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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:11,450 From the long, hot night with an ocean breeze to the damp and to the rain of 2 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:12,450 London City. 3 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:19,370 We come from the tunnel to live in the coal line. It's nearer my watch, my 4 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:20,410 coconut tree. 5 00:00:22,870 --> 00:00:24,190 Don't scratch my soccer. 6 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,130 Do the parties over. 7 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:35,430 Let's keep the music sweet. Wind up your waist and feel the heat. 8 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:40,820 For you. 9 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:42,960 Another bill? 10 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:45,760 Another bill for you? 11 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,660 This one's for me. 12 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,160 And that's your bill. 13 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:54,060 Oh, no! 14 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,500 What's wrong, sir? 15 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,850 Hello, my loving sister and brother -in -law. 16 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:12,090 That's Desmond and Shirley, as I affectionately note. 17 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:14,890 I'll be visiting you on Friday the 13th. 18 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:16,130 See you then. 19 00:01:16,190 --> 00:01:18,490 Love, Susie. Friday the 13th? 20 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:20,110 That's today. 21 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:21,390 Unlucky for some. 22 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,870 If your sister's coming to stay, it's unlucky for us. 23 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:27,210 Well, she didn't say she was coming to stay. 24 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:30,570 Oh, she lives in Jamaica. We live in Peckham. She'll exactly come and go. 25 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:34,870 I know Desmond, but she is my sister. 26 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:38,120 You mean after all the wicked things that woman has said about you, you call 27 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,120 your sister? 28 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,420 Well, I still call you my husband, don't I? 29 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,340 Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not having that lying, cheating, scheming, 30 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:50,080 cantankerous, adulterous, flirtatious woman in this house. 31 00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:52,360 Just speak your mind, Dad. 32 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,780 Now, my sister is not like that. She's just high -spirited. 33 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,370 Well, look, if we... explain to her that she could only stay for a couple of 34 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,370 days, then she wouldn't take advantage. 35 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:12,350 Hello? 36 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:15,390 Home office? 37 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:18,910 Yes. 38 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:21,850 Well, I'm afraid she's not in. 39 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,470 Mr. Turner, yes. 40 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,610 Mr. Turner, I tell her that you called. 41 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:29,110 That was for Susan, wasn't it? 42 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:33,310 Yes. The woman giving out all the telephone numbers, she didn't reach here 43 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:43,850 Good morning, Tiger. 44 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:46,430 How do you feel after last night? 45 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:47,929 Last night? 46 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:49,790 Oh, I love a man who's modest. 47 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:50,569 You do? 48 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,390 You're like Clark Kent, aren't you? 49 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:57,110 Mild -mannered assistant bank manager by day, but give you a phone booth or a 50 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,110 wine bar. 51 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,100 and you become Superman. 52 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,940 Oh, yes, the wine bar. 53 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,160 Did I, um... Did you? 54 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,160 Did I do anything embarrassing? 55 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:11,280 Oh, well, I wasn't embarrassed, sir, but then I'm not easily shocked. 56 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,680 Oh, no. Don't worry, sir. You give it a whole new meaning to the term hands -on 57 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,680 management. 58 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:19,080 You say don't worry. 59 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,600 Hello? 60 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:28,190 Reverse charges? 61 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:29,810 Okay, why not? 62 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:31,370 Hello? 63 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:32,490 Hello, Michael. 64 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,630 Speaking. Is your auntie so -so? 65 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:36,830 Oh, no. 66 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:38,210 Yes. 67 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:42,110 Listen, my nephew, I want you to come and pick me up now. 68 00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:46,610 She says I'd love to, but you see, I'm at work now and I can't leave the 69 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:48,010 What do you mean you can't? 70 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,330 I'm your auntie. 71 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,780 You know how much you cost to make this phone call? 72 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:54,300 Yes, I do. 50 pence every 30 seconds. 73 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,540 That's right. 74 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,140 If you don't come and pick me up, I will stay on the line until you do. 75 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:05,280 You can't switch me up because I'm the one that's ringing you. 76 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:07,520 Want to bet? 77 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,660 Michael. Michael. 78 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:11,220 Michael. 79 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:16,279 Now, Mandy. Yes, sir. About last night. 80 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:17,620 Yes, sir. 81 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:23,370 You see, we're both consenting adults, and as adults, we sometimes do things 82 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:24,370 that... Things, sir? 83 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:29,630 Yes, Mandy, things. You see, when one's had too much to drink, one says certain 84 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:34,290 things, and one does certain things that one wouldn't ordinarily do. Ah, but you 85 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:38,590 know what they say, sir. When one has had too much to drink, the real one is 86 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:41,430 revealed, as you were last night. 87 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:45,110 Thank you, Mandy. That was most comforting. 88 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:48,750 Mr. Amber's office. 89 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,480 It's Jesus. 90 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:52,940 Helen? 91 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:29,420 As you're always saying that people don't do enough to help their family. 