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You got invited
to a party the other day...
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The McMurrays have invited us
over for a BBQ this afternoon.
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That’ll be a soft pass for me.
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Just a soft pass?
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A super... soft pass.
Well, why is that?
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You got something else
on the go, big shooter?
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Well, ah, you know,
it’s just Saturday.
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Rosie scooch on over.
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Watch a little TV.
Bob’s your uncle.
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Do I have to remind you
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that you are in a long-term
relationship.
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And...?
And as such you are obliged
to partakes in some socials
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stimulations from times to time,
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lest the young lady
becomes rastless.
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Rastless?
Rastless.
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Well, if it ain’t broke,
don’t fix it, bud.
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Sure. But you can’t just
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watch TV and have sex
every night, Wayne.
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Sometimes Netflix and chill
just ain’t enough.
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A young lady deserves more
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than just Amazon Primes
and sexy times.
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YouTube and lube
isn’t gonna cut it.
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You can’t just stream it
and cream it, bud.
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There’s more to life
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than a little Hulu and
you-screw, big brother.
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Gotta step out
of your comfort zone.
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There’s not a goddamn thing
wrong with
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a little Playstation
Vue and I service you.
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Not a goddamn thing.
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A little Project Free TV
and you service me.
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A little Pirate Bay
with some sexual spray.
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A couple of torrent sites
minus the bed lights.
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What about a little satellite
and an overnight?
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A little satellite
and tickle fight.
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Invite a friend over
for Direct TV
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and a menage a three.
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Yeah, there’s more to life
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than a li’l HBO and a go,
big brother.
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You gotta step out
of your comfort zone.
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Wanna know what? I don’t know
who called it the comfort zone,
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but I’m pretty sure
they called it that
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’cause everything inside
that zone’s good and comfy.
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So once you get outside
of that zone, fuck...
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Well, that’s when things
can get a bit dicey.
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Oh! Ooh.
Welcome to Chez McMurray.
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Oh, ho.
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Or, Fort McMurray.
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Here you go, babe.
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Whatever you’re into
that’s what I always say.
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McMurray!
Wayne, how’re you now?
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How’r you... Oh good.
Not s’bad.
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I’m not s’...
I’m good.
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Just go!
Where... where is your
better half, Wayne?
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Reading a book.
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All right. Well,
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everybody make yourself
at home.
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We got cold beer
and frozen marg mix.
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Oh, yeah. You got blueberry,
avocado passion fruit margs?
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We got agave prickly pear
marg mix.
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Mhh hmm. Colada mix, too.
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You got kiwi fruit cucumber
jalapeno pina colada?
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We got charred orange
ruby red grapefruit
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pomegranate pina coladas.
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Even got daiquiri mix, too.
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Oh, you got
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whole citrus hungry gal
magic low cal daiquiris?
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We got smoky watermelon
michelada
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aqua velva
aqua fresca super, super
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duper, super sipper Daiquiris.
Good enough.
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Whatever you’re into
is what I always say.
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That’s right.
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Plus, we got a shit ton of super
fun shit planned for today.
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Oh, boy.
All kinds.
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Just went down and got myself
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a brand spankin’ new karaoke
machine down at the swap meet.
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Oh, boy.
It’s only got the Chinese songs,
but it works just fine.
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All right, lemme run down
the house rules.
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Rule number one:
You must have fun.
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That’s it.
That’s the only fuckin’ rule.
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That’s easy to remembers then.
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I hope everybody remembered
to bring their swim trunks.
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Come on down, folks.
Don’t be shy.
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The jets are powerful and
the water is warm.
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Plenty room for everybody.
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Amen. Oops. Oh, no. I went ahead
and dropped an olive.
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Oh!
Oh, ooh...
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There it is.
Oh.
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I feel it.
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Sure do...
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Thank you, Gail.
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I forgot my swim trunks, so...
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You forgot to bring a set?
