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You were leanin' right into one
with your pals the other day.
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Wayne, you hammered?
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Me? No...
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Sorry, what's that?
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He's hammered.
Fuck, I'm hammered.
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Shouldn't have driven here.
You didn't.
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Holy fuck.
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He's ins it to wins it.
Fuckin' A.
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In it to win it.
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Look at this wild cat.
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Bonnie, they have you
making beer runs now?
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Fuck no. Ain't trying
be no beer runner.
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She made the bet.
She in it to win it.
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She lost the bet.
What for?
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I said Tavares would have
a slow start with the Leafs.
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And I still say
if the Leafs
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think I'm paying a buck twenty
for upper bowl seats,
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they can sucks my babcock.
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Sharp coat, bud.
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Thanks, Wayne.
Can I borrow it?
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You've got plenty to keep
you warm in that turtleneck.
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Looks cozy.
Wanna try it on?
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I've gotta go to work.
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Bye, Daryl.
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Aren't you supposed
to be driving
to Quebec later?
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Me? No.
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Marie-Fred picked up
a shift there, so...
In Quebec.
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So, let's drink eight beers.
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Fuck, I'll have
eight beers.
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Speaking of
driving to Quebec...
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Look at this big cat.
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Oof. Wayne!
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I could set your breath
on fire from all the way
over here.
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He's hammered.
He's in it to win it.
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I'd have a beer.
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Aren't you supposed
to be courting your
Mennonite tonight?
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Ooh, Lovina Dyck.
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Lovina Dyck's parents
are out of towns,
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and you needs parental
supervisions to courts
a Mennonite gal.
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So, what's a Mennonite's
favorite kind of raisin?
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What?
Barn raisin'.
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Well, it's a great
day for eight.
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Beers.
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Looks like Wayne's
already had eight beers.
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Me?
He's eight'n to exhale.
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Better eight than never.
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Why would anybody want to
sit down and drink eight beers?
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He's in it to win it.
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Eight will get
the rig rollin'.
Fuckin' A.
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Je ne comprends pas, Daniel.
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Let's say your buddy comes
over to have a beer.
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Say you have a beer,
maybe you have
a couple beers.
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But you're gonna stop
at a couple of beers
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'cause if you have
six beers,
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well, then you might
as well just be honest
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and admit you're gonna
get fucking hammered.
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Fuckin' six, seven beers.
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Je ne comprends toujours pas.
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If you say you're gonna
have a couple beers,
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you stop at a couple beers.
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But if you're more
likely to lean into it,
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like we are today,
well, then you get real...
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You get real.
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You get real and you say,
"I'm gonna have eight beers."
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Fuck, McMurray
was talkin' about
having eight beers.
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McMurray's a piece of shit.
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Why would anybody want to sit
and just drink eight beers?
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Just the bloat of it.
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He's in it to win it.
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Fuck, Dary, have a beer.
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Do youse remember
when I was talking about
driving to Quebec?
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Oh, I remember that.
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It was right when I
entered the conversation.
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I only caught
a ribbon of it,
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but I'm dying for
the rest to unfurl.
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Well, I got news for youse.
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Hope it's better than
McMurray's news for youse.
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Fuck, anything's better than
McMurray's news for youse.
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"And I..."
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I'm driving to Quebec.
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Good fishin' in Quebec.
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Great fishin' in Quebec.
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To get Anik back.
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Fuck off, Dary.
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Well, look at this bear cat.
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What's happening?
Okay.
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You're mine now.
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You here.
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I believe the expression is,
"Give your balls a tug."
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She's angry.
She's in it to win it.
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Dary, if you drive to Quebec
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to beg a woman who cheated
on you to come back,
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I will punch you
in the stomach.
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Yeah, get him right
in the processor, Katy.
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Well, there's no evidence
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that she cheated on me,
that I know of.
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She was just going
back to Jean-Claude.
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Fuck, Katy got him
right in the processor.
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So, Dary, you think that
she made that decision,
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came to tell you,
and then went back to him.
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That's what I
was hoping for.
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Dary, where do you
think she was
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for those two weeks
you couldn't reach her?
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Taking racy Instagram
photos. Yew!
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There's proof of that.
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Yew!
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She was fucking him.
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That's a bad word.
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Oh, bother.
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Well, to be fair.
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To be fair.
To be fair.
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To be fair, if there was
one woman that could
make me switch teams,
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she is it.
