Original subtitles

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01 you're tracking well request you

correct a 29er Nancy at checkpoint Alpha

I copy catiana correct a 29er Nancy at

checkpoint Alpha uh shotgun par my

thinking but that's not exactly our

neighborhood bird 01 to bird 02 just do

what the man said spoken like a true

Milkman Captain shotgun

bir 01 bir 02 approaching checkpoint

Alpha execute 40° turn Roger shotgun

executing four z degre turn

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Radar's clear no aircraft in sector now

you're talking my language shotgun

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I I suggest you get out of autopilot and

start pulling some G's here I think I

know my way around the continent to come

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come on D is that all you got let's see

if the great warrior can hit a moving

Target anytime

anytime there's in a barn big enough yet

then you can hide behind I'm very

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smart I'm on you six buddy do you want

regular or

premium hold still you're mine you're

mine

buddy just take it like a

man come on ha hold

still hold still that's a negative

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where the hell did you

go better check your 60 Carlo I got

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you

smile

smile guns guns guns guns guns you're

dead De Carlo

yeah you got lucky that's all yeah right

the harder I work the luckier I

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get what the hell's going on

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well well well get out the cars looks

like we got enough for a poker

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game taana control bird 01 taana control

bird 01

over re your bird 01 we are being

pursued by hostile aircraft request

orders over do not engage repeat do not

engage maintain

course Roger

man I hate that noise bird 01 bird 02

hold to course bearing 23 off of

checkpoint Baker come on shotgun let's

do

something1 we have a good signature on

it continue to maintain

Roger look like these guys are screwing

around does it steady snake shotgun I

don't like the feel of this

steady on these guys are serious I

getting

close steady

Snak going ballistic 01 do not engage

repeat do not engage maintain negative

Carlo negative come on shotgun let's

fire some ordinance on these guys

maintain Wing to Wing we're over

international waters there's no way

they're going to attack shotgun you

better be right cuz there's one coming

right up our six

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jeez look at that crazy son of a