Didn’t bring a set.
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You didn’t bring a set?
Didn’t bring a set.
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You didn’t bring a set?
I didn’t brings no sets.
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You, even you didn’t bring
a set?
I didn’t bring a set.
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Don’t worry.
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We got a whole bunch of extra
swim trunks in the closet.
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So no fuckin’ excuses, okay?
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I’d hammer a cock suckin’ gin
and tonic, that’s all I know.
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Who wants to jump in the tub,
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or... can I offer somebody
some fruit?
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Or maybe an oyster?
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Where is Wayne?
Out having a dart, likely.
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Hm.
Thought Wayne
would love a good tub?
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Who wouldn’t love a good tub?
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Well, he does.
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He just says that if you spend
too much time in the water,
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you end up looking like
a golden raisin.
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I think I just brushed up
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against a couple
of golden raisins.
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Gail, oh, my. Scandal.
Hmmm.
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Would anyone care
to play a game?
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Has anybody ever played
Never have I ever?
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Nevers.
Never?
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Never ever.
Not even once.
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It is a dandy little
drinking game
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we picked
up down ’Minican.
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We go down ’Minican
twice a year, that’s all I know.
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Still don’t get down
’Minican enough, baby,
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that’s true.
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Was down ’Pulco pertnear
every winter ’til fellas started
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gettin’ hanging from bridges
with their dinks cut off.
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Crying shame
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because Sinatra used to have
a place down ’Pulco.
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You know, JFK and Jackie O
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had their goddamn honeymoon
down ’Pulco.
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But we picked up Never Have
I Ever down in ’Minican.
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K.
So, how it works
is this.
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You say, "Never have I ever"
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done such and such a titillating
and or embarrassing act
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and if you’ve done it,
you drink it. Get it?
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Got it.
I’ll start.
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Fire away, baby.
And make it randy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, let’s see, never have
I ever
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made whoopee with
more than one person at a time.
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We’re going from zero
to sixty I take it.
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Uh hm. Oh.
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Your turn, baby.
All right.
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Never have I ever felt
strong sexual urges
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towards another spouse,
significant other or sibling.
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That’s very specific.
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Hey, Wayne, how’s your beer?
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I’d have a beer.
Katy, don’t...
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Can you can bring me over
one of them cocksuckers,
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that’s what I always say.
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Buddy,
I think we plateaued.
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What are
you talking about, buddy?
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Like I’m not seein’
any gains, bro.
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I’ve been free posing
in front of the mirror at home.
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Maybe it’s time we did
a full circuit together, ferda.
Ferda.
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Pose def...
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I think you’re right, buddy.
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Yeah, I haven’t seen
any gains all year, bro.
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We gotta make some serious
gains for next season, ferda.
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Capital gains, buddy.
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Coach has already texted sayin’
how are the gains going, boys.
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Saying what?
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Saying, how are
the gains going, boys.
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Can’t let coach down, buddy.
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Not an option, bro.
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He’ll send something flying.
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Scares the shit out of me, sometimes.
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Our gains have to eclipse
general team gains, buddy.
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You wanna be the guy to walk
into the room
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and none of
the boys see gains?
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If gains fall in the forest
and no one’s around
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to see it, nobody really
sees any gains.
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If you don’t see gains,
what do you see?
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Excuses.
We can’t be those guys, buddy.
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No excuses, buddy.
Clock’s ticking, bro.
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Not a lot of time
for gains, bro.
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Charlotte Gains, bro.
No.
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We need a surge of gains, bro.
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Canseco, buddy.
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Sammy Sosa, buddy.
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At what cost, Buddy?
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What’s the cost of juice, buddy?
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Maybe rip a quick half cycle.
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Maybe we just dig deep.
Bare down.
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Or...
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Roger Clemens, buddy.
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Hey!
What?
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All-Star pitcher, buddy.
Tarnished reputation, buddy.
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Hey!
