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Your friend Dary
said he can beat up
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your friend Dan
the other day.
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You're dreaming, bud.
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Am not.
Are, too.
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You're Joseph
and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat, bud.
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All I'm saying is,
if it came down to it
and I hope it wouldn't...
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Well, see you're soft
on it already, Dary.
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I could beat Dan
in a fight.
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You're mixing
a Hardy, bud.
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Am not.
Are, too.
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You're down there
mixing a Tom Hardy.
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Oh, I would smash
that dude
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like a Terry's
Chocolate Orange
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Same. How's your beers?
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I'll have a beer.
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Must be nice,
you can pick up
some extra shifts here
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while Gail's down
at her South American
Single's Resort, huh, Bonnie?
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You wanna know what?
If two of my bars burnt down
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I'd be fucking off, too.
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I'm envious
of that old goat.
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It's light lifting.
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This place could run
off honor system
if it had to.
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Okay,
Katy and Bonnie,
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who do you think
would win a fight,
me or Dan?
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Dan.
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Why don't you two
just arm wrestle
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and get
to the bottom of it.
No.
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Why not?
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Well, because arm wrestling
is not a legitimate barometer
for strength,
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and certainly
not toughness.
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You're either born
a good arm wrestler
or you're not.
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Youse could leg wrestle.
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No.
Why not?
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Well, because if they're
on the floor rubbing
their legs together,
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they've both lost.
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How are we gonna
sort this out?
Oh, youse could have to fight.
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No.
Sure.
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See, you're
a good friend, Dan.
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How is Dan
a good friend
in all of this?
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Well, Dan sees you're
quite upset about this.
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He's willing to put
his beer down,
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come over there
and beat the shit out of you
so that you're over it.
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Tyson, who would win
in a fight between
Dan and Dary?
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Dary.
Yes.
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Why?
Longer reach,
quicker on his feet.
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Not above a nut shot
or a hair pull.
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Joint Boy?
Squirrelly Dan.
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Why?
'Cause he's Squirrelly.
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Who do youse think
would win in a fight
between you two?
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Me.
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You?
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Me.
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See, now there's a good friend.
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Fifteen-four
and I'd hoped for more.
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Fifteen-two,
that's where it's new.
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Zeros, which is
also knowns
as a 19's hand,
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'cause a 19's hand
is impossibles to get
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in the games
of Cribbage.
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♪ Do, re, mi
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♪ Nineteen go fuck yourself ♪
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Fuck, she's really cooled
down out there.
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Are you boys
down to pay
10 Neil deGrasse Tysons?
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Where has Katy
been all day?
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Dude, you fucking mind?
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What are you
sleep walkings,
Daryl?
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In the words of legendary
Canadian singer-songwriter
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Alanis Morissette,
"You oughta know."
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In the words of legendary
Canadian songwriter
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Greg Keelor of Blue Rodeo,
"It hasn't hit me yet."
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In the words of Jim Cuddy,
also of iconic Canadian
rock band Blue Rodeo,
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"Try."
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In the words
of Grammy award-winning
Canadian singer-songwriter
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Sarah McLachlan,
"You're building a mystery."
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In the words
of genre-bending
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Canadian-Indie rock band
Arcade Fire,
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"Wake up."
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In the words
of multi-international
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award-winning
songstress Celine Dion,
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"It's all coming
back to me now."
And?
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In the words
of Canadian popstar
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and heartthrob Justin Beiber,
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"Is it too late now
to say sorry?"
And?
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In the words of multi-Juno
award-winning
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Canadian singer-songwriter
Bryan Adams,
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"Please forgive me."
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Good people makes
mistakes, Daryl.
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How do you forget
about the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee,
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and how much
it means to Katy?
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You call yourself a friend.
Now wait.
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You're right, Dan.
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I'm sorry, Dary.
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It's okay, good buddy.
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It's just that I, uh...
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...wish I could take
some of her pain
from last year,
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put it on myself,
you know.
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We alls dos,
good buddies.
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I mean, she really
had it all.
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Champion Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee
nine years running.
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She was just a girl
when she won
her first Bee.
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God damn it, she was
just a girl.
Then came Stewart.
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We do not says that names
in this house, Dary.
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That fuck oughta
spell with someone
his own size.
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He's been spelling
out of his own weight class
for years now.
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Like, she forgot
a silent E.