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[ __ ] let's go home

snake I know you would have liked

nothing more than to blown those

[ __ ] out of the St

I think I can explain but they would

like nothing more than to provoke an

international incident I mean anything

to fuel their propaganda War Sir our job

is to deny them that opportunity sir

that Mirage came 6 Ines from shearing

off my wing tip De Carlo I don't care if

the guy came knocked on your door and

asked to take your sister to a

Convention of Hell's Angels until he

actually opens fire we to avoid any

provoca of action or

reaction Captain Watkins would you

please explain to Captain Dar Carlo how

we do things around here by the book sir

by the book now are we on the same

frequency Captain yes sir it's

good I get your sorry face out of my

sight need your attention not you

Captain

Watkins sir

Convention of Hell's

Angels public affairs needs a pilot to

serve as the technical adviser on a

movie look you're the only flyer I've

got on this base that I know won't

embarrass the Squadron sounds like a

ground assignment sir report to Major

good in the PA's

office major anything wrong

captain no

sir dismissed

here it is all right sweetheart major

excuse me major this is authorization

from the highest level whoa you got a

lot of legs

there go ahead read it read it all

right Paul Watkins Paul Watkins good old

Paul Watkins who the hell is he I don't

know but all I'm telling you you help us

out on this one sweetheart and it could

really be big for you I'm serious about

that really really really big

okay come in come in major

you wanted to see me yes Captain

Watkins I'd like you to meet Mitchell

Burton how you doing kid how you doing

put it right there I'm Tom Slade's

personal manager how you doing fine

good Tom Slade Tom Slade the actor well

let's not push him but I mean it's Tom

slay the star huh the sensation

hello are you uh silent but deadly D for

danger lightning

strikes lightning strikes again oh these

are movies movies right there I've seen

that one I think you think that's good

I

yes

there's let me let me tell

you he is perfect yes I it's a haircut

though you know absolutely perfect you

want to know why because Tom wants

somebody that's not a Hollywood type see

I mean look at him standing there you I

mean come on come on is this hold it

hold

it you ever see one of these little

things

yo hello Tommy Tom oh whoa whoa let me

talk to you let me talk to you can you

hold on one second yeah we got dinner

tonight now at 6:00 all right 18 1900 I

never come this military things so

yeah no let me tell you something no I

mean this I'm talking you're going to

love this cuz I'm talking serious

reality

here yeah okay

sure well let me explain it to you all

right

uhhuh what the hell was that Tom Slade

starring is a fighter pilot in his next

movie and you were going to show him the

ropes I'm not a babysit now come on

what's this really about I thought you'd

be thrilled you seem thrilled enough for

both of us isn't there anything I can do

to get out of this it's just for a

couple of weeks yeah but Lauren I should

be flying for those weeks please don't

make me pull rank oh I would never do

that major actually I'm very flattered

that you uh chose me for this assignment

hold it

mister I didn't ask for you to be

assigned to this

detail as usual someone upstairs is

under the false impression that you're

qualified yeah as a pilot

you'll meet slate at dinner

tonight and after

dinner

Paul we've been all over this we had fun

back at

Subic but I I can't do that anymore I

I've got to be

realistic all right Captain is that an

order let's just say it's against

regulations my

regulations yes sir

major Lauren I hate this already read it

this afternoon we have dinner with Slade

in the mess hall at 1800

hours

dismissed luckily the truck that hit him

was a blood mobile

he's late isn't he yeah maybe he won't

show hey hey shotgun heard you guys had

a close call today huh missed us by at

least 6 in yeah that means your dick had

5 in to

[Laughter]

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spare that's Tom play

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can't believe it that's

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him like Oh I'm a big fan years you do

great stuff

yes that's all right honey that's all

right that's

it he's a good kid isn't he all right my

kid glad sign autog you just bring them

over the table after dinner all right

then we'll all right here we

go how you doing my friend

that's Tom this is the man I was telling

you about Captain Paul Watkins Captain

meet Tom Slade I don't believe we've met

have

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we I'm sleep Captain Paul Watkins nice

to meet you Danny De Carlo they call me

the snake excuse me hey I'm just want to

say I'm a big fan of yours and I really

think you do great movies that one

silent but deadly that's one alltime oh

hang on a second okay watch

this your lunch is ready sir

that's good how do you guys come up with

scenes like that you we pay

screenwriters to do that does everybody

want to sit down you want to sit down

Tommy here we go come on honey everybody

sit here we go yeah sit down uh have a

seat can I get you something to eat you

want the what do you want let me I'll

surprise you I tell you with hang on

that's a good idea there we go I need a

chair honey can I use this you mind nice

hir all right here we go that's it there

we go we're all sitting down this is

good this is real good it's good

Captain Watkins was top of his class at

the Academy then fighter weapons school

at

Nellis then Edwards where no Paul can I

call you Paul of course you can call him

Paul he's Paul

Paul I'm very excited about this

part you see I want to get under the

skin of the fighter jock

manal you know the

machismo the warrior ethos mixing up

with a a dog fight at 20,000 ft putting

your life on the line every day you know

what I mean mhm I was thinking it must

require such incredible dedication such

intense concentration and that's what I

need to get a handle

on you know

acting involves a lot of self-sacrifice

too I mean you have to triumph over your

own ego in order to do the job right

there's a lot of Mr Slade Tom okay Tom

uh you're not allowed to smoke indoors

regulations

MIT

uh uh uh listen do uh do you have that

script have you had a chance to uh have

you had have you had a chance to read it

all yes yes I have so so what you think

yeah what well there are a few uh

technical inaccuracies little problems

really but overall what do you think of

it

overall um who cares what I think I'm

not a Critic really Mitch and correct me

if I'm wrong but everyone is a Critic

everyone everyone is a

Critic okay well you know in the in the

last scene uh a MIG is hit your hero's

playing with a heat seeker right his

body's riddled with bullets the plane is

going down you know the eject lever

isn't working and listen to what this

guy

is I'm not going to make it I'm going

down tell the boys not to worry about me

I'll be flying higher than I ever flew

before straight into the

sun that's John

Wayne are you suggesting it's not that

realistic supposed to have a you know a

u Mythic quality my quity Mythic I don't

think Captain Watkins is suggesting

there's any what would you say under

those circumstances well I I guess it's

okay for your movie you know no what

would you say really if I was going to

die my Jets going down something more

like

uh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] all right Captain pardon

