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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,386 You and your sweetie were discussing your town 2 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,011 the other day. 3 00:00:13,011 --> 00:00:15,139 Did you know there's a township in Pennsylvania 4 00:00:15,139 --> 00:00:16,349 called Letterkenny? 5 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,435 - Hot off the presses. - You didn't know that. 6 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:19,477 - Did too. - Did not. 7 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,562 - Did too. - You did not. 8 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,271 That's where Letterkenny Army Depot is. 9 00:00:22,396 --> 00:00:24,858 - Look at you. - Good word. Letterkenny. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,276 Nice ring to it. Very functional. 11 00:00:27,401 --> 00:00:29,737 Doesn't get much better-kenny. 12 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,867 What's say we head down to Gail's for breakfast? 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,828 Bit brisk though. Perhaps you should grab a sweater-kenny. 14 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,788 Breakfast at Gail's beats letter-Denny's. 15 00:00:39,788 --> 00:00:41,331 I'd buy that for a letter-penny. 16 00:00:41,331 --> 00:00:42,499 Should pinch your letter-pennies 17 00:00:42,499 --> 00:00:43,709 or you'll be in debt-erkenny. 18 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:45,169 Judging by that fancy watch you got on maybe 19 00:00:45,169 --> 00:00:47,047 you're the one who should pinch your letter-pennies. 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,758 Hey, don't be fooled by the watch that I got, 21 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,509 I'm still letter-Jenny from the block. 22 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,553 Don't need a lecture-kenny. 23 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:57,056 Cito's got a new sweetie. An Irish setter-kenny. 24 00:00:57,056 --> 00:00:58,056 Pure bred-erkenny? 25 00:00:58,056 --> 00:00:59,809 As opposed to what, inbred-erkenny? 26 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,770 Fuck, Stormy's gonna take a header-kenny. 27 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,271 Hate how much setter's shedder-kenny. 28 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:05,565 I ever tell you, you kinda look like the daughter 29 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,232 of letter-Lenny Kravitz? 30 00:01:07,232 --> 00:01:08,902 I'll buy that for a letter-penny! 31 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,194 That's what I said-erkenny. 32 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:12,696 Have you seen my Eddie Vedder-kenny Live DVD? 33 00:01:12,696 --> 00:01:15,574 What? The singer of Yellow Ledbetter-Kenny? 34 00:01:15,574 --> 00:01:18,661 It was right next to Dan's letter-Kenny Loggins CD. 35 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,413 I think he plays a Fender-kenny. 36 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,247 Oh, letter-Kenny gee whiz. 37 00:01:22,247 --> 00:01:25,542 Did you know Dan also likes Simply Red-erkenny? 38 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:27,170 And letter-Benny Benassi. 39 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:32,217 Wait, I did seen it, underneath another DVD. 40 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,051 Judge Dredd-erkenny. 41 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,971 Will you take this girl to bed-erkenny? 42 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,017 I don't know. 43 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:42,518 Letter-can he? 44 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,117 Wayne? 45 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,326 Dary. 46 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,868 Why are you parked all the way back here? 47 00:01:59,868 --> 00:02:02,330 - What's the problem? - There's a spot right over there. 48 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,790 It's really close to the door. 49 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,457 Rock star's parkings what it's called. 50 00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:08,169 Well, is there something wrong with the spot we're in currently? 51 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,296 Well, no. It's just a longer walk to the door. 52 00:02:11,296 --> 00:02:13,258 Well, which leg did you break? 53 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,927 Well, it's-- it's cold. 54 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,011 Sounds like your old man shoulda kicked your ass 55 00:02:18,011 --> 00:02:19,514 another time or two. 56 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,015 Good buddies? 57 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,391 Good buddy. 58 00:02:22,391 --> 00:02:24,810 To Dary's point, if rock star's parking's available, 59 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:27,147 you should always takes the rock star's parking, 60 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,523 and maybe gets yourselves a lottery ticket. 61 00:02:29,523 --> 00:02:31,234 Well, okay, Dan. Dan, okay. What? 62 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,111 So, some drunk nut sack can stumble out of the bar, 63 00:02:34,111 --> 00:02:37,030 take a header into the truck? Put a big ding in 'er? 64 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:38,074 Hm. 65 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,534 And okay, Dary. Dary, okay. What? 66 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,493 So, a couple of drunk nut sacks come out of there pushing 67 00:02:41,493 --> 00:02:43,580 and shoving, bump into it and split? 68 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,832 Yeah. You're right, good buddy. 69 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,624 Well, you're God damn right I'm right. 70 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,629 You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning. 71 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,926 To what? 72 00:02:58,385 --> 00:02:59,761 What? 73 00:02:59,887 --> 00:03:02,015 You said I gotta wake up pretty early in the morning. 