What?
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Starting pitcher for the
Toronto Blue Jays, buddy.
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Just a half cycle?
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Just a quick half cycle.
Push through the plateau,
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kick start the muscle fibers,
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go cold turkey before
the season starts, buddy.
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Cold turkey?
Cold turkey.
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Au naturale.
Au naturale.
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Naturale.
Au naturale.
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Ferda.
Ferda.
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Yeah, but wait!
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Where do we get the juice from, ferda?
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Oh, I think I know
just the place, buddy.
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Tanis? How’r...
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...now?
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So where’s this party at?
Basement.
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Don’t see your swim trunks.
Didn’t bring a set?
No, I didn’t bring a set.
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Well, inside they’ll likely
have a set.
Didn’t know I’d need that set.
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They’ll get you a set.
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You know what the McMurrays
are up to, right?
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I have an inkling.
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And you don’t mind leaving
your girl down there with them?
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She didn’t make the trek.
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Reading?
Can’t confirm.
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Doesn’t that make you think
she up to something?
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Makes me think
it’s a pretty good book.
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Must be like...
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Carrie?
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Well, when the cat’s away
the mice will play. Hmm?
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The rats too, apparently.
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You’re dirty, huh.
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All right,
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I’m gonna go home.
I just came here for you, boo.
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You know we have a really
big library on the Rez too,
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if you’re
into nerdy girls,
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I can show you my spine label,
you can show me your hard cover.
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On a...
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How’s your beer,
big brother?
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I’d have a beer.
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So, tell me,
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how do you boys feel
about havin’ adventures?
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Well, I’m not against
havin’ adventures.
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Then how do you feel
about trying new things?
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Well, like I always say,
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varieties is
the spices of life.
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Mrs. McMurray and I
couldn’t agree more.
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That’s all I know.
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In fact, the more you get
to know us both,
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the more you realize that
we’re very broad-minded.
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That’s what I always say.
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Well, the other day,
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I tried cinnamon chewing gum
for the first time.
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Huh.
Well, it was a little bit
spicy for my taste,
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I can’t say
that I didn’t like it.
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Gotta love those spicy
little cocksuckers, uh?
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Okay.
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Katy, how’s your beer?
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I’d love a beer.
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Oh, huh.
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Ah, I lost another one.
Whoopsie daisy.
245
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Slippery little buggers.
246
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,739
Oh! She’s in the neighborhood.
247
00:09:34,864 --> 00:09:36,950
Maybe it’s time
to get going.
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00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:38,618
Agreed.
How do we do that?
249
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,166
Guess what?
What?
250
00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,710
This may very well call for
the Irish Goodbye.
251
00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,253
What’s the Irish Goodbye?
252
00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:50,006
Well, that’s when you leave
without saying bye to anyone.
253
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,716
Also known as the French Exit
or Houdini.
254
00:09:52,716 --> 00:09:54,759
Thought the French Exit
was when you climax on a gal,
255
00:09:54,884 --> 00:09:56,177
and you leave without
cleaning it up.
256
00:09:56,177 --> 00:09:57,680
It’s almost not worth
thinking about, Dary.
257
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,848
Technically, a French Exit
258
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,349
is when you leave without
paying the bill.
259
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,017
But in this case,
that is not applicable.
260
00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:03,768
Guess what?
What?
261
00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:06,062
This may very well call
for the Turkish Takeoff.
262
00:10:06,062 --> 00:10:07,522
What’s a Turkish Takeoff?
263
00:10:07,522 --> 00:10:09,775
That’s when you pull a fire
alarm and leave with a stranger.
264
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,109
Guess what?
What?
265
00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:13,903
This very well may call
for the old Tokyo Sayonara.
266
00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:15,448
What’s Tokyo Sayonara?
267
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,367
Well, that’s when you leave
and only say goodbye to the cat.
268
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,910
Maybe this calls for...
269
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,536
No!