me no I like that I like

that pencil that in Mitch pencil that in

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you want want me to

pencil in [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah okay got

it excuse me wasn't exactly sure what

you wanted so I just got a little bit of

everything

here thank you Captain yeah

sure well oh where was I uh Tommy uh I

mean he was when he prepared for the

movie flames of Fury he rode in a fir

truck for how long three three three

three months three months right 3 months

see I deal in experiences Paul I find

that thorough research and finding the

right role model is the

key yo yeah do you know what we should

uh we should really get going Tom Hunter

so uh shall we go General huh I'll lead

the way here we go all right well Paul

it's going to be great working with

you oh regulations

should be an

experience 3 months I've seen all his

movies yeah I wonder if it's true what

they say about I like him he's lowkey

but with a quiet intensity it's good he

a lot younger than I expected it's

exactly what I

expected [ __ ] him [ __ ] him just [ __ ] him

right hold on Morning Captain morning

sir

listen I just want to say what he's

going to say to you all right no no let

that little prick do what he wants to do

right huh yeah hold on what we really

should be going sir all right all right

all right yeah I'm going to have to call

you back no you're right you're right

[ __ ] him right bye mom kiss

kiss Bye

Mom oh dear you

know I got to ask you a favor I really

do about uh Tommy

you know I I know he's hard to take at

times but he can be a real sweetheart I

mean you learn to love him you really

well I just don't want him

to do anything too stupid you know what

I mean I understand you're beautiful I

love you hey come on it's a fig spee all

right hey uh you coming to our party

tonight huh yes you got anything else to

wear besides this stuff no I mean

something alive right

anything you look up open

Works morning what time is it

0800 0800 you guys really talk like that

yes give me a

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sec bu cover for the whole Mediterranean

from here that's South Europe North

Africa in the Persian

Gulf we fly the F-16 Falcon which faded

out the old F4 Phantom

sir wait wait wait hold it how'd you do

that what the salute is there some

special thing with the number of fingers

you use like Air Force supposed to Army

or

whatever salute it's a

salute okay I'm getting a feeling now

feeling feeling congratulations thanks

listen Paul I need to know what it feels

like to sit in one of these f14s 16 16

whatever I'm not good with numbers I got

to count on for numbers can we do this

tell them that's not so

easy here it comes all right baby come

on let's go I got you come on here baby

come

on not bad got not bad he's doing great

I'm never seen anybody get the hang of

this so quickly don't get carried away

that was a lucky shot yeah let's see

what he can do

then come on come on baby here we go

here we go got to bring some to get some

come on throw me a curve now huh got

[Applause]

you I don't believe it

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woo you I've always had extremely good

hand eye coordination I mean after all

flying these airpl is an awful lot like

uh a high-tech video game isn't it well

there's a little more to it than that

right yeah know I think what I need to

do then is to fly to get up there and

see what it's really like they'll never

give you authorization to do that Mr

Slate

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right uh we're about to see the

debriefing room and flight control

that's the

F14

F18

still

fighter morning

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hey you guys going up today uh just a

routine milk run we sure going to miss

you up there Captain shotgun just keep

your hand on the stick hey your collar

wolf yeah fix your collar wolf gentlemen

don't forget the fighter Pilot's code

when in doubt whip it out take it easy

up there

man take it easy up there man take it

easy easy up there

man

shot that was good but we don't salute

indoors can't do much indoors huh so the

patter that's pretty common among Pilots

I mean it must release tension you know

staying on the offensive like that

locking horns all the time the manly

Banner the double on tandas all the

stuff about penises I can use it I can

use

it let's look at this it's called the

altitude chamber good morning

Sergeant well hello it's a pleasure the

sergeant can lower the air pressure and

oxygen content to simulate the

environment a pilot will find himself in

with

fly you're a powerful young lady you

have no

idea uh the danger is

aoxa oxygen deprivation lightheadedness

disorientation sounds uh exciting it can

be it kills

Pilots well can we give it a

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shot you sure you want to do this now

yeah be good experience for the

roll okay she's lowering the oxygen

level to what we'd be breathing at

35,000 ft that's SL what's this it's

called the hypoxia worksheet so a bunch

of simple questions if you can't answer

them is an indication that you're

starting to be affected and when that

happens just take a hit off the oxygen

mask most people can't last a minute

over 20,000 ft besides light headedness

other symptoms are giddiness Euphoria

visual fixations it's like being drunk

be careful they come up fast uh Sergeant

uh

he's starting to feel you

no the body starts to release pent up

gases at this

pressure I'll say who squeeze

cheese all right what's your mother's

name Myra it's a simple one how many

three cent stamps in a dozen 12

no fair you've done this

before all right here's one for you if a

rooster lays three eggs in an hour how

many does it lay in a day 48 72 roers

don't lay eggs

dummy that's funny s

you're not feeling anything nothing

nothing

[Laughter]