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Completely out
of character for her.
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Do you wanna know what?
That silent E may follow
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her around
for the rest of her life.
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She's worns it
like a shit stain
ever since.
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That fuck thinks
that he can just
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walk around town
spelling like that?
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We all know
that types of spelling's
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gonna catch up
to him one days.
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It has to.
Okay, you wanna spell, bud?
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Wanna walk around town
spelling like that, okay?
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I'll spell with you
any day of the week
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and I suggest you let
that one marinate.
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Who's doing all
the hollering down there?
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She's tryings
to studies, Waynes.
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Like, it's clear
what needs to be done here.
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Wanna make a pact?
Of course, we makes
a pacts, Dary.
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I'm surprised we're not
making a pact right now.
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We works around the clocks
to helps her get her spellings
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ups to hers potential.
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We don't sleep.
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Keep her focused.
Keep her inspired.
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Keep her hydrated.
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We're coming in.
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So cover up.
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Okay, girls.
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Girls?
That's what I said.
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Who you calling girls?
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Oh. No,
we mean women.
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Yes, that is my bad.
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I am sorry.
It is an old habit.
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See, we call the men
on our team "Boys."
So I just...
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It's completely inappropriate.
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Okay.
Mary-Anne over there
is not a girl.
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When's the last time
you saw a girl's tits
sag so low,
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she could tuck 'em
into her joggers?
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You're right,
Betty-Anne.
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To call us girls is
wildly inappropriate.
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Look at you.
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When's the last time
you saw a girl
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with enough pubic hair
to lose her keys in?
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Along with the buoyant
Canadian Tire key chain?
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Okay, okay, okay.
That's enough, uh...
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Ladies.
Yes, ladies.
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I'm even
more offended
by that.
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Tell me how
Mary-Anne's a lady?
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Her Jill-strap's got
more skid marks
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than a runaway truck
laying on a coastal
mountain highway.
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Yes, I'm afraid
you guys missed
the mark again.
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Betty-Anne's no lady.
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She picks and flicks
more boogers
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than a restless
Dutch eight-year-old
with Asperger.
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Well-done, Mary-Anne.
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You're unpredictably articulate
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for a girl who waves
goodbye to her pee
when she flushes the toilet.
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You wanna talk
about unpredictable,
Betty-Anne?
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Who would have thought
the girl who ingested
mosquito eggs
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after drinking
out of mud puddles
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would ever almost
be accepted
to community college.
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Reilly, Jonesy,
get out here.
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Okay.
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It's getting pretty cold
out there, eh?
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Down to almost
ten Degrassi Junior Highs.
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You guys bring your coats?
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I'm just kidding.
I don't give a fuck.
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I'm used to you two
embarrassing me.
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I go to bed at night,
fucking embarrassing.
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I get up in the morning,
fucking embarrassing.
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The only time you two
have ever humiliated me
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is when you
started spelling.
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Now please, tell me.
You put in the work this year.
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We always put in
the work, coach.
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We never wanna
let you down
or the boys.
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But we've been upfront
about being
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dog-shit spellers
from get go, so...
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We're trying our best,
but we're Math guys,
Coach.
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Don't fucking bullshit me.
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Okay, if it were a
Chelling Bee.., I mean...
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Dog-shit spellers.
Unreal chellers.
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You two, focus!
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I have money
on this, all right?
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And for me to get that money,
I've done a little...
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tinkering behind the scenes.
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Oh, yes.
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I think you two
are going to do
quite well this year.
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Hey, Katy,
I made you a smoothie.
It's on the counter.
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What's in it?
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Half an avocado,
half a banana,
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half a cup
of blueberries,
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a scoop of vanilla-whey
protein powder,
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half a cup of water,
13 almonds.
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Hope you're
not triskaidekaphobic.
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That's the fear
of the number 13.
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You can spell
that, right?
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It's one of the most commonly
used words in spelling bees,
everybody can.
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You staying hydrated?
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What are you doing?
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Who me? Sudoku.
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Didn't you not know
that doing number puzzles
and games increases
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the neuroplasticity
within the brain
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and helps it
reorganize itself.
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Did you wanna do one?
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No.
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Dan, why are
you lifting weights?
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Who's? Mes?
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Didn't you nots knows
that exercisings
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allows your brains
to takes on the proteins
called BDNF,
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which helps with focus,
concentrations and memories?
