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We were discussing headlines
from the city newspaper
the other day...
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Damn shame
about MoDeans
burning down.
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Do you know what?
It's really something
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how we keep losing
those locations
to drink at.
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The Ukrainian Center
is a healthy
consolation, though.
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Well, everybody knows
the cheapest beers are
at the Ukrainian Center.
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With the Legion being
a close second.
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When's Gail getting back
from her South American
singles resort?
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When she's
had her fill, I suppose.
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Delicious pun.
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Thank you, Wayne.
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Thank you, Bonnie.
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Now, was that
your tummy grumbling?
Or was that you proper?
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That'd
be me proper.
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A little grumble
in the jungle over there.
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Little grumble
in the Bronx.
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A little
royal grumble.
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It was
a grumble proper.
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Now, I'm a devout pupil
of Social Justice Warriors,
Professor Tricia.
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The devoutest.
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But dare I say things
in the city is getting
wee bit out of hands.
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What's the frequency,
Kenneth?
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Well, the story I just read
here is quite the incredible
chain of events.
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You know, there's
so many causes now.
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They're just tripping
right over each other.
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Well, it's better than
driving into each other.
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That was
a bit dark, Dary.
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What's the scoop, Dan?
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Here's the scoop.
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Bunch of gals said that
they were gonna stop
tweetings for a day
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out of protest
for sexual abuses
towards womens.
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And they encouraged mens
to stops tweetings
in supports of the womens.
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So, what's
the problem?
Oh, I wasn't finished.
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Well, what
happened next?
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I'll tells you
what happens next.
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Some black gals joined in
on the protest,
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but they got mad
at the white girls
protesting,
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because womens of colors
didn't receive the same
supports on similar issues.
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I think I see where
you're going with this.
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Well, did something
happen even after that?
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Something
did happen after that.
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One of the white gals
asking for supports
got supports from one guy,
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but she told him
he could fuck right off
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because apparently he used
to call gals "broads"
back in high schools.
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But they are tweeting
about not tweeting.
Do I have that right?
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I got a feeling something
even happened after that.
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Yeah, me too, Dary.
Me too. I got that
same feeling.
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Well, here's what happened
even after that.
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The President of Iceland
sends out
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a happy birthday tweet
to his daughter, Alfheiour.
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And now all the gals
saying that you
shouldn't be tweetings
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turns hims into
public enemy number one.
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And it's on Twitter
they're doing that?
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And to the President
of Iceland,
they're doing that?
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Icelanders are the most
lovable fucking people
on planet Earth.
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One more thing
even happens,
so help me God.
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So help me God.
Something else
did happen after that,
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because it turns out
the President of Iceland's
daughter, Alfheiour,
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has got herself a case
of the Down syndromes.
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So here comes the Special
Olympics advocates,
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and they're
in a real bad way.
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As they should be.
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If you wanna go at Iceland,
you better have your fucking
facts right.
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Well, here's the kicker,
turns out the President of
Iceland's daughter, Alfheiour,
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is also a refugee
from war-torn Somalia
what he's adopted.
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So that increases
the tension between
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the womens of colors
not tweeting
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and the white gals
not tweeting.
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To top it all off,
here comes World Vision,
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and they're
coming in a'swinging.
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Fuck every duck.
What next?
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Oh, here's what
happened after that.
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Remember that first guy
that they told
to fucks right off
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'cause he used to
call gals "broads"
back in high school?
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Turns out he's paralyzed
from the waist down.
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So here comes the war amps
saying, "You better back
the fuck off our guy."
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Enough's enough.
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I can't handle anymore.
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Well, there's no way
there's more.
There's no goddamn way.
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Wait. There is more.
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Turns out the President
of Icelands
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is paralyzed from
the necks down,
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so now everybody's back
on Iceland's sides again.
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Oh, right where
they should've been
the whole fucking time.
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Now, it's from the neck down
that he's paralyzed, you say?
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So, how does he
even make a tweet?
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And they're all
doing this on Twitter?
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Where else but Twitter
would this be happenings?
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On the day they're not
exposed to be tweeting?
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On the very same day
they're not exposed
to be tweeting.