no oh is it supposed to have

started what are you hung

excuse me

Mr Slade must you watch

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everything this is fabulous you know the

amazing thing is these are the

camels you're acrobats in the circus

really you got beautiful tents oh I like

your

tents well we got

a and then

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moving cocktails I tell you that I fly

just for a living knowly dangerous work

return they go

me why do you invite us here maybe he's

just a nice guy oh so you like him now

who wouldn't besides what do you care

what do you mean Lauren nothing's

changed Paul what needs to change your

priorities there are only three things

that are important to you your planes

your buddies your

planes I don't play third string Lauren

Paul so glad you can make it

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hi didn't think I was going to kiss you

did you

Paul let me get a look at you too huh

you look

great well I guess all this merry making

must seem like a big waste of time to

you right Paul I'm sure you got more

important things on your mind

huh well she looks like she's ready to

dance shall we absolutely

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you're too tight you need to learn how

to

relax I mean remember the fighter

Pilot's code screw the rules they're

more important things in

life you know what it is that really

gets me about

BL he's good at

everything you know he doesn't even have

to

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try hey what you say we get out of here

huh

uh hey have you seen

hard that was a wonderful party thank

you glad you

enjoy people like Slade should be set on

fire you know I can't even hate the guy

because he doesn't know how much of an

[ __ ] he

is I'd love to just see him lose once

you know what I

mean you say yeah thank you gra

you thanks

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so how are you and Paul getting

along great I mean uh the guy no

intellectual heavyweight but I'm

learning a

lot you know it's so refreshing to be

with someone who's obviously never been

in

therapy look maybe I better

go get some

sleep well it's late and I

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Tom this is not a good

idea

I I really got to

go I have to go

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oh

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boy what's going on here what is this

turn it off

man all right everybody out of there on

take it easy I think I know what the

problem is

hey what's going on shotgun relax I got

it I got

it

boy

in slave you've been smoking in

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bed you

that I'm having a little problem with my

smoke

alarm sorry about

that come on I'm going back back to

that don't go yet get out I have

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to oh boy just a little smoke no

problem you getting hot in

here good night

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uh no sir uh yeah it was a false alarm

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oh Paul you're early aren't

you 0800

already okay give me a

sec hey shotgun check it out got my

silver bars what's that mean promotional

Lieutenant I want you to put them on me

no for

luck okay

congratulations

Lieutenant thanks

shotgun so this nickname of yours F son

right shotgun now what does that mean

nothing just uh old pilots have them

what I mean is it does it have a sexual

connotation or are you just a really

good shot I mean do you have a bad

temper or what is it no it's nothing

like

that well Paul you know I think I'm

really starting to feel my way into this

character

like when he's in his plane he's King of

the Mountain Top Dog but down on the

ground he's kind of repressed he's kind

of a layo kind of a stiff all right

listen Mr slay

Tom I set up some combat films for you

to watch I think you'll find them very

interesting okay actually I was thinking

I would to experience more of the

routine day-to-day stuff you know pilot

for a day I want to get a sense of the

reality the existential

qualities I think that can be arranged

Tom

no no no no Marine style Tom what does

that mean clap your hands between each

pushup all

right behind your head what it's the way

Pilots do it Tom come on you can do it

make the effort give it a try go

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ahead want to be a pilot

Captain

Watkins give me a moment Tom okay keep

trying what is this captain we're almost

done major next time I'm going to show

them how to endure interrogation Behind

Enemy Lines you know the electrodes to

the do you think you're doing what the

hell were you doing Lauren huh I don't

have to explain myself to you Captain oh

of course not after all how often will

you get a chance to sleep with a movie

star

I'm not going to talk about this look I

came to tell you Slade somehow got

authorization to fly laen taking Slade

in a jet is not a good idea well I think

I'm getting it hey Lauren how you

doing good news Tom oal looks like we're

going flying oh beautiful that's what

I've been waiting for I just have to

work out a few things look Lauren I know

I can count on you right honey I'll

check with flight

operations she is a beautiful individual

what a pleasure to work with huh hey

Paul been picking up some negative vibes

from you today is there something

bothering you what gave you that idea

Tom well just that I'm good at reading

people that's what I'm good at you know

just wish you'd open up a bit more share

some things with me maybe Tom I think

we're sharing plenty

okay let's get this baby preed put

come on snake let's

go you're in for a hell of a ride today

let me let me ask you something why do

they call him

shotgun you about ready there

t 10:30 let's do a

snake don't puke in your oxygen mask

that's the fighter pilot

code what's that

for never know

Tom don't worry I'll bring them back one

piece major

no I was out of line your life is your

business and hey I probably would have

done the same thing in your place maybe

oh nothing happened

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hey leave the shotgun huh Mr

