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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,465 --> 00:00:09,883 You're packing up for a fishin' trip 2 00:00:09,883 --> 00:00:11,886 with your pals the other day. 3 00:00:13,887 --> 00:00:15,180 I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec. 4 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:17,099 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 5 00:00:17,099 --> 00:00:18,517 Great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 6 00:00:18,642 --> 00:00:20,895 - I fucking hate Quebec. - This guy's fuckin' Puppers. 7 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:22,855 - Oh, I'm havin' flash snacks. - To what? 8 00:00:22,855 --> 00:00:24,231 To last time we went fishing. 9 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:25,816 On the ride home, I had to sit in between 10 00:00:25,816 --> 00:00:27,318 a family size of Salt'n Vinnies 11 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,194 and a party pack of Dill Picklers. 12 00:00:29,194 --> 00:00:31,489 Admittedly, last time, things got a little out of whack, 13 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,949 when it comes to the snacks. 14 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,575 We deserve the flak, but now we're back on track. 15 00:00:34,575 --> 00:00:35,993 We have a new plan of attack. 16 00:00:35,993 --> 00:00:37,911 Everything we pack has to fit in this sack. 17 00:00:37,911 --> 00:00:39,456 We made a snack pact. 18 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,831 All these have to start with the letter "C," in fact. 19 00:00:40,831 --> 00:00:43,251 A, stop rhyming. B, why "C"? 20 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:44,877 - Well, we trieds "A." - Apples. 21 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:46,670 - And we trieds "B." - Bananas. 22 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:48,131 But "C" gave us many choice options. 23 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,050 Cookies. Crackers. Cheese. Chocolates. 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,217 See? And then we're on to "D," and so forth. 25 00:00:52,342 --> 00:00:54,053 - Mmm. Love the D. - Pardon? 26 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:56,056 - Why does jerky get to come? - It's Caribou jerky. 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,640 - What about the nuts? - Corn nuts. 28 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,018 - And the beer? - Cold beer. 29 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,895 There's too much choice in the world. 30 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,771 - How do you fig, Newton? - Well, look at toothpaste. 31 00:01:03,771 --> 00:01:05,190 It used to be just Colgate or Crest. 32 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,565 Now there's like 20 kinds of each. 33 00:01:06,565 --> 00:01:07,691 - Whitening. - Brightening. 34 00:01:07,691 --> 00:01:09,027 - Enlightening. - Goddamn right'ning. 35 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:09,985 It's goddamn frightening. 36 00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:11,571 Nice work, double D's. 37 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,030 Oh, speaking of double D's, 38 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:14,616 Mrs. McMurray went to the casino 39 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:15,908 with her pals the other night, 40 00:01:15,908 --> 00:01:17,243 so McMurray and I went to the rippers. 41 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,619 When the cat's away, the mice will play. 42 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:19,953 Where was my invite? 43 00:01:19,953 --> 00:01:21,455 Get this, one of the stripper's names... 44 00:01:21,455 --> 00:01:23,917 Tell us on the road. Let's go fishin'. 45 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,709 I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec. 46 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:27,545 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 47 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,297 Great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 48 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,631 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 49 00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:32,675 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 50 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,218 I'll get myself a Puppers. 51 00:01:52,236 --> 00:01:53,695 It's nice to have a break from you guys 52 00:01:53,695 --> 00:01:55,197 naming your own burps. 53 00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:57,450 On the way homes, we'll be spelling our own farts. 54 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,701 Hey, you pretty near need consonants for that. 55 00:01:59,701 --> 00:02:01,996 I's and T's, and some P's. 56 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,623 That's maybe smart. 57 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,915 Anywho, about the rippers... 58 00:02:04,915 --> 00:02:06,416 Oh, tell us when you get there. 59 00:02:06,416 --> 00:02:07,836 There's lots of time for telling stories 60 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,087 when you go fishin'. 61 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,004 I loves goin' fishings in Kwee-bec. 62 00:02:11,004 --> 00:02:12,673 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 63 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:14,384 It's great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 64 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,844 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 65 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:16,969 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 66 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:18,428 And everybody else in it, too. 67 00:02:18,428 --> 00:02:20,682 What's the problem, poopy-pants? 68 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,183 Well, for one thing, 69 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,433 you can never tell what the hell they're sayin' 70 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:24,518 half the time, that's for one thing. 