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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:12,399 From the long walk night to the ocean breeze, to the damp and to the rain of 2 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,450 London city. 3 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:20,719 We come from the sun to live in the cold, I'm in the rough, I want my 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,770 tree. 5 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,520 Let's keep the music sweet, wind up your waist and feel the edge. 6 00:00:46,831 --> 00:00:53,319 What's it for this time? Oh, well, I need money for the summer school trip. 7 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,499 Well, haven't I paid that? 8 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,379 Well, yeah, but this is for the funds to help those that can't pay. Well, if I 9 00:00:57,380 --> 00:01:00,450 knew there was a fund, I wouldn't have paid in the first place. 10 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,690 More? 11 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,120 Don't worry, Sean. I'll give you some. 12 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,150 That's my money. 13 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,330 Our money. 14 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,090 It's in a good cause, Desmond. Yes, it will cause Desmond to go broke. 15 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,140 Thanks. Later, Pop. 16 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,040 That just about sums up, kids. What you on about? 17 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,619 You spend all your money on them and then they leave. 18 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,599 But they're an investment for the future. 19 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,650 What do I want to invest for? I'll be dead. 20 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,960 That will do me. 21 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,510 Good morning, everyone. 22 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:33,680 Oh, shut up, Matthew. 23 00:01:33,710 --> 00:01:36,000 I hate people who are cheerful in the morning. 24 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:38,570 Hey, what's wrong, Popeye? The world, Shirley. 25 00:01:38,571 --> 00:01:39,789 That bad? 26 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:43,509 I mean, a man worked hard all his life, retires and can't make ends meet. And 27 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:46,889 then you got an African student who's never worked a day. Well, I resent that 28 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,690 remark. Good, because I'll repeat it. 29 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:52,669 Who's never worked a day in his life, beaming from ear to ear and living the 30 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:53,549 life of Riley. 31 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:55,290 I mean, something's got to be wrong. 32 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:56,590 How much is your bill? 33 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,090 It's the phone bill. 34 00:01:58,430 --> 00:02:01,040 I mean... How can they charge me 20 pounds? 35 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,900 I have made one call on my phone in the last quarter. 36 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:07,400 I know. You made them all on mine. That's right. 37 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,030 They're charging me 17 pounds for standing charge. 38 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,580 That means I'm paying 17 pounds just to stand and look at it. 39 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,399 Listen, Popeye, I know you're a proud man, and you wouldn't accept it if we 40 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,900 offered you the money. Who say? 41 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,150 I say. 42 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:28,119 So I think today we should bring you out of retirement and you can be our skivvy 43 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,680 for the day. I like the sound of that. So do I. 44 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,520 What do you want me to do? 45 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:37,619 Well, for a start, you can see to the needs of this client. Ask her if she 46 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:40,620 any tea or toast whilst I finish off my customer. 47 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:46,560 Would madam like to be seated? 48 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:56,150 Would madam like some tea or coffee and a toast? Oh, yes, please. Ah, shut up. 49 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:57,800 No, thanks. 50 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,290 What would madam like? 51 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:01,950 I'd like my father to recognize me. 52 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,200 What? 53 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:07,630 I want to know the man who called me Denise, Charlotte, Bronte, Christina, 54 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:09,070 Selena, Cassandra, Grant. 55 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:13,090 Denise, I didn't recognize you. I mean, you've grown. 56 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:15,690 You saw the last time you... 57 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,530 Matthew, this is my daughter, Denise. 58 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:27,050 Denise. Hello, Shirley. 59 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:29,990 How are you? How's your mother? 60 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:35,290 Hello, Desmond. I don't believe this. 61 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,810 Hi. Hello. 62 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,020 My name is Matthew, and it's a great privilege to meet you. 63 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:46,150 So where did you... How did you... What did you... Talk to me, Starks? 64 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:48,950 You still remember that silly nickname? 65 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:51,470 Dad used to call me Starks when I was a kid. 66 00:03:51,471 --> 00:03:53,819 Because I used to run around with no clothes on. 67 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,540 So when did you arrive in London? 68 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,700 About three weeks ago. Three weeks? 69 00:03:57,701 --> 00:04:00,119 And it's only now you decide to come and visit me? 70 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,159 Well, it hasn't been easy for me coming to see my father when I haven't seen him 71 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,059 for 20 years. 