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Your pal says he takes a magic
pill that gives him
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an extra two inches off the tee,
and buddy,
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that's more suspect
than my hairline.
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Turns out she said "celibate"
and not "selling it",
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so you lost a couple teeth but
you got to keep your 20 bucks.
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You put that magic pill in with
your pal's vitamins
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and that isn't even the first
time he was rock hard
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at the Santa Claus Parade.
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Folks on the news can't keep
telling me how bad gaslighting
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is without showing me at least
one blue angel,
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like, I'll
be the judge there.
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You know two things
for damn sure,
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and that's life is a highway
and Twitter is a cult.
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You and your sweetie aren't
Facebook official anymore,
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because she says she wants a man
who will spoil her.
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Must've forgotten that hotel
room in Niagara Falls
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with a fucking heart-shaped
hot tub in it.
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Your steak came out just a wee
bit too well done,
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had you shaking the entire
fucking four-top
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trying to cut through
the cocksucker.
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Your gal decided to get her
first IUD
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after you got
your third DUI.
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Your pal got a piece of gum
stuck between his butt cheeks
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one time, and
isn't that curious?
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They say that sex sells,
but it must be sold out
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'cause I can't find
a lick of it on Kijiji.
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You stopped going to church,
'cause like,
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well it's just a wee bit too hot
in there, but...
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you can pray for a new Shania
Twain album from home.
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You got a pal that likes to air
his dirty laundry,
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and there's no telling how many
people heard him say
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he's got the clap, but they
didn't need to shut down
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the water park
the whole fucking day.
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You heard people saying
the Dos Equis guy
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is supposed to be the most
interesting man on Earth,
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but most interesting woman for
sure goes
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to the Asian Zamboni driver who
just beat you at horseshoes
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and loves Insane Clown Posse.
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Bret the Hitman Hart is a
Canadian icon,
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so you had to put your little
cousint' in a sharp shooter
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for calling him
"Bret the Hitman Fart".
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There's a new dentist in town
that does teeth whitening,
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so now you've got the awkward
task of telling
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one or two pals their teeth
are yellow as duck feet.
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Your one buddy who ruins the
bathroom at every house party
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he's at is the same buddy that
looks down on you
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for pissing outside.
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You had your first prostate exam
the other day,
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which is no picnic, but even
that's better
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than being asked
if you're "pissy".
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Your friend Sean Amsing still
ain't getting the glory
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he deserves for calling
his Halloween party
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Premature
Ejacu-lantern.
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Gals who tuck their phones into
their bras on the dance floor
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cannot be knocked out.
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But gals who take their shoes
off on the dance floor
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will try.
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Previously on
Letterkenny...
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Connor. Darien.
Quick the banner.
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2cock Chakur?
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They just call
us 2cock.
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- Tassie.
- Cassie.
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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.
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I'm sick of
these dudes already.
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It's like
the shotguns are cocks.
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- Let's go then.
- Let's do this.
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"NDN NRG"?
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Your logo looks just Bit & Bites
like the BROdude logo.
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No.
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Tastes the same too.
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Did you come to sue
the mukluks off me?
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How about I read some
Ancestry.com results instead?
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Your rez's rules state
that in order to play
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for the Native team,
you must be Native.
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Reilly, Jones and Shore,
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the DNA submitted for all three
of them was the same.
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The directions said to spit
in a cup and send it in.
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So we spit in the cup
like the directions said.
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- Who sent it in?
- Shoresy!
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Fucking Pokémons,
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gotta catch 'em all,
you piece of shit.
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I must revoke the Kerry County
Eagles championship status.
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No!
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That cup belonged to
the Three River Lakers.
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Fucking Three Rivers.
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- Katy, I have a new boyfriend.
- Oh?
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I wanted you
to hear it from me.
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'Kay.
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So, like, what would you say
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is the best donny
you've ever had, boys?
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- Like the best Donnie Wahlberg.
- Like, the best Donny Osmond.
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Like the best brook
you've ever donnied.
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Like the best Jungle Brook.
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When Dierks came back
to Letterkenny.
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- Boughts and paids fors.
- Heard about that.
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You are the king of sucker.
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That's high praise coming
from you, bud.
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Thinks we all gots in
a suckers on that ones.
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Oh, I got in a good sucker.
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But you are
the king of sucker.
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Fucking him or me.
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I'd sucker you in your sleep, boys.
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Eat, sleep, sucker, boys.
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But you are the king of sucker.
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Put a fucking shirt on.
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- Well, how do you do it?
- Same way you do it.
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Well, you do it more
than I do it.