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Here's, I gots ones
for youse, too.
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No.
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What?
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You play guitar now?
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Who me?
Of course, I do.
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Didn't you not know
that playing an instrument
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strengthens
the corpus callosum
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that links hemispheres
in your brain
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by creating
new connections?
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Do you wanna know
what a G chord
sounds like, Katy?
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Super.
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Katy?
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I'm more than
a little bit concerned
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you're the only one
around here not looking
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to create new neural pathways
in the brain.
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I'm just gonna get a beer.
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No!
What?
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Oh, those alcohols
doesn't kill brain cells
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like some peoples thinks,
it does damages them.
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This is about
the spelling bee, isn't it?
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Yeah, see,
it's just that I, uh...
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Sat and watched you spell
your little heart out
last year, and then...
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And Stewart come up
and spell-bull, ya.
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We don't say that name
in this house!
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I just sat there
and watched it.
I just sat there.
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I don't know if I'm ever
gonna be able to forgive
myself for that.
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Guys...
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I'm ready.
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Okay, I just...
I need youse
to believe in me.
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'Course we believe
in you, Miss Katy.
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To have my back.
Of course, we have
your back.
243
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,200
Well, of course,
we'll keep you hydrated.
244
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,704
Oh, I'll be plenty hydrated
while I'm drinking champagne
245
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,788
out of my tenth title trophy.
246
00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,874
So help me God.
247
00:09:44,874 --> 00:09:47,128
You are the champ.
248
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,171
Walk it
249
00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:51,924
and talk it.
250
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,633
Be it.
251
00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:57,137
Stewart, the bikes
are outside.
252
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,056
Let's do this.
But grab a sweater.
253
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,932
It's cooled down.
Down to about
ten Degrassis
254
00:10:00,932 --> 00:10:02,767
always greener
on the other side.
255
00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:03,893
Are you ready?
256
00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:06,522
Spell me in.
257
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,985
Stewart, I was wondering
if I could double the champ
on his bike.
258
00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:13,320
Actually,
I was hoping
259
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,656
I could double the champ
to the spelling bee.
260
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,824
I'm doubling
the champ.
261
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,993
No, I'm doubling
the champ.
262
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,536
Okay, guys.
263
00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:24,080
You guys can double
the champ
to the spelling bee,
264
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,084
but we get
to double the champ
after he wins tonight.
265
00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:32,006
Wondrous.
266
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,843
Break it down for me.
267
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,552
Stewart's your biggest threat
that we know.
268
00:10:37,552 --> 00:10:40,222
We've got intel
that he's been training
with some Dark Web spellers,
269
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,974
and I can tell you
what words they've
been using to spell with,
270
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,684
but I don't think
you wanna know.
271
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,353
I don't. Next.
272
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,271
Joint Boy is actually
a pretty good spellers
when he's stoned,
273
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,480
so keep your eyes open,
274
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,358
'cause theirs are gonna be
damns near sealed shut.
275
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,941
Always. Next.
276
00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:54,027
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
They're fucking idiots.
277
00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:57,031
Okay.
But McMurray's been
known for spelling dirty.
278
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,532
I need you
to watch your back.
279
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,158
McMurray's a piece of shit.
280
00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:01,743
Now you knows
we believes in you,
Miss Katys.
281
00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:03,286
And we've always
got your back.
282
00:11:03,286 --> 00:11:05,038
And we're gonna keep
you hydrated.
Don't worry about that.
283
00:11:05,038 --> 00:11:07,041
And we appreciates
that you spells mean...
284
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,709
...but we thinks
you can spells meaner.
285
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,921
We want you
to show some teeth.
286
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,214
So to helps you
with that,
287
00:11:14,547 --> 00:11:15,633
we gots you this.
288
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:33,127
Getting cold
out there, eh?
289
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,588
It's down to about
ten degrees Witherspoons.
290
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,796
Got the money?
291
00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:38,799
As discussed,
my money's on the girl.
292
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,133
Two hundred
on Joint Boy.
293
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,634
Two hundred
on Jonesy and Reilly.
294
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:42,677
Nice.
295
00:12:42,677 --> 00:12:44,930
I'll put the pot
where it's safe.
296
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,889
Same.
297
00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:47,932
Winner takes all?
298
00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:49,602
Winner takes all.
Duh.
299
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,394
Good.
