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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,679 From the Lomot Lake with an ocean breeze to the Duff and to the rain of London 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,730 City. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:20,340 We come from the sun to live in the coal, I make my run, I want my coconut 4 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,060 Let's keep the music street, wind up your waist and feel. 5 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:47,750 Hurry up and get out, Harry, or Mum and Dad wake up. But we didn't do nothing. 6 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,650 In this house? Are you kidding? 7 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:51,350 Why are you telling that to Dad? 8 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:54,709 Look, I'm just going to grab some juice on the way out. 9 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:55,609 Are you mad? 10 00:00:55,610 --> 00:00:56,660 Just come home! 11 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:58,200 I love you too. 12 00:01:21,071 --> 00:01:22,899 6 .30. 13 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:23,950 Is that the time? 14 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:28,139 See, we just got back from the rave about half an hour ago, and I thought 15 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:30,819 come in and get my paintbrushes because I'm starting a new painting, you see. So 16 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:31,459 where's Gloria? 17 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:32,099 In bed. 18 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,480 What? I'm not going to sleep. 19 00:01:33,481 --> 00:01:35,879 It's all that dancing, you see. 20 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,230 Oh, for a moment I thought you'd stay the night. 21 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,590 Warpy, tidy man who tries to do things with my daughter in my house. 22 00:01:41,591 --> 00:01:44,939 May he stay the night? No, I wouldn't do that. You'd kill me. 23 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,320 That's as soon as look at you. 24 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,520 Do you want some orange juice? 25 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,570 Why, you seem to know your way around the kitchen. 26 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:53,579 You don't want to tell me where things were. 27 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,979 Why don't you tell me which chair to sit in? Why don't you have keys to the 28 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:59,020 house? Why don't you stay for breakfast? 29 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,250 Breakfast? 30 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,570 Yes, thanks. 31 00:02:45,521 --> 00:02:47,189 for everything. 32 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:48,870 Yeah, and you just sent them there. 33 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:56,150 Surely I can't have that sort of thing in my... our house. 34 00:02:56,151 --> 00:03:01,229 What sort of thing are we talking about here exactly, Pops? Sean, go to your 35 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:03,640 room. Your mother and I want to talk about things. 36 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,140 Oh, but Dad, if it's Gloria, can't I stay? 37 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:07,220 Don't argue, boy. 38 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,849 But then again, I remember the last time you told me about things. 39 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:13,860 I never heard anyone make things sound so dull in all my life. 40 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,120 I think Alex and Gloria are, well, you know. 41 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,000 Yeah, I do know. 42 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:26,800 And yes, probably. 43 00:03:26,801 --> 00:03:28,019 Right, thank you. 44 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,970 Desmond, come back here and sit down. How can you be so calm? 45 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:34,280 Well, only one of us has to panic and you go to that. Sit down. 46 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,940 Look, Desmond, your little girl is not a little girl anymore. 47 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:43,510 She's a woman. 48 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:47,460 An independent woman, as she so often reminds us. 49 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:50,110 So if they are... You know. 50 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,510 You shouldn't be surprised. 51 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:53,930 Well, I never get used to it. 52 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:56,990 I know, Desmond. 53 00:03:57,690 --> 00:04:01,710 If we had our way, our children would stay five years old forever. 54 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:06,890 Yes, well, this looks good. 55 00:04:06,891 --> 00:04:11,289 You're convinced there's a market for a tropical fish shop in Peckham, yeah? 56 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:12,790 That's why I comforted the eye. 57 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:15,650 Okay. Well, I need to think about it. 58 00:04:15,651 --> 00:04:17,939 Why don't we meet up sometime next week? 59 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,599 All right, McBride. My personal assistant will sort it out. 60 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,980 She has my diary. Mandy, will you arrange a date for Mr Naylor here, 61 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,210 Yes, certainly. 62 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,600 Is next Wednesday, 11 .45 a .m. OK? 63 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,060 Please, please, please. 64 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,070 Yes, of course. 65 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,650 Peace. 66 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:45,260 Mandy, will you find out how many tropical fish shops there are in 67 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,530 please? Are we changing our eating habits? 68 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:51,089 Mandy, do you think I've changed in the last three or four years? 69 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,489 Do you want me to be truthful? 