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Jesus!
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Look what's happening
in local news!
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What?
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Stay tuned to find out.
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Well, the Letterkenny Chiefs
is changing their names
and logos.
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That sounds
about right.
Probably for the best.
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They had a good run.
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The only constant in life
is change, as they say.
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"The only constant
in life is change"?
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It's a wee bit to wrap
your head around there.
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Well, the only constant
around here is everything
stays the sames.
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Any-who...
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According to the writers
of the Letterkenny Banner,
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the whole world's going to
hells in a hand baskets.
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Sounds
about right.
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Probably
for the best.
We had a good run.
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As long as we're
going in a hand basket.
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As opposed to
what kind of basket?
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Well, there's a bazillion
different kinds of baskets.
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Hand and waste paper.
What else?
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Okay, so maybe
there's not a bazillion
different kinds, but...
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Yeah, it's
definitely not a bazillion
different kinds...
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Yeah, that's what
I just said,
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"There's not a bazillion
different kinds of baskets."
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Well, don't come in here
saying "bazillion" unless
you mean a bazillion...
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Okay. I was just for
emphasis. I was saying,
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"Bazillion different
kinds of baskets."
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Go ahead and name
five kinds of baskets
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besides hands
and waste paper.
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Okay. Floor basket,
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hanging basket,
wall basket,
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bike basket,
basketball basket.
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All right.
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I withdraw.
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Bamboo bakset,
britan bakset,
liquor bakset.
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Bakset?
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Yes, that's one of
two words that Dary
can't say right.
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What's the other
one, Dary?
Brefekst.
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Yeah, Dary can't say
the word "breakfast" either.
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You wanna
try, bud?
Brefekst. Bakset.
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Attaboy.
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So, what are they
changing the name to?
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According to this, they're
letting the publics decides
with an onlines polls.
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Ooh, boy.
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Not a
good idea.
Is there a worse idea?
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Currently, the Letterkenny
Rough Riders is leading
by a hair.
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Is that your tummy grumbling?
Or is that you proper?
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No, that'd be me proper.
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What's the rumpus, grumpus?
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Don't you think that there's
already too many Rough Riders
in the area as it is?
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You got
the Redford Rough Riders.
And a one.
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You got
the Welno Rough Riders.
And a two.
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And don't forget
the Greater Maddawascow
Rough Riders.
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And a three. And that's
just off the tippy tops
of our heads.
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Does get a bit confusing
during playoffs.
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People like to root for
a Rough Rider.
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Yeah, but if we're all
going to be Rough Riders,
why even have teams?
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Why not just be
a big bunch of
Rough Riders?
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Why don't you just
name the whole league
the Rough Riders?
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Why even stop there?
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Why don't we just go ahead
and name the whole
human race Rough Riders?
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Like, you see
what I'm saying.
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Yeah. Today,
we're all Rough Riders.
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What exactly
is a Rough Rider?
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I don't know. All's I'm saying
is that there's too many
of them. Don't you see?
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So, what else
is in the running?
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Ah, second place
is the Letterkenny
Muff Riders.
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Yeah, I can get
behind Muff Riders.
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Hmm. What else?
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Third place goes to
the Letterkenny
Foot Fuckers.
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Shouldn't that be
in first place,
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on account that it
has foot in the title,
and it's a soccer team?
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What else?
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Well, fourth place is a tie
between the Big Nickelbacks
and the 69ers.
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Both good choices.
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I don't know
who to root for.
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People likes
to root for a 69er.
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I don't have a problem.
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I don't have...
I don't have a problem.
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I don't have a problem.
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Where is it?
It's right here.
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First, the meth.
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I think
you do have a problem.
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I don't have a problem!
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You've never acted
like this before the...
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This is all because of the...
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I've never seen it
get its claws in so deep.
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Give me the dark web.
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Stewart!
I need the dark web.
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You're killing him!
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It is killing you!
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Give me the dark web.
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Take the dark web.
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The dark web is yours.
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Okay, so you keep
the meth over there, right?
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We do. Let me show you.
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I'm in.
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Letterkenny, the hard right
is inside of you.
