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From the long hot night with an ocean
breeze to the damp and to the rain of
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London City.
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We come from the sun to live in the cold
and make me rum, I want my coconut
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tree.
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Let's keep the music sweet, wind up your
waist and feel the heat.
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When I promise to decorate the church
for the christening tomorrow, I didn't
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realize Sinja wanted flowers from wall
to wall. I'm going to need some help.
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Well, I hope the baby doesn't suffer
from hay fever.
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I do.
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Ah, shit!
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Sinja, you mentioned the word help.
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Dad, I'm going to need some money.
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You want money?
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You sleep up.
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You going to help me?
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Shirley, I don't mind helping with the
labels, but I draw the line when it
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to christenings after what happened to
me at mine.
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I know I'm going to regret this, but
what happened at yours?
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My parents thought so much of me, they
decided to name me after famous generals
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and emperors.
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Augustus, Napoleon, Cleveland Grant.
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But that vicar was an ignorant man.
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He never read a history book in his
life, and he christened me Augustus
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Neapolitan.
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in the history of the Caribbean to be
named after an ice cream.
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So that means you ain't gonna help me?
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Nope.
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Did anything traumatic happen at my
christening, Mum? Oh, no, no.
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You were so good.
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Big brown eyes, smiling up at your
vicar.
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I even got the little lace dress that
you wore.
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And the little lace bonnet.
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Yeah, well, I think I'll go down to the
gym. Pump some iron. You know what I
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mean?
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Sir Desmond, what about you?
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Don't look at me. I don't know anything
about flowers. I'm not a florist. You
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don't know anything about hair, but
you're still a barber.
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What do you know about barbering? When
last you had your hair cut? You dare not
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take off your hat in case the breeze
blew away what lip you had?
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I wouldn't be so loose with that tongue
of yours if I was you.
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You're starting to wear thin on top
yourself.
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What?
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Shirley,
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come and look at the head.
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Let me see.
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Thank you, Desmond.
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All evening.
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We nearly finish yet?
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Right.
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Isn't it pretty?
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You remember all those years ago when
you and I stood arm in arm like this in
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front of the altar?
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Yes. Your father was scolding at me as
if he was having second thoughts about
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Marianus. I think I was the one having
second thoughts.
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I was so scared.
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Who were you scared of?
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Oh, a million and one thoughts flashed
through my mind.
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You know how sometimes you go towards a
closed door and you put your hand out to
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open it because there's something really
important on the other side that you
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want? Yes, and then you hesitate for a
moment before you turn the hand.
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That's right.
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You know what I'm trying to say? Of
course. You women are the only people
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get butterflies in your tummy.
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I was scared too.
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Frightened to death, in fact.
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I suddenly started wondering if love was
like a ball of string that one day
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you'd get to the end of it.
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But we tie the ends together.
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You know love was not, eh?
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So happy me out wasn't all that bad, was
it?
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No. But this is better.
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Thank you.
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That's only rubbish.
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Mrs. Ambrose, I was wondering if you
would mind helping Linda with the Sunday
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school this week. What a trifle start.
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Oh, I can't see why not.
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Oh, we Ambroses like to help, don't we,
Desmond?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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We're not doing anything important on
Sunday, are we? Well, you're not. I am.
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You're not going to give Popeye and
Mathieu a lesson in the art of domino
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Why you have to tell the vicar you're
playing dummy knows on Sunday?
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Right.
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You think he'd want to draw, huh?
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Rubbish.
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attention to me.
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But you said I had to read about the
game before Sunday.
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No, Ma, no.
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I said you have to learn to read the
game.
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And you can only do that by playing it.
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Feel the pieces.
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They come alive in your hand. They talk
to you.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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You're wasting your breath. The only
learning, Matthew, understand is book
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learning. You don't have the same animal
instincts like we do.
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But if I were you, Desmond, there's an
old African saying.
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A tiger has seven whiskers, but where do
you stand to count them?
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Look about it.
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You can't frighten me.
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starting? After lunch tomorrow, me, you
can't play down me nose on an empty
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stomach. Well, no. A table would be
better.
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Yes, a table would be better.
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One thing I've grown to love in this
country is this traditional Sunday
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The gathering of family and best love
friends around the table. Ah, the subtle
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aroma of the sizzling side of bees.
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You bust a blood vessel. I was going to
invite you to lunch.
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I just have to hurry back from Sunday
school.
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Ah, yes, the Sunday school teacher.
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I used to hate Sunday school.
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I had to polish my shoes, put on my long
trousers, and my mother used to look in
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my ear at least a dozen times before I
left the house.
