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You were having
a wee bit of a spats
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with your pal the other day.
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- You did it on purpose.
- No I never.
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- You did it on purpose!
- No I never!
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- You did it on purpose!
- No I nevers!
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- How're ya now.
- Can't you see
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- we're having a spat?
- That's a Texas-sized 10-4.
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Well, don't you feels compelled
to gets between us and whatnots?
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Well, people are allowed to
disagree and what have you.
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Well yeah, but usually when
we're having a spat
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- you intervene and all that.
- Where's that got me and such?
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Could you at least ask us what
the problems is?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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'Kay.
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What's the problem?
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- Katy's big tarts.
- What's that?
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Oh, I just love Katy's baked
tarts.
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Youse, uh... trying to provoke
me here?
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They're perfect.
Katy's got perfect tarts.
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I feel like youse know full well
what youse are doing.
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- I just love those tarts.
- So I've gathered.
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Mercy, those big, soft tarts
of hers.
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- So we crushed a tub of 'em.
- Did youse eat a whole tub?
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Well okay, there was two tubs,
and so we only crushed
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one of the tubs, so there's
still a tub left.
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There was fucking 19 to a tub.
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Neither of us is prouds about
eatins a whole tub.
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Well, I didn't see an empty tub
on the counter.
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Well, that's because we washed
and dried and put away the tub
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so that you wouldn't've seen
that we ate the tub.
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- Sneaky as the Dickens.
- So we get to the bottom
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of the tub and there's one left,
so we decide to split it.
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So Dan's gonna take a bite and
then hand me the other half.
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It's good of you to give him
the dividing bite.
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Well, that's what I thought it
was, too.
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I expressed my appreciations on
receivings the dividing bites.
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And then he ate the whole thing!
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- You did not.
- It was on accident!
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- He did.
- You did not do that to Darry.
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- It was on accident!
- Yes he did do that to Darry!
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It was on accidents, Darrys!
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How do you accidentally eat a
full tart when
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you previously agreed to go
halves on the tart?
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- I'm gonna say!
- Well you can get saying!
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- Go on and say it!
- I'm gonna say!
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- Well you can get saying!
- Go on and say it!
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I'm gonna day, Darrys!
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So...
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Katy's got those
big old tarts.
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- Come off it.
- I mean, Lord, I'd have one
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of them tarts down my gullet all
hours of the day if I could.
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Ah, I'm just dreaming of Katy's
big ol' tarts in my hands.
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Move... fuckin' onwards.
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So I goes to takes the dividing
bites of the tarts,
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and the other half of the tart
just crumbles
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right theres in my hands!
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- That'll happen.
- So it's either let
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the crumbled half just fall
right there on the floor
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or I just hoover up
the other halfs!
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You know I eat stuff off
the floor!
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You know that I eat stuff
off the floor!
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Darry's always eating thing off
the floor.
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He's right! I'm always eating
things up off the floor!
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Surprised he isn't eating
something off the floor
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right now.
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It's not my fault the tarts
crumbled.
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- Tarts crumbles all the time.
- Almost every day.
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I mean, I was just as surprised
as everyone,
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'cause you know that Katy's
tarts are usually so very firm.
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You coulda' put the tub
underneath it to catch the tart!
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We'd already washed and dried
and put away the tub, Darry!
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Sneaky as the Dickens!
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That doesn't change that I still
eat things off the floor!
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I always eat things off
the floor,
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and I'm never backing down
from that. Never!
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Hey, gents.
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Where's this end?
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Does anyone want the other half
of this?
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I believes my good buddy
Darry's woulds.
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Hey, thanks, good buddy,
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It's just too much.
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Why are my tarts so big?
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DAN/DARRY: Makes them perfect
for sharings with a pal.
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Come off it!
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Schmellies. If he needs a hand,
I'm happy to lend one.
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Just as long as his daughters
aren't there.
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What, you got something against
daughters, Darry?
