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Yup, well, welcome
to another Crack An Ag
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and bet youse can't, so.
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Are you gonna
tell them about
the beers?
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Well, you might've
noticed that we've
got beers this time.
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Well, I guess
Katy got an e-mail
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from one of yous
saying that, well...
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It wasn't
an e-mail,
it was a DM.
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What's a DM?
Dick move?
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Dubai Municipalitys?
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Don't you mean,
like, DMT, like?
Fuckin' Joe Rogan.
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A DM is
a direct message.
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I've never
heard that.
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Who been slidin'
in yo DM's?
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Dudes.
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I been slidin' in,
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why ain't you
hit me back?
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I been slidin' in,
why you ain't
hit me back?
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Well, I guess
Katy got DMT'ed
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by one of youse
saying that...
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well, yous like the show
because it makes you feel
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like you're just, like,
the fourth person...
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sitting around
with us gabbin', so.
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So I figured if we're
just sittin' around gabbin,
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we may as well have beers.
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Okay.
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Okay. Let's take a call.
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What's that?
We're gonna take a call.
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'Kay.
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Okay. We have
Keith Graydahnus
on the line.
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Is he really?
Yeah.
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Well, can he hear us?
Yeah.
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Graydaniels. You hear us?
Oh, yeah.
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Right on.
How are ya now?
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Good'n you?
Not s'bad.
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Right on.
Right on.
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Right on!
Right on!
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Youse don't
need to yell.
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He can hear you
just fine.
Oh, right on.
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Right on.
Right on.
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How can we help yous,
Mr. Graydahnus?
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Well, you can call
him Graydaniels.
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I don't know him
as well as youse do.
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Well, no, but pertnear
all Graydahnus's are
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called Graydaniels now.
Are they really?
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Yeah, you can get it
from the horse's mouth
if you want to.
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Hey, Graydaniels.
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Is it true you
and all your cousins
and everybody
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that are called
Graydaniels, too, or?
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Uh, people started
callin' me that,
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and they started
callin' my brothers that
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and then, yeah,
it spread to the cousins,
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so. Yeah.
There you go.
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All right. So, how can
we help youse, Graydaniels?
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I've got a tit in the yard.
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Just one?
I prefer two in the bush.
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You know there's
a type of bird
called a Bush Tit?
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No.
It's a type
of chickadee.
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Right on.
Yeah.
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Gee, you still down
at the sawmill there,
Greydaniels?
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Yeah, mostly
at the back baggers, yeah.
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Bagging firewood?
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Yeah, I'm back there
baggin' mostly now.
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So, who's the tit?
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I don't wanna be
tellin' tales outta school.
Well...
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Bad gas travels fast
in a small town.
Yeah.
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I respects
your stance, Graydaniels,
but it's a small town.
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If he's a tit,
it's out there.
It's out there.
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Dalton Thibodeau.
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Oh, fuck.
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His old man's
a fuckin' tit, too.
Wayne!
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He got
a fucking impaired
taking his kid
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to soccer practice
two summers ago.
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Oh, Lordy. That's
a degen's move.
Figger it out.
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I seen Dalton
chain up a sick cow
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and drag it
across the lawn
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'cause it was
too sick to stand.
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Did he really?
Yeah.
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Motherf... Cocks...
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Fuckin...
Fuck you, Tibadoo.
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Yeah, figure it out.
That's what I said.
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I said, "Figure it out."
He said, "Figure it out."
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Or I'll figure
it out for ya."
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Wait a minute, but...
isn't it pronounced...
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Thibodeaus?
No, no, no.
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Only ever heard it
pronounced Tibadoo.
Yeah.
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Yeah, it's Tibadoo.
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What do you got him...
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What do you got
him tiba-doing?
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It's not about
what we've
got him doin',
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it's about him doin' it.
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Fuckin' pitter patter,
Graydaniels.
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I've been on the line
with you all fuckin'...
all fuckin' day here.
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So, we bag the firewood.
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Drop it on a skid.
Sixty bags per skid.
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Then forks come in
and take it over
to a container.
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I fuckin' hate skids.
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What kinds
of container?
Like a train car.
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One of those Ocean
freightliners there?
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Oh, like when a hippies
make small houses happen.
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The forks come in
and take the skids
with a couple bags
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to the container,
and Tibadoo
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and a couple others
hand bomb 'em in there.
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Why are
you double-handling?
Huh?
