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You were havin' happy hour
with your pals the other day...
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Bottoms up,
super chieftains.
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Did yous ever wonder
why we tap the glasses twice?
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- Two'll do ya.
- I always thought we should tap
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three times like in wrasslin'.
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That's how
they finish the match.
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I prefer throwin' hands
to wrasslin'.
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You don't like
sports entertainment, Wayne?
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I got a wee bit of time
for sports entertainment.
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- Mike the Miz.
- He your favorite?
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If you could name
your favorite wrestler,
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I will assume
you want to fuck them.
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- Alexa Bliss.
- There ya go.
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Actually,
brother...
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It's well documented
that I'm a Hulkster fan,
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Brother...
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Who's your favorite, Dan?
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- I'm listening.
- Trish Stratus.
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For what reason?
'Cause she's Canadian?
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I can think of a couple
big'ol reasons.
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- Like what?
- Well...
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Her athleticisms
and integrities.
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Wanna know what, I'm not
gonna say he's my favorite,
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for reasons aforementioned,
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but it's Bret the Hitman Hart.
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The whole fuckin'
Hart Foundation
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are really good Canadian boys.
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I once put my little cousint
into a sharpshooter for calling
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Bret the Hitman Hart,
Bret the Hitman Fart.
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I always had dreams
of becoming
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a professional wrestler.
But I could never come up
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with a good ring names.
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- Dan Dan Bigelow.
- Macho Dan.
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Could call ya...
Farty Jannetty.
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And then we could be
a tag team like the Rockers.
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Oh, that's kind of fun. Okay.
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So, if you're gonna be
Farty Jannety,
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- who's Dary?
- Think Shawn Michaels.
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Put a little mustard
on that fuckin' high kick.
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Actually, it's called
the Sweet Chin Music.
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I know what it's called, Dary.
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More like Yawn Michaels.
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That was stone cold, Wayne.
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That was a wee bit
Randy Savage, Waynes.
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I'm not sure I like
your Attitude Era.
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You know what?
This conversation's starting
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to make me Wince McMahon.
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Who died and made you
Mister Perfect?
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Yeah, you're walking around here
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like the Big Boss Man sometimes.
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I'm gonna come right out and say
it yous two are a bit Rick Rude.
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I can't speak for
all of mankind,
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but I wish we could get a little
bit more Dude Loves here.
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Ha! I'm gonna head to the bar
to play some Jimmy snooker.
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Not become a million dollar man
playing billiards.
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This is really starting to sound
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like a whole lot of
British bullshit to me.
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Gettin' a little Rowdy Roddy
Piper over there.
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Gettin' a little
Rowdy Ronda Rousey.
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Yeah, you gotta be
Koko B. Ware
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how you talk
to people sometimes.
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You know what? You should
might come at this
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from a different Kurt Angle.
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Gotten a bit Mean Gene.
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Puttin' on a Big Show.
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I can't Paul Bearer much more
of this conversation, so...
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I'll offer yous
a Jeff Hardy handshake
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and be on my fuckin' way.
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Like you know they're your
good pals and everything
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but they're also,
at the best of times,
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a Randy Orton of Andre
the Giant nut sacks.
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Bar-upski.
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Yeah, buddy.
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- Bro.
- Dude.
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Ready to get on that thing
BROdude told us to do?
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- Bro.
- Dude.
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The BROdude regional initiative
branding project thing?
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I'll brand
your region, buddy.
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I'll get my poker all good
and hot for ya, hun.
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I'm half hot
already, lemme show it to you.
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I'll burn my personal mark
right into your ass.
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I can't fuckin' wait
I'm so serious right now.
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Let's fuckin do it.
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I think we've got enough
burning sensations
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for a lifetime, boys.
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The temples are looking
extra ripped today, boys.
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Yeah, gotta get buff for this
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super gay birthday party
we're going to.
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- Some say the super gayest.
- Fuck me right up the ass, boys.
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All new levels of gay.
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Let's get all sorts
of fuckin' gay.
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Straight up the ass.
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Is that a birthday party
that's super gay,
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or a birthday party
for a dude that's super gay?
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Both.
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Hmm. Is it just dudes?
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Oh, well, women aren't
not allowed to come.
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All dudes?
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So, there's no girls to, like,
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ask you to hold their drink?
Must be nice.
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No holding drinks,
just holding dinks.
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No waiting for your date
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while she takes forever
in the bathroom? Must be nice.