slave it's okay

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major it's beauty

huh oh boy you're going to love this Mr

SL

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back seat back

seat forg got your helmet Mr Slade thank

you cheit on the left oxygen you on the

right

come is it sugus keeps your ears from

exploding

cool strap

in01 you're clear a taxi into position

on 2 three right when you're in position

you be number one for takeoff climb and

maintain 2 5,000 ft do not exceed 550

knots 1 2125 after localizer Biro what

be advised you have traffic 5 miles

north of you at 30,000 you have flown

before Mr Slade hundreds of times good

then take off on bother you

check

w

w that was it have to burn a take off it

burns a buttload of fuel but it feels

great huh

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L how you feeling back there fine fine

just fine feel that we're weightless

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now yeah get ready negative cheese

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feel the blood rushing to your head

uhhuh

uhhuh hey

Tom feel like a pilot yet actually I

think I'm about to puke no

a hey slave want to try flying this

thing

uh yeah just

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kidding hey

slave I've been playing with you but you

survived the worst of it want to give it

a

try it's the best C up for air

sickness are you kidding there's nothing

to it we got du controls I will let you

get us

kill it's just like the simulator Mr

Slate I'll activate your controls go

easy little moves

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okay oh no I'm sorry I'm

sorry I'm

sorry oh no easy SL I got it don't worry

it's fun but it's not as easy as it

looks Bas come in this is blue two

leader our Patrol is under attack snake

repeat we are being fired upon we're

taking some serious heat here and I mean

some serious heat bearing 133 from

checkpoint Bravo I have four bad guys

and they are not letting

go come on Wolf stay with me on this we

can handle

it I don't know snake these guys are

good I must return fire repeat I must

return fire Over Control B1 I'm

approaching checkpoint Bravo request

permission to assist negative shotgun

negative you are not authorized to

approach the sector you have a civilian

aboard return to base repeat return to

base base this is bird 01 cannot copy

repeat please shotgun I know you can

hear me return to base immediately

return to base I get some help up here

fast damn it they're really shooting at

us I'm going ballistic what the hell's

going on are we at war or something bird

01 bird 01

acknowledge acknowledge shotgun

confirm

shotgun aren't you going to answer them

I just

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did hey Paul what is this it's the real

thing what are you kidding that's a

negative god listen you can't do this

it's got to be against the rules you

can't take me into combat I'll tell him

you followed me put on your

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mask damn it this is

insane the insurance company will freak

out you can't do this

incoming

incoming I can't believe has he ever

been in combat before no but is what I'm

trained

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for what the hell are you doing pick all

the stick God damn it man I'm getting

out of here it's my life too let go you

going a kill let

go that's it when my lawyer gets through

with you you'll be lucky to fly a

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kite tonight W I'm with you at

2:00 welcome to the party shotgun why

don't you take one of my friends out for

a dance L Lock and Load to number two

you take number one for a ride

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over chicken bastards

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waa whoa

who Tom are you all right damn it I

swallowed my gum I don't believe

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this Lock and Load One each Sidewinder

heat seeking

missile even dirt Pi

on mday mday I can't get this guy off

me W keep it together I'm on the way hey

I'm taking heat I'm hit I've been hit

hold on stay

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calm look I'm drawing on the bad guy on

my count you roll and time left 3 2 1

now

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oh Splash

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one I got another one on

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me he fired oh no

ah wa oh my

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God Watkins Watkins there's one behind

us we're going to

die oh [ __ ]

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a

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] we have to bail out do you remember

the procedure I can't remember my damn

name

there's no way I'm jumping out of this

thing you have to no no no the plane is

going to crash you blow up and you'll

die you

idiot

okay ba out bail out bailow

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oh jeez Paul

no

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W

yes all right don't worry about it buddy

we're going to get you out of there [ __ ]

it [ __ ] it

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made contact with the Bogies at Papa