What?
270
00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:25,498
Maybe this calls for
the Letterkenny Leave.
271
00:10:25,623 --> 00:10:27,251
No!
Letterkenny Leave?
272
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,878
That’s when you steal
a two-four
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00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,879
and walk through
a sliding glass door.
274
00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:32,464
Well, desperate times.
275
00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:33,840
Desperate measures.
276
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:40,138
I don’t think we’re there
just yet. But, why not,
277
00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:42,432
let’s continue to monitor
the situation.
278
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,685
Time for more mix.
279
00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,437
I’ll get the colada mix, baby.
280
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,734
Dart?
I’d have a dart.
281
00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:54,195
Squirrely Dan.
Waynes.
282
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,820
Has it occurred to you
that those two
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00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,698
may be members of...
284
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,157
Of the Lifestyle?
285
00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:01,911
Like the agricultural
management lifestyle?
286
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,954
Sure they are.
No, Dan.
287
00:11:04,662 --> 00:11:06,040
The Lifestyle.
288
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,502
Like the livestocks management
lifestyle. Of course they are.
289
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,710
No, Daniel.
290
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,507
The Lifestyle.
291
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,758
Oh, dairy farming lifestyle.
292
00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,094
You guys know they are.
293
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,804
Squirrely Dan!
Uh-hmm?
294
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,473
Uh, the Lifestyle?
295
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,945
No, I’m not too sure
296
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,320
what you’re driving at here,
big shooter.
297
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,990
All righty.
298
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:43,993
Who wants to play
Pass the Banana?
299
00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:48,958
Well, well, well,
my chemical bromance.
300
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,876
Bro Thornton
and Bro Jonas.
301
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,211
We’re in the market for some
banned substances, buddy.
302
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:55,964
Oh, and you’ve come
to us.
303
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:58,300
How flattering.
We’ve got substances.
304
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,009
And guess what?
305
00:12:00,009 --> 00:12:03,263
Newsflash, Bill "the thrill"
O’Reilly... they’re all banned.
306
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,181
So what will it be,
Geoff and Rus Courtnall...
307
00:12:05,181 --> 00:12:06,934
You know what a nose beer is?
Booger sugar.
308
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:07,892
...tini.
The cola.
309
00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:09,310
No.
No.
310
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,855
Then what will it be,
Wayne and Keith Primeau?
311
00:12:11,855 --> 00:12:13,107
You into sextaxcy?
312
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,608
Rollsy pollsy’s?
The beans?
313
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,817
The disco biscuits?
314
00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:17,194
No.
Do not tell me
315
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,070
you’ve come here
looking for pot.
316
00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:22,324
No, no, we’re looking for
some, uh...
Juice.
317
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,492
Huh?
Sauce.
318
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,951
Huh?
Gear.
319
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:27,412
Steroids.
Ah!
320
00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,123
A-bombs.
Anti-hero.
321
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,916
Gym candy. Why didn’t you
say so?
322
00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:34,878
What the fuck? Jesus.
323
00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:38,799
Edibles. You’re welcome.
So, you wish to
324
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,093
improve upon that form
God gave you.
325
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,887
Just a half-cycle, buddy.
Ah, sweet hubris.
326
00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:45,931
Oh, what’s that?
Excessive pride,
327
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,182
or self confidence.
328
00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:49,185
Arrogance. Pomposity.
Egotism.
329
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:53,022
One does not simply hop
on or of the Anabolia Express.
330
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,647
No.
331
00:12:54,772 --> 00:12:58,735
You ride that juice train all
the way to the end of the line.
332
00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:00,195
Choo-choo.
333
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,113
No, we’re just trying
to push through a plateau, so...
334
00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:03,865
Need more Charlotte Gains, bro.
335
00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:05,200
Just a quick Serge
of Gains, bro.
336
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,368
Before the season starts,
going cold turkey.
337
00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:09,162
Yeah, au naturale.