71 00:02:24,518 --> 00:02:25,770 Ignorance is bliss, bud. 72 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,980 Yeah, they should figures it out. 73 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,689 Maybe you should figure it out. 74 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:30,107 Okay, you try to name me 75 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:31,401 one good guy that's a French guy. 76 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,986 You try to name it. Go ahead and try. 77 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,778 I bet Corey Hart's a pretty good guy. 78 00:02:34,778 --> 00:02:36,738 I'm not sure that he's a French guy. 79 00:02:36,738 --> 00:02:39,367 You'd trust somebody's who wears sunglasses at night? 80 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,826 Name me another French guy that's a good guy. 81 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:42,369 Go ahead and try. 82 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:45,165 Well, what's about that guy from the alien show? 83 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,249 - 3rd Rock from the Sun? - That's the one. 84 00:02:47,249 --> 00:02:50,044 - John Lithgow? - Nope. 85 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,754 - French Stewart? - Yeah, that's the one. 86 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:52,963 He's not French. 87 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:54,131 Well, his name is French. 88 00:02:54,131 --> 00:02:55,675 That guy squints too much. 89 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,260 Well, they can take a walk, the whole lot of 'em. 90 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,469 Dary, I think there's something 91 00:02:59,469 --> 00:03:00,929 much deeper at play here. 92 00:03:00,929 --> 00:03:03,725 - Can confirm. - What's the story? 93 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,892 All right, well, so this one time... 94 00:03:04,892 --> 00:03:06,226 Oh, tell us when we get there. 95 00:03:06,226 --> 00:03:07,770 There's lots of time for tellin' stories 96 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,230 when you're goin' fishin'. 97 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,373 Great day for sleighin', huh, Dan? 98 00:03:28,498 --> 00:03:29,499 It's a toboggan. 99 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,587 So, Dary, what's the story? 100 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,088 Which one? 101 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:35,547 I'd hear the ripper story now. 102 00:03:35,547 --> 00:03:37,550 Well, I'd hear why you hate French people so much. 103 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,635 Doesn't hate 'em. He loves 'em, that's the problem. 104 00:03:39,635 --> 00:03:40,802 - No, I don't. - Do too. 105 00:03:40,802 --> 00:03:42,220 - No, I do not. - Yeah, you do. 106 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,389 You love French gals 107 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,266 but hate that they don't love you. 108 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:49,145 Dary, please explain. 109 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:52,189 Well, every time there's a French gal I kinda like, 110 00:03:52,189 --> 00:03:53,690 I have a real hard time explaining to her 111 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:56,152 that I kinda like her 'cause she only speaks French. 112 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,861 And I'm not a good enough lookin' dude 113 00:03:57,861 --> 00:03:59,571 to get by on just my looks. 114 00:03:59,571 --> 00:04:00,531 Aw, Dary. 115 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:02,200 Give this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 116 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,409 And, if there's like, an English gal I kinda like 117 00:04:04,409 --> 00:04:06,120 but there's a French dude around, 118 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,580 you know she's goin' home with the French dude 119 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,791 'cause the English gals love French dudes. 120 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,084 Can confirm. 121 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,960 And English dudes love French gals. 122 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,128 Can confirm. 123 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,462 That's why they can take a walk, 124 00:04:15,462 --> 00:04:16,798 the whole lot of 'em. 125 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,633 All right, well let's hear the ripper story, then. 126 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,342 - Yeah. - Oh. 127 00:04:20,342 --> 00:04:21,510 Okay. 128 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:22,637 Okay, so me and McMurray 129 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,305 went to the rippers the other night, 130 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,640 and there was this stripper and her name was... 131 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,974 All-anus Morissette. 132 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,147 I loves it when they do variations 133 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,524 on real people's names. 134 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,734 Like, uh, Avril Vagine. 135 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:37,859 Nelly Furtaco. 136 00:04:37,859 --> 00:04:39,320 Alec Baldwang. 137 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,488 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, but, but... 138 00:04:42,322 --> 00:04:43,991 All-anus Morrisette. 139 00:04:46,118 --> 00:04:47,661 Sm'ellen Degenitals. 140 00:04:47,661 --> 00:04:49,496 Oh, Meryl Strip. 141 00:04:49,496 --> 00:04:51,039 Hannibal Licked-her. 142 00:04:51,039 --> 00:04:53,084 - Dongie Darko. - Count Dracu-load. 143 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,459 Oh, that's a fun one, too, 144 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:55,962 'cause it lends itself to good costumes. 145 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,296 And that's just so camp. 146 00:04:57,421 --> 00:04:59,507 Yeah, yeah, but no, no, but... 147 00:05:02,217 --> 00:05:03,803 All-anus Morrisette. 148 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:10,226 Okay, guys... 149 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,539 Who's that? 150 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,457 The French. 151 00:05:47,721 --> 00:05:48,806 - Boys. - Boys. 152 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,145 What is that, you little bitch? 153 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,520 What's the red stuff, schmelts? 154 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,897 - Shred the red, boys. - Shred the red, boys. 155 00:05:56,897 --> 00:05:58,190 Less meals, all wheels. 