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Hats off to Tanis, boys.
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It's certainly a great day
for Thunder Bay.
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Yeah, Tanis has
outdones herself.
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She sure did.
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Say, where is Tanis?
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Well, Tanis the
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Tough gal.
Homewrecker.
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Rocket.
Sniper.
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Alpha female.
Temptress.
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A bit rough around the edges.
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Tried to lure you
in to the barn for a...
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Round of the bases.
Homewrecking.
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Slam.
Crush.
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Roll in the hay.
Lay in the biblical sense.
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Toe curl.
And the truth is
you kinda wanted to...
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Pet heavily.
Wreck your home?
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Rack up a kill.
Score a take down.
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Have the best sex
of your life.
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Fondle?
Become one.
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But you didn't.
Because that's not what a...
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Good 'ol boy.
Real man.
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Straight shooter.
Team player
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Seriously?
God-fearing gentleman.
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Stand up guy.
Does.
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On the contrary, a...
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Good 'ol boy.
Real man.
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Straight shooter.
Team player.
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Pussy.
God-fearing gentleman.
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Stands-up guy.
Doesn't cheat.
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So while you walked
towards the barn for what one
would assume was a...
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Poke.
Terrible fucking idea.
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Easy kill.
Quick mash.
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Whatever you are into, baby.
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Lustful encounter.
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A lot of character
is undertaken.
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You didn't.
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You got in the truck,
drove over to Rosie's and...
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Now, Rosie is a...
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Real pretty gal.
So fucking cute.
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Ten.
Damn.
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Book reader.
Goddess.
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Fine woman.
You can't be
with one woman
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and have feelings
for another.
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You are of the opinion
that cheaters are...
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In the wrong.
Like, 95% in the wrong.
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Bad?
Or...
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Seduced.
Fair and square.
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Antagonized.
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Likely a good persons
who just mades a mistake.
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And you shouldn't very well
go down that road.
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So...
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Here's the thing...
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Okay, you go.
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No, you go.
Okay, I'll go.
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I'm gonna move
to the city.
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You are gonna move
to the city?
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I'm gonna move
to the city.
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What city?
Vancouver.
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Well, you won't get
many random snowy summer nights
like this in Vancouver.
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Nope.
So what's in Vancouver?
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Pit bull rescue.
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I'm tired of reading
about it every day.
I wanna help.
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You're
a great fucking gal,
Rosie.
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You're
a great fucking dude,
Wayne.
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When will I see you?
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When you see me.
Good enough.
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And that's what
a get out of jail free card
looks like.
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Boy, howdy.
Well, I should say.
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Sick buddy.
Sick, bro.
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Can we bang now?
Wondrous!
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I likes Monopoly.
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So, as for Tanis...
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Get after it.
Sure.
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Killzone?
Poundtown?
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We should be
banging right now.
Tanis.
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You could do much worse,
good buddy.
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You and Tanis
are gonna give her
the old college try.
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Good enough.
Good enough.
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Good stuff.
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Finally,
a non-summer weddings.
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I'm smilings.
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Well, it seems
a little bit unfair
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that at summer weddings
gals get to wear
a nice, breezy summer dress
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and then we're stuck
being sweaty
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and sticky in some
three-piece wool suit.
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I guess it can gets
quites pongies down there.
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Yeah, it can get
a bit moist.
No.
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Who do you think
is gonna moist the Stanley Cup,
this year, Katy?
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I'm thinking Calgary.
I swear to fucking Christ
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Oh, did you
never see
Moist Story?
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Or Moist Story 2,
starring Tim Allen
and Tom Hanks?
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Are you out of
your fucking mind?
I will fight you.
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We don't fight
at weddings.
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So, Dary,
are you gonna be
wearing your dad's suit?
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Do falling timbers
make tambers?
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Who the fuck are you?
Yes, Katy.
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I got it
for a grade 13 semi-formal
from the Letterkenny Op shop.