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Well, but I...
Wait.
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Glen, switch teams
to what?
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Catholicism.
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Good buddies?
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She's rights.
She's in it to win it.
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Goddamn right I'm right.
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Can't go back to someone
who steps out on you
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and gets any respects.
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No?
No.
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Nots in a small town.
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Wayne?
Look, if you're nine
out of ten in it to win it,
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well, that ain't good enough.
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Gotta be 10 outta 10.
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Or you're not
in it to win it.
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What?
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Good buddy?
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If she cheats...
Or he.
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It's over.
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No exceptions.
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So youse aren't
gonna come with me?
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Good buddy, I'll go.
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But I do not back this.
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Well, then you're not
a good enough buddy.
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Good buddy?
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Just calm down.
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Dary, if you make me
fucking run right now...
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Katy! The show's
about to start.
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Ugh, fuck the show.
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Wanna know what?
Fuck the show is right.
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Yeah, I'm getting
a wee bit tired of
this fucking show myself.
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So, this is not a good
time to tell you
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that I need to start
charging you rent
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on the studio space?
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We spent all winter helping
people with their problems.
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Look, if we haven't
helped you,
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you're fucking helpless.
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Yeah, we
puts in our times.
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It's all right if we
looks out for number
ones for a wee bit.
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Put on your own oxygen mask
before assisting others.
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But I'm assuming there's
already about three dozen
people in the queue.
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You wanna know what?
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We're gonna sit here,
drink eight beers,
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and help them all till
it's all fucking over with.
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And then what?
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Get that fucking
red light going.
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Okay, come on, little guy,
we're gonna do this.
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And, eh, we're on.
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Welcome to the last
ever Crack An Ag.
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And bet you can't, so...
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All right.
Grab a knee.
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I wanna thank youse guys.
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Youse made a big sacrifice
for me this week.
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Four practices
in six days.
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I think we're ready.
We're ready.
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We're ready?
We're ready.
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These guys are gonna
be really fuckin' good.
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Pleasure is all
ours, boys.
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Yeah, we missed
the boys, boys.
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Got us thinking
about getting the boys
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back together
permanently, boys.
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You know how good these
guys are gonna be, right?
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Hey, what did I tell
you about talking?
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How good?
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These guys are gonna be
so fucking good.
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Same still goes for you, too.
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That good?
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These guys are gonna be
really fucking good.
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Hey!
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I said we're ready.
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We're ready.
We're ready.
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We're ready.
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We'd be better
with Barts.
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Yorkie.
Scholtzy.
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Fisky.
Boomtown.
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Well, they're not here,
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and I told youse
I don't wanna talk about
those fuckers, all right?
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Yeah, but...
But why?
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Get up. Get up.
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Barts?
Yorkie.
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Scholtzy?
Fisky?
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Boomtown!
Hey, you guys.
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Don't you have to be Native
to play for the Native team?
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You have to be Native
to play for the Native team.
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Read the Indian Act, ladies.
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Indian?
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Not sure that's PC, buddy.
I don't think it is, buddy.
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Barts.
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I'm eligible
for Indian status
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because one or both
of my grandparents
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has Indian status,
you little bitch.
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Yorkie?
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I'm also eligible
for Indian status
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because one or more
of my parents has
Indian status.
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Scholtzy.
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I'm also eligible
for Indian status
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because an immediate
family member,
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i.e., uncle, aunt, or cousin
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is registered or entitled
to be registered,
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pussy.
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Fisky.
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My eligibility is
a bit more complicated,
but equally valid.
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At least one of my parents
is or was registered
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or entitled to be registered
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under subsection 6
or subsection 6
of the Indian Act,
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which I advise you
to investigate
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to further educate yourselves
on the Canadian Indian Act.
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Boomtown!
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I'm the grandchild
of an Indian woman
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who lost her status
through marriage.
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Which makes me
a Bill C-3 Applicant
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of the Gender Equity
in the Indian Registration Act.
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My grandmother was
a good woman.
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My grandfather,
a violent, unfaithful drunk.
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I worked through
my anger towards him
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in therapy with
a registered psychotherapist,
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which conveniently
was a 75% tax write off
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under my social
benefits program.
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Big takeaway?
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Be kind.
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'Cause everyone you meet
is fighting a battle
you know nothing about.
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Give your
fucking balls a tug.
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Shoresy?
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Tit fucker.
