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A bit of fuss down
at the church the other day.
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Glen.
GLEN: Wayne.
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How are you now?
GLEN: Good, and you?
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Oh, not so bad.
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Ooh, look what
you brought with you.
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Hello, Daryl.
Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, you're naked
as a jay bird.
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Wayne, it's humid.
It's the humidity.
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Y'all might want to
think about doing
the same thing,
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just pop your
pants right off,
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that way no one
gets sticky.
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Nope.
It's not so bad.
What's the fuss?
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Ma O'Dell mentioned something
about you helping her get
a squirrel out of her attic.
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I'm faced with
a similar conundrum.
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Right over there.
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It seems some kinda
rodent's made his home
over there.
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I have not seen him,
but I sure can smell him.
(CHUCKLES)
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(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
Hum.
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(EXHALES)
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It's a possum.
GLEN: Hmm.
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DARYL: Possum.
WAYNE: That's right.
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Oh, pitter patter,
let's get at 'er.
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Do you wanna know what?
I'd reach into a
pirate hooker's chamber pot
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before I'd reach in there.
And I'm going to tell ya.
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Possums are immune
to snake venom.
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They could probably survive
a nuclear blast.
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I think it's pronounced
new-cue-lar.
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Mmm, but it isn't.
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They're mutants.
They have forked
fuckin' penises.
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(SCOFFS)
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We should all be so lucky.
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They do this thing called
'Playing Possum'
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where they appear dead and
emit a death stink from
their butt holes, fuck.
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(SIGHS)
I found one
playing possum one time,
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thought it was dead
and buried it.
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It dug itself out
a few hours later
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and fucked a hen
right in front of her chicks.
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Wayne, think about
the swear jar.
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You're putting
so much money in.
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All right, let me take
peek see?
Pitter-patter.
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Always had a skilled hand
in wrangling vermin.
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Thank you, Daryl.
And that doesn't surprise me.
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No sweat.
(GLEN LAUGHS) No sweat?
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In this heat?
That is rich and it's funny.
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Honestly though,
just take off your jumper.
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I'll hold it for you.
You crawl up in there,
no one gets dirty.
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Glen? Glen?
Yes.
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Let's take about 20%
off 'er up there, all right?
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Now, you wanna have an eye
because he'll come out
meaner and spit
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and go like a hot damn.
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Is he likely to bite?
Is a duck's ass watertight?
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Get ready to give him the
size nine's if he jukes by me.
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How be I give him the size
twelve and a halfs instead?
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(CHATTERING)
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Oh, I see him.
That's some drunk evolution
right there, bud.
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You gotta wonder what
two Christ-made miscreants
mated to make that.
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It's almost not worth
thinkin' about.
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Do I just reach for him?
That's a better idea
than going in head first.
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Put him where?
Under my boot.
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(GLEN SIGHS) Boys, just do
your best not to make too big
a mess, all right?
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And I'm sorry again
about all this heat.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, for fuck-sakes.
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(CHATTERING)
(THUD)
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Ow.
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You wish there was a
Pied Piper for possums,
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but there isn't, so you're
gonna have to just keep
pickin' 'em off with the .22.
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Buckle up
'cause they're fuckin' ugly.
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Of course, that's not to say
I have it all my damn self.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Is that a herpe
on your hand, Daryl?
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Did you pay a little extra
to go all the way with a
ripper in the back room again?
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WAYNE: No, I don't think
he'd make that mistake twice.
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Got a little
trouser trauma?
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Was she fun
or was she fungal?
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(LAUGHS)
Hey, guess what?
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A guy's girlfriend
is having a hard time
parking the car, right?
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He says,
"You should get tested."
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She says, "Well no,
I'm not so bad at driving."
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He says,
"No, I have chlamydia."
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Is that a bite?
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The guy takes
a hooker out for supper.
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He gave her his peas,
she gave him herpes.
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Daryl, what happened?
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Did something bite you?
WAYNE: A possum.
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A possum?
WAYNE: That's right.
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Well, he could have rabies.
Boo fuckin' hoo.
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No, rabies is serious.
It attacks the
central nervous system.
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(VOMITS)
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(KATY SIGHS)
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If he gets puke between
the floor boards
it ain't coming out.
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WAYNE: Well, I can't take him
to the clinic.
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I gotta do an ice run
for the jamboree this week.
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KATY: Oh, Christ.
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Well, Daryl, we're gonna
have to take your van.
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Oh, yeah?
Where's your nut sack
boyfriend's today, Katy?
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They're at an away game
against the Natives.
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Oh, I bet they're
looking forward to playing
those tough pricks.
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Christ.
