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How come yous aren't
Crackin' an Ag this week?
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Oh, there's some nut sacks
in there trying to remake
Wayne's World.
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Wayne's World or Noah's Arcade
Wayne's World?
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Well, the fuckin' former,
I hope.
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You guys seens the remakes
of Hawaii Five-0's?
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Hawaii Five-no.
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I've seen it.
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Hawaii Five-Oh,
look what else is on.
Click.
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Yeah, it's about time
they simmer down
with all those remakes in LA.
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Reboots, if we're
splittin' hairs, in LA.
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Yeah, whatever
you wanna call it.
Just leave it be, fuck.
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Yeah, just leave it be, fuck.
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Hawaii Five-Oof.
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Yeah, maybe James Caan
but Scott Caan't.
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You know what surely
should we make?
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Who's The Boss?
Now that was a show.
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That's a show.
Maybe the best show.
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You guys know I do
a pretty good
Tony Danza, right?
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Yes.
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Ay-oh, ay-oh.
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Well, to be fair...
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To be fair...
To be fair...
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Everybody does
a pretty good Tony Danza, Dary.
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No, they don't.
Angela!
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Jonathan.
Mona!
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Yeah, it's kinda like
Christopher Walken.
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Like, even Christopher Walken
does a pretty good
Christopher Walken.
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I've seen better.
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I wanted to know
what it would be like...
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to be a crocodile.
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Attaboy.
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Here's my takes
on the whole things.
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If they're gonna be
remakesing Who's The Boss?
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or any shows
for that matter,
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you gotta shakes it up
a little bit.
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You know, it's not enough
to just get some new actors
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to play the same old parts.
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Could summit
Mount Whatsyerpoint
any time now.
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Here's my elevator pitch.
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Now we've established
everyone loves Who's The Boss?
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We have.
Everyone also else loves
Doctor Whos.
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Mm, it's true. They do.
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So why not take
two tried and true ideas
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and make one new one.
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Doctor Who's The Boss?
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Now, see, I'd watch that.
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That's a one-inch putt.
Yeah, that's a two-fer.
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That's a tap ins.
That's a tap in for eagle.
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That's an empty-netter.
That's a mash-ups,
if you wills.
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A lay-up, if you will.
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Doctor Who's The Boss?
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Now that's a show.
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Samantha, the universe,
it's a vast
and ridiculous place,
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full of, uh,
lots of unexplained things
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that we call miracles.
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Now go get Jonathan
'cause dinner's almost ready.
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Ay-oh, ay-oh.
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Oh.
Yeah, so wait a seconds.
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So you just take any two shows
and you jam them together?
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Not any two shows.
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The second show
has to begin with
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the last word
of the first show
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in order for it to be
a seamless portmanteaus.
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Like Roseanne...
Of Green Gables.
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Modern Family...
Feud.
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See, I would've gone with
Modern Family Matters.
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Just 'cause
I'm a big Urkel fan.
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Maybe the biggest
Urkel fan here.
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Yeah, Stefan Urquelle's
a pretty good guy, too.
Great dancer.
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Happy Days...
Of our Lives.
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Game Of Thrones?
See I'd go
Dating Game of Thrones.
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The world's first medieval
fantasy dating realitys
game show.
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That's your hooks.
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Full House.
Hunters International.
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Blended families
looking for new homes
all over the worlds.
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That's a walk
with bases loaded.
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Magnum PI...
Dreams of Jeannies.
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South Parks & Recreation.
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Orphan is the New Black.
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Speakers Corner Gas.
Beverly Hillbillies 90210.
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Perfect Stranger Things.
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The Mindy Project Runway.
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Larry King of Queens.
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Larry King of the Hill.
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Larry Brea-King Bads.
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Sesame Street Legal.
Ooh, puppets take on
difficult court cases.
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I'm telling you,
that's like having
a hammer in the eighth
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with an empty house.
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Wait, I think
I got doozie here.
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00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,516
The Golden Gilmore
Gossip Girls.
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Oh-ay, ay-oh.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
In figure skating terms,
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you just landed a Brownings.
That's a trifecta.
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That's like, uh,
The Good Doctor
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
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Or perhaps if you're
going to reboot
Who's The Boss?
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you gotta make
Bruce Springsteen the Boss.
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Oh, yeah, I would
watch that for sure.