72 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,320 I wasn't the cause of that. 73 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,960 It was that woman who dragged you away to Canada. 74 00:04:07,961 --> 00:04:10,879 You know where to find us if you wanted to, and you never bothered. 75 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,279 So before you start slamming Mom, you better examine yourself first. 76 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,319 All right. 77 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,899 A man make one mistake. 78 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,540 One? All right, two. 79 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,410 How about... 80 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:25,119 Don't be cheeky, Stockton. I can still put you over my knee and give you six... 81 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,920 Dad, I'm a 24 -year -old medical student, not a four -year -old brat. 82 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,010 Medicine! 83 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,060 You hear that, Desmond? 84 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,540 My little Stockton's a medical student. 85 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,540 Stockton! My name's Denise. 86 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,070 Okay, Denise. 87 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:44,440 Tell this African student what my little girl is studying. 88 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,350 Congratulations, 89 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,140 Denise. Sit down. Thank you. 90 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:50,000 So, how long is the course? 91 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:52,429 Well, next year I'll become a junior doctor. 92 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:53,480 Doctor? 93 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:55,690 You hear that, Desmond? 94 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:59,689 I've still got a way to go, but I'll get there in the end. Sure you will, my 95 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:00,740 little star. 96 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:02,790 Now, have you seen the site yet? 97 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:05,030 Well, I haven't really had a chance. 98 00:05:05,031 --> 00:05:08,229 You see, I'm also here to do a bit of research, so I've been buried in a 99 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:10,130 library. But I'm game. Yes. 100 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,930 You want somebody to take you around? 101 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,170 Oh, what about you, Dad? 102 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,010 Me? You see... 103 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:20,600 I just got this job for a few days. It is a new job. I have to work the 104 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:22,190 Oh. 105 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,039 Well, that's a shame. Yes, it is. But you need somebody your own age to show 106 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,090 around. 107 00:05:27,091 --> 00:05:29,619 Desmond's son, Michael, will be more than willing. 108 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,199 He will? 109 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,250 Of course. 110 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,360 Yes. Of course he will. 111 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,160 Tell me, where are you staying? 112 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,570 At the Strand Palace. 113 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,220 You see that, Matthew? 114 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,740 In Canada, it pays to be a student. 115 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:46,919 The company paying for the research is picking up the tab. 116 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,179 So I'll get you to meet up with Michael tomorrow, and I'll catch up with you in 117 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,039 the evening. 118 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,519 What are you doing tonight, Dad? 119 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,570 Tonight? 120 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:58,770 I've got things, you know. I mean, you see, I didn't know you were... It's 121 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,850 I'm busy, too. 122 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,280 So I'll see you tomorrow night. 123 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:04,430 Yes. 124 00:06:06,571 --> 00:06:08,599 Bye -bye, everybody. 125 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,599 Bye -bye. 126 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,650 Bye, Denise. 127 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:15,850 That's my little girl. 128 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:18,330 Why did she have to come now? 129 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:20,450 I ain't got no money. 130 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:22,730 That's why I had to lie to her. 131 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,690 But, pork pie, we can lend you the money. 132 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,970 You can't keep bailing me out. 133 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:31,150 This is my mess, and only I can clean it up. 134 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,030 Why don't you tell her the truth? 135 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:35,590 The truth can't buy you anything. 136 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:38,830 And Michael can't. Well, at least he can pay his way. 137 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,280 Well, he might say no. 138 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:41,670 You know what he's like. 139 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,860 You better give him a ring. 140 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:51,079 Now, if I have to ask him a favor, I will see him 141 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,130 personally. 142 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:58,910 Come in. 143 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:06,830 Thank you, Mandy. 144 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,540 What is it, Mandy? 145 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,120 Mr. Parkinson wanted these reports back. 146 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,450 You'll have to wait. You'll have to wait. 147 00:07:18,591 --> 00:07:25,159 Mandy, are you trying to get rid of your dandruff or rehearse them for a shampoo 148 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,210 commercial? 