156 00:05:58,190 --> 00:06:00,193 Protein powder program. Meal suppies. 157 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,777 Meal scheddie looks like this, boys. 158 00:06:01,777 --> 00:06:03,279 Breakfast, Shreddies. 159 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,489 Lunch, shreddie the reddies. Dinner, spaghettis. 160 00:06:08,909 --> 00:06:10,161 Shit. 161 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:19,169 Only thing about shredding the red 162 00:06:19,169 --> 00:06:21,214 is a few more trips to the shit shed, boys. 163 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,839 A few more trips to brown town, buddy. 164 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,092 Table for one at the Poo-za Hut. 165 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:27,469 Gotta let the jerseys out of the barn, bro. 166 00:06:27,469 --> 00:06:29,262 You'll be Russian to a state visit 167 00:06:29,262 --> 00:06:31,099 with Splat-amir Poo-tin. 168 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,849 Drown a few brown snakes, bro. 169 00:06:32,849 --> 00:06:34,560 Couple of King Cobra coilers, boys. 170 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,395 King Kong coilers, boys. 171 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:37,772 Fuck my entire fuckin' life, 172 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,565 if you tit-fuckers light a match in here, 173 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,109 the whole fuckin' barn's goin' up. 174 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,652 Give your balls a tug. 175 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,277 Fuck you, Shoresy. Fuck you, Reilly. 176 00:06:44,277 --> 00:06:45,488 Fight me, see what happens. 177 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,072 Yeah? What's gonna happen, Shoresy? 178 00:06:47,072 --> 00:06:48,741 Three things, I hit you, you hit the pavement, 179 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,327 I jerk off on your driver's side door handle. 180 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,496 Fuck you, Shoresy. Fuck you, Jonesy. 181 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,580 Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me 182 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:56,998 so I can FaceTime her late night. 183 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:03,339 I don't think we can trust her. 184 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,716 - Pourquoi, Roald? - She's got that look. 185 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:06,883 What? 186 00:07:06,883 --> 00:07:08,385 You know when somebody comes to your party 187 00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:09,428 and does all your drugs, then tells everybody 188 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,887 that you're the drug addict? 189 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:12,181 Sit. 190 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:17,811 Stay! 191 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,233 FAK-U's mission moving forward 192 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,777 is hereby labeled, "Operation Gae." 193 00:07:25,777 --> 00:07:27,238 Objective? 194 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,657 Find a way to get Gae back to the city, 195 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:33,202 - as per her wishes. - Danke schoen. 196 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,495 Danke stop, you're not even German. 197 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,164 Danke shut your mouth, Roald. 198 00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:40,418 Modus operandi, create mailbox mayhem. 199 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,217 Our Operation Gae HQ is here. 200 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,305 During the last gasp of daylight, 201 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,058 we will skulk into our various positions here, 202 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:59,228 here, here, and here. 203 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,063 Then upon clown sundown, 204 00:08:02,063 --> 00:08:05,484 we will wreak havoc all over town. 205 00:08:05,609 --> 00:08:07,777 We'll deposit the contraband in my trunk 206 00:08:07,777 --> 00:08:11,448 and we will dump our load... Here. 207 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,784 In the Dollar Store parking lot. 208 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:20,833 To clarify, you want to steal mailboxes? 209 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,959 - Affirmative. - That's a federal crime. 210 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,388 Are you scared? 211 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:37,099 No. 212 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,475 Ooh! 213 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,560 Oh! 214 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,811 Ooh, ooh. 215 00:08:49,402 --> 00:08:51,738 Best of all, Wayne et al., 216 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:53,615 will assume the destruction was caused 217 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:56,451 - by Tanis and her crew again. - It's perfect. 218 00:08:56,451 --> 00:08:57,828 Hey, maybe could urinate 219 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,205 in the mailboxes too, you know. 220 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,123 To underline how pissed off we are. 221 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,876 Roald! 222 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,753 You're in FAK-U now. 223 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:06,836 It's serious. 224 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,006 You're in... 225 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,340 Or you're out. 226 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:14,177 I acquiesce. 227 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:17,889 We are FAK-U. 228 00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:19,724 Freaks Acting Krazee United! 229 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:22,394 Give me three good reasons why you feel you must rebel. 230 00:09:22,519 --> 00:09:24,479 I hate the world. I hate my parents. 