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You were trying to figure out
WTF.
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with your BFFs
the other day...
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- You guys ever sexted?
- No
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All the times.
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- Do you really?
- Daily.
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I’m a bit surprised at you,
Squirrely Dan.
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It’s all above water,
I assure’s you.
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I’m on a telephone application’s
called Bumble.
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It’s kind of like Tinder
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except only the women’s
can initiate conversations.
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So, what, they just message you
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up on your telephone
to sex talk?
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Sex text. Correct.
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Terrific.
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I think I’ve been sexting
with a gal, but not too sure.
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Well, what did she sext ya?
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LOL.
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What did you sext her
directly before that?
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Well, I asked her if
she wanted to go on a date.
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That’s not sexting.
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- Sure’s it is.
- No, it isn’t.
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Dary asked a gal
to go on the date
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and she texted back LOL’s.
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Yes, so it appears as though
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that’s what went down,
Squirrely Dan.
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Well, that means,
"Lots of love".
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- No it doesn’t.
- Sure’s it does.
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No it doesn’t. LOL means,
"Laughing out loud".
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So?
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So one of two things,
super chief.
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Number A, she thinks
the very thought
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of going
on a date with you is laughable.
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Or number B, the fact that
you’d think
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she’d want to go
on a date with you is laughable.
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Either way you’re hooped.
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So?
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So she’s laughing at you, bud.
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So it’s... not sexting?
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Figure it out.
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Maybe she meant, "Lots of load".
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You wanna know what?
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That’s the problem
with sexting
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and texting
or technology in general.
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The world needs less Facebook
and more face-to-face.
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More than a bit
fuckin’ embarrassing,
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we’re all sitting around here
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trying decipher what
three letters might mean.
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I’m sensing a bit
of hostility here, big shoots.
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Wanna know how my Uncle Ed
met my Aunt Mary?
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Walked right up to her,
like a sock hop.
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Told her
he thought she was pretty.
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Uncle Eddie’s was a legend.
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Aunt Marian, too.
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Then he asked her if she
wanted to dance with him.
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Like, if she wanted to twist.
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I bet you he swing-danced her.
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Before he ballroomed ’er.
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And she walks over to her
gal pals and they’re all saying,
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"How about the balls
on this sailor.
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Walks right up to a pretty girl
like you asking for a twist."
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Of course they’re all
green with envy
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because no one’s
asked them to twist.
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That sounds like
Uncle Eddie’s all right.
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Yeah, sounds like par for
the course for Uncle Eddie.
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Don’t you think it ends there.
It doesn’t.
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Guess who walks into the
sock hop like he owns the place?
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Elvis Presley.
King of rock ’n’ roll.
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Walks right up to Aunt Mary
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and says he ain’t nothin’
but a hound dog.
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Oh. Tight spot
for Uncle Eddie’s.
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What did Uncle Eddie do?
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Uncle Eddie? Walks right over
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to the King of Rock ’n’ Roll
and puts him on his ass.
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- Wow.
- Uncle Eddie.
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Next thing you know, in walks
the Rat Pack
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with Chuck Berry
and the Beach Boys
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who hadn’t broken yet but were
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making a name for themselves
as California street toughs.
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Guess what...
all good buddies with Elvis.
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- No.
- He’s a goner. Gotta be.
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Think again.
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Uncle Eddie gets a tap
on his shoulder,
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a voice says to him he says,
"Hey, kid. Need a hand?"
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Guess who?
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You ever heard of Johnny Cash?
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Well, now
you’re spinning’s a yarn.
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The Man In Black himself?
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You better believe
it’s the Man In Black.
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He’s with his good pals
John Wayne and James Brown
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who don’t take shit off anybody.
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Everybody knows that.
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You gonna throw hands
at James Brown,
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I’m sorry you’re a goner.
Everybody knows that.
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But they’re still outnumbered.
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So guess who shimmies over
in a real bad mood?
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Who?
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Little Richard. Gotta be.
