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Oh, my God. I haven't seen you forever.

I know.

Oh, my gosh. When was it? The last time we last saw each other, we were still

married. I know. We were completely different people.

Tell me about it. It seems like a different lifetime.

Yeah. Oh, I could not agree more. I could not agree more.

Like, my stepson is so high energy. I don't even know what to do with him.

You are...

Preaching to the choir right now. Life's just been so hectic. I mean, I didn't

realize helping and taking care of my stepson, Lucas, that I wouldn't have any

time for myself.

I know. They're so high energy. Coming from a sexless marriage.

I'm horny 24 -7. Yes. Like even touching myself, I'm like, whoo. And then Lucas

will come in. I'm like, oh my God, so have I.

I don't even have a reference point to the last time I've had sex. I mean, self

-warning. It's sexless marriage.

And then now I'm hungry. Like, I'm on the prowl. But speaking of boys, I

what trouble they're getting into.

Where are they? Oh, my God.

There must be some ruckus going around somewhere around here.

Oh, I'm going to fucking take you, motherfucker, down.

Take you, man. You're done.

Are you okay?

Oh my gosh, what are you guys doing?

You guys, knock it off.

No, stop.

We're just having a go fight here.

In the house?

Yeah, why not?

Because that's acceptable.

No, the floor is soaking wet. Look at all this snow.

We'll clean it up later.

No, this is unacceptable.

It's not okay.

You guys go.

To your room. No. Guys!

Are you okay?

Oh my gosh. No, you guys, stop.

It's on.

That's not okay. Stop it. No, put the snowman down!

You guys are done. You thought the snowman was on my mom?

No! I'll take you on.

What? Nikki, you guys, stop.

Come over here. You guys both get over here. Why? You guys are soaking wet.

Come over here.

We'll clean it up later. It's not that bad. No, look here. No, look!

You're soaking wet. Mom, I know I'm soaking wet. And I do.

Oh, my God. Look at your scarf. You're soaking wet. You need to take this off.

No, it gets wet.

It gets wet. And your pants are all wet, too. What are you... Did you think it

was going to be you?

What are you doing?

Our friends are here.

Oh my God, look at your sweater.

You need to take this off. Why?

Because you're going to get sick.

I'm not going to get sick. I mean, if you're embarrassed by this, not that

been seeing anything, I could have someone else help you because clearly

need help.

All right, sure. Do you want me to help?

If you can, if you don't mind. Okay, yeah, you help him.

What? I don't need help. Take it off. Take it off?

Let's take this off first. It's not like I've never seen it before. Yeah? It's

okay. Why?

Oh, please. I'm ready for how long? Oh, come on. Yeah, it's so wet. Kind of

embarrassing. I mean, really? It really was.

Yeah. Like, you're going to get wet. Of course. I mean, the snow.

Yeah, but it's so wet.

I was thinking about having a fall fight. And then not the after? Well,

right there. I'm going to get a towel. No.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Do you mind grabbing me a towel, too?

Fucking wet.

I'm going to dry you off.

Okay, thanks for cleaning me.

I appreciate that. I'm trying to act like I'm a kid or something. You act

kid. I'm not.

You kind of are.

I appreciate the lack of overreaction by both of you.

You never learn.

What were you guys thinking?

Trying to have a good time.

A good time getting the house filthy.

All the snow is in the house now.

Unbelievable.

Playing in the snow.

Without thinking of repercussions?

Just super humiliating.

Well, we have to clean it up.

You're such a bad boy. I can't believe you did that. I'm sorry.

I wasn't thinking about the consequences.

Yeah, when you're sick and you can't go to school, then you're definitely not

going to be thinking.

Yeah, you're right. I should think more.

Yeah, you should.

I'm not going to be sick.

You boys go upstairs right now and take a hot shower. Yeah, you go upstairs.

Yeah, go upstairs and take a hot bath.

Okay. You're going to get sick.

Oh, gosh.

Can you believe this? No, I can't believe that just happened. Oh, my God.

Like, the living room is destroyed. It looks like a winter wonderland in here

and not in a good way.

They're going to clean it up.

Okay. I have to tell you something, but you promised not to get mad at me. What

did you do?

I was getting really turned on when I was drying Nikki off.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Please don't hate me. I'm not going to say anything, but you're so... Oh, my

God. Are we bad?

Is your husband, like, that big?

I wouldn't know. It's been... It was forever.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God. We can't speak of this to anybody.

No, this stays between you and us. Oh, my God.