Juliet hit here and went down right here

now you said you saw shoots two of them

and one's a civilian a goddamn movie

star Sergeant let her

in major I want a total media blackout

this stuff leaks out pentagon's going to

go AP

[ __ ] you know Watkins better hope the

hell that the Pirates get to him before

I

do Tom Slade should never have been in

that

plane this is all my fault major good

remember if shotgun didn't show up I

wouldn't be here right now Carlo

sir for

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Slade what the hell are you

doing man this place is hotter than p

Springs if I don't get some sunscreen

soon my skin is definitely going to turn

a

leather come on we got to get moving the

friendly should be over that

Hill wow such a nice plane well plenty

more where that came from tax dosn't

working all man I could use a beer nice

tall cold Frosty Hey listen to

me try and concentrate oh

we've been shot down we're in the middle

of a desert in a hostile country we have

no radio maybe 24 hours worth of

water we got to focus all our efforts on

Survival okay damn it my hairline

receding we got to get

started what about a

rescue I mean if we move how are they

going to find

us I'm not really counting on a

rescue this government has been openly

hostile last month they declared their

airspace extended 200 miles that's what

the dog fight was all

about got to figure we're pretty much on

our own slate oh beautiful we're

stranded here because of some stupid

International piss War I mean this is so

juvenile

hey my friend is dead

look don't blame yourself you did all

you

could did

I I don't think so

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enter a kid La

American gatal

roet El

Molin

Le Andis

how far is the border 60 maybe 70

mil 60 maybe 70 mil well that's great

that is just great you know I've really

been trying to be a good sport with you

sure I make more in a week than you'll

see in entire life but that's beside the

point the point is I was trying to make

an effort to ignore all the crap you

dish out oh I know what you were doing I

was trying to be nice I was trying to go

alone with it so what happens you treat

me like I'm in boot camp you fly me into

the middle of a war and now I'm going to

die like an extra in Lawrence of

Arabia let's just walk

okay no cuz I've been getting a strong

silent treatment from you all along I

want to know what you're thinking you

don't want to know what I'm think I do

it's time you love with me we both I

hate your gut slate

okay okay

that's a start you and your touchy feely

crap you are so completely full of [ __ ]

you want to get inside my head

understand me be my friend people like

you thank you I mean it thank you come

here thank get away from

me you see that wall of army youve built

around your feelings you're finally

letting in a little light but don't let

yourself go

now get in touch with the inner child

you're a really weird slate well you

just walk into a person's life screw

everything up and then

you you hug them oh now this has to do

with Lauren doesn't it okay I see now

see I didn't know you two were an item

we not an item you're obviously an item

you're not you're an you're not an it we

just get stationed together that's all

she wants to make it

more but I'm a

pilot I've got to make flying M my

priority wait a minute wait wait what am

I talking to you about this for this is

insane no this is good this is good this

is good because I feel like we're

finally starting to

communicate it's

beautiful hey hey hey over here hey no

hey hey over here no

no off I start give me girl they're the

enemy they're your enemy they look fine

to me pleas stay down I said let me

go

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hey you want to die don't you you'd

rather die of thirst than ask for help

from the so-called enemy let me tell you

something I don't have any enemies and

you're not taking me with you those guys

torture people to death for a living

Slade you know what you're the one who's

full of [ __ ] buddy where you going away

from you yeah that's the wrong way oh

yeah drop dead SL

wait take some water that way I can tell

everybody I tried to keep you alive oh

that's beautiful I'm touched

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damn it

the real

thing

me the

Buffalo de

shes

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hey

hey

hey

hey hey

over

here

hey hey over

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here oh I glad to see you speak English

I'm Tom

SL take it easy

why are you guys doing this I got

nothing against you

guys you understand I'm not a soldier

I'm an actor very rich I'll pay

you oh no oh no oh no please please

yeah sure

yeah

speee for

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hey oh

hello go I can go go byebye byebye go go

thank you

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thank go

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Let's do let's

do keep

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who are you people we are bedin you

