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From the long, hot night with an ocean
breeze to the damp and to the rain of
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London City.
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We come from the tunnel to live in the
coal line. It's nearer my watch, my
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coconut tree.
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Don't scratch my soccer.
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Do the parties over.
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Let's keep the music sweet. Wind up your
waist and feel the heat.
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For you.
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Another bill?
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Another bill for you?
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This one's for me.
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And that's your bill.
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Oh, no!
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What's wrong, sir?
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Hello, my loving sister and brother -in
-law.
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That's Desmond and Shirley, as I
affectionately note.
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I'll be visiting you on Friday the 13th.
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See you then.
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Love, Susie. Friday the 13th?
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That's today.
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Unlucky for some.
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If your sister's coming to stay, it's
unlucky for us.
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Well, she didn't say she was coming to
stay.
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Oh, she lives in Jamaica. We live in
Peckham. She'll exactly come and go.
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I know Desmond, but she is my sister.
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You mean after all the wicked things
that woman has said about you, you call
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your sister?
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Well, I still call you my husband, don't
I?
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Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not
having that lying, cheating, scheming,
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cantankerous, adulterous, flirtatious
woman in this house.
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Just speak your mind, Dad.
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Now, my sister is not like that. She's
just high -spirited.
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Well, look, if we... explain to her that
she could only stay for a couple of
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days, then she wouldn't take advantage.
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Hello?
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Home office?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm afraid she's not in.
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Mr. Turner, yes.
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Mr. Turner, I tell her that you called.
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That was for Susan, wasn't it?
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Yes. The woman giving out all the
telephone numbers, she didn't reach here
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Good morning, Tiger.
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How do you feel after last night?
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Last night?
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Oh, I love a man who's modest.
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You do?
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You're like Clark Kent, aren't you?
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Mild -mannered assistant bank manager by
day, but give you a phone booth or a
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wine bar.
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and you become Superman.
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Oh, yes, the wine bar.
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Did I, um... Did you?
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Did I do anything embarrassing?
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Oh, well, I wasn't embarrassed, sir, but
then I'm not easily shocked.
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Oh, no. Don't worry, sir. You give it a
whole new meaning to the term hands -on
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management.
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You say don't worry.
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Hello?
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Reverse charges?
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Okay, why not?
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Hello?
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Hello, Michael.
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Speaking. Is your auntie so -so?
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Oh, no.
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Yes.
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Listen, my nephew, I want you to come
and pick me up now.
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She says I'd love to, but you see, I'm
at work now and I can't leave the
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What do you mean you can't?
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I'm your auntie.
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You know how much you cost to make this
phone call?
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Yes, I do. 50 pence every 30 seconds.
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That's right.
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If you don't come and pick me up, I will
stay on the line until you do.
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You can't switch me up because I'm the
one that's ringing you.
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Want to bet?
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Michael. Michael.
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Michael.
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Now, Mandy. Yes, sir. About last night.
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Yes, sir.
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You see, we're both consenting adults,
and as adults, we sometimes do things
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that... Things, sir?
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Yes, Mandy, things. You see, when one's
had too much to drink, one says certain
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things, and one does certain things that
one wouldn't ordinarily do. Ah, but you
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know what they say, sir. When one has
had too much to drink, the real one is
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revealed, as you were last night.
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Thank you, Mandy. That was most
comforting.
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Mr. Amber's office.
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It's Jesus.
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Helen?
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As you're always saying that people
don't do enough to help their family.
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The trouble is, Susu is not Desmond's
family. She's my sister.
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I'm Desmond's sister enough.
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More like an outlaw.
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Look, there is one solution to this
problem. If you don't want to put her up
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a few days, I will. You?
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You? Yeah, me. Any objections?
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Yes. You're too young.
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For what?
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We're only talking about my spare room,
pork pie.
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Hey, I get it. You're jealous.
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No, I'm not. Oh, yes, you are. Because
you know she likes younger men.
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Well, she can stay at my place.
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I've got a room for you which was
vacated last week. Who, you? Yes, and
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wrong with that?
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You're not too young, that's for sure.
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I think that I should put her up.
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Because Susu and I have a history. We're
from the same country, and as her
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fellow countryman, I know how to make
her happy.
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Susu!
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Auntie Sousou, don't you ever, ever do
that again.
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You know what happens to me when
somebody tells me not to do something?
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him, Cheryl.
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What your Auntie Sousou means, Michael,
is thank you.
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Never again.
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in the shop.
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You still here, Popeye?
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Hello, Sue Sue, darling.
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You still here to match? I thought you
had more sense.