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Uh, well, we do take a long time
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together in the bathroom
at these parties.
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No being forced to go home early
to watch a movie? Must be...
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Wait. We should do that
for our club, buddy. All dudes.
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Just dudes?
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Well, if it's only dudes,
there'll be no broads
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to give us like... tasks.
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Bro.
Dude.
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- Club!
- Ferda!
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BROdude Club Ferda!
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A club ferda boys, boys!
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A club ferda sponsors, boys!
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- Just bros.
- No broads.
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- No snipes.
- No skirts.
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BROdude club ferda!
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Gay.
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Stewart?
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I don't want to see anyone.
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- Stewart.
- Roald!
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I wanna miss rush hour.
Let's go.
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Tyson and Joint Boy are here.
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I thank ye local prizefighters
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for bestowing on me
the pugilistic basics,
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the methods, the science...
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It's not science.
Just don't get hit.
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I won't get hit.
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- K.
- And I, myself won't hit.
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Stewart?
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I say this
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with contrition
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and chagrin
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but throughout this journey,
I've lost myself.
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That's not really
the end of the world, it it?
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I am a pacifist.
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I oppose war, militarism
and any and all violence.
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I will not raise my fist
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to another man.
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- Or woman, right?
- Roald!
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Punching is so primitive
and boyish.
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Then how're gonna win
this fight, skid?
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I've been marathoning
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and mainstreaming
WrestleMania's of old
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I think I've found
the final layer
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of the sweet science
to add to my repertoire.
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Again.
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Never begin a sentence
with again.
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It's so uppity.
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It's not science.
Just don't get hit.
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Rest assured, that's rooted.
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And just because I won't
punch my opponent,
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doesn't mean I can't finish him.
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If we hit rush hour,
I'm gonna be pissed.
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Behold... Roald?
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John Cena's Attitude Adjustment.
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I believe my intent
is unclouded.
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If you try that shit, I will
knock you the fuck out myself.
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Take this seriously, skid.
This guy threatened your life.
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Don't waste our fuckin' time.
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If we drive all the way to
the city and you're not ready.
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- I'm ready!
- And I'm ready too, Stewart!
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- Roald.
- Just stay
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the fuck out of this, Roald.
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You don't belong anywhere
near this fight.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Fuck sakes. I hate the city.
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I fucking hate
rush hour!
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You have a good trip
stateside, Katy?
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Yeah, it's very cool.
Very cool, very nice.
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Good day to get out
of the house, I guess.
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Yeah, that's what cow
was thinking earlier.
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Cow got out of her pen
this morning,
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and I had to
wrangle her back in.
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Dary, did you just refer
to one of your cows as "cow?"
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Can confirm.
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They don't have names?
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I know what they look like.
I don't need to name them.
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Give 'em names. Show 'em love.
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Show 'em love
and what it's all about.
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- All right?
- Why?
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'Cause there's a special place
in heaven for animal lovers.
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I'm not sure if I wanna name
barnyard animals.
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I don't think I should
really get that close
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to something
I'm about to be milking.
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Depends what you're milking.
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Giving animals names
is like the most fun part.
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Come on, let's name your cows.
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- No.
- So, you want to poop the party.
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No, I don't wanna
poop the party.
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- No one likes a poopy pants.
- Still a hard no.
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And bing, bang, boom,
let's name some cows.
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Calcium Klein.
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Milken Laumenn.
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Jack Blacktose.
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Do yous name
all the animals you encounter?
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Oh, I think it's pretty
fuckin' obvious
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you leavin' a good time
on the table if you don't.
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Even pigs?
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How many good times
we've had naming pigs?
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Countless good times
naming pigs.
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I love naming pigs.
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I'm surprised we're not
naming pigs right now.
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- Kevin Bacon.
- Piggy Pop.
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The Notorious P.I.G.
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The Pig Lebowski.
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- Jon Hamm.
- Hamela Anderson.
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- Beto O'Pork.
- Ham Rockwell.
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- Hammy Hagar.
- Ginu-swine.
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Porker Posey.
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Jason Boar.
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Hmm.
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Bet yous name all the ducks
in your pond too, eh?
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Dary, if you wanna exclude
ducks, I don't care to know ya.
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- Duck Norris.
- Duck Showalter.
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- Uncle Duck.
- Feather Locklear.
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Duck Bill Clinton.
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- Quack Morris.
- Quack Nicholson.
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Quackrine Zeta Jones.