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Hey, you better fuckin’ believe
it’s Little Richard.
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He’s with his good pal
Bing Crosby.
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That’s Pre-White Christmas
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when he was still on
the bottle and a nasty drunk.
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So you know it’s on now.
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Number one selling albums
of all-times, White Christmas.
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Uh, that’s
Pre -White Christmas. Look out.
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So fuckin’ Buddy Holly
walks over
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and Bertuzzi’s
Uncle Eddie, right?
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Next thing you know,
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Ray Charles has got
Buddy Holly in a rear naked.
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Buddy Holly’s tappin’,
Ray Charles says,
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"No way.
It’s not how this ends."
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Cash is over there
arm-barring Sinatra.
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Sammy Davis Jr. switched sides
halfway through the fight,
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he’s got Dean Martin
in an Omoplata.
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Well, where’s Uncle Eddie?
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Well, what’s he gonna do?
He’s gotta do something.
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Uncle Eddie’s
freshly transitioned
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from a triangle choke
in favor of a full mount.
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He’s got Brian Wilson down
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ready to serve the final blow
and someone catches his fist.
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Guess who?
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Johnny Cash.
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Says, "Hey, kid.
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We got this from here.
Go get your girl."
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Uncle Eddie gets up,
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John Wayne gives him
a tap on the butt
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like they’re old
locker room pals.
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Well,
what’s Aunt Marion’s doing?
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Did he go over to her?
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Tell you what.
She went to him, okay.
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He scoops her up in his arms,
fireman carries her out of there
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to applause
from the sock hoppers
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who clear a path for them.
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Takes her for
a fuckin’ milkshake.
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Like a real man.
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- Wow.
- Uncle Eddie.
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So next time you’re
thinking about texting a girl
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to ask her out on a date,
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I want you to stop and think.
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About what?
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About the glory
you’re leaving on the table.
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Hey, it’s her.
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Well, what she says?
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New phone. Who this?
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LOL.
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And that’s why I never drink
out of Gino Reda’s mug again.
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These sheets are just jibber...
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Oh, hi.
Welcome to Sports Centre.
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I’m Dan, he’s Jay.
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Hello, Dan.
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A homegrown feel-good story
to round out the program.
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Local hockey stars
Hudson and James Bay
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return from a stint in Europe
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to Letterkenny, Ontario...
to help their dad do hay.
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Now what’s not to like
about that?
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Oh, boy.
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- Toolesy?
- Yeah.
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Letterkenny, Ontario.
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- Problem, Toolesy?
- No. No problem.
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Letterkenny, Ontario.
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Home of local hockey stars
Hudson and James Bay.
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Yeah. Yeah. You ever been
to Letterkenny, Jay?
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I’ve not had the pleasure, no.
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As you’re aware by now,
I’m from Peterborough, Ontario.
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- Yes, I’m aware.
- Okay.
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You’re familiar
with brawls in hockey.
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Yes, I’m familiar.
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Yeah,
they happen all the time.
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How about brawls in curling?
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That’s a new one!
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Okay, that’s what happened when
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Letterkenny’s curling team
came to Peterborough.
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- A curling brawl?
- Yeah.
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A brawl at a curling match.
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You ever heard of
a cribbage brawl?
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More new territory...
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Yeah,
that’s what happened routinely
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when members
of the Letterkenny Legion
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came and played
cribbage tournaments
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against members
of the Peterborough Legion.
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A cribbage brawl?
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Yeah. A brawl
at a cribbage tournament.
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Toolesy...
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You think I’m making
this crap up?
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So what are you
sayin’ here, Toolesy?
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Okay, just if I were Hudson
and James Bay...
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Home to do hay.
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Yeah, yeah.
I’d be staying in Europe.
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Are you ready for this
old goat to make your day?
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Okay.
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Guess who’s coming
to visit us this weekend?
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- No way.
- Way.
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- No way. For hay?
- For hay.
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- No way.
- All the way.
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- Who did they say?
- Well, they didn’t, did they?
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Well, not yet anyway.
