 He drinks gin out your gash? 10 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,197 I don't even have to be awake. 11 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,449 Oh, baby, this reminds me 12 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,242 of the time we went down "McMyrtle" Beach! 13 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,077 - What for? - Making love. 14 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,538 I'm pretty sure this story's gonna make you want to squirm. 15 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,248 - Bet I won't. - Oh, you're gonna squiggle. 16 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:41,582 Bet I won't! - Bet in a second, 17 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:43,167 you're gonna wanna squinch. - Bet I won't. 18 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,712 Think we ought to take that bet, baby. 19 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,380 Oh, baby, I love it when you take it. 20 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,175 I love gettin' taken. - What's the wager? 21 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,342 If I win, I get a case of beer from you, 22 00:00:52,342 --> 00:00:54,220 if you win, you buy me a case of beer. 23 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,220 Deal! 24 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:56,681 I'll shake on that cocksucker too. 25 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,182 Shaboink. 26 00:00:58,182 --> 00:00:59,642 So Mrs. McMurray and I are on our way down to McMyrtle. 27 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,602 He had his first ever gin gash on the plane ride down, 28 00:01:01,727 --> 00:01:02,729 didn't you, babe. - Mmm-hmm. 29 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,104 Mmm. Mighty fine. 30 00:01:04,104 --> 00:01:06,107 Actually, later, we'll tell you about gash potatoes. 31 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,609 'Kay. 32 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,319 Mrs. McMurray are at the top of the McMarriott Hotel Bar. 33 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:11,780 She's got a little whale tail sticking out 34 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,280 the top of her pants. 35 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,241 Just a little thong riddin' up, little t-bar. Heh-heh. 36 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:19,411 I got the sleeves cut off of my Hard Rock Cafe Niagara t-shirt 37 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:21,580 just to let folks know, we're playing for keeps. 38 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:23,083 Shoulda packed a lunch. 39 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,917 Oh, no, now this is when the story starts getting good. 40 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,252 Wait, what was the wager again? 41 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,962 If Gail wins, she gets a case of beer from us, 42 00:01:28,962 --> 00:01:31,590 if we win, we buy Gail a case of beer. 43 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,967 Your money, honey. 44 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,803 So, Mrs. McMurray and I are setting up shop. 45 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,262 Open sign in the window. 46 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,265 Let's just say this place smells cologne-ly. 47 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:40,682 Tell her about the spinner, baby. 48 00:01:40,682 --> 00:01:42,893 So, this little blonde spinner sashays up to the bar, 49 00:01:42,893 --> 00:01:45,604 grabs my beer... 50 00:01:45,604 --> 00:01:47,607 polishes off half of it! 51 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:48,857 What did she look like. 52 00:01:48,982 --> 00:01:50,943 She coulda spat in it and I'd still fuck her. 53 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:52,611 Like a six or above then? 54 00:01:52,611 --> 00:01:54,571 Then she looks at me and says, "Good beer." 55 00:01:54,571 --> 00:01:56,950 I said, "Yeah." Then, she looks at Mrs. McMurray 56 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,326 and stares her straight in the tits. 57 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,244 Square in the tits. - Mmm-hmm. 58 00:02:00,244 --> 00:02:03,164 Then, she looks back at me and says, 59 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,374 "Youse guys down for some nose beers?" 60 00:02:05,499 --> 00:02:06,458 Degen. 61 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:07,752 I say, "We talkin' the carny quesos?" 62 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,796 - White goat tocate? - Talkin' the disco talco. 63 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,838 The Hollywood wash? 64 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:11,964 She says, "How 'bout a bumpsky?" 65 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:13,967 I say... "Bathroom." 66 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,426 For a couple third stall solditas. 67 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:17,803 And she says, "No, no, no, no, big boy!" 68 00:02:17,803 --> 00:02:19,973 She says, "This here's McMyrtle Beach, and down here, 69 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,307 we don't keep no secrets." 70 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,016 She dumps a Callaway on her hand and holds it up 71 00:02:23,016 --> 00:02:26,437 to her honker and... 72 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:27,647 And she dumps a Titleist on my hand, 73 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,148 I hold it up to my honker... 74 00:02:30,148 --> 00:02:32,026 And she dumps a Slazenger on my hand, 75 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,653 I hold it up to my honker... 76 00:02:34,653 --> 00:02:35,863 - Whew! - Dunloped! 77 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:37,782 Then we're the Top Flite three. 78 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,492 Says, "How does that smell?" I says, "Better than hell." 79 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:42,703 She says, "Yeah, you ever smelled heaven?" 80 00:02:42,703 --> 00:02:44,497 She sticks her hand down her skorts, pulls it up 81 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,332 and puts her peter-pointer right under my beak. 82 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,127 - How'd that smell? - Like fuzzy peaches. 