70 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:53,540 Well, yes. 71 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:55,090 But easy does it. 72 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:59,449 Well, since you've become a manager, you do seem to become a little bit more... 73 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,730 How shall I put it? 74 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:05,449 Smug. Smug, Mandy? Yes, smug. If I didn't know better, I'd have thought 75 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:06,500 got a new girlfriend. 76 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:09,669 Well, if I had, you'd be the first to know. After all, we have been seeing 77 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:10,720 a bit of each other. 78 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,100 Yes, Michael. 79 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,910 With all our social appointments? 80 00:05:14,911 --> 00:05:18,669 What have we got today? Oh, well, today we have lunch with the market traders. 81 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:22,929 At 4pm we're at the Christopher School truck. And tonight we have guests of 82 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:26,309 honour at the Philharmonic Charity Gala at the Queen Elizabeth Hall. 83 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,189 Oh, which Philharmonic? London or Birmingham? 84 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:29,450 The Reggae Philharmonic. 85 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,370 Tomorrow you have your reunion. 86 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,720 Yes, we have. 87 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:38,790 We? Well, I thought it would be nice if you were there. 88 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:41,330 Oh, well, I'm not sure if I'm free. 89 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:45,080 Oh. Let me check my diary. Yes, I'm free. Where is it? 90 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,350 The banks club. 91 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,680 Wonderful. Is this the reunion of your old university pals? 92 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:52,670 Yeah. 93 00:05:52,671 --> 00:05:56,279 Wait a minute, that smug look's coming back. Is there something more to this? 94 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,960 Well, yes and no. 95 00:05:57,961 --> 00:06:01,799 I think nine years ago when my best friends and I graduated, we all went out 96 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,319 a meal and put in an envelope what we hoped to achieve in the next five years. 97 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,940 And? Well, four years ago we met and compared notes. 98 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,050 James. Right, 99 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:22,439 James. Five years ago, you wrote, I believe London is on the verge of a 100 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,790 explosion. I'd like to get a piece of the action. 101 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,130 Well? 102 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:31,200 Well, I joined Hardbottle and Hardbottle, where I rose to district 103 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:37,239 I then moved on to Farquhar and Farquhar. Far more prestigious than, 104 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,920 men's shoes in terms of promotion. 105 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:44,669 So, I raised some venture capital and set up on my own. Peters, Peters, and 106 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:45,720 Peters. 107 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:47,500 It's amazing. 108 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,370 Well done. Cheers for James. 109 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,690 Cheers. Yes, yes, well done. Cheers. 110 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:59,369 Right, Charlotte Piggott -Smith. To be in 111 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:03,210 my job without having to compromise because I'm a woman. 112 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:07,350 I work on the money market, commanding a team of ten. 113 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:12,059 My salary is... fabulous, and the only drawback is I have to get up early, 114 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:13,400 aides my skin no end. 115 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:15,119 Come on, let's hear it for Charlotte. 116 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,170 Charlotte. 117 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,410 Well, 118 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,280 uh... Nigel Clark, your turn. 119 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:28,979 Nigel. I want to earn enough money to be as silly as I want, and more 120 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:32,819 importantly, enough to watch the West Indies cricket team play anywhere in the 121 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:33,870 world. 122 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,420 Come on, Nigel. 123 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:39,639 Well, last... Last year, I made enough money to afford a return ticket to 124 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,380 Australia to watch the West Indies. 125 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:45,599 On my travels, I saw a number of items which I could sell to British businesses 126 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,359 and shops. 127 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,140 So I started importing in bulk. 128 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:51,150 Now I do the same in the Caribbean and in India. 129 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,600 So I can safely say that I combine business with pleasure. 130 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,000 Nigel. Nigel. 131 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,450 Nigel. 132 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,960 Right, those two will leave. 133 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,200 I want to be happy. 