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So go ahead and say.
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James and Hudson.
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- Bay?
- Bay.
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James and Hudson Bay.
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- No way.
- Way.
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- Home to stay?
- Just for hay.
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You don’t say.
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Well, you know, a little bit
of work,
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- little bit of play.
- Hooray.
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James and Hudson Bay.
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Hicks all the way.
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All the way.
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Oh, look. There’s a stray.
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Those guys are LOL.
Legends of Letterkenny.
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Good workers, too.
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Well, they’re great workers.
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They put away bales
with the best of them.
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Faster than a fox over a fence.
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James and Hudson Bay.
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You wanna know what?
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The brothers Bay home for hay
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is a chance for all of us
to come together
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and show ’em we’re proud
in our own special way.
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So, stick with tradition?
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Well, you don’t
fuck with tradition.
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Puppers and a pig roast
for the brothers Bay.
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Puppers and a pig.
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All right well, I’m gonna go
talk to Tanis about the pig.
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You get them
cheapest on the Rez.
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Okay, Katy. Okay.
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Okay, Dary. Okay.
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Okay, Dan. Okay.
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Okay, stray.
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But what are we gonna
call the party this year?
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- Hay Days.
- No.
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- A Bay in the Life.
- We’re gettin’ warmer.
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- Baywatch.
- Almost there.
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Wait!
Great day for Bay.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Yup.
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Great Day for Bay.
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Will somebody help me
get that fuckin’ stray?
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Oh, shit, it’s gettin’ away.
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Come on, yous two,
he just wants to play.
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Fuckin’ beauties, boys.
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Beauties and beasts.
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The Brothers Bay.
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James and Hudson Bay.
Hockey players all the way.
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Bay-ooo-to-ful.
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Letterkenny Shamrocks
all-time leaders
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in points,
PIMS and plus/minus.
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Now they’re playing in Europe.
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Imagine all the Amserdamsels
in Europe.
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Be wheelin’ abroad all right.
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International ass.
251
00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:04,024
Getting their ass ports stamped.
252
00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:05,859
Oh, they’re part of
the European Poonion now, buddy.
253
00:08:05,859 --> 00:08:07,486
Traveling through
Titaly for sure.
254
00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,945
Seeing all kind of Vati-cans.
255
00:08:08,945 --> 00:08:10,739
Nice mountains
in Titzerland, too.
256
00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:12,825
Hammerin’ all the Croati-ass.
257
00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,659
Smashin’ all that Romani-ass.
258
00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:16,661
Slam crushin’
all that Albani-ass.
259
00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:18,122
Oh, welcome to Bulge-aria.
260
00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:20,833
Yeah, the Brothers Bay,
hockey players all the way.
261
00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,710
All the way.
Droppin’ mitts and suckin’ tits.
262
00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:25,879
- Titty validity.
- Titty stupidity.
263
00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:27,839
- Home this weekend, buddy.
- Home this weekend, bro.
264
00:08:27,839 --> 00:08:29,466
Gotta do something epic.
265
00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,844
How are we going to top All Bay,
All Night from last year?
266
00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:34,931
Fuck! That drew more box
than an architect.
267
00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,056
They’ll come up with something.
268
00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:37,807
Where there’s a will
there’s a Bay.
269
00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:39,477
Europe! Europe!
270
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:45,690
Bay Brothers.
Egotistical egotesticles.
271
00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:47,067
Stewart! They’re your family.
272
00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,735
- Questionable.
- Undeniable.
273
00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:49,695
Unverifiable.
274
00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,196
Stewart, they’re your cousins.
275
00:08:51,196 --> 00:08:52,739
There’s pictures of you
and the Bays
276
00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:54,075
together as kids
all over your house.
277
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,951
- My mum’s house.
- Well, you still live there.
278
00:08:55,951 --> 00:08:57,494
Roald...
279
00:08:57,494 --> 00:08:59,872
Stewart... it is verifiable.
280
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,376
This is not a Bay Pride parade.