83 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,879 Eh, I was hoping for Hot Lips. 84 00:02:52,546 --> 00:02:55,383 Gail, is none of this not gettin' a wee bit butt-off? 85 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,302 - What happens next? - You mean after she ripped 86 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,969 a dinger off my McMichael Kors watch? 87 00:02:58,969 --> 00:03:00,679 - I blacked out. - Huh? 88 00:03:00,679 --> 00:03:02,682 Mrs. McMurray, tell her what happened. 89 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,684 He drank about 20 gin gash out the two of us. 90 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:07,020 You what? 91 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,688 I drank about 20 gin gash out the two of them. 92 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,732 Oh... How's that go? 93 00:03:11,732 --> 00:03:12,859 So. 94 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,736 I'm stripped down. - So's the spinner! 95 00:03:15,736 --> 00:03:18,322 Ooh! Yes, Ma'am. 96 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:21,867 I tip my bird forward, I pour the ginsky down my tummy, 97 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:23,577 it filters through my bird and... 98 00:03:23,577 --> 00:03:26,372 Straight down the gullet! 99 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,874 Gin gash. Also called ne-groin-ies. 100 00:03:28,874 --> 00:03:31,544 And you blacked out on that? You've changed, McMurray. 101 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:34,379 I've seen you drink 30 Gus N' Brus a baker's dozen times. 102 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:35,881 I didn't say I was finished. 103 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:38,426 Nothin' though, Gailer? Is none of this not getting you... 104 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,510 a wee bit fidgety. - And then? 105 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:42,387 And then, I was just gonna tell ya-- 106 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:43,890 - Then tell me! - All right by that time 107 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,184 we're about three grams deep on the cartel crumbs. 108 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:49,229 Don't forget about the 20 gin gash! 109 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,564 And this gal wants to kick things up a notch. 110 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,148 - Yep. - You ever had a gin gimlet? 111 00:03:53,273 --> 00:03:55,777 - Yeah. - How 'bout a gin rim-let? 112 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,320 How's that go? 113 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,071 I don't have to move! 114 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:01,823 Just flip around here. All right so... 115 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,452 Hold on, baby. - Mmm-hmm. 116 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:08,330 Instead of the ginsky going down my tummy and through my bird, 117 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:12,669 it goes down my backside and through my bum. 118 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,962 - 'Member the 20 gin gash? - Yeah. 119 00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:18,466 Let's just say I lost track of about a dozen gin rim-lets. 120 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,387 Gailer, ain't none of this gettin' a wee bit too kinky? 121 00:04:23,387 --> 00:04:24,430 Nah. 122 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,597 Not the fuzzy peach peter-pointer? 123 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:27,683 - Nuh-uh. - Not even the 20 gin gash? 124 00:04:27,683 --> 00:04:29,435 Won't knock it 'til I've tried it. 125 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,438 Not drinking a gin rim-let from a stranger's butthole 126 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,106 'til her socks are soaked? 127 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:37,359 What? She left her socks on! Ugh! 128 00:04:37,484 --> 00:04:40,363 She left her fuckin' socks on? Fucking disgusting! 129 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,197 Don't leave your socks on. 130 00:04:42,322 --> 00:04:45,284 Never leave your fucking white socks on! Fuck! 131 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,954 Later on, we'll tell you about the bum rum. 132 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,748 We did it, baby. 133 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,544 We always do it, baby. 134 00:04:55,544 --> 00:04:58,089 What was the wager again? 135 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,298 If I win, I get a case of beer from you, 136 00:05:00,298 --> 00:05:03,510 if you win, you buy me a case of beer. 137 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:19,484 What's up, Boo? 138 00:05:19,484 --> 00:05:20,652 Tanis, how're ya now? 139 00:05:20,652 --> 00:05:22,363 - Good and you? - Not so bad. 140 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,489 Say, gun to your head: Would you rather start your day 141 00:05:24,489 --> 00:05:26,325 inside the rink cleaning up after a bunch of hockey guys, 142 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,452 or would you rather end your day inside the rink 143 00:05:28,452 --> 00:05:29,829 cleaning up after a bunch of hockey guys? 144 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,955 - Pull the trigger. - That's what Emma said. 145 00:05:31,955 --> 00:05:33,332 - Who? - Emma, 146 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:35,168 the bro-dude chick I'm banging. - Here we go now. 147 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,669 - You ever drive truck? - Sure. 148 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,503 Good, because if all else fails you can always drive truck. 149 00:05:38,503 --> 00:05:41,048 - Fuckin' bing-bang-boom. - Did you ever drive boni? 150 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:42,174 Did I ever drive...? 151 00:05:42,174 --> 00:05:44,344 - Zambo. - Yeah, one more time. 152 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,553 I says did you ever drive a Zamboni? 153 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:49,349 - An ice resurfacing machine? - That's the ticket. 154 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,683 That line does not appear on my resume. 155 00:05:51,683 --> 00:05:54,854 Well, good news there, pumpkin, if you can drive a truck, 156 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,022 you can drive boni. 157 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,524 What's that other term you used there... zambo? 