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Well, just those daughters in
particular.
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Ain't much wrong with
the sisters though, eh?
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Hello unto ye.
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He's a bit spooked
this glorious day.
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Best I stroke this big Dyck 'til
he calms once. There.
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Almost there. There.
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What a miraculous day the Lord
hath made.
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Let us be glad and rejoice for
he is inside all of us.
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Noah, how are you now?
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"Noah" worse off than the next
guy, I suppose.
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Daniel!
- I haven't seen ye in--
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The age of dog once, yep.
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- Darryl.
- What can we do for you?
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Wayne, your community has always
used us right. Hopefully--
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You feel as though
we've used you right.
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- Once.
- You said it at least twice.
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- Twice once?
- Eh, at least twice.
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- Least twice once?
- Twice or more.
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- Not once or twice once?
- At least twice.
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- Twice or more once.
- Can confirm.
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Wayne, you've been a great
friend unto me
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for many years now.
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- Okay.
- For banging the boxes
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summer last, I feel the great
need deep within me
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to repay you
for the kindnesses shown,
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the very best way I know how.
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- Oh, here we go.
- Well, how's that?
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- With a sausage party!
- Wait, first a box hammer,
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- and now...
- A which?
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- A sausage party.
- Well, he must mean literally.
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I've spent the majority of mine
adult life
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stuffing my meat into casings.
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It's thrilling work, rewarding
and exhausting,
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yet I won't rest until my
sausage has touched
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the back of your throats.
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- Well, I do's loves sausages.
- Me too.
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Like, I love it so much.
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I'd feel a bit better if we
could bring a date.
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Ah, I'm afraid there's only one
rule at a sausage party.
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No women allowed.
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Okay, so he meant literally
as well as figuratively.
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Are your daughters
going to be around?
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Not today. They're having
a party with mine wife
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- in our very own kitchen.
- That's a good thing.
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Besides, a sausage party is
a good chance for men to blow...
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off a little steam.
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I'm not sure we can make it,
Noah.
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Darryl, you silly gosling!
I haven't even said when it is!
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- Right. Shoot.
- It's today!
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- We'll be there.
- I love sausages.
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Me too. Like, it's so god.
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What goes on at a sausage party?
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Well, Darryl, it sounds like
it's a party
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where guys eats a lot of
sausages.
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Like, literally,
a sausages party.
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But also it's a dudes-only
party,
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so figuratively it's a sausages
party as well.
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Daniel, I must confess,
you are testing the limits
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of my one-room schoolhouse
education
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with all those fancy words.
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I know that Mennonites aren't
exactly known for having
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a wagon-load of grey matter.
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But fuck can they run...
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Still, I do wish I could give
mine children great brain.
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Alas, it's of no matter.
So what sayeth ye?
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I won't take "Noah"
for an answer.
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- So no daughters?
- No, not on this day.
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- What about sisters?
- Daniel, time will tell.
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By the looks of the sun,
it's fast approaching noon.
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- It's 3 pm.
- I'd best get home to prepare.
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It's as much for your benefit
as mine.
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For ye haven't truly lived
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until you've had Dyck meat
in your mouth.
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- Bugs and Daffy.
- Stewart!
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The fuck are you vampires
doing here?
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This is where we get...
dirty.
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What are you doing here?
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The supplement store...
is that way.
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I didn't know Letterkenny had
a supplement store.
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Where?
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Yeah, uh... you know the bridge
by the Kinsmen pool
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- that goes over top of the dam?
- Yeah.
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Oh, just walk halfway across it
and jump off.
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Stewart!
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I never noticed a supplement
store there, buddy.
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- Let's look on our way back.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna buy the Dynamic
Stimulant free core
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- slimming complex.
- Nice.
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I'm out of my Nexo Bionic extra
strength
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advanced multi-probiotic.
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- Bet you they have it.
- I hope so.
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- On your way back where?
- Play Chel.
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- My crib's around the corner.