300
00:12:51,394 --> 00:12:53,439
I'm looking
forward to that.
301
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,166
Welcome to the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee,
302
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,251
♪ A, B, C
Now look at my D,
303
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,710
♪ And E, F, G
N, L, M, N, O, P.
304
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,338
♪ Q, R, S
Talking T, U, V
305
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,174
♪ Come on, Letterkenny,
it's a Spelling Bee ♪
306
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,716
Coolin' down
out there, folks.
307
00:13:21,716 --> 00:13:24,219
Down to about 10
deg-Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups.
308
00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:25,512
Anywho...
309
00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:27,056
Based on length
of past spelling bees,
310
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,016
coupled with
speller proficiency,
311
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,602
this year's bee will be
single knockout.
312
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,690
Sudden death overtime
begins right now.
313
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,775
Could I use
the toilet?
314
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,860
I don't know.
Can you?
315
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,531
May I use the toilet?
316
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,614
Yes, you may.
317
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,703
Katy, the first word
is yours.
318
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:55,917
Shut up!
319
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,710
Shut your fucking mouth!
320
00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:59,171
You think this is
the PGA?
321
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,632
You can just
hoop and holler
whenever you want?
322
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,591
Ba-ba fucking booey?
323
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:05,677
We respect
our athletes here,
324
00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:07,555
so sit down,
shut up,
325
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,889
and enjoy some fucking
adult spelling.
326
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:16,187
Katy, your word
is "Farceur".
327
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,565
Farceur.
328
00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:21,652
Can I get
a definition, please?
329
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,946
A writer or actor
of satire.
330
00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:26,407
Farceur.
331
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,575
Hence, farce.
332
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,742
Farceur.
333
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,412
F-A-R-C-E-U-R.
334
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,955
Farceur.
Correct.
335
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,128
They should
be able to clap
336
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,503
if she gets one right,
Squirrelly Dan.
337
00:14:40,503 --> 00:14:42,756
Yeah, like that's
what we've done
in the past.
338
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,215
Yeah, but looks
at what happens
last years.
339
00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:46,093
Yeah, but she's used
to getting cheered for, right?
340
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,176
We don't want her
to get inside
341
00:14:47,176 --> 00:14:48,637
of her own head
if no one cheers
for her.
342
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:49,762
It's the last thing
we fucking want.
343
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:51,014
It's too risky, Dan.
344
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,811
Okay, I'm sorry
for my outburst earlier.
345
00:14:56,811 --> 00:14:58,605
I came at you
with a lot of anger
346
00:14:58,605 --> 00:15:00,065
and that was unnecessary.
347
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,651
You can cheer if someone
gets a word right,
348
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,278
but its starts
and ends there.
349
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:07,823
I don't wanna hear
a fucking fart
out of any of you
350
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,365
if someone gets
a word wrong.
351
00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:13,244
As sure as grandma's got gout,
if I hear one fucking heckle,
352
00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:15,122
I will staple your tongue
to your taint,
353
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,206
so you can watch me
kick your ass.
354
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:22,296
Jimmy, why don'ts you repeat
the last thing you said there?
355
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,339
"Correct."
356
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,891
Stewart, the next word
is yours.
357
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:40,022
Goddamn, it makes me hot
when a man can spell.
358
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,607
I do love
a good tongue.
359
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,566
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
360
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:44,817
Fucking idiots.
361
00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:47,320
Stewart, your word
is "Disparate".
362
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,073
Disparate.
363
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,992
Distinct
in quality and character.
364
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,826
How appropriate.
365
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:55,161
Disparate.
366
00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:56,830
D-I-S
367
00:15:56,830 --> 00:16:02,585
P-A-R-A-T-E.
368
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,421
Disparate.
Correct.
369
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,174
Spell my name, Stewart.
Spell it.
370
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,008
What else can
you do with that tongue?
371
00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:11,136
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
372
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,805
Fucking idiots.
373
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,431
And with that,
Reilly and Jonesy,
374
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,016
the next word
is yours.
375
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,355
Reilly, Jonesy...
376
00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:26,151
Your word is...
"Hockey".
377
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,278
Uh, this is the... Okay.
378
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:31,699
Hockey.
379
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,535
Can I hear the word
used in a sentence, please?
380
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,869
Uh, okay.
The Letterkenny Irish
381
00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:39,330
are a Senior A
whale shit hockey team
382
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,290
that recently folded.