149 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:27,970 I'm sorry, Mandy. 150 00:07:27,971 --> 00:07:29,279 It's quite all right, sir. 151 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,570 These quarterly figures are giving me grief. 152 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,440 Do you look different? 153 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:36,710 Do I? 154 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,040 Yes. So you're here, isn't it? 155 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:42,340 Is it? 156 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:46,670 Maybe not. Give us a clue. 157 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,350 Yes, I've had my hair done. 158 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,130 See, I told you it was your hair. 159 00:07:50,131 --> 00:07:51,629 Did you try anything special? 160 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,680 Yes, me. 161 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:53,880 Right. 162 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:57,010 You haven't said whether you like it or not yet. 163 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:59,770 Well, it's different. 164 00:08:00,370 --> 00:08:03,080 It's supposed to be different. That's why I got it done. 165 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,330 Anyway, Philip liked it. Philip? 166 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:06,780 Philip Parkinson. 167 00:08:06,781 --> 00:08:09,449 And for your information, he's taking me out tomorrow. 168 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:10,500 I think he's... 169 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,980 You and Philip? 170 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,800 Philip is a Neanderthal man with a tie. 171 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,900 You deserve someone a bit better. 172 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,280 Oh? Who? 173 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:26,500 Like, uh, someone suave, sophisticated, good -looking, enigmatic. 174 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:29,850 Well, someone as interesting as that wouldn't work in a bank. 175 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,130 Come in. 176 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,050 Michael! 177 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:35,260 What are you doing? 178 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:36,740 I come to beg your favor. 179 00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:39,178 Oh, Pike, get up and stop being so pathetic. 180 00:08:39,179 --> 00:08:41,219 Pathetic! Who are you calling pathetic? 181 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,789 I knew you before you even learnt that word. 182 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:47,870 That'll be all. Thank you, Mandy. 183 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,350 Mandy? Yes, sir? 184 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:53,250 Where is he taking you tomorrow? 185 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,730 Charlie's Wine Bar. 186 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,280 Cheapskate. 187 00:08:57,650 --> 00:09:00,650 Michael, son of Desmond, my best friend's son. 188 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:03,090 Boy, that's a nice suit you're wearing. 189 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,480 Is it new? 190 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:05,820 I've had it a year. 191 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,150 Quality always lasts. 192 00:09:10,401 --> 00:09:12,979 What do you want, Porkpie? 193 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:16,359 You see, I haven't asked you anything yet, and already you're looking down at 194 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,839 me. Porkpie, you came in on your hands and knees. Now get on with it. You see, 195 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,919 now you're impatient. 196 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,660 Young people are always impatient. 197 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:23,900 No time for their elders. 198 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,500 Porkpie, this is a bank. I'm an assistant manager. I've got a lot of 199 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,159 and you came without an appointment. 200 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,210 Temper, temper. 201 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,110 Future bank manager's not supposed to lose their rag. Porkpie! 202 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,290 All right. 203 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:37,240 I'll be gone with my bill. 204 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:42,380 You see, they all came at once. Gas, electricity, water, telephone, poll tax, 205 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,590 everything. 206 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,310 And now my daughter, Dennis, came from Canada. 207 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,760 I blame it on her mother. 208 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,840 I always had bad timing. 209 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,750 Bad timing when she caught me with another woman. 210 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,900 Bad timing that Dennis is here now. 211 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,100 I need you, Michael. 212 00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:58,219 To do what? 213 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,480 To take her out, of course, as I see him. 214 00:10:00,481 --> 00:10:04,079 I mean, I know it's short notice, but... How short is the notice? 215 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,280 Tomorrow. Okay. 216 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:09,080 Okay? Yes, yes. Thank you, Mike. Thank you. 217 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,120 Thank you. Get off. 218 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,660 Is there anything you... No, no, no. 219 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,150 Don't thank me. 220 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,190 I just hope she's good looking. Of course she is. 221 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,339 Hey, you. 222 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:22,840 Keep your hands off, you hear? 223 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:27,319 I'm asking you to take her sightseeing to see the sights of London, not the 224 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,370 inside of your flat. 225 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:46,340 It's a lot smaller than I imagined. 226 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,390 Well, it was built to cruise around the Caribbean. I know. 227 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,220 It's just that romantic image. 