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Hello, Tone.
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Okay,
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I'll come to the point.
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I'm only passing through.
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Have some fun, you know what I mean?
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I just want to shake up myself on the
dance floor.
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This is a family home, and the things
that I have in mind is strictly for
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adults only.
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So I've decided to stay elsewhere.
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Anywhere in particular?
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I don't know yet.
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Well, you're most welcome to stay with
me sometime.
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Thank you, Matthew.
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But it's not my mind that needs
stimulating.
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They do?
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Oh, yes.
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How about me and you going to a
restaurant to start off with 7 .30?
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After that, who knows?
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Sounds good to me.
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Good.
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Can I leave up me bags at your house?
I'll go one better than that. You can
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stay. You sure you can afford it?
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That one.
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Give Popeye some money.
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Keep the change.
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And Popeye?
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Keep the lady.
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Listen, Susu, a Mr. Turner from the home
office rang. He wants you to ring him
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back.
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You all right?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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What did you tell him?
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Nothing.
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Let's keep it that way.
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You ready, Popeye?
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raise your voice in a restaurant, they
might think you're ignorant, but you
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don't have to act it, okay? Okay, okay,
sorry.
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Just that you keep looking at the
waiter.
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I just exercise in my eyes.
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Well, rest them now.
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So tell me, Susu, what's been happening?
You didn't go back to Jamaica?
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No.
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I was staying with my ex -husband's
sister in Birmingham, but we outgrew
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other. What do you mean, outgrew each
other? She threw me out.
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Thrown out like a dirty piece of
garbage.
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Just because the telephone bill was 400
pounds.
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What?
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It wasn't all my phone calls.
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I was missing my sons.
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And I hadn't caught up with the latest
gossip in Jamaica.
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I was homesick.
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And lonely?
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You know the worst thing?
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After about six months, they said that I
should earn my keep.
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I had to do all the washing up and
cleaning for them.
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Why didn't you get a job?
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Because I'm not a resident of this
country.
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Well, how did you survive?
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Well, you know, I had some rich
admirers.
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But I've fed up with all that now.
They're only interested in one thing.
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I'm not, Susu. You're not?
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Why not?
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Because I love you, Doreen.
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Don't call me Doreen!
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I know it's been damn, but people only
call me...
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Some wine, sir? No, champagne.
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Any particular champagne, sir? Yes,
champagne, champagne.
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A bottle of your finest.
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Are you sure, sir?
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Yes, sir. Now go away.
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Just exercising.
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Susu, I have loved you ever since the
first time I saw you. You might think
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an old man making a fool of myself.
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But you're not spring chicken.
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And as time goes by, we need each other.
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Popeye, let's just take things slowly.
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Okay.
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You really love me?
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Yeah, man.
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Good.
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There it goes.
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Eighty -five pounds, sir.
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What? Do it nicely.
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Poor guy.
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Will you marry me? I will, I will. I do.
Yes, I do. I mean... Yamon!
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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Desmond, what are you trying to do? Kill
me?
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No. She might know.
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Who is she?
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Are you talking about my intended...
Susu.
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Listen, Desmond.
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We've been friends for many years. But
when I told you I was getting married,
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the first word to come out of your mouth
was, why?
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That's great pork pie.
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Well done, like any normal person.
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What pork pie? Yes, hush up, Desmond.
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And I wasn't born yesterday.
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And she might be taking me for a ride.
Well, at least it will be a happy one.
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Everybody always seen me as an old fool,
even when I was young.
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They'll be wrong and we might be
foolish.
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But we love each other.
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You know what it's like? living on your
own at my age?
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Why do you think I spend so much time at
the barbershop? Because I don't want to
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go home.
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And now I can look forward to going
home.
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I'm not young anymore, Desmond.
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And at my age, you find happiness where
you can.
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I thought that you of all persons would
understand.
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It's all right for you.
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You have Shirley.
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D have his S. Well, P wants his S too.
Is that all right with you?
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So long as you're happy.
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to see you, sir.
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Who is it?
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I'm not sure, but she said, tell him me
here and me can't wait.
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Me need some money for an engagement
ring.
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Suzu. Okay.
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Mandy, before you let her in. Yes, sir.
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What exactly did happen at the wine bar?
And let's have the truth.
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Okay. We were in the bar. It was all
very jolly until a group of yobs in grey
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suits and I imagine grey underpants as
well started looking at us.
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One got the distinct impression they
didn't like the fact that we were
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Anyway, they came over and asked me if I
wanted better company, to which you
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replied, if theirs was the best company
on offer, they'd better call in the
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receivers.