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You're gonna wanna watch
your carbon footprints too.
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Well, you hand bomb
the bags on to the skid,
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then forks come over,
take the skid over
to the container.
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Just skip
the fucking skid,
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hand bomb the bags
straight on to the container.
What's the problem?
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Gets too hot
inside the container
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to go in and out all day.
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Well, sounds like
your old man should have
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kicked your ass
another time or two.
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Oh, this isn't from me.
That's direct from bosshog.
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Well, that's
fuckin soft.
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So anywho,
Tibadoo's over there
hand bombin' bags
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with two others
and the others are stacking
three bags to his one.
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Well, give him
the size nines.
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No, no, no.
You can't do that stuff
in the workplace anymore.
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No. Yeah, you can.
Just kick him
in the ass,
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get the fuck
outta the way.
Put a shoulder in him.
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Ah, no. The kids'll complain
about that stuff now.
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Fuckin' anxiety
and depression. Autism.
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Yeah. Uncle Eddie
used to say,
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"'Kay. Here's
anxiety. Okay?
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"Here's depression.
I don't think
you've met 'em."
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I said autism, too, but...
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Listen.
There is always...
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always an alternative
to violence.
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On that, I would like
to be crystals clears.
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Except if you're
workin' fuckin' labour.
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Exactly.
Yeah.
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You could be
making sandwiches,
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or fuckin'
scooping ice cream
He could be doing anything.
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You could be
doing just about
fucking anything.
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You chose labor.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that was your choice.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
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You can't be fuckin'
choosing labor
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and then slowing
ups productions.
No.
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They call that bullying now.
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Well... It's not bullying!
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It's tough love. There's
a fucking difference.
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Don't open your mouth
if you're gonna be
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fucking stupid,
Graydaniels.
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Yeah, the older kids
gave it to us when
we were young, too.
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That's why
we didn't turn out
tits like Tibadoo.
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Yeah, but don't,
like, give up on him
either, right?
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It's kind of the...
the whole point
of the thing, like...
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You know,
you keep
your foot in it.
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And if he wants
to fuck dog,
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make life hard
for him.
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So he'll either stop
fuckin' dog or he'll quit.
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Sounds like a win-win.
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Well, that's exactly
what it is, Greydaniels.
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He'd likely end up
some place he's happier,
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and you're fuckin' happier
'cause you don't have
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a tit slowin' up production.
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Bing-bang-boom.
Yeah, he's right.
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You gotta put feelings aside
when there's work to be done.
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Yeah.
That's good advice.
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I'll get my foot in it.
Right on.
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Right on.
Right on.
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Right on. All right,
I'll talk to ya.
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We'll talk to ya.
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Play that song again.
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What? Why?
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We must
have a partition
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between callers.
A segue.
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Katy, are we takin'
another call?
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Er.
Stop slowing up
production.
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Roald,
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do not make me
put my foot in it.
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Um...
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We have
Dalton Thibodeau
on the line.
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Is he, really? Well...
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Tibadoo.
I'm hearin' talk
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Graydaniels is tellin''
tales outta school.
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I'm hearin' talk
you're a fuckin' tit, Tibadoo!
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Hey!
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He hung up.
Fuckin' Good.
Chores to do.
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Oh, hold your horses.
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Yeah, we got time
for one more call.
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From fuckin' who?
We got
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Ken Donkersgood
on the line.
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Oh, he's a good guy.
He's a real good guy.
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Oh, he's
a great guy.
Don.
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How're ya now?
Good'n you?
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Not s'bad.
Right on.
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Right on.
Right on, Donkersgood.
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Right on. Hey,
youse like soccer?
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What the fuck
you talkin' about?
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I was just, like, there's been
a lot of soccer on TV, and...
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They should
call it football.
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Fuck off.
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You fuck off.
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Are we sure
Donkersgood called in
to the right show?
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There's only
one show.
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Fuck off.
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Oh, there's just been
a lot of soccer on lately
and you know,
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and I was just thinkin',
like, well, wondering,
how youse like it.
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Well...
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there's not a lot
of contact involved,
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so I don't really
have too much
time for it.
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Yeah, I kinda thought that too.
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I figured youse would
think that too.
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I just seen you on TV
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and thought I'd say hello.
So guess we'll talk to ya.
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Yup, talk to ya.
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Well, look, it's...
been another episode
of Crack an Ag.
