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Alex, dude, what's up, man?
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Hey, how's it going, man? Good. Dude,
you excited to get out of town, man? Go
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college? Fuck yeah.
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We've been talking about it our whole
lives. Like, it's finally happening.
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I know. I'm so ready to get out of the
house, too. My mom is bugging the shit
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out of me. I know she's just my stepmom,
but dude, it's a little overbearing.
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Yeah, like... What kind of things are
you doing? Dude, tell me that I gotta,
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like, do more laundry and stuff. I don't
care what the big deal is.
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Exactly, that's fiscally responsible of
you, like a good adult.
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Hey, if I work out in my clothes more
than three days, I do laundry. Anything
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less than that is wasting water.
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Dude, my stepmom, she's, speaking of
fiscally responsible and wasting water,
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fucking told me I gotta, like, shower
every fucking day.
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I'm like, I shower every day?
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That's a waste of water. And you know
what? I got body spray.
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Just spray that shit on.
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Good to go.
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I don't know what's going on, man. I
can't wait to get to college, man. It's
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going to be just open season on the
chick.
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Hell yeah. Dude, you and me in college?
Fuck yeah. We're going to go through so
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much pussy. I can't wait, man.
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I'm still looking forward to it. Nothing
is going to stop me.
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Amazing. We're finally going to be free
in a week.
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No doubt, no doubt.
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So when are you going to turn it off?
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Just hanging out in my room, fucking
around on my phone.
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What's up?
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You want to play some video games and
just take it? Fuck yeah.
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All right, I'll cruise over in a little
bit. Hell yeah, sounds good.
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All right, look.
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Bye.
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going to survive without me?
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Really?
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Um, I don't know. I mean, like I said, I
didn't think it was so bad. I got a
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system.
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A system?
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Yeah. Throw everything everywhere and
then hope you can find it later?
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No, I know what's clean and what's
dirty. Like, for example, like this.
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clean, clearly.
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No, that is not clean.
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I mean, seriously.
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You can't even sort laundry.
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Well, guess what?
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You're not going to have to do it
anymore. You know why?
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Why?
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I got accepted to college.
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What? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going
away next week.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You're going away?
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To college next week.
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So, like, for example, clean.
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I'll just leave that right there.
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leave me here?
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Why not?
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Mom, I gotta grow up. I gotta spread my
wings.
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Your dad's an asshole.
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You're not gonna leave me alone with
him, are you?
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I mean, I gotta be my own man, you know?
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Your own man?
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Yeah.
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I'm like an adult now.
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Honey, you're not an adult.
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You're always gonna be my boy.
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I mean, you can't leave me here.
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There's got to be something we can work
out. I mean, what do you want? A new
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car? That new video game console thing?
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Oh, the Y -Box?
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I guess. Yeah, whatever.
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I mean... But that's the thing. I mean,
I'm not interested in, like, cars or
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game consoles.
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I'm, like, interested in women, you
know? And you don't
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let me have any girls over here.
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Why would you need girls here? You have
me.
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Well, um, I mean, not just, like, for
talking.
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For, like, other things.
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I mean, you said you wanted girls,
right?
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Um, yeah.
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And I don't want you to go, so... Uh...
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Oh, whoa.
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No, no, no, no. Bring it back here.
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Oh, my God.
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There you go.
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Oh, wow.
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There you go. Go. Make it bow to my
tongue.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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I feel like I'm under duress a little
bit right now.
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You're not under duress.
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This is a very special kind of
convincing.
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Oh, yeah.
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I like it.
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I'm sure we could do this more
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often, right?
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Really?
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Do you want to call your dad?
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Oh, yeah. I don't want him to find out.
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Do you mind if I, um, you know?
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Come on.
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She's really good at that.
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Fuck.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, like that?
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Tell me how you like it.
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Yeah, I want you to try this.
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Yeah? Show me.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, god damn.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck, mom. So, uh, about that going
away thing?
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Uh -huh. Maybe you forgot about that,
right?
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Um, I don't even remember what we were
talking about before.
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Keep going.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Our little secret, right?
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Um, yeah, our little secret.
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Perfect. Now, um, do me a favor. Uh
-huh?
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Clean up this mess.
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Sort your laundry properly, please.
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I want you coming downstairs in stinky
clothes.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, Mom. I'll, uh, I'll get
right on it.
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And I got some good news.
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What's going on? I'm going to college.
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What? Yes. I got accepted.
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Me and Alex are going to the same
college. When?
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Next week.
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Yeah. Doors open up. No.
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Early. You'll fit in and everything.
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No. You're not doing this. What do you
mean? No. There's no way. You in
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Are you kidding me? You can't even clean
your room, Tyler.
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What are you talking about?
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It's like social norm is to go to
college.
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Yeah, but. You get a better education.
What do you mean? No.