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Loves the Op shops.
I'll take the Sally Ann.
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You know what?
That suit is so dad
the last time you wore it,
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00:03:59,279 --> 00:04:02,325
it told me the Dire Straits
were the greatest band
of all time.
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That suit is so dad
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it ate all the lunch meat
on the way home
from the grocery store.
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The suit is so dad it owns a VHS
copy of The Hunt for Red
October.
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So, Dan,
are you gonna
cold rock a kilt?
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Like my Grandpas
and his grandpas
before him.
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A little class,
a little sass
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and a lot of ass
all in one
tartans garments.
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Wayne,
I assume you'll be wearing one
of only two suits that you own.
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Two will do you.
One for weddings
and one for funerals.
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A good suit lasts you
the rest of your life
if you take care of it.
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What would you wear
for a court appearance?
I've never been arrested.
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What would you wear
to a job interviews?
I've only ever had one job.
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What would you wear
to a bar mitzvah?
Not Jewish.
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Bat mitzvahs?
Still not Jewish.
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Graham's from the city.
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So there's gonna be
a lot of citiots
at this thing.
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I fucking hate citiots.
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They're always going on
about how we're saying,
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"fucking mud in our
fucking hammies".
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Fucking riding
our sleds down to
a fucking pit party, bud.
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Giving her tits.
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I was climbing the ladder
up the hay mound
behind your brother and ew!
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Ripped a fart
that sounded like
a creaky door opening
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inside a hot air balloon, but...
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We do not fight
at weddings.
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No, but we can get laid
if we're keen to.
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Sexy just wafts around
at weddings.
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Plenty of opportunities
for people looking
to do some yessing.
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A little bit
of wedding spreading.
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A little bit of matrimonies
and hide the balonies.
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Oh, sure,
maybe some exchanging of rings
and rubbing of things.
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Clear eyes.
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Full Windsors.
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Can't lose.
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Clean up well,
Cowboy.
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Well, a good suit
will last the rest of your life
if you take care of it.
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And me?
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Well, I wouldn't kick you
out of bed for eating
fucking crackers, Tanis.
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Top shelf ceremony, boys.
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Short, sweet
and not too much God.
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I'm told God
doesn't have much time
for gays these days, so...
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Par for the course,
I guess.
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Real prouds of Dax and Ronsford
jumps in the brooms like that.
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Good guys.
Good grooms.
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I wonder what
that must be like.
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What?
Getting hitched?
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No, being into dudes.
I've got so many questions.
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00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,883
Yeah,
and I wanna hear
exactly zero of them.
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It's like,
what if you
are attracted
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to somebody
with the same name as you?
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Is it like,
"How fun"?
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Or is it fucking weird?
It'd be fucking weird.
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Quite likely.
That's never happened to me.
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Guess the closest I ever came
to it was almost doing it
with a gal named Sheryl.
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Yeah, I suppose
it'd kindsa be
like the time
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I almost hooked up
with a gal who had
the same names as my Grandmas.
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That would be
fucking off-putting.
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It was.
It was distracting
at inappropriate times...
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With...
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Ruth.
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I wish there was
a goddamn way
I could do it with a Katy.
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Ew!
Or a Kate
or a Caitlin.
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I guess Katherine
would even be
walking the line.
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There's no way
I could do it
with a Wayne.
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Ew!
Unless it was Gretzky
or Rostad.
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Or Newton.
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I'd bow to the great ones.
I'd bend right over.
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I'd like Gretzky
in my office
behind the net.
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I'd be a jar of curry
in a fucking hurry just
feeding him all night long.
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I promised Mess
I wouldn't do this.
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I just promised
to mess.
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I'd let Gretzk
leave my ass
seriously McSorely
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00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:03,649
I'd let that lady
Bing lady bang me.
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That's 69 with 99
into overtime.
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00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,527
I'd just straight up
let him 99 me.
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Howdy who.