American that's right we had trouble

with our plane but if you'll take us to

the Border we'll make sure you're

rewarded for your kindness

huh yes yes we can do that come come

come on look

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you well I like my love and D country

style and this little girl walk country

to find her a good old slow talking

country I said a

American

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Cowboy if you're looking at me you're

looking at Country looking at

Country you but these guys make me

nervous

by the

way my real name is green

bound no one's supposed to know

that don't worry slate I'll take you to

my

grave you mind if I bum one of

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those tastes like crap

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thank

you I don't think I like where they're

taking us

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doesn't look like the US Embassy a

thank you thank

you your lunch is ready

sir your lunch is ready sir

commandant

Comm lightning strikes Flames the

fury oh my go

Tom SL

but this is

absurd an American film

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star look I need a shower and I need to

make a phone call all right I need to

call my manager shut up slate you mind

if to use your

phone

you and your pilot

friend are in very serious

trouble F so strong

now what

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milk who the hell are

you I'm a pilot just like

you call sign

Dragon you're an

American did you help me get out of

here perhaps if you uh record a

statement for him you're a goddamn

mercenary you son of a

[ __ ] you killed

wolf guess I did

yeah you're good you know that I guess

all that expensive Air Force training

really paid off

huh but that emlan move man that went

out with disco I saw that coming way

before I put the bullets into you you

got lucky you bastard

lucky luck is just a lack of

here you know you seem like

um the kind of guy who flies with one

hand on the ejection

lever you can never win if you're afraid

to

die how can you fight for them

huh everyone's got to make a living you

know pays a hell of a lot better than

Uncle Sam I can tell you that no urine

test no one gives you a hassle for

buzzing the

tower and they

uh I this bug up their ass about uh this

2020 Vision thing you know you're a

traitor oh please look you got to get

over this flag W business to me it's all

one

world and I just want to fly

man

listen I'm genuinely sorry about the way

they're treating you in here I mean uh

pilot should die in the air am I right

but this torture [ __ ]

it's sorry

pal I'm out of here peace huh

oh I don't know about this it's simple

you speak the words it's what you do for

a living is it to not miss to S yeah but

come

on I see now that the American

imperialist regime must desist crushing

innocent struggling Nations under its

iron shoe I mean who writes this [ __ ]

he's just not working for me you mind if

go with boot instead of

shoe okay I can take

Direction speak the words

this is Tom Slade don't do a

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SL once

again this is Tom Slade I'm here my own

free will I have a very important

message for the leaders of the United

States and the peoples of the

world you guys ought to Nuke this

[ __ ] place off the

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map please Mr Slate I suggest you take

this

seriously for the sake of your friend SL

don't I see now that the American

imperialist regime must desist crushing

innocent struggling Nations under its

iron shoe this is terrible this is

really terrible

I mean this is going to kill his career

you don't have to worry about that Mr

Burton everyone will know it's fake I'm

talking about his reading I beg the kid

I begged him I said please don't give up

acting lessons whatever you do don't

give up acting what does he do he wants

to trust his instincts instincts what

ises that I mean did you see his hair

huh and the lighting that shirt he look

how do think they managed to coer Tom

Slade threatening to take away his Gold

Card works for me you're thinking

shotgun iron

shoe aggression against Freedom loving

peoples is deplorable and must

America must pay for its crimes against

this and other sovereign states if

necessary must pay in

bloody like they're going to blow your

little base right off the

map cable

news what would we do without it

huh so

um what do you figure

couple squadrons of f-16s for cover Take

Out the Runway maybe a couple f-111s

drop a few thousand Pounders just for

good measure you

know it's going to be a hell of a

party I can't

wait

um I don't know quite how to tell you

this uh Paul but uh

they're going to execute you a

dawn as soon as they get more tape for

their

camera listen I um I did all I could

do it ain't over till it's

over very

poetic but if you're thinking about a

rescue

mission it won't

work see there's only one approach and

that's through the northern Valley and

they just put some brand new sams right

in their path

so all those fine young Nellis graduates

are going to get their stupid asses

blown right out of the

sky

kabish kiss my ass

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you gentlem car guarantees you heavy

tripa quadrants four and five your only

Safe Way in is going to be through the

northern B if you encounter hospitales

in this area you will engage good

luck good yes it

is it's happening isn't it it's a go

don't worry major we're going to bring

them back

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m

come come please we are here to rescue

you give me

go meet you meet you meet

you

what let

go wait wait wait my friend Watkins he's

in the prison that way come

on what about my friend F he is worth

nothing where you taking me the

commandant did not deal fairly we sell

you again this time to American movie

company they pay T dollar

what he guys you understand you're

making a big

mistake Watkins come from a very

important family he can out

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wait

forl shoot

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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

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publ see now

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[Applause]

I everybody

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die in for

now K that was kidding it's a joke it's

a joke

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[Applause]

