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Dinner's ready, Joshy.
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Be right there.
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Here, baby.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Did you see a new family moved in next
door?
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Oh, yeah.
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The mom's very elegant.
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They must be European.
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Mm -hmm.
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Ew. Joshy, I don't know why you like
these horror movies. It's gross.
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What? They're cool.
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What the fuck?
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Mom, mom, mom, mom.
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Joshy, baby, what's wrong?
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The neighbors, the neighbor, he was
dragging a body across the yard.
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Sweetie, you've got to stop with the
horror movies.
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Mom, I swear, he was dragging a body
across the yard.
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Josh. What if they're serial killers or
vampires?
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Sweetie, you're being ridiculous.
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No, no. You know what we should do? We
should go next door and introduce
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ourselves and welcome them to the
neighborhood.
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No, no, no. We can't do that.
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What if they eat us? No, we're doing it
right now. Come on.
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Mom, mom, they're crazy.
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My stepmom was right. I do watch a lot
of horror movies.
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But I know what I saw.
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That kid was dragging a body across the
yard.
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What else could it have been?
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They're so weird and crazy.
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Sweetie, it's not a big deal. Let's just
go over there and say hi. There's
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something up with them.
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That's so weird. We were just coming to
introduce ourselves to you.
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Mom, I told you, don't let them in.
They're vampires.
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Joshie, don't be rude. I'm sorry. This
is my stepson, Josh. He's so rude.
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Why don't you guys come in?
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Lucky, my stepson and I just needed a
break from our ancestral home in
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Transylvania. You know, those old homes
can get quite drafty.
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So I decided on California.
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Yes, the California sun is not the best.
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But the desert nights, they're glorious.
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And the Californians, they're not as
fake as you would think.
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Thank you.
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Stupid. Please, honey, don't be rude.
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We were just coming to introduce
ourselves. Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Mom, I know what I saw.
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Honey, please.
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It's so funny.
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My son thinks he saw your son.
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I know what I saw, Mom.
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And what was that, dear?
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He was dragging a body across the yard.
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He wasn't wrong.
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Clean up the bitch when your stepmom's a
vampire.
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Especially one as old and powerful as
she is.
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You really have to stop at the horror
movies, baby.
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So silly.
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Boys, might you give Katie and I a
moment alone together?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, Joshy, why don't you go show him
your bedroom?
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Fine, whatever.
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Come on. Have fun, boys.
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Corpses?
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Vampires? In California?
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I mean, I just thought Joshy was all
hyped up on his horror movies.
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How was I supposed to know he was right?
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I just thought they were European.
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Well, it's so nice to meet you. It's
amazing how... Someone so classy in the
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neighborhood. Come on.
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Her and her son smelled delicious.
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Self -control?
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It's not my strongest attribute.
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Okay, look, dude. Just admit it. You
guys are vampires, aren't you?
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Yeah. What?
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Come in, come in, sit down.
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I didn't actually get your name.
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Oh, my name is Reagan.
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Reagan. Oh, what a beautiful name. It's
so nice to meet you. You're going to
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love the neighborhood.
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Oh, yes. Do you play bridge?
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Mahjong?
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Oh. Well, we have a lot of game nights
because, you know, the suburbs.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Does it matter?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, my.
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Wow, you're just, you're so glamorous.
This is, like, beautiful.
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Oh. You're so pretty.
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Well, thank you.
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Wow, you're, you're very friendly.
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Oh, dear. It's old world custom.
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Old world custom?
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It's how we greet our new neighbors.
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Yes. It's European.
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Oh.
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Well, Reagan was friendly.
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Maybe too friendly.
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But she just seemed so cool, so I just
went with it.
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Oh. Wow.
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It feels European.
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How does that feel?
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No. Your mom's a vampire!
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Yeah.
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What'd you do to my mom?
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Now, Joshua, I'm sure that my stepson
told you
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who I am.
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Yeah? You're a vampire.
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Lucky.
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Yes, ma
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'am.
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Take care of her?
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What do you mean, take care of her?
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I don't think I want to look at my mom.
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No, I want you to.
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It's okay, Joshy.
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Just go with it.
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That's a little weird.
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I don't think I want to watch my mom
make out with somebody.
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a good boy, Josh. You need to listen to
her.
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This one's a good one, Mommy.
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I don't think I should watch my mom do
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that.
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You better listen, baby.
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Be a good boy.
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Watch your mom as you run by.
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Good boy, Joshy.
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Good boy, just like that.
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Yeah, Josh is getting into it, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, just like that.
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Oh,
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yeah, get it, get it, get it.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, there you go.
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Yeah.
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Like that. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck me like that.
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Watch me get fucked, Joshy.
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You know, I think maybe we should let
Miss Katie try
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her son's cock.
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What?
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I think you've seen enough, Joshua.
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And now I think you can try it on your
mom.
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Do you know what to do, baby?
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On my mom?
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So is this, like, okay, Mom?
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Yes, baby, give it to me.
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Oh, give it to me.
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Oh,
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Mommy needs it so bad.
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Yes. Please.
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Yes.
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Right there.
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Right there.
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Oh, yes, baby.
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I'll give it to you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Good job, baby.
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You're doing it right.
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Look at you. Oh, good boy.
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Give it to mommy like that.
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Good boy.
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Good job.
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Good job, baby.
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Just like that.
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Give it some mommy.
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That's so good, Mommy.
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That's so good, Tashi.
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Give it to me.
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Yes, baby.
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Yes, like that. Good boy. Good boy.
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Mommy, come.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes
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Yes, baby, yes. I just want to make you
proud. Oh, yes, baby.
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You're doing so good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
192
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
193
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
196
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, good boy. Good boy. You should take
that.
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Oh, yeah.
199
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You're so hard, baby.
200
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Oh, good. Oh, baby.
201
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Oh, yeah. Get it. Get it. Oh, yes, baby.
202
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Mommy's like that.
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Good boy.
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You like that, Mom? Get it, Joshie. Get
it.
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Oh.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Yes, baby, give it to me. Good boy.
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Fuck mommy like that.
210
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Just like that.
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Oh, yes, baby, yes. Get it.
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Oh, right there.
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Right there.
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Just like that.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah, give it to me.
218
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Give it to me, baby, please. I want it
so bad.
219
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Good boy. Good boy. Fuck mommy like
that.
220
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Fuck mommy like that when your heart
ticked me.
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I can't
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believe
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we're doing this, mom.
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Oh, yes, baby. It feels so good.
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Yes.
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Get it, Joshy.
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Oh, baby.
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Fuck me like that, baby.
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Oh, good job, baby.
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Give it to me like that.
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Good boy.
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Just like that.
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Oh, good boy.
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Give it to me.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, feed mommy, baby.
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Oh, I need it so bad.
240
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Give it to me.
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Put it all over me.
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Oh, give it to me.
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Oh, yeah, give it to me.
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Oh, give it to mommy.
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Good boy.
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Good boy, Toshi.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh,
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what a big boy.
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You're the best mom ever.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Oh,
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you're a fast learner.
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Now you know how to take care of your
mom, don't you, Josh?
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Good boy.
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Then Halveen broke into my house.
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I was finally able to find Reg and
Blair.
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So now...
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Sadly for him, he's about to become my
new sex life.
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Van Helsing, come and see you.
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Look right into my eyes.
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