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Born in the U-S-Ay-oh,
whoa!
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Ay-oh, ay-oh.
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Remember when I was on Taxi?
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Oh, I was also named Tony.
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Ay-oh, ay-oh.
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And I tried really hard
with that talk show.
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Welcome to this year's
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sister versus brother
fundraising challenge
in supports of
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Don Cherry's
Pet Rescue Foundations.
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Weren't yous gonna
come up with
a catchier name this year?
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Yeah, we were,
but the only word
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that rhymes with sibling
is "nibbling."
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And that gets
real weird real fast.
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Fair.
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We were tossing around
the ideas
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of calling it
"Wayne, Lose or Draw,"
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which, despite being
fun to say,
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turns out it actually doesn't
explains what the hells
we're doing here.
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True story.
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Now, Wayne,
as you are awares,
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Katy won last year's
Doggie Dinner Theater
challenge.
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Gotta hand it to you, sister.
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"Bone Alone" was choice.
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Deftly-crafted
and oddly poignant.
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I can see why
audiences raved.
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And to you, Big Brother.
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"Fiddler on the Ruff" was...
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also choice.
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High-concept
and gamely delivered,
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but maybe
a smidge too hips
for the room.
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Katy also won
the year before
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with the Hick or Treat
Halloween Challenge.
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The judges ruled
in her favor for her
Katy Lang costume
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over your
Waynes, Trains
and Automobiles.
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Oh, yeah,
you kicked my caboose.
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In fact, Katy is undefeated
in the five-year histories,
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or should we say,
"herstories"
of this year's events.
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What's the theme
this year, boys?
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Letterkenny versus Penny.
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And the rules are
quite simple.
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Whoever can fill
the most paint cans
with pennies, wins.
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Technically,
the animals wins,
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because every cent
goes to them,
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but, you know,
one of yous
gets bragging rights.
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And the loser
has to roll
every single cent.
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Ah, bugger.
Oh, bother.
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Shotgun start at noon.
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Paint cans
loaded by midnight.
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And if all goes
according to plan,
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Dan and I will be
loaded by mid-aft.
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Dary and I are on
the night shift,
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much like The Commodores
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we'll be counting
every red cents
until the sun rises.
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Yous could be rollin 'em
while you're countin' 'em.
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Yeah, what are we
even doing here?
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What's a competition
without stakes?
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What's a couple of Pupper's
without steaks?
Mm-hm.
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Ah, bugger.
Oh, bother.
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The official
tally will be counted
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and the winner determined
by first light.
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Questions?
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All right, then.
We're good, then.
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Dary, that was
redundant, Dary.
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Okay, Kate.
Kate, okay.
Good luck.
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I look forward to being
the barkitecht
of your demise.
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And to you, Big Brother.
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Who's a good boy?
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May the best sibling win.
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Didn't peg you for
a first-in-line
Saturday mati-nooner.
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I'm not.
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Wayne and I are competing
in a fundraising challenge
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for Don Cherry's
Pet Rescue Foundation,
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and I have to collect
more pennies.
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I need your help
beating him.
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Oh, I'd love
to help you
beat him off.
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Unnecessary preposition
at the end there, Gail.
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'Kay.
'Kay.
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Anyways,
in for a penny.
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In for a pound.
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You're giving her
quite a head start,
good buddy.
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You haven't even
left the house yet.
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Fuck, when are
the Obvious Awards
this year, Dary?
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You're a shoe in.
He's gonna do
the reds carpets?
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I hear Ryan Seacrest
can't wait to talk to you.
Who's you wearings?
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I hear Ben Mulroney
can't wait to talk to you.
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They'll probably puts you up
between Cardi Bs
and Sacha Barons Cohens.
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Will you look at
Cardi B over there
sporting a baby bump.
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Fuck, she brave, eh?
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What's your plan, Stan?
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I dunno.
What's the plan, Dan?
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I believes this forecast
calls for a brainstorms.
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Well, Dary, what say
you found yourself
in this competition.
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What goddamn
would a Dary do?
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I'd have a dogwash.
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And folks could watch movies
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when their pups
are having a bath.
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Then I'd call it "Hair Bud."
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Hard no. Squirrelly D?
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I supposes you could have
an event called
In The Dogshouse,
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where wives pay good money
for their husbands
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to literally sleeps
in doghouses.