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(SIGHS)
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You sure you're ready
to saddle up to the
jamboree again?
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It was kind of you
and Angie's thing.
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No sense sittin'
on my hands.
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Time to find
a new dance partner.
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All right, Daryl.
Pitter-patter.
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Hey, why are crabs
always so tired?
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It's 'cause they only
sleep in snatches.
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JONESY: Hey, wait a minute.
We're...
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We're missing two schmelts.
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Where are Deetzy and Burnsy?
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Oh, looks like a bad case
of the Native flu, bro.
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What's the Native flu?
You're an idiot.
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The Natives are
tough as hell.
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So another way to say someone
is chicken-shit to play them
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is to say they have
the Native flu.
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Mix in a fuckin' clue,
brotato chip.
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Keep those fucking bags up,
schmelt.
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Wayne.
Bonnie, how are you now?
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Good and you?
Not so bad.
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This isn't all for you,
is it?
It sure is.
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Is it for the jamboree?
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If we ever get it there.
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Save me a dance?
Yup, sure.
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Thank you. I've always wanted
to dance with you, Wayne.
Oh, yeah?
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We've all been watching
you and Angie dance
for so long thinking
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when's it gonna
be our turns?
Oh, yeah?
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But trust me,
watching was enough.
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You used to move
her body around like
it didn't weigh a feather.
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Well, you know,
I think I got about a dozen
baker's dozen here
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I guess we could just
scan them and then
I'll get out of your hair.
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Oh, yeah,
I'll scan them.
Okay.
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It's broken.
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It'll be our little secret.
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(KATY SIGHS)
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Okay, sit down.
(DARYL BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Oh.
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Stewart?
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Katy?
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You look grisly.
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You look beautiful.
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But I can't quite
see you right now.
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What's wrong with you?
Meth?
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(LAUGHS) I don't know what
you're talking about.
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(SCOFFS)
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You're not
a teenager anymore.
It's not charming.
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I use to charm you?
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Wrong takeaway.
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You know,
you're not a fuckin' idiot.
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You could turn it around
if you wanted to.
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You know, I remember
sneaking into your parties
when I was 15,
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stealing your mix-tapes.
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All your own music.
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I was really impressed.
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Guess those days
are over, though.
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All right, Dairy, let's go.
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Dairy, come on.
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(STRUGGLING)
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And yeah.
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You did use to charm me.
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McMurray, how're ya now?
Not so bad, and you?
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Not so bad.
I see you back
to the jamboree, now.
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A few weeks off there.
Oh, you noticed.
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Well, it's hard not to notice
all that Scottish tartan plaid
you seem to enjoy so much.
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I wanted to talk about
something important.
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Okay.
My sister Bonnie
is back from college,
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and she's a damn fine woman.
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Oh, yeah.
I just seen her down
at the dollar store, there.
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You sure it was her?
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I mean, last time I seen her
last she was in a kind of
a DIY maxi dress,
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but she may have added
a crochet pattern sweater
on account of the breeze.
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Maybe autumn foliage
or an Algonquin green?
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Okay.
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I think she'd be a damn fine
match for you, Wayne.
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That's if you're ready.
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You know, 'cause of
Angie and all.
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She's a lovely girl.
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(INHALES)
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(GURGLES)
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(BOTH SPEAK)
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No, you go ahead.
That is if you...
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But you started,
you mind finishing?
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Oh, it's just, was gonna say
the space, looks,
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looks nice and clean
without the...
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Yup.
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Run pretty good.
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Well, all right. All right.
Yeah. Hey, uh,
I'll let you carry on.
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It's a good box of ice. Yeah.
Yeah, good to see you.
Have a good one.
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Hey, wait.
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You save her dance now,
eh, big boy?
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Good enough,
McMurray.
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Atta boy.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Does that taste right?
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Ya, okay.
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Mmm.
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(SUCKING)
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I think so, I don't know,
I don't know.
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I've had an epiphany!
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Uh, can you taste this?
No.
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Never again.
Okay, okay, okay,
then, can you snort it?
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No. I've given up
on the meth business.
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I'm going back
to the turntables.
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Hmm?
Back to the ones and twos.
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DEVON: For what?
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To become a superstar DJ.
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DEVON:
Oh, okay, okay, uh...
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But first, can you...
Let's just try...
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No.
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I need you guys to tell
everyone you know
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that I am hosting
a rave in Letterkenny,
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and I will be spinning
under all of my aliases.
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How many aliases
have you had?
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DJ Pimpy Longstockings,
DJ Peter Blumpkin,
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DJ White Power Nap,
DJ White Power Bottom.
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They'll all be there!
DEVON: All of them.