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If, like,
yous wanna call in
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with agriculture-related
questions next week,
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see if you can
Crack an Ag,
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well, I bet
you can't, so.
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Um... so,
I'll talk to yas.
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Our work here is done.
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There were
a bakers dozen callers
left stranded on the line.
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Were there really?
Yeah.
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Maybe next time
we should weeds out
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the ones that don't
wants to talks
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about agricultural issues
thens, Ms. Katys?
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Get off my dick, Dan.
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Don't you think
it's kinda too bad
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that people have
to wait a whole week
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in between episodes
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to figure out
their problems?
I mean,
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you know,
some people have
real problems
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they need to get
solved real quick.
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Wanna know what?
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Soccer's got
a pretty good thing going
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with that card system, eh?
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The which?
For the referee's?
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Yeah.
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Like, if someone's
being a dink,
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you give 'em
a yellow card.
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It's like
a warning card.
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and then
if they keep
being a tit,
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you give 'em a red card
which means that tit's out.
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Mm.
Oh, where?
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Like, out of the game.
Like, you don't gotta
deal with 'em anymore.
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Well, that's
handy then.
That's Handy Moore.
241
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It'd be Handy Orton.
242
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Could be
Handy Roddick.
It's Handy Patinkin.
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How handy would that be
if it was real life?
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Well, no doubt
that'd be handy.
245
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It'd be Handy Newton.
It'd be Handy Koufax.
246
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It'd be
Handy Alomar Jr.
247
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It'd be Macho Man
Handy Savage.
248
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It's like, we can
weed out the tits
249
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it'll give us
more time
for real people.
250
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What's the problem?
Well, yeah.
251
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And then we wouldn't
have to deal with the tits.
252
00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:33,720
Yeah, yeah.
So if ya gets
a yellow card
253
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it means stops
being a dinks.
254
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And if you keeps
being a dinks,
255
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you gets a red card
which means
you're out, ya tit!
256
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Bingo.
Tits out 2018.
257
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It's not 2018.
258
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Fuck, is that
a solid system, eh?
259
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Like, if I give you
a red card,
260
00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:49,820
it means you can't call in,
clog up the phone lines,
261
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give us more time
for other people.
262
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What's the problems?
263
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Yeah, it shouldn't
take long for somebody
264
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to start
being obnoxious.
265
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Well, if we're going
to bes efficients...
266
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Well, if you're
gonna be one thing
you should be efficient.
267
00:09:01,873 --> 00:09:03,166
We should start
with peoples we knows
268
00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,502
ain't gonna
takes too long.
269
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,670
I know where we should look.
270
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Can we smoke
in here?
271
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Boys.
Boys.
272
00:09:09,714 --> 00:09:11,133
What have
youse been up to?
273
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,343
Skipping leg day.
274
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That's still
a thing then, eh?
275
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Cha. Unfortunatch.
But we're sick of the sitch.
276
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So it's time
to dig deep.
Bare down.
277
00:09:18,306 --> 00:09:20,225
And that's still
a thing too then, eh?
278
00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:21,685
What's the frequency,
Kenneth?
279
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We're suffering,
and others are
suffering.
280
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But we will no longer
suffer in silence.
281
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Which is why we've
started a program
282
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here at the gym
to join
283
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chronic leg day skippers
284
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with other chronic
leg day skippers
285
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who will no longer...
286
00:09:34,489 --> 00:09:36,742
suffer in silence.
'Kay.
287
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Sick of weak stilts?
288
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Join our program
and we'll match you
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with someone
to help motivate you
290
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to grind out
your getaway sticks
291
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so you'll...
292
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No longer
suffer in silence.
293
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,254
Well, I'm
proud of you, boys.
294
00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:51,589
You know, you hads
a problems that was
causing youse griefs.
295
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Suffering.
Unfortunatch.
296
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And you took steps
to not only cures
your sufferings,
297
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but you wents
the extra mile
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to help other peoples
whats mights be
sufferings, too.
299
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Silence.
Unfortunatch.
300
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,643
I'm glad to see
you're doing
all rights.
301
00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:06,479
Yeah, this did not go
the way I thought.
302
00:10:06,479 --> 00:10:07,982
Yeah, that's not
very efficient, Katy.
303
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,191
Yeah, if you can be one thing
you should be efficient, Katy.
304
00:10:10,191 --> 00:10:12,235
Well, let us give you
the full pitch then.