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I wonder what she was looking for.
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Brains.
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I hope they surface before tomorrow.
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What if they still sing the same hymns
that we used to? Of course. Things like
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that never change.
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things bright and beautiful.
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All creatures great and small.
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We were staying here at the church.
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Oh, no.
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Most Sundays we have a trip arranged.
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It was Linda's idea to take them to
Crystal Palace, but she phoned a few
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ago to say that she couldn't make it
because the mother is ill.
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So if you'd rather not, I'm... Oh,
Crystal Palace.
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I'll have to phone and let Desmond know
I'll be home later than I thought. Of
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course.
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Do an 071, then the number, then send.
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Thank you.
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As there are only six of them...
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I think this should cover the expenses.
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Thanks.
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One, two, three, four... Desmond?
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Yes? We're going on a Sunday school
outing.
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Yay!
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Miss, miss, where are we going?
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Soon, soon, soon.
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Crystal Palace.
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Crystal Palace!
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Crystal Palace!
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Calm down, please.
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I want you all, if you can, to be on
your best behaviour for Mrs...
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Ambrose.
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Ambrose, yeah? Let's call her Miss Rice
Pudding.
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Miss Rice Pudding!
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Miss Rice Pudding! Excuse me, Miss Rice.
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I mean, Mrs. Ambrose, the service is
about to start. I really must be going.
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But you've got to peel them first.
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Sean will show you how.
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About three o 'clock?
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Yes. Bye.
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Bye. Oh, bless you.
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Thank you.
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Uh -uh.
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That's it for your lunch.
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so you will eat it at lunchtime. Right,
everyone, in two.
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Come on, come on, otherwise we'll never
get to Crystal Palace. You do want to
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go, don't you?
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Nah. That is a shame, because you're
going anyway. Come on.
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Off you go.
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Me? Yes, yes. Wait, wait, stop. What is
it? Guess what? Wayne's round the corner
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having a cigarette.
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Shall we just leave him, miss?
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Having a cigarette?
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What corner? Over there.
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Right.
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Wait here.
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Wait.
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I don't think it's a good idea for you
to smoke.
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Why not? I do it all the time. Well,
you're not going to do it today.
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Who's going to stop me?
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No one.
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You are going to stop of your own accord
because we're not going anywhere until
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you do. Okay.
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them to me.
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Everyone in twos. Off we go.
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In twos.
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What are you missing?
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Who is it?
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Armani! Oh, he's in the toilet with us.
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There's the maid.
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You hot enough for any?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. You in Camberwell
Cemetery?
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I thought you were supposed to be at
Crystal Palace.
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Not much of an outing for the children
in a cemetery.
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Not much life there.
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Desmond, look, I've lost one of the
children. I started out with six and now
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I've only got five.
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You said to start at gas, mark five and
turn it up to six.
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I know to pick potatoes, you know. I'm
not talking about potatoes. I'm
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talking...
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stupid. I lost him.
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How come you never lose any of ours,
Sheila?
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I don't know. So what do you want me to
do?
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I'm going to go back to the bus station
and I want you to meet me there so you
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can take care of the other kids.
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How will I recognize you?
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Just get there, please, and hurry up.
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Stay where you are.
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What? Hurry up.
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I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying.
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All right.
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Everything will be all right as long as
we don't...
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Sorry, Dad, she'll find a nose sweat.
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Check it, you never managed to hide from
her for very long, have you, Dad?
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Precisely. Come with me. Let's go.
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Oh, hang on. What? The match. Uncle
Porkpie and Matthew will be here in a
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minute. Oh, um, match postponed due to
unforeseen circumstances.
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Leave a note on the door. Oh, you're
pretty cool in an emergency, Dad. Well,
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an Ambrose. We're known for our calmness
throughout the whole...
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to remember is that you only make a bad
situation worse by panicking.
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Right.
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Um... Um... It's next to the cornflakes,
sir.
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I'm going to have to take the kids back
to the shop with you.
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I'm going to phone to Vicar. He must be
halfway across London by now. Why won't
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he? He'll be in church.
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I mean, when?
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I mean, the Vicar you can't phone him.
He'll be in church.
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He'll have his mobile.
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What's this world coming to when Vicar's
got phones?
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Sorry,
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sorry.
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Listen, children.
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You'll have to go back to the barber
shop with Mr.
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Ambrose.
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Let's form an order.
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invited to a person's home for lunch or
dinner, you don't turn up too early.