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That's our secret weapon.
Buckle up.
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We'll see.
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We'll see.
We'll see.
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We'll see.
Oh, we'll see.
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We'll see.
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These guys are gonna be
really fucking good.
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You remember our
little wager, Tanis?
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Hmm, I think so.
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Bit like my favorite
hockey player...
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BJ Crombeen.
Oh.
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A bit like my favorite
mixed martial artist.
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BJ Penn.
Right.
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Bit like my favorite
cast member from hit
NBC sitcom The Office.
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BJ Novak.
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I think you're cute.
I would have done it anyways.
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Really?
But a bet's a bet.
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Let's go then.
254
00:08:47,859 --> 00:08:49,778
Right. Grab a knee.
255
00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,907
Now, I know we can't
win this game,
256
00:08:53,907 --> 00:08:55,535
but I need to make
it entertaining.
257
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,286
Show these guys
what I can bring.
Little help?
258
00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,412
Oh, so you want us
to donk, boys?
259
00:08:59,412 --> 00:09:01,206
Yeah, I need
a couple donkeys.
260
00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:03,251
I could donk
all day, boys.
261
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,377
Call me Rob Donkowski.
262
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,795
I'm a Donkey Tonk Man.
263
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,213
I'm a Donkey Tonk Woman.
264
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,546
Donkey's
and conky's ferda.
265
00:09:08,546 --> 00:09:10,966
All right.
Let's do this.
266
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,139
Nice earrings, Gailer.
267
00:09:18,139 --> 00:09:19,724
You wanna try 'em on?
268
00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,017
Where's everybody?
269
00:09:21,017 --> 00:09:22,686
I look like
the fuckin' Oracle?
270
00:09:22,686 --> 00:09:23,937
I don't know
what she looks like.
271
00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:26,607
Beer?
272
00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:27,775
I'm driving.
273
00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,569
Where to, caribou?
Quebec.
274
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,612
What for, wild boar?
Anik.
275
00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,821
Yew!
276
00:09:32,821 --> 00:09:34,073
Is Scottie Wallis here?
277
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,950
Nah. Just talkin' about
Daryl's ex-sweetie.
278
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,618
Skank Azaria?
279
00:09:38,618 --> 00:09:41,538
Sounds like he's
after a little
Shaw-Skank Redemption.
280
00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:42,956
She stepped out
on you, Daryl.
281
00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:44,208
That's not certain.
282
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,334
Fucking likely.
283
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,960
If she cheats...
Or he.
284
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,838
Or they, it's over.
285
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,589
No exceptions.
286
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:53,050
A lot of good girls out there
who would never do that to you.
287
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,343
You need to open your eyes.
288
00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,845
I just need to
find some backup.
289
00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:58,598
Gonna get my ass
kicked, likely.
290
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,349
Bad timing, cowboy.
291
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,642
Everyone's out and about.
292
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,643
Bother.
293
00:10:04,936 --> 00:10:06,564
Not everyone, I guess.
294
00:10:18,908 --> 00:10:20,076
Roald.
Stewart.
295
00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:21,745
Shall I assume
you're behind this?
296
00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:23,413
I'd prefer them
behind me.
297
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,248
Justify.
298
00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:27,042
You know how some people
have vision boards?
299
00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:30,378
I know how some
might-have-been wannabes
have vision boards, yes.
300
00:10:30,378 --> 00:10:31,464
Cool.
301
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,632
So I have
a jerk board.
302
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,924
What's a jerk board?
303
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,468
Things I can look at for
inspiration to jerk off.
304
00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:41,014
You require inspiration?
Sometimes I do.
305
00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:42,349
We're in trouble.
306
00:10:42,349 --> 00:10:44,392
We're all in trouble.
We need help.
307
00:10:44,392 --> 00:10:46,144
The hicks have
a call-in show...
Roald.
308
00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:48,689
We kept shopping around
that green G you guys
brought to the city.
309
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,358
Kept your legacy alive.
Danke.
310
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,484
But the city dealer
got wise. Sniffed us out.
311
00:10:52,484 --> 00:10:53,569
He wants to kill us.
312
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,820
Like he wanted
to kill you.
313
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,281
We ain't scared.
But we need your help.
314
00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,660
What, pray tell, makes you
think I can help?
315
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,619
Or want to, Stewart.
Roald.
316
00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:05,205
Because you're a vigilante.
