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A pack of coyotes
come right up the back porch
the other night,
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'cause your dog's in heat
and you know those
fuckin' yellow eyed bastards
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will go right through
the screen door
if they're horny.
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(COCKS GUN)
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Look like you're goin'
to a formal with that
top button done up to 11.
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Oh, it's not like I'm gonna
be one of those nut sacks,
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sitting around
getting sucked on
by skeeters all day.
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Come off it.
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Well. Pitter patter.
Let's get at 'er.
10
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Sixty bucks per
dead coyote ain't
gonna collect itselfs.
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I think I'll have
a bumper dump
before we get started.
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Oh, I don't give a care.
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You ever had a bumper dump?
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It's not polite
to talk about.
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Though I do gotta
piss goddamn bad.
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When you have a dump,
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leaning up against
the back of the bumper
of your machine.
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So, it's pretty near
like it sounds then.
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You ever have a stump hump?
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You know,
I think I did, but...
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I can't remember.
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It's when you have sex...
With a girl?
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Yeah, with a girl.
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Bent over a stump of a tree.
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My friend said he had sex
inside a hollowed log
one time and I thought,
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"Why, I bet Fred Penner
pulled that off
one time, too."
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This right here,
perfect stump
for a stump hump.
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I should say.
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Wayne?
Dary.
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Come over here and
join me for a sec.
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Oh, well fuckin'...
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Like fuckin' why?
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It appears somebody's
been growing marijuana
in your back bush.
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You left the barn door open
after chores one time
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and your dad thought
you were stoned.
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But you haven't smoked
the electric lettuce
since grade eight.
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That's a mitt full
of Johnny Red Eye,
all right.
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I think it's only appropriate
we call the cops.
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Just take about 20% off 'er
over there, mixed berry.
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Don't be such a sally.
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You know how much shit
needs doin' around here?
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Well, shit needs
so much doin' really...
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The produce stand
is a fuckin' shanty.
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If we sell this stuff,
we can make thousands.
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I know a guy
on the reserve.
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I don't know.
Why not?
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It's 'cause...
Just kidding.
We don't give a fuck.
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KATY: If the cops come
around here, people will talk.
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Don't want people talkin'.
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Call your guy.
(SMIRKS)
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STEWART: Hello, Tanis.
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TANIS: You know the deal.
Personal use only.
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If I hear about yous
turning around
and selling them,
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and I will hear about it,
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we're gonna have
a hell of a problem.
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TANIS: Here's your smokes.
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Dime a dart.
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Dime a dart.
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Buck a dart.
Buck a dart.
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They're fuckin' ya.
Buck a dart.
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Buck a dart.
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They're fuckin' us.
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I've got some photos here.
Of the goins' on.
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(SIGHS)
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You gonna be upset
if you keep scrolling
to the left, dog.
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You gonna see some shit
that you don't wanna see.
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This is a big crop.
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Whoever planted it,
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has done a lot
of sneaking around
and maintaining it so well.
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We're busy enough
keeping the worm pickers
off the property.
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There's nothing like
good outdoor grown.
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It's 5k worth
and ready for harvesting.
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You pull it out
of the ground,
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I'll pick it up.
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Cash deal.
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Deal.
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Who is this?
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WALLY: That's Tanis,
my daughter.
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Should say estranged,
I suppose.
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What's so stranged
about her?
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I'll tell you,
if you find
yourselves in her way,
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you oughtta
swiftly get out of it.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Give me a minute.
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So, how about it, boys?
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Can always count on
old Katy-Kat.
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You delivered.
I'll give you that.
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But what type of prick
doesn't stand up and
shake another man's hand?
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About Tanis...
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What about her?
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I think I'm sweet on her.
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Yeah? What for, Dary?
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What for...
Dary, you don't
need to explain.
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She makes
your dick hard,
get after it.
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We'll worry
about that later.
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Work on the produce stand
starts today.
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Still waiting
for you to say...
Thank you.
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For being a d-jen
with a drug dealer.
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Now, if you ever hit me
and I find out about it...
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(GAGS)
COACH: That's good, Jonesy.
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No more kids table
with the big boy moves
like that, huh?
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You guys ready to play
like big boys yet, huh?
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Maybe pick out
your own outfits
in the morning?
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Make your own snacks?
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Some solo
back to school shopping?
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It's fuckin' embarrassing!
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Good news is,
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Pee Wee secondary team
just canceled their ice time.
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I think we can make
good use of it, huh?
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Suit up, pheasants.
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Another hour of
the fun stuff on deck.
