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How's it going?

Not so well.

Oh, boy.

Not getting enough attention at home from my husband.

Oh.

Yeah.

He's just not fucking me like he used to.

Yeah. Being here, it's not going very well for me either. I rarely get to see

him anyways, and when he's around, he doesn't pay any attention to me.

That's so terrible.

Mm -hmm.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. It's not like how it was in college. Remember how crazy that was?

I know.

We had so much fun in college.

What I would do to go back. I know.

We'll be on Hot Boys.

Oh, my God. We had way too much fun.

We sure did.

Yeah. We need to, like, relive that.

Oh, man. I totally miss that. I would love that.

Yeah.

I think maybe we should have them right here.

Yeah. Should we adjust the light?

Yeah, maybe that light?

Yeah, maybe.

That would be good.

Pretty nice.

Yeah. I got a new lens on it?

Yeah. I don't want anything mounted on it. This is super dope.

We'll figure it out, right? I mean, the whole point is to get laid.

Yeah. Right? This is pretty neat.

I want to take pictures of hot girls.

I don't even know how to get his attention anymore.

Like, I've done everything.

Try to wear my nice dress with a round in, try to flirt with him.

It just doesn't pick up on me. I think he's just...

He's just doing to everything that he's got going for him.

I didn't charge him, but I think he bought him a charge. Yeah, hopefully

come charged.

So what girl did we even get?

Well, there's that girl, Chelsea, right? You know, if it's Chelsea.

Melon. Melon?

Melon.

Melon. Oh, yes.

She's going to be good. I really like Melon.

You know, they're, I mean, they do know what they're doing, but like,

don't make that a nice hat. Honestly, yeah.

What am I getting?

Yeah, nothing great.

What else did you get in this bag, though?

I mean, it came with a bunch of things going on in it. Did you get a set of

little cameras? Did you get some different angles? Oh, yeah, like BTS?

Yeah.

Oh,

I don't know. I just don't remember how to flirt. It's been so long.

I don't even know what to do, what to say.

Oh, you don't have to say much, you boys.

Do you think that I'll keep a picture on there and get your tits out and they'll

get their attention?

Have you tried anything?

No, I think we should try together.

It would be so fun.

Cool, I like that.

What should we do? Should we try to find some randoms at the bar together?

Maybe have a girls' night?

Oh, that's an idea.

I like that.

Maybe get dinner or something.

Yeah, we can look really hot and sexy.

Yes.

I like that.

Oh!

What's up, Chelsea?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty excited to have you over here.

But I'm pretty sure you are supposed to be here by now, right?

Really?

Really?

Okay.

Maybe sometime next week?

I mean, we're probably going to be pretty booked, I imagine.

Maybe...

We'll call you.

Yeah, we'll call you.

Yeah, you too, Chelsea.

Yeah,

what are we gonna do?

Yo. I got an idea.

What's up?

Save this, dude. Tell me. What if we ask your stepmom?

I mean, I guess.

Right? Your stepmom's fucking hot, dude. We should...

Definitely ask her, too.

Both of them will do it. Right? I mean, they'll say it.

Dude. They'll do it.

They'll do it.

Great idea.

So, uh... She's really hot.

I mean, I kind of want someone to fuck me. Dude, I've been thinking the same

thing. I kind of want someone to fuck me, right? Yeah,

I mean, it's kind of weird, right? But, uh... Dude, I mean...

As long as you're cool with it, I mean, I think you're cool with it. I wouldn't

say anything.

Yeah, and maybe it doesn't need you for a second, but, like, dude, I've been

literally checking out your mom's kids for, like, ever now. Same, dude. You're

huge. You're huge.

There are not to look at. This is my best friend.

All right, well, let's do it. Yeah, where are they? There

they are.

Hey. Hi.

Hi.

Nice.

So, we have a favor.

Yeah.

What do you want us to do, boy?

Well, see, our model canceled on us. Yeah.

And, you know, we're really excited about this photography thing.

We don't know anybody else that would be last minute to help us.

Really hoping maybe...

You guys could... Yeah, could you guys maybe fill in for us?

Just this time.

Please. Please. So, what do we have to do, boys?

Um, you know, nothing. Nothing crazy. Just, you know, stand there. We'll take

some snapshots of you in, like, you know, bikini.

Bikini? Yeah, like, deep drinks, whatever.

That'd be good.

Maybe a dude would make pasties, maybe? Uh, nothing too revealing.

