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All right. After autumn...
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Ask anyone around the area
about accuracy.
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Arctic activities
are abundant,
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astonishing, astounding and
A-1 on all accounts.
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- Back up...
- But before beach bodies,
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bros better bundle up
in boots,
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blankets, and balaclavas
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because a bloody,
bitter breeze
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will blow brisk,
blustery and bleak.
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- Careful...
- Correct and common to cocoon
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in a cap, coat and comforter,
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because a cutting cold
can consume your character,
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occasionally create a corpse
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and continually compress
your cock.
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- Don't...
- Don't you dare dawdle,
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dilly-dally, or dick around
after dark in December,
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she's definitely damn drafty
if you're down a duvet.
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- Easily...
- Each and every earthling's
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environmentally enslaved.
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- Fact...
- It's fucking freezing.
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It's friggin' frigid.
You're fit for flu in February
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without fleece, flannel,
full-fledged furnace, or fire.
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- Go on...
- It's goddamn glacial,
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go grab gloves or garb and
gear up for gusts.
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- Hear ya...
- Hypothermia,
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if you don't heat your home
to half hellish it's harsh.
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Hibernate in a hoodie,
hot chocolate,
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Harry and the Hendersons.
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- Infinitely icy...
- Inhabit indoors.
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Isolated and insulated.
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Incubate the igloo.
Illness is an issue.
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Influenzas implied.
Infections imminent.
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Immunity is impossible.
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- Just joking...
- Ah, just joshin' jargon.
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It ain't jail. Jackets in
January's no jigsaw.
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- Keep calm...
- Killjoys keep comfy
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in their kingdom,
crashing kilos of Kleenex,
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keen for cozy kayaking
with their kids
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when the key is killing kegs
with your kin.
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- Literally...
- Losers live life
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locked in their layers,
lingering lazy and lifeless,
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lost like legit loners,
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while the leaders in
larger learning let loose.
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Muff.
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Earmuffs, mittens and
mucus medicine,
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till mighty maniacal
Mother Nature makes
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milder, mellower,
and meltier moves.
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Motivate your mates, like the
Moose Marc Messier.
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Maybe mix a martini
for your maiden,
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- if you've met your match.
- Nature.
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Naturally nippy, but that's
nothin' new up north.
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Normal naturistic narrative.
Not national news.
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- Overcast.
- Overcoats and
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- overshoes, obviously.
- Polar.
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Parkas and pullovers, particularily.
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- Tried quail?
- A quantity of quality quilts
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is quaint and
quasi-quintessential
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to avoid quivering
and quash quarrelling
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if quarantined to
one's quarters. Try quail.
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- Reindeer.
- Well, not raw rookie.
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In a rosemary-rubbed roast
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with radish,
wrapped in rich, rare bacon
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after removing
Rudolph's red nose.
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- Sleddin'.
- So, we're sound.
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Sled's a synonym
for snowmobiles.
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Snowmobile's a
synonym for sled.
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So, a sled is a snowmobile,
a snowmobile is a sled. Super?
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- Terrific.
- Trust a traditional
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turtleneck to maintain a
toasty temperature over time.
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- Ugly.
- Useful.
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- Vile.
- Valuable.
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- Whatever.
- Whiteouts and wind chills,
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walk it off, whiners.
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Withdraw whimpering and
wake up, wankers.
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Wrathful wicked weather.
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Wear woolens or
waterproof wardrobe.
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Warm your wet
workwear by the woodstove.
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Winter is wonderful,
wild and wide.
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- Exactly.
- Exceptionally.
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- Yup.
- Yeah.
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Zero... Degrees?
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Well, sub-zero.
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Aw, zip it.
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Guess those idiots won't be
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bothering us
anymore, nee-ya-wa.
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- How are you now?
- Please don't talk to me
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- like a fuckin' hick.
- Not so bad.
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Are you serious
with that fuckin' turtleneck?
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You lose a lot of heat
in the neck.
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I'm okay,
if that's what you're askin'.
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That's what I'm askin'.
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I wasn't ready to have a kid.
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Well, that is
your choice to make.
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You're goddamn right
it's my choice.
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- Sure, it is.
- I'm glad I took care of it.
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Well, that is your right.
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You're goddamn right
it's my right.
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I'm not even sure if it was
yours, but thank you.
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Thanks for the
smokes and Pepperettes.
