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Hi, good morning.

If you want some cereal, there's some in the kitchen.

I haven't had cereal in years.

But it's a good idea.

Might as well.

Hey, buddy boy.

Hey, dad.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, what's up?

How are you? I'm good.

I need to give the lawn a haircut.

You should.

I'm going to get out there. Hey, you be nice to your new stepmom, all right?

Anything your new stepmom asks for, you give it to her, okay?

Yes, sir.

Okay. I got you. Thank you. I love you. Love you more. Love you too, son. Love

you too, dad.

Hi. You look nice and handsome today.

Thank you, and you look beautiful as well.

I have some milk right here. Of course, of course.

How's school?

School's good.

It's not so difficult, and I'm still in sports, so, you know, I've been doing

pretty well.

I'm glad that you're here.

I hate when you're at school. I like it when you're home.

Oh, thank you. I know. I can be at school a lot. And it's really nice to

you around.

And it's been great. It's been so great. You know, it's really nice having

you around the house too now.

It was so quiet when it was just me and my dad.

Willem. You're in college.

Fuck my face, okay?

I might have to take some curses.

She said she went out to run an errand or something. Okay, cool. Yeah.

What are we watching?

Oh, just some doctor.

Yeah.

What?

You remember this room?

Yeah. Do you want me to? Uh -huh. This was your old stepmom's room.

She never did this before.

You like that kind of thing?

Mom?

Do you want to see me, buddy?

Oh, please.

Do you want your ass in your face? Oh, yes, please.

Oh, okay.

Nice.

Now you see it, now you don't.

I love it.

Just like the milk.

oh me

wow

What you gonna do on there?

What you gonna do on there?

What you gonna do on there?

Oh my god.

I like college boys.

Yeah, yeah. Because they're so energetic.

Whatever it is, it's just an ass.

It's just fat.

Yeah. But even I call me fat.

I'm 40.

Yeah.

Your dad is up there sleeping.

He's so stupid.

If you have any other college friends, bring them home too.

We can do this again and again and again and again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go.

Yeah,

let's all go in there.

Yeah, you can't come until I tell you.

Nope. Don't lose your death. That's what I say.

Don't stop till I tell you. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

One drink?

Okay. Okay.

I knew shit. Okay.

That's what they do on college.

Okay. Okay.

Wow.

This is fun.

Yay.

Wow.

No,

I wasn't. What's up?

Ebony?

Hey, Ebony?

Did you sneeze?

Oh, shit!

Ebony!

So much fun, right?

Oh, yes. Have fun cleaning.