Ah, what's a 99?
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It's just fucking
while spooning.
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All right, boys.
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Show me
what you can do
with a cock.
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Hail!
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Hey-ho.
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Oh, good day, lads.
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Did you ride
your fucking sleds here?
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Oh, are you fucking
matting her?
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Is she
a charity ride,
like, "Holy Fuck"?
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Just about clear putting it
in the fucking rhubarb.
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Yous just gonna stand there
rubbing your peckers or what?
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Oh, she's
fucking tits, eh?
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D'you give her beans, bud?
D'you give her boots, bud?
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00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,480
Do you give her
fucking torque?
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00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:44,440
Do you wanna get
fucking smoke?
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Or are you
taking her easy?
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If she's easy,
take her twice, bud.
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We'll call you
toonie two times.
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Let's do her manure.
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Isn't this the part
where you...
We don't fight at weddings.
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Those citiots
can fucking tie
their dicks in a knot.
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00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:04,668
They can go
piss up a rope.
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00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,507
Gretzky, Rostad
and Newton
for Katy, eh?
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00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:12,426
I'm surprised
Lil Wayne
didn't make the cut.
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00:09:15,095 --> 00:09:16,763
What?
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00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,766
Great dress, Bonnie.
Thanks.
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00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:19,684
Op Shop.
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00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,564
You look like
the girl who punched
my V ticket.
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00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,147
What's your nationality?
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00:09:26,147 --> 00:09:29,777
You ever seen
the back seat
of a BMW X3?
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00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,280
You should be honored.
My buddy here
only fucks tens.
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00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,738
Only tens.
Right in the X.
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00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:36,908
Seriously,
come outside.
I'll show you the 3.
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00:09:36,908 --> 00:09:38,536
It's actually
the exact same
as the 5.
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X5.
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BMW.
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Just way better on gas.
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00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:45,084
Living the Beem.
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00:09:46,918 --> 00:09:50,422
Stewart, I know
you are the world's
foremost fire selector,
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00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:54,009
but this is a wedding
and I promised the grooms
we'd play songs like
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Brown Eyed Girl
and Shout
and Lean on Me,
218
00:09:56,052 --> 00:09:59,098
Ain't No Mountain High Enough
andMambo No. 5
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00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,807
Yous guys
got the Chicken Dance
ready to play yet?
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00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:02,560
I fucking love that song,
I'll tell you.
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00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,979
I put it on in the barn
for the cluckers
when them pecker-faced bastards
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00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,604
ain't dropping eggs,
I just love it.
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00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,440
Are you
being facetious?
Huh?
224
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,110
Can your vestigial minds
even comprehend the derogatory
nature of your requests?
225
00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,653
Or maybe
you could compromise?
226
00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:15,281
Do something cool
like beat juggle
the Chicken Dance?
227
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,532
Here, take...
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00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,161
Enough!
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00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,162
Deejaying is an art form.
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00:10:22,162 --> 00:10:26,291
A medium in which
the most prolific audio auteurs
of our time can speak through.
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00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:28,502
A deep connection
of the soul of yourself
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and the gyrating asses
of the great unwashed
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00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:33,965
who eagerly thirst
for your deafening
compositions.
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00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:36,469
I like gyrating asses
but I'm pretty sure
it ain't art there, bud.
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00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,180
Yeah, wouldn't you have to
have written the songs yourself
for it to be art?
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00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,513
I'm sorry, composed?
237
00:10:40,513 --> 00:10:42,516
I think the word
is produced.
238
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:45,853
Right, or at least
didn't download off the Internet
so you could profit off them.
239
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,397
Yeah, you are
more like an art dealer
than an artiste.
240
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,483
Or like
an art gallery curator.
241
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,859
Selling stolen paintings.
242
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,777
That you printed
off the Internet.
243
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,531
Whoa!
244
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,615
If you do not
fall back,
245
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,535
and fasten that lip.