383
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:42,209
Hockey.
384
00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:44,795
H...
385
00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:47,881
O...
386
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,801
K...
387
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,803
C... C...
388
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:58,725
K... E...
389
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,352
Y...
390
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,105
Y?
Yeah. Y.
391
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,481
Are you finished?
392
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,859
Yes.
Correct.
393
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,359
Yeah.
394
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:09,695
Fucking idiots.
395
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,820
Thanks.
396
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,034
Joint Boy,
the next word
is yours.
397
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:17,910
Joint Boy?
398
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:24,752
Joint Boy!
399
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:30,256
I suppose it is his name.
400
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:32,760
Joint Boy...
401
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,678
Your word is "Ensconce".
402
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:37,222
Ensconce.
403
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,391
Got a fuck load
of joints ensconced
in this fanny pack.
404
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,310
Ensconce.
405
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,980
E-N-S-C-O-N-C-E.
406
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,522
Ensconce.
Correct.
407
00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:47,648
Yes!
408
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,946
Can I use the
toilet again?
409
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:56,783
Can you cancan?
Can you do the cancan?
410
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,370
Good thing it's not
the Grammar Bee.
411
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,124
McMurray, the next word
is yours.
412
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,339
Wayne! How'r ya now? Not
t'bad. And you? Uh huh
413
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:15,092
McMurray, your word
is "Confrere".
414
00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:16,427
Confrere.
415
00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:17,971
Definition, please.
416
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,139
A colleague
or comrade.
417
00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:22,016
Confrere.
418
00:18:22,016 --> 00:18:25,646
With confreres like this
who needs enemies.
419
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,438
Okay, "Confrere".
420
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:32,109
C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.
Confrere.
421
00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,945
Uh, I'm sorry, McMurray,
that is incorrect.
422
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,323
The proper spelling
of confrere is
423
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:40,409
C-O-N-F-R-E-R-E.
424
00:18:40,409 --> 00:18:42,412
Exactly what I said.
425
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,290
I thought I heard
C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.
426
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,791
Well, you're mistaken.
427
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,001
I do apologize.
428
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,336
Oh, don't worry
about it, Dickskin.
429
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,670
Dickins.
430
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,172
Exactly what I said.
Dickskin.
431
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,756
We sure we got
the right Master
of Ceremonies
432
00:18:53,756 --> 00:18:55,967
for this thing
here, okay?
433
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,095
I think you need to get
your earwax checked, Dickskin.
434
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:11,083
Give 'em a fucking break, Jim.
435
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,793
They've been spelling
their goddamn hearts
out up there.
436
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,213
Call an intermission.
437
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,255
There was no intermission
slotted for today's bee.
438
00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:17,381
We'll press on.
439
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:18,800
How many words
gots to gets spelled
440
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,468
before someone
just keels over.
441
00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,971
Someone's gotta start asking
the tough questions
around here.
442
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,932
I've seen this before, Jim.
It's time we learned from it.
443
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,310
In the words of arguably
the greatest Canadian
rock band of all time,
444
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,605
The Tragically Hip,
"It's a good life
if you don't weaken."
445
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,317
Also in the words
of Gordon Downie,
446
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,070
legendary lead singer
of The Tragically Hip,
447
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,697
"I can make you scared
if you want me to."
448
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,408
Hey, okay.
449
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:46,869
That's good then.
Fifteen minute
intermission, everyone.
450
00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,538
Sorry about that, Wayne.
451
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,915
I'll get her hydrated.
452
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,667
Youse get Reilly and Jonesy
on Jim Dickins' radar.
453
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,211
Some buttfuckery
at play there.
454
00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:00,801
Jims.
455
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,093
Now I know
you noticed
456
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:03,177
that Reilly
and Jonesy's words
457
00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:04,804
are simpler
than everyone else's,
458
00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:07,933
and quite suspiciously
all hockeys-related.
459
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,394
Yep, there's a wee bit
of buttfuckery at play
here, Jim.
460
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,646
This has been the system
ever since Uncle Eddie won
461
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,482
the very first
Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee.
in the late '60s.
462
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,067
We must honor it.
Exactly.
463
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,776
And aren't you guys
the ones that are
always saying
464
00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:20,611
you shouldn't fuck
with tradition.
465
00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,031
It's fucking embarrassing.
