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Sweetie. Sweetie, it's going to be late.

Sweetie?

Go away.

I'm sorry, but it's morning.

Go away, Mom.

You need to get up. You've got to get going. You're going to be late for

There's no one. I can't do it.

I need you to get up late now, though.

I really need to go away. I'm trying to sleep.

But you can't miss school again.

They're really upset if you're tired. Go away.

I understand, but I can't go away.

You know that you need to get up.

You know what's going on. Just get up and get ready for a shower, all right?

Don't go away.

I'm really sorry. I know how much this bothers you, but I really have to

insist that...

That you get up and get ready for your day. No, no, go away.

I'm trying to sleep.

Well, you're not asleep anymore, so, sweetie, if you just... I really need

There's really no more minutes in the day, and I just... What the fuck, Mom?

You just woke me up from my fucking dream.

I'm so sorry. Maybe we should get you an alarm, or...

Well, no, you better, like, help me out or I'm going to make a fucking scene.

Oh, well, no, sweetie, just calm down.

There's no need for a scene, but maybe if you just... Put your hand on it.

Um, but son, I'm your stepmom.

Yeah, you woke me up from my dream.

I really... Um... You need to help me out.

that you'll be good for the rest of the day.

You better help me then.

Okay.

Is that better, sweetie?

It's actually the most appropriate thing for your mom. Maybe you should just

deal with it on your own.

No, you're going to figure it out. You woke me up.

things you need to do, and I'd hate to send you off without breakfast, sweetie.

Don't put your mouth on it.

Oh, I couldn't possibly.

You said you would do anything.

You woke me up, Mom.

Just because I had to.

Well, you didn't have to. You ruined my dream.

I'm sorry. I'm sure it was quite a lovely dream, but... But if

you just rethink the law...

Well, maybe if you put your mouth on it, Mom, then I would. Oh, sweetie, you

don't need to talk to me like that.

Do it.

Really, do I have to?

Um, yeah.

Now.

Fuck you.

Now, if you wouldn't mind just doing me a little favor, please.

Just come for me so I can get your breakfast ready.

Put your fucking mouth on the phone. I told you that.

Pull those titties out.

Suck that fucking dick.

You said you would get me ready for school.

Fuck yeah.

You're gonna be late if we don't. Fuck yeah.

Oh my fucking god yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh, that fucking dick.

Oh, fuck

you.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh my God, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

I have to be so, so rough.

You suck my fucking dick.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. I want you to get all the fucking nut out of it before I go to school.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Don't all friends know that I got my dick sucked before school.

What are you going to tell them, really?

You better dirty me off.

Oh, fuck, you woke me up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

Oh fuck.

I'm gonna fucking come off. I'm gonna fucking come off.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

Please, please get out of my room. I have to get ready now.

You're going to make me lose.

Of course, sweetie. I'm sorry.

My mom just sucked my cock.

Oh my god.

Ah, fuck.

Good morning, sweetie.

Morning. Oh, well, how are you doing? You hungry?

Yeah, I've been waiting for breakfast.

Okay, all right. Let me get to it.

Milk won't go strong.

No, that's disgusting.

It's good for you.

No, not that bowl. It's your favorite.

I'm not eight anymore.

Okay, well, we'll do...

No,

not that one either.

What do you want?

I want the big bowl.

But that's your father's bowl.

Yeah, well, he's not here right now, is he?

Stepmom.

Whatever you want.

There you go.

For a big, strong, growing boy, huh?

You're so good.

You love it.

What?

God, holding one of the chocolate cereal.

Okay, well as soon as we're done with this bag, I'll get the chocolate one.

It's not good enough.

Well, I'll pick some up today from the store, okay?

This is my favorite part.

No?

No.

Come on, just like we used to when you were little, huh?

Choo -choo! No, get the fuck away from me.

What are you watching, honey?

Nothing. Oh, sounds nice.

Oh my god, this is not kitten...

television right now. What are you doing?

That is for private times.

Oh my.

What are we doing?

What? Oh my god, I can hear it. Show me your titties.

What? That's inappropriate.

Oh my god.

Do you have to do this here? You know, there's a bathroom for your room. No,

show me your titties.

Can you make it go faster?

Maybe. Let's find out. Oh, God. Can we... I just...

Okay.

Rub it for me.

What?

You hear me?

Rub it for me.

Okay, like this?

You see with your eyes, son?

Oh, my. This is not how you were raised.