228 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,940 Great white sails flying through mighty seas. 229 00:10:55,500 --> 00:11:00,520 Mark would love... Who's Mark? 230 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,950 My boyfriend. 231 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,550 I miss him already. 232 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:06,829 He was going to come, but it would have been too much of a distraction, if you 233 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:07,880 know what I mean. 234 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:12,250 Mark and I have been dating since we were kids. 235 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,570 He lives in the house next door. 236 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,090 He's an African history major. 237 00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:23,369 We've often talked about going back to our ancestors, he and I. 238 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:27,429 But A, I'm not sure if they'd have us. And B, I think he'd miss French fries 239 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,750 quarter pounders too much. 240 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:39,960 Hello? 241 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,620 Oh, bye. 242 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,810 What am I doing with your daughter? 243 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:51,570 Well, um, I think she'd better answer that. 244 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:57,480 Hello, Dad? 245 00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,270 Yeah, where'd the cutty stock? 246 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,310 Michael's really cute. 247 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,470 Well, no, I don't mean it like that. 248 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:06,710 It's just an expression. 249 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,339 Look, Dad, I know you want to look after me, but I'm a grown woman, and I can 250 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,390 look after myself. 251 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,870 Bye. 252 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,140 How do you switch this thing off? 253 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:26,320 I haven't seen the guy in 20 years, and all of a sudden he becomes concerned. 254 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,100 Hello, pork pie. 255 00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:43,549 Well, we're on our way to Soho, where I thought I'd take Denise to a couple of 256 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:46,629 strip clubs. And then I'll go pick up that one by two friends of mine from 257 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:47,680 Bangkok. 258 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,770 Where are they? 259 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,630 And you shouldn't have let her go off with your son. 260 00:13:25,631 --> 00:13:29,559 Wait a minute, Popeye. You don't think you might be jumping to conclusions? 261 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,279 If that son of yours has laid a finger on my little daughter, I'll have him for 262 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,330 child molesting. 263 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,100 But, Popeye, she's 24. 264 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,020 So, he's older than her. 265 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,530 My child might be all sorts of things, but I don't think... Think? 266 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,100 Who asked you to think? 267 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,760 You're just a hairdresser. 268 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,000 Hairdressers dress. They don't think. 269 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:50,979 Popeye, you are in my barbershop, a place you've treated like your second 270 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,030 for years. 271 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,520 And you insult my profession. 272 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,960 That's what you call it? 273 00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:58,799 Popeye, I think you've gone too far. Shut up. You shouldn't worry about how 274 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,420 I go. It's how far your son goes I'm worried about. 275 00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:04,759 Well, pretty far by the looks of things. They've been gone for two days. 276 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,810 That's far enough. 277 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,599 I've been waiting to take my daughter out, but instead she's too busy 278 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,770 gallivanting around London with your son. 279 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,890 Who was the one who begged my... found to take her out in the first place. 280 00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:17,100 I didn't beg him. He was only too willing. 281 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,370 I don't blame him because she's a good catch. 282 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:21,930 She's going to be a doctor. 283 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,130 Your son is only a bank clerk. 284 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,850 My son is an assistant bank manager. 285 00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:33,029 Your daughter is only going to be a doctor. And she may never make it. And 286 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:35,320 she's inherited your brains, she never will. 287 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,250 So it's an argument you want. 288 00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:41,229 All right, if that's what you want, I'll give you one. All right, all right. 289 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,280 Now, now, now. 290 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:50,470 Right, Popeye, you vindictive, pompous, small -minded, jumped -up little tyrant. 291 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:55,909 Don't you dare come in my shop and unduly belittle my son, the same 292 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:59,570 bank manager who came to your assistance when you needed it most. 293 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,100 Uh -oh. 294 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:07,809 So your daughter prefers my son's company at present. So until they come 295 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:11,480 speak for themselves, you just put your backside on that seat, I tell you. 296 00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,270 That's what I was going to say, sir. 297 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,330 Starks, where have you been? 298 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,990 Dad, you rang Michael every half hour to find that out. 299 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,240 He drove us nuts. 300 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,989 And then we had to switch the phone off because you were stopping us from 301 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,040 enjoying ourselves. 