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Wanna just fuckin' whip our
dicks out here or...
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You never sucker a guy in
a one-on-one.
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That's dishonourable.
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Well, unless he previously
suckered me first, eh,
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you fuckin'
nut-tugger.
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In a one-on-one, you wanna
follow the steps.
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What, like square off, scrap.
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Well, square off,
scrap, shake hands.
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Square off,
scrap, maybe shake hands.
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Nah, square off, scrap, shake
hands, maybes haves a beers.
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Ideally you're having a beer.
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- Yeah that'd be most desirable.
- Y'know, in a perfect world.
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There's no perfect world in
a brawl though, boys.
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Yeah, hundy p, no rules
in a big donny-b, boys.
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No rules ever for the king
of sucker.
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You better settle
down over there
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or I'm gonna come talk to ya.
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Well, even numbers in a brawl
is technically one-on-one.
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- Fuck, look at you JB!
- What's next, long division?
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Fucking Roman
numerals over here.
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He'll be multiplying fractions
in no time.
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Hey, what's the co-efficient
of X, ya fuckin' walnut?
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King of suckers.
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Look, I'd already suckered
him once.
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Yeah, you suckered him a
while back there, good buddy.
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So, it's his own fault
he didn't learn
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from the first sucker.
- Fools me once.
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At a certain point it's his own
responsibility
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he got himself suckered again,
isn't it?
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Now, if you ever hit me and
I find out about it.
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Eat, sleep,
sucker, boys.
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What's this about
a sucker?
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Story time, Dickskin.
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Dickens.
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Everybody, out! Go!
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You too, get out. Quicker.
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What do you think this is,
a parade?
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Get out of my bar now!
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You too, get out of my bar!
Go right now!
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You in the curly hair...
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...All of you,
take your hat and go!
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Come on, come on, come on!
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- Buddy?
- Hey, buddy.
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- Think we got a problem, buddy.
- I know, buddy.
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Just lost a 'ship.
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No, I know, buddy, but I think
we might've--
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I think we might've lost Cassie
and Tassie too.
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Tassie!
- Cassie!
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Yeah, buddy, either we finally
called them
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by their right names,
or they're not here.
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- Let's fan out.
- Go north-south.
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Neutral zone trap?
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- Let's get it.
- Let's get it.
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- Tassie!
- Cassie!
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You sure about this, Auntie?
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Yeah...
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She looks pretty
shysty, Auntie.
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Yeah.
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She's pretty sexy though,
Auntie.
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Yeah.
Yeah. I'm sure about this.
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Eh!
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Let's talk.
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Pretty fuckin' cool.
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Dierks'd still be a fight
on-sight, eh, good buddy?
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No need.
Fuckin' douchebag.
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Wants currently outweighs
needs, Miss Katys.
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Hi, big cutes.
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You got big balls coming
back here.
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I got big everything
down there.
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Hence the nickname
"Long-Dick Dierks".
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You thinks anyone's
happy to see youse?
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Judging by your tone, no.
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Which is very concerning,
very concerning,
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very complexing.
- Then beat it.
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie,
you and me, I would not...
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oppose ye.
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Hey, where's big Dad?
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Okay, his friends are
still cross.
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Very predictable, very
predictable, very prophesized.
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I told them they don't
need to.
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Wants is still outweighing
needs, Miss Katys.
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I'm not as dumb as you look,
my favourite of the guys,
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for your very,
very kind eyes.
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Long-Dick Dierks
comes prepared.
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Very prepared, very processed,
very primed.
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- You said it wouldn't get ugly.
- He says a lot of things.
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- She's right, baby boo.
- Oh, is she?
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If you want to date a bad boy,
you can't be upset
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when he does bad boy things.
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You remember my, uh,
cousint' I'm sure.
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Of course, Dierks,
I'm unforgettable.
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Appreciate the accompaniment,
Elmo.
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- Elmo?
- It's actually Elmo-Adrianus,
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two first names, hyphenated.
It's Dutch.
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- You look Dutch.
- We're all Dutch.
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This is
Aldert-Kristoffel,
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and Vas-Bram-Ambroos.
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Which is actually three
hyphenated first names.
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So, you all have two hyphenated
first names?
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Two to three, yeah.
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It's pretty common in our
area of Dutch Michigan.
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But just one last name.
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Last name is common only
hyphenated as well.
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- In Dutch Michigan.
- Yes.
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To carry on the legacies of
both the "moeder en vader".
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- What are your last names?
- We all have the same
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last name,
we're cousints'.
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- That being?