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I know a few gals
who brings some
pretty pennies for that one.
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Fuck, have you priced
lumber lately?
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What we'd spend on materials
to build the cock suckers
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would put us six feet under.
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Plus time
is of the essence.
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Only got
till midnight, so...
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Petting zoo
for the kids?
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Heavy petting zoo
for the adults.
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In.
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What do we want
people to do?
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Gives you money.
Bingo.
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That's a good idea.
People love bingo.
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Don't fucking
piss me off, Dary.
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You looks like
you've got a plans,
good buddy.
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I have a plan, good buddy.
Wanna know what
the plan is, good buddy?
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Here's the plan, good buddy.
I'll tell you what the plan is,
good buddy.
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Door-to-door,
less is more.
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I don't knows about that.
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Door knockings could be
all sorts of awkwards.
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No, it's a great opportunity
to catch up on your
small town banters as well.
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You ever notice
that you never get
a straight answer
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out of anybody
in a small town
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when you ask 'em
how they're doing?
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I like that.
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Door knocking
can become hostile as well.
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Like if it's supper time,
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or folks are busy
getting busy.
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That's why there needs to be
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a strategy in place,
Dary.
Go on.
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Urgency.
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I'm listening.
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Dary, give me
your wallet
real quick.
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See?
See what?
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Take it back.
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Dary, give me your wallet.
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But you just gave it
back to me.
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Dary, give me your wallet
real quick.
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See?
I believes I do.
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By adding "real quick"
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to the interaction,
it creates urgency.
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So people are
less prone to think.
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They just do.
242
00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,413
That is incredible.
Wow.
243
00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:02,458
I mean, the urgency
was right there.
244
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,542
I just gotta get...
Dary, shut the fuck up
real quick.
245
00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:06,546
Point proved.
246
00:09:08,922 --> 00:09:09,882
Well...
247
00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:12,509
Hick-tock,
start the clock.
248
00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,056
Penny for your thoughts,
Jim?
249
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,432
I was just thinking
I oughta change
the runner on my skidsteer.
250
00:09:19,432 --> 00:09:20,810
Sorry, no, I meant,
251
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,435
can you spare
a penny or two?
252
00:09:22,435 --> 00:09:23,937
I can spare
one, two, three,
looking at four dollars...
253
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,234
But it don't come free.
What for?
254
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,112
I'm collecting
for Don Cherry's
Pet Rescue Foundation.
255
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,905
I give annually
to Noah's Bark.
256
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,324
Get off your wallet,
Dickskin.
It's Dickins!
257
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,243
What's in your jeans,
Dickskin?
258
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,786
It's a good thing
this Dickskin's
got thick skin, Gail.
259
00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:42,956
What's the damage?
260
00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:44,333
$2 high balls.
261
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,918
But for you,
call it a buck 99.
262
00:09:47,961 --> 00:09:49,129
Keep the change.
263
00:09:49,129 --> 00:09:50,171
Your tip.
264
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,925
Tip's my favorite part.
265
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,259
That's insane.
266
00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,097
I'd like to Aaron Taylor
his Johnson.
267
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,599
What?
I'd like to Dwayne The Rock
his Johnson.
268
00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:04,353
Well, at least
you got a penny
for his thoughts.
269
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,940
This'll get
the rig rolling.
270
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,527
Listen up, y'all!
271
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,321
Buck 99 high balls
till midnight.
272
00:10:14,321 --> 00:10:15,448
Bonnie!
273
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,282
Grab your friends,
buy a round!
274
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,453
That's one strategy,
Katy-Kat.
275
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,204
That's a drop
in the bucket, though.
276
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,538
Pun intended.
277
00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:26,666
You okay with
a little white lie,
Miss Katy?
278
00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:28,168
A little white lie
never hurt anyone.
279
00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:29,545
Here's the scoop.
280
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,546
Most people
like to give
281
00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:35,301
'cause it makes them,
mm, feel good.
282
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,637
So we gotta be penny wise,
283
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,137
make it easy for 'em.
284
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,306
'Kay.
285
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,642
No one gives a shit
about animal rescue.
286
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,517
You got the Tibadoo's
and their kind
287
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,354
dragging sick cows
around the yard
288
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,229
by a loader and chain,
for fuck's sakes.
289
00:10:48,355 --> 00:10:49,565
Fuck you, Tibadoo.