305
00:10:12,235 --> 00:10:14,155
Oh, there's hope yet, boys.
306
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,114
I'm Reilly.
And I'm Jonesy.
307
00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:17,575
President and CEO...
308
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,744
CTO, CFO
and COO of...
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310
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,209
What's that?
You like soccer?
311
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,628
Should call it football.
Fuck off.
312
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,129
New program
in effect, boys.
313
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If you're being a dink,
you gett a yellow card.
314
00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,425
Which is
essentially a warning.
315
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,508
And then if you keep
being a dink,
316
00:10:35,508 --> 00:10:36,844
you get a red card
which means
317
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,054
we're no longer obligated
318
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,347
to give you
the time of day.
319
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,223
'Cause youse a tit.
And you're out.
320
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Tits out 2018.
It's not 2018.
321
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,643
We haven't even
shown you
the full pitch yet.
322
00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:47,229
Let us make up
some ground, boys.
323
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Pitter patter.
Um, um...
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345
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347
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390
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Well,
on to the next.
391
00:13:38,816 --> 00:13:40,194
What have
youse been up to?
392
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,737
There's been a lot
of buzz chatter
around town
393
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,531
regarding our Crack
An Ag Theme
drum and bass re-mix.
394
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,657
Re-work.
Re-did.
395
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Re-edit.
Our Crack An Ag re-vision.
396
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Our Crack
An Ag re-capitulation.
397
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Our Crack An Ag
extended maxi-
single version.
398
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Our Crack An Ag
Nite Version.
399
00:13:50,787 --> 00:13:52,540
Oh, it's got
the streets bubblin'.
400
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,958
'Kay.
So, we said "Fuck it."
401
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,628
We're starting a band.
Whos do youse sounds like?
402
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,878
No one!
403
00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:01,507
If you sound
like someone else,
you fucking suck!
404
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,218
Hoobastank and Incubus mights
be the exceptions there.
405
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,969
Would you believe
I seen Hoobastank open
406
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:07,762
for 311
at Detroit State Theatre?
407
00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:09,348
Are you serious?
I don't give a shit.
408
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,057
Ever heard of MSTRKRFT?
409
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,518
We're like MSTRKRFT.
Then sprinkle a bit
of Gold Panda.
410
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:15,229
And sprinkle a bit
of The Phantom's Revenge.
411
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,105
And sprinkle
a bit of Rustie.
412
00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:19,733
Rusty, like the top selling
Canadian Punk band of all time
413
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,109
behind Sum41 Rustys?
414
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,152
No! Rustie,
videogame influenced
415
00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:25,196
Scottish laser hip-hop
electronic producer,
416
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,449
R-U-S-T-I-E, Rustie.
417
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,368
Oh. 'Cause if it was
the Canadian Rusty,
418
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,661
I'd be listenings for them.
419
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,287
Groovy Dead was
a pretty good track.
420
00:14:32,287 --> 00:14:33,580
Anyone else?
421
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,081
We're like...
422
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,208
the Chemical Brothers!
423
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,127
We're like,
eh, the Prodigy!
424
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,421
And how's that
going fer ya?
425
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,006
Goin' pretty good
fer me.
426
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,464
We're
Firestarters, Charly.
427
00:14:43,464 --> 00:14:45,926
Got Diesel Power.
Magic People.
Voodoo People! Poison!
428
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,094
Breathe.
429
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,554
Well, it is nice
to see you guys focused
430
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,431
on something, you know,
besides your chemical romance.
431
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:53,559
Whose chemical romance?
My chemical romance.
432
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,852
Welcome to
the black parade.
433
00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:57,562
I'm not okay.
434
00:14:57,562 --> 00:15:00,482
So, what do
you guys call
yourselves?
435
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,527
Wait for it.
436
00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:08,364
The Hottest Sex Imaginable.
437
00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:11,160
What?
The Hottest Sex Imaginable!
438
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,578
Where?
That's the name of our band.
439
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,245
The Hottest Sex Imaginable?
440
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:16,831
The Hottest Sex Imaginable.
441
00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:19,709
With our debut album,
Fuck this, and Fuck you!
442
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:22,963
Yellow card?
443
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,840
Decent band,
terrible name.
444
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,843
Are you adapting
football rules
to reality?
445
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,638
Fuck off. Football?
What a hill to die on.
446
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:34,516
This is my house.
It's your mom's house.
447
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,852
If you serve me
a red card, you may
not ask me to vacate.