- Rensburg-van Koeverden.
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- Look at you.
- Enough talk.
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Let's go, right now. Ain't
doing what we did last time.
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And what-- what was that?
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- Oh-ho, you know.
- Don't thinks we do.
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- Oh, I know you do.
- Is it kick your ass?
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- The other thing!
- Eat?
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No, no, the thing we did between
those two things
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when you were-- eh, fuck!
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- Easy, easy.
- I'm alright.
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I'm not getting sucked into
your syrup-eatin' games again.
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- Really?
- Really, bro.
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Ain't here for that cute
back-and-forth bullshit
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you canucks
love so much, eh?
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- For real.
- The realist.
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- You sure?
- I'm positive, brah.
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Sounds like you've made up
your mind.
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Oh good, you can hear.
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Already kinda
doing it, though.
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Believe me,
bro, I'm not.
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Do you not realize it's
happenings right nows?
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Not in a million years, amigo,
not on my watch.
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What would you call what's
currently taking place?
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Some bacon-makers about to get
their butts beat. Yeah!
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What's your name again?
240
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,426
Elmo-Adrianus Rensburg-
van Koeverden, bitch!
241
00:09:13,426 --> 00:09:15,429
- Who are you?
- Squirrely Dan.
242
00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,556
That's a stupid name.
243
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,889
So you're saying you
don't wanna talk.
244
00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:20,560
- No talk, all action.
- And here we are talkings.
245
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,310
- Uh, no we're not.
- But here we are though.
246
00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:25,439
- Nah. Not happenin', padre.
- But it is happenin' right now.
247
00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:28,734
Hey, I'm the guy who tells you
what's happening right now,
248
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,403
paisano.
- Right, talkin'.
249
00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:32,988
- Uh-uh.
- Then stop talking.
250
00:09:32,988 --> 00:09:37,243
No way, Jose. We're gonna keep--
no, wait, okay, fuck!
251
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,704
- Lock it up.
- Yammer.
252
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:43,416
All right, the talkin' ends now
and the fighting begins.
253
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,960
Okay.
Just one more quick sec.
254
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,796
For what?
255
00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:56,177
♪ You better stop, yeah ♪
256
00:09:56,177 --> 00:10:01,684
♪ Dogging me around ♪
257
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:12,027
♪ If you don't stop,
yeah ♪
258
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:17,700
♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪
259
00:10:22,537 --> 00:10:27,417
♪ Cause, I can't take it ♪
260
00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:30,086
♪ Much longer ♪
261
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,924
♪ My heart's
getting weak ♪
262
00:10:35,008 --> 00:10:37,762
♪ It's not getting
any stronger ♪
263
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,098
♪ You keep me so upset ♪
264
00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:44,768
♪ My head's
in a whirl ♪
265
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:50,273
♪ But if you wanna
be my girl ♪
266
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:56,530
♪ You'd better stop, yeah ♪
267
00:10:56,530 --> 00:11:01,786
♪ Doggin' me around ♪
268
00:11:07,248 --> 00:11:11,796
♪ Cause if you don't stop,
yeah, ♪
269
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:18,219
♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪
270
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,267
- Dirty sucker.
- That's redundant.
271
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,561
As I recall, the story involved
two suckers from Wayne.
272
00:11:28,561 --> 00:11:30,147
Well, look at you,
can't count to two.
273
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,942
- One, two, fuck you.
- Well, three, four...
274
00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:36,277
- Fuck you more?
- Put a fuckin' shirt on.
275
00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:37,988
You ought to take JB's math
class, Tyson.
276
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,199
Hey, how high can you
counts, JBs?
277
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,575
I'm too--
too high to count.
278
00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:44,078
JB, real quick,
five plus five.
279
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,745
We're all these fellas
bigger than you?
280
00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:46,747
'Pert nears.
281
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,956
Just painting a mental picture.
282
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,333
Yeah, 'pert near mostly.
283
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,292
'Pert near no one was bigger
than joint boy, though.
284
00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,586
Yeah, 'pert near only a few were
bigger than Tyson too.
285
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,297
Any reservations about beating
on someone smaller than you?
286
00:11:56,297 --> 00:11:58,633
Well, if there was, how would
you ever be in a scrap?
287
00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:01,011
Yahtzee.
288
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,974
♪ You better stop, yeah ♪
289
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:10,146
♪ Dogging me around ♪
290
00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:18,988
♪ If you don't stop,
I ♪
291
00:12:21,114 --> 00:12:25,368
♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪
292
00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:33,042
♪ Yes, put you down ♪
293
00:12:35,128 --> 00:12:38,883
♪ I don't wanna do it,
but I'll have to ♪
294
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,761
♪ Put you down ♪
295
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,305
- King of the suckers.