231 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:26,022 - I hate myself. - I hate they. 232 00:09:26,022 --> 00:09:27,483 FAK-U! 233 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,152 FAK-U! 234 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,661 Not only are they gal hoggers, 235 00:09:39,661 --> 00:09:41,162 they're louder than a bunch of... 236 00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:43,666 Goat... Goddamn stranded seals over there. 237 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,251 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 238 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,293 I got a Puppers right there. 239 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,424 Hey! 240 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,883 Didn't they teach you how to pipe down in CEGEP? 241 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:14,280 Hey! He said simmers down, so simmers down! 242 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,157 Why don't you go eat some tartars, 243 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,242 you snails suckin' mime lovers? 244 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:21,911 Uh... 245 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,463 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, 246 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,590 but turn that shit down! 247 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,759 I would rather have Celine Dion. 248 00:10:56,363 --> 00:10:58,490 What do they say about arguing with idiots? 249 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,158 They'll drag you down to their level 250 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:01,826 and beat you with experience. 251 00:11:01,951 --> 00:11:02,703 Over and out. 252 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,455 I can be helpful here, fellas. 253 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,041 No we... We got this. We got this. 254 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,460 I still don't know what the fuck you're saying, 255 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:14,047 but you're saying it now in a hostile tone. 256 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:19,302 And youse don't speak to us in a hostile tone. 257 00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:37,780 I still don't know what the fuck you're saying, 258 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,699 but other than Georges St-Pierre, 259 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,743 every Frenchman is a fuckin' pussy! 260 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:46,205 So youse better simmer down and I mean right now! 261 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,128 Well, why don't you go to a poutine festival 262 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,046 in the Thetford Mines? 263 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:02,137 Why don't you go canoe in the three rivers, 264 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:04,013 you inbred fur traders? 265 00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:08,560 Go eat a Nanaimo Bar in Kamloops... 266 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,604 I fuckin' know what that means. 267 00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:13,232 I love Nanaimo Bars. 268 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,650 - 'Cause you do pot. - Yeah. 269 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,069 Then why don't you go savagely force feed a duck 270 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,906 and then enjoy your foie gras in a sugar shack, Trudeau? 271 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,118 Why don't you go snowshoe into the Bell Centre 272 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,747 to watch back-to-back sold-out Simple Plan shows, 273 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,748 then go eat some Montreal smoked meat, 274 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,584 you bagel-munching, rope pissers? 275 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,612 Anik! 276 00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:08,704 Pfft. 277 00:13:09,412 --> 00:13:18,129 Pfft. 278 00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:19,672 No, you're a cock on a vine! 279 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:22,008 You know what, Dan? Sit down. 280 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,886 You know, this one's off the beaten path a wee bit, 281 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,304 but do you ever notice how French people 282 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,763 go "pfft" at the end of a sentence? 283 00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:28,641 Yeah. Yeah, I noticed that. 284 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,974 French people do that all the time. 285 00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:31,310 They end a sentence and they go "pfft." 286 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,644 I don't knows if I follows. 287 00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:33,979 Well, like if you were an English person 288 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,815 going "pfft" at the end of a sentence, 289 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,315 like French people go "pfft" at the end of the sentence, 290 00:13:37,315 --> 00:13:39,234 the sentence would probably be something like, 291 00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:41,195 "You get so drunk some nights you piss the bed, 292 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,613 "but other nights you get so stoned 293 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,156 "you can't piss at all, so pfft." 294 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,492 Yeah, or like your guy says, "Sex isn't good anymore." 295 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,993 And you're like, "Well, how do you think I feel? 296 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,869 "All you put into it is your dick, pfft." 297 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:51,955 You wanna know what's kind of fun to make fun of 'em for? 298 00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:53,373 Is if right after they go "pfft," you go... 299 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:55,834 Do that again. 