158 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,650 If you can drive a truck, you can drive Zamboni. 159 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:02,236 Is that right? 160 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:03,779 I can do the flooding throughout the day but I need somebody 161 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:05,697 to cover the first and last flood for me. 162 00:06:05,697 --> 00:06:07,407 - Why? - The bro-dude chick 163 00:06:07,407 --> 00:06:08,868 that I'm banging, she lives in the city and I can't 164 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,536 be banging her if I'm flooding the ice until 11 at night. 165 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,787 - No you can't. - And then, 166 00:06:11,787 --> 00:06:13,705 I can't be banging her again in the morning 167 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:16,041 if I'm flooding the ice for the tyke league before sun's up. 168 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,293 - But it's your job. - Bro! 169 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,544 Why d'you gotta be such a fuckin' Boy Scout? 170 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,128 Don't be such a fucking missionary. 171 00:06:20,253 --> 00:06:21,171 - 'Kay. - God. 172 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:22,464 You are such a fucking square. 173 00:06:22,464 --> 00:06:24,383 Well, it's always been my favourite shape. 174 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:26,469 My fuckin' eye. 175 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,096 A girl who looks like me tells you she wants to bang 176 00:06:29,096 --> 00:06:31,556 a girl who looks like her and all you can say is, 177 00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:33,892 "But it's your job." 178 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:35,269 Oh, now you paint a mental picture. 179 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,020 Oh no, it's just that like, I've been told 180 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,731 my voice's a wee bit nasally, so when you said that, 181 00:06:39,731 --> 00:06:42,443 I was kinda like, "Well that does sound a wee bit like me." 182 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:47,407 - But it's your job. - But it's your job... 183 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,241 Yeah, I guess I do kinda nail it, eh? 184 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,618 It does sound a wee bit like me. 185 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,452 Okay, so I'm gonna get Shania to do the first flood, 186 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:53,704 but can you cover me for the last flood 187 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:54,914 so I can go mess this chick's bed up? 188 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,582 When a friend asks for help, you help 'em. 189 00:06:57,582 --> 00:06:58,834 Thanks, Boo. 190 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,378 Well, it's a good thing I used to drive truck. 191 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,421 Mm-hm. 'Cause if you can drive a truck, you can drive boni. 192 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:05,508 I think I prefer the term zambo. 193 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,385 Why, 'cause boni sounds a little bit horny? 194 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,428 - A wee bit. - You are so fucking ho-hum. 195 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,430 Oh, I've been called worse. 196 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,763 You're like a belt and suspenders. 197 00:07:11,763 --> 00:07:14,308 Well, reliable and uplifting. 198 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,810 - How's that for ya? - How's what for me? 199 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,770 - Being a fucking dial tone. - Oh, it's not too bad for me. 200 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,479 Come inside, I'll show you the ropes. 201 00:07:19,604 --> 00:07:21,274 You wanna know what, Tanis, I just can't believe 202 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,274 you've been driving zambo. 203 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:24,443 What? Don't be so surprised. 204 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,654 You've seen me drive boni. 205 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:31,950 What the fuck do you mean you like hockey players now? 206 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:32,952 Was that unclear? 207 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,454 Let's try a literal translation. 208 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,164 We like hockey players now. 209 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,791 You like hockey players now? 210 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,501 - Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 211 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:43,546 - Why? - Their butts. 212 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:47,299 - But what about 2cock Chakur? - Just 2cock. 213 00:07:47,299 --> 00:07:48,342 You plateaued, babe. 214 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,510 We have 20,000 SoundCloud subscribers. 215 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:53,388 You had 20,000 SoundCloud subscribers months ago. 216 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:54,765 How many you got now? - 20,000. 217 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,976 - Roald. - Exactly, no growth. 218 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,979 You missed the boat, boys. 2cock Chakur was hot. 219 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,022 - Just 2cock. - Roald! 220 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,565 But you didn't capitalize on the heat. 221 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,193 - SoundCloud is so passé. - Passé-off, Bianca-donk. 222 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,320 - Where's the Twitter following? - Twitter is a cult. 223 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,988 Stewart's trying to get verified. 224 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,157 The Tumblr, the IG, the Snapchat, the VidVok. 225 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:13,493 - Vid? - Vok! 226 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,534 That shit's for kids. 227 00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:17,037 No it isn't. That shit's entertaining. 