- King of the suckers.
296
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,056
That still wasn't the biggest
story of the night.
297
00:12:47,056 --> 00:12:50,978
Youse ever get that sorted?
298
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,647
- They smoke-bombed us, buddy.
- Ninja dusted, bro.
299
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,652
- Cassie.
- Tassie.
300
00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:01,488
- I'm Cassie.
- I'm Tassie.
301
00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:02,907
Give your balls a tug.
302
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,742
Shoresy?
303
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,786
You lost a 'ship and you stole
our sweeties?
304
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,370
Your sweeties hopped
into my truck
305
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,456
like a couple of homeless
derelicts jumping a train.
306
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:13,501
I'm supposed to be honey-dicking
your moms right now,
307
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,792
you fucking losers.
308
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,421
What happened to Ancestry.com?
What did you do?
309
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,007
A broad-ski I used to wheel in
Junior works there now.
310
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,383
She told me your tests came
back white as snow,
311
00:13:22,383 --> 00:13:23,886
so I gave her my DNA.
312
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,555
- So, you spit in our cups?
- No, I fucked her.
313
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,264
Oh, that DNA.
314
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,684
A Native I'm wheeling spit in
your cups.
315
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,685
But-- Why?
316
00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:34,479
- You gotta get that W, boys.
- But...
317
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:37,858
The glory of winning will never
equal the pain of losing.
318
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,069
They don't ask how,
they ask how many?
319
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,196
- But... but...
- But... but...
320
00:13:43,196 --> 00:13:44,364
No!
321
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,492
- They do ask how!
- They did ask how.
322
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,869
And they determined that we got
to how by cheating.
323
00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:51,412
And then, they took
away the how many!
324
00:13:51,412 --> 00:13:54,166
Where's your purse? You sound
like a fucking broad.
325
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,042
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Reilly.
326
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,003
Tell your mom to trim her
toenails,
327
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,171
she carves up my thighs when
she gets buckin'.
328
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:02,090
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Jonesy.
329
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,926
Tell your mom to trim her
fingernails,
330
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,719
Reilly's mom's getting
suspicious about my war wounds.
331
00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:08,638
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Reilly.
332
00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:11,224
Your mom asked me to pull her
hair, and then hit me up
333
00:14:11,224 --> 00:14:13,017
for a hundo when her
extensions came out.
334
00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:15,144
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Jonesy.
335
00:14:15,144 --> 00:14:16,939
Your mum asked me to choke her
and seriously,
336
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,440
not even that could
shut her up.
337
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,441
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Reilly.
338
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:23,362
Your mom wanted 11th hour anal
and lied when I asked
339
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,948
if the chamber was empty. It's
one step forward, two steps
340
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,492
back in this relationship.
I'm fuckin' sick of it.
341
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,868
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Jonesy.
342
00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:33,162
Your mom says she's tense
with anxiety.
343
00:14:33,162 --> 00:14:34,205
Can you talk to her for me?
344
00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:36,124
She's gripping
my wiener way too hard.
345
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:38,459
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Reilly.
346
00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:41,129
I walked in on your mum watchin'
porn and she tried to cover
347
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:44,008
it up worse than she tried to
cover up your old man.
348
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,218
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Jonesy.
349
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,220
Your mom wanted to watch porn
and went straight for BDSM
350
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,556
with complete disregard for
how triggering that is
351
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:53,725
for anyone who's been
ball-gagged in their sleep
352
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,018
by Reilly's mom.
353
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:57,312
Fuck!
354
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,897
So, yeah, it's back down
to one 'ship, boys.
355
00:14:59,897 --> 00:15:01,525
One 'ship's better than
no 'ship, buddy.
356
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,444
Yeah, but two 'ships is better
than one 'ship, buddy.
357
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,028
Wait, so...
358
00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:07,156
Oh, fuck here comes
algorithm face.
359
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,282
Up next,
multi-variable calculus?
360
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:12,036
Hey, let's hear some algebraic
geometry, you fuckin' ape.
361
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,661
Up next reciprocities laws.
362
00:15:13,661 --> 00:15:16,373
Fuckin' dynamic systems and
differential equations.
363
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:20,043
Fuckin' here we go now.
- I'm not a math guy either, JB.
364
00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:22,128
I feel like we keep getting
interrupted by you guys,
365
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,381
and I don't really think that
we do that to you,
366
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,675
so, I just want to know, why do
you keep doing it to us?