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- Nickelquack.
- Mad Quacks: Fury Road.
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Quack Klansmen:
A Spike Lee joint.
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When you get them all
in a group,
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do you call 'em
The Mighty Ducks?
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Oh, duck me.
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McMurray.
Mrs. McMurray.
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- You.
- The other one.
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How do you feel about clubs?
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How do I feel
about clubs?
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Boys, boys, boys.
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I'll have you know you're
speaking with a sitting member
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of the Kinsmen, Kiwanis
and Comancheros clubs.
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- Legion member too, baby.
- Hmm-hmm.
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How do you feel about
crushing BROdudes?
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Love suckin' BROdudes.
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00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,035
Suckin' BROdudes and vodka.
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It says not to mix with alcohol
on the can, but...
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I'm a big fuckin' girl
that's all I know.
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Oh, you're my big fuckin' girl.
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00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,377
Well, I'm all growns up
that's what I always say.
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I love it when you say that.
Makes my pants tight.
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That's enough, baby.
That's your job.
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We weren't talking to you.
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You better start
skatin' backwards.
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That's for sure guaranteed.
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We're starting a club,
just for the boys, boys.
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It's called BROdude Club Ferda.
248
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,439
- Ferda.
- Ferda.
249
00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,234
You're starting a club,
250
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,695
just for men, and you don't
want any girls in it?
251
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,321
Just for men, boys.
252
00:10:56,446 --> 00:10:59,950
You, you, yous lookin'
to suck each other's dicks
253
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,868
- in this club or something?
- No!
254
00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:04,120
We're just tired of gals
telling us to hold their purse.
255
00:11:04,537 --> 00:11:05,580
Yeah.
256
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:06,666
Hold their purse?
257
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,792
Yeah. Or, like,
hold their drink.
258
00:11:09,542 --> 00:11:10,753
Hold my drink.
259
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,128
It'd be a fucking honor
to hold your drink, baby.
260
00:11:13,671 --> 00:11:16,133
Yous... Cancers!
261
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,676
Do you think you can
come into this cunt's kitchen
262
00:11:18,676 --> 00:11:19,762
and tell her she can't join
263
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,305
your club 'cause
she ain't got a cock?
264
00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:23,224
Well, kinda.
265
00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:26,810
Every party has three things.
266
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,312
Booze,
267
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,440
ice,
268
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,150
and women.
269
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,027
Hallelujah.
270
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,988
And since you two seem
to have none of the three,
271
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:41,200
sounds like the shittiest club
I ever heard of.
272
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,785
So, beat it.
273
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,329
And take your cans of boy juice
274
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,998
and shove 'em up
your bleached assholes.
275
00:11:48,998 --> 00:11:51,042
Now yous boys ever wanna
start a club full of ladies,
276
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:52,545
you give me a call now, okay?
277
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,213
That's my kinda fuckin' party.
278
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:58,008
Oh. Let's have
an all-girl party, baby.
279
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,509
You wanna have
an all-girl party, baby?
280
00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:01,052
MRS. McMURRAY: Let's get some
girls over and start a party.
281
00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:02,512
Oh, let's get 'em all over here.
282
00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:07,184
Can we come?
283
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,644
We weren't talking to you.
284
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,190
When do you think
is the best time in a fight
285
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,817
to put someone
into a sharpshooter?
286
00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:17,695
Uh, it's a finishing move,
Stewart.
287
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,903
- Fuck off.
- Me?
288
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:20,698
- No.
- The People's Elbow?
289
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,450
- Fuck off.
- Me?
290
00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:24,200
Yes.
291
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,578
It's UFC moves, or nothing.
292
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,663
You gotta be like Chuck Lidell
but dirty as hell.
293
00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,081
You gotta be like
Georges St-Pierre
294
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:33,042
- but pull his hair.
- Fine. Gawd.
295
00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:34,711
We know you can deke,
duck, dodge.
296
00:12:34,711 --> 00:12:36,004
Don't get hit.
297
00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:37,339
But you'll need to pop him
to finish this thing.
298
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:41,009
- Take this seriously, skid.
- I am-uh! Gawd.
299
00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:42,219
But most importantly,
300
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,679
remember all the hard work.
301
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,347
All the time in the gym
gettin' yoked.
302
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,724
All the sacrifices you made
to get here.
303
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:49,225
The discipline it took.
304
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,229
You two...
305
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,565
Behemoths make a good point.