92 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:32,740 The trouble is, Susu is not Desmond's family. She's my sister. 93 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,340 I'm Desmond's sister enough. 94 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:35,660 More like an outlaw. 95 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:40,280 Look, there is one solution to this problem. If you don't want to put her up 96 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,340 a few days, I will. You? 97 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,600 You? Yeah, me. Any objections? 98 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,260 Yes. You're too young. 99 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:47,779 For what? 100 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:50,080 We're only talking about my spare room, pork pie. 101 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,500 Hey, I get it. You're jealous. 102 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:56,760 No, I'm not. Oh, yes, you are. Because you know she likes younger men. 103 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,480 Well, she can stay at my place. 104 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:02,620 I've got a room for you which was vacated last week. Who, you? Yes, and 105 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:03,599 wrong with that? 106 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,440 You're not too young, that's for sure. 107 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,000 I think that I should put her up. 108 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,980 Because Susu and I have a history. We're from the same country, and as her 109 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,620 fellow countryman, I know how to make her happy. 110 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,720 Susu! 111 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,360 Auntie Sousou, don't you ever, ever do that again. 112 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:37,740 You know what happens to me when somebody tells me not to do something? 113 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:38,339 him, Cheryl. 114 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:41,840 What your Auntie Sousou means, Michael, is thank you. 115 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,080 Never again. 116 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,480 in the shop. 117 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,100 You still here, Popeye? 118 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,480 Hello, Sue Sue, darling. 119 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,840 You still here to match? I thought you had more sense. 120 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,000 Hello, Tone. 121 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,200 Okay, 122 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,960 I'll come to the point. 123 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,900 I'm only passing through. 124 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,120 Have some fun, you know what I mean? 125 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,180 I just want to shake up myself on the dance floor. 126 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:57,060 This is a family home, and the things that I have in mind is strictly for 127 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,060 adults only. 128 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,680 So I've decided to stay elsewhere. 129 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,220 Anywhere in particular? 130 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:04,580 I don't know yet. 131 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:07,600 Well, you're most welcome to stay with me sometime. 132 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,200 Thank you, Matthew. 133 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,740 But it's not my mind that needs stimulating. 134 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,219 They do? 135 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,220 Oh, yes. 136 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:35,720 How about me and you going to a restaurant to start off with 7 .30? 137 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:39,340 After that, who knows? 138 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:42,860 Sounds good to me. 139 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:45,040 Good. 140 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,600 Can I leave up me bags at your house? I'll go one better than that. You can 141 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,240 stay. You sure you can afford it? 142 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,400 That one. 143 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,280 Give Popeye some money. 144 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:02,530 Keep the change. 145 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,710 And Popeye? 146 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:05,970 Keep the lady. 147 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:12,370 Listen, Susu, a Mr. Turner from the home office rang. He wants you to ring him 148 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:13,370 back. 149 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:15,970 You all right? 150 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,710 Yes, I'm fine. 151 00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:19,650 What did you tell him? 152 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:20,970 Nothing. 153 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:23,110 Let's keep it that way. 154 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,230 You ready, Popeye? 155 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:26,480 raise your voice in a restaurant, they might think you're ignorant, but you 156 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,800 don't have to act it, okay? Okay, okay, sorry. 157 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,760 Just that you keep looking at the waiter. 158 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,740 I just exercise in my eyes. 159 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,920 Well, rest them now. 160 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:41,020 So tell me, Susu, what's been happening? You didn't go back to Jamaica? 161 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,560 No. 162 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:48,260 I was staying with my ex -husband's sister in Birmingham, but we outgrew 163 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:51,180 other. What do you mean, outgrew each other? She threw me out. 164 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,320 Thrown out like a dirty piece of garbage. 165 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,960 Just because the telephone bill was 400 pounds. 166 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:01,079 What? 167 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,920 It wasn't all my phone calls. 168 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,760 I was missing my sons. 169 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,720 And I hadn't caught up with the latest gossip in Jamaica. 170 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,880 I was homesick. 171 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,960 And lonely? 172 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,600 You know the worst thing? 173 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,980 After about six months, they said that I should earn my keep. 174 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,000 I had to do all the washing up and cleaning for them. 175 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:22,300 Why didn't you get a job? 176 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:25,070 Because I'm not a resident of this country. 177 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,410 Well, how did you survive? 178 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,930 Well, you know, I had some rich admirers. 179 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:35,430 But I've fed up with all that now. They're only interested in one thing. 180 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,410 I'm not, Susu. You're not? 181 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,630 Why not? 182 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:41,930 Because I love you, Doreen. 