246
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:04,872
Your other,
thinner lip.
247
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:10,460
I'll turn this
elegant, soigne ceremony
of the coming together of two
bonded souls
248
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,879
into a straight up blood rain.
249
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,547
Hey!
Over here.
250
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,384
Chicken Dance.
251
00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:19,219
Get it?
252
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:27,478
Just wanna go
253
00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:32,315
Good game
you fucking beauties.
254
00:11:32,315 --> 00:11:34,067
Way to tape your
sticks together, boys.
255
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,735
You two make
a hot pairing.
256
00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:38,238
Five minute major
and a lifetime misconduct
for butt ending.
257
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,489
You boys
enjoying yourselves?
258
00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:41,075
Acting single.
Seeing double.
259
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,283
Drinking triples.
260
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:46,872
Daxy, I gotta say,
261
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,624
solid work
on the big city
slam prospects.
262
00:11:49,624 --> 00:11:51,793
Solid big city
slam scouting, Daxy.
263
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,504
Boys, a little, uh,
players only here.
264
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:56,257
You are not
pulling tonight.
265
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,383
Yes, we are.
266
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,843
These are
modern city gals.
267
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,430
None of them
have any interest
in hockey player types.
268
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,431
Boys, big muscles haven't
been popular with the ladies
since Jersey Shore.
269
00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:08,602
The only way to get
any attention from a
cosmopolitan, college gal type
270
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,771
is to get in touch
with your inner twink.
271
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,397
You need to be less
power forward
272
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,065
and more power bottom.
273
00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,277
We'll get
our wedding stylist
to help them out.
274
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,695
So we need to...
275
00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:21,949
Spruce up our look?
276
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:22,700
No.
277
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,455
You gotta bruce
up your look.
278
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,999
So Professor Tricia says
that Letterkenny has developed
into quite the homosexual scene
279
00:12:30,999 --> 00:12:34,170
and we can rightly expects
a Pride parades next springs.
280
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,464
Never been to
a Pride parade.
What's it like?
281
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,132
It's like a Santa Claus parade.
282
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,426
Except instead
of handing out candy,
they hand out condoms.
283
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,427
I should probably start
thinking about a name
right now.
284
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:44,305
Great Day for gay.
A Hard Gay's Night.
285
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,306
Eyes Pride Shut.
Pride Green Tomatoes.
286
00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:48,517
Pride of Chucky.
Independence Gay.
287
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,352
Ferris Bueller
Gets Off.
288
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,771
Star Wars
Rogue One.
289
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,647
The Princess Pride.
Pride of Frankenstein.
290
00:12:54,647 --> 00:12:56,566
Pride and Go Seeks.
Carlito's Gay.
291
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,819
Night of the Giving Head.
Lay Anything.
292
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,028
Final Mantasy.
293
00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:01,196
Third Cock from the Sun.
294
00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:02,907
How fella Got
His Groove Pack.
295
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,908
The Gay the Earth
Stood Still.
296
00:13:04,908 --> 00:13:06,160
Eat, Gay, Love.
297
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,411
Dr. Strangelove
298
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,412
or how I learned
to stop wearing,
"Love the Bum".
299
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,456
Bonnie and Pride.
300
00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:14,292
Oh, Bonnie McMurray.
301
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,503
You boys tried
the catering yet?
302
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,379
I am chomping at the bit
to get one of those cupcakes.
303
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:19,672
Nots to be impolite,
Dary
304
00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:22,593
but it's actually
champing at the bits.
305
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,929
Oh, you got those
pits ready for your
fucking ponies?
306
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,723
How many ponies you got
under your hood? You got
a frigging hemmy under there?
307
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,517
How many
CCs is your sled?
308
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,685
Do you fucking pin her
when you get pickled there, bud?
309
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,604
Oh, I really fucking gave it
to her last night.
310
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,397
Working hard
or hardly working?
311
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,946
What happened
to the part where...