306
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,359
And I want to thank you
307
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:00,195
for all the regimental
information that I've absorbed
308
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,531
for this upcoming fracas.
309
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,699
Well, we're proud of you.
310
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:05,325
Stewart.
311
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,411
You're...
312
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,373
Proud of me?
313
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:14,627
Yeah. You're sticking up
for yourself and your girls.
314
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,795
Fuckin' snipes.
315
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,378
You've got some nuts
taking this on.
316
00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:18,796
It takes a man to put in
this amount of work
317
00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:19,964
into something he believes in.
318
00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:21,133
Nailed it.
319
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,219
So, go get 'em, kid.
320
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,262
Make us proud.
321
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,514
- Stewart.
- Roald.
322
00:13:28,389 --> 00:13:30,684
That, uh, means a lot.
323
00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:33,436
Coming from you two. It's...
324
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,315
It's, uh...
325
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,570
That backfired.
326
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,113
Skids gonna skid, I guess.
327
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:46,825
So are we ready to rumble?
328
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,410
- Just stay the fuck out of this.
- Hey!
329
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,620
I have taken down
bigger guys than you.
330
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,456
And I've taken down
bigger guys than you.
331
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:55,416
How the fuck are you
still pissing?
332
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,627
I'm not!
333
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,262
Query! What if we arrive
334
00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:10,682
and my nemesis is protected
by rows of henchpeople?
335
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,184
Mmm, we'll clear that path,
336
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,060
but the big boss belongs to you.
337
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,440
Stick to the plan.
Don't try to be a hero.
338
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,109
Your opponent tires himself out
and he's vulnerable,
339
00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:23,820
- pop him.
- Finish it.
340
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,821
Finish him!
341
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:25,863
- Roald!
- Whoopsie.
342
00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:27,032
Worry not!
343
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,492
No wrestling bullshit?
344
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,997
Zero wrestling maneuvers.
345
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,333
I shan't let you down.
346
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,336
Because I refuse
347
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,007
to let down a friend.
348
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,432
'Cause I mean,
we are friends, right?
349
00:14:52,932 --> 00:14:54,017
Got rips?
350
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,855
Buddies.
351
00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:00,440
Let's call it pals for now.
352
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,402
Wondrous!
353
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,321
I'm still not having any of this
naming of barn animals.
354
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:08,574
Why do we have to go
anthropomorphizing them?
355
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,742
So, you can just toss out
356
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,243
a Reach For the Top
word like that,
357
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,912
yet your first meal
of the day today was...
358
00:15:14,912 --> 00:15:16,706
- Brefakst.
- Outstanding.
359
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,876
Where does it end?
360
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,420
Rodents? Would you have
names for rats?
361
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,254
I saw Rat Dennings
just this morning.
362
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:24,839
I've seen Ratt Williams too.
363
00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:26,008
Every morning I say hello
364
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,926
to my barnyard friend
Emily Ratajkowski.
365
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,344
- Ratt Damon.
- Ratt Dillon.
366
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,095
- Ratt Leblanc.
- Rat in the Hat.
367
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,681
- Rat Benetar.
- Rattie Labelle.
368
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,266
And, you know what, Dary,
I call bullshit on you
369
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,602
not having warm feelings
for farm animals.
370
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,436
Seem to remember
you naming the pony
371
00:15:38,561 --> 00:15:40,439
at your super soft
birthdays every year.
372
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,232
Don't bring
Pony Danza into this.
373
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,151
Just as long as you
don't forget Pony Hawk.
374
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,902
- Or Pony Romo.
- Poney M.
375
00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:46,987
Poni Mitchell.
376
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,405
I miss Pony Curtis.
377
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,615
Yeah, I think he was
in the pen with Pony Bennett.
378
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,700
I'd have a beer.
379
00:15:55,995 --> 00:15:57,080
Can you drive?
380
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,123
I wouldn't call that
a great idea. Katy?
381
00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,209
- Chivalry's dead then?
- Dary?
382
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,293
Take the riding mower.
383
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:04,003
Holy Chrysler.
384
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:05,339
Better tuck that bottom lip in
385
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,257
before a bird comes by
and poops on it.
386
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,259
What, you guys have
names for birds, too?
387
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,137
- Crow Pesci.
- Scarlett Crowhansson.
388
00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:15,099
- G.I. Crow.
- Blue Jay Baruchel.
389
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,892
- Frasier Crane.
- Steven Seagull.
390
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,521
How about... Robin Williams?