Well, let's get this all cleaned up before it starts melting and becomes a

danger. Yeah, let's do it.

There's, like, no foreseeable way to get warm.

Because, speaking of frozen stiff.

Huh? Bro, did you see how your mom was, you know.

Dude, your mom was fucking me, asshole.

No, man, no. She just wanted me, man. I was gonna ask, has it been a while since

your mom had gotten any? Because she was looking at me like I was fucking cotton

candy. I don't think it's your mom.

Wanted to fuck me so bad, man. She was looking at me. She wanted me to give her

a big pipe, man.

My mom doesn't fuck deer. She's a thing.

Well, she was looking at me, man.

She wanted me.

Fuck you. She wanted the... You know what?

It's fucking cold.

You know what? I'm going to call your mom over here to warm me up with her

vagina. Dude, I'm going to stretch your mom out so hard, man.

How do you feel about that? Dude, she's...

She's going to keep coming back, and I'm going to put a fucking ring on that

finger now. Fuck you.

Are you cold?

You wouldn't get sick.

Are you really cold?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow. Honey, here, let's check your temperature.

Here, here.

Open, open.

You definitely are right. Oh, my gosh.

My gosh, we told you guys. Here, we brought some medicine. Drink it, okay.

Go on.

Drink it up.

Thank you.

What's up? You want a little bit of it?

There.

It tastes like gummy bear.

Yeah. Good.

They still seem pretty warm to me. I mean, at least the lupus does.

I think I heard once that a doctor said that skin -to -skin contact, it makes

them warm up faster.

I think I heard that, too. Yeah, like your body contact.

Body heat. Body heat. Yeah.

Okay,

let's do that.

Yeah, we're going to jump in a bed and help you guys get better.

I think my body's putting up enough.

I think I'm good.

No, honey, it's okay.

It's fine.

It's not as if you haven't seen a girl.

It's not a big deal.

No,

it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.

Oh, my God. I don't think we should be telling this.

It's the last.

It's okay.

Are you warm now?

Yeah, I'm pretty warm.

Yeah? I'm pretty warm now. I'm getting warmer. Really warm. Yeah, I'm getting

warmer. So, so warm.

I'm warming from starting June to the end of this month. What do you mean?

It's okay.

It's so cold now. It's getting closer.

Yeah. It's that body heat.

Yeah. Body heat.

It feels really cool. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty hot. It's okay. I think

I'm good now. I think I'm warm now.

Yeah.

You're still shivering.

I'm not shivering. I'm not shivering.

I'm still shivering.

It's okay.

I think we should switch. Yeah. Yeah. You want to switch? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Switch. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, Kate.

This is Kate.

You want to warm me up?

Yeah, come here.

You want to warm me up?

Yeah.

Are you feeling better now? Of course.

We don't want you to get sick.

I don't want to be sick.

No, absolutely.

I think you need to really just work on it. Yeah.

Take them.

It's fine now.

They're getting a lot better right now. Yeah, they feel better. They feel

better.

Yeah, that's all you need.

Oh, I've got some stuff on my neck.

Ah.

You're going to take care of it, okay?

Yeah.

That's what I care for.

Oh yeah,

more to come up again?

I think I need you to warm your mouth Is that what

you mean?

I can do that

Yeah, I think we're gonna get a lot more more students

Does all of this look like a good job?

She is. Oh, man, she is.

Your mom's not mad at all.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Wow.

I didn't know the thick was really healthy human.

It's good.

Do you feel better?

So much better.

I could choke on my son's cock all day long Please chuckle my cock all day

long.

It's really good that you can chuckle my cock all day long because I'm probably

going to go back out in the snow and I get sick really often. So I need a whole

lot of healing.

I don't need your healer.

Please.

Please.

Oh my God.

I want to get more signal.

Oh God.

Yeah, I feel like I don't.

I didn't know your mom would do it with her hands.

Your mom is fucking amazing now.

I have a weird request.

What? Can I take my first cock?

Yes.

100 % bro more endorsement of all fights more endorsement of all fights

oh my god oh my god

Oh my god.

Oh, you look so good singing that day.

Yeah.

Is that hot?

Yeah.

Ah,

it sure does.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. I love each other like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, your son really

knows how to lick pussy.

Wow. He licks pussy pretty good, too.

Oh, yeah?

Let's get a suss drive from mom.

Good boy.

Yeah.

See I told you.

I'm a psycho.

I'm gonna get fucked now.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, why are you doing that?