228 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,458 Perhaps for enfants. 229 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,834 - Whatever, Roald. - Whatever, Katy. 230 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:25,086 - Whatever, Roald. - Whatever, Katy! 231 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,671 Hah! Last word. 232 00:08:26,671 --> 00:08:29,175 - Whatever, Roald. - What! 233 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,719 - Must be the butts, boys. - Gotta be the butts, boys. 234 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,556 You're early. 235 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:20,560 If you're not ten minutes early, you're late. 236 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,561 Look at this mutant, eh? 237 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:25,230 Appears to be overexerting himself. 238 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,775 - He's going places. - Literally or figuratively? 239 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,402 Both actually, I got him shipped up north to my cousin's team, 240 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:31,737 Senior Triple A, baby. 241 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,863 Well, that was nice of you. 242 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,574 - I owed him one. - What for? 243 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,950 He helped me win that 'ship with the Eagles. 244 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,244 Now, you hold on one bell pepper. What's his name? 245 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:41,162 - Shoresy. - I heard of that dude. 246 00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:42,580 Bit of a snake, isn't he? 247 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:44,166 Temporary glory is better than no glory. 248 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:47,753 - Honesty is the best policy. - Agh! Fuck you, dude. 249 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,046 Go sell bibles with that bullshit. 250 00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:51,589 Aren't bibles free? 251 00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:54,093 You are such a pageant bitch with your conduct. 252 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,594 Well, you know I like to set a good example 253 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:56,762 for young people, Tanis. 254 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,138 You're a fucking napkin. 255 00:09:58,138 --> 00:10:00,016 You drive safe then. 256 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,435 Yeah, I gotta go lie on top of this broad. 257 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,561 - I'll clean up. - Thanks, Boo. 258 00:10:06,062 --> 00:10:08,107 How late does he go? 259 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,151 'Til he can't anymore. 260 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,403 I like his work ethic. 261 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:15,113 If by the time I get to this door 262 00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:18,408 you haven't looked at my ass once... 263 00:10:18,408 --> 00:10:20,118 you've changed, man. 264 00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:22,120 You've fucking changed. 265 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,331 Fuckin' Samaritan. 266 00:10:49,397 --> 00:10:53,819 You two handed me in the ankle. Now you answer the bell. 267 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,655 Looks like you answered to Taco Bell, Frankie, 268 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,988 one too many times. 269 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:58,532 Why don't you save some for the rest of us, 270 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,993 you fucking garburator. 271 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,703 Hey, il est Jean-Jaques Fracois Jaques-Jean. 272 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,665 Eh, more like, John-Joke Francois Joke-John 273 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,708 fuckin' Jabba the Pizza Hut. 274 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,959 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Frankie. 275 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,878 I told 'em to put a bear trap over by the dumpster 276 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:14,172 to keep you from rummaging around in there. 277 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,675 Go back into the bush and eat some berries 278 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,843 like you're supposed to. - Tabarnak! 279 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,679 You're fucking Winnie the Pooh, bud, go put 280 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,180 some honey in your tummy. - Câlisse. 281 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,391 Jesus Christ, take Christopher Robin with you, 282 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,017 you fucking loser. - Sacrament! 283 00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,894 Go back to the fucking dessert bar, you fucking 284 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,604 Treatzza Pizza face. - Vidange! 285 00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:32,023 Jesus Christ, Frankie, you've eaten 20 boxes 286 00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:33,484 of apple fritters since I saw you last. 287 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,027 Mix in a cinnamon twist, you fuckin' sumo. 288 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:43,911 Hey, what's the matter, Frankie? Hey no secrets between besties. 289 00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:48,873 What did you just remember it's fucking 2-for-1 dip cones 290 00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:51,918 at DQ, you fucking hippo? 291 00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:54,921 Ah, oui, Frankie, continue comme ca. 292 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:59,093 Enjoy that 20 pack of 'chickie nuggles', you fucking loser! 293 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,229 How the fuck do we get VidVok famous? 294 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,982 - Don't shout at me, skid. - Please! 