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Fuck!
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These stooges again.
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I don't see a video request
from them.
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How am I hearing their voice?
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Must be some high-tech
dark web shit.
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Stu? Stu!
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Appreciate the
Stooges reference.
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Everyone knows Curly was
the original skinhead.
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Plus Ron Asheton from
Iggy and the Stooges had a real
Third Reich obsession.
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Good Christ! It smells like
somebody's been smoking
gate waves in here.
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The Chiefs are changing
their name.
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Who?
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Your beloved junior soccer team.
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Who?
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Ah! Nobody cares about
anything anymore.
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What about the history?
The tradition?
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What's a junior soccer team?
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Some people
still care, all right?
You best believe.
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And we are recruiting.
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So, gentlemen, are you ready
to join the hard right?
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Politics?
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We're anarchists.
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Yeah. Who cares if the
soccer team changes its name?
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The hard right, that's who.
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Chiefs is a strong name.
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I remember a time when
being called a chief
was a good thing.
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People like to root for a chief.
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This used to be the heartland.
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Now, it is just the
other heartland
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of far-left liberal cucks.
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Did somebody get their
feelings hurt?
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Did somebody sign a petition?
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Uh, news flash,
you're all caving to PC culture.
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You're just a bunch of
far-left liberal fucking
pinko snowflakes.
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Oh, we've been called worse.
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But might as well just change
the name to Letterkenny Cucks.
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Regional champs
of Cuckistan!
Okay.
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This is what the failed
patriarchy looks like.
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I'm so sick of you
beta male SJWs.
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We're not SJWs.
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I actually identify
as a wood nymph.
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Super weird.
Be gone.
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Oh, we'll be gone.
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Just as soon as you betas
show us where the alphas are.
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00:10:05,854 --> 00:10:09,775
I'll see myself out.
I assume all of you
are following suit.
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He talks more than I do.
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That was weird.
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Ah, yes! Now we're talking.
The alphas. Real men.
237
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,292
No matriarchy in sight.
238
00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:28,628
Who the fuck are you?
239
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:32,297
I'm Hard Right Jay,
and I represent the Hard Right,
240
00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:34,591
a group with
far-right ideologies
241
00:10:34,716 --> 00:10:39,262
that rejects mainstream
conservatism and endeavors to
promote white nationalism.
242
00:10:39,387 --> 00:10:40,723
Oh, white nationalism?
243
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,974
Good thing Gail,
the owner of the old bars
ain't here.
244
00:10:43,099 --> 00:10:48,147
Oh, small town bar owner,
what is she, like a good
sixth-generation Scottish woman?
245
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,357
No.
246
00:10:49,522 --> 00:10:50,398
What are you's getting on
about over there?
247
00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:51,734
Did you dinks
bring these dudes here?
248
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,902
What's the first
meal of the day,
Daryl?
249
00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,237
Your mom.
Attaboy.
250
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,571
Breakfast!
251
00:10:56,696 --> 00:11:00,117
Ah, that's it, right.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah.
252
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,118
Run away like true socialistas.
253
00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:06,456
At least your actions
are consistent with
your failed ideologies.
254
00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:10,252
You edgelords
are a walking horde
of participation trophies.
255
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,171
Go back to giving out
hand jobs for free.
256
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,258
We're not socialistas.
I'm still with her.
257
00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:18,969
We're anarchists.
And our hand jobs aren't free.
258
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:25,642
So...
259
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,310
Forg...
260
00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:29,729
Forgive...
261
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:33,025
Forgive them. They don't
see the big picture. Yet.
262
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,359
What's the big picture?
263
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,113
You wanna see how deep
this rabbit hole really goes?
264
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,198
Or are you guys globalists?
265
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,450
What's that?
Ah!
266
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,786
I'll admit, I was anticipating
267
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:48,248
the low energy, country cuck
road show, but you're curious.
268
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,583
Color me glad.
269
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,584
It's time to wake up.
270
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,796
It's time for you to spit out
all of the toxic sludge
271
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,799
you've been spoon fed
by the Ian Hanomansings
272
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,759
and the Gloria Macarenkos
of the world.
