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From the long white night with an ocean
breeze to the damp and to the rain of
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London City.
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We come from the sun to live in the cold
and it's near of my water, my coconut
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tree.
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Let's keep the music sweet, wind up your
waist and feel the energy.
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That is a nice shave, Desmond.
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You want anything else? No.
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I want a new manicure.
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Oh, Lord!
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Come on!
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Come on, Dad!
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Um... Um... Well, Julie, what? You ain't
got any?
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Nah, mate, I'm in Raybaird.
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Well, then let's get down before the
news give way, aren't we, Uncle?
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Listen, Beverly, what's the matter?
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A funny thing happened to me on the way
to the shop.
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A funny thing always happens on the way
to the shop.
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One time there was mugged. The next time
it was two gunmen. I mean, what is the
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matter with you? Your life is so full of
drama.
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They should make you a dam.
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You see what you do? You bring on the
pins.
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What happened, Beverly?
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Yesterday, I had a deja vu.
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Apparently, she was walking past the
kids' playground. She saw the empty
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swing. Who deja vu this, eh?
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The empty playground.
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The empty swing.
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Swing in.
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Without a child on it.
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But Beverly, that happens every day just
after the playground closes.
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No, but then this morning, the pain
grabbed me. The kind of pain I have when
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know something is afoot. This is afoot.
What is?
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Baldies are red, they turn violently
blue.
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Two things will happen, they both
involve you.
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And that is a poem, Des.
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Signed P.
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Who is it from?
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You're not supposed to know that, pork
pie.
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Why would anybody want to send you that,
Des?
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That sounds like a threat to me. Let me
see.
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Where is it sent from?
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The West End. It could be anybody.
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Read it out again, Shaw. There might be
a clue in there somewhere.
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Baldies are red.
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I have a feeling about this.
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What feeling is that?
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It's just a feeling.
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You see what I mean about you? This was
an ordinary day until you came in. Now
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it's turned into a drama.
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It seems to me this may be the beginning
of a vendetta.
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This is serious, Desmond.
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Can you think of anybody who might have
a grudge against you?
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Yes. Someone about six foot tall wears a
suit and works in a bank. Ah, the glory
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card. Ah, Neville.
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Hello,
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Neville. How it is?
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Ah, Neville, it's always nice to see
you.
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Thank you.
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It's the uniform.
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Good morning, Father.
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Now, what are you doing here?
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Shouldn't you be at work? Shouldn't you?
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Listen, everybody.
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Nev's got something to tell you all,
haven't you, Nev?
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Uh, yeah.
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Well, I don't know how to tell you all
this, but as from tomorrow, PC Neville
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James will be no longer.
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What?
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You're handing in your uniform?
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Yes. I mean, you can't do that now, you
see? More drama.
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As from tomorrow, I will be Detective
Constable Neville James, CID.
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So make the most of that uniform while
you can.
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you tell us he was putting in for
promotion?
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Call it superstition. I didn't let
anybody know, apart from Michael and
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I didn't think he'd get it anyway.
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I mean, Neb, a detective, they must have
been well desperate.
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Lee, do I detect jealousy?
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No, it's just that when we was at
school, well, it was a bit dopey. Hey,
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weren't too smart yourself.
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Well, far be it from me, Neb, but I
believe it when I see it.
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Anyway, I'm proud of you, me old son.
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I must dash. I'm off to Pete's dad's
servant. You?
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Keep your eyes peeled.
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Well,
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here is something for our new detective.
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What's this? Father, I almost forgot.
This is for you.
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What is it?
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I don't know.
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A chap came up to me outside the shop
and asked me to give it to you.
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What does this person look like? Look
like?
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He looks like a person. What's going on?
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Were you with him then?
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Yes. Did you see the man?
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What's going on? Well, no. I wasn't
paying much attention.
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What is this world coming to when a
detective don't pay attention?
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I haven't started the job yet.
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I wouldn't worry too much about this.
But is we a choir rolling out? Somebody
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tell me now.
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So this is your practical joke.
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Well, I'm not so sure. This letter says
two things will happen.
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This could be the second one.
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Well, I wouldn't jump to any
conclusions.
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We don't know if the letter and the
parcel are connected.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, in that case, you open it.
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It's just that...
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Stop!
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There's something strange about this.
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I sense something.
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I told you. You see? More drama.
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Don't be stupid. It's probably a fuse.
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There's a bad karma about this, boss.
Perhaps she's right.
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Perhaps she isn't. This is no joke.
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I don't believe this.
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A parcel arrives.
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A daily occurrence if one is in business
and you all start running around like
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headless chickens.
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Look, it's probably hairspray. I agree.