74 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,391 Well, then you better wake up pretty early in the morning. 75 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:07,060 - To what? - To-- 76 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,314 To... if you wanna fool me. 77 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:11,356 I don't. 78 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:14,068 Well, what if you did? 79 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:16,695 Well, why'd I have to wake up pretty early in the morning? 80 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:20,658 You-- For if you wanna sneak one past me, Bud. 81 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,076 What do you mean? 82 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,036 I mean you gotta wake up pretty early in the morning. 83 00:03:24,036 --> 00:03:25,538 To do what? 84 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,373 To if you want to outsmart me, bud. 85 00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:29,541 Outsmart you with what? 86 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,002 Well, doesn't matter. I won't be outsmarted. 87 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,629 Well, I got no interest in outsmarting you. 88 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,046 You got interest in being smart, 89 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:36,298 and I'll tell you, you're cruising for a bruising. 90 00:03:36,298 --> 00:03:38,718 Well, why do I gotta wake up early in the morning 91 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,177 just to outsmart you? 92 00:03:40,177 --> 00:03:43,848 To-- to if you want to beat me at what I was gonna do. 93 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,350 Well, what were you gonna do? 94 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,184 Doesn't matter. If you want a head start on it you gotta 95 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:48,477 wake up pretty early in the morning. 96 00:03:48,602 --> 00:03:50,230 Well, I'd wake up extra early 'cause I don't want to 97 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,689 - skip "brefekst." - Well, guess what? 98 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,565 I'm serving knuckle sandwiches for brefekst. 99 00:03:53,565 --> 00:03:56,027 - Good buddies? - Good buddy. 100 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,695 You mights gets a ding in your car if you parks up front. 101 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:00,989 Sure. Sure, that's could happen. 102 00:04:01,114 --> 00:04:03,659 But, you know, back here's where fellers 103 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:06,286 comes to takes a piss. 104 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,414 What are you saying, Squirrely D? 105 00:04:09,414 --> 00:04:12,000 Yeah, you might get piss on your truck, good buddy. 106 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,253 Oh. 107 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,587 Oh, I think you're right, good buddy. 108 00:04:15,587 --> 00:04:17,714 Well, one's the lesser of two evils. 109 00:04:17,714 --> 00:04:19,258 Yeah. 110 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,594 We just have to decides which ones gets the edge. 111 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,637 Yeah. 112 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,222 Well, it is a wee bit chilly. 113 00:04:25,222 --> 00:04:26,349 Yeah. 114 00:04:27,808 --> 00:04:29,978 Yeah, it is a wee bit chilly. Good enough. 115 00:04:35,774 --> 00:04:37,777 Hey! 116 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,238 Learn how to fucking drive! 117 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,209 ♪ You could get crunk in the club, what? ♪ 118 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,419 - Aly-cat. - Stewart. 119 00:04:55,419 --> 00:04:56,962 - Bianca-donk. - Stewart. 120 00:04:56,962 --> 00:05:00,048 - I'm-- - Stewart. 121 00:05:00,048 --> 00:05:01,801 Roald! 122 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,428 I'm making a comeback. 123 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,762 We're making a comeback. 124 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,806 Correct. 125 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,392 We're the newest DJ duo on the scene. 126 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:12,310 - Got the streets bubbling. - You're gonna be DJs? 127 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,563 - DJs fuck. - Mm. 128 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,647 - Mm-hm. - Mm. 129 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,106 Mm-hm. So, what are you called? 130 00:05:16,106 --> 00:05:18,984 I'm quite sure you recall our previous collab. 131 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:20,027 Nope. 132 00:05:20,027 --> 00:05:22,447 The Hottest Sex Imaginable? 133 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,822 - When. - Now? 134 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:25,616 No, no, no! That was the name of our band. 135 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,993 The Hottest Sex Imaginable? 136 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,952 The Hottest Sex Imaginable. 137 00:05:28,952 --> 00:05:31,330 Might've heard of my lil' side project Susan Serrated. 138 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,041 - Roald. - I thought you liked that name? 139 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,125 - I don't. - Stewart. 140 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,126 I love it. 141 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:37,587 So, what are you called now? 142 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,214 Connor. Darien. 143 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,303 2cock Chakur? 144 00:05:46,303 --> 00:05:48,096 - Picture me rolling... - Hail Mary. 145 00:05:48,221 --> 00:05:50,849 - Until the end of time. - All eyes on me! 146 00:05:50,849 --> 00:05:52,560 I imagine they'll just call us 2cock. 147 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,479 - Who's they? - The streets. 