281
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,253
Those Baystards never wanted
to hang out with me anyway.
282
00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:09,882
I’m nauseated by their
hokey hockey hickey shit.
283
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:13,009
I do not want to spend more time
down by the Bay.
284
00:09:13,009 --> 00:09:15,012
- Where the watermelons...
- Grow up!
285
00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:21,852
Hi. What’s your name?
286
00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,812
- Zack.
- Zack.
287
00:09:23,812 --> 00:09:26,315
- Russell Terrier.
- Zack Russell Terrier?
288
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,775
Present.
289
00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,902
We’re having a Bay-B-Q
this weekend,
290
00:09:30,902 --> 00:09:32,738
’cause the Bay brothers Bay
are coming home.
291
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,907
James and Hudson.
Do you know them?
292
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,742
- We’re second cousins.
- Oh.
293
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,451
Their uncle Cal
married my Aunt Sue.
294
00:09:38,451 --> 00:09:39,619
Oh, which one’s a Bay?
295
00:09:39,619 --> 00:09:41,538
Aunt Sue was a Bay
before she was a Casa.
296
00:09:42,455 --> 00:09:44,249
So now she’s Sue Casa?
297
00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:47,795
Married Calvin Garfield Casa.
Goes by Cal Gary.
298
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,589
You might know their kids,
Sam and Ella.
299
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:51,924
Salmonella?
300
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,301
Yeah, Sam and Ella
have a half-brother Ty, as well.
301
00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,052
Ty Casa.
302
00:09:56,052 --> 00:09:58,763
I said half-brother.
His last name’s Food.
303
00:09:58,763 --> 00:09:59,806
Ty Food?
304
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:01,517
Present.
305
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,602
Jesus.
306
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,978
What’s your name?
307
00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:05,396
Katy.
308
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,522
Katy what?
309
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,441
Wait... you know my half brother,
Ash, right?
310
00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:11,777
- Ash who?
- Wednesday.
311
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,863
- Ash Wednesday?
- Mm-Hmm, that’s him.
312
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,113
Hangs out with the Books.
313
00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:17,867
- The Books?
- Art and Mac.
314
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,493
- Art Book and Mac Book?
- Yeah.
315
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,287
Know them?
316
00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,663
Are you fucking with me?
317
00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:25,458
No!
318
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,878
Zack Russell Terrier and Ty Food
ain’t fuckin’ with you.
319
00:10:30,754 --> 00:10:31,921
What’s with the pig?
320
00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:33,465
The brothers Bay
are coming home this weekend,
321
00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:36,761
so Saturday we’re going
to Bay Bash. Big Bay-B-Q.
322
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:37,802
Oh, yeah? What’s it called?
323
00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,972
Great Day for Bay.
324
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,557
Nice.
Points for Bay Bash as well.
325
00:10:42,682 --> 00:10:43,809
It’s too bad, though.
326
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,977
What’s too bad?
327
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,228
Well, the Bay Brothers
328
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,854
are coming to the Rez
on Saturday for a party.
329
00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,565
They’re part native all the way.
330
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,901
But, Great Day for Bay.
331
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,987
Yeah but, we already got
$1,000 on fireworks.
332
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,074
Thunder Bay. Saturday. Hmm?
333
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:03,454
Hey, Zack Russell Terrier
and Ty Food are going to come.
334
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,872
Maybe you’ll come, too.
335
00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:16,591
- Hey.
- That’s barley.
336
00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:17,843
- Okay.
- How are you now?
337
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,804
You should stand down
on Great Day for Bay.
338
00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:21,722
What?
339
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,931
The Bay Brothers are coming
to the Rez for Thunder Bay.
340
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:23,891
They’re part native all the way.
341
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,517
They’re full hick all the way.
342
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,685
Plus we already purchased
the pig from your people.
343
00:11:27,685 --> 00:11:29,187
Yeah, but do you’s
even know how to cook it?
344
00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:31,022
Throw it on a spit and rotate.