183 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:43,610 Don't call me Doreen! 184 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:48,650 I know it's been damn, but people only call me... 185 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,950 Some wine, sir? No, champagne. 186 00:11:55,790 --> 00:12:00,170 Any particular champagne, sir? Yes, champagne, champagne. 187 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,650 A bottle of your finest. 188 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:05,030 Are you sure, sir? 189 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,910 Yes, sir. Now go away. 190 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,350 Just exercising. 191 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:20,750 Susu, I have loved you ever since the first time I saw you. You might think 192 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,010 an old man making a fool of myself. 193 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,230 But you're not spring chicken. 194 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,970 And as time goes by, we need each other. 195 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:31,610 Popeye, let's just take things slowly. 196 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:33,610 Okay. 197 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,970 You really love me? 198 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,370 Yeah, man. 199 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:41,590 Good. 200 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,310 There it goes. 201 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,150 Eighty -five pounds, sir. 202 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,490 What? Do it nicely. 203 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:54,550 Poor guy. 204 00:12:55,070 --> 00:13:00,610 Will you marry me? I will, I will. I do. Yes, I do. I mean... Yamon! 205 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,210 She loves me. 206 00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:05,670 She loves me. 207 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,230 She loves me. 208 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,710 She loves me. 209 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,710 Desmond, what are you trying to do? Kill me? 210 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,530 No. She might know. 211 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,730 Who is she? 212 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:20,610 Are you talking about my intended... Susu. 213 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:22,070 Listen, Desmond. 214 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,740 We've been friends for many years. But when I told you I was getting married, 215 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,840 the first word to come out of your mouth was, why? 216 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,540 That's great pork pie. 217 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,780 Well done, like any normal person. 218 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,780 What pork pie? Yes, hush up, Desmond. 219 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,320 And I wasn't born yesterday. 220 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,800 And she might be taking me for a ride. Well, at least it will be a happy one. 221 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:46,600 Everybody always seen me as an old fool, even when I was young. 222 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,660 They'll be wrong and we might be foolish. 223 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,160 But we love each other. 224 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,390 You know what it's like? living on your own at my age? 225 00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:57,190 Why do you think I spend so much time at the barbershop? Because I don't want to 226 00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:58,190 go home. 227 00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,410 And now I can look forward to going home. 228 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,750 I'm not young anymore, Desmond. 229 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,990 And at my age, you find happiness where you can. 230 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:09,210 I thought that you of all persons would understand. 231 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:11,730 It's all right for you. 232 00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:13,570 You have Shirley. 233 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:17,830 D have his S. Well, P wants his S too. Is that all right with you? 234 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:19,970 So long as you're happy. 235 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,500 to see you, sir. 236 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,539 Who is it? 237 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:45,740 I'm not sure, but she said, tell him me here and me can't wait. 238 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,360 Me need some money for an engagement ring. 239 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,260 Suzu. Okay. 240 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,860 Mandy, before you let her in. Yes, sir. 241 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,440 What exactly did happen at the wine bar? And let's have the truth. 242 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:03,840 Okay. We were in the bar. It was all very jolly until a group of yobs in grey 243 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:08,380 suits and I imagine grey underpants as well started looking at us. 244 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,640 One got the distinct impression they didn't like the fact that we were 245 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:17,720 Anyway, they came over and asked me if I wanted better company, to which you 246 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,900 replied, if theirs was the best company on offer, they'd better call in the 247 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,900 receivers. 248 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:27,600 Anyway, anyway, the headlob took a swing at you. You pinned him against the 249 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,760 wall, gave him a piece of your mind. Oh, you were magnificent. 250 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,380 Is that, um... 251 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,960 All that happened? 252 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,360 Sadly, yes, sir. 253 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,140 How did you get a hangover? 254 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,660 Well, the whole place bought you drinks. 255 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,640 Mandy? Yes, sir? 256 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,459 You're a brick. 257 00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:50,460 Oh, sir. 258 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,840 Sister Shirley. 259 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,060 Doreen, stop your stupidness and sit. 260 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,780 I knew you were angry. 261 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,540 You only call me Doreen when you're angry. 262 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,560 I am not angry, Doreen. You see? 263 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,800 There you go again. 264 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,080 Sit down. 265 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:28,400 This must be serious because you don't know how to begin. 266 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,180 Why is it that you always try me patience? 267 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:42,040 Why is it that after 50 -odd years, I still feel responsible for you? You 268 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:42,839 have to. 269 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,839 Well, I do. 270 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,120 And I think this time you're gone too far. 271 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,240 What are you talking about? You know what I mean. 272 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:49,460 I've no idea. 273 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,400 Look, Doreen, don't act the innocent with me because it don't suit you. 274 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,800 I see men eating out of your hand. I see you chew them up and spit them out. I 275 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,360 see you flip from flower to flower like a butterfly. 