- Your mom's crib--
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Roald!
You wanna rip some Chel?
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Roll up.
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- Sure. Yeah.
- Cool.
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But yo, let's actually stop by
that suppy store
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on the way home.
I'm out of my amino nitrate
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sodium bicarbonate beta alanine
creatine with BCAAs.
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Sick! I'm out of my amino acid
up and recovery
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3-in-1 macro tracking exogenic
ketones.
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- Bet you they have it.
- I hope so!
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Don't forget you
Flintstone vitamins.
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- Wilma's my favourite flavour!
- I prefer Fred.
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Noted.
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Sausage seekers! Ye came!
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Well, it woulda been rudes
not to.
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- Half rude.
- You don't wanna be half rude.
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I wasn't half rude.
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Well, not coming would be whole
rude.
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Well, in which case,
I'd rather be half rude.
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- You never wanna be half rude.
- Well, I wasn't half rude.
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Good. 'Cause you don't wanna
be half rude.
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I must confess, my first batch
of sausages did not turn out
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to the usual Dyck standards.
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Shameful, but I blew a load
right here in the yard.
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Luckily mine daughters were here
to clean it up
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and even eat what could be
salvaged.
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What a treat it was to watch my
own children enjoy my load,
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despite its premature
completion.
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Even the dog wandered over and
began to suck up the excess--
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Good enough!
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Praise be, this next batch will
remain firmly in my hands.
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Breathe deeply.
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For the air is thick with
the sweet scent of Dyck meat.
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Come! Let us gather by the fire
and devour endless sausages
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with our mouths together
as men.
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I don't care how gross
you makes it sound.
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Leads me to that meats.
Is Lavinas on the properties?
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Time will soon tell, Daniel.
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By the looks of the sun, why,
it's almost afternoon.
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- It's evening.
- Trust.
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My sausages will remove all
thoughts of women.
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I care how gross
he makes it sound.
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What'd I tell you about being
half rude?
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- Well, I wasn't half rude.
- You don't wanna be half rude.
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Well, I wasn't half rude.
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Hey, what's your favourite
football movie?
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- Rudy.
- Is it really?
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I would've thought you said
Varsity Blues.
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You fucker!
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- Spellbinding!
- Hot.
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Breathtaking.
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I'm gonna come on my coveralls,
Stewart!
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Have you ever seen such
primitive emotion?
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Primal.
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I think it's called
"toxic masculinity."
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Oh, gonna fucking gack me up
with it.
237
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,306
Gack all over me with it.
238
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,854
This isn't fair, buddy!
239
00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,815
You had home ice advantage, bro!
240
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,359
We're taking the Chel station
back to our billet mom's,
241
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:56,321
- and you can play us there!
- On our home ice this time!
242
00:10:56,446 --> 00:10:59,407
- Let's go, Reilly!
- Let's go, Jonesy!
243
00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:01,076
Fuck!
244
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,999
Did they just invite us over?
245
00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,878
I'm glad they had fun.
246
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,300
Before our sausage party begins,
let us take a moment
247
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,844
to thank the good Lord for this
"meat-up".
248
00:11:19,844 --> 00:11:21,555
Join hands.
249
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:25,309
I'll links for links.
250
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,978
Lord, we thank ye for
the beautiful bounty
251
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,690
ye hath bestowed on us this
glorious day.
252
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,026
Bless this meal as to thy
service and forgive us our sins.
253
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:38,071
We pray this for Jesus' sake.
Amen.
254
00:11:38,071 --> 00:11:39,989
That wasn't so bad.
255
00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:43,411
Okay, now... pork.
256
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,370
The aroma doth make
the mouth water.
257
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:47,373
You wanna know what,
it really does.
258
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,376
Kinda reminds me of the Kinsmen
barbeque from last year.
259
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,421
Yeah.
You got MVG.
260
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,214
- Yeah.
- Most Valuable Griller.