Yeah, well, you didn't raise me, so...

This

is not very gentleman -like.

Who said I was a gentleman?

Never.

Never even imagine.

Well, I guess at least make sure they're even.

I mean, are you close?

I'm getting there.

You could be late for class.

Who cares?

to be here right now.

I hope you're enjoying yourself.

I am.

Anything to make you happy.

I want you to get out of here.

You're not going to eat through food?

Fuck this.

What?

Do you need help?

Yeah.

What? Open your mouth.

No.

Oh, never.

What? Fucking do it.

I just want you to see this.

Fuck.

What happened? You used to be such a sweet boy.

Where did it go wrong?

Are we getting close?

Almost there.

Is that one cheerleader?

God.

Oh,

my God.

Right there? Right there, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Much bigger than your father.

You're a mess.

You're, uh, gonna be late.

What?

Well, um, I'm gonna do a towel.

Okay,

well, could you be a tear and hand me that towel?

Fuck your towel.

She's just so poorly behaved.

I don't have any idea what to do anymore.

How could I?

Sheena might know.

Oh, Dee.

Hi.

Sheena, how are you?

Oh, gosh, it's so good to hear your voice.

Oh, Dee, it's just been awful.

I don't know what happened.

I was calling because I need your advice.

Oh, gosh.

Well, I don't know how much help I'm going to be.

It's just a mess over here.

Is it? I mean, is it your boy too?

I don't know what to do. I'm just at my wit's end.

I mean, I'm so embarrassed and mortified. I don't even know how to tell

happened.

Oh, well, you and me both.

This morning.

Here we were.

I had to go in and wake him up as I do every morning because he doesn't have an

alarm clock, right?

So I scratch on the door just very gently. Tap, tap, tap. Are you up,

Nothing. I poke my head in very sweetly. It's time. Good morning.

Nothing.

I creep my way in there.

He's tossing and turning a little bit, but he's not waking up for me.

I go to sit down on the bed and I discover that, um, he's having a very

dream, clearly.

Oh, he was just so nasty to me.

Just so awful.

The language, he didn't say thank you, mom, at all. Just, you need to leave. I

can't believe you're waking me up. I don't even need to go to school. How did

you think you were coming up with this now?

I mean, I get, I get, I get that you don't want to get up in the morning, but

what do you mean to me?

Anyway.

As I go to, like, help him get up, gently take the covers off, and there he

in all his glory.

Oh, gosh.

And he won't get up until it's taken care of.

Yes, yes.

And I can't let him be late to school now, can I?

No, of course not. No, of course not. And he was just, honestly, it's not even

that, how rude he was about it.

similar, but of a different nature.

Very hurtful things.

Reminding me about his father leaving.

No.

That is so...

I did. I swear.

He didn't even clean up after himself.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. How is he ever going to find a wife that way?

I just don't know.

What are we going to do about these boys? Clearly they need better behavior,

I've done everything I can think of.

I've talked... to him about it. I've modeled good behavior.

I've asked nicely.

I've even tried grounding him and he just ignored me.

So, what?

You need to find a different approach.

It's still discipline.

Yes, it's just some sort of forceful way to get the lesson home.

Forceful?

We need to take a new approach, see?

I've got just the thing. Bring your son over, and I have quite the

treat for them.

The treat? I will tell him you have a treat for him. He loves treats.

Oh, well, I don't think he's going to like this very much. Oh, well, I

don't know what you have in mind, but it sounds delightful.

We'll be over this afternoon.

The fuck are we waiting for?

Patience, son.

Be right back.

I'll let you know what I brought you up here for.

We have been discussing two of yours behavior and

we've been brainstorming. Well, mainly I have.

And I thought back to me growing up as a young girl and...

mouthing off and learning my lessons when soap didn't work.

You did that sort of thing? I was. I know.

But it works. It really does. It's a very proven and effective method.

Discipline. Just gotta stick with the discipline.

Being nice apparently isn't working.

I know.

I know. I mean, it might seem a little...

I think it's the only thing to get through these strong boys.

Because soap in the mouth, I don't think that's going to cut it.

We've tried grounding. We've tried soap in the mouth.

But, I mean, I fear we are not strong enough with our hands alone to deliver

proper discipline.

That kind of discipline?

But my father made these with his own

hands. And with that same love delivered the type of discipline we need.

You're a genius.

Yes.

It's like friendship bracelets. It's a different form of love.

Really.

Well, maybe if it made you into the fine woman you are today, maybe it will do

the same for our boys.