148 00:05:55,479 --> 00:05:58,690 Tanis actually hired us to play her release party today. 149 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:00,318 What's she releasing? 150 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,904 ♪ You can get crunk in the club ♪ 151 00:06:03,904 --> 00:06:05,489 Tanis? 152 00:06:05,489 --> 00:06:07,741 Damn. You two look good. 153 00:06:07,741 --> 00:06:09,868 Scorched Earth season, baby. 154 00:06:09,868 --> 00:06:11,621 - Yeah. - Get 'em fired up. 155 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,789 Great timing. 156 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,332 'Skoden. 157 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,416 S'do dis. 158 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:21,380 - Damn. - You look good. 159 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,673 Hey, Hemsworth sisters. 160 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,176 NDN NRG? 161 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,885 Not sure that's PC, buddy. 162 00:06:26,885 --> 00:06:28,387 Indian Energy. It's hilarious. 163 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,555 You said it. 164 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,349 All of the kids on the rez have been obsessed 165 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,183 with BROdude ever since the senior tournament 166 00:06:33,183 --> 00:06:35,395 so I thought to myself, "What can I do?" 167 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,188 Learn how to fucking drive? 168 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,565 I hate leaving money on the table. 169 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,234 So, NDN NRG was born. 170 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,152 The kids are already hoovering it. 171 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:46,363 Looks a Timbit like the BROdude logo, Tanis. 172 00:06:46,363 --> 00:06:47,948 Mm, no, it doesn't. 173 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:49,950 Also, I want to thank you, Gail, for hosting the launch party. 174 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:51,368 Got you, girl. 175 00:06:51,368 --> 00:06:54,789 Tanis, it does look a drill bit like the BROdude logo. 176 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,707 No, I don't see it. 177 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,709 Don't think so? Not even a mosquito bit? 178 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:01,462 Nope. 179 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,630 - Tassie. - Cassie. 180 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,383 - I'm Tassie. - I'm Cassie. 181 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:10,096 Wow, boys. You have really outdone yourselves. 182 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,431 Thanks. 183 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,181 We couldn't find broads to wheel with in the 100km 184 00:07:13,181 --> 00:07:15,935 radius of Letterkenny that we hadn't already wheeled, 185 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:19,020 so then I thought to myself, "What should we do?" 186 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,606 Learn how to fucking drive? 187 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:25,402 Go outside of the 100km range. It's so simple! 188 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:27,613 And then we remembered that Tassie and Cassie-- 189 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,364 - I'm Tassie. - I'm Cassie. 190 00:07:29,489 --> 00:07:31,075 We'll get 'er. 191 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,411 Tassie and Cassie gave up their jobs for us over at BROdude. 192 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,620 We lost our jobs. 193 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,330 The best jobs we've ever had. 194 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,291 But all's well that ends well, right, Cassie? 195 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,709 - I'm Tassie. - I'm Cassie. 196 00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:42,085 We'll get 'er. 197 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,633 - Figure it out! - Je suis désolé! 198 00:07:48,633 --> 00:07:51,803 - Gail's system is archaic. - Fuck you, skid. 199 00:07:51,803 --> 00:07:56,726 Connor! Darien! Quick! The banner. 200 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,560 2cock Chakur? 201 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,145 They just call us 2cock. 202 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:02,647 - Who's they? - The streets. 203 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:03,774 - Blasphemy. - Sacrilege. 204 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:04,942 - We know. - And agree. 205 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,443 But... 206 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,406 So, why are you wearing the shirts? 207 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,282 They're up to 10k SoundCloud followers. 208 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:13,618 And you know what that means. 209 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,077 - No. - What? 210 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,079 Learn how to fucking drive. 211 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,456 All aboard that train. 212 00:08:19,456 --> 00:08:21,751 Choo-choo-choo. 213 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,017 I'm sick of these dudes already. 214 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,019 Should we try to be NDN NRG girls? 215 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:43,397 BROdude knock off? 216 00:08:44,898 --> 00:08:47,192 What if we tell BROdude? 217 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:49,402 We could get our jobs back. 218 00:08:49,402 --> 00:08:52,239 Should we do it? We should do it. 219 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,328 Hey! 220 00:09:00,455 --> 00:09:01,541 Hey! 221 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,167 Shut the fuck up and listen to Tanis before 222 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,211 I have to stick my shoes down your throat 223 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:09,047 and turn you into a very fashionable gender-neutral 224 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,300 pair of thigh-high fucking boots. 