261
00:11:56,339 --> 00:11:58,926
Ah, put it on a t-shirt for me,
thought that was pretty neat.
262
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,719
Wayne, for mercy's sake,
at least give me a chance
263
00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:03,305
to beat your meat.
264
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,056
'Kay.
265
00:12:05,181 --> 00:12:07,225
Well, that's a relief.
Some help serving?
266
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,519
- It'd be my pleasures.
- I always say,
267
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:11,814
there's only two things a man
needs in life.
268
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,151
Sausage and spit.
Why, I tell that to young people
269
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,402
every opportunity I get.
270
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:22,115
Daniel, my wife constructed
a smoker for us.
271
00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:25,326
Won't ye do me the honours of
parting her meat curtains?
272
00:12:30,373 --> 00:12:32,542
Oh...
273
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:44,262
You tricked the cards!
Tricked the cards!
274
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:45,931
- Ex-squeeze me?
- You tricked the cards!
275
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,184
- You tricked the cards!
- You mean, like,
276
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,643
- "stacked the deck?"
- He admits it! He admits it!
277
00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:53,480
You downloaded some funky
dark web shit onto your system
278
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,898
and that's why you dummied us!
279
00:12:54,898 --> 00:12:56,941
You speed-bagged us, boys!
280
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,944
You fucking... rigged all this!
281
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,945
- How dare you?
- Stewart.
282
00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:04,240
How dare you accuse us of using
the... dark web
283
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,910
to gain a gaming
competitive edge!
284
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,786
That is a one-way ticket
to Chel Hell. I'm Chelling you.
285
00:13:08,786 --> 00:13:10,830
Have you guys been drinking
Chel-o shooters?
286
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,123
How dare you.
287
00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:13,751
'Cause you're acting like a
bunch of children.
288
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,127
How dare you!
289
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,463
It's one bombshell after another
in this rumpus room!
290
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,840
Let me give it to you in
a nut-Chel.
291
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,676
We are through walking on
egg-Chels with the two of you.
292
00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:26,095
Perhaps you pick up some
beta blockers
293
00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:28,724
- at the supplement store.
- Yeah, take a Chel pill.
294
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,682
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
295
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:30,810
Just don't forget where it is.
296
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,978
Just walk halfway across
the bridge,
297
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,523
overtop of the dam,
and jump off!
298
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:39,944
- Let's go, Roald.
- Yeah, let's go, Roald.
299
00:13:41,402 --> 00:13:42,695
Thank you.
300
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,290
- Huh?
- Huh?
301
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,671
First let's start with
the wurst.
302
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,257
Oh, I gots a thirst for wurst.
303
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,218
I've been known to show
a kielbasa who's boss-ah.
304
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,181
Charcuterie-style mettwurst.
305
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,392
Soft, moist,
melts in the mouth once.
306
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,892
You don't have to tell me twice.
307
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,700
Bratwurst. Coarse, juicy.
308
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,450
Made from pork.
309
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:32,036
Pork, you say?
Excuse me's for pigging outs.
310
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,386
Knackwurst.
311
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,431
Pork and garlic,
often highly seasoned.
312
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,432
Well, never so bad
it couldn't be wurst.
313
00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:07,573
Weisswurst.
314
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,742
These... wurst...
315
00:15:13,536 --> 00:15:16,540
Hey, Noah, which sausage makes
the funniest sounds?
316
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,959
Why, I don't know, Daniel.
317
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,585
Frankfarters.
318
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,341
Uh-oh! This one looks like
a franksquirter.
319
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,650
- Stewart.
- Mary-Kate.
320
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,317
- Roald.
- Ashley.
321
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:47,528
Um, this is your Chel station
from when we booked it
322
00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:49,031
out of your house earlier.
323
00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:53,826
Um, this is your Chel
station from when
324
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:55,704
we booked it out of your house
earlier.
325
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:02,168
- Get over here!
- Whoop!
326
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:06,006
Um, anyway, you were right to
'chel' us off earlier.