290
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,191
Believe it or not,
291
00:10:51,191 --> 00:10:53,819
some folks aren't
too warm to that fella
Don Cherry either.
292
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,237
He's a national treasure.
293
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,239
So, you got to make up
a new charity
294
00:10:58,365 --> 00:11:02,161
that pulls, mm,
on their heart strings,
295
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,662
and it'll open up...
296
00:11:04,662 --> 00:11:06,831
their purse strings.
297
00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:09,042
That's a tad bit
scheisty, Gailer.
298
00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:11,003
Who you doing this for?
The animals.
299
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,879
They won't tell.
That's true.
300
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:15,257
And, this just in,
it's fucking pennies.
301
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,008
A little white lie
never hurt anyone.
302
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,930
Hey, get off your wallets,
you sousy fucks!
303
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,223
Yeah, you sousy fucks!
304
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,849
Fuck!
Fuck!
305
00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:26,017
Hey, you want a drink?
306
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,854
Hello.
307
00:11:29,854 --> 00:11:31,022
I should say.
308
00:11:31,022 --> 00:11:33,025
Good morning to you.
And to you.
309
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,194
It's my chest, isn't it?
310
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,695
Sorry?
My chest?
311
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,363
Just picked it up
from a garage sale.
312
00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,407
Real conversation piece.
313
00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:42,033
Mm-hm.
314
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,911
Same with my jugs.
315
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,248
What's that?
My grandpa makes moonshine,
which those are perfect for.
316
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,542
Can you imagine my grandpa
and his buddies
sucking on these jugs?
317
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,877
No.
318
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,713
How are you now?
Goods, and yous?
319
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,964
Are you two
staring at my girls?
320
00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:57,550
No. Oh, look at you, ceiling.
321
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,633
What's up? You is.
322
00:12:02,595 --> 00:12:03,888
Look, I got
some questions
for you.
323
00:12:03,888 --> 00:12:05,391
I got some answers.
324
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,892
You ever seen any of
those Naked Gun movies?
325
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,729
No.
No? Okay.
326
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,272
Hot Shots?
Strike two.
327
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,107
Is that right? Okay.
328
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,066
Well, how do you feel
about pet rescue?
329
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,402
How do you feel
about these puppies?
330
00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:20,238
Just rescued these tits
a few weeks ago.
331
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,615
Give 'em a little kiss.
332
00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:24,160
The tits?
What else?
333
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:26,286
I better not.
334
00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:32,251
See, I'm collecting so that
more tits get homes.
335
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,293
What's the charity called?
336
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,670
You ever hear of
the United Wayne?
337
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,629
Cute.
Well, I'm just
kidding around.
338
00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:39,258
It's actually Don Cherry's
Pet Rescue Foundation.
339
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,509
Good guy, that Don Cherry.
Oh, he's a great guy.
340
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:44,095
My papa loves him.
Same last name actually.
341
00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:46,931
So, you would
call him...
Papa Cherry.
342
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,684
Yes.
343
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,685
Never seen Airplane!?
Airplane 2?
344
00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,812
Strike three.
That's something.
345
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,107
All right, well,
before I head back
to the dugout,
346
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,941
can I grab
your spare pennies
real quick?
347
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,944
Yeah, I've got
a couple big cans.
348
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,030
A couple big cans
that I use for book ends,
349
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,323
but you can have 'em.
350
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,282
Okay.
Here.
351
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,118
You know you'd have
these tits in your hands
sooner than later.
352
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,661
No, I didn't,
but here they are.
353
00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:14,126
Just wait here,
and I'll bring out
my big cans.
354
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,796
Incredible.
355
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,379
What, the whole
"real quicks" thing?
356
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,174
Well,
among other things.
357
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,509
In wrestling terms,
that's what we call
a pins in under a minutes.
358
00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,969
Or in pro wrestling terms,
what we'd call a squash match.
359
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,055
She's never seen Airplane!
360
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,144
And one.
Come here.
361
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:35,272
Hello. Hi.
And two.
362
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:40,777
Before you go, let me
get my girls out for you.
363
00:13:42,695 --> 00:13:44,198
Would have been rude of them
not to say goodbye.
364
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,493
Have a great day.
365
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,494
You also have
a great day.
366
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,166
That was like
taking penny candys
from a babys.