317
00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:08,166
And we heard you and
your girl when we came
to your door that day.
318
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,502
Sounded like some
of that good fuckin'.
319
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,836
Mmm-hmm?
Mmm-hmm.
320
00:11:11,836 --> 00:11:14,799
Type of dudes who
can pull that off
are capable, competent...
321
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,133
Men.
322
00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:19,011
Roald.
Stewart.
323
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,597
How does our
schedule look?
Jammed.
324
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,099
What can we do
to convince you to...
325
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,603
Move some things around?
326
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,732
Things are moving.
327
00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:44,328
I would smash
Susan Aglukark
fuckin' yesterday.
328
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,913
Cool warm-up song.
Susan Aglukark?
329
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:49,541
Juno Award winner for
Breakthrough Artist
of the Year '95.
330
00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:51,918
Indigenous Album
of the Year '95 and '04.
331
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,211
Get off her fuckin' dick.
332
00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:54,463
What's this?
333
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:04,264
34, what's one
plus one, you big dumb fuck?
334
00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,224
Fuck, are you
fuckin' ugly, bud.
335
00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:08,518
Spell "puck,"
you dumb fucking asshole.
336
00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,271
I'll stick you in the face.
337
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,232
You fucking sally,
I'm gonna stick you
right in the fucking bird.
338
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,487
Ash Corley on the line.
339
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,488
There's a wild cat.
Bear cat.
340
00:12:20,488 --> 00:12:21,699
Big cat, Corley!
341
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,951
How're you now?
Good, youse?
342
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:27,036
Not so bad.
Guess who's running
for Miss 4-H Club?
343
00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:28,205
You in it to win it?
344
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,873
I should say.
345
00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,208
Isn't that, uh,
346
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,586
normally reserved for,
uh, high school gals?
347
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,006
Yeah, but fuck,
they let dudes
around now, so...
348
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,174
Really?
349
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,593
So, anyones can be, uh,
Miss 4-H Club, then?
350
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,094
If you've got
two feet and a heartbeat,
you're in.
351
00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:44,637
Good, are you
in it to win it?
352
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,642
So, did youse
just calls in
353
00:12:49,642 --> 00:12:52,687
to let us know that you're
runnings for Miss 4-H Clubs?
354
00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:54,190
I was actually
calling to ask Wayne
355
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,858
if he's fucking serious
with that turtleneck.
356
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,234
You lose a lot of
heat in the neck.
357
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,402
Looks cozy, bud.
Why? You wanna try it on?
358
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,242
It's a nice day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
359
00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:11,873
It's not too cold.
360
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,917
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
361
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,676
Shit. Get down.
362
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,070
Dickskin.
Dickins.
363
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,323
You're up.
364
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,825
Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen,
children of all ages.
365
00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:51,287
We would first like
to thank the Atikameksheng
Anishnawbek band
366
00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:53,206
for allowing us on their land
367
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,584
for tonight's match up
between the Letterkenny Irish
and the North Rez Eagles.
368
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,378
We fuckin' going?
Give me one. Give me it.
369
00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:00,506
Get your 50/50
tickets in the lobby...
370
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,132
You fucking
chicken shit.
371
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:05,261
No fighting.
372
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,594
None.
373
00:14:17,605 --> 00:14:19,859
Nice work.
Celly fuckin' harder.
374
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,402
You're the pride
of your community.
375
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:40,211
Are you even
fucking trying?
376
00:14:40,336 --> 00:14:41,589
You can try, eh.
377
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,797
You can try.
378
00:14:46,509 --> 00:14:49,137
Barts, if you're Native,
I'm fuckin' Wakanda.
379
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,638
You're a fuckin' joke, nine.
380
00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:59,105
Hey, you're hammered
then, eh?
381
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:01,941
Holy fuck, could light
your fuckin' breath on fire.
382
00:15:01,941 --> 00:15:03,402
Fight him, fight him.
383
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,153
Give him one.
Give him one.
384
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,656
Give it to him.
What are you gonna do?
385
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,282
What are you gonna do?
386
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:11,200
Huh? What are you
gonna fucking do?
387
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:18,876
See,
that's the worst player
on our team.
388
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,878
You got one fucking job.
You're fucking awful.
389
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,379
Holy fuck.
390
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,801
Slash me again,
you little fuck.
I'll fuck you up.
391
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,638
That fuckin' ugly
piece of shit running
around, boys,
392
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,014
don't fuckin'
worry about it.