273
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:01,387
We are a movement.
274
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,263
Bowel movement
by the looks of it.
275
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,559
Ah, hachi-machi,
I like your fire.
276
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,728
We could use more women
in the movement.
277
00:12:08,893 --> 00:12:12,772
We have next to none,
for reasons we can't
quite decode.
278
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,276
Pitter patter.
Yes, pitter patter.
279
00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:17,610
All lives matter.
280
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:20,613
News flash,
the out of control PC police
281
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,743
are forcing your beloved
Letterkenny Chiefs
to change their name.
282
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:24,618
Yeah, we caught that.
283
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,454
Yeah, well, we're here
to protest that.
284
00:12:26,619 --> 00:12:29,248
Our legions of brothers
will be joining me
285
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,416
at John Letterkenny Field
later.
286
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:35,253
And we want you,
the salt of the earth alphas,
287
00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:42,302
the stewards of traditional
morals, traditional values,
the silent majority, to join us.
288
00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:46,223
The fight against poor,
uneducated libtards
289
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,434
requires nothing short
of a massacre.
290
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,977
Now you're a bit
fucking dramatic, eh?
291
00:12:50,143 --> 00:12:52,772
Why is keeping the name
of the Chiefs important to you?
292
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:55,900
It isn't.
Oh, oh, it's not. It isn't?
293
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,569
Well, not really,
in the long run.
Nor the short run, really.
294
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,488
Yeah, no need to get your
jimmies all out of joint.
295
00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:05,408
Well, but you... You understand
why it's important
to fight the left? Yes?
296
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,536
I didn't know it was necessary,
much less important.
297
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:11,080
The point is
the government
is trying to keep you
298
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:15,210
and your humble agricultural
livelihoods thoroughly cucked.
299
00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,546
It's time to wake up
and smell the chem trails.
300
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,800
It's time to stand up
for your God given right
301
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:23,676
to have kick-ass names
for all your favorite teams,
302
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,888
and fuck anybody whose feelings
get hurt along the way.
303
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,389
Oh, is that what time it is?
304
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,017
Oh, you think I don't have
feelings? You think my feelings
don't get hurt?
305
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,312
My grandfather has
a pacemaker, right?
306
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:37,065
Every time I watch
the Indiana Pacers
play basketball,
307
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,651
it makes me think of Papi.
308
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,530
And his irregular heartbeat.
And it fucks me up, big time.
309
00:13:42,695 --> 00:13:46,783
You see me complaining
to the Indiana Pacers
or anyone in the NBA?
310
00:13:46,908 --> 00:13:48,410
Mmm, suck it up, buttercup.
311
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,786
So?
So what?
312
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:50,870
So join us.
313
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,253
Tell you what.
I'll fight you for it.
You and me.
314
00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:00,296
Sorry, what?
What I'm saying is,
315
00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:02,383
I'll fight you.
316
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,551
And if you win I'll come
to the field with you.
317
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,762
But if you lose,
we're not asking for
anything in return.
318
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,892
Ah, you SJWs are a lost cause.
319
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,686
I'm going to troll!
320
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:18,440
Letterkenny Chiefs!
Letterkenny Chiefs!
321
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:20,984
We can do this, buddy.
322
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,237
We can establish order,
buddy. I know we can.
323
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:24,571
Of course you can.
324
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,699
Ah.
325
00:14:26,864 --> 00:14:28,075
Hockey, eh?
326
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,701
Fastest sport on Earth.
327
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:34,581
And the whitest too, arguably,
so bonus points there.
328
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,209
Okay, the Catholic school games
are on the other rink.
329
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:41,379
Uh, we just, uh,
thought you strapping alphas
330
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,840
might want to know
that the globalists
331
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:48,429
are trying to turn your
small town into a hive
332
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,388
of post-castrati extremism.
333
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,056
What the fuck's castrati?
334
00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:53,474
Uh, it's a pasta, bro.
335
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,978
Uh, it's pronounced
"pah-sta," bro.
Is it?
336
00:14:56,103 --> 00:15:00,482
Today, it's the Letterkenny
Chiefs. Tomorrow, it'll be
your beloved Shamrocks.