225 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,512 Alright, I got some shit to say. 226 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,347 But first, I want to thank Gail for hosting us. 227 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,974 Thank you, Gail. 228 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:20,350 Got you, girl. 229 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,853 Now, with the recent success of the Eagles 230 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:25,439 on the national senior hockey stage, 231 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,108 Auntie Tanis got a little bit of an idea. 232 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,067 Learn how to fucking drive? 233 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,027 The team needs an official sponsor. 234 00:09:31,027 --> 00:09:32,863 Something that contributes to the brand 235 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,239 of this championship team. 236 00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:37,951 So, with that, I present to you. 237 00:09:37,951 --> 00:09:39,579 Skids! 238 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,745 I know! 239 00:09:40,745 --> 00:09:43,708 - It's 2cock Chakur. - Roald. 240 00:10:07,897 --> 00:10:10,776 Yes, and with the early success 241 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,777 of NDN NRG. 242 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:14,405 Tanis bought the Eagles. 243 00:10:15,989 --> 00:10:17,992 I did! I bought the Eagles! 244 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,911 What the fuck is this? 245 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,497 Bye. Move. Basic. 246 00:10:25,498 --> 00:10:27,042 Thanks for the heads up. 247 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:30,338 Tits look great, but no regrets. 248 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,922 - Tanis? - 'Sup? 249 00:10:32,922 --> 00:10:34,633 Your logo looks just a Bits & Bites 250 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,344 like the BROdude logo. 251 00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:41,474 Mmm... no. 252 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,267 It looks more than a horse bit like the BROdude logo. 253 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,730 I-- I don't see it. 254 00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:51,441 Hmm. 255 00:10:51,441 --> 00:10:53,902 Mm, tastes the same too. 256 00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:56,238 They all taste the same. Get your head outta your ass. 257 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,907 They do not all taste the same. 258 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,908 Okay well then what're you gonna do about it, Erin Brockovich? 259 00:10:59,908 --> 00:11:01,951 Learn how to fucking drive? 260 00:11:01,951 --> 00:11:03,536 Besides sue the moccasins off you? 261 00:11:03,536 --> 00:11:05,915 Don't have to sue me to get them off. What's your sign? 262 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,959 Hm, I'll think of something. 263 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:12,128 Damn. You two look good. 264 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,550 Let's go. 265 00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:18,761 Il faut qu'on parle. 266 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,595 Anglais, s'il vous plait. 267 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:23,556 - We need to talk. - About what? 268 00:11:23,556 --> 00:11:25,935 We'll be back. 269 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,310 Skids! 270 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,479 - I know! - It's 2cock. 271 00:11:29,479 --> 00:11:30,480 Roald. 272 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,982 I'm not gonna fucking say that. 273 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,566 Alright, let's get fucking hammered! 274 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:51,960 - Boys. - Boys. 275 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,671 - Boys! - Boys. 276 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,381 Doing well I see. 277 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,215 - Guess what we did. - What's that? 278 00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:59,134 Started our own beer league team. 279 00:11:59,134 --> 00:12:01,970 Nice. Beer league checks all the boxes, boys. 280 00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:04,724 Booze. Boys... 281 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,474 Yeah, I think that's pretty much it, buddy. 282 00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:08,560 Booze and the boys. Love beer league, boys. 283 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,229 You're playing us this weekend. 284 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,689 Good. Just don't work too hard. 285 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,233 Yeah, no one likes a beer league hero, boys. Relax. 286 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,194 Don't worry about it. We phone it straight the fuck in. 287 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,778 - Good. - Relax. 288 00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:20,656 But we got a guy who can't be turned off. 289 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,157 - No. - Not-- 290 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:23,408 Shoresy. 291 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:24,743 Give your balls a tug. 292 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,579 - Wait, you know this guy? - Fuck yeah. 293 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,080 Saw 'em at a Halloween party dressed as the twins from 294 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,833 The Shining and almost shot 'gurt 295 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,417 through my Dorothy skirt. 