134 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:16,119 I'm a British rep for a Hong Kong -based shipping company, and his name is 135 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,280 Martin. Well done. Come on, gang, let's hear it for Do. 136 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,620 Do. Do. 137 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,000 And what did you put in your envelope? 138 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,840 Well, I, uh, I said I'd like to become a bank manager. 139 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,500 Really? What a surprise. 140 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,650 Well, at that first party, I'd only got as far as assistant. 141 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:38,740 So now you've organised another one to tell them you've become a manager? 142 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:40,560 Yeah. 143 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:43,190 Boy, I wish I had a friend like you. 144 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:50,560 You know what I'm going to do, Pokwai? What, Dad? 145 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:52,390 I'm going to have a word with Alex. 146 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:55,290 Oh, not Gloria and Alex again. 147 00:08:55,810 --> 00:09:00,029 Desmond, please, you simply have to come to terms with it. How many more times 148 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:01,950 are we going to have to go through this? 149 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,560 Alex and Gloria are perfectly happy. 150 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,860 Yes, and we know why they're happy. 151 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:10,699 Oh, come on, Desmond. I'm sure you and Cheryl must have got up to a bit of 152 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:14,550 -panky. Are you serious? We used to call Desmond the fastest hands in the West. 153 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,440 Indeed. That was a long time ago. 154 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:22,479 Desmond, the father -daughter relationship is a universal one. There 155 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,099 father in this world who wants his daughter to grow up. 156 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,979 Yes, and fooling around with women is fine until it's your daughter that's 157 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:29,659 fooled with. 158 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:30,710 That's right. 159 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:35,910 remember what it was like to be in love? 160 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,240 Come on. 161 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:42,310 Oh, look, Desmond. Alex ain't a layabout, is he? He's an artist. 162 00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:46,529 And if people are stupid enough to pay the prices he's asking, he can marry my 163 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:47,580 daughter any time. 164 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:49,260 That's it? 165 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,990 I'll tell him to marry her. 166 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,690 Make an honest woman of her. 167 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:56,830 Desmond, wake up. This is the 20th century. 168 00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:58,950 Stop behaving like Fred Flintstone. 169 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:00,860 Wilma! 170 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,669 Look, I'm sorry about this little delay. 171 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:10,470 Could you ask them to hold dinner? 172 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,880 You know, if your friends don't turn up soon, I should be on the floor. 173 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,830 Well, yes, they are over an hour late. 174 00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:24,930 Maybe the traffic's bad. 175 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,720 Maybe. 176 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:31,930 I'm sure they'll turn up. 177 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,410 My first time at this club. 178 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,560 How embarrassing. 179 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:44,910 What are you watching? 180 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:46,580 I don't know. 181 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,290 It looks interesting. 182 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,630 Yeah, no, that's why I'm watching it. 183 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:52,600 Where's Mum and Dad? 184 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:53,880 In bed. 185 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,300 Boy, they're early. 186 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,390 Well, you know how parents are, innit? 187 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:00,040 The older they get, the earlier they go to bed. 188 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,190 Which also means they get up early. 189 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:03,830 Really early, Gloria. 190 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,520 Early enough in time to catch your boyfriend leaving your room. 191 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:09,710 All right, all right, give it a rest. 192 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,309 Look, let me give you some advice. 193 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,490 You give me advice? 194 00:11:12,491 --> 00:11:14,429 Well, if you don't want to know. 195 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,610 All right, go on. No. 196 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:17,000 Go on, Sean. 197 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,060 Nope. 198 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,560 Pretty please. 199 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:22,360 All right, all right. Save those for Alex, mate. Gee. 200 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:28,010 You know the floorboards between Mum and Dad's room and yours? 201 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,250 Yeah. Well, tell Alex they creak. 202 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:34,100 And watch out for the fourth and the eighth steps as you come down the 203 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,220 And I'll tell you, there's a wicked one outside this door. 204 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,030 How did you know about all this? 205 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,649 Well, this little brother ain't so little anymore. 