367
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,469
- Onward.
- Daryl,
368
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,931
to answer your question from
earlier, the answer is yes.
369
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,431
We are currently head-down
and winning a 'ship
370
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:35,184
in beer league hockey.
Thank you for asking.
371
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,143
You should just call it beer
league though, buddy,
372
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,772
I mean, it's so phoned in,
it's barely hockey.
373
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,190
You're right.
374
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,025
It is bad enough we call
Senior A Level shit hockey.
375
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,027
Beer league is beer league,
it's its own gen-re.
376
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:48,321
- Sorry?
- Gen-re.
377
00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:50,824
- Genre?
- It's its own gen-re, Dickskin.
378
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,410
- Dickens.
- Pink dicks!
379
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,705
- Youse ready?
- Ready when you are, Auntie.
380
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,166
I wasn't talkin' to youse.
381
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:03,836
Joint Boy, Tyson... time.
Do some push-ups or somethin'.
382
00:16:03,836 --> 00:16:05,171
They're my spokesmodels.
383
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:06,674
Is that why youse had your
shirts off?
384
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,341
Holy fuck.
385
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:12,054
All right, now youse,
is everything good inside?
386
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:16,349
- Good. Got my NDN NRG girl.
- Let's go then.
387
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:20,311
- And I've got my BROdude girl.
- Allons-y.
388
00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:23,398
And now, introducing to youse
for the very first time,
389
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,984
the faces
of our collaboration.
390
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,820
♪ Elle jolie,
elle jolie ♪
391
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,698
♪ Elle jolie,
elle jolie, elle jolie ♪
392
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,407
♪ Elle jolie,
elle jolie ♪
393
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:35,368
♪ Elle jolie,
elle jolie, elle jolie ♪
394
00:16:35,368 --> 00:16:37,286
♪ Elle jolie,
elle jolie ♪
395
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:40,373
♪ Elle jolie,
elle jolie, elle jolie... ♪
396
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:44,210
BROdude
and NDN NRG present...
397
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,839
- Let's go, dude.
- Let's BRO then.
398
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,424
Just for today, Tanis.
399
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,260
Yeah, there's a short
shelf-life on this.
400
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,512
- Damn. You two look--
- We know.
401
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,557
- We heard you, and thank you.
- It's appreciated, but--
402
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,393
I can't get in this outfit
twice. Once is plenty.
403
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:03,022
- I don't know how youse do it.
- You get used to it.
404
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,647
And my male models!
405
00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:08,484
- Let's go, dude.
- Our live entertainment.
406
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,782
- 2cock Chakur!
- Just 2cock.
407
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:16,159
Seriously, just 2cock.
408
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:17,828
Yeah, we don't wanna get our
pants pulled down here.
409
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,912
- Well...
- But remind us
410
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,414
how this works again?
411
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,582
Last time we checked, you had
just fucked her real bad.
412
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:25,377
Guess you could stay I just
started fuckin' her real good.
413
00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:27,838
Yahtzee.
414
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,131
- Sex, sex, sex...
- Sex, sex, sex, sex.
415
00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:33,886
Eh! We gonna launch this bitch,
or what?
416
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,387
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
417
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,804
- You ready?
- I'm ready!
418
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:40,349
- Youse ready?
- We're ready...
419
00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:42,519
Hey, beautiful dumb-dumbs,
put on these hats.
420
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,687
- Oh, sick, buddy!
- Sweet, bro.
421
00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:48,067
- I love hats. Thank you.
- Thanks.
422
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,319
- All right, let's go dude!
- Let's BRO then.
423
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,905
- It's just for tonight.
- Turn up?
424
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,156
You already know.
425
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,616
We're gonna do it right
this time.
426
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,622
The beer, Wayne.
427
00:18:28,147 --> 00:18:31,234
♪ I been looking for you ♪
428
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,570
♪ Haven’t you heard? ♪
429
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,283
♪ I been
looking for you ♪
430
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,410
♪ Haven’t you heard? ♪
431
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:46,291
♪ Oh, I been
looking for you ♪
432
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,876
♪ Haven't you heard? ♪
433
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:53,256
♪ I been
looking for you ♪
434
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:54,675
♪ Haven't you heard? ♪
435
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,278
♪ Have you heard
that there's an ad ♪
436
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,947
♪ Listed in the classifieds? ♪
437
00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:21,909
♪ Kind of brief ♪
438
00:19:21,909 --> 00:19:23,954
♪ It only says "I'm lookin'
for the perfect..." ♪
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