We don't fight at weddings.
312
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:45,950
I gotta piss.
I'll come with you.
313
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,451
Yeah, same.
Okay, let's go.
314
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,374
My cock he lives now.
Redux.
315
00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:03,050
What's up, ladies?
316
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,259
What is
your nationality?
317
00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,261
Grow up
around here?
318
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,719
Have any tattoos?
319
00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:08,513
I got a Celtic symbol
on my calf.
320
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:10,474
I got a Nike swoosh
right above my heart.
321
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,225
I got you a drink.
I swear it's not
a roofie.
322
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,646
Yes, it is.
Of course, it is.
323
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,272
Hey, that's
a real nice dress.
324
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:19,065
Look a lot nicer
on my hotel room floor.
325
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:21,234
You ever seen
the front seat
of a Honda del Sol?
326
00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:23,570
I'll have a roll
in your hay any day.
327
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,573
We don't fight
at weddings.
328
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,740
I got a Harman Kardon
system in the 3.
329
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:30,911
X3.
BM motherfucking W, baby.
330
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,580
It's actually
way better than Bose.
331
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,676
Dickskin?
Dickens.
332
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,598
Fellas, a list
of my requests.
333
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,892
To be played back two,
back two, three, four,
well I have five songs...
334
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,602
No requests.
335
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,436
How dare thou
come into
my private roost
336
00:14:56,436 --> 00:15:01,441
of penetrating beats
with an audacious act
of social and musical treason.
337
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,610
Every single one of these
is a Brooks and Dunn song.
338
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,195
Starting with
the Boot Scootin' Boogie.
339
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,113
I didn't realize
they had other songs.
340
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,449
Of all the boogies,
the Boot Scootin'
is the last one I would
341
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,783
and will ever torture
myself or others with.
342
00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:12,368
I'll give you
a Boot Scootin'.
343
00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,537
What about
Blame It on the Boogie
by the Jackson 5?
344
00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:16,498
Boogie, Oogie, Oogie,
A taste of honey.
345
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,958
Boot Scootin'.
Boogie Wonderland,
by Earth Wind & Fire
346
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,709
Elton John'sStreet Boogie.
347
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,753
This wedding needs a boogie and
it's gonna be Boot
Scootin'.
348
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:22,963
Born to Boogie,
T Rex?
349
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,632
Boogie Woogie Wu,
Insane Clown Posse.
350
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,133
Zip Gun Boogie,
T Rex again.
351
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,218
Take the damn boogie
and make it
a Boot Scootin'.
352
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,429
I'm Your Boogie Man,
KC and the Sunshine band.
353
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,805
I'm Your Boogieman,
White Zombie.
354
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,474
I hoped it wouldn't come
to blows over a boogie.
355
00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:38,519
But I'll damn well
go to blows.
356
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:39,647
For the Boot
Scootin' Boogie.
357
00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:45,569
Not happening,
Dickskin.
Dickens!
358
00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:50,490
I got it.
I got it.
359
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,992
I got the Chicken Dance.
360
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,661
Went home and got it
out of the cassette player
in the tractor.
361
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,080
You play it now or later.
Either way, you'll play it.
362
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,247
Or you'll die.
363
00:16:03,836 --> 00:16:05,381
What's with
the super sad
glassware, boys?
364
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,465
What's with your hair?
365
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,008
Oh, just got some
big city prospects.
366
00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:11,594
Don't wanna risk
putting a big goose egg
up on the board.
367
00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:14,514
Don't wanna fan
on a yonny cage, buddy.
368
00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:16,349
So, we bruced up
our looks.
369
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:18,017
What does that mean?
370
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:20,186
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, yeah.
371
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,562
How's that
going for ya?
372
00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:23,357
Uh, good.
We got bites.
373
00:16:24,023 --> 00:16:25,526
Yeah.
374
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,277
Well,
we got like, a...
A bite.
375
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:29,363
They were 50 though.
