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Alex, dude, what's up, man?

Hey, how's it going, man? Good. Dude, you excited to get out of town, man? Go

college? Fuck yeah.

We've been talking about it our whole lives. Like, it's finally happening.

I know. I'm so ready to get out of the house, too. My mom is bugging the shit

out of me. I know she's just my stepmom, but dude, it's a little overbearing.

Yeah, like... What kind of things are you doing? Dude, tell me that I gotta,

like, do more laundry and stuff. I don't care what the big deal is.

Exactly, that's fiscally responsible of you, like a good adult.

Hey, if I work out in my clothes more than three days, I do laundry. Anything

less than that is wasting water.

Dude, my stepmom, she's, speaking of fiscally responsible and wasting water,

fucking told me I gotta, like, shower every fucking day.

I'm like, I shower every day?

That's a waste of water. And you know what? I got body spray.

Just spray that shit on.

Good to go.

I don't know what's going on, man. I can't wait to get to college, man. It's

going to be just open season on the chick.

Hell yeah. Dude, you and me in college? Fuck yeah. We're going to go through so

much pussy. I can't wait, man.

I'm still looking forward to it. Nothing is going to stop me.

Amazing. We're finally going to be free in a week.

No doubt, no doubt.

So when are you going to turn it off?

Just hanging out in my room, fucking around on my phone.

What's up?

You want to play some video games and just take it? Fuck yeah.

All right, I'll cruise over in a little bit. Hell yeah, sounds good.

All right, look.

Bye.

going to survive without me?

Really?

Um, I don't know. I mean, like I said, I didn't think it was so bad. I got a

system.

A system?

Yeah. Throw everything everywhere and then hope you can find it later?

No, I know what's clean and what's dirty. Like, for example, like this.

clean, clearly.

No, that is not clean.

I mean, seriously.

You can't even sort laundry.

Well, guess what?

You're not going to have to do it anymore. You know why?

Why?

I got accepted to college.

What? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going away next week.

Wait, wait, wait.

You're going away?

To college next week.

So, like, for example, clean.

I'll just leave that right there.

leave me here?

Why not?

Mom, I gotta grow up. I gotta spread my wings.

Your dad's an asshole.

You're not gonna leave me alone with him, are you?

I mean, I gotta be my own man, you know?

Your own man?

Yeah.

I'm like an adult now.

Honey, you're not an adult.

You're always gonna be my boy.

I mean, you can't leave me here.

There's got to be something we can work out. I mean, what do you want? A new

car? That new video game console thing?

Oh, the Y -Box?

I guess. Yeah, whatever.

I mean... But that's the thing. I mean, I'm not interested in, like, cars or

game consoles.

I'm, like, interested in women, you know? And you don't

let me have any girls over here.

Why would you need girls here? You have me.

Well, um, I mean, not just, like, for talking.

For, like, other things.

I mean, you said you wanted girls, right?

Um, yeah.

And I don't want you to go, so... Uh...

Oh, whoa.

No, no, no, no. Bring it back here.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Oh, wow.

There you go. Go. Make it bow to my tongue.

Oh.

Wow.

Yeah.

I feel like I'm under duress a little bit right now.

You're not under duress.

This is a very special kind of convincing.

Oh, yeah.

I like it.

I'm sure we could do this more

often, right?

Really?

Do you want to call your dad?

Oh, yeah. I don't want him to find out.

Do you mind if I, um, you know?

Come on.

She's really good at that.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, like that?

Tell me how you like it.

Yeah, I want you to try this.

Yeah? Show me.

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Oh, my God.

Oh, god damn.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, mom. So, uh, about that going away thing?

Uh -huh. Maybe you forgot about that, right?

Um, I don't even remember what we were talking about before.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Keep going.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Our little secret, right?

Um, yeah, our little secret.

Perfect. Now, um, do me a favor. Uh -huh?

Clean up this mess.

Sort your laundry properly, please.

I want you coming downstairs in stinky clothes.

Uh, yeah, yeah, Mom. I'll, uh, I'll get right on it.

And I got some good news.