327
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,800
Oh?
328
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,426
Yeah, we... we deserved it, boys.
329
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:12,137
Guess we thought we were
better at that game
330
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,430
than we actually are.
331
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,724
You are no
Alexander Graham Chel.
332
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,725
Do you know who that is?
333
00:16:17,725 --> 00:16:19,686
I don't know who that is.
334
00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:22,605
We don't know who that is,
but I dunno,
335
00:16:22,605 --> 00:16:26,276
we just wanted to say something
like... sorry.
336
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,821
- Yeah, like, we regret it.
- Why?
337
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:32,324
You gotta be able to take
the losses with the wins, boys.
338
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,951
It doesn't matter if it's Chel
or the National League, boys.
339
00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:37,662
Playoff mentality: don't get too
high, don't get too low.
340
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,748
- Too high.
- Too high!
341
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,751
Gotta approach life with
a playoff mentality, boys.
342
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,836
- So...
- Later.
343
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:47,171
Later.
344
00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:48,756
- Stewart!
- Yo!
345
00:16:51,592 --> 00:16:52,927
Where you heading?
346
00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:55,138
We were gonna go check out that
new supplement store
347
00:16:55,138 --> 00:16:56,557
you were telling us about
348
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,391
I don't know what to do.
349
00:16:58,391 --> 00:17:00,394
I don't know what to do either.
350
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,022
You guys, uh, ever play FIF'.
351
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,358
You ever, uh, FIF-it?
352
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,235
Yeah, I've sampled
the FIF' brisket.
353
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:11,571
- FIF-ing it real?
- Commander in FIF.
354
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:14,157
Two things we do not
joke around about.
355
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:17,034
Schneef and FIF'.
356
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:20,039
Let's say we turn over a new
FIF'.
357
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,790
- Shotty Brazil!
- We'll go check out
358
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,416
that supplement store another
time, buddy.
359
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,002
Supplement store is going
nowhere, bro!
360
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,212
Ninja dust!
361
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,393
Delicious.
362
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,977
That's not so bad, is it, Darry?
363
00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:45,230
Key to the day was
the daughters away.
364
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,232
I wouldn't've minded seeing
the sisters, though.
365
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,360
Oh, pardon me, brethren.
366
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,364
I just had
my funny bone jerked.
367
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,909
Not sure I've had my bone jerked
quite that hard before.
368
00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:00,412
- But in speaking of daughters--
- No.
369
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,289
- And of sisters...
- Yes.
370
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,291
- It's time... to come inside.
- Why?
371
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,504
Well, that's where the Dyck
suckers are.
372
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:12,925
I don't want to go in there.
373
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,551
Well, fine, I'll bring them
out here.
374
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:18,137
Charity Dyck! Chastity Dyck!
Anita Dyck!
375
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,641
Ah, my little Dyck suckers.
376
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:26,522
Charity is leading Bible study
today but she sends her regards.
377
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,856
Darryl.
378
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,697
Sweetest, stickiest treat
a man could ever eat.
379
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,244
Our sap runneth over.
380
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,955
- Daniel.
- Lavinas.
381
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,331
Judging by the sun, it's just
past suppertime.
382
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:47,166
- This is correct.
- Dessert?
383
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,128
Please and thank yous.
384
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,295
Can I interest any of yous in
some Dyck milk?
385
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,173
No thank you.
386
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,135
Don't be shy. We have an awful
lot of it.
387
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,262
In fact, enough to make a long
hot summer of Dyck cheese.
388
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:11,191
Oh, I do love your Dyck cheese.
389
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:52,232
♪ With the dawn, this light
moving over your eyes ♪
390
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:56,820
♪ Life is something you... ♪
391
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:01,116
♪ ...Up in the sky
drifting body... ♪
392
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,535
♪ ...Dancing ♪
393
00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:06,245
♪ No escape in sight... ♪
394
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,291
♪ And we'll all come down ♪
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