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thanks let's

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go go go go

you know what you're doing I know what

I'm doing of course not go

go the s that King give us the stiger

that King whoa what are you doing no

no look out look out look out

oh stop stop

cigarette H don't

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make got to give

my just go keep

going out

hey what the hell is this cigarette King

huh look I told him you the air of the

Watkins tobacco Fortune it's called

improvisation if they catch us you ow

about 50 million at least you didn't

promise them anything

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stupid hold on to me what give me a bear

HW now

last time I hug

you got you under control this is Black

Flag leader turning to heading 1

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Niner I'm losing my grip

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come

on oh no I am not getting into another

plane with you it's the only way out of

here Slade it's because of you're flying

that I'm

here okay fine stay fine fine fine fine

fine

yeah

fine I can handle it I'm

fine just fine don't worry about me I'm

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fine Catana control this is Black Flag

leader we are crossing the county line

at checkpoint Delta

no welcoming committee in sight prepare

to arm

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gentlemen I changed my mind let me in

it's a single

cater yeah right well I'm real sorry if

I'm violating your personal to his face

God this stupid French PL can't fly this

thing can't you move your damn

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leg thanks slave have you tried that

button over

there just shut up

they are getting away quick quick Oh I

thought we'd give them a little Head

Start more sporting that way don't you

think off we go

what are you doing we got to go back and

take out the runway what are you crazy

don't shoot us down not if we blow him

up first

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some let

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move your leg what I said move your leg

are you sitting on anything that might

be a Bomb release I think so is that

it is that

it

whoa let me do it fine do it do

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it you know you Upp Li really perspires

when you're nervous

get

ready okay ready what now

no what not now

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now

now now

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now yeah

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nice work

Tom

thanks got you on control this is Black

Flag leader we are in the neighborhood

nearing Valley approach and checkpoint

Fox

Trot oh [ __ ] damn it what are you

talking about our f6s aree for their

missile bases let's hope they're not

ready for us

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we're coming in get

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ready what what Charlie

Horse uh forget about your foot no we're

out of

bombs [ __ ]

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[ __ ] what

the hey

watchs me

dragon happy to help you out

Ace now it's just you and me an equal

match for a

change so um let's see what you got huh

what's going on [ __ ]

Patrol wooo

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come

on play with the big boys huh come

on come

to come

on

dragon dragon I know you can hear me

listen we're both good we can play this

game till we run out of gas what do you

say we just get it over with huh what

are you suggest let's see who's lock

lucky and who's

afraid G the chicken huh crud but

uh hey why not

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a

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should have had your hand on EJ

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Dragon well well well looks like we

finally got a little company boys could

be decoys two and three stay on target L

is in

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Pursuit damn it he's a friendly and he

doesn't recognize us you me being chased

by our own guys yes don't you think it'd

be kind of ironic get killed by shut up

Slade it's time to face Mecca pilgrim

imman tricking the

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oh run minute hold this trick in the

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buck [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] damn

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it h

put on the parachute TR Katana control

this is Black Flag leader I uh think I

have a visual sighting on the hostages

going down in the Gulf bu you J

plane it didn't

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work you got to get us out of this what

are we going to do bail out we're free

for what it's the only way Slade h

we've been pretty close up here now

buddy so it's as good as time as a to

tell you that you've gotone completely

insane Paul

shotgun

shotgun oh no all right green bound get

a grip get it

grip damn you

shotgun tell me what to

do

PA I can't reach

the it's I can't believe I'm doing

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this the thing that bothers me the

most is that I didn't have a chance to

say I'm

sorry that I was the

one that shot down my best friend

Now

shotgun I am

sorry that I was the one that shot you

down but it was

me and it was an enemy

aircraft so if you just sign right here

as an

observer I'll get credit for the

kill that's

nice God one more and I'm an ace

you two are lucky to be alive luck luck

had nothing to do with it I knew what I

was doing the whole time you see in

burning an aircraft and blowing the

canopy although highly dangerous move is

a proven injection technique you're

lucky we were over the

water lucky he didn't just fall out and

leave you strapped

in I'm just glad to be

here where we

nice useless

well I'm going to get out on the uh

Flight

Deck you kids uh don't forget the

fighter Pilot's

code and if you do forget name him after

me Good

Luck oh I love this oh this is a

beautiful moment moment I can use this

thank you both Tom shut up I mean really

it's like life itself just a bunch of

Beautiful Moments strung together don't

you

think what I mean to say is it's about

intimacy love two people who want to be

together and touch it's about pitching a

tent and kids kids it's getting hot in

here nurse cold shower cold shower nurse

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