206 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,700 Oh, really? 207 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:43,829 Well, yeah, of course. 208 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,969 You see, the advantage of being the youngest is one moment they've got their 209 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:50,280 eyes on you, I can just slip in and do my thing, you know what I mean? 210 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:53,440 Oh, dear. 211 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,850 Don't be brought back then. 212 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,770 What, as if I'm going to tell you? 213 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,520 Oi. 214 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,880 Michael ever, um... What, Michael? 215 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,440 Oh, no. 216 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,930 So, wait, is it serious between you and Alex, then? 217 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,880 Well, I think so, but then again, I don't know. 218 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,300 I mean, I've never been here before. 219 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:21,259 You know that feeling when you think about a person and your stomach goes all 220 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,670 weak and you get that tingling in your armpits? 221 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,680 It's just impossible to put into words. 222 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:30,910 But when the right one comes along, you know him. Oh. 223 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:35,269 So do you think you'll get married, then? Married? Are you mad? Not to 224 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,320 with him first. 225 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,290 If you don't mind me asking, when was the last time you saw your friend? 226 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:47,490 Well, um, we've all been very busy with our respective careers. 227 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:48,820 How long? 228 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,140 Three? 229 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,520 Maybe four. 230 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:53,960 Months? 231 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,240 Years. 232 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:58,539 surprised they're not here? 233 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:01,359 Well, our friendship is such that we don't have to see each other very often, 234 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,700 but when we do, it's usually very... Michael! 235 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,230 Hey! 236 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:06,910 Whoa! 237 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:11,040 Hey, good to see you. Oh, good to see you. Hey, listen, sorry we're late. 238 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,539 Hey, what's punctuality between friends? Exactly. 239 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,920 Look, drinks. There's wine, beer, spirit. Ah, you're a vodka man, I 240 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,399 Used to be old fruit, used to be responsibility. 241 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,350 Now, you know, two humble orange juices, please. Of course. 242 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,670 Sorry, Michael, this is Gabby, my partner. 243 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,810 Yes, clearly. 244 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:31,939 Sorry, James, this is Mandy. Gabby, Mandy's my... Is she really? Hey, nice 245 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:32,990 meet you. 246 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,310 Nice meeting you, Gabby. Michael's an assistant bank manager. Uh -uh, uh -uh. 247 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,120 Manager now, actually. Oh, whatever. 248 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,120 Two months to go. 249 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:46,819 We met at a creative writing course, did we, Gabs? After I gave up being a 250 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,100 boring old estate agent. 251 00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:51,919 Actually, Gabby just finished writing a book called The Real New Man. Clever 252 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:56,100 little thing. Oh, I'm going to read that. We might learn something. 253 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,530 Michael! 254 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,070 Nigel! 255 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,360 Sorry we're so late. 256 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,890 Fancy felt sick, so we had to stop for a while. 257 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,360 Oh, silly of me. 258 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,699 We met and married in St Lucia a year ago when I was out in the windies for 259 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,750 test match. 260 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,840 She completely bowled me over. 261 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,540 Fancy, this is Michael. 262 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,210 Charmed. Michael is an assistant bank manager. 263 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:26,650 Branch manager now. 264 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:28,150 Really? I see you! 265 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:32,650 How are you? I'm fine. 266 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,800 Snuff! 267 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:36,990 When did you? Two months. 268 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:38,240 Snuff! 