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I'll see ya when I
see ya, boo...
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Over and out.
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You gots a cold there, Darys?
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Hmm, just a cough.
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Well, you knows
what they says...
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If you don't take care
of a cold,
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she'll stay for seven days.
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If you take care of it,
she'll be gone in a week.
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Yep. We can't promise summers
but we'll guarantees winters.
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You fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?
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Yeah, you lose a lot of
heat in the neck.
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Jivin' Pete says he pulls a
pikes outta here yesterday.
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Heard Jivin's been hanging out
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with some degens
from up country.
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He's a decent guy, but
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ain't no way he pulled no
pike outta here yesterday.
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Says he pulled a pikes,
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a perch, a wallseyes and
a trout.
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Is that a brook trout?
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- No, it'd be lake trout.
- Why's that?
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'Cause we're on
a fuckin' lake, Dary.
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I'm hungry.
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There's whitefish
in the cooler.
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Well, how the fuck
did that get there?
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I pulled outta here before
you's got here.
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- No, you never.
- Did too.
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- No, you never.
- Did too.
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No, you never. If you did
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you'd still be
talking about it.
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Oh yeah, well, where'd it
come from then?
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Well, you brought it
from home likely.
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Well, there's nothin's even to
cooks it on anyways.
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- You gonna let that stop you?
- What do you means?
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Haven't you ever
heard of sashimis?
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- Sashimis?
- Oh, I got time for sashimis.
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- What about sushi?
- Sushis.
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Oh, I got so much time
for sushis.
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Yeah, we should pull it out
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and hack it out and
down the hatch.
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Oh no,
I knows what it is, I just...
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I just don't think
you needs to put an "s"
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on the end to that word.
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Hey, Dary, you ever had
sushis with shrimps?
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Yeah.
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You ever had
sushis with unagis?
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- Yeah.
- That's eels.
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Oh, I know that's eels.
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I just... I'm pretty sure
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you don't needs an "s"
to pluralize those words.
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Hey, Dary, you ever had
sashimis with salmons?
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Oh, yeah. You ever had
sashimis with tunas?
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Yeah. With wasabis?
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Oh, yeah. Love wasabis.
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I like wasabis, too.
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If asks you politelys to
stop this, would you do it?
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Oh, you can have yellowfin
tunas, bluefin tunas.
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I think tunas make
the best sashimis.
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I thinks I'm having
a panics attack.
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Well, the Japanese call the
bluefin tunas maguro tunas,
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those are kind of like the
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default tunas
that they use in sushis.
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Yeah, but toro is a
more expensive tuna but
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it makes the best sashimis.
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Oh, it's way better
than salmons.
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Hey!
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When's... When's Katy's
gettin' back from the citys?
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Oh, she'll come back
when she's good and ready.
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She'll figure it out.
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I figure she'll be back
for sledding season.
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Oh, Katy loves sleddin'.
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It chap your ass at all that
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there's only one shack on the
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shed trail through
Letterkenny?
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Well, it doesn't chap my ass,
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but I guess there could be
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another stop along the
trail for a social.
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Yeah, like it doesn't
chap my ass either,
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but I'm just sayin' that
sleddin' and socials
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go together like
piss and a fart.
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Yeah.
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I guess there could be
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another stop along the trail
for a social.
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Could be another stop
along the trail for a dart.
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Well, it's a great spot
for a darty-party.
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So, we're gonna build
a new shack?
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I'm surprised we're not
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buildin' a new shack
right now.
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That's what I'm sayin'.
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I figure it's about time that
we stopped talkin' about it
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- and started bein' about it.
- Oh, we could just throw up
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the structure and get all the
materials paid off
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- sellin' two-dollar cans.
- Two-dollar socials.
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Yeah, we could sell
whitefish sashimis
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to help expedite the process.
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Oh, we could get
real stinky and
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sell perch and walleye sushis.
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Hey!
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Walleye...
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Perch...
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And whitefish...
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Are not...
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Sushi or...
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Sashimi grade.
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Well, yeah, I guess you'd
have to do pot
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to accomplish
that sort of appetite.
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Says you.
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- Pre-game sandos?
- Check, buddy.
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- Pre-game nappies?
- Check, bro.
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Don Cherry's Rock 'Em
Sock 'Em 6 for motivation?
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Don Cherry's Rock 'Em
Sock 'Em 6.