466
00:21:25,324 --> 00:21:28,119
Jim, McMurray's screwing
the system, here.
467
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:29,370
You can't understand
what he's saying.
468
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,706
He's pulling the wool
over your eyes, cowboy.
469
00:21:31,706 --> 00:21:34,333
Well, well, well.
470
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:35,836
Ain't not hater
quite like
471
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,338
a spelling bee hater,
now, is there?
472
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,006
What's the matter, Tanis?
473
00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:42,301
You got some money
riding on the bee?
474
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,926
Money?
475
00:21:43,926 --> 00:21:46,429
There is to be no betting
at the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee.
476
00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:49,308
Your dirty money is an insult
to the integrity of the sport.
477
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,850
Yeah, Tanis.
478
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:53,895
All this time talking
could be spent spelling.
479
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,563
It's not called
a Spelling Talk,
480
00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:57,566
it's called a Spelling Bee,
481
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,609
and we're here to be
482
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:00,776
spellers!
483
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:08,702
Where's the bounty.
We're dry.
484
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,705
We need sustenance.
485
00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:14,291
You smoked like
20 one-gram cannons.
486
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,083
Like how are you
even conscious right now?
487
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:21,839
Fuck.
488
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,052
You got this.
489
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,557
Katy.
This is getting
out of hand, Stewart.
490
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,724
Too much for you?
491
00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:33,643
What?
492
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,896
Did you think
this would be
silent eeeasy?
493
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:38,564
Yes.
494
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:42,109
Stay hydrated.
495
00:22:50,159 --> 00:22:52,454
There will be
no more intermissions,
496
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,246
and there better not be
any degenerate gambling.
497
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,585
Amidst allegations
of contest rigging,
498
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,419
there will be a new order
for the spellers.
499
00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:02,422
I will be selecting
names randomly
500
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,465
from this hat
moving forward.
501
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:05,801
Fedora's a dumb fucking hat.
502
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,051
It is,
but I do believes
503
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:09,053
that that's a dumb
fucking trilbys.
504
00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:10,347
Joint Boy.
505
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,932
The first word is yours.
Fuck.
506
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:17,603
Joint Boy, your word
is "Dithyramb".
507
00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:20,439
Dithyramb.
508
00:23:20,439 --> 00:23:23,776
D-I-T-H-Y...
509
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,281
Y-R-A-M.
510
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,742
Dithyramb.
511
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,952
Incorrect.
512
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,662
There's a silent B, dumbass.
513
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,995
Fucking idiot.
514
00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:36,622
Fuck!
515
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:41,837
Joint Boy, you are
the first to be eliminated.
516
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,713
Please take a seat
off stage.
517
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,885
Reilly and Jonesy,
the next word is yours.
518
00:23:51,178 --> 00:23:52,304
Reilly, Jonesy,
519
00:23:52,304 --> 00:23:54,558
your word
is "Bosky".
520
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,184
Bosky.
521
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,102
Can I have the definition
of the word, please?
522
00:23:58,102 --> 00:24:00,813
Having abundant trees
or shrubs.
523
00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:02,189
Bosky.
Sounds a lot like
524
00:24:02,189 --> 00:24:04,484
brosky, buddy.
How do you spell brosky?
525
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,194
I don't know
how to spell
anything, buddy.
526
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:07,695
Fucking idiots.
527
00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:09,406
Maybe we should
just take the R out of brosky?
528
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,657
I don't think there is
an R in brosky.
529
00:24:11,657 --> 00:24:13,159
I'm going in
on brosky, buddy.
530
00:24:13,159 --> 00:24:15,328
Yeah, good luck
on brosky, buddy.
Fuck, yeah.
531
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,705
Brosky, uh...
532
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,290
I mean, "Bosky".
533
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,418
B-O-S-K-I.
534
00:24:22,418 --> 00:24:23,544
Bosky.
535
00:24:23,544 --> 00:24:24,588
Incorrect.
536
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,174
Fucking embarrassing!
537
00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:35,014
McMurray,
the next word is yours.
538
00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:37,434
McMurray, your word
is "Penalty".
539
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,935
Penalty.
540
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:42,438
Hey, that was supposed
to be Jonesy
and Reilly's word.
541
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,194
Well, that's
fucking embarrassing.
542
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,368
Penalty, penalty.
P-E-N-L-Y. Penalty.
543
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,703
Incorrect.