296 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,920 You were dressed as Dorothy for Halloween? 297 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,964 You bet. The dress looked good on me, 298 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,840 but it'll look better on your mum's bedroom floor, 299 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,051 - you fucking loser. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 300 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,887 Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom wanted to go with me as Toto 301 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:46,599 but I said short trip, you're already a fucking dog. 302 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,517 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 303 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,810 Your mom got refused entry to that party for 304 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,354 coming in blackface. 305 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,273 Glad I came in blackface before we left her bungalow. 306 00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:56,400 Fuck you, Shoresy! 307 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,734 Were you really taking down their moms? 308 00:12:57,734 --> 00:12:59,445 - No! - Fuck you, Reilly. 309 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,695 I'd still be with her, 310 00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,614 but she ignored Lacy and Macy's safe word. 311 00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:04,157 - It's Tassie. - I'm Cassie. 312 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:05,493 So, it is true. 313 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,576 No! 314 00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:07,953 Fuck you, Jonesy. I dumped your mom 315 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,790 and she sent me flowers like I'm a fucking broad. 316 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,123 Fuck you, Shoresy. 317 00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:13,791 Fuck you, Reilly. Your mom said she'd do anything 318 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:16,128 to get me back so I've got her running around town 319 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,671 on my Pokémon Go. 320 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,547 Fuck you, Shoresy! We're done. 321 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,633 Fuck you, Jonesy. How do you think I feel? 322 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,177 I gotta fuck your mom one more time 323 00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:25,595 because she's still got my Game Boy Colour. 324 00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:27,681 - Fuck! - Fucking Pokémons, 325 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,767 gotta catch 'em all, you piece of shit. 326 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:35,189 ♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪ 327 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,651 ♪ Honey so sweet that money can't buy ♪ 328 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,905 ♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪ 329 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,114 You worried about The Devil Wears Prada? 330 00:13:45,114 --> 00:13:46,742 No. 331 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,493 Thanks for shaking it out there. 332 00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:50,079 What if she tries to sue you? 333 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,373 Global corporation tries to take down a First Nations 334 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,291 mom and pop shop? I'd like to see her try. 335 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,545 Besides, I'm Mohawk. I'm Bear Clan. 336 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,129 - This logo is ours. - Careful, Auntie. 337 00:14:00,129 --> 00:14:02,800 Listen, Shark Tank can come after us if she wants to, 338 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,259 but you know what we're gonna do? 339 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,344 Learn how to fucking drive? 340 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,513 Enjoy the day with our championship team 341 00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:10,766 and our championship drink. 342 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:15,562 ♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪ 343 00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:20,191 ♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪ 344 00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:23,195 Good sound. 345 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,821 Duh. 346 00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:25,781 What are you called? 347 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,324 2cock Chakur. 348 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,076 That is the stupidest name I've ever heard. 349 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:32,580 - Just 2cock. - The kids will love it. 350 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,873 - They already do. - So do the ladies. 351 00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:37,751 Let's talk. 352 00:14:40,253 --> 00:14:41,881 What? Did you come to sue the mukluks off me? 353 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,925 I said moccasins, and come on, global corporation 354 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,844 takes down First Nations mom and pop shop? 355 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,761 How would that look? 356 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,680 Hm, I like the way you think. 357 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,264 I can't poop your party that way. 358 00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,642 - Lovely. Later. - But guess what I can do? 359 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,185 Learn how to fucking drive? 