Let's open it. Yes.
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It's a money box, isn't it?
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No, Father, there's no money in it. You
have to put some in.
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What a skeleton with an afro has got to
do with strange powers is beyond me.
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Look, I've got to go. If anything
serious happens, don't hesitate to call
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Yes. And if you will need anything...
Scream!
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Why do we let Beverly talk us into this?
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We shouldn't be venturing into the
unknown.
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I have a great respect for the forces of
nature.
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My true... What does sitting around
holding hands and staring at two things
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the table have to do with the forces of
nature?
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I hope you've all been concentrating.
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Yes, Beverly.
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And have you broken the chair?
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No. Have you?
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Beverly, how do you expect us to
concentrate if you keep nipping after
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toilet every couple of minutes?
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Dead man. No one... and disobey the
forces of nature.
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Cut board, cook the meal tonight.
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Concentrate.
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Whoever you are, please speak by
whatever means.
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Concentrated already, isn't it? It's
very small.
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Here, let me try something.
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Concentrate.
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No,
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there's no one there.
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spirit so that you may be able to get
off your chest.
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Whatever it is about, there's one that
is bothering you.
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See?
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Is there anybody there?
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Hey, what's going on? What is this? Oh,
no, it's not what it seems. Oh, darn.
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That's for you, Mum. It's not what it
seems. We were just having this game.
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Desmond? He didn't say anything.
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In fact, it wasn't him.
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It was nobody.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. I think we've had enough for
this evening.
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Good night.
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No, no, no, Beverly.
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I'll see you down.
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Boy, that's what you do for kicks when
you get old. I might as well lay down
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die. Why bother? They only try to
resurrect you.
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today and gone tomorrow, but faster than
the sword of Zorro.
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They seek him here, they seek him there,
but he also could be anywhere.
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P.
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P.
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What's here today and gone tomorrow?
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down, Father. It could mean anything.
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Well, in my view, it's from someone who
feels he had had a bad haircut, yes?
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Well, so what? We're going to ran up the
hole of Peckham, then?
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What we have to try and ascertain is how
this person got into the shop. The
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answer is... with a key.
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I think there's more to this than meets
the eye.
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Call it nonsense, but I still feel
that... Beverly, I am trying to
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investigation, and I don't want any
interruptions from anyone whilst I'm
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to do it. Is that clear?
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Yes. Oh, we're so macho. That includes
you, Gloria.
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Sorry, Nev.
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Well, if you think that the suspect
entered the shop with a set of keys...
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that would mean that one of us is the
suspect.
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Precisely. Hey, I like this, eh? It's
like Cluedo, innit? With Reverend Green
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the library with a candlestick. This
is...
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It is nothing like Cluedo. Sit.
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Yeah, right now.
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Now we begin our process of seduction.
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Yes, my dear Watson. I think it was
Matthew.
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How could it be Matthew, Porkpie? He was
upstairs when it happened.
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Ah, well, that narrows it down.
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How so?
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Well, surely Tony, Porkpie, Matthew,
Beverly and I were predisposed.
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when the incident occurred.
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What were you doing?
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We were having a seance.
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Don't mock young man.
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How long were you doing that for?
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Oh, not long.
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For about half an hour until Gloria and
Sean walked in.
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Gloria and Sean were the last two people
to enter the room upstairs.
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And they could have come into the living
room from the shop.
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Dad, are you accusing us?
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Well, it would just take a couple of
juvenile delinquent minds.
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I've seen you do some really childish
things. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
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Now, apart from Gloria and Sean entering
the room, did anyone leave
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the room?
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Well, yes.
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Beverly kept on dashing off to the
toilet.
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Beverly!
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fish that was moving around in your
stomach?
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Or was it the furniture in the barber
shop?
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Are you accusing me?
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Me?
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You see what you do? You make the blood
pressure go up.
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And now the sinuses start to play up.
You see what you do, poor guy?
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All right.
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So, you were all say -on -thing? Yeah,
and then we come down the shop, and
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bingo, there it was.
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Then Shirley phoned you, and Michael
dropped by.
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Yes. Yes.
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Why did Michael drop by?
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What is this? The Spanish Inquisition?
Well, Mr. Criminal always likes to
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revisit the scene of the crime.
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The criminal?
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Are you calling me a criminal, Father?
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Get your facts straight. A crime has
hardly been committed here. Someone has
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walked into the shop and moved around
some furniture.
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Oh, well, it's a little bit more
important than that, isn't it, Michael?
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Is it? It is.
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Playing tricks on your father is quite
important.
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I haven't played any tricks on you.
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In fact, I wish I had pulled this scam
just to see your face. Ah, you wish you
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had done it.