544
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:57,745
The correct spelling
of "Penalty"
545
00:24:57,745 --> 00:24:59,997
is P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.
546
00:24:59,997 --> 00:25:02,208
Exactly what I said.
547
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:04,211
No, it isn't.
548
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,797
Youse ever see
that movie Dick Tracy
The one with Warren Beatty?
549
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:11,051
I would smash that dude
like a neighbor's pumpkin
on devil's night.
550
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,928
Same. Well, Dick Tracy
used a similar machine
551
00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,888
to slow down
and decipher the speech
552
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:18,599
of an appropriately-named
character, Mumbles.
553
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,393
What?
Let me show you.
554
00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:25,232
This is Mr. McMurray's answer
at normal speed.
555
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,859
P-E-N-A-L-T-Y. Penalty.
556
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:32,071
See?
Now this is his answer
slowed down.
557
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:37,577
P-E-N-A-L-D-Y.
558
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:40,789
Witch!
559
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:41,997
McMurray,
you're eliminated.
560
00:25:41,997 --> 00:25:43,832
Please take
a seat offstage.
561
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,591
Penalty.
562
00:25:52,591 --> 00:25:54,426
Youse want to get hammered?
563
00:25:54,426 --> 00:25:57,930
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've reached
our final two contestants.
564
00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:59,683
Let's give them
a round of applause.
565
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,276
In the final round,
566
00:26:10,276 --> 00:26:12,153
if a speller
misspells a word.
567
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,947
his or her opponent
will then have
a chance to steal.
568
00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:18,952
Katy, the first word
is yours.
569
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:22,746
Katy, your word
570
00:26:22,746 --> 00:26:24,791
is "Triskaidekaphobia".
571
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,669
Triskaidekaphobia.
572
00:26:30,129 --> 00:26:35,551
T-R-I-S-K-A-I-D
573
00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:37,803
E-K-A
574
00:26:37,803 --> 00:26:40,724
P-H-O-B-I-A.
575
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,141
Triskaidekaphobia.
576
00:26:42,141 --> 00:26:44,476
I'm sorry, Katy,
that's incorrect.
577
00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:48,897
No. No, Jim.
that's how you spell
"Triskaidekaphobia".
578
00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:49,983
That's not
what I'm reading
579
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,818
on the card here,
Katy, I'm sorry.
580
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,990
Stewart, you now have
a chance to steal.
581
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,202
Settle down, people.
Settle down.
582
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,251
Triskaidekaphobia.
583
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,087
T-R-I-S-K
584
00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:15,007
A-D-E-K-A-P
585
00:27:15,007 --> 00:27:17,636
H-O-B-I-A.
586
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,262
Triskaidekaphobia.
587
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,262
Correct.
588
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,015
Stewart,
589
00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:24,350
you're back-to-back
champion
590
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:26,895
of the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee.
591
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,105
Wait!
592
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,357
Katy, had it right.
593
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,192
It was wrong
on the monitor.
594
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,361
Triskaidekaphobia is spelled...
595
00:27:35,361 --> 00:27:38,865
T-R-I-S-K-A-I
596
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:44,829
D-E-K-A-P-H-O-B-I-A.
597
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,289
Which is exactly
what I said.
598
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,247
No, it isn't.
599
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:55,339
T-R-I-S-K
600
00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:57,676
A-D-E K-A
601
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,720
P-H-O-B-I-A
602
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,472
Silent I win.
603
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,276
Champ!
604
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:19,864
Yes!
605
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:20,907
Yeah!
606
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:31,917
Why?
607
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,294
Anyone wanna
double me home, ladies?
608
00:28:34,294 --> 00:28:36,839
Everyone knows
how to spell
Triskaidekaphobia.
609
00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:38,925
It's the most common word
used in spelling bees.
610
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:40,467
I know that,
611
00:28:40,467 --> 00:28:41,927
but there is a reason
that I spelled...
Fucking idiot.
612
00:28:44,304 --> 00:28:45,849
Fucking idiots.
613
00:28:52,438 --> 00:28:54,441
Oh, fuck, buddy,
it's Coach.
614
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,567
Probably gonna
ream us out.
615
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,359
Fuck, what does
he want, buddy?
616
00:29:15,169 --> 00:29:17,297
Who could it be?
617
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:19,424
Give your balls
a tug, you titfucker.
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