360 00:14:56,185 --> 00:14:59,897 Hurt you. Much worse. In other ways. 361 00:14:59,897 --> 00:15:02,442 The Kerry County Eagles First Nations Senior Hockey Team. 362 00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:05,945 Championship First Nations senior hockey team. 363 00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:07,864 About that... 364 00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:09,825 Your rez's rules state that in order to play 365 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,243 for the Native team, you must be Native. 366 00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:13,954 You sure all your players are Native? 367 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,333 Listen, it chaps my ass more than anyone's that everyone 368 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,501 and their fucking dog is part Native now, 369 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,463 but read the fuckin Canadian Indian Act, alright? 370 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,881 Oh, hm. Well. 371 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:28,344 How about I read some Ancestry.com results instead? 372 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,679 Reilly, Jones, and Shore. 373 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,681 Are they triplets or something? 374 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,809 Yeah, triplets with all different last names? 375 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,603 Fucking idiot. 376 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,729 Oh, I just ask because 377 00:15:39,729 --> 00:15:43,566 their Ancestory.com results are identical. 378 00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:45,945 - What? - Huh? - How? 379 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,031 Because the DNA submitted for all three of them 380 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,574 was the same. 381 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,035 It's like the shotguns are cocks. 382 00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:01,459 The directions said to spit in a cup and send it in. 383 00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,420 So we spit in the cup like the directions said. 384 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,006 You spit in separate cups, right? 385 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,633 Yes! 386 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,759 It said just spit in the cup and then send it in! 387 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,844 So, we spit in the cup and sent it in! 388 00:16:11,844 --> 00:16:13,180 You sent it in? 389 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,100 Who sent it in? 390 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,435 Shoresy. 391 00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:23,107 Shoresy! 392 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,902 As official sponsor of the National Senior 393 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,946 Hockey Championship, until it is determined 394 00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:33,867 whose DNA was submitted for all three players, 395 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:38,247 I must revoke the Kerry County Eagles championship status. 396 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,248 No. 397 00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:43,960 No! 398 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,422 Good luck building your brand on the backs of disgraced 399 00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,800 former National Senior Hockey Champions, 400 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,093 the conniving Kerry County Eagles. 401 00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:55,430 JJ. 402 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:59,018 That cup belonged to the Tree River Lakers. 403 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,727 Fucking Tree Rivers. 404 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,691 Reilly! Jones! 405 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,319 Remember when I said this hat belonged on the head 406 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,779 of a real athlete? 407 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,365 Not washed up never-have-been taking a victory lap 408 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,449 through whale shit? 409 00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:15,826 Yeah. 410 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,660 Well, here's what that looks like. 411 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,205 Je t'ai dit qu'il fallait qu'on parle. 412 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,206 Anglais, s'il vous plait. 413 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,333 - I have a new boyfriend. - Oh? 414 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,003 I wanted you to hear it from me. 415 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,420 'Kay. 416 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,298 Katy, I have a new boyfriend. 417 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,339 Oh? 418 00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:32,051 I wanted you to hear it from me. 419 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,176 'Kay. 420 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,734 Excuse me. Hi, yeah. 421 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,070 Would that be your car that's parked all snugged up 422 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:55,573 against the back door blocking the fire exit? 423 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:58,785 Learn how to fucking drive! 424 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,205 Where's Wayne? 425 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,957 ♪ We all need to feel secure ♪ 426 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:50,503 ♪ We're so middle class ♪ 427 00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:54,590 ♪ But I'm still waiting for next week's ♪ 428 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:58,803 ♪ Chemical blast ♪ 30610

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