302 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:37,110 So, you were enjoying yourselves. 303 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,290 Yeah? Did he want the two? 304 00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:45,030 Michael, I want a... Denise. 305 00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:50,500 Can I speak to you for a minute, please? Yeah. 306 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,260 Upstairs. Sure. 307 00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,700 What is this good time you had with Popeye's daughter? 308 00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:01,889 Good time? 309 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:06,010 Well, did you have a good time or did you have a, um... Good time? 310 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:12,529 As far as I took Denise sightseeing, if that's what you call a good time, then 311 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,189 it was. 312 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,250 Michael, you didn't. 313 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:16,830 You didn't. Listen, Michael, if I hear... 314 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,520 Gentlemen, please. 315 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,789 Look, I have no intentions towards Denise apart from taking her 316 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,800 tedious task which I've performed to the best of my ability. 317 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:29,269 And in fact, if you must know, pork pan, I hope I don't offend you. Don't worry. 318 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,320 You can offend him. 319 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:32,690 She was hard work. 320 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,769 All she wanted to do was talk about her boyfriend who couldn't decide between 321 00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:38,360 going back to Africa or quarter pounder with chips. 322 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:43,509 Well, Africa has been compared with many things, but the quarter pounder with 323 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:46,390 chips, that takes the biscuit. 324 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,330 Okay, 325 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,740 let's reach a compromise. 326 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,099 Denise will tell you how the story ends, and you go to your room. 327 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,790 Okay, 328 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:26,640 then let's reach another compromise. You turn the sound down a bit. 329 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,200 And we can talk over there. 330 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,850 I know what you're going to say, Shirley. 331 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,170 All right. 332 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,680 Why haven't you been giving him more of your time? 333 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,890 Oh, I don't know. 334 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,460 I'm afraid that... 335 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,899 If I knock down the barriers that are built up over these years, I might be 336 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,890 saddled with him for the rest of my life. 337 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,180 That's a bit heartless. 338 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,540 Well, what would you do? 339 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,060 I have to be practical. 340 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,700 Yes, well, I suppose the gap's not just 20 years. It's 10 ,000 miles as well. 341 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,130 And I defy anyone to build a bridge that long. 342 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,310 Listen, Denise. 343 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,320 Pork pie is one of our family now. 344 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,420 It's our responsibility. 345 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,280 So don't be scared. 346 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,180 Give him a squeeze. 347 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,120 Before it's too late. 348 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,660 Shirley, what's he really like? 349 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:44,300 Oh, he's funny, moody, opinionated. 350 00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:45,459 What, who's that? 351 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,720 No, poor father. 352 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:52,180 Thoughtful. He's generous, great with the kids. 353 00:18:52,181 --> 00:18:54,339 You sure you're talking about Popeye? 354 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,390 Sean. 355 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,910 I'm only joking, man. He's all right, your old man, you know. He's safe. 356 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,250 Safe? 357 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,330 Well, the place wouldn't be the same without Uncle Popeye. 358 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,820 Shame he looks such a mess, though. 359 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,980 Where is she? 360 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:18,560 Where have you... Where have you been, Denise? 361 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,400 Out with Michael again? 362 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,670 No, I haven't. 363 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,260 I had to wait ages for a bus. 364 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:27,419 And then when one finally came... I told you I would have picked you up from the 365 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,200 hotel. Okay, just drop it, eh, Dad? 366 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,400 You look great, Dad. 367 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,180 Well, it's really nice to see you. 368 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,180 Is that it? 369 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:53,439 You're going to look at me all night? 