269 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:46,489 I'm Mandy. Would you like to make a feed? It must be hell on your feet at 270 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:50,329 moment. So, finally found something more satisfying than import -export, eh, 271 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,610 Nigel? Oh, my God, yes. 272 00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:55,119 Sometimes I think back to those money -grabbing valleys we had five years ago. 273 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,580 One -dimensional or what? 274 00:14:56,581 --> 00:15:01,039 When my sister was pregnant, she had to lie flat on her back for six months with 275 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,439 her legs up in the air to reduce the swelling in her ankle. 276 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,810 And no -one had told the doctor she had legs like tree trunks anyway. 277 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,810 You're not pregnant by any chance, are you? 278 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,180 You always were perceptive. Yes, it's a real thing, isn't it, darling? 279 00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:21,839 Oh, Michael, sorry, this is my husband, Dave. 280 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,890 He's a fireman. 281 00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:24,119 Pleased to meet you. 282 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,919 Michael's an assistant bank manager. 283 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,700 Branch manager now, actually. Yes, I'm sure you are. Nice to meet you! 284 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,860 Here he is, my fireman Dave. 285 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,699 Who would have guessed, eh? Me and a fireman. He saved my life, and out of 286 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,859 gratitude, I'm married. 287 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,640 How wonderful. 288 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,720 Charlotte, this is Mandy. 289 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,090 Michael's partner. 290 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,060 Wonderful. So, Dave, how did you save your life? 291 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,809 Sorry, darling. Well, I was on the phone to a friend when I completely forgot 292 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,669 that I'd left my supper in the oven. The damn thing went up in smoke. 293 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:58,510 I rang the fire brigade, whereupon Dave rescued me. 294 00:15:58,511 --> 00:16:02,089 Carried me down the ladder, slung over his shoulder, no less. 295 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,170 Lovely view of his bus. 296 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,689 I then exactly went into the flat to fight the fire, and while he was there, 297 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:10,540 rummaged through my things, found my work number, and rang me two days later. 298 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,140 But the rest... You know? 299 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,890 Congratulations. 300 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,510 Oh, Charlotte, you must be a fancy in my mind. 301 00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:18,359 Fancy, fancy. This is Charlotte. 302 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,120 And Charlotte, this is Gabby. Gabby, Charlotte. 303 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:23,999 Would you like a drink, Charlotte? 304 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,050 Oh, hi! 305 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,160 You look fantastic. 306 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,530 I'm sorry I'm late, everybody. Trouble with the babysitter. 307 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,770 Hello, darling. 308 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,760 I'm sorry. I had to leave Martin at home with the kids in the end. 309 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,300 Oh, good like that. 310 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:43,869 Changes nappies, cooks. He really is a new man. Bizarre. Gabby's just finished 311 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,109 writing a book on that, haven't you, darling? Oh, wonderful. I'm glad we're 312 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:52,609 on a career trip anymore. The 80s were awful for that world. The go -get -it 313 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:53,660 -wannabe mentality. 314 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:58,309 The 90s were going to be a caring decade where kids come first and careers a 315 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,360 long way second. 316 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,850 By the way, Michael, how's the job? 317 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,460 It's okay. 318 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,909 Oh, it's through there. I'm Mandy, by the way. 319 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,620 Are you Michael's partner? 320 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,800 Yes, you could say that. 321 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:17,779 Our youngest, who's three months, has just learnt to hold his head up. And the 322 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:21,450 other one said his first sentence this morning. Do you know what it was? No. 323 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:23,560 Party. Whoops. 324 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,250 Whoops. 325 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,850 Just kick me. 326 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:34,360 Stop being a party pooper. 327 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,890 The baby's kicking. 328 00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:39,799 It's not game time. 329 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,240 Stop in a minute. 330 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,590 Go on. 331 00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:27,429 Get the cocoa and stop harassing the girl. I want to know that blasted boy's 332 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:28,480 there. 333 00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:30,069 Go on then, Dad. 334 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,829 Search the room if you want to. But I tell you, he's not in there. 335 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,300 Well, who's laughing then? I was laughing at you. 336 00:18:35,301 --> 00:18:37,709 Because I can hear you creeping along the corridor. 