345
00:11:31,022 --> 00:11:32,273
Don’t threaten me
with a good time.
346
00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:33,441
Okay.
347
00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:34,984
What about when you insert
the thermometer
348
00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:36,570
to check
the temperature inside?
349
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,114
- What about it?
- I don’t know. You tell me.
350
00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:40,990
Here’s the scoop.
We’ve already planned the party.
351
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:43,368
Yeah, but we’ve already spent
$1,000 on fireworks.
352
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,036
I don’t want to see that
go up in smoke.
353
00:11:45,036 --> 00:11:46,205
Up?
354
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,790
- What?
- Nothing. Go ahead.
355
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,709
Keeping in mind that you once
burnt down the produce stand,
356
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,377
a lot has happened since then.
357
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,586
The Brothers Bay home for hay
is the perfect opportunity
358
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,172
for all of us to come together
and show them we’re proud.
359
00:11:56,172 --> 00:12:00,051
So, we would like to invite
you and your friends here
360
00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:02,012
for Great Day for Bay.
361
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,014
Or you can move your party
to the Rez for Thunder Bay.
362
00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:08,060
’Cause the Bay Brothers
are part native... all the way.
363
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,354
They’re full hick...
All the way.
364
00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:12,440
So...
365
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,402
You trying to sneak a sunrise
past a rooster, Tanis?
366
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:20,573
I don’t know.
You’re the one whose stuck
between a cock and hard place.
367
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,199
You a breast or thigh guy?
368
00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:27,997
- They’re full hick.
- Correct.
369
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,205
And only part native.
370
00:12:29,205 --> 00:12:30,583
Splittin’ hairs, but yeah.
371
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,209
- So we host.
- Fair.
372
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,503
But the name...
373
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:37,589
- Great Day for...
- Uh...
374
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:38,965
- What?
- What?
375
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,884
- Nothing. You go.
- How’s this?
376
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,594
Great Day for Thunder Bay.
377
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,930
Great Day for Thunder Bay!
378
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,264
Puppers, pigs and pyrotechnics.
379
00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:48,099
Puppers, pigs, pyrotechnics
and pepperettes.
380
00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:49,435
Perfect.
381
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,061
- See you there, Wayne or shine.
- Good enough.
382
00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:54,397
There’ll be fireworks,
just like old times.
383
00:12:54,397 --> 00:12:56,609
It’s been a business doing
pleasure with you, Tanis.
384
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,777
So, what about
that elusive girl of yours?
385
00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:00,945
She gonna show her face
for once?
386
00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,448
None of your beeswax.
387
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,700
- People are talkin’ you know.
- None of their beeswax.
388
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,910
Doesn’t bother you?
389
00:13:07,911 --> 00:13:10,122
Mind your beeswax, Tanis.
390
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:13,166
Hmm . Later, boo.
391
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,969
We tried to come up
with our own party
392
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:27,138
for the Bay Brothers, but...
393
00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:28,681
You’s are welcome
to come to our party.
394
00:13:28,681 --> 00:13:30,059
Wanna know what?
The Brothers Bay home for hay
395
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,392
is a chance for all of us
396
00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:35,104
to come together
and show ’em we’re proud.
397
00:13:35,104 --> 00:13:36,982
Yeah. We know. It was just...
398
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,275
Just that everyone keeps
399
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,902
coming up with cool names
for their Bay parties
400
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,863
and all we could come up with
was Bay There Delilah.
401
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,532
Bay Jude was a runner up.
402
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,575
And honorable mention,
Independence Bay.
403
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,825
Yeah,
404
00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:49,661
Bay the Earth Stood Still
was also a contender.
405
00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:52,122
Shout out to Glory Bays.
406
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,458
But,
credit where credit’s due...
407
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,085
Great Day for Bay
cannot be beaten.
408
00:13:57,085 --> 00:14:00,256
So, we’d love to come
to your Bay-B-Q.
409
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,883
We just told you
that you’re invited.
410
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,468
Fuck, we just fuckin’ said!