370 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,490 Why not? 371 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,910 Because you're not going to get away that easy. 372 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,180 I don't want an argument, Denise. 373 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,550 Neither do I. 374 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,600 I just want to know a bit about you. 375 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,780 What bit do you want to know? 376 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,700 Well, why I haven't seen you in all these years, for starters. 377 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,380 Because she stopped access. 378 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,590 Because she didn't want me to see you again. 379 00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:17,029 That I would take you away. 380 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:20,029 But it was he that took you away to the other side of the world, to Canada. No 381 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,530 forwarding address, nothing. 382 00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,920 It was like losing both of your legs overnight. 383 00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:26,489 Our friends knew where you were, but they wouldn't tell me. 384 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,909 And then I know I should have come when I did find out. 385 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:32,160 But I always found some excuse, like maybe I shouldn't come over. 386 00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:34,150 Because it might be too painful. 387 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:35,620 I know, Dad. 388 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:36,980 In my pocket. 389 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,070 So that's where I get my common sense from. 390 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:44,920 Maybe. 391 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,220 Would you like something to eat? 392 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,160 Dad, would you mind if we ate someplace else? 393 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,900 I can't stand burgers. 394 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,200 But you always liked them. 395 00:20:58,660 --> 00:20:59,710 Well, not these days. 396 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,880 These days, Mark is passionate for them. 397 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,150 Who's Mark? 398 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,140 He's my boyfriend. 399 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,250 Is he a doctor? 400 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,510 A surgeon? 401 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,880 No, he's a history student. 402 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,980 Ah, he's a man. 403 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,960 Who specializes in the past? 404 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,280 But what about the future? Do I hear the sound of wedding bells? 405 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,200 Maybe. But we got to graduate first. 406 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,260 I think he wants to be a lecturer. 407 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,470 A lecturer! 408 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,640 He wants to teach people how to teach. 409 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,180 Wonderful. How long have you known him? 410 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,280 Oh, we've been living together for about... What? 411 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,030 Living together? 412 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,530 Dad, don't. 413 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,260 In the same... Hearing the same... Under the same... 414 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,380 Dad, you have to let go. 415 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,430 Build a new me instead of mourning the old one. 416 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,030 I've grown up. 417 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:54,270 Don't cheer up. 418 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,370 You're right. 419 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,600 We must cheer up. 420 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,930 And I know what will cheer you up, what you always liked. 421 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,800 Waiter! Two large knickerbocker glories, please. 422 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,080 Hundreds and thousands. 423 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,580 I think I'd prefer a large scotch. 424 00:22:18,469 --> 00:22:24,429 Ah, well, Michael, if takings continue like they did today, I'll be able to 425 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:27,830 build me a house back home by the year 2000 instead of the year 3000. 426 00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:31,710 My papa, she's been gone three days. 427 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,980 There's nothing going that bad in me. She'll come in. 428 00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:38,029 Now, I miss her. I wouldn't have missed her if she hadn't have come. 429 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:39,750 But you must be glad that she did. 430 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:42,570 Does this face look glad to you? 431 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,890 Well, you don't look no different to me. 432 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,330 Here you are, Popeye. 433 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,470 Here's something that'll cheer you up. 434 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,930 Oh, come on, Uncle Popeye. 435 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,830 You're still our favourite uncle. 436 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,260 Yeah, man. 437 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:06,010 Well, you're our only uncle, so... Uncle Popeye, my friend, here are your wages. 438 00:23:06,770 --> 00:23:07,870 Now you're talking. 439 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:10,220 Just a minute. 440 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:11,900 What you doing? 441 00:23:11,901 --> 00:23:15,489 Well, this is what he calls, you know, Michael's portable phone. 442 00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:16,570 They cost a fortune. 443 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:21,170 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33644

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