300 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,670 So like, "You like having casual sex 301 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,088 "'cause he gives you some good, 302 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,214 "but at the end of the day, he doesn't give you 303 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,339 "a God damn, so, pfft." 304 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,675 Pfft. 305 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,093 Pfft! Pfft. 306 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,301 And you know what else? 307 00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:07,304 None of youse knows where to put the S's 308 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,056 in your God damn sentences. 309 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,516 So why don't you go get tricked 310 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,017 by a Just For Laughs Gags 311 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,143 before you have to hold a referendum 312 00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:16,647 to separate my foot from your ass! 313 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,902 Choice words, super chief. 314 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,823 Now that was a big turd, period, brother. 315 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,825 You gotta have a big turd, buddy. 316 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,158 Sniped a penalty shit, bro. 317 00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:31,119 Finally got the poo-er play clickin', bro. 318 00:14:31,119 --> 00:14:33,413 Almost had to foreshit the game. 319 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,165 Too many poo-minute penalties. 320 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,836 So what? You boys ready to shred the red? 321 00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,131 Shreddy the reddy, boys. Try it for praccy. 322 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,674 Not sure I want a trouser brownie, 323 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,883 you little bitch. Yorkie? 324 00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:49,054 Not sure I'm up for smuggling Fudgee-Os either, Barts. 325 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,180 Scholtzy. 326 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,017 Not sure I'm up for squishy poopies. 327 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,728 If it ain't yumsies in my tumsies, 328 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,187 my poopies go squishies. 329 00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:01,233 Pussy. Fisky. 330 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,860 I've been stocking nut like Bulk Barn. 331 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,738 - Boomtown! - In. 332 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,573 That's what I fuckin' love about you, Boomtown. 333 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,117 Love the jam, Boomtown. Love it! 334 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,200 Shred the red! 335 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,037 Shred the red. Shred the red! 336 00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,748 Shred the red! Shred the red! 337 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:17,999 Shred the red! 338 00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:23,546 Shred the red! Shred the red! 339 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,308 She is hot. 340 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,727 I'm pretty sure the French word for hot is chaud. 341 00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:02,478 I'd like to chaud her something. 342 00:17:02,478 --> 00:17:05,314 Why don't you invite her to the chaise lounge, Dary? 343 00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,234 I would... 344 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,526 Except I wouldn't be able to understand 345 00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:09,861 what she's saying half the time. 346 00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:10,862 And I'm not a good enough looking guy 347 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,489 to get by on just my looks. 348 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,823 Aw, Dary. 349 00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:16,159 Cheer up, Dary. Despite those frogs, 350 00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,244 whose wives can't even take their last names. 351 00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:19,538 I'm pretty sure they don't use middle names 352 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,539 over there either. 353 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,166 No middle names? It's 2015. 354 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:24,501 No, it's not. 355 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,043 I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec. 356 00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,920 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 357 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,589 It's great fishin in Kyu-bec. 358 00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,050 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 359 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,760 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 360 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,810 Pfft! 361 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:48,024 Pfft! 362 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,506 Well, I guess everybody understands body language. 363 00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,759 Anik is gone forever. 364 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,218 Aw, next time, you'll know to strike 365 00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:17,887 while the iron's hot, big shooter. 366 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,223 I just can't catch a break. 367 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,185 - Oh, you got one. - Oh... Hey... 368 00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:26,146 Eh? 369 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,026 Oh, bother. 370 00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,449 Oh! Too hot. 371 00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:40,284 I've had a hearty, boys. 372 00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:41,285 Mudslide, budski. 373 00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:44,039 Oh, no. I've shit my pants. 374 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,332 You little bitch. Yorkie. 375 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,461 I've cranked an eight-ball in my sports-shorts. 