448
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,394
We'll let ourselves out.
449
00:15:38,394 --> 00:15:40,439
Think about it.
450
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,358
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with special guest
451
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,441
The Chemical Brothers!
452
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:44,944
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453
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,737
with special guest
The Prodigy.
454
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,280
Hot fire hit
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455
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,864
The Hottest Sex
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456
00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:51,240
Daft Punk
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457
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,035
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458
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,411
Susan Serated.
459
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,998
Susan Serated?
It's my side project.
460
00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:01,542
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461
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,003
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with Susan Serated!
462
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:05,756
Featuring Diplo.
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463
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:10,511
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464
00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:13,513
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465
00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:18,267
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466
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,439
Ow!
Next stop, or...
467
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,773
Yeah.
Ow!
468
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,566
Ow!
469
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,027
Ow. Ow!
470
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:30,071
Wayne.
How're ya now?
471
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:31,407
Thank you for asking.
472
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,367
Not s'bad.
473
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,743
That.
What?
474
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,454
What did you just say?
475
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,830
Not s'bad.
Oh.
476
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,416
The way youse talk!
477
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,584
What about it?
It is a gold mine.
478
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,335
I've traveled around
the community centers
479
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,338
and youth groups
over half
a dozen counties
480
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,674
and the verdict
is unanimous!
481
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,134
Youse talk funny!
482
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,012
'Kay.
483
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,304
With your saucy slogans
and your quirky quips,
484
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:57,099
the kids just
slurp it right up.
485
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,975
So,
486
00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:01,020
that's a drum roll.
487
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,312
Wayne, your most famous
expression has now been
488
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:06,358
immortalized forever
on a t-shirt!
489
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,359
"Pitter patter,
let's get goin'"?
490
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:09,861
Yeah.
Air ball.
491
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:11,155
Like this? Air ball!
492
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,740
Daniel.
493
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,574
Yours too.
Get ready for it.
494
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,743
Apparentlys?
495
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:18,162
Oh, swings and a miss.
496
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,620
You're welcome.
497
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,956
I did not forget
about you, Mr. Daryl.
498
00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:24,667
What about this?
499
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,253
Take your time,
read the whole thing,
it's long.
500
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,463
"When you love
your job,
501
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,548
"it never seems
like work."
502
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,175
Ooh.
Strike three.
503
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,760
Oh, and Katy.
504
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,261
This one, you have
to send over
505
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,887
to your ex-boyfriends
Reilly and Jonesy
506
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,473
because it is...
507
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,515
"For the guys."
508
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:40,850
'Cause that's what
they always say!
509
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,852
Rim. And. Out.
510
00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:45,062
Aren't you snotty
today, Katy. Badoomp!
511
00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:48,649
"Someone serve
this person
a friggin' puppers."
512
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,820
And this one's
for all youse
because you're always...
513
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,615
"Doing my chores."
514
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,032
And...
Wait, no, no.
515
00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:57,242
You don't wanna
say yes,
516
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,035
you wanna maybe
give it a...
517
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,246
"Hefty no thank you."
518
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:03,956
Oh, this is too easy.
519
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,125
Boy howdy.
520
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,502
Still a few more
boxes to checks off
521
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,044
if we're beings
efficients.
522
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:09,797
Well, if you can be
one thing, you should
be efficient.
523
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,423
But that's what
I was doing.
I was being very efficient.
524
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,216
I only did six slogans
and one hat.
525
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:15,260
I had
so many other ideas.
526
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,678
Do you wanna
hear 'em?
Hefty no thank you.
527
00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,393
Mrs. McMurray
and I were down 'Minican
528
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,270
getting right
freaky sticky
529
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,647
with some
Puerto Ricans,
530
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,649
Costa Ricans
and Tahitian
Mozambican treatin's.
531
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,734
Oh, the humidity.
532
00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:34,195
Yellow card?
533
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:35,822
Thank you, Wayne. Brings out
the hint of lemon in my eyes.
534
00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:38,407
Anyhow, Mrs. McMurray
and I stumbled across
535
00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:41,662
a truck load of this
beautiful Arab fabric.
536
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:43,664
So, I brought it all up here
537
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,706
and we're gonna sell it
by the foot. Callng it...
538
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:48,918
A-rabric.
539
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,589
We don't have any red.
That's mauve,
540
00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:55,716
fuschia, a nice hint
of magenta.
