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Hi, good morning.

If you want some cereal, there's some in the kitchen.

I haven't had cereal in years.

But it's a good idea.

Might as well.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, what's up?

How are you?

I need to give the lawn a haircut.

You should. I'm going to get out there.

Hey, you be nice to your stepmom, all right?

Anything your new stepmom asks for, you give it to her, okay?

Yes, sir.

Okay. I got you. Thank you. I love you. Love you more. Love you too, son. Love

you too, Dad.

Hi. You look nice and handsome today.

Thank you, and you look beautiful as well.

I have some milk right here. Of course, of course.

Milk.

How's school?

School's good.

It's not so difficult, and I'm still in sports, so I've been doing pretty well.

I'm glad that you're here.

I hate when you're at school. I like it when you're home.

Oh, thank you. I know. I can be at school a lot, and it's really nice to

you around.

And it's been great. It's been so great. You know, it's really nice having you

around the house too now.

It was so quiet when it was just me and my dad.

We're alone.

So happy.

Thanks. Yeah, probably the best relationship I've ever been in.

Definitely. And way better than your last.

R .I .P.

Mm -hmm.

What? You remember this room?

Oh, yeah.

Do you want me to? Uh -huh.

This was your old stepmom's room.

Bet you she never did this for you.

You like that for your face?

Mom.

Do you like it?

Now you see it, now you don't.

Just like the milk!

Oh man.

What you gonna do in there?

What you gonna do in there?

What you gonna do in there?

What you gonna do in there? Get it. Okay.

Here,

more axis. There you go.

There you go.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, it's fucking hard.

Don't be shy.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

I knew shit.

Okay. That's what they do on college.

Okay. Fuck.

Okay.

Wow.

This is fun.