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Mmm-mmm, so you're quitting
the meth business?
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I've quit the meth business.
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But Menergy Spa is still like,
a thing though, right?
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Well, how are you going
to get people to come?
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I'll post it on my
fuckin' Facebook.
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And you guys will post it
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on your fuckin' Facebooks.
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KATY: Wayne.
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Christ, Katy, put some fuckin'
clothes on.
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Not my forte.
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Unfortunate.
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What are you doing?
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Well, I think it's
pretty obvious
229
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that I'm moving hay bales
from here over to here.
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Although, that one's
a straw bale.
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Why?
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(PHONE RINGING)
233
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Well, pick up your
fuckin' phone. McMurray's been
trying to reach you all day.
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(SNIFFS)
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(CLEARS THROAT) McMurray.
236
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At least I was yesterday!
237
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How're ya now?
238
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,235
Not so bad and you?
239
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,361
Not so bad.
240
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,113
Listen, Wayne.
I've gotta cancel
the Jamboree here.
241
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,364
The Ag Hall's been
booked up.
242
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,116
For the whole week?
Yes, sir.
243
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,660
That's Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday and guess what else?
244
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,121
Sunday.
What for?
245
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,415
Uh, Stewart.
He's throwing a rave.
246
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,667
I don't know, he says
he needs time to set up
or something like that.
247
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,544
Said something about a
glow stick Segway saunter
248
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:32,465
across the rainbow road level
of Mario Kart for Nintendo 64?
I don't know, what the fuck.
249
00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,884
And you green-lit
that tom-fuckery?
250
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,553
Had to. Agricultural Hall
is low on funds.
251
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:40,264
All-day bookings
is a big boost for us.
So, I couldn't say no.
252
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,392
Agricultural Halls are
for Agricultural music.
253
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,143
Not for fuckin' raves.
254
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,689
Well, that's no way to get
your communication badge,
boy scout.
255
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,359
(PHONE RINGS)
256
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,070
Dairy.
DARYL ON PHONE: Wayne. Clinic.
Pick up. Not feel good.
257
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,325
Well, he's not gonna get
his communication badge,
either.
258
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:06,957
(HONKING)
259
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,753
Dairy.
What's the fuss?
260
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:11,837
Good 'n you?
261
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,713
Where you goin'?
262
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,215
I don't know where I am.
263
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:17,259
Don't look at your hand.
What's the fuss?
264
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,762
Think I have rabies.
265
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,973
Oh, boo fuckin' hoo,
big shootsy-wootsy.
266
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,141
But 'cept do you wanna
know what?
What's that?
267
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,310
Nabbing that possum
was kind of a thrill.
268
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,064
I think I could start
a pest removal business.
269
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,816
Oh, Daryl,
that's just silly.
270
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,277
But 'cept do you wanna know
what? I'm gonna help you..
271
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,072
You know Stewart's having
a rave at the Ag Hall?
272
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,740
Agricultural Halls are for
agricultural music.
273
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,826
"Not for fuckin' raves."
That's what I said.
274
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,828
So here's what we're gonna do
and I'm gonna tell ya.
275
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:44,870
We're gonna wrangle as many
of those critters as possible,
276
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,998
and let 'em loose
at Stewart's rave.
277
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,375
How do we get the word out
about the business?
278
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,794
Oh, you'd have to put it
on your fuckin' Facebook,
likely.
279
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,380
Over and out.
280
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,215
(THUD)
281
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,104
TANIS: Look at this
bowl of fruit salad.
You want a taste, Tanis?
282
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,441
Ooh, better watch
that bark there.
Boy might get bit.
283
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,734
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
284
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,778
What's going on here?
You're looking
a handful short.
285
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,613
Caught a bad case
of the Native flu, or what?
286
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,532
You're drunk.
Mix in a water.
287
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,659
Well, it's either that or
you're all tweaking down
that meth town you come from.
288
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:27,288
What did you say?
Everyone knows Letterkenny
has gone to meth.
289
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,664
You guys a bunch of
fuckin' basics.
290
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,916
At least we keep it clean.
We just sell cigarettes.
291
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,919
Your town ain't nothing
but a bunch of jacked-up
scab pickers.
292
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,755
Yeah, we'll see what you're
calling us after I bury
a couple of bar down wristers.
293
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,091
Half-clapper,
top cheddar.
294
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,010
Biscuits top titties,
bar downskies.
295
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,428
Always bar downskie.
296
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,721
Pull out the guns.
Safetys off.
297
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,931
Fuckin' safety
off, boys.
298
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,099
A little three-on-oneskie?
299
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,225
A little three-on-twoskie?
300
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,686
Hum a high hard one.