Uh, we don't want to, you know, be inappropriate or anything.

What? Yeah, what kind of...

It's like very artsy, right? Yeah.

Very artsy. Maybe, you know, nothing too crazy. I mean,

you know, have you heard of Team Skeet? No idea what that is. Yes, right along

the lines of Team Skeet.

Yeah. Never heard of that.

Never heard of that? But, you know, we don't want to do anything too edgy.

Yeah, not too edgy.

Yeah, yeah.

You know,

just helping us out. Is it our first one, you know, work out the kinks here

there, and then we can even take what we learned from this to apply it to the

next one, right?

You know, you can help us build our little company.

And it would really mean a lot to us. You know, maybe we could make money with

something like this. I mean, you know. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't worn a

bathing suit in a long time like that.

I'm at the beach all the time. Yeah,

you look great.

I mean, you definitely look great.

Yeah, you look really good.

What's with me?

Yeah.

Don't be too crazy over here. No, no, no.

We're just kidding. We're having a good time, right?

What do y 'all say?

Anything.

Anything for our boys. I won't ask for anything else ever again.

I don't think I even own a bikini.

Oh, that's fine, because we're really preparing it, and we actually have some

wardrobe already ready for you guys. Oh, we'll have it together.

We're proud of you two.

Thank you.

Let's get started. It's in the living room. Right, I'm excited.

This is going to be so much fun.

yeah for you oh yeah there's not a lot here

it's very little yeah very little but i mean that's what like everyone was

wanting so okay yeah oh wow i love this bikini and the

color this reminds me when i uh first met your dad and i Dick in a car.

Mom?

Why don't we just do that right now? No,

we don't need any details. Oh, gosh.

All right, guys. Give us some privacy. Get out of here so we can change.

Show some respect.

Go. Go.

Whoa.

Okay.

Anything for the boys.

I remember one

time in college when we met up with these guys and we

probably banged them in the bathroom stall.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, didn't we do something with them?

Was it the bar or the car or something like that too?

I just remember it led from one thing to another and we just kind of went all

over there.

Oh my gosh. I forgot about that. Yeah, that was much longer than we thought.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It's gotten so big.

You look good still.

It's been a while. It has been a while.

Remember that one? Probably more like...

Hang with each other.

Or a little sleepover. Oh, so much fun.

Oh, fun.

Let's do that again.

Can you send me a paper?

Sure. Just to make sure I've got everything in there. Sure, I'll check.

See?

You're great, babe.

Oh, will you check mine?

All right.

All right. Now, boys, in here.

Boys, we're ready.

Oh, wow.

You look amazing.

How about me?

Really big.

You look great, too. Thank you.

Look at this.

I know.

Perfect. Now, let's get you in your position. Let's move these dresses.

And we can get started.

I'm going to grab the camera.

Perfect.

Why don't we go ahead and lie down on the couch.

Maybe we'll dust it back a little bit. Maybe it can help.

Okay,

honey.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, maybe it can help a little bit here.

Yeah,

don't worry.

Yeah, I think she's got it.

Yeah,

that's great.

And then maybe

Up on the legs there, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Mom, that's good. Yeah, we might enable that. Just follow that.

That's perfect.

Okay.

Okay, maybe arch your thigh a little more now. Oh, okay, good.

Mom, can you do the same as we do?

Too close, you're doing it as good as the actual theater.

Perfect.

That looks good.

Oh.

Good, mom.

Good, okay.

Yeah, get that done.

Thank you so much for joining us.

Maybe adjust it.

Yeah.

Perfect. Perfect. Okay. Nice.

Now, yeah.

I can't believe this.

Maybe just get a little quicker?

Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe not mine.

Oh, that looks good.

And then maybe last one for right this second, maybe just sit down and just sit

like straight up like, you know, real sophisticated.

Yeah. Yeah.

Get real close. Yeah.

Yeah. That's nice.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, maybe keep moving around, make sure you get comfortable.

Yeah. Really nice.

Yeah, real comfortable.

Yeah, now that's perfect.

That's perfect, yeah. Keep moving around a little bit, get comfortable.

Yeah, that's great.

That looks nice, too.

I look good, don't I?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Mm -hmm.

Let's approach someone here.

Yeah, very, very professional here.

Thank you for doing this for us.

You guys look great. Thank you,

boys.

So maybe, you know, like we said, it's RDA.

We should start removing.

Yeah, take off your shoes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's right.

Wait.