391
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,777
See now, I kinda miss him.
392
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,277
Too soon.
393
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,492
Slap me some dick skin!
394
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,079
I'll slap you all right,
ho, hey now.
395
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,413
- Dick skin.
- Dickins.
396
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:41,583
We are starting
a BROdude Club Ferda.
397
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,710
- Just boys, buddy.
- Just buds, bro.
398
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,336
So you're telling me
I'm not gonna be seeing
399
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:46,546
Katy,
Christa, Kathleen,
400
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:47,839
Karen, Chloe, Camila
401
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:51,176
Catherine, Caroline, Carli,
Casey, Kaitlyn...
402
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,802
How you doing today, my lady?
403
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:55,638
Don't you just wanna have
a party with your bros, buddy?
404
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,020
- Dick skin?
- Dickins. Say you fellas
405
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,562
ever go on these dating apps?
406
00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:04,857
It's no slim pickin's
for Jim Dickins.
407
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,399
I've got dates coming up with
408
00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,068
Marlee,
Marlena, Mary, Meg, Magda,
409
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,236
Melody, Molly, Madeline, Mya,
410
00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:13,282
Michelle, Michaela, Mackenzie,
Maggie, Maggie-May...
411
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,533
I think I got
something to say to you.
412
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:17,034
Well, think about all the things
413
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:19,455
you won't have to put up with
at the BROdude Club Ferda.
414
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,165
Like paying for two bills,
415
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,707
or holding your gal's purse.
416
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,126
I love being on dates.
417
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,377
Holding purses, holding doors,
418
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,294
holding myself accountable,
for all that I do.
419
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:27,670
Fuck this, buddy.
420
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:30,965
Making a men only club
is so hard!
421
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,510
Is it?
422
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,682
Hard? Is it getting there?
423
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,769
Is it getting harder.
424
00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:45,397
Is it...
425
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,317
So hard sometimes
you just wanna burst?
426
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,734
I can't lose these balls again.
427
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,945
I'll get in
so much trouble with Gail.
428
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,571
But seriously,
can I join your club?
429
00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:54,697
I've got ideas.
430
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,374
Aly-cat. Bianca-donk.
431
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,416
You guys work here now?
432
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:06,710
Dealer can't run us out if we're
433
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,253
- employed by the establishment.
- Felicitous.
434
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,670
He'll be here
with his crew soon.
435
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:11,380
- Paramount.
- Now that you guys are
436
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:14,091
here to TCB, we are
back in business, baby.
437
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:15,176
You got rips?
438
00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:16,427
- Hey!
- Little louder meathead.
439
00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:18,137
Six people in here
might not have heard you.
440
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:20,182
- Use the code words.
- What code words?
441
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,683
- We're bartenders.
- We make drinks.
442
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,560
- One drink in particular.
- Pina Coladas.
443
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,020
- K.
- Take the first letter
444
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,188
of what you want and sub it
in for the "p" in Pina Colada.
445
00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:28,773
- I don't get it.
- I'm shocked.
446
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:31,068
Take our signature green G.
G-nicoladas.
447
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,945
Technically GHB-nicoladas.
448
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,195
Cocaine? C-nicoladas.
449
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:35,781
- Molly?
- Ecstasy. E-nicoladas.
450
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,616
- What else you got?
- LSD-nicoladas.
451
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,118
- PCP-nicoladas.
- Mushrooms?
452
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,202
Zoomie-nicoladas.
453
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,744
- Speed?
- Amphetami-nicoladas.
454
00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:42,913
Dexedri-nicoladas.
455
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,125
- Crystal?
- Methamphetami-nicoladas.
456
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,210
- Anesthetics?
- Ketami-nicoladas.
457
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,461
Resplendent.
458
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,963
Your boy and his crew
will be here in 30.
459
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,172
I'll be ready.
460
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,464
You stay out of it.
461
00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:55,216
- Let's have a bump.
- C-nicoladas?
462
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:56,968
- Quick key bump.
- Key-nicoladas.
463
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,720
- I'll refrain.
- Stewart.
464
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,513
Roald!
465
00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:03,559
I must. There is war
on the horizon.
466
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,726
I shan't be impaired.
467
00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:07,146
After though?
468
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,813
- After?
- You'd have a bump?
469
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:09,939
C-nicoladas?
470
00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:11,274
After I'd have a bump, yeah.
471
00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,318
- Quick key bump?
- Key-nicoladas?