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group of good community college right
down the street. You can just live here,
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keep your part -time job.
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That's the right move to me.
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There's no girls at JCP's. Okay.
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There are tons of girls everywhere.
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You're exaggerating. No, no, no. The
whole college experience is me going
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somewhere away from home. No. Far, far,
far away from home. No. I never see the
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people I live with and I can't have fun.
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with your deadbeat dad?
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Think about all the experiences I'm
going to have in this house. Oh, Tyler,
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can't do this to me. I know, and I
really love you as my mom, but... I love
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too. You're my young boy.
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I know, but think about all the
experiences I'm going to have.
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Come here, Tyler.
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Come here, Tyler. Let me show you
something.
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I think I have a solution to your girls'
argument right here.
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Oh, why did you do that? Don't you think
I have that solution right here?
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I know, I know, but you can call me
mommy, okay?
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And mommies do anything for their young
boys.
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They don't have boobies like these,
honey.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, there you go.
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Good boy.
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There you go.
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Yeah, that was good.
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That's all I can call it.
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You're getting up like every day.
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No, you really don't.
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What? No, they just don't have these in
college.
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These are grown mommy boobs.
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Well, there's some girls that have boobs
like that, and I'm sure of it.
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No, no, no, no.
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Honey, you're never going to get girls
talking that much in college, okay?
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Okay.
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Be quiet for mommy.
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And I'm going to tell you what you'd be
missing, okay?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no.
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Oh,
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yes. Oh,
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yes.
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Anything for my young man to stay home
with you.
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I'm so done. So stiff and lousy.
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You know what mommy wants from you,
right?
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What? I think you can do that for me.
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What do you want?
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Give mommy some calm in her mouth,
please.
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What? Really? Please, please, honey.
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Why don't you just keep doing that?
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oh my god
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No. You're not going to get anything
like that in college, honey. You really
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should reconsider, okay?
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Yeah,
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I'm going to go to Alex's house. Yeah,
go to Alex and think about it, okay?
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Okay. Bye.
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Okay,
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bye. Bye, honey.
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Say bye -bye, honey.
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Bye, honey.
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Hey.
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Hey, Kiki. What's up?
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I'm good. How are you, Natasha?
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Oh, um, I mean, I'm pretty good. I'm
just kind of, I don't know, I'm kind of
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turning my wheels about the boys going
off to college.
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I know. I mean, I know I'm just Alex's
stepmom, but I'm going to miss that
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little fucker. I know. I'm going to miss
Tyler so much. And I'm just his
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stepmom, too, but I just can't think
about a whole day going by without him.
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I know. I mean, it's not like they can
clean up after themselves or anything.
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Like, what's their room going to look
like? Oh, my God. Tyler's probably
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His clothes are, like, constantly all
over his room. He doesn't know how to
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anything away. He doesn't even know how
to cook either. So, I really don't know
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how they're going to survive in college.
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Right? And on top of that, do you have
to remind him to shower? Because, oh, my
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God. Alex, forget.
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Yes, I have to tell Tyler every single
day, too. It's like I am his mom or
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something. It's like, and he thinks
he's... Just going to go off and live
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somewhere else? Like, no way.
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I mean, their dorm rooms are going to be
disgusting.
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Mm -hmm.
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So disgusting. Like, stinky and
everything.
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I really don't think we should let them
go.
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Yeah, I think we should come up with a
plan. I mean, there's got to be
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we can bribe them with, right?
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Um, I mean, yeah, probably. But what?
Like, what do teenage boys like?
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Uh, boobs and video games?
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Yes. They do like boobs.
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Maybe we could...
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Do this in person.
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I think so, too. Yeah. Like, why don't
you come over?
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Okay. I'll come over right now. All
right. See you in a little bit. Okay.
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All right. Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey. Hey, man.
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How's it going?
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Good. Yeah.
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How was your day?
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You know, kind of the same as yours.
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Good. You know, just good.
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Did you do anything?
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I mean, I cleaned my room.
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What?
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What? Did you say your mom's not your
dick?
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That'd be weird.
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Well,
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I mean, because... Yeah,
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well,
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the reason I say it might not be weird
is because...
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And, you know, maybe it happened with
me, too.
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What? Yeah. Maybe my mom, you know. Your
mom sucked your dick?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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My mom sucked my dick, too. Dude! Okay,
what the fuck? Dude!
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What the?
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I don't know what the fuck happened.
Yeah, exactly. She, like, she came into
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room. I told her about college.
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Yeah. She kind of was like, oh, you
know, I don't want you to go away. You
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is there anything? What the fuck?
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Exactly.
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And I'm like, dude, you don't let me
have girls over.
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And she's like, well, I'm a girl.
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And then she sucked my dick.
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I was talking about going to college and
how many, like, girls all of a sudden,
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she's like, just come over here and,
like, you know, you're like, wait a
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we could do something.