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Might as well bring
your puke buckets with ya.
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You fuckin' newbies!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Hey, schmelt.
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What the fuck's
wrong with you?
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Nothing, why?
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Are you fucked up
right now?
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Me?
Yes, you!
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Are you on meth right now?
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(WHISPERS) Oh, my God.
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This is unsee 'er, bro.
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Got that fuck, buddy.
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If we don't fucking do it,
no one else is going to.
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The writing's
on the wall, bro.
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MAN: Hey, give your balls
a tug you tit fucker.
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Not the right time,
Schwarzy!
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How did this happen, bro?
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We don't know any
dusters that do meth
and now the fuckin' rookie?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Well, we do know
Stewart and Devon
and all those skids.
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But that's it, buddy.
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You know, I heard
that Ginger and Boots
used to do that shit.
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And look where
it got them, schmelt!
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My buddy Royze had a bad
stint for a while, now that
I think about it, buddy.
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But that's cause Royze was
hangin' out with Tolzy and
that guy's a fuckin' pigeon.
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My buddy Parkzy too.
I guess Belzy was
fucked up for a while.
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And he got Welzy into it.
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Yeah, Belzy and Welzy
were doing it with Carzy
and his billet sister.
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Carzy and his billet sister
got Colzy fucked up once.
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Wait, isn't Colzy
still fucked up, bro?
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Only when he's with
Kitzy and Burzy, bro.
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Colzy is always with
Kitzy and Burzy.
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Well, Colzy, Kitzy and Burzy
are always with Carzy
and his billet sister, buddy.
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Who are always with
Belzy and Welzy.
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Letterkenny is a meth town.
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We're gonna go
see the skids.
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We're gonna go.
We're gonna do it?
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Do you wanna do it?
You want one?
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Let's do it!
Give me one!
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We're gonna have one.
Give me it.
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We're going.
Let's go then!
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Let's go!
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Better buy all the smokes.
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What is this?
This is where
I ruin your life.
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Hang on...
No, no, no.
You hang on. All right?
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Yous ripped me off.
And I'm fuckin' pissed.
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But... (SIGHS)
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We can make it right.
As un-PC as this
market may be,
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it's pretty lucrative, so...
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If you sell the rest
of the cigarettes
at a buck a dart,
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we get ninety cents,
you get ten.
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(LAUGHS)
Deal.
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Deal.
No! No deal.
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I spent all our
money at that rave.
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You're gonna step on some
toes in any business venture.
It's inevitable.
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If we want to take
this meth business
to the next level,
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we cannot part with
any more coin.
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Are you with me?
Always.
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Let's get this over with then.
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You guys wanna
dance? Let's do this.
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(LAUGHING)
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We can do this, too.
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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Is that how
you think this works?
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You just take a beating
and then we're square?
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Bunch of basics.
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(EXHALES)
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Yous been watching
the wrong movies, boys.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Pay attention.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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This isn't just about
us anymore, all right?
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This is about everyone now.
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Your friends, your families...
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Until we get paid,
they all suffer.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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Let's go.
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Let the burning of
Letterkenny begin.
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Gotta say, fellas, this is
coming together nicely.
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I might actually spend
some time out here now.
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WAYNE: With some
fuckin' clothes on?
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Not my forte.
WAYNE: Unfortunate.
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You brings us
sustenance while we are
hard at work, Katy.
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That's what I
appreciates about you.
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Is that what you
appreciate about me?
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Go easy, squirrely
Dan. Thank you.
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Your sister's hot, Wayne.
There, I said it.
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DAN: I said it!
I regret nothing.
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I regret nothing!
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(DAN PANTING)
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Too fat to run.
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Fuckin' Stewart.
Fuckin' skids.
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Where the fuck is this kid?
Fuckin' hate this kid.
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Fuckin' wreck this kid.
Fuckin' kill this kid.
205
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No, no. Just get 'em.
206
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Yeah.
We'll hurt 'em.
207
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Yeah. No, it's a metaphor.
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Yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
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00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,103
Hey, but then we're here
for donnybrook, not him
and his buddies, buddy.
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00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,105
Oh, fuck.
211
00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,983
We don't necessarily need to
wait for them to get here to
wreck the meth lab, buddy.
212
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,360
We can just fuckin'
wreck right now.
True.
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Dibs on Devon, bro.
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00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,072
Jonesy, I don't even wanna
discuss dibs right now.
215
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,616
No discussion on dibs?
Buddy, we'll fuckin'
get 'em all.