295 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,566 Don't shout at her, skid. 296 00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:18,738 I beseech you, express in words... 297 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,989 what are the kids into these days? 298 00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:23,075 - Are you funny? - Unintentionally. 299 00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:25,286 That's what I go to VidVok for, 300 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,954 a quick, mindless laugh. 301 00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:31,584 We require an alternate course of action. 302 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,711 Well, I go for the dancing. Youse know how to dance, so... 303 00:12:34,711 --> 00:12:37,547 do that and you'll be VidVok famous in a 'minnow'. 304 00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:41,594 We dance for the soul, not the spectacle! 305 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,470 Well, what are you good at? 306 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:45,598 Very little. 307 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,599 Geez, it's like pulling hens' teeth. 308 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,185 - Hens don't have teeth! - Holy fuck. 309 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:53,605 If we lack the adequacy to plug into an existing trend, 310 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,523 then we must forge our own. 311 00:12:55,648 --> 00:12:59,987 Good luck. VidVok's got nutsacks doing every damn thing. 312 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,700 Not... every damn thing. 313 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,786 What do you wanna do, Stewart? 314 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,998 The only thing that we are truly good at, Roald. 315 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,041 Stewart... 316 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:59,379 ♪ ...This, this, this, this, this, this, this ♪ 317 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:03,341 ♪ Do this... do this... do this forever ♪ 318 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:06,970 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 319 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:11,182 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 320 00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:14,811 ♪ Do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 321 00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:19,190 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 322 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:22,652 ♪ Do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 323 00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:27,074 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 324 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,411 ♪ Do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 325 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:35,206 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 326 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,599 ♪ Do this ♪ 327 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,608 ♪ Do this ♪ 328 00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:10,200 ♪ Do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 329 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,412 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 330 00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:18,166 ♪ Do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 331 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:21,628 ♪ Can do this, do this, do this forever ♪ 332 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:43,734 Yo. Can you teach Axe and Slash how to drive boni? 333 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,027 Uh? 334 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,903 Can you teach Axe and Slash how to drive boni?! 335 00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:48,321 - Zambo... - Please. 336 00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:50,740 - Which leg did you break? - I wish it was my leg. 337 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,618 I'm breaking my back banging this broad. 338 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,993 I gotta pass the buck here. 339 00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:56,330 - But it's your job. - But it's your job. 340 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,708 - What? You sound just like him. - I know. 341 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,084 She does sound quite a bit like me. 342 00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:03,128 - Fuck, more than a drill bit. - I'd do it for you. 343 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,089 I do believe you would. 344 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,968 - Thanks, Boo. - Enjoy yourself. 345 00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:15,516 He's gotta be done soon. 346 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,310 - Another 30 minutes at least. - What an animal. 347 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,439 Well! Youse ever drive truck? 348 00:16:37,912 --> 00:16:40,165 Brought three with you this time, eh, you fat fuck? 349 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,334 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Jesus Christ, Frank, 350 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,293 you've eaten so many honey glazed doughnuts, 351 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:45,878 you're starting to fucking look like one. 352 00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,339 - Hey! - They should call you 353 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,675 Jean-Jaques Fracois Jelly-Doughnut. 354 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,176 Tabarnak! 355 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,678 Fucking Jean-Jaques Fracois Extra Frosting Jaques-Jean. 356 00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:56,514 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - JJ Fritter JJ. 357 00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,015 Times up. 358 00:16:58,015 --> 00:17:00,394 Fucking finish chewing your honey cruller before 359 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,562 you speak, Frank. You're making a fucking fool of yourself. 