472
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,445
After I'd have
a key bump or two, yeah.
473
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:16,905
Stewart.
474
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:18,866
Fuckin' idiots!
475
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,745
Gonna get that?
476
00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:25,830
Mind your beeswax.
477
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,081
Ooh, ooh!
478
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,293
Why don't yous go back
to whatever
479
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:31,794
Boy Luck Club you came from.
480
00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:35,339
BROdude Club Ferda, actually.
481
00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:39,218
It's an exclusive club that's
men-only that we started.
482
00:19:39,218 --> 00:19:41,888
So yous are scared of girls now?
483
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:43,514
I did a number on you two.
484
00:19:43,639 --> 00:19:45,516
All the BROdude you can crush,
485
00:19:45,516 --> 00:19:47,602
nobody asking you
to hold their purse.
486
00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:49,396
Or making you buy them a drink.
487
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,147
Just bros, buddy.
488
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,273
Just buddies, boys.
489
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,400
- BROdude Club.
- Ferda.
490
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,320
So, what do you bros say?
491
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,490
It's pretty gay.
492
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,908
- Wayne!
- Dan.
493
00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,285
- You can't says that.
- Here's the thing though.
494
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:06,746
I can say whatever I want.
495
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:08,456
Yeah, but you're not
expose'ta say gay
496
00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:10,000
when you mean like
stupid or something.
497
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,960
That's awfully presumptuous,
Squirrelly Dan.
498
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,670
Yeah, I'm fairly certain that's
not what he meant, Squirrelly.
499
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,130
Yeah, you gotta stop
being so squirrelly, Dan.
500
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:19,216
Now look, if I see something
that is, by definition, gay...
501
00:20:19,342 --> 00:20:20,718
What's your definition of gay?
502
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:23,222
Male dicks penetrating
male butts, for pleasures sake.
503
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,348
Sound definition, good buddy.
504
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,432
For swinging dicks, yeah.
505
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,516
Then I can and will call it gay.
506
00:20:27,516 --> 00:20:28,810
I don't know, good buddies.
507
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,687
What say I see a male dick
penetrating a male butt,
508
00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:33,397
consensually,
for pleasures sake.
509
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,359
Certainly I can say...
510
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,570
- That's pretty gay.
- Fairs enough.
511
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,987
You calling us gay?
512
00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,697
- No.
- Good answer, bro.
513
00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:43,242
But your club is super gay.
514
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,034
You want to come
say that to my face?
515
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,453
Oh, you're such a walnut.
516
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,496
I don't know, I don't wanna put
anything in stone here,
517
00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:50,624
just think I'm well within
my rights to assume that
518
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,333
these two aim to fuck some dudes
519
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,336
up the ass in this
all-male club of theirs.
520
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,587
Which is totally fine!
521
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,505
- I got no problem with it.
- Yup, checks out.
522
00:20:57,505 --> 00:21:00,509
Oh, man, I did
such a number on you two.
523
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,093
- Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
524
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:03,845
Raging boner in my underwear.
525
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,429
We have the floor, boys!
526
00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:06,889
We're recruiting here, boys!
527
00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:08,891
- For your men-only club?
- Super gay.
528
00:21:08,891 --> 00:21:10,851
- There ya go.
- More to that,
529
00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:13,021
you guys wanna come to
a super gay birthday party?
530
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,188
Some say the super gayest.
531
00:21:14,188 --> 00:21:15,439
Fuck me right up the ass, boys.
532
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:16,774
All new levels of gay.
533
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:18,359
Let's get
all sorts of fuckin' gay.
534
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,070
- Straight up the ass.
- Are women allowed?
535
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530
- Always.
- You can watch.
536
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,197
- Okay.
- Am I allowed?
537
00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,117
- Why not?
- Would I do all right at this?
538
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,909
I think you would do
really well.
539
00:21:26,909 --> 00:21:28,787
- Gonna be Puppers?
- Yeah, ya like Puppers?
540
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,997
- Gonna be Gus N' Bru?
- Yeah, ya like Gus N' Bru?
541
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:32,040
Here we go now.
542
00:21:33,332 --> 00:21:34,710
Yous two coming to this
super gay birthday party
543
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,461
or are you scared of gays
like you're scared of girls?
544
00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:38,797
I think we need to find a new
545
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,132
regional initiative
branding project, buddy.
546
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,967
Can't fight the majority, bro.
547
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,093
- Dude.
- Ferda.
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