376 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,922 Scholtzy? 377 00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:58,095 Peak behind door number two to see my little poop de Ville. 378 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,097 It's my little deuce poop. Pussy. 379 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,432 Fisky. 380 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,393 I've had a blumpy. 381 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,435 A grumpy blumpy. 382 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,480 Boomtown? 383 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,859 I'm ready to get the lead out. 384 00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:15,236 I'm ready to... 385 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,446 Wait. 386 00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:20,993 I shit my pants, too. 387 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,243 I'm sorry. 388 00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,454 This is on you, you little bitch. 389 00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:27,957 I'm gonna get you, schmelt! 390 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:37,551 Cops are so dumb. Cops are mushrooms. 391 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,176 I'll need you to expound, Gae. 392 00:19:39,176 --> 00:19:40,553 What do you do with mushrooms? 393 00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:43,599 Are we talking Portobello? Shiitake? Chanterelles? 394 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,184 I can cook, you know. 395 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,394 You give them shit and keep them in the dark. 396 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,062 Roald. Are you afflicted? 397 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:58,989 What are you... 398 00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:00,490 Ow! 399 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,327 Roald? 400 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,999 Give me three reasons why you feel you must rebel. 401 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,791 I hate the world. I hate my parents. 402 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,586 I hate myself! 403 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,753 As you were. 404 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,339 FAK-U! 405 00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:18,550 What a bust. 406 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,968 Pretty pedestrian effort, super chieftains. 407 00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,178 Only fish we caught was the one 408 00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:24,097 Cock Cousteau tossed over at us. 409 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,807 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 410 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,309 Can't catch a break here. 411 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:44,033 Oh, bother. 412 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,453 Degens from up-country. 413 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,003 No ostrich fuckers in Quebec, hicks. 414 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,427 Well, we are way the fucks outnumbered, bud. 415 00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:06,848 It's not how many you win, it's how many you show up for. 416 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,975 - Is that a No Fear slogan? - Likely. 417 00:22:32,141 --> 00:22:33,643 Your brother's hot. 418 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,119 Do you speak English? 419 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,705 Oui. Yes. 420 00:23:37,957 --> 00:23:39,708 Yes. Oui. 421 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:50,137 No problem. Of course. 422 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,222 Bon. 423 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,391 Well, it's best to avoid a scrap 424 00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:57,310 when you're goin' fishin'. 425 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,812 But you hate degens from up country too, huh? 426 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:05,776 Yeah? 427 00:24:05,901 --> 00:24:08,029 And where exactly is up-country Kyu-bec? 428 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,323 My whole life, I've hated the French. 429 00:24:11,323 --> 00:24:12,367 You can't understand what they're saying 430 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,827 half the fuckin' time. 431 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,244 And I couldn't land one of your beautiful women 432 00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:16,580 if my life depended on it. 433 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,540 As far as I'm concerned, 434 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,250 youse can take a walk, the lot of youse. 435 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,628 But then youse had our back today... 436 00:24:24,628 --> 00:24:26,673 - Yeah. - Oui. 437 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,966 I loves me fishin' in Kwee-bec. 438 00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:30,926 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 439 00:24:30,926 --> 00:24:32,178 Great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 440 00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:34,054 I fuckin' love Quebec. 441 00:24:34,054 --> 00:24:35,682 - Hear, hear! - Cheers! 442 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,518 - Sante! - Merci, mes amis. 443 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:39,602 Thank you. 444 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,189 I'm Anik. 445 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,484 I'm Daryl. 446 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,278 I think you're really good-looking. 447 00:24:49,486 --> 00:24:51,156 Um, I was looking at you 448 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,324 and I see you look at me so, pfft. 449 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,493 You speak English. 450 00:24:56,493 --> 00:24:58,455 Pretty much everyone in Quebec does. 451 00:24:59,622 --> 00:25:01,207 Wow. 452 00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:02,626 Do you like Alanis Morissette? 453 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,222 Oui. 31780

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