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00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,367
Oh, yeah, okay, let's
get 'em all.
217
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Let's fucking do it, buddy.
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(GRUNTS)
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JONESY: It's already trashed.
220
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RILEY: I'm not quite sure
how I feel about this, buddy.
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JONESY: Bit anti-climactic.
Isn't it, buddy?
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Yeah. (EXHALES)
223
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,392
Shit!
224
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,940
Wonder who smashed
up his place, bro.
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Fuckin' long hair
don't care, bro.
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We find the skids
and have that fuckin'
donnybrook, buddy.
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Buckets off?
Fuckin' rip over there
and just conflict.
228
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Fight. Injure. Kill.
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Ball up and bang out, bud.
230
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,620
Bust on. Bust up.
Download the scrap app.
231
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,871
Pugnacity. Truculence. Burkie.
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Little squabble.
Little quibble. Smackdown!
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Spar. Spat. Schism.
234
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,669
We are at this level!
235
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,714
But we need to
get to this level!
236
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,300
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
237
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,234
(CRASHING)
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00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,673
That's a lotta weed.
239
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,468
Sorry about what
happened here.
240
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,597
Know about the beef?
241
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:06,767
What beef?
242
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,310
Between your meth pals
and my daughter.
243
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,729
Two things. One,
244
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,190
no one who does meth
is a pal of mine
for fuck's sake.
245
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,900
Two, what are
you talking about?
246
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,904
She was ripped off on
a cigarette transaction by
some fellas from Letterkenny.
247
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,949
(SNIFFS)
248
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,368
And then?
249
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,121
She's owed money
by someone
from your town.
250
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,123
She's gonna make it
everyone's problem.
251
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,167
I'm sorry to be
the bearer of bad news.
252
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,299
Hope this serves as
some sort of consolation.
253
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,760
Count it if you like.
254
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,014
She won't stop until
she gets what's owed.
255
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,313
When Tanis comes
back to collect,
she won't be short staffed.
256
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,690
Us neither.
257
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,733
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Fuckin' skids!
258
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,198
(SIGHS) Predictable!
259
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,449
Predictable!
260
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,075
Is this little soiree for us?
261
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,412
And you missed to a better
one at the Ag Hall
last weekend.
262
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,373
You should have come.
You gave the rookie
meth, idiot.
263
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,500
First one's free.
264
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,419
You fuckin' turned
Letterkenny into a war zone.
265
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,505
Got us labeled as
a meth town, idiot.
266
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,215
So, what are you
gonna do about it?
Idiot.
267
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,217
Buckets off.
Fuckin' go time.
268
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,384
Shed 'em.
Go me!
269
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,261
A little fuck me, fuck you?
270
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,638
MAN 1: Free fuckin' nose jobs?
271
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,972
MAN 2: Let's dance.
MAN 1: Hit the d-floor.
272
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,058
TANIS: My balls dangle
harder than you.
273
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,184
Yeah, sounds familiar.
274
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,602
(WHISPERING) This is what
we've been waiting for.
275
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:32,853
Hey!
It's time.
276
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,063
You got our money?
Nay!
277
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,066
We do not have,
nor will we ever have,
a dime for you.
278
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:41,987
And you took away our only
source of income when
you trashed our meth lab!
279
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,615
(ALL LAUGH)
We're all here. So, uh...
280
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,158
It's combat,
let's proceed.
281
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,954
Power stop, Tanis.
We got dibs on the
donnybrook with the skids.
282
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,038
What's a dibs?
283
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,414
A dibs is a dibs is a dibs.
284
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,458
Hey! Pipe down, shit head.
285
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,669
You don't get it, do you?
286
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,128
This is about the money.
287
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,674
So, until we get the money,
Letterkenny will
continue to burn.
288
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,008
All right?
289
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,512
How are you now?
290
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,472
Good, and you?
291
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,724
Deadly.
292
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,273
Is that...
293
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,110
The Ginger and Boots.
294
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,780
(WHISPERS) Those two guys
fucked an ostrich.
295
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,200
Just the Ginger
fucked an ostrich.
296
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,703
Allegedly.
297
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,747
Mmm-mmm. It would take
like two people to fuck
an ostrich. Three even...
298
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,165
It was a sick ostrich.
299
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,709
Allegedly.
300
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,336
You're fucking ruthless
for bringing a couple dudes
like that here.
301
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,047
(WHISPERS) In his defense...
He's usually not
the type of prick I am.
302
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,550
If they fucked an ostrich,
what else have they fucked?
303
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,552
Just the Ginger
fucked an ostrich.