337
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,319
Well, you know, the Chiefs
is kinda not PC though, buddy.
338
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,113
We try to keep it, like,
kind of in touch there.
339
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,325
What if they decide to get
butt hurt over the Letterkenny
Shamrocks name next
340
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,286
and force you to change it
341
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,665
just because they don't know
how to control their... Their
fragile beta male emotions?
342
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,083
What then, huh?
343
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,586
You don't see a bunch
of Irish people protesting
here, do you?
344
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,046
No, you don't.
345
00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:25,174
They're not,
"Argh,
please change your name!"
346
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,551
None of that's happening.
You wanna know why?
347
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,762
Because Irish people don't
fucking complain about
anything, all right?
348
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,432
Irish people know how to
take it like a champ, okay?
349
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,227
You take their potatoes away,
they don't say a fucking thing.
350
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,021
It's pronounced
"po-tah-to."
Is it?
351
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,650
It's called "manning up,"
gentlemen. You might want
to look into it.
352
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:46,152
What do you think, buddy?
353
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,237
I think this guy's
a goof, buddy.
354
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,531
Cool, buddy.
Yeah, but...
355
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,826
On that note, I'm not really
a fan of the Shamrocks name.
356
00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:55,286
- Really?
- Yeah.
357
00:15:55,411 --> 00:15:58,791
Me too, buddy. I mean,
if we're talking about
some kind of negative
358
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,709
stereotype attached
to that name, you know?
359
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,835
Right? It's like,
just because
my name is Reilly,
360
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,254
that doesn't necessarily mean
that I'm a drunken leprechaun.
361
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,757
Maybe we should change
the name, buddy.
362
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,593
What's this about a name change?
363
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,929
If anybody should
change their names,
it should be us.
364
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,099
What the hell's a
Shamrockette anyway?
A leaf with tits?
365
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,685
Oh, this isn't your
matriarch, is it?
366
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:22,147
You can't just add "ette" to
the end of the men's team
and expect women to like it.
367
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,942
We should change our names
to something fierce and feminine
and powerful.
368
00:16:26,859 --> 00:16:28,403
Like the Screaming Banshees.
369
00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:32,324
That's good, Mary-Anne.
Impressive creativity.
370
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,118
Couple of hens clucking away.
371
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,036
Especially for a girl who
had to start kindergarten
two years late
372
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,163
because she couldn't
grasp coloring.
373
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,166
I've plenty of good ideas,
Betty-Anne.
374
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,209
Like convincing your dad
to get a vasectomy
375
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,629
so I wouldn't have to worry
about another you coming into
the world while I fucked him.
376
00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,674
We were just starting
to get them under control.
377
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,885
You're screwing it up, bro.
You're getting them all
fired up again.
378
00:16:52,051 --> 00:16:55,347
Bringing family into it now,
Mary-Anne? I would never
stoop so low,
379
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,599
especially with the
recent passing of your mother,
380
00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:00,769
who told me before she died
that my dad is your dad too.
381
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,522
You're fucking up
our progress, man.
Just get out of here.
382
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,524
It's only gonna get worse too.
Thanks a lot.
383
00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:09,528
Ah, these Tumblrinas
have lost the plot anyway.
384
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,990
Letterkenny Chiefs!
Letterkenny Chiefs!
385
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,702
Where the fuck is everybody?
This is supposed to be
a protest.
386
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:20,747
We need people to protest
and piss off and agitate.
387
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,167
Ay, ay, ay. Whose idea was this
stupid name change anyway?
388
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,461
Ours.
389
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,088
S'up, Nazis?
390
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,757
Nazi? Hilarious.
391
00:17:33,092 --> 00:17:34,427
Ain't nothing funny
about this, honky.
392
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,722
No, but Nazi, really? Nazi?
393
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:40,141
Would a Nazi ride
a Yamaha scooter?
394
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:41,685
A pansy Nazi? Sure.
395
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,936
Would a Nazi have
a Jew for a lawyer?
396
00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:47,148
Could you refer me, asshole?
'Cause I'm gonna need one
in a minute.