Yeah.
338
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,624
Famous last words,
gentlemen
339
00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:13,959
Have you discussed
side effects?
340
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,293
What side effects?
341
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:17,546
Oh, just a little dilemma
known as severe back acne.
342
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:18,922
Bacne?
It’s fine.
343
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:22,634
And a little complication,
acute testicular shrinkage.
344
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,052
Testicle shrinkage?
345
00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:25,887
Nobody’s testicles
are going to shrinkage, buddy.
346
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,263
Of course that
347
00:13:27,263 --> 00:13:30,017
can of worms known
as ’roid rage.
348
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,435
That actually
happens, buddy.
349
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,269
Almost to everyone, buddy.
350
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:36,065
Pay the man.
I mean, maybe we should just,
you know...
351
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,066
Dig deep, you know.
Bare down.
352
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,567
I mean, side effects, buddy.
353
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,402
But you guys should be good.
Yeah, we should be good.
354
00:13:41,402 --> 00:13:43,571
Should be good.
Yeah? We should be good?
355
00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:44,573
I wouldn’t worry.
No.
356
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,990
No, it should be good.
For sure?
357
00:13:46,115 --> 00:13:47,743
If you want my honest opinion,
you should be good.
358
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,786
’Cause if like you say
we’re good...
You’re good.
359
00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:51,538
Yeah?
You should be good.
360
00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:53,833
Wheel, snipe,
celly boys.
361
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,501
Yeah, dirty fuckin’
dangles, boys.
362
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,752
Pay the man.
363
00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:00,797
Did I ever tell you
about my friend, Juan-Jorge?
364
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:02,299
No, I don’t believes
you haves.
365
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,969
Well, Juan-Jorge is one of our
closest and dearest friends.
366
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,095
We met him
and his wife down ’Minican.
367
00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:08,012
Mm-hm.
368
00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:09,431
Juan-Jorge is a birdwatcher.
369
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,059
Or a "birder" as they prefer
to be called, these days.
370
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,018
Hmm.
Anyway, one day
371
00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:15,436
in a hot tub, not unlike
this one,
372
00:14:15,436 --> 00:14:18,398
Juan-Jorge told first
me about the common cuckoo bird.
373
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,441
The cuckoo bird
has a peculiar habit
374
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:22,862
of laying its eggs
in another bird’s nest.
375
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,780
Well, that is
a peculiars habits.
376
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,782
And it is from
this peculiar habit,
377
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,658
that we get the English term
378
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,953
cuckold.
379
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,287
Huh.
380
00:14:32,287 --> 00:14:33,622
Are you familiar with
that term, Squirrely Dan?
381
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,873
I believes I have heards
in passings, yes.
382
00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:37,709
Juan-Jorge believes cuckoldry
383
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:41,046
to be the purest and highest
form of sexual arousal.
384
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,965
This Juan-Jorge sounds
like a real interestings fellas.
385
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,633
Uh-hmm.
You better believe it,
386
00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:49,054
that’s all I’ve got to say.
Oh, you better believe it.
387
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,849
In fact, according to Juan-Jorge
388
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:56,060
only the sweet, sweet agony
and pure psychological torment
389
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,812
of watching a physically
superior man
390
00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,940
pleasure his beloved wife
391
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,401
is enough
to truly excite him.
392
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,737
Just look at this big ol’
paw of yours, huh?
393
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,906
Look at that cocksucker, baby.
394
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,324
See, now most people think
395
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,117
just about one fella sleeping
with another’s wife,
396
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,994
but no, Juan-Jorge believes
397
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:16,123
and explains in such
an arrangement,
398
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,877
that the real and
true connection is in fact,
399
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,628
between the bull...
400
00:15:22,378 --> 00:15:24,964
And the cuckoo bird,
so to speak.
401
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:32,513
Huh. Daryl, how’s your beer?