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Chel Tourney for
game situation visualization?
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Second Chel Tourney for
peak performance imagery.
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- Pre-game dump?
- No pre-game dump.
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Hmm. No pre-game cruncher.
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No pre-game deucer.
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Better go drop that bomb.
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Better go release the
chocolate hostage.
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Better bust a grumpy.
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Better go
call in a code brown.
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- Better go boost one.
- Eat. Sleep. Boost.
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- Caffeine.
- Check.
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- Creatine?
- Check.
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- Livin' the dream.
- Livin' the dream.
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Hold my spitter.
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Hold my spitter.
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All right,
how're we gonna fuck this pig?
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Well, you're gonna wanna
starts with dimensions.
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- What're you thinkin' there?
- 14-by-16.
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What, you wanna play
dodgeball in there, Dary?
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14-by-16, well,
that's five me's,
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five you's and five Dary's.
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You wanna play three team
dodgeball in there, Dan?
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Call it 12-by-14.
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You wanna play fuckin'
dodgeball in there, Dary.
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12-by-14.
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That's four me's,
four you's and four Dary's.
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You wanna play two-team
dodgeball with
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one sub each in there, Dan?
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How about 8-by-10?
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Well, I'd fuck with
8-by-10.
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00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,458
No, you're not playin' no
dodgeball in no 8-by-10s.
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00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,084
I never wanted to play no
dodgeball in no 8-by-10.
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00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,086
Oh, I got so much time
for 8-by-10.
243
00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:12,921
8-by-10,
that's three me's,
244
00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:14,547
three you's and two Dary's.
245
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,133
- Comfortably?
- You're cozy.
246
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,343
Plus some
wiggle room in there.
247
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,719
Call it 8-by-10.
248
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,304
Call it a Texas size 10-4,
good buddy.
249
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,767
Show you how we're gonna
have the structure.
250
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,142
What we're gonna do is put a
251
00:11:26,142 --> 00:11:28,311
space heater here,
mini fridge here.
252
00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:31,815
Gonna throw the
genny right out there.
253
00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:34,109
What about the
sushis and sashimis?
254
00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:35,319
Hey!
255
00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:37,988
Hey!
256
00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,699
- Hey.
- How're ya now?
257
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,075
- Good, and you?
- Not so bad.
258
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,660
You fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?
259
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,868
Lose a lot a heat in the neck.
260
00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:45,120
You fuckin' serious
with that hair?
261
00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:46,663
- Figure it out.
- You figure it out.
262
00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:47,790
Where you's been?
263
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,083
- Modeling.
- How's that for you?
264
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,417
- Boring.
- Okay.
265
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,752
There's no money in it.
266
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,211
- Way she goes.
- A monkey could do it.
267
00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:54,964
- Good enough.
- Missed sleddin' season, too.
268
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,464
I told you she'd miss
sleddin' season.
269
00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:57,966
I was the one who said
she'd figure it out.
270
00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,634
- You figure it out.
- You figure it out.
271
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:01,011
Where's your shits?
272
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,345
About that...
273
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,142
These are...
274
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:08,352
My friends.
275
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,687
Well, what are your
friends named?
276
00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:13,733
Shep and Kingsley.
277
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,359
- Those are dude's names?
- Yeah.
278
00:12:16,359 --> 00:12:17,652
They sound like dog names.
279
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:19,238
I don't like
where this is goin'.
280
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,321
We'll be in my room.
281
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,657
Guys, hang up your coats.
282
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,126
Where's your
fuckin' shirt, Shep?
283
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,043
Where the fuck is
your shirt, Kingsley?
284
00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:35,753
- It ripped.
- It ripped?
285
00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:37,381
- Mine too.
- How?
286
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,049
'Cause I'm so fat.
287
00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:41,343
Me too, I'm so fat.
288
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,552
I'm a bat fastard.
289
00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:44,054
- I'm a fat podger.
- Guys...
290
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,514
Enough, let's go.
291
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,559
If I was a Dr. Seuss book
I'd be The Fat in the Hat.
292
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,103
If I was an arcade fighting
game I'd be Mortal Komfat.
293
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,729
If I was one of the
five boroughs in New York City
294
00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:54,355
I'd be the Fatten Island.
295
00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:56,150
If I was an Italian city-state
I'd be the Fatican.