360 00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:04,147 Do you not know what's ahead of you here? 361 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:08,819 Well, I know what's behind ya! 362 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,574 ♪ Don't need your... ♪ 363 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,870 ♪ I gotta live with you inside my mind ♪ 364 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:21,415 ♪ Inside! My mind! ♪ 365 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,710 ♪ And when I look, I don't need to beat you up ♪ 366 00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:30,214 ♪ I gotta live with you inside my mind ♪ 367 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:33,342 ♪ Inside! My mind! ♪ 368 00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:34,552 ♪ Inside! ♪ 369 00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:38,599 ♪ My mind... ♪ 370 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,562 - Alycat! Alycat! - What? 371 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:47,232 - You, uh, check VidVok lately? - For what? 372 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,734 Oh, I don't know. 373 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,526 - I don't know. Do you know? - Do you know? I don't know. 374 00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:52,987 Maybe a little Letterkenny collective called 2cock Chakur? 375 00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:55,407 - Just 2cock. - Roald, if they're looking 376 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,367 for it on the app it actually has to be 2cock Chakur. 377 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,118 I know, but if they're just saying it out loud, I feel- 378 00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:00,788 - 2cock Chakur? - Just 2cock. 379 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,246 - Banned. - Yeah, it's a band. 380 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:03,831 20,000 followers on SoundCloud. 381 00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,166 She means you're banned from VidVok. 382 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:06,585 - What? - What? 383 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,128 - You're banned, hon. - What? 384 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,297 "2cock Chakur is banned from VidVok for violating 385 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,926 "VidVok's policies and rules." Do anything illegal? 386 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,636 - Snooters. - Illegal. 387 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,137 Yeah, but they're recreational snooters. 388 00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:20,432 No matter, Reilly and Jonesy are blowing up on there. 389 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,935 Reilly and Jonesy... on VidVok! 390 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,520 For what? 391 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,188 Oh, we just went around town and did that thing with our butts. 392 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:28,314 Now, remind me again, which thing-- 393 00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:29,608 - Roald. - You know that thing, 394 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,109 where we yank our shorts up into our, uh... 395 00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,945 Should we just show him? - Yeah, buddy. 396 00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,989 Yeah. 397 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,573 Ready? - Yeah. 398 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,996 You got famous for that? 399 00:18:43,996 --> 00:18:45,374 Well yeah. 400 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,708 I mean, there's more to it than meets the eye, boys. 401 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,169 Yeah. Hired a cinematographer and a sound engineer, 402 00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:51,463 and we really got it finessed. 403 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,839 - Oh... - The cinematographer and 404 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:55,466 the sound engineer are technically the same person. 405 00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:57,468 - Skeleton crew, boys. - Yeah, 406 00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:58,887 he's just by billet brother, 407 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,764 but he went to Humber College, so he's got it dialled. 408 00:19:01,764 --> 00:19:03,224 - You wanna see? - Yeah! 409 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:04,685 - Roald. - Cool. 410 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,482 - Check it. - Number one. 411 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,819 ♪ Ah ♪ 412 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,904 ♪ Uh ♪ 413 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,531 ♪ Ah ♪ 414 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,992 ♪ I came for the love ♪ 415 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,875 And this is number two. 416 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,503 ♪ Ah ♪ 417 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,504 ♪ Uh ♪ 418 00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:35,174 ♪ Ah ♪ 419 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,468 ♪ I came for the love ♪ 420 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,600 And last, but not least, number three. 421 00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:48,227 See this one really shows our range, boys. 422 00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:51,689 ♪ Ah ♪ 423 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,692 ♪ Uh ♪ 424 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,359 ♪ Ah ♪ 425 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,571 ♪ I came for the love ♪ 426 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,537 This is a grotesquery. 427 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,872 I told you I'd do butt stuff for VidVok, but no. 428 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,291 Roald! 429 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,210 We learned there's a butt video for every season, boys. 430 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,419 It's a super seasonal concept, boys. 431 00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:16,924 In that it will be over soon. There's no longevity in this. 432 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,259 We beg to differ. Once they build up their VidVok audience 433 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,593 to say... - A milly. 