304
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,678
Allegedly.
305
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,305
I ask again.
If they fucked an ostrich,
306
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,724
what else have they fucked?
307
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,766
It's almost not worth
thinkin' about.
308
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,937
(TANIS SIGHS)
309
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,107
Okay, speak.
Yous got ripped off.
310
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,192
It's too bad that happened.
311
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,695
And?
And it's none of my business.
312
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,531
Till it was my business.
313
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,284
Now, we could beat the fuck
outta yous right here.
314
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,745
And mark my words,
one day, we'll get ya.
315
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:16,290
But that doesn't solve
our problem here. Dary.
316
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,420
Your name's Dary?
317
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,882
It's Daryl.
318
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,677
That's just something my
friends call me sometimes.
319
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,429
We gotta put the damage
you're doing around
Letterkenny to bed.
320
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,223
That's 5k. What are
you's owed?
321
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,099
(SCOFFS) More than that.
322
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,894
We're tough fuckin' sleddin'!
Hey.
323
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,065
We're gonna call it 5k.
324
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,775
Is that what we're gonna do?
We are.
325
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,068
You're gonna take it
and leave Letterkenny.
326
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,321
And if yous come back for
so much as to pump your gas...
327
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,406
When he gives a warning,
he don't repeat it.
328
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,492
We'll get ya.
329
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,577
Deal. (CLEARS THROAT)
330
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,957
Beats fighting
an ostrich fucker.
331
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,876
All right, can we, uh,
part the hick sea here?
332
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,797
Uh, actually wait.
333
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,677
I got to know.
334
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,846
This has gotta sting
a little bit, right?
335
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,516
(CHUCKLES) I mean,
you're short, you're ugly,
336
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,935
you're incompetent,
you're fuckin' broke!
337
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:18,936
Fuckin' A.
338
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,105
You're a fuckin' addict,
you're hopeless.
339
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,481
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
340
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,566
I mean you are
such a tragedy that
341
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,735
even all these people
here who hate you,
342
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,071
will bail you out, just so
343
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,281
they can...
344
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,075
What's the word?
Erase you.
345
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,537
My cousin was born with
fetal alcohol syndrome and
he works at a fuckin' bank.
346
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,038
What's your fucking excuse?
347
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,123
That'll do, Tanis.
348
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:39,998
Hey! I'm not
talking to you.
349
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,002
Look at you.
350
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,589
You got bloodshot eyes,
runny nose, fuckin' greasy
hair, scabs everywhere.
351
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,092
What is that?
What's that, right there?
352
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,720
You see that?
Is that cum? Dried cum
on your fuckin' zipper?
353
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,096
(TANIS LAUGHING)
I'm so sorry.
354
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,516
(TANIS INHALES)
Oh, you are pointless.
355
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,478
I bet, the second
you popped out,
356
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,772
your mom wished she had
a sewn up snapper.
357
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,817
Probably would've been
better if you grew to a
sickly size inside the womb
358
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,028
and killed the both of you
before you fuckin' rolled out
and started fucking up.
359
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,364
KATE: Bitch.
360
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,032
(GROANS) What?
361
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,577
I'll tell you what's gotta
sting a little bit.
(TANIS SCOFFS)
362
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,079
(GROANS)
363
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,166
Well, fuckin'
get after it, then!
364
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,266
RILEY: Well, Who would've
'thunk it. Fuck.
365
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,519
JONESY: Mmm-hmm.
366
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,437
That was a top tier
sucker, Riley.
367
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,523
DAN: You too, Jonesy.
368
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,691
Thanks boys. I'd sucker
you guys in your sleep.
369
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:34,112
Still... Makes my
top three suckers, boys.
370
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,824
An A-1 box shot,
you fuckin' barbarian.
371
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,450
Never claimed to be a lady.
372
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:43,247
Did you stop and smoke a joint
for a bit and then jump
right back in there?
373
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,915
Nectar of gods, fellas.
374
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,460
On the house.
375
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,213
All right! (CHEERING)
376
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:35,007
Well at this rate,
we'll need another one
soon, Gail.
377
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,800
(BANGING)
378
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:49,104
You know, I gotta say,
379
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,857
I'm looking forward
to a bit of peace
and quiet around here.
380
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,358
DAN: Hear, hear.
381
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,611
There ain't no reason to
get excited, am I right?
382
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,821
Yup.
Yeah.
383
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,032
MAN: All right.
384
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,744
Who the fuck is
the toughest guy in here?
385
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,625
That'd be me.
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