296
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,401
Put a fuckin' shirt on!
297
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,119
I don't know what happened
to you dusters,
298
00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:12,458
but, fuck me, do you fuck dog!
299
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,126
Walkin' around poutin' like
300
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,295
your little sister
took your last Oreo.
301
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,796
And not a traditional Oreo,
302
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:21,466
no, a limited edition Oreo,
or seasonal Oreo
303
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,761
they're gonna take off
the shelf for another year.
304
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,970
Hey, Barts,
305
00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:29,849
did little Natiesha take
your last Halloween Oreo?
306
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,893
You didn't get a chance to say
307
00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:34,772
goodbye to that
delicious orange frosting?
308
00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:37,775
What about you, Yorkie? Huh?
309
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,067
Did little Tamsyn take your
310
00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:41,653
last Reese's
Peanut Butter Cup Oreo?
311
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:42,988
Well, it gets worse.
312
00:13:43,446 --> 00:13:46,450
Those have been
discontinued forever.
313
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,828
What about you, Scholtzy, huh?
314
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,286
Did little Tay'Rhonda
315
00:13:50,286 --> 00:13:52,915
take your last Ice Cream
Oreo Orange Sherbet?
316
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,251
That is a summertime flavor.
317
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,543
Good luck suckin' back on
318
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,753
one of those in the
next six months.
319
00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,297
Fisky, I know.
320
00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:03,008
You're a Birthday
Cream Fudge guy.
321
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,219
They're all gone. What?
322
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,012
Little DeSondra
was the culprit.
323
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,931
And her pal LarawnShawn
324
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:12,560
took the last Heads or
Tails Mega Stuff, too!
325
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,646
Hey, Boomtown.
You're an only child.
326
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,730
You got your
NASCAR Daytona Oreos?
327
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,026
It's fucking embarrassing!
328
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,945
Let me give you some
advice, donkeys.
329
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,489
Take a page out of
Jonesy and Reilly's book.
330
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:37,209
My boys, I skipped curfew call
for you last night 'cause
331
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,793
I knew you'd be doin' legs,
332
00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,086
and I didn't want
to interrupt.
333
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:41,296
We've been doin' legs
two-a-days since
334
00:14:41,296 --> 00:14:42,672
the first week
of summer, Coach.
335
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,008
Blocked every wheelchair ramp
336
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,843
in the arena so
we'd have to do stairs.
337
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,176
Tenacity.
338
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:48,679
You can't teach that.
339
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,306
You know, I never thought
those pheasants
340
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:56,519
would fuck the dog so hard
341
00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:59,440
that you two would become
my studs!
342
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,648
- Thanks, Coach.
- Thanks, Coach.
343
00:15:00,648 --> 00:15:02,817
Well, I need one win.
344
00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:06,280
One W.
345
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:08,949
What are you gonna do
to get me that?
346
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,075
- Selfish hockey.
- Selfish hockey.
347
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,453
That's right. Selfish hockey!
348
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:13,786
Break it down.
349
00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:15,873
Skate the puck. Don't pass it.
350
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,081
Head man's still gonna be
there when you catch up.
351
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,876
Take it coast-to-coast.
352
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,668
Shots from poor angles
are still shots.
353
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,086
Buck and a half,
two-minute shifts,
354
00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:23,504
three minutes even.
355
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,757
Cruise the blue line
to catch your breath.
356
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,175
Bad bounce,
that's a good breakaway.
357
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,551
- Gotta get the bounces, boys.
- Perfect.
358
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,762
And a retaliation penalty
never hurt anyone.
359
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,263
What's our mantra?
360
00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,391
They don't ask how,
they ask how many.
361
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,392
That's right.
362
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,064
What did I tell you
about stick tape?
363
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,859
You don't need it!
364
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,863
The only people that'll be
worrying about puck handling
365
00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:50,657
are Jonesy and Reilly!
366
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:52,325
Save it for them! Huh?
367
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,580
W!
368
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,834
Well, let's fuck this pig.
369
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,295
Structure goes here.
370
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,671
Sled parking here.
371
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,006
Pretty good spot
for pissin' over there.
372
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,591
Pissin' outside's for
dogs and degens.
373
00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:10,386
I piss outside
as much as the dog does.
374
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,262
Well, I'm not above it either.
I'm just sayin'.
375
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,556
Fuck, we could really use some
kind of bar in this town, eh?