376
00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:34,033
I took down
an older lady once.
It was kinda fun.
377
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,743
Kinda weird.
Why?
378
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:38,372
Well,
after she made a pizza.
379
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,040
Sick, buddy.
She ordered a pizza.
380
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,583
No, made a pizza.
381
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,334
From scratch, buddy.
382
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,045
I had to sit
and talk
383
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,256
while she made
a pizza.
384
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:49,632
You two
look like dandies.
385
00:16:49,632 --> 00:16:50,967
You look
like pansies.
386
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,427
You know,
the landscape
might be changing
387
00:16:52,427 --> 00:16:54,221
but manly men
never go out of style.
388
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:57,224
Hello, ladies.
389
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,566
Yeuch, I can't drink
this shit anymore.
390
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,525
What am I
a ballerina trying
to get skinny?
391
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,028
I'm gonna get
some rye, babe.
392
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,154
Cheers.
393
00:17:15,408 --> 00:17:17,160
Katy got hit on
by a top hat guy.
394
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,913
A top hat.
A guy in a top hat.
395
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,624
I'd rather take down
a city than a guy
in a top hat.
396
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,001
Oh, I don't know,
Ms. Katys.
397
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,544
Some men looks
quite statelys
in a top hat.
398
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,297
Scrooge McDuck
comes to mind.
399
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,589
Mr. Peanut.
Slash.
400
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,675
The guy from T Rex.
Abe Lincoln.
401
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,427
Uncle Pennybags
from Monopoly.
Willy Wonka's.
402
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:37,263
The Cat in the Hat.
Guy from T Rex again.
403
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,932
Oh, hey there, buds.
404
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,100
Is she a manual?
Or are you driving
a bitch stick?
405
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,021
You like bud lite?
You like butt holes
around here.
406
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,898
Oh, did you get
your pecker stuck
in a bottle of brew?
407
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,317
Where's your sweety bud?
408
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,194
Did she leave you
to your John
and your John Deere?
409
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,945
Where's your John queer, bud?
410
00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:00,620
I was brought up on
Looney Tunes and only dancing
when nobody's around.
411
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,330
Learned the heck
out of it that way, Dan.
412
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,540
I am fucking irritated.
413
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,291
We don't fight
at weddings.
414
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,211
Right.
415
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,670
We don't fight
at weddings.
416
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,674
Ten four?
Over and out.
417
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,303
Hello, ladies.
Ladies.
418
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:19,555
Can we interest you
in a shot of sourpuss?
419
00:18:19,555 --> 00:18:21,683
Perhaps a half glass
of white zinfandel?
420
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,644
Have you looked at
any interesting furniture
lately?
421
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,437
I admire his eye
for interior design.
422
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:27,606
What are you two
going on about?
423
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,898
You are really
missing the mark.
424
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:31,568
You know,
metrosexuality
went out of style
425
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,445
with the Von Dutch
and Chingy.
426
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,490
We are into men.
Classic men, athletic types.
427
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,866
You don't look like
you can fix my car.
428
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,368
You don't look
like you can fix
a sliding screen door.
429
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:41,829
What?
Wha... What?
430
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,497
We're ...
We're hockey players.
431
00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:46,541
We're the snipe,
celly boys.
432
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,417
Dirty fucking
dangles boys.
433
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,878
What are you guys
going on about now?
434
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,839
Now you are
just being posers.
It's pretty pathetic.
435
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,050
Even if you are hockey players,
we are not puck bunnies.
436
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,676
Or lacrosse-titutes.
437
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,682
I don't even drink...
I drink beer.
438
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,867
Where are you guys
staying tonight?
439
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,452
There's only motel
in this shit hole,
so that one.
440
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,955
I've never ridden
in a BMW X3 before.
441
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,708
What about a BMW X3
with a luxury leather package?
442
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,627
She just said
she'd never ridden
in one, idiot.