276 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:02,479 I see. 277 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,800 It's jealous you're jealous. 278 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,680 life has amounted to nothing? Why should I be jealous of you? 279 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,540 What is it you want from me? 280 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:19,660 I'm sick to death of your look -down -your -nose attitude at me. 281 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:24,720 You think your life better than mine? Look at it. Is this the product of years 282 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,700 of hard work, this crummy wallpaper, and much of sofa? 283 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,960 You think I want that? 284 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,720 Doreen, don't you ever come into my house and insult me. 285 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,810 So now put your backside on that chair before I push you down. 286 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,310 I hate it when you get angry. 287 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:47,010 I hate it when you raise your voice. 288 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,650 You're not just like Daddy. 289 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:52,870 In fact, you're not just like Mommy and Daddy. 290 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,690 Shut up. 291 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,150 I said shut up. 292 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:01,670 Never before in my life have I been so angry. 293 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:05,650 You are trouble, Doreen. You always have been and you're... 294 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,900 I hate to see you bringing that trouble to others. You bleed them, suck them 295 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,260 dry. You make me sound like a vampire. 296 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,220 I'm surprised that you go for pork pie. 297 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,940 I mean, after all, he don't have no money. I love him, Shirley. 298 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:27,680 No, you don't. You have never loved pork pie. If I had a pound for every time 299 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:32,560 you called him an idiot, I could change the wallpaper, buy a new sofa. 300 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,340 No, Doreen. 301 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,300 I know what you're planning. 302 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:41,420 I know why you're marrying Popeye and it ain't love. 303 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,680 Shirley, why you can't believe me for once? 304 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,960 Just this once. 305 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,160 My loving sister, Shirley. 306 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,320 Susu. 307 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,900 Susu, what am I going to do with you? 308 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,820 You could make me a cup of tea. 309 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,400 Hello? Ah, yes. 310 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,860 Just a minute. It's for you. Who is it? 311 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,220 I don't know. 312 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,420 Don't tell them I'm not here. 313 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,920 Well, I told them you are already. 314 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,440 And anyway, they must have heard everything because I didn't cover them 315 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,480 please. 316 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:12,210 gets married. Ah, when Porkpie gets married. 317 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:15,910 When Porkpie gets married? I mean, he's not going to be coming round every day 318 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,670 to sit with his little bosom buddy anymore, is he? 319 00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:24,190 Sean, Porkpie has never been what I'd call a buddy, or remotely connected with 320 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,190 my bosom. 321 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:30,970 You know, it always amazes me how you two can sit there day in, day out. I 322 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,430 you're so different. What do you find to talk about? 323 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,750 Well, we talk to you, don't we? 324 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,189 Michael knows. 325 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,770 Some of the best relationships are based on opposites. I mean, take Desmond and 326 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:40,689 me, for example. 327 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:41,449 That's right. 328 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,590 People often ask me why I stay with you. 329 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,630 In reply, I tell them I'm too busy to find somebody else. 330 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,310 Well, I think Popeye will still come round here anyway. 331 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:58,090 Yes, to get away from Susu. Oh, dear, we promised we'd be more positive about 332 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,090 the marriage. 333 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:01,290 Hello, 334 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,190 everybody. 335 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:09,790 I just... like to show you all my new engagement ring bought for me by my new 336 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,230 fiancé, Forky B .B. 337 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:15,330 With a little help from my nephew. 338 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,530 However, we have some news to tell everybody. 339 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,130 I don't know where to start. 340 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,350 Well, you better hurry up. He'll be here soon. 341 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,330 Forky, you were right, Shirley, as usual. 342 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:34,250 I didn't want to marry Porkpie because I loved him. You didn't? You certainly 343 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,370 didn't marry him for his money. 344 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:40,190 No. I wanted to marry Porkpie because I wanted to stay in this country. 345 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:46,410 I knew it. I knew it. The truth is, I've outstayed my visit here. 346 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:52,910 And Mr. Turner from the Home Office traced me to Birmingham to deport me. 347 00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:56,430 My stupid sister -in -law gave him your number. 348 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:07,030 After you talked to me, Cheryl, and I received a phone call, I felt I had to 349 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,030 tell Popeye. 350 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,590 I couldn't let him down. 351 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,830 When I told him, do you know what that stupid man said? 352 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:21,510 He said he didn't care and that he still loved me. 353 00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:28,710 For the first time in my life, somebody genuinely telling me... 354 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:33,890 So now I'm going. 355 00:22:35,910 --> 00:22:36,910 Goodbye, Shirley. 356 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,700 I've got a fiancée in Jamaica that I'm going to marry. All I need is a girl. 25487