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Anyway, anyway, the headlob took a swing
at you. You pinned him against the
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wall, gave him a piece of your mind. Oh,
you were magnificent.
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Is that, um...
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All that happened?
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Sadly, yes, sir.
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How did you get a hangover?
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Well, the whole place bought you drinks.
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Mandy? Yes, sir?
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You're a brick.
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Oh, sir.
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Sister Shirley.
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Doreen, stop your stupidness and sit.
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I knew you were angry.
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You only call me Doreen when you're
angry.
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I am not angry, Doreen. You see?
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There you go again.
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Sit down.
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This must be serious because you don't
know how to begin.
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Why is it that you always try me
patience?
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Why is it that after 50 -odd years, I
still feel responsible for you? You
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have to.
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Well, I do.
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And I think this time you're gone too
far.
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What are you talking about? You know
what I mean.
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I've no idea.
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Look, Doreen, don't act the innocent
with me because it don't suit you.
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I see men eating out of your hand. I see
you chew them up and spit them out. I
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see you flip from flower to flower like
a butterfly.
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I see.
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It's jealous you're jealous.
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life has amounted to nothing? Why should
I be jealous of you?
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What is it you want from me?
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I'm sick to death of your look -down
-your -nose attitude at me.
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You think your life better than mine?
Look at it. Is this the product of years
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of hard work, this crummy wallpaper, and
much of sofa?
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You think I want that?
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Doreen, don't you ever come into my
house and insult me.
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So now put your backside on that chair
before I push you down.
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I hate it when you get angry.
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I hate it when you raise your voice.
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You're not just like Daddy.
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In fact, you're not just like Mommy and
Daddy.
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Shut up.
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I said shut up.
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Never before in my life have I been so
angry.
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You are trouble, Doreen. You always have
been and you're...
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I hate to see you bringing that trouble
to others. You bleed them, suck them
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dry. You make me sound like a vampire.
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I'm surprised that you go for pork pie.
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I mean, after all, he don't have no
money. I love him, Shirley.
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No, you don't. You have never loved pork
pie. If I had a pound for every time
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you called him an idiot, I could change
the wallpaper, buy a new sofa.
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No, Doreen.
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I know what you're planning.
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I know why you're marrying Popeye and it
ain't love.
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Shirley, why you can't believe me for
once?
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Just this once.
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My loving sister, Shirley.
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Susu.
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Susu, what am I going to do with you?
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You could make me a cup of tea.
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Hello? Ah, yes.
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Just a minute. It's for you. Who is it?
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I don't know.
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Don't tell them I'm not here.
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Well, I told them you are already.
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And anyway, they must have heard
everything because I didn't cover them
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please.
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gets married. Ah, when Porkpie gets
married.
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When Porkpie gets married? I mean, he's
not going to be coming round every day
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to sit with his little bosom buddy
anymore, is he?
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Sean, Porkpie has never been what I'd
call a buddy, or remotely connected with
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my bosom.
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You know, it always amazes me how you
two can sit there day in, day out. I
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you're so different. What do you find to
talk about?
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Well, we talk to you, don't we?
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Michael knows.
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Some of the best relationships are based
on opposites. I mean, take Desmond and
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me, for example.
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That's right.
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People often ask me why I stay with you.
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In reply, I tell them I'm too busy to
find somebody else.
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Well, I think Popeye will still come
round here anyway.
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Yes, to get away from Susu. Oh, dear, we
promised we'd be more positive about
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the marriage.
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Hello,
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everybody.
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I just... like to show you all my new
engagement ring bought for me by my new
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fiancé, Forky B .B.
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With a little help from my nephew.
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However, we have some news to tell
everybody.
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I don't know where to start.
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Well, you better hurry up. He'll be here
soon.
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Forky, you were right, Shirley, as
usual.
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I didn't want to marry Porkpie because I
loved him. You didn't? You certainly
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didn't marry him for his money.
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No. I wanted to marry Porkpie because I
wanted to stay in this country.
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I knew it. I knew it. The truth is, I've
outstayed my visit here.
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And Mr. Turner from the Home Office
traced me to Birmingham to deport me.
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My stupid sister -in -law gave him your
number.
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After you talked to me, Cheryl, and I
received a phone call, I felt I had to
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tell Popeye.
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I couldn't let him down.
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When I told him, do you know what that
stupid man said?
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He said he didn't care and that he still
loved me.
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For the first time in my life, somebody
genuinely telling me...
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So now I'm going.
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Goodbye, Shirley.
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I've got a fiancée in Jamaica that I'm
going to marry. All I need is a girl.
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