434 00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:22,887 Once they build up their VidVok audience to a milly, 435 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:24,388 we'll get 'em going on Cameo. 436 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,766 Is your brother, sister, friend, friend's brother's brother 437 00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,894 or friend's brother's sister celebrating a birthday, 438 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,811 anniversary, graduation or brit milah? 439 00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:34,316 Congratulate them with a personalized shoutout from... 440 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,400 - He's Jonesy. - And he's Reilly. 441 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,486 And once we build their audience across all platforms, 442 00:20:38,486 --> 00:20:40,112 we'll get them going on OnlyFans. 443 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,281 Huge money on OnlyFans. 444 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,533 House buying money on OnlyFans. 445 00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:47,412 But please, by all means, keep hitting the pavement doing 446 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,456 whatever it is you were doing to get you banned from VidVok. 447 00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,333 Buying you those roller blades first though, buddy. 448 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,378 Ooh! Should we got for a quick blade right now, buddy? 449 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,630 Good idea. They can do a video in their roller blades. 450 00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,131 Brilliant! 451 00:20:59,131 --> 00:21:01,051 - Stewart? - Roald. 452 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,426 Not all is lost. 453 00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:04,553 We could still show them the ones we had banked 454 00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:05,597 for our rollout. 455 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:09,268 No, no one's impressed, Roald. 456 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,482 You impressed me. 457 00:21:16,649 --> 00:21:19,110 We did? I mean. 458 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,196 I did? - Stewart? 459 00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:23,572 - You did. - Wondrous. 460 00:21:23,572 --> 00:21:27,368 With the stupidest, most recklessly irresponsible, 461 00:21:27,493 --> 00:21:31,205 gnarly-ass shit you two have thought of by fuckin' far. 462 00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:32,499 Go on. 463 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,501 We've got enough kids with problems in this town. 464 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,962 What do you think they'd do if they saw you guys doing that? 465 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,630 - Follow us. - Monkey see, monkey do. 466 00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:41,590 Come here. 467 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:43,010 You come here. 468 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,177 Come... here. 469 00:21:45,177 --> 00:21:46,972 You come-- 470 00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:54,021 It's not worth it, Stewart. Not worth it. 471 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,151 - How're you know? - Good, and you? 472 00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:01,360 Not so bad. 473 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,696 Look at this. 474 00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:07,158 ♪ Ah ♪ 475 00:22:07,158 --> 00:22:09,160 ♪ Uh ♪ 476 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,829 ♪ Ah ♪ 477 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,497 ♪ I came for the love ♪ 478 00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:20,839 Outstanding. 479 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,381 It's your last night, Boo. 480 00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:25,217 - Why? - He's out. Leaving town. 481 00:22:25,217 --> 00:22:29,013 - Heading up north? - Why? You gonna miss him? 482 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:30,349 I like his work ethic. 483 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,059 Thank you for all your help. 484 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,185 I can handle it now that I don't have to stick around 485 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:35,771 and watch him skate until he pukes. 486 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,398 - But it's your job. - But it's your job. 487 00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:43,695 - Well. - Later. 488 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,030 All right. 489 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:49,408 ♪ I might step out of my life ♪ 490 00:22:49,408 --> 00:22:52,913 ♪ I see no reason why ♪ 491 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:57,541 ♪ I might continue ♪ 492 00:22:57,541 --> 00:23:02,089 ♪ I have this dream that keeps coming back for me ♪ 493 00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:05,926 ♪ On a sunny summer day ♪ 494 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:09,471 ♪ Humanity's erased ♪ 495 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,389 ♪ There we lay in the park... ♪ 496 00:23:12,389 --> 00:23:15,226 Good luck up north. 497 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:17,896 ♪ The sky begins to spin ♪ 498 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,566 ♪ The world gets sucked right into a bubble ♪ 499 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,529 ♪ I might step out of my life ♪ 500 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:29,573 ♪ I see no reason why ♪ 501 00:23:29,573 --> 00:23:33,494 ♪ I might continue ♪ 502 00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:38,375 ♪ I might step into the light ♪ 503 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,253 ♪ I see no reason why ♪ 504 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:45,506 ♪ I might continue ♪ 505 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,826 ♪ I might step out of my life ♪ 506 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,663 ♪ I see no reason why... ♪ 38154

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