397
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:50,526
Would a Nazi own a game-worn
Tim Duncan jersey?
398
00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:52,905
You sniff that shit before
bed at night, cupcake?
399
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:58,493
Would a Nazi's favorite snacks
include ramen, pad thai, or pho?
400
00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:00,788
It's pronounced "pho-e,"
"Pho-e," dummy.
401
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,330
Oh.
402
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:06,042
All right, would a Nazi
get turned on by
interracial gang bang porn?
403
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,293
Who fucking doesn't?
404
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,545
All right, I think we all
need to chill out here.
405
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:11,214
We're getting
ahead of ourselves.
406
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,216
We are an inclusive movement.
407
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,636
I think you should join us.
408
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:16,803
Is that what we should do?
409
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:17,929
Yes.
410
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,764
Think about it, Sacagawea.
411
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,143
We share a lot.
We have a lot in common.
412
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,606
We both pride ourselves
on traditional values,
traditional morals.
413
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:31,776
We share a very
anti-immigration stance.
414
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,196
You know, if you think about it,
we actually share a lot
of common ground.
415
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:38,324
Historically,
sharing ground hasn't
been your strong suit.
416
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:42,538
If you guys are here,
then who's jerking off
in your mom's basement?
417
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,456
Somewhere there's a
men's rights meeting
missing their door greeters.
418
00:18:45,581 --> 00:18:47,667
Yeah, look. I get it.
You're frustrated.
419
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,629
It must be really exhausting
never paying taxes
your whole lives.
420
00:18:55,591 --> 00:18:58,137
All right.
Enough chin-wagging.
421
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,848
Another hen cluck,
cluck, clucking away.
422
00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:04,560
Hey, no one had a problem
with this. No one had a problem
until you's came to town.
423
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:08,021
That's it. The Hard Right,
coming to a town near you.
424
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,107
Yeah, we didn't come here
to counter-protest.
425
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,899
Ain't nothing peaceful
gonna happen today.
426
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,359
Hey, we don't
practice violence.
427
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:16,362
We do.
We don't practice violence.
428
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,573
But we are prepared for it.
429
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,908
All right. Let's go then.
Let's do this.
430
00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:22,743
You and what army?
431
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,288
That one.
432
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,967
Golden pastures from here.
433
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,051
It's all I see.
434
00:21:02,176 --> 00:21:04,387
Nary a chem trail in the sky.
435
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:05,763
Possibility of
a gentle Nor'Wester.
436
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,974
Oh, three to five clicks
by the look of her.
437
00:21:12,728 --> 00:21:14,897
Well, times to check in
on the Letterkenny Banner.
438
00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,023
What's the latest?
439
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,111
Was that your tummy grumbling
or was that you proper?
440
00:21:20,236 --> 00:21:21,821
That was my tummy.
Good enough.
441
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,282
Well, it looks like they
canceled the online polls
to pick the new team name.
442
00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:25,701
Oh, is that what they did?
443
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,618
Yeah, it seems like the
Muff Riders was
runnings away with it.
444
00:21:27,743 --> 00:21:31,039
Foot Fuckers made
more sense by far.
I'm disappointed.
445
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,291
What are they
going with instead?
446
00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:34,126
Rough Riders.
Of course they are.
447
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,252
Playoffs start next week.
448
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,087
Who they playing?
Runforough Rough Riders.
449
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,297
That's gonna be
a really good game.
450
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,089
Must be hard kicking
the ball in the snow.
451
00:21:40,214 --> 00:21:41,300
My money's on the Rough Riders.
452
00:21:41,465 --> 00:21:43,467
You're crazy. I got the
Rough Riders by a mile.
453
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,636
Care to make it interesting?
454
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,303
I'll put ten bucks
on the Rough Riders.
455
00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:47,973
Make it twenty.
I'll take that.
456
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:49,390
I'm in too.
457
00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:51,393
See, Wayne, people love
to cheer for a rough rider.
458
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,021
The world's going to hell
in a hand basket, big brother.
459
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,063
In a what, Dary?
460
00:21:56,188 --> 00:21:58,774
Brefekst bakset.
Attaboy.
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