393
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,916
Fuck you, Yorkie,
you fuckin' nerd.
394
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,668
If you're Native,
I'm Elizabeth Warren.
395
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:20,229
You fucking suck!
396
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,022
You're so fucking bad!
397
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,358
Boys, hey, boys.
In you go.
You're fuckin' terrible.
398
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,026
Holy fuck, boys!
399
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,027
Got those knee pads
from your mom, bud?
400
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:29,863
Khloe Kardashian
at Coachella
401
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,032
is more of a Native
than you, Boomtown.
402
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,658
It's fuckin' embarrassing.
403
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:35,618
Hey, Scholtzy, when's
your day with the cup?
404
00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:37,787
You're taking it
to a fuckin' powwow,
or what?
405
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:40,081
If you're Native,
I'm a Maori Tribesman.
406
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,709
I'll fuck you like I fucked
a Maori tribesman!
407
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,599
Celly
fucking harder, eh, boys.
408
00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:00,519
You're
a first place club
beating a team
409
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,770
that's been together a week.
410
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,857
Hey, hey. Can I grab
your address?
411
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,941
A little note
in the mail
412
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,193
to remind you how
fuckin' useless you are.
413
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,989
If you're Native,
I'm Genghis Khan,
you fucking poser.
414
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,949
Can I grab your email?
Oh, I'll just get it
from your mom.
415
00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:16,534
Oh, you're tough?
416
00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:19,288
I'm sorry, sorry
I punched you
in your ugly fuckin' face.
417
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,997
Come on, let's
get 'em riled up.
418
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,206
Are you goin' him?
419
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,041
Are you going him
or are you going me?
420
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,753
It's meal time.
You ever thought
about, like, maybe
421
00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,589
skippin' a fucking
meal or two?
422
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,799
Someone stole
my breakfast sando,
looks like it was you.
423
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,677
You can fuckin'
crossover, you big,
fat fuck.
424
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:43,020
Sometimes you
get speed-bagged.
425
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,396
Sometimes you
get dummied.
426
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,189
Happens in hockey.
Part of the game.
427
00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:47,983
It's fuckin' embarrassing.
428
00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:56,949
Uh, so, yeah.
429
00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,035
You all set,
good buddies?
430
00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:00,579
Thanks, good buddy.
431
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,539
Fuck, are you boys
hammered, eh?
432
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,875
Oh, we're in one.
433
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,711
We're in it to win it.
All right.
Will talk to ya.
434
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,420
Yeah, talk to ya.
435
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,630
All right, Katy,
who's next?
436
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,050
That's it.
What's it?
437
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,717
That's the end of the queue.
438
00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:16,302
Forever.
439
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:17,346
Oh.
440
00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:19,807
Well, that was a...
441
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,641
That was the final
Crack An Ag.
442
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:23,060
Buddies couldn't, so...
443
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,021
Nonnies can't, so...
444
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,272
You're hammered, bud.
445
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,024
Fuck, that's
a Texas-sized 10-4.
446
00:18:30,024 --> 00:18:32,444
Over and out.
447
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,820
All right, and...
448
00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:35,364
Cut. Wrap.
449
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,657
Good.
450
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,118
Oh.
451
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:41,328
Bye, gorgeous.
452
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,495
See ya, bye.
453
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,915
Call you.
Hey.
454
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,418
What's all the rumpus?
455
00:18:49,418 --> 00:18:51,504
Oh, we drank eight beers.
456
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:53,881
Well, that's why I'm here,
you said you was gonna
drink eight beers.
457
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:55,884
Train's already left
the station, McMurray.
458
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,553
Yeah, honestly, McMurray,
that train's two provinces
away by now.
459
00:18:58,553 --> 00:18:59,929
Bye, bye, train.
460
00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:03,934
Oh, where's Dary?
He'll drink eight beers
with me.
461
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,601
Dary's in Quebec.
462
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,562
Quebec?
463
00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:08,856
Good fishing's
in Quebec.
464
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,273
Great fishing in Quebec.
465
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:11,899
What, is there a fuckin'
poutine festival
or something?
466
00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:13,734
No, he went
to get back Anik back.
467
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:15,820
By himself?
468
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:17,406
Ya heard it here first.
469
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,032
And none of youse
went with him?
470
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:22,034
You can't go back to
somebody who cheated on you
and get any respect.