376
00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:20,604
- Katy.
- Big brother.
377
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,939
- How're ya now?
- Good and you?
378
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:22,940
- Not so bad.
- My friends need
379
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,148
to borrow clothes.
380
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,859
Give 'em barn clothes.
381
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,069
I won't have barn clothes
in the house. They stink.
382
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,070
Guess you have to
put your friends
383
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,570
in the fuckin' barn then.
384
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:30,781
They don't have any clothes
of their own.
385
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,407
- Okay.
- They don't have any money.
386
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,493
- Way she goes.
- Models are always broke.
387
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,161
- Good enough.
- You have a baker's dozen
388
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,787
plaid shirts.
They only need two.
389
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,249
Give them the hand-me-downs
390
00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:42,417
I got from
Dan's second cousin.
391
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,293
- Who, Garrett?
- No, Jarrett.
392
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:45,628
- 10-4.
- Over and out.
393
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,136
These are the
only ones that fit.
394
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,637
- 'Cause we're too podgey.
- Ugh, don't start.
395
00:16:54,637 --> 00:16:55,930
If I was a major league
baseball team
396
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,390
I'd be the L.A. Podgers.
397
00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,059
If I was a major league
baseball pitcher
398
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,601
I'd be Podger Clemens.
399
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,311
If I was a pick-up truck
I'd be a Podge Ram.
400
00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:04,397
If I was a disguising
clothing pattern made for
401
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,149
hunting and combat
I'd be camou-podge.
402
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,650
No, better without the shirts.
403
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,953
Okay. Now, go shut
both doors and lock them.
404
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,971
Roald.
405
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,388
You'll need to repeat that.
406
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,974
- He's gone.
- He's gone?
407
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,393
Along with all his stuff.
408
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,977
Devon is gone.
409
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,272
- Roald.
- Dude.
410
00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:47,608
Hysterics are fruitless.
411
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,069
Stewart...
412
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,570
Tears are useless.
413
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:52,737
Stewart...
414
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,615
Pain is inevitable.
415
00:17:55,948 --> 00:17:56,867
Where?
416
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,368
Why?
417
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,997
W motherfucking five!
418
00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:04,957
I don't know.
419
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:07,002
He had everything here.
420
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,253
Hours upon hours of
ultra-competitive gaming
421
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:10,630
laced with hip-hop karaoke.
422
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,216
Add a dash of
late-night loitering
423
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,468
and a splash of
petty vandalism.
424
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:16,762
And what have you got?
425
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,304
Stewart...
426
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:23,018
Utopia, Arcadia,
427
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,480
Kingdom come!
428
00:18:28,147 --> 00:18:30,067
Devon hated petty vandalism.
429
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,401
He called it two-bit.
430
00:18:32,401 --> 00:18:34,862
Shabby. Shoestring.
431
00:18:34,987 --> 00:18:36,740
Mmm, hence the term,
"petty," Roald.
432
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,368
Don't be redundant.
433
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,409
But you're right,
434
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,038
he did hate that.
435
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:46,541
This was his.
436
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,042
Verify.
437
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,045
Yeah.
438
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:52,714
Yes.
439
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:54,465
You got it the summer before
440
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:56,260
grade six at a
Sidewalk Sale Day.
441
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,511
Went halfsies on it.
442
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,554
Veracious. And this?
443
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,103
- Roald, substantiate!
- Yes.
444
00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:09,397
You stole it from his grandma
so you could game
445
00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:12,234
Ecco the Dolphin on Sega CD
in grade three.
446
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,276
Irrefutable.
447
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:21,451
Well, I guess he didn't take
448
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:26,455
all of his stuff, now, did he?
449
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,387
Fuck me, that was refreshing.
450
00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:44,433
Incoming!
451
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,478
Stink bombs?
452
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:56,820
Devon.
453
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,533
Fuck, she looks friendly
as a couch, ain't she, boys?
454
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:05,204
Went up faster than shit
through a goose, too.
455
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,996
- Lickety-split.
- Real nice of Tyson and
456
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:08,122
Joint Boys to help us out.
457
00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:09,832
More hands make less work.
458
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,253
Welp...
459
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,670
Fire up the genny, Gary.
460
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,020
Now test out the
motion sensor, Dan.
461
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,694
- Boss, man...
- I appreciates this.