367
00:13:54,874 --> 00:13:56,167
It was kinda...
368
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,546
kinda something, eh?
369
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,921
Dary, give me a beer
real quick.
370
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:07,012
Thanks for supporting
the YMCHay.
371
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:11,057
Word Vision puts books
in the hands of people
that need them most.
372
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,768
Thank you.
373
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:16,854
I'm collecting for Uniself,
to send myself to University.
374
00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:18,732
'Cause I need it.
375
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,901
Thank you.
376
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,863
Ladies, hey.
Spare pennies?
377
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,906
Help send kids
to Camp Whatchamacallit.
378
00:14:28,157 --> 00:14:30,243
How's it going,
pretty kitty?
379
00:14:30,243 --> 00:14:31,704
Well, the dudes are
giving steady,
380
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,415
but all the girls
are giving me
is stink eye.
381
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,251
Maybe you should arrange
a little something
for the ladies.
382
00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:42,131
Gail force strikes again.
Good thinking.
383
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,426
Boys, MoDean's.
384
00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:47,219
'Cause I need backup.
385
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:48,804
Stat.
386
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,269
Well, well, well,
look at what the cat
dragged in.
387
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,897
That's better than
what the cat coughed up.
388
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,232
Right before curiosity
killed it.
389
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,734
You toesies must be frozies.
390
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,402
Just like my nosies.
How are you now?
391
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,070
Well, I'm about two points
above average.
392
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,738
Two is better than one,
last time I checked.
393
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,574
It's a beautiful day out.
Too nice.
394
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,575
Well, I'd complain,
but who would listen?
395
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,368
My wife, Barb, would.
396
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,790
She was an amazing listener.
397
00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:22,754
Tell you what, I'm collecting
pennies for the United Wayne
real quick.
398
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,174
Give me a sec.
399
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,633
Tell you what,
I'll give you two.
400
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:27,759
Two's better than one.
401
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,973
Here you go.
402
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,099
I was collecting these
for Noah's Bark,
403
00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:36,810
but you can have 'em for,
uh, what's it called?
404
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,519
Well, call it
the United Wayne.
405
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,189
The United Wayne,
of course.
406
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,440
Well, can't thank you enough,
so I'm not gonna try.
407
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,525
Wouldn't even ask you to.
408
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,944
Well, I do take requests.
409
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,988
Huh. You could
turn up the heat
a couple notches for us.
410
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,532
Too much fun.
411
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,455
"United Wayne."
412
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,623
He's so full of shit
his eyes are brown.
413
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,209
Your toesies
must be frozies.
414
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,459
Just like our nosies.
415
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,170
Let's gosies.
Can confirm.
416
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,338
What's that, Barb?
417
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,507
Oh, it's no one.
418
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,883
I'll draw you a bath.
419
00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:15,682
Hey, Katy-Kat.
420
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:16,974
We came as fast
as we could.
421
00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:19,060
If I had a penny
for every time
I heard that.
422
00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:22,147
Boys, I need you
to go table to table,
423
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,066
collecting all the pennies
from all the ladies.
424
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:26,359
What?
Why?
425
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:28,862
What is this, W-fucking-5?
Do as you're told.
426
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,656
Work those women.
427
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,492
Make up a charity that
tugs on their heart strings
428
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,493
and loosens up
their purse strings.
429
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,870
I don't know.
That sounds a bit
scheisty, boys.
430
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,498
Mennonite scheisty, bro.
431
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,333
This just in,
it's fucking pennies.
432
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,377
And a little white lie
never hurt anyone.
433
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,420
Uh, still, we...
434
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,672
Mm.
435
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,552
will go
talk to girls, boys.
436
00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:53,928
Pennies only.
437
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:55,848
I'm looking at dimes.
438
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,349
Yes, we can.
439
00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:01,853
Is anyone interested
in contributing
440
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:04,397
to the Dollar Bill
and Melinda Gates foundation?
441
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,444
McMurray.
Wayne
442
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,862
Wayne.
McMurr... Let's...
443
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:13,197
Let's just slow this down
okay? I'm gonna start.
444
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:14,616
And what, say nothing?
445
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,909
McMurray.
Present.
446
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:18,912
Oh, there he is.
Here I am.
447
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,080
How are you now?
Oh, if I was any better, Wayne,
they'd take me off OHIP.