Hit the red light district.
301
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,271
You won't make it that far,
slugger.
302
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,522
You either, champ.
Buckets off.
303
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,607
Center ice.
Puck drop.
304
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,691
Shed 'em.
AXE: Go me.
305
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,776
A little fuck me,
fuck you.
Free nose jobs.
306
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,361
Let's dance.
Let's hit the d-floor.
307
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,322
My balls dangle
harder than you, boy.
308
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,199
(VOMITS)
(TANIS LAUGHS)
309
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,204
TANIS: Like I thought,
bad case of the Native flu.
310
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,748
(MUSIC PLAYING)
311
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,086
Devon, we're missing $2000.
312
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,380
Really?
It's a devastating blow to
Menergy Spa, I know.
313
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,634
Hey, I'll call Stewart.
314
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:22,968
(MUMBLING)
He'll fix everything...
315
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,428
(PHONE RINGING)
316
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:26,597
Hello?
Stewart?
317
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,599
Hey, Devon.
318
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,977
Hey, we're missing 2k.
Yeah, I took it
for the rave.
319
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,897
2k?
320
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,149
(STAMMERS)
I don't think
you understand.
321
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,903
It's going to be
a massive production.
322
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,988
It's gonna be
like an...
323
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,283
Aurora Borealis-themed
Salvador Dali drug orgy
324
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,244
with shamans.
325
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,580
(STAMMERING) But that's a
lot of money.
326
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,290
No time,
I gotta go.
327
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:00,756
Wayne. Daryl.
328
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,716
Gailor, how are ya now?
329
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,968
I'm on a juice cleanse.
330
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:04,969
Haven't had a drink
in three days.
331
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,346
Had close to
30 shits, though.
332
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,430
So what's the fuss?
333
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,473
Well, timing's right
for your new business.
334
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,308
Saw it up on your
fuckin' Facebook, there.
335
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,103
Got a skunk sleeping
underneath us, right now.
336
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,564
Did you not know skunks
are immune to bee stings?
337
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,441
They even teach their babies
how to raid beehives.
338
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,484
And?
Well, they burrow up
for the winter,
339
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,279
and rip farts on each other
to keep warm.
340
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,822
No way.
Oh, yeah.
341
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,490
They go to mate as soon
as they leave their mom,
342
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,994
so you know they're
probably thinking about her
during sex.
343
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,038
That or their brothers
and sisters which is
even more inappropriate.
344
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,665
(GAIL FARTING) Oh.
345
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,458
There's one knocking.
Make way.
346
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,173
Well, pitter-patter.
347
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,802
Can you take this one,
please?
348
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,262
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Here's the deal.
349
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,557
Stewart's rave is eating up
all our money,
350
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,852
and the business is failing
without his expertise.
351
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,979
We simply aren't making
enough coin
352
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,607
selling
the Native's cigarettes.
353
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,899
We need the meth.
354
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,277
Menergy Spa is never
going to happen at this rate.
355
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,071
I officially move to
boycott Stewart's rave,
356
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,907
take it off our
fuckin' Facebooks
and sabotage it.
357
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,535
All in favor say,
"Aye!"
358
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,495
EVERYONE: Aye!
359
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,289
It's unanimous.
360
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,082
How are we
going to do this?
361
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,543
We could put something
on our Facebooks.
362
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,837
We could say the Ag Hall
has asbestos.
363
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,340
Yes, asbestos.
364
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,176
Everyone hates asbestos.
Asbestos is the answer.
365
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,136
Okay.
366
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,180
Let's do that.
367
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,224
Maybe you don't say
asbestos anymore, though.
368
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,601
Okay.
369
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,447
Hey, Katy,
you look beautiful.
370
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,409
You look better.
371
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,203
Um.
372
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,122
I've come to cordially
invite you to my rave tonight.
373
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,500
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
374
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,754
Stewart.
375
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,297
Fuck, greasiest skid I
ever seen.
376
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,507
Criss Angel mind-freak-
looking-motherfucker.
377
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,385
What are you thinking
holding a rave at the Ag Hall?
378
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,553
I'm thinking I'm doing
the Agricultural Society
a huge favor.
379
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,224
You guys are going broke.
Tits up or not,
it's inappropriate.
380
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,600
Why not the Legion?
381
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,060
Or even upstairs
at the arena?
382
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,645
Or the fuckin'
youth center.
383
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,397
Because they're too small,
shirt-tucker.
384
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,818
Be prepared, because once
this blows up they'll probably
ask me to do it quarterly.
385
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,695
Bi-weekly!
386
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,196
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
387
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,031
We'll see if it
blows up then.