Well,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's good. No, no. Yeah, it's fine. Honestly,

you look great on camera.

And in the party, remember, this is definitely for practice. For the girls.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, I can help you. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that looks great.

Yeah.

Ah, I should do a picture of that. Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Very nice.

Dude, you're really hot.

Yeah.

Yeah, here.

Do you want to do mine off first?

Oh, dude.

Okay, I'll do it.

Okay. Oh, no.

Well,

go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead.

Lie down for me. Head up there on the pillow for me.

Like my head?

Yeah. Yeah, that's perfect.

That's absolutely perfect.

Thank you.

Nice. Okay.

Like maybe just, you know, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's absolutely perfect my god

Yeah. Okay.

That's perfect.

Like that?

Oh, yeah.

You don't have to do everything. I mean, just... I do.

Okay.

Jeez.

Yeah. That's nice.

What? Whoa. Why are you taking your hand off?

My head.

Whoa. Okay.

Oh, here.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Put your hands underneath.

Right underneath.

Right underneath your chin. for me? Okay. Yeah, look up here.

Put your arms under your titties for me, please.

Just your arms, yeah.

Okay, well, what about underneath your dick?

Yeah, well, yeah, that works perfect.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know your boy was a dick. Big.

Mom?

Well, what about this pose, Oliver?

Yeah.

That's perfect, yeah.

You don't have to go that far.

Don't be such a prude. You said this was for art, right?

Yeah, that's perfect.

Thank you.

Perfect.

This is great, yeah.

Very artsy.

Okay, Mom, you don't have to be so, you know, enthusiastic.

It's just for pictures.

You know, distance with a ride.

Yeah, distance with a ride.

Really good.

Oh,

wow.

This is going to be a great picture.

That looks like it feels really good.

One second, my dick.

Felt so good.

Shut the fuck up, dude.

Oh, it's not that bad.

Oh, oh, oh, hey, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Get a bunch of spit on it, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, get a bunch of bit on it, yeah.

Oh, yeah, just like that. Yeah.

You smell good.

Whoa.

Dude, your mom's really good at deep -throating my cock.

Love when your titties are bouncing too when you're jerking me. That's hot.

Yeah.

Damn,

dude. I'm so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

How we knew we'd be best friends forever, bro.

Yeah. Hell yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Get up and bite it. Get on it. Yeah, make it work.

Yeah.

Nope. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. Are you guys ready to fuck your mom?

Yeah. I sit on the couch.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

He wants to get your money.

Wow, they're so big.

Oh, my God.

Put it back in

Yeah, I won't either, guys.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

So weird.

I'm stuck in your car. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We should just fuck our own son. Yeah.

I think that's a good idea. I think that's a good idea.

Yeah. More like for art, right?

Yeah. More like, oh, okay, yeah.

Yeah, you can.

Look at him.

Is this what you all did at your sleepover?

One of many.

Wow, damn mom I never knew

Oh, wow.

Oh,

wow.

I love you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Dude,

how's my mom in that position?

Dude, amazing.

Dreamy.

So dreamy.

Look

at

this. Yeah, look at that. Look at your mom bouncing it.

Mom, look at your little soldier over here.

He has. I'm so proud of you.

Dude.

Your mom is a really nice -ass dude.

I'm going to bounce on my dick.

Yeah.

Dad don't know what he's missing

Okay. Fuck

yeah. Keep

going. Hey.

Because he's getting tighter.

Yeah. Yeah, keep going, keep going.

Jeez.

It's on my bed frame, yeah. Can you use it?

Yes!

You're looking great. Your mom and my mom on you.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah. Yeah, get a bunch of it on it. Yeah.

Yeah, a whole bunch.

Drinking it.

Snucking on it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mom, you got the skills to pay the bills.

Yeah. Yes.

You do too, Ms. Noble. Go ahead for it.

Stand up, jerk off.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Jerk off on me. Yeah, play with my... Yeah.

Because nobody knows what she's doing. That was a really good one.

Mmm. Mmm.

Now I have to have my turn.

your mom too.

Yeah, that's it, yeah.

Do a little spin on it.

Yeah.

We need to come on us. All of our faces.

Is that okay? Can we come all over you?

All over your face?

I think we can do that.

Can't wait to taste you.

Yeah, I'm coming.

Coming everywhere, Mom.

We've got to do this again.

Thank God we made up Chelsea Mellon.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, dude.

I don't even want to do photography.