402
00:15:32,513 --> 00:15:34,224
Yeah, I could
have a beer.
403
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:43,776
Maybe it’s time
we pulls a Brexit.
404
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,859
WAYNE, KATY AND DARYL: Shh.
405
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,531
Guess what?
What?
406
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:53,243
It very well maybe time
to pull the Singapore Scram.
407
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,286
What’s a Singapore Scram?
408
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,745
It’s when you grab
onto a rope wire
409
00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,163
and have a helicopter fly
you out of there.
410
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,333
Nobody’s flying away
anywhere, that’s all I know.
411
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,584
Hell, no. It’s karaoke time.
412
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,713
Over and out.
413
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,799
What’s on the menu
this evening, my dear?
414
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,008
I need my rits.
Hmm.
415
00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:11,219
Burning the candle
at both ends, are we?
416
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:13,137
Finals are coming.
I need my rits to study.
417
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,514
Well, don’t move.
418
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,432
Darien.
419
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,185
The Ritalin.
420
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,355
Good luck on your exams.
421
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,569
These aren’t my rits.
Come again?
422
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,278
Anabolic steroids.
423
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:31,198
Those are ’roids
not ’rits.
424
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,075
But that means...
I need my rits.
425
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,201
That means you sold
the gym rats rits,
426
00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:37,079
not ’roids,
you rapscallion.
427
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,330
I need my rits not ’roids.
428
00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:41,666
Those were meant
to be rits not ’roids.
429
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:44,585
Yet, here we are,
’roids not rits.
430
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:46,879
Uh hm. Rit-tidiculous.
Oh, ’roid-ally.
431
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,132
Rits!
432
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,510
Locked and loaded, bro.
433
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,428
Bring on the gains, boys.
Capital gains, boys.
434
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:56,264
Charlotte Gains, bro.
A quick Serge of Gains, bro.
435
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,266
Focus is?
Traps and tri’s buddy.
436
00:16:58,266 --> 00:16:59,435
Traps and tri’s, bro.
437
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,852
We should be ripping
sand bell slammers.
438
00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,521
We should be ripping
kettleball sumo deadlifts.
439
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,189
We should be ripping
standing V-bar pushdowns.
440
00:17:05,314 --> 00:17:06,399
We should be ripping cable
hammer curls
441
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:07,775
with rope
attachment.
442
00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:09,736
We should be ripping close
grip EZ bar curls with band.
443
00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:12,321
We should be ripping standing
dumbbell reverse spider curls.
444
00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:13,490
We should be ripping
445
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,367
two arm barbell wide grip
preachers curls.
446
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,493
Like Arnold, buddy.
Uh-hmmm.
447
00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:24,667
I don’t know what’s going on
448
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,086
but I don’t feel like ripping
V-Bar tricep pushdowns.
449
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,795
Maybe it’s
the half cycle, buddy.
450
00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:29,214
I know what you mean,
buddy.
Maybe we should rip
451
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,132
a full cycle, buddy.
Full cycle, buddy.
452
00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:32,467
Ferds. Uh, great.
453
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,177
One more rip and then
we rip super sets
454
00:17:34,177 --> 00:17:36,262
of standing
sand bell tricep extendies.
455
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,307
One more rip and we rip
standing bicep stretchies.
456
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,059
We should b ripping
one arm cable curlies.
457
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,727
We should be ripping advanced
alternate air bike ab rollies.
458
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,188
We should be ripping
rollout incline heel touchies.
459
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,398
We should be ripping bent
press barbell side bendies.
460
00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:54,156
We should be ripping...
We should be ripping...
461
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,324
Judo flippies Russian
cable twisties, ferda!
462
00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:57,367
Ferda.
463
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,080
So if we rip ten super sets
464
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,997
at a rate of ten or every
fifteen minutes, that’s...
465
00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:04,832
How many reps
per super set, buddy?
466
00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:06,417
Twenty reps per super set.