471
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,288
Not in a small town.
472
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,872
Wayne.
473
00:19:25,872 --> 00:19:27,249
Look, if she cheats...
474
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,376
Or he.
It's over.
475
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,712
No exceptions.
But...
476
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,088
Dary's your friend.
477
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,549
Oh, yeah, Dary's
a good buddy, good buddy.
478
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,259
And youse let him
walk into big trouble
479
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,926
in Little Arsheen
by himself
480
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:40,553
in a room full of
smoked-meat eatin',
481
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,097
bagel munchin'
sons of bitches?
482
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,599
Well, he should know better.
483
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,727
Yeah, but when
a friend asks for help,
484
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:48,978
youse help him.
485
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:54,318
I said, "When a friend
asks for help..."
486
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,656
We're going to Quebec.
487
00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:05,995
That was some
of that good fuckin'.
488
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:09,124
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
489
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,042
You're welcome.
That is competence.
490
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,793
That is capability.
491
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,005
That is a man.
492
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,967
I can't help you
with your dealer.
493
00:20:21,802 --> 00:20:22,929
Currently.
494
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,680
I would need help.
495
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,810
But I've lived a lifetime
of needing help.
496
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,397
I will ask for help
no longer.
497
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,814
What are you gonna do,
Stewart?
498
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:38,611
This.
You're gonna...
499
00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:41,197
Do that guy?
500
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:51,332
So, W's talk, baby.
501
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:52,792
I don't want that BJ.
502
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:55,253
You sure?
I wanna take you
on a proper date.
503
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,422
Okay.
But that's not
all I want.
504
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,715
Elaborate.
The Eagles are good enough
to win the league.
505
00:20:59,715 --> 00:21:01,051
My cousins will love that.
506
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,636
But I wanna win
the fuckin' country.
507
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,054
Big thinker,
is that a theme with you?
508
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,430
I want Reilly and Jonesy.
509
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:08,433
They're not Native.
And Shoresy.
510
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,644
He could be an amphibian
for all I know.
511
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,228
I want you to run
the in game show.
512
00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:20,529
I don't wanna...
I don't put out
till the second date.
513
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,239
Come on, I want you
to meet my cousins.
514
00:21:26,659 --> 00:21:28,829
It looked good
for that takedown.
515
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,247
I'd say that ship
sailed, bud.
516
00:21:31,247 --> 00:21:34,166
Hey, are the Irish
back together?
517
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,711
They could be.
518
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,254
I'm working through
my kinesiology degree
in the city.
519
00:21:38,254 --> 00:21:39,380
Are you?
520
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,132
With a focus
on massage therapy.
521
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:44,093
Are you?
Yeah, I need a team
for my work placement.
522
00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:47,054
So, I'll ask again.
523
00:21:47,054 --> 00:21:48,514
Are the Irish back together?
524
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,360
Daryl.
525
00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:02,945
Anik.
526
00:22:04,196 --> 00:22:05,948
It's a nice day.
Oh, yeah, yeah...
527
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,160
Is Jean-Claude here?
No.
528
00:22:09,285 --> 00:22:11,580
He's in the bush hunting
for... sangliers, pour
des côtelettes de sangliers.
529
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,124
Mmm. J'aime les côtelettes
de sanglier.
530
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,799
Where's Jean-Carl?
531
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,551
TD.
TD bank.
532
00:22:25,718 --> 00:22:27,637
T.D.
Toronto Dominion Bank.
533
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,607
Why are you here, Daryl?
534
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,108
Um...
535
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,028
I was hoping maybe
we could go somewhere
and talk privately?
536
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,493
I just...
If we could
go somewhere,
537
00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:51,869
just me and you,
and we could...
538
00:22:51,869 --> 00:22:53,163
I said...
539
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,207
Let's let them be happy,
my friend.
540
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:57,458
And what if I don't?
541
00:22:58,918 --> 00:22:59,836
Try it.
542
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,052
Well, well, well.
543
00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:11,098
You could cut the tension
in here with a fuckin'
beach ball.
544
00:23:11,555 --> 00:23:12,515
Wayne.
545
00:23:16,102 --> 00:23:18,105
Yeah, wanna try it on?
546
00:23:20,022 --> 00:23:20,941
No, I wasn't.
547
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,110
What if he don't,
mon frère?
548
00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:26,237
I, uh...
549
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,703
Might have a beer.
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