388
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,993
It'll probably be pretty tough
to find me through the crowd.
389
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,287
Stage security will be
pretty tight but your name's
on the guest list,
390
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:41,542
and there's
a backstage pass
with your name on it.
391
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,043
I'll do my best to
make it down, Stewart.
392
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,044
My ass.
393
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,714
And just as a heads up,
it is a rave,
394
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,550
so there will probably be
people on drugs.
395
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,218
You know, MDMA.
396
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,554
What? There's gonna be
MDMA at the Ag Hall?
397
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,055
Yes, there will be MDMA
at my rave at the Ag Hall.
398
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:59,101
There will be MDMA,
DMT, PCP, LSD,
399
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,437
LED and probably UFC.
400
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,444
But I am clean
and sober.
401
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,696
You are spare parts,
aren't you, bud?
402
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,406
(CLEARS THROAT)
403
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:16,618
I truly hope
to see you there.
404
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,707
Watch your fuckin'
hands, skid.
405
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,333
Three, two...
406
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,686
RILEY: Fuckin' skids are
turning Letterkenny
into a gong show, buddy.
407
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,687
JONESY: Fucking gonger, buddy.
408
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,482
I'm rattled about that
meth chirp, brotein.
409
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,902
Fuckin' Stewart, bro.
Fuckin' Stewart, bro.
410
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,864
There's fuckin' two
in that pud, hey, boys?
411
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,783
Put 'em away like a
winter coat, boys.
412
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,121
What the fuck
was that?
413
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,874
That was garbage.
414
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,083
That was fuckin' pedestrian.
415
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,879
All this beaking
is kiddie pool shit.
416
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,674
Is that what you want?
Riley, Jonesy?
417
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,176
Huh?
418
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,887
You want to get dropped off
at the splash pad
on the way home, eh?
419
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,389
Get mom and dad
to pick you up after
you all swim?
420
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,517
No running on the deck,
ya fuckin' pheasants.
421
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,018
Fuck!
422
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,814
Bag skate.
Tomorrow, 6:00 a.m.
423
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,149
(DOOR OPENS)
424
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,692
Fuckin' embarrassing!
425
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,779
MAN: Hey, give your balls a
tug, you tit-fucker!
426
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,697
Fuck!
427
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,951
(MUSIC PLAYING)
428
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,457
You never looked so good.
429
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,461
You never felt so good.
430
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,925
I'm so proud of you, man.
431
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,514
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
432
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,733
Save me a dance, Wayne.
433
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,121
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
434
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,045
You look better.
435
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,464
Where's Stewart, buddy?
Where is he, bro?
436
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,882
Rave's canceled.
Go home.
437
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,801
Bullshit, buddy.
That's not what the
poster says, buddy.
438
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,303
I said,
it's fuckin' canceled.
439
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,597
Now quit your hollering
before I get cross.
440
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,432
DARYL: Hey.
441
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,226
When he give a warning,
he don't repeat it.
442
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,186
Yeah.
443
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,647
Seven of us and two of you.
444
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,649
It's a good time for
a donnybrook, boys.
445
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,733
Tilly time, boys.
446
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,319
What the fuck are you
pheasants doing out here?
447
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,946
It's 10 minutes to curfew.
448
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,573
You think you can dog fuck
all night and then dance?
449
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,660
Dog fuckin'
means no dancin'.
450
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,869
Get home!
451
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,080
It's fuckin' embarrassing.
452
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,086
Well, pitter-patter.
453
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,337
BOTH: This isn't over.
Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
454
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,008
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
455
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,598
(PHONE RINGING)
456
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,103
Christ.
McMurray.
457
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,980
MCMURRAY (ON PHONE):Wayne, I've been told
the rave was a bust.
458
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:17,275
Something about an asbestos
scare or something.
No one showed up.
459
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,443
Sister Bonnie, though,
she's still in there.
460
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,654
About that dance
you were going to save her.
461
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,448
She'll be in a sort of golden
poppy progressive onesie.
462
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,993
Either way, you know,
get in there, pal.
463
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,703
Give 'er the guts.
464
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,620
Okay.
465
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,706
Bang the very guts
right out of her.
466
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,873
Okay.
467
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,500
Just have at her, bud, like...
468
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,335
The nut-sack.
469
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,880
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
470
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,173
Alley oop.
471
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,800
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
472
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,053
(MUSIC PLAYING)
473
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,034
(SPITS)
474
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,746
This is a grotesquerie.
475
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,464
It's off.
476
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,467
We are going to make
Letterkenny
477
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:27,929
the biggest meth town
in the whole country.
478
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,682
I love Stewart!
479
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,980
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
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