Make that 30.
467
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,503
Done, buddy.
Now double it.
468
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,420
If we rip 60 reps per super set
469
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,339
at a rate of 10 every
15 minutes, that means
470
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:12,632
we’ll need to rip sixteen
and a half
471
00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,551
more half-cycles
before the next season starts.
472
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,970
Can’t let coach down, buddy.
Not an option, buddy.
473
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,638
It’s beautiful.
474
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,141
We’re gonna need
a bigger blackboard.
475
00:18:22,141 --> 00:18:23,226
What’s this, boys?
476
00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:24,936
Nothing, Snipes.
Nothing, Snipes.
477
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,562
Does Ritalin help
get gains?
478
00:18:26,562 --> 00:18:29,608
Should we try it?
Rits not ’roids, then?
479
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,319
Those are rits.
Not ’roids?
480
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,237
Rits not ’roids, boys.
481
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,157
Maybe we should
482
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,244
dig deep?
Bare down.
483
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,120
Natural gains, bro?
484
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,705
A Serge of Natural Gains, bro.
485
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:46,750
Au naturale.
Au naturale.
486
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,015
She’s got the voice
of an angel, doesn’t she?
487
00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:06,435
Oh, it’s catchy.
488
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,157
Oof!
Bravo!
489
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,534
Bravo and brava.
490
00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,079
And then there were four.
491
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,166
Oh, yeah.
I have a few ground rules
I’d like to cover.
492
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,333
Pertaining to...
Shoot.
493
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,253
No open mouth kissing
494
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,628
on the mouth.
Pardon?
495
00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:36,007
Observed.
Figging and cupping
and light electro-play
496
00:19:36,132 --> 00:19:37,509
are all on the table.
497
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,346
But I do have soft limits on K9
role play and mummification.
498
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,307
Excuse me?
Observed.
499
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:47,476
No tushy play unless
I ask for it and I will ask
500
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,021
for it.
501
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,187
What?
Observed.
502
00:19:50,187 --> 00:19:51,356
Once we get started,
503
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,233
it is recommended that
you do not look me
504
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,484
directly in the eye.
505
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,278
Safe word.
Huh?
506
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,239
Close, Glen,
but my safe word is uhunn.
507
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,907
Once again?
Uhunnn!
508
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,870
Oh! Oh, my,
you all are polyamorous.
509
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:06,996
Bingo!
510
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:08,372
Despite being in wedlock.
511
00:20:08,372 --> 00:20:09,875
Bulls-eye.
512
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,292
Oh, that’s a sin.
513
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,462
I’m going to have
to skedaddle.
514
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,049
Tokyo Sayonara
for me. Where’s that kitty?
515
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,507
Squirrely Dan.
Uh-huh?
516
00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:22,012
So now do you see
what we mean by the Lifestyle?
517
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,013
Yup.
518
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,349
Who’d have thought the McMurrays
would’ve been the swinging type.
519
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,975
I could have told you that
before we got over there, bud.
520
00:20:27,975 --> 00:20:29,394
Nobody wouldsa thunk it.
521
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,937
Pertnear, everyone in town
thunk it.
522
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,688
Why do you think
Rosie stayed home to read?
523
00:20:32,688 --> 00:20:34,273
It must be a pretty good book.
524
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,150
It must be like...
525
00:20:37,401 --> 00:20:39,529
The Boy at The Leafs Camp.
526
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,531
They seem so normal.
Do they?
527
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:45,493
They walks among us...
Undetecteds.
528
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:47,913
Well, I say,
live and let live.
529
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,205
Oh, me too.
530
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,124
Yeah. To each his
and hers own. Am I right?
531
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,542
Sure. But you wanna
know what?
532
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,504
It sure is nice
to be back in the comfort zone.
533
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,802
Hi, Rosie.
534
00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:07,139
... a little Crave
and misbehave?
535
00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:10,185
Hard yes.
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