411
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,219
You know what, the Brothers Bay
home for hay
412
00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:07,429
is a chance for all of us
413
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,639
to come together
and show ’em we’re proud.
414
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,016
Nice.
415
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,852
We’re invited.
416
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,060
- Sick, boys.
- Sick.
417
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,479
How can we help?
418
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,064
Well, I haven’t heard
form the Brothers Bay all day
419
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,858
so safe to say
they’re behind on hay.
420
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,025
You should head on over.
421
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,194
- Lend us a hand.
- Done.
422
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,655
Just like liftin’ hockey bags,
right boys?
423
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,906
On par.
424
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,115
Lift with your legs
not your back, right boys?
425
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,408
Why don’t you try both
426
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,035
and see which one
works out betters for ya?
427
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,244
You’ll wanna throw on some pants
428
00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:33,122
or else
you carve your legs all up.
429
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,915
Bring some fuckin’ Puppers too.
430
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,416
Pitter patter.
431
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:38,960
- Not gonna do the pants, man.
- Yeah. Go get beer though.
432
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,723
Yes, Stewart you can come
to Great Day for Bay.
433
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,599
- Bay-arf.
- Pardon?
434
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:53,892
Great day for barf.
435
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:56,729
So I take it
you won’t be coming here then.
436
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,397
Oh, we’ll be there.
437
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,523
To laugh
at what losers they are.
438
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,527
Bring some fuckin’ Puppers.
439
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,280
Yeah...
440
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,157
Okay, cool. Bye.
441
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:13,369
They never wanted
to hang out with me anyway.
442
00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:16,205
Time to make those idiots Bay.
443
00:15:16,205 --> 00:15:17,498
What does that mean?
444
00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:21,295
The expression is,
"make them pay".
445
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,546
I replaced their last name
to be clever.
446
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:28,051
Oh. Oh yeah, I know.
That’s super... super clever.
447
00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:31,055
You try!
448
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:37,227
Okay. Uh, go ahead, make my Bay!
449
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,772
Satisfactory.
450
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,915
What’s up?
451
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,041
How’re you now?
452
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,626
Smokin’ darts
and breakin’ hearts.
453
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,293
- You bring the fireworks?
- That was the deal wasn’t it?
454
00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:04,088
- Can confirm.
- She here?
455
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,839
Have a fuckin’ Puppers.
456
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,222
Hey. You wanna see the pig?
457
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,723
Solid opening.
458
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,432
I checked
and it’s my cousin Ed
who knows you.
459
00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:19,268
- Oh, Ed who?
- Ed Monton.
460
00:16:19,268 --> 00:16:21,397
Yeah. Yeah.
He’s friends with my buddy Mike.
461
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,232
- Which Mike?
- Check.
462
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,109
For sure.
463
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,652
Ed Monton was Mike Check’s
best man at his wedding.
464
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,237
Told you they weren’t
fuckin’ with you.
465
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,196
Fuckin’ babes, eh?
466
00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,993
Great Day
for Thunder Bay, eh boys?
467
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,161
Judging by your arms,
468
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,329
doesn’t like it was
that good of a day.
469
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,038
Super great day
for Thunder Bay, boys.
470
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,541
Got an inside look at hick life.
471
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,709
Feels pretty good
to do some hard labor.
472
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:45,295
- Beats the fuckin’ gym.
- Yeah, gym fuckin’ sucks, boys.
473
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,339
Well, next time you’ll know
to wear long sleeves and pants.
474
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,715
Where’s the Bays?
475
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:50,341
Well,
according to their parents...
476
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,510
- George Ian?
- Fanny’s?
477
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,012
George Ian Bay and Fanny Bay
478
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,222
said Hudson and James Bay
went into town for a meeting.
479
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,348
A meeting?
480
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,474
Well, according to
George Ian Bay.
481
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,850
Fanny Bay said she couldn’t
482
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,935
get a hold of James
or Hudson Bay all afternoon.
483
00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,353
You know what, buddy?