337 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:41,830 And by the way, floorboards 4, 5 and 14 are the ones you should watch out for. 338 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:43,960 Satisfied? 339 00:18:47,531 --> 00:18:53,699 It's all right, Janet. It's just my dad making a fool of himself again. 340 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,860 Janet, Dad. 341 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,170 All right, what? 342 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,800 Are you joking, Dad? 343 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,120 Your friends are wonderful. 344 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,340 Yes, they are, aren't they? 345 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,090 Wonderful. 346 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,120 What's wrong, Michael? 347 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,200 Nothing. Oh, come on, Michael, talk to me. 348 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,080 I am. No, talk to me. 349 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,750 You would hold things so close to your chest. 350 00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:21,659 Do I? 351 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,380 Yes. Every day I talk to Michael Ambrose, bank manager. 352 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,760 You never allow me to talk to Michael Ambrose person. 353 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,320 That's the problem, isn't it? 354 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,970 Michael Ambrose has become the bank manager and nothing else. 355 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,560 But that can change. 356 00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:41,419 You had an ambition. Now you've achieved it, you've got to make room for other 357 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,470 things. When? 358 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,650 Well, I'll put it in the diary if you let me know what it is you're looking 359 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,040 I want what they've got. 360 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,670 I've always wanted what other people have. 361 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,080 You and the rest of the world, the grass is always greener. 362 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,730 Yeah, when you get there, you find it's still littered with dog turd. 363 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,380 Michael, you're too hard on yourself. 364 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,830 Am I? 365 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,030 Yes. 366 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,520 But that can change, can't it? 367 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,080 Yes, it can. 368 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,740 We could slow right down. 369 00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,859 make more time for each other, couldn't we? 370 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,450 Yes, we can. 371 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:33,090 Can we put it in the diary? 372 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:35,860 Yes, we can. 373 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:39,970 We can do dinner at my place tomorrow night. 374 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,550 Yes, we can. 375 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:04,510 Never a truer word spoken, Popeye. Yes. But will he listen? 376 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,250 No. Look at it this way, Des. 377 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:08,680 Birds do it. 378 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,020 Bees do it. 379 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:12,470 Even educated Africans do it. 380 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:20,250 All right. 381 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:21,780 That's it. 382 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,869 Someone's got to walk in the morning. 383 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,010 Yes. Some of us do. 384 00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:29,620 Yes. Some of us need our beauty sleep. 385 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,480 Yep, and some of us don't. 386 00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,019 Night, then. 387 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,120 Night, then. 388 00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:40,479 Lock up your daughter, Desmond Ambrose. Don't worry, he won't be coming here 389 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,530 tonight. 390 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:07,970 I hear you want to talk to me. 391 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:10,910 That's good, because I need somebody to talk to. 392 00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:15,490 I mean, what is this world coming to? 393 00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:19,889 When everybody accepts as normal your little girl doing a thing with her 394 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:20,940 boyfriend. 395 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:22,740 Is it me? 396 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,190 Am I the old -fashioned one here? 397 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:29,910 Or is it as I suspect that everybody else is wrong and I am right? 398 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,970 It is difficult to cross the bear of being right. 399 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:35,920 But you do it well. 400 00:22:38,670 --> 00:22:40,950 All right, I admit she's 20 years old. 401 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:44,410 I remember what I was like at that age. 402 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,920 But that was with other people's daughters. 403 00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:54,230 Yes, other people's daughters. 404 00:23:17,419 --> 00:23:18,469 Ooh. Oh, this. 405 00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,790 I've just come to drop off Gloria's keys. 406 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,940 There. Don't worry, I can see myself out. 407 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:29,540 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31716

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