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Peter Gilton, what you've got to say to
yourself, members of the jury, is, would
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you trust a man that looked like that?
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Yeah, but would you trust a woman with a
mouth as big as hers?
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Thank you, George. I rest my case.
Quiet.
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The Michael.
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What I'd like to say to those assembled
here is this.
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I've been a partner in this business for
near on two years.
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And as you know, profit has been my main
motive.
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So bearing that in mind, would I
willfully sabotage my own business?
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Our business.
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No. I wouldn't waste the time or the
money on this ridiculous joke.
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Joke it may be, but someone has gained
entrance to the premises without
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authorization.
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And that constitutes a crime.
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Did they steal anything? No.
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But they could have done. Look, we're
not getting anywhere.
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Don't worry, Cheryl.
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We will.
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How many people have a set of keys to
the shop?
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Well, I have a set, of course. And so do
Shirley and Sean and Gloria and
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Michael. And I've recently given a set
to Tony.
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Hold on a minute, guys.
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When were you given a set of keys?
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Well, about three weeks ago.
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You seem to be right, Avacyn. Look, I do
work here, you know. My family has had
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keys for a long, long time, and nothing
has happened. You've only had a set of
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keys for three weeks, and there have
been three incidents.
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What are you saying, Desmond?
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I want my keys back.
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You don't trust me, then?
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No.
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Desmond, how could you say that? It
wasn't difficult.
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I don't want you to think as you
introduced the man to me in the first
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Yeah, well, Desmond, if you don't trust
me, then I don't trust you either. So
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you can take your key and your job and
stick it where it hurts.
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Desmond Ambrose. I'd like to return to
the two notes, each signed with a P.
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A P and a P.
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P and P.
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What does that mean?
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The Peckham Prince.
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That's my name. Don't wear it out.
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What are you doing there, Lee?
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Well, the lights were on, so I thought
I'd pop in. What are you all doing? I
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you were serious.
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Lee has been away for the day, hasn't
he?
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Very convenient.
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You know, I think he sent the note.
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What am I supposed to have done? No.
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It couldn't possibly be Lee.
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Pee -pee could mean anything.
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Like the peckham pimpernel.
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They seek him here. They seek him there.
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That's right, I've read the book. But
Lee wouldn't.
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Oh, cheers, Neville. You may make a dick
after all.
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So, Neville, what's your thought on the
matter?
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I already have a fair idea of who did
it. But I need one final piece of
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evidence.
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As we in the CID know, the criminal
always makes one last mistake.
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And when he does...
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we all meet here tomorrow morning.
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That's it, Nev, me son.
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Oh, we'll catch him, won't we?
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We? Well, I want to be there, too.
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This is a police matter, Lee.
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Ooh!
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Desmond, I think you should change your
lock first thing tomorrow morning.
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And in the meantime, just in case our
prankster returns,
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somebody should sleep in the shop.
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Oh, yeah.
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And we know who that somebody is going
to be, don't we, Desmond?
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Yes. We'll pay.
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Neville, are you going to tell us who
you think did it?
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I can go one better than that.
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I know who did it.
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Ever since I started this case, there's
been an element that has been missing.
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A motive.
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Why would anybody want to play a hoax on
Desmond?
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Because of a dodgy haircut?
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Well... He's been doing that for years.
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So why exactly? revenge now.
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No.
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We have all come to one massive wrong
conclusion.
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Whoever the culprit is, Desmond was not
his target.
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Well, who was?
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I was.
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You?
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Someone wanted to see me fail on a case.
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Someone who knew about my new job early
enough to set up the prank.
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Someone who resented my promotion.
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Only two people knew about it before the
rest of you.
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Michael and Lee.
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As I predicted, the perpetrator
committed one final act of bravado.
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A dead giveaway, if I may say so.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the culprit is...
Oh, I don't know if I can take it. As I
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was saying, the culprit is...
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The worst fella in class 5C at Dalston
Road
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Secondary.
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The Peckham Prince is not innocent.
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It's a fair cop. You've done really
well, Ned, my old son.
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You stupid, crafty...
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I think Ned will make a really good
detective, don't you?
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Right, well done, Ned.
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Peckham Pimpernel was collared by the
Peckham Poirot.
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I think that was a very intelligent
scout. Cheers, Matthew.
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Wait till you get the coffins for me.
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Desmond, can I borrow your keys, please?
Mine are upstairs.
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Thanks. Tony, see you Monday.
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There's just one thing, everybody, you
know.
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If Lee was down here rearranging the
furniture while we were upstairs holding
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our seance, how did you make those phone
calls?
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Yes.
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What phone calls?
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How do you make any phone calls?
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