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And if you knew Shirley's cooking like I
do, you would be camping outside the
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shop from last night.
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I'm out watering already.
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I'm coming.
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What's this?
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The feeding of the 5 ,000?
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There's one missing.
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It's all right, Simone.
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Here he comes.
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Right. I'll tell you what we'll do, Mrs.
Ambrose.
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I'll shorten the service, and as soon as
you get here, we'll take my car and go
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looking for him.
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Last verse.
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Chop, chop.
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OK,
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OK, OK.
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Jeez, now I get the picture.
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So what are we supposed to do with you
lot then?
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Tie them up.
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Well, I suppose you all want lunch. Yay!
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What is it?
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Chicken. Yay!
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I don't like chicken.
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I don't think I lived in lunch.
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I tell you what, children, why don't you
all come over here and... watch your
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uncle Matthew and me play dominoes? No,
we want to play hairdressers. No, you
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mustn't. Come here, you.
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Are you going to behave?
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No.
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Hasta la vista, baby.
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How are you? Come here.
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I'll be back.
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Do you know what we do with bad boys in
Africa?
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No. Well, we make them stand...
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I must not be naughty.
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You must not be naughty.
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Well, just stop that. Boy, look, I
better catch my breath and then I'm
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charge the things.
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Dad, sit down before you fall down, lad.
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I want to go to the toilet.
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You children pretend to give your uncle
Popeye a haircut.
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They'll have to pretend.
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You don't have any hair.
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OK, I'm the barber.
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Look, Dad, look.
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Dad, I think I'm going to look upstairs
and panic about the lunch, OK? Just make
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sure they don't kill each other. Each
other?
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No, I don't have to wash my hands
because I didn't go to the toilet.
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But you have to wash your hands before
lunch.
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Yes, I will.
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Don't worry, I'll help you.
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Matthew.
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But Desmond, the wretched boy says he's
tired.
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A boy, miss.
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Look, look. Get over here. At once.
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I suppose you think you're funny.
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I was only having a laugh.
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You see me laughing?
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I can't even take a joke. Now, you hear
me, and hear me good.
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You are the most selfish child I have
ever met. You ruined the tryptocrystal
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salad. I was worried sick not knowing
what had happened to you.
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And now my husband is having to look
after all the other children while I
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out looking for you.
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You obviously did this because you
wanted more attention from me. Well, now
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you've got it.
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You won't understand.
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Try me.
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I might.
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Forget it. Sorry.
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Right? If you were one of mine... You're
just like my gran. It's not my fault if
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you can't take a joke.
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Fine. Well, you carry on with your fun
and jokes. Do exactly as you please.
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I'm going to see the vicar, and then I'm
going back to the shop. Goodbye.
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I said I'm sorry.
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Right. Tell me about your grin.
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Those turrets were slow, man. Whisk it.
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Look, Dad, I do know what I'm doing, you
know.
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Let me grip.
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I don't want lumps in my gravy.
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Dad, what makes you think it's going to
have lumps in it?
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It's too thin.
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It should be so thick you could slice
it. Dad!
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Desmond, it's best to let a man make his
own gravy. I should know I'm a gravy
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connoisseur.
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Continue destroying my sorbets and let
me educate my son. Give me the spoon.
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Gravy was the cause of my downfall.
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Pork pie, is there a story attached to
this by any chance?
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It was the very night I was going to ask
my wife to marry me.
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I cooked her this lovely meal, all her
favorite things.
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Okra, sweet potato, yam, roast chicken,
beans. What about the gravy?
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I come into that, man.
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When she tasted my gravy, she asked me
to marry her.
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Estimate the power of gravy.
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We're finished.
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We're ready.
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All right, all right. In a line, in a
line, in a line. Let me see your hands.
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Check.
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Check.
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Thank you, Uncle Desmond. And I tidied
the bathroom as well.
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Congratulations. Sit down.
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All right, nearly ready now. Good. I'm
starving.
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Well, if I may say so, that chicken is
not going to go very far.
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That's right. It's dead.
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as my stomach?
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That's fine with me.
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Well, you have to, because it's all
we've got, Uncle Porkpie.
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Got enough for three more?
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Hardly. Charlie, you found it? Yes, I
wasn't far away.
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Sit down and shut up!
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Yes, I'll tell you all about it later.
Vicar, we'll just take a lunch.
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Oh, I don't know if I should, Mrs.
Ambrose.
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There doesn't seem enough to go round.
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It's the least we can do.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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You know the story of the loaves and
fishes?
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Yes. You can't do that, can you?
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But I know a man who...
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