What's going on? I'm going to college.

What? Yes. I got accepted.

Me and Alex are going to the same college. When?

Next week.

Yeah. Doors open up. No.

Early. You'll fit in and everything.

No. You're not doing this. What do you mean? No. There's no way. You in

Are you kidding me? You can't even clean your room, Tyler.

What are you talking about?

It's like social norm is to go to college.

Yeah, but. You get a better education. What do you mean? No.

group of good community college right down the street. You can just live here,

keep your part -time job.

That's the right move to me.

There's no girls at JCP's. Okay.

There are tons of girls everywhere.

You're exaggerating. No, no, no. The whole college experience is me going

somewhere away from home. No. Far, far, far away from home. No. I never see the

people I live with and I can't have fun.

with your deadbeat dad?

Think about all the experiences I'm going to have in this house. Oh, Tyler,

can't do this to me. I know, and I really love you as my mom, but... I love

too. You're my young boy.

I know, but think about all the experiences I'm going to have.

Come here, Tyler.

Come here, Tyler. Let me show you something.

I think I have a solution to your girls' argument right here.

Oh, why did you do that? Don't you think I have that solution right here?

I know, I know, but you can call me mommy, okay?

And mommies do anything for their young boys.

They don't have boobies like these, honey.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, there you go.

Good boy.

There you go.

Yeah, that was good.

That's all I can call it.

You're getting up like every day.

No, you really don't.

What? No, they just don't have these in college.

These are grown mommy boobs.

Well, there's some girls that have boobs like that, and I'm sure of it.

No, no, no, no.

Honey, you're never going to get girls talking that much in college, okay?

Okay.

Be quiet for mommy.

And I'm going to tell you what you'd be missing, okay?

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

Anything for my young man to stay home with you.

I'm so done. So stiff and lousy.

You know what mommy wants from you, right?

What? I think you can do that for me.

What do you want?

Give mommy some calm in her mouth, please.

What? Really? Please, please, honey.

Why don't you just keep doing that?

oh my god

No. You're not going to get anything like that in college, honey. You really

should reconsider, okay?

Yeah,

I'm going to go to Alex's house. Yeah, go to Alex and think about it, okay?

Okay. Bye.

Okay,

bye. Bye, honey.

Say bye -bye, honey.

Bye, honey.

Hey.

Hey, Kiki. What's up?

I'm good. How are you, Natasha?

Oh, um, I mean, I'm pretty good. I'm just kind of, I don't know, I'm kind of

turning my wheels about the boys going off to college.

I know. I mean, I know I'm just Alex's stepmom, but I'm going to miss that

little fucker. I know. I'm going to miss Tyler so much. And I'm just his

stepmom, too, but I just can't think about a whole day going by without him.

I know. I mean, it's not like they can clean up after themselves or anything.

Like, what's their room going to look like? Oh, my God. Tyler's probably

His clothes are, like, constantly all over his room. He doesn't know how to

anything away. He doesn't even know how to cook either. So, I really don't know

how they're going to survive in college.

Right? And on top of that, do you have to remind him to shower? Because, oh, my

God. Alex, forget.

Yes, I have to tell Tyler every single day, too. It's like I am his mom or

something. It's like, and he thinks he's... Just going to go off and live

somewhere else? Like, no way.

I mean, their dorm rooms are going to be disgusting.

Mm -hmm.

So disgusting. Like, stinky and everything.

I really don't think we should let them go.

Yeah, I think we should come up with a plan. I mean, there's got to be

we can bribe them with, right?

Um, I mean, yeah, probably. But what? Like, what do teenage boys like?

Uh, boobs and video games?

Yes. They do like boobs.

Maybe we could...

Do this in person.

I think so, too. Yeah. Like, why don't you come over?

Okay. I'll come over right now. All right. See you in a little bit. Okay.

All right. Bye.

Bye.

Hey. Hey, man.

How's it going?

Good. Yeah.

How was your day?

You know, kind of the same as yours.

Good. You know, just good.

Did you do anything?

I mean, I cleaned my room.

What?