Yes.

What the fuck are you going to do with those?

Watch your mouth, young man. I told you to soap head more.

Mm -hmm.

Stand up and bend over. Now.

You heard her.

Oh, my God.

Stay in the position.

It's like a magic wand.

I've never done this before.

art form, but you know, I do need to make sure that he doesn't hurt himself.

Open your mouth.

A mother's love still wants to think about safety first.

Yeah. That's so you don't bite your tongue.

You ready?

So ready.

How many do we need to be effective?

You know, they need more.

the idea across, though, that we're boss.

Right? Yeah.

You know, I have this other idea. More of a positive reinforcement.

Instead of soap, we'll just deprive them of air.

Oh. If they want to behave.

So,

lay down and be a deer with your feet up there.

And the device...

I'll just have a seat right here, honey. Perfect.

Can you

breathe?

I don't hear a thing.

That's how we get the filth.

Silence is golden.

It's just this.

It's beautiful.

Play with it, play with it.

Oh, his face is turning red.

Make sure you get a good seal.

There we go.

Oh, wow.

You know, quite a comfortable seat. We helped them this morning. They should be

helping us now.

Oh, that's only fair.

Yes, it is.

Stick out your tongue, boys.

Oh, yeah.

might be the key.

Yes, I mean, it doesn't even have to stop from there.

I mean, we could kind of co -parent.

Yeah, that's brilliant.

Mm -hmm. Yeah, you can, you know, feel free to discipline your son.

And I could, you know, discipline yours, maybe, yeah? You think?

Neat.

Lesson, huh?

Wow.

We're getting quite a reaction.

Oh, I am for sure.

I think we should examine it.

You won't be needing that.

You won't be needing any of this.

Show us what you got there, huh?

Oh, wow.

Not shy there, are we?

Is he back again?

No touching.

Just a nice thorough examination.

He's still a little snotty. I'm being quite frank.

Okay. Well, we still have some attitude adjustments to make.

I'm wondering.

I think we're just getting a little too restrictive, though. Here.

Oh. Oh, there's a model.

You know, they need to be visually stimulated. Oh. And, you know, he was

watching. Morning, kitchen table.

That's not kitchen activity.

Is this how you

liked it? Is this what you wanted from me this morning?

Yeah? Is that what you wanted? Bitching about cereal?

Not wanting milk like all strong boys need?

See?

A nice touch.

That's what women need. Really, yeah. They need to learn how to treat their

daughter. Be kind and polite.

Good things will happen to you.

Manners, say your keys and thank yous.

Yes, Mom.

That's more like it.

There, do you hear him? Yes, Mom. That's a good boy.

Come so far already.

What was he saying?

Well, I

see he needs a little more positive enforcement there.

Would this be one of those times you think that we could be... Co -parenting,

huh? I think that would be a great idea.

Yeah. Yeah. Mm -hmm. I'll manage yours.

And you manage mine.

See here, huh?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, well.

Very eager.

What happened to you? Did you get some thank yous? Ah.

Yeah. See? See?

See? Exactly.

Would you like my blue? Now, what did you say for that?

Thank you.

Much more gentler. There we go.

He really is on his best behavior for me.

You won't need to use wood on their behinds anymore.

They just put their wood right here.

Well,

there needs, with every form of discipline, there needs to be, you know,

lesson and reward.

Oh, are we to the reward now?

Well, there's still many lessons.

They need to be rewarded for getting their asses off.

Fair.

Try to reward what you like.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, you just stunned him to silence.

This is the most quiet behavior I've ever seen.

Wow. We take my personal interest in this.

Oh, my God.

I appreciate that.

Oh, my God.

Fuck me.

Good boy, yeah.

Make him proud, son.

Well,

I think it's time for our next lesson, huh?

Now you need to be able to behave that way.

With your mom. With your actual mother.

Oh, honey.

Your dad would be so proud. That's what we thought too.

Here we go, son.

Here we go.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, such a good boy. Yes, oh, yes.

You just have to work on these glasses.

were watching this morning.

I think it was like this. Oh, fuck

yeah.

You're such a good boy.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yep.

Oh, fuck.

Oh yeah,

that's

what I want.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Where's my tea?

Oh my God!

Oh, thank you!

Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. Well done.

And listen.

Here on out. You hear?

We have one more misbehavior out of you.

We'll have to come up with something else.

You think the paddle's the worst we got.

I understand.

Good boy.