541
00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:56,760
Next.
542
00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:02,265
Your shirts gettin'
tighter, cowboy?
543
00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,641
Not that I know of.
544
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:05,726
Where's that Marie-Fred?
545
00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:07,478
And when are youse
gonna take me down
546
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:09,897
and why isn't that
happening tout-suite?
547
00:19:11,649 --> 00:19:12,943
What's behind that curtain?
548
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,110
What, this thing?
549
00:19:14,861 --> 00:19:16,320
Sure, it's MoDean's.
550
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,657
But MoDean's what?
Tavern?
551
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,408
This ain't the fuckin'
Simpson's, Daryl!
552
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,785
Then whats?
You wanna do
553
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:24,913
good business in a small town
554
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,540
you need a lil' somethin'
555
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,375
for everyone.
556
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,836
So?
So,
557
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,044
welcome to...
558
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,801
MoDean's Family Style
Pub and Grill
559
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,261
Tap House Eatery
560
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:43,432
Resort and Golf Casino.
561
00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:47,977
Oh, it's onside.
Fucking ref!
562
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,148
Fuck you! Fuck this!
563
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,489
Well, that was
productive, gents.
564
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,532
Yeah, we must
have red carded
565
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,992
a dozen teets
yesterdee.
566
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,284
Including mine.
567
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,870
Why am I happy
about that?
568
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,414
Are any of thems waiting
in the queues to talks to us,
Miss Katys?
569
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:11,877
All of them, but...
not anymore.
570
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,045
Oh, that's efficients.
Fuck, that's efficient.
571
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:16,048
Ah, If you can be one thing,
you should be efficient.
572
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,757
You ready to get
this rig rollin'?
573
00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:19,592
That's a Texas-size 10-4.
574
00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:22,137
Wondrous!
575
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,514
And we are hot to trot
in three, two...
576
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,442
Yeah, welcome
to Crack an Ag,
and, bet you can't, so.
577
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,735
Okay. We got
Greydaniels
on the line again.
578
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,445
Oh, Graydaniels.
Put him through.
579
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,072
He can hear youse.
Graydaniels.
580
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:42,198
How're ya now?
Good'n you?
581
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:43,282
Not s'bad.
Right on.
582
00:20:43,282 --> 00:20:44,576
Right on.
Right on.
583
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,828
Right on. Listen,
I just wanted to call
584
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,914
'cause I was feelin' bad
about tellin' tales outta
school on Tibadoo.
585
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,706
Bad gas travels fast
in a small town.
586
00:20:50,706 --> 00:20:52,333
But if he's a tit,
it's out there.
587
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,502
So they tell me.
588
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,044
So what happened?
Did you take our advice?
589
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:57,214
I did. Yeah, I did.
590
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,590
I kept my foot in it,
showed him
a little tough love.
591
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,510
And?
And he came around actually.
592
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,387
Picked up the slack
and isn't slowin' down
production anymore.
593
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,554
Good to hears,
good to hears.
594
00:21:05,554 --> 00:21:08,015
Yeah. I'm just callin' you
from the break room
here actually
595
00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:09,268
and Tibadoo's here.
596
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,601
He wants to say
something to yas,
597
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,228
so, I'll hand off
the phone here.
598
00:21:12,228 --> 00:21:14,188
So, yeah. Talk to yas.
599
00:21:14,188 --> 00:21:15,564
Yup, talk to ya.
600
00:21:15,564 --> 00:21:17,024
How're ya now?
Tibadoo.
601
00:21:17,024 --> 00:21:18,944
Not s'bad.
'Kay.
602
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,987
So hey, Greydaniels had
the balls to say sorry
603
00:21:20,987 --> 00:21:23,115
for tellin' tales outta
school. So do yous too?
604
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,699
Fuck you, Tibadoo!
605
00:21:25,908 --> 00:21:27,118
♪ I hit top speed
606
00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:32,916
♪ I smoke the dragon
607
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,877
♪ Into the loft
608
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:42,967
♪ I drag my asshole
609
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:49,433
♪ I stick my head
Under the pillow
610
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:57,607
♪ It's so groovy
When I'm dead
611
00:22:00,776 --> 00:22:06,366
♪ Pull the covers over head
612
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:09,035
♪ It's so groovy to be dead
613
00:22:09,035 --> 00:22:10,829
♪ The phone, it rings
614
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:17,377
♪ And it's the landlord ♪
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