448
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,707
That's a good way to be.
Good being's the way.
449
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,960
Yeah? See, I knew
you had it in you.
450
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,211
And I knew that
you were.
451
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,630
I'm not gonna do this.
452
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:33,135
Say, you familiar with
Don Cherry's
Pet Rescue Foundation?
453
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,887
Oh, am I?
454
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,137
Man stands for our military.
455
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:37,388
Oh, he's
an animal lover, too.
456
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:39,308
Wow. As Mrs. McMurray
would say,
457
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,810
there's a special place
in heaven for them
cock suckin' animal lovers.
458
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,227
Cock suckin' servicemen, too.
459
00:17:43,227 --> 00:17:45,397
Yep, say, let me grab
your spare pennies real quick.
460
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,399
I happen to have me
a whack-load
of them little devils.
461
00:17:48,399 --> 00:17:50,109
I started collecting them,
462
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:52,154
then they started
collecting dust.
463
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,824
Give me a second, all right?
464
00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:58,409
If it were any more right,
it'll be all left.
465
00:17:58,409 --> 00:18:00,329
If I was any more right,
I would've left already.
466
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,455
Give me half a second.
Okay, time's up.
467
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,419
Wayne, you old goon hound.
468
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:09,922
You're tricky.
469
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,757
That's likes
a quarterback sneaks
for a two-points conversion.
470
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:13,841
Yeah,
in lawn bowling terms,
471
00:18:13,966 --> 00:18:16,677
he parked one
right next to the jack.
472
00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:19,932
Got all these pennies
and yet the wife still says
I ain't got any sense.
473
00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:24,770
Thank you, sir.
Say, do me a favor,
all right?
474
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,437
Literally anything.
You take care.
475
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:27,606
On one condition.
476
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,942
Uh-oh, what's that?
You do the same.
477
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,150
Your terms
are acceptable.
478
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,195
Say, my sperms are, too.
479
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,659
Too much fun.
480
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,994
Hi. We're hoping
you can help.
481
00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:44,121
Yeah, we are
collecting pennies
482
00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:47,458
for a charity that is
very close to our hearts.
483
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,461
Oh, yeah?
What's it called?
484
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,631
It's called
Doctors Without Board...
485
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:55,884
Doctors Without Boards.
486
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,970
Yes.
Uh, did you know
487
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,805
that doctors
are so busy saving lives
488
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,390
that they can't afford
ice time?
489
00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:05,144
Uh-huh, and Doctors
Without Boards
490
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,811
aims to change that
491
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,022
because we believe
that every doctor
492
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,483
should have the chance
to play hockey, boys.
493
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,319
Take your tarps off, boys.
I'll donate to that.
494
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:17,364
Tarps off, boys.
495
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,490
Take them off.
496
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,705
Gimme the hat.
Hold my hat for a second.
Thanks, bro.
497
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,042
Oh, yeah.
498
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:35,715
Good boys.
499
00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:49,228
It's good.
500
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,107
Real quick.
501
00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:17,214
Thanks so much
for supporting
the Rad Cross.
502
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,057
Real quick.
503
00:20:26,265 --> 00:20:27,935
Well, I've been
saving these up
504
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,395
in hopes that one day
I'll have enough
to go on a pilgrimage
505
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,231
to Bethlehem
506
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,399
so I could see the actual spot
where the Virgin M
gave birth to the Baby J.
507
00:20:35,399 --> 00:20:38,736
I call this
my Virgin Mother Load.
508
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:41,657
And now, I would like you
to take this load
509
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,243
in front of God
and all his angels.
510
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,243
Take my load, Wayne.
511
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:47,287
Wayne?
512
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,996
Take my load in the church.
513
00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:52,083
Too much fun.
514
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,198
Well...
515
00:22:06,198 --> 00:22:08,076
Well, she's filling up
fasters than an old persons
at a buffets.
516
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,828
Yeah, I don't want to
underestimate Katy.
517
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,245
She's smarter than
a smart car.
518
00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:12,997
And they's
pretty darn smarts.
Yep.
519
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:15,166
Any folks in the city
as well as internationally,
520
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,502
believe smart cars
to be quite smart.
521
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,379
It's best keep our foots
on the gas here.
522
00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,549
Pennies for Don Cherry?
523
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,841
He's a barbarian.