443
00:19:32,044 --> 00:19:33,297
Take me home.
444
00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:37,551
Ladies and gentlemen.
445
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:40,262
The song
for the first dance...
446
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:41,722
Chosen by...
447
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,934
The grooms.
448
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,772
I can't wait
to take sauce
from you
449
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,566
and slot from now
until the horn blows
450
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,484
at the end
of quadruple overtime.
451
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,485
Playoff rules, nice.
452
00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:57,570
There was
always an open bet.
453
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,406
I'll take the tender
tonight.
454
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,782
A six man, you know
what I am talking about.
455
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,743
As long as you can bury.
Oh, we will find a hole.
456
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,453
You can't slip one past me.
Let's steer this back.
457
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,442
♪ Sucking on my titties
458
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,901
♪ Like you wanted me
459
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,528
♪ Calling me all the time
Like Blondie
460
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,614
♪ Check out my chrissy behind
461
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,282
♪ It's fine all
of the time
462
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,117
♪ Like sex on the beaches
463
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:47,119
♪ What else is in the
teachesOf peaches?
464
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,621
♪ Huh? What?
465
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:58,799
♪ Sucking on my titties
Like you wanted me
466
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,550
♪ Calling me
All the time like Blondie
467
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,636
♪ Check out my chrissy behind
468
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,553
♪ It's fine all
of the time
469
00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:07,139
♪ What else is in the
teachesof peaches?
470
00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:08,975
♪ Like sex on the beaches
471
00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:10,851
♪ Huh? What?
472
00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:12,728
♪ Huh, right
473
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,732
♪ What?
474
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,361
♪ Huh? What?
475
00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:22,990
♪ Right
476
00:21:40,006 --> 00:22:08,618
♪ Fuck the pain away
477
00:22:12,371 --> 00:22:14,291
♪ Huh? What?
478
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,583
♪ Right
479
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,839
♪ Huh? What?
480
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:22,715
♪ Right
481
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,430
♪ What else in the teaches
of peaches?
482
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:31,515
♪ Like sex on the beaches
483
00:22:31,515 --> 00:22:32,768
♪ What?
484
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,643
♪ Right
485
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,942
♪ SIS, IUD
486
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,570
♪ Stay in school
487
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,571
♪ 'Cause it's the best
488
00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:49,076
♪ IUD, SIS
489
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,577
♪ Stay in school
490
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:51,994
♪ 'Cause it's the best
491
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:56,249
♪ IUD, SIS
492
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,251
♪ Stay in school
493
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,212
♪ 'Cause it's the best
494
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,339
♪ IUD, SIS
495
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:05,425
♪ Stay in school
496
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,051
♪ 'Cause it's the best
497
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:09,929
♪ Sucking on my titties
Like you wanted me
498
00:23:09,929 --> 00:23:11,514
♪ Calling me
All the time like Blondie
499
00:23:11,514 --> 00:23:14,059
♪ Check out my chrissy behind
500
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,310
Yous looking for trouble?
Yous looking for trouble?
501
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,187
Yous looking for trouble?
So what if we are?
502
00:23:18,187 --> 00:23:19,438
We don't fight
at weddings.
503
00:23:19,438 --> 00:23:20,689
Wouldn't dream of it, bud.
504
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:50,678
♪ Fuck the pain away
505
00:23:54,974 --> 00:23:56,350
♪ Huh? What?
506
00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:57,977
♪ Right. Uhh
507
00:24:02,148 --> 00:24:03,859
♪ Huh? What?
508
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,151
♪ Right. Uhh
509
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,699
♪ What else is in the
teachesof peaches?
510
00:24:11,699 --> 00:24:13,493
♪ Like sex on the beaches
511
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,369
♪ What? Right. Uhh
512
00:24:20,332 --> 00:24:29,341
♪ Fuck the pain away
513
00:24:29,341 --> 00:24:30,426
♪ Fuck the pain away ♪
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