What? Did you say your mom's not your dick?

That'd be weird.

Well,

I mean, because... Yeah,

well,

the reason I say it might not be weird is because...

And, you know, maybe it happened with me, too.

What? Yeah. Maybe my mom, you know. Your mom sucked your dick?

Yeah. Yeah.

My mom sucked my dick, too. Dude! Okay, what the fuck? Dude!

What the?

I don't know what the fuck happened. Yeah, exactly. She, like, she came into

room. I told her about college.

Yeah. She kind of was like, oh, you know, I don't want you to go away. You

is there anything? What the fuck?

Exactly.

And I'm like, dude, you don't let me have girls over.

And she's like, well, I'm a girl.

And then she sucked my dick.

I was talking about going to college and how many, like, girls all of a sudden,

she's like, just come over here and, like, you know, you're like, wait a

we could do something.

Who the fuck? I know.

I don't even. It was crazy. I don't even like debating whether or not you're

going to fucking go to college now. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

They wanted to stay. I fucked up my whole head, but then, like, a few

whatever happened.

Exactly, exactly.

They have way too much power. This is insane.

Yeah. I'm a little blowjob. All of a sudden, I'm recalculating everything I

to do with my life. Right? And plus, like, her tits. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, they're fucking amazing.

I know. I don't know. They're just mom's tits.

I mean, I don't blame you. I don't blame you.

My mom's tits are shit.

That tits are out of this world.

Hell yeah.

Hey.

How's it going?

Good. How are you?

Oh, I'm just visiting. Just hanging out.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Okay.

Are you okay, honey? No, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm just, you know, I wasn't expecting anything.

What were you guys talking about? Yeah.

Oh, um... Were you guys talking about college again?

Yeah, yeah, about college.

You know, the schoolwork and stuff. You know, we were thinking about it, and

we... We maybe shouldn't have gotten so upset about you boys going off to

college. Yeah, maybe we were a little hasty in trying to stop you.

You know what?

We didn't mind at all.

We understand and we fully get why you guys maybe did that. You know,

you actually kind of encouraged us to maybe change our minds. Yeah, yeah,

exactly. I mean, being at home.

with, you know, you and mom. Well, I mean, you guys can, obviously you guys

always going to come visit, and we don't want to stop you from growing.

Yeah. I mean, well, you know, we had a great time in our college years. I mean,

we just had so much fun. We were pretty wild ourselves, you know. Yeah, we were

pretty wild. We had a lot of fun together.

you guys have that right yeah i know what you want to do over there pretty

what we did yeah right let's have fun you know lots of fun lots of studying

know it's all about the girls and we do that too i mean we let girls yeah that's

how we met we've roomed together sometimes and we just you know

Hi. Well, so, um, we were thinking that it might be a

good idea to, uh, send you guys off with a, uh, little present.

Sort of congratulations.

A bang, maybe?

Don't forget your money.

Oh, yeah. Right on, right?

You're not going to push it anymore, are you?

I think maybe you should start here.

Yeah.

Oh,

my

God. Dude.

Your mom's not even wearing underwear.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. There you go.

oh fuck

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, dude, your mom can really suck dick.

Oh, my

goodness.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

No, you're cheating.

Come here I'm sliding under you

Have fun too!

Yeah. Oh, there we go.

Wow, that was crazy.

I know, right?

Yeah. What else?

Do I know?

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Let's do it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Show Mommy how to ride a couple.

Right. Mom!

That's right.

Oh, I think she wants to hug you like that.

Keep going, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm really good.

Yeah, okay.

Yes. Yes.

Why did you get all that on me this time?

Oh boy.

Here we go.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Oh, fuck. I feel like I'm gonna cum for you soon. You're gonna cum?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna cum in my mouth, son?

Yeah, I'm gonna do cum in my mouth.

Yeah, put it right down my throat.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God, you're cumming in my face. Yeah.

Yeah.

Stick your faces together. Oh, yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, God damn.

Oh, fuck.

Good job, boys.

That's how we send you off to college. Yes, definitely.

Now you guys know exactly what to do.