484
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:04,188
I haven’t been able to get
a hold of Big City Slams
485
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:05,691
all afternoon either, buddy.
486
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,568
Hey, you boys seen
those two gym babes?
487
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,236
You know,
the two babes from the gym.
488
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:11,195
Are they here?
489
00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,697
Don’t think so boys.
490
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:14,992
Couldn’t get a hold
of those babes all afternoon.
491
00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:19,163
It’s them. It’s them.
492
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:30,381
Well, Great Day for Thunder Bay, fellows.
493
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,637
- Welcome home.
- Thanks Wayne.
494
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:39,349
Brothers Bay home for hay
is a chance for us
495
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,225
to show you guys
how proud we are of you.
496
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,394
Thanks Katy.
497
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,605
You guys made it
all the way to Europe.
498
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,483
Welcome home, Hudson.
Got to tell us all about Europe.
499
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,859
Welcome home, James.
Got to tell us all about Europe.
500
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:50,985
We will. We will.
501
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,282
In keeping with tradition
as promised, Puppers and pig.
502
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:59,410
And pyrotechnics this year, too.
503
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:00,495
Welcome home, pussies.
504
00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:01,789
- Thanks, Tanis.
- Thanks, Tanis.
505
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:05,125
But say, what were you guys
doin’ all day?
506
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,502
We had a meeting.
507
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,338
Meeting?
Let’s call a bay of pigs.
508
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,714
There’s that gym babe.
509
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,466
There’s that other gym babe.
510
00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,092
More like Guantanamo Bay.
511
00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:17,387
’Cause I didn’t know whether
we were gonna get out alive.
512
00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:21,724
Hey, it’s Big City Slams.
513
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,435
Felt like I was on
Bays of Our Lives
514
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,102
’cause there were
so many storylines
515
00:18:25,102 --> 00:18:26,522
going on all at once.
516
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,564
Big City Slams 2, boys.
517
00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:30,900
I don’t even know
what Bay it is.
518
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,945
Angie.
519
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,656
Never thought I’d be
into Bay sex.
520
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,616
Thanks for
the Bay City Roll, boys.
521
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,243
I’ll be your Bay-once any day.
522
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,871
Well...
523
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,291
LOL.
524
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,379
Is Stewart here?
525
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,261
- Hudson?
- Stewart.
526
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,302
- James.
- Stewart.
527
00:18:58,302 --> 00:19:00,137
Can we finally hang out?
528
00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:01,348
Hang out?
529
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,308
Let’s have a fuckin’ Puppers.
530
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,726
I’d love a fucking Puppers.
531
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,481
I just always figured
you didn’t want to.
532
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,775
You know, the whole
hicks versus skids thing.
533
00:19:12,775 --> 00:19:14,820
They’re hockey players
all the way, boys.
534
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,571
Part native
all the way, too, boys
535
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:18,532
- We’re family.
- All the way.
536
00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,368
You guys do rips?
537
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,078
Hard no.
538
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,580
- But do you rip Chel?
-’Cause we will rip Chel...
539
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,624
- Oh, Stewart.
- Goddamn right I rip Chel.
540
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,127
- You guys got rips?
- We got rips.
541
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,336
They’ll do rips.
542
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,839
- No rips.
- But we’ll rip Chel, boys.
543
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,840
Are you boys talking about what
I think you’re talking about?
544
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,051
- What if we are?
- I’m calling the cops.
545
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,512
No...
546
00:19:41,512 --> 00:19:43,223
Just kidding. Do some rips.
547
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,724
We’re gonna need more rips.
548
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,727
- I got rips.
- Then it’s on. Chel.
549
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:50,022
You god damn right, it’s on.
550
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,191
- Chel.
- In rips.
551
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,692
- Chel.
- In rips!
552
00:19:53,692 --> 00:20:00,407
Chel. In rips!
553
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,012
Hats off to Tanis, boys.
554
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,473
She’s certainly a great day
for Thunder Bay.
555
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,599
Tanis has out done’s herself.
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