462
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,195
Aw, it's tits.
463
00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:42,241
- Well, there's one step left.
- Yeah!
464
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,742
- Christen it?
- Should we christen it?
465
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:44,952
Well, are we
gonna christen it?
466
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,285
Should we christen it?
467
00:20:46,285 --> 00:20:48,080
I feel like we should be
christening it.
468
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,205
Well, I'm surprised we're not
christening it right now.
469
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,590
- Gordie Howe hat trick, ferda.
- Game puck goes to Gordie.
470
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,426
Yeah. I had 18 shots
on net, boys.
471
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,636
Ovechkin numbers.
472
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,137
Played no less than
38 minutes.
473
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,597
Duncan Keith numbers.
474
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,308
But, uh, 9-4 ferda.
475
00:21:09,141 --> 00:21:10,060
Ferda other team.
476
00:21:11,185 --> 00:21:13,397
You know, it's sick,
unreal stats.
477
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,397
But, uh...
478
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:17,274
Be nice to have
a couple of W's, too.
479
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,819
Be nice to have "a" W.
480
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,987
Players only meeting?
481
00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:22,906
Yeah. Coach is right,
482
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,699
I mean, no W's on the season
that's just...
483
00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:26,827
- Fucking embarrassing!
- Coach.
484
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:28,744
Players only meeting.
485
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,330
Oh. Well, that's embarrassing.
486
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,339
Jesus.
487
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:44,051
All right you pheasants,
what's the problem?
488
00:21:44,176 --> 00:21:45,302
Spill it, pheasys.
489
00:21:45,302 --> 00:21:46,972
My wife left me,
you little bitch!
490
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,932
Feels like someone ran
a coarse glove hustle
491
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,349
on my love muscle. Yorkie?
492
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,644
Same, Barts.
Feels like someone
493
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,855
fork-gored my
pork sword. Scholtzy?
494
00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:56,606
She's gone.
495
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,899
Feels like someone took
a big snackers on
496
00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:02,111
my little knackers.
Pussy. Fisky.
497
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,656
Out the door.
498
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,116
Feels like someone slammed
a super soccer kick into my
499
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,452
Ron-Donny long schlong.
Boomtown!
500
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,787
I'm an only child,
501
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,247
as Coach previously and
pitilessly pointed out.
502
00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:18,253
I'd kill for a little
Natiesha, Tamsyn, Tay'Rhonda,
503
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,629
DeSondra,
LarawnShawn, in my life.
504
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:24,967
But someone did steal my last
NASCAR Daytona Oreo!
505
00:22:25,718 --> 00:22:26,887
That wasn't funny!
506
00:22:27,762 --> 00:22:29,723
But, you all love your wives.
507
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,266
What happened, boys?
508
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,355
- Angie?
- Boys.
509
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,647
Unreal game.
510
00:22:38,272 --> 00:22:40,233
Who wants to
take me out for a sando?
511
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,401
I'll let you work it out.
512
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,615
Angie?
513
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,367
That's my girl,
you little bitch.
514
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,035
She makes me want to rub
slick on my disco stick.
515
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,204
Yorkie?
516
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,789
Correction, Barts. She's mine.
517
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,040
She makes me wanna go
Warcraft
518
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,291
all over my man shaft.
Scholtzy.
519
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,378
Mine.
520
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,464
She makes me wanna take a
low fiver to my deep-V diver.
521
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,424
Pussy. Fisky?
522
00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:06,760
Uh-uh. She's mine.
523
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,387
She makes me wanna take a
fresh fruit to my flesh flute.
524
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,554
Boomtown!
525
00:23:10,679 --> 00:23:12,432
You all have sisters.
526
00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:14,810
I hope you're kind to them.
527
00:23:16,227 --> 00:23:17,812
I hope you cherish them.
528
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,439
This one's mine!
529
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:24,945
This is bad, buddy.
530
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,530
This is really bad, buddy.
531
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,740
I think we've got...
532
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,199
A puck bunny.
533
00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:46,382
It looks darker
out here
534
00:23:46,382 --> 00:23:47,676
than the inside of
a fuel tank.
535
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:48,968
Head towards
the sensor light, Dan.
536
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,394
I don't appreciates this.
537
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,563
Well, how we
gonna fuck this pig?
538
00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:02,983
We find who did it.
539
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,735
And we beat the
shit out of them.
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