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Who the fuck? I know.
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I don't even. It was crazy. I don't even
like debating whether or not you're
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going to fucking go to college now.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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They wanted to stay. I fucked up my
whole head, but then, like, a few
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whatever happened.
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Exactly, exactly.
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They have way too much power. This is
insane.
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Yeah. I'm a little blowjob. All of a
sudden, I'm recalculating everything I
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to do with my life. Right? And plus,
like, her tits. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, they're fucking amazing.
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I know. I don't know. They're just mom's
tits.
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I mean, I don't blame you. I don't blame
you.
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My mom's tits are shit.
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That tits are out of this world.
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Hell yeah.
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Hey.
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How's it going?
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Good. How are you?
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Oh, I'm just visiting. Just hanging out.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot. Okay.
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Are you okay, honey? No, I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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I'm just, you know, I wasn't expecting
anything.
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What were you guys talking about? Yeah.
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Oh, um... Were you guys talking about
college again?
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Yeah, yeah, about college.
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You know, the schoolwork and stuff. You
know, we were thinking about it, and
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we... We maybe shouldn't have gotten so
upset about you boys going off to
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college. Yeah, maybe we were a little
hasty in trying to stop you.
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You know what?
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We didn't mind at all.
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We understand and we fully get why you
guys maybe did that. You know,
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you actually kind of encouraged us to
maybe change our minds. Yeah, yeah,
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exactly. I mean, being at home.
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with, you know, you and mom. Well, I
mean, you guys can, obviously you guys
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always going to come visit, and we don't
want to stop you from growing.
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Yeah. I mean, well, you know, we had a
great time in our college years. I mean,
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we just had so much fun. We were pretty
wild ourselves, you know. Yeah, we were
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pretty wild. We had a lot of fun
together.
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you guys have that right yeah i know
what you want to do over there pretty
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what we did yeah right let's have fun
you know lots of fun lots of studying
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know it's all about the girls and we do
that too i mean we let girls yeah that's
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how we met we've roomed together
sometimes and we just you know
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Hi. Well, so, um, we were thinking that
it might be a
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good idea to, uh, send you guys off with
a, uh, little present.
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Sort of congratulations.
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A bang, maybe?
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Don't forget your money.
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Oh, yeah. Right on, right?
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You're not going to push it anymore, are
you?
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I think maybe you should start here.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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my
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God. Dude.
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Your mom's not even wearing underwear.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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There you go. There you go.
322
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oh fuck
323
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah.
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00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:54,970
Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
328
00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:10,810
Oh, dude, your mom can really suck dick.
329
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Oh, my
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goodness.
331
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Oh my God.
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Oh shit.
333
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,560
Oh my god.
334
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,340
No, you're cheating.
335
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,360
Come here I'm sliding under you
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Have fun too!
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00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,880
Yeah. Oh, there we go.
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00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:49,840
Wow, that was crazy.
339
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I know, right?
340
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,380
Yeah. What else?
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Do I know?
342
00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:57,760
Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right.
Let's do it.
343
00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,590
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Show Mommy how to ride a couple.
345
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Right. Mom!
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00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:17,270
That's right.
347
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,350
Oh, I think she wants to hug you like
that.
348
00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:11,220
Keep going, huh?
349
00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:14,130
Yeah. Yeah.
350
00:45:18,130 --> 00:45:19,470
Yeah.
351
00:46:00,939 --> 00:46:04,180
I'm really good.
352
00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:27,520
Yeah, okay.
353
00:50:33,370 --> 00:50:34,690
Yes. Yes.
354
00:51:34,279 --> 00:51:36,120
Why did you get all that on me this
time?
355
00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:40,580
Oh boy.
356
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,680
Here we go.
357
00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:08,580
Fuck!
358
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:12,620
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
359
00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:49,890
Oh, fuck. I feel like I'm gonna cum for
you soon. You're gonna cum?
360
00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:51,310
Yeah.
361
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:55,930
Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna cum in my
mouth, son?
362
00:52:56,190 --> 00:52:58,750
Yeah, I'm gonna do cum in my mouth.
363
00:52:59,450 --> 00:53:01,250
Yeah, put it right down my throat.
364
00:53:02,950 --> 00:53:04,110
Oh, yeah. Oh,
365
00:53:06,570 --> 00:53:12,070
my God, you're cumming in my face. Yeah.
366
00:53:12,410 --> 00:53:13,410
Yeah.
367
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,380
Stick your faces together. Oh, yeah. Oh,
368
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,120
fuck.
369
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:26,640
Oh, my
370
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,820
God.
371
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,600
Oh,
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fuck.
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00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:40,760
Oh, God damn.
374
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:42,500
Oh, fuck.
375
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,100
Good job, boys.
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That's how we send you off to college.
Yes, definitely.
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00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:53,080
Now you guys know exactly what to do.
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