524
00:22:23,841 --> 00:22:25,385
He's been called worse,
525
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,511
by better.
526
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,262
Stewart.
Roald.
527
00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:30,182
I've been collecting pennies
my whole life.
528
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,433
Really?
529
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,893
Jinx. You owe me a Coke.
530
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,186
Speaking of coke.
I'd have a snooter.
531
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,775
Here.
532
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,368
That's the mother load
of pennies.
533
00:22:51,368 --> 00:22:53,538
Oh, I'd be happy
to give you my load, Wayne.
534
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,040
You'd have to earn it,
of course.
535
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,291
Uh, coax it out of me.
536
00:22:57,416 --> 00:23:00,128
Tell you what, I need
a few things done
around my place.
537
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,588
That would be
a fair trade.
538
00:23:02,254 --> 00:23:03,298
For this load.
539
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,381
Like what?
540
00:23:04,381 --> 00:23:07,135
My tub needs to be
re-caulked.
541
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,221
One of the cabinet doors
in my kitchen
is making this noise,
542
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,888
like...
543
00:23:10,888 --> 00:23:12,890
every time you open it.
544
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,725
The mosquito netting
around my canopy bed
545
00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:17,396
has a tear in it.
546
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,064
The handles
on my vanity are jiggly.
547
00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:21,148
Jiggly.
548
00:23:21,273 --> 00:23:23,400
And my bone china...
'Kay.
549
00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:27,614
Stewart.
Roald.
550
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,323
I hadn't finished yet.
551
00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:31,868
Yes, you did.
I can smell it.
552
00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:37,331
Thanks, Gail.
553
00:23:38,457 --> 00:23:39,835
And good job, boys.
554
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,128
Now, tarps on.
555
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,753
Pennies and I
need a lift home.
556
00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:53,013
Solid haul, Big Brother.
Yep.
557
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:55,599
Well, yours is nothing
to scoff at, either.
They're half-full.
558
00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,185
Ever the optimist.
559
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,605
But, this is clearly
your year.
560
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,816
Mm-hm.
I'm really happy
for you, Big Brother.
561
00:24:16,495 --> 00:24:18,415
How are you now?
Jinx. You owe me a coke.
562
00:24:19,331 --> 00:24:20,291
I'll have a snooter.
563
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,419
What's your
fucking name again?
Roald.
564
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,130
What needs re-caulked?
565
00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:28,300
What needs re-cocked?
Caulk-ed.
566
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,386
Fuck. Caulked?
567
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,637
Say it again.
568
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,972
Caulked.
Say it again.
569
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,557
Fuck's sake.
570
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,184
Let me show you
to my bath tub.
571
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,317
How much does he have?
572
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,693
Don't know yet.
Still counting.
573
00:24:48,861 --> 00:24:50,989
Where did these come from?
I don't know, Katy.
574
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,157
Impressive work, Miss Katys.
575
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,702
Wayne?
Katy.
576
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,995
Do you know anything
about these pennies?
577
00:24:57,995 --> 00:24:59,330
Fuck a duck.
578
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,874
Looks like you hit
the mother load.
579
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,166
Let's keep countings.
580
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,252
No, no. I think
we're done here. She wins.
581
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,544
What?
Are you counterfeiting?
582
00:25:05,544 --> 00:25:07,422
I'll counter with
forfeiting, yes.
583
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,589
Are you calling it, Waynes?
584
00:25:08,714 --> 00:25:10,050
Well, look at
the size of her pile.
585
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:13,427
It's way bigger.
I mean, it just makes... cents.
586
00:25:13,552 --> 00:25:15,597
Ooh-wee, yoo-wee-yooh.
587
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:16,889
Well, then, it's official.
588
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,599
Katy wins.
589
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:23,187
Big Brother,
I don't know what you did,
590
00:25:23,187 --> 00:25:24,688
but you
definitely did something.
591
00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:26,066
I don't know what
you're talking about,
592
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,693
but I do know that
you won fair and square, again.
593
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:30,861
You're a good boy.
594
00:25:30,861 --> 00:25:33,031
And most importantly,
more good boys and good girls
595
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,198
get homes as a result,
596
00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:36,533
so if you'll excuse me,
I should get going.
597
00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,788
More hands
make less work.
598
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,705
In for a penny.
In for a pounds.
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