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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:24,250 Where have you been? 2 00:01:27,081 --> 00:01:29,009 Sorry, Grace. 3 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:30,929 You've forgotten I've got my test in the morning. 4 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:33,880 I got held up, sorry. Get in and we'll make it up end at lesson. 5 00:01:33,881 --> 00:01:35,369 Good luck. 6 00:01:35,370 --> 00:01:36,420 Cheers. 7 00:01:38,970 --> 00:01:41,140 Right, Grace, from now on I'm in character. 8 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:43,800 It's driving test conditions, no chat, no nonsense. 9 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,570 Absolute concentration, OK? 10 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:46,740 OK. 11 00:01:48,639 --> 00:01:50,139 Why? What did he steal from it? 12 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:51,510 He robbed it. 13 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,090 Yo, yo. 14 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,730 Where are you going? 15 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,380 Home. Home? 16 00:01:56,580 --> 00:02:00,130 It's an airport you want. Not a bus stop. He's getting a bus to the airport. 17 00:02:00,131 --> 00:02:03,339 He's in the wrong stop if he is. Got no cases anyway, but I like that coach 18 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,759 stop. What are you doing out there? 19 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,750 This is our bus stop. Let me see that ring. 20 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,198 I don't want any trouble, all right? You don't want no trouble. 21 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:12,239 If it's on your patch at a bus stop, you know I'd be getting trouble. Not for 22 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:12,979 me, you wouldn't. 23 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:16,079 Your boys would have the knives out by now. I don't have any boys. Well, 24 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,929 you don't have to start at our bus stop. 25 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,760 I get it, lads. I'll walk, all right? Where are you going? 26 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:24,549 I'm speaking to you. Come here. I know I'm managed, you dirty pack of... Come 27 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:25,600 here. 28 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:27,250 I'm going to get you. 29 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:32,790 What's going on there, Edge? 30 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:35,349 Driving test condition, Mrs Eastwood. Central on the road. 31 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:36,369 Sorry. 32 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:37,420 Get out of the way. 33 00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:41,370 Get up fast and work. 34 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:43,890 Eyes on the road, please, Mrs Eastwood. 35 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:46,340 Continue straight ahead at the next junction. 36 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,050 That's a fail before we even start. He's in trouble. 37 00:02:49,051 --> 00:02:51,079 So are you. We've only just left test centre. 38 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,059 Well, them lads are after him. 39 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,980 Run, run, Paki, run. 40 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,820 Turn on your shit, man. 41 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:58,630 What are you doing? 42 00:02:58,631 --> 00:03:00,039 Straight ahead, I said. 43 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,090 Sorry, Reg. 44 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:08,580 Driving test conditions. What happened to mirror signal maneuver? 45 00:03:08,581 --> 00:03:09,719 I forgot. 46 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,820 Come on, faster. 47 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,450 Okay, come on. 48 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,640 Is that an emergency stop or what? 49 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:09,990 Are you okay? 50 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,210 He's on the road. 51 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,260 Sorry. Yeah, thanks. 52 00:04:13,261 --> 00:04:15,299 It's Grace, isn't it? 53 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,350 Yeah, that's right. 54 00:04:16,351 --> 00:04:18,199 Thanks for stopping, Grace. 55 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,250 No problem. 56 00:04:19,251 --> 00:04:23,199 When it's safe to do so, we'll pull over and let his friend out, shall we? 57 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,919 Well, we might as well take him home now. Where do you live? 58 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,860 Glodwick. Oh, it's a bit out of his way. 59 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,150 Well, I don't mind. 60 00:04:29,151 --> 00:04:30,699 You're in the middle of a lesson. 61 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,080 I've got to drive somewhere. 62 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:35,259 You've got to practice reversing round corners. 63 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,760 Must have corners in Glodwick. 64 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,090 Oh, it's just here. 65 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,330 Bottom of the hill. 66 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:48,550 There you go, Red. Didn't take long, did it? 67 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:50,510 Just here's fine. 68 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,480 No, I'll take you to the bottom. 69 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,060 No, no, just bottom of the hill. 70 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,860 Yes, we don't worry about you. See you. 71 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:04,220 They have got to be lost. 72 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:07,470 Is this your road? 73 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:09,060 It's just over there. 74 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:10,260 I can walk from here. 75 00:05:10,261 --> 00:05:11,829 Take you to your door if you like. 76 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:12,880 It's okay. 77 00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:15,109 Thanks for this. 78 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,160 I owe you one. 79 00:05:16,621 --> 00:05:23,249 Hey, boss, what's this? You never told me you were learning to drive. 80 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,990 Hey, show us your three -point turn. 81 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:28,460 Two -point turn? You are the man, brother. 82 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:30,140 Hey, Gordie. 83 00:05:30,141 --> 00:05:33,249 Why don't you show us yours instead, yeah? Yeah, show us your rear end, white 84 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,550 girl. Whoa, it's a horse bar behind that wheel. 85 00:05:35,551 --> 00:05:40,409 You don't really want me to practice reversing now, do you? Just get out of 86 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:41,460 here. 87 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:43,520 What? 88 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:52,550 I think he lived, baby. Don't worry about it. Bye. 89 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:53,950 Come and see me again. 90 00:05:53,951 --> 00:05:57,729 Six or seven of them at least, all round the car they were. Oh, God. 91 00:05:57,730 --> 00:06:00,429 Reg said if I can drive under that kind of pressure, I'll sail through the test 92 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:01,480 tomorrow. 93 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:06,020 I mean, you know how I worry about you getting that bus alone. 94 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:07,540 Especially at night. 95 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:10,889 If you can afford driving lessons, maybe you can afford to give us a bit extra. 96 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,570 I'm not taking driving lessons. 97 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:14,469 So what were you doing in that car? 98 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:15,520 Getting a lift. 99 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:16,860 Off a learner driver. 100 00:06:16,861 --> 00:06:18,129 Haven't you heard? 101 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:20,369 It's part of the test now, picking up hitchhikers. 102 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:21,420 Who asked you? 103 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:23,010 Come on, we'll give you a lift. 104 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:24,620 Someone from work. 105 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:26,390 So you're not learning to drive? 106 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:29,530 No. Oh, I wish you'd get a job nearer home. 107 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:30,880 Doing what? 108 00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:34,750 Standing on street corners like him? Shut at you. Both of you, shut it. 109 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:40,640 I'm glad, at least, that you're mixing in this factory of yours. 110 00:06:40,641 --> 00:06:44,569 Never had any trouble mixing, have you, kiddo? Regular little chameleon, aren't 111 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,370 you? It was just a lift. 112 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:47,820 A one -off. 113 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:51,060 I'd probably save Father's life, to be honest. 114 00:06:51,061 --> 00:06:52,399 You shouldn't have got involved. 115 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,559 They could have killed him. 116 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,640 Could have killed you. 117 00:06:54,641 --> 00:06:57,719 Dad, at moments like that, you don't have time to think. 118 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,520 Well, it was a brave thing to do. 119 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,780 And I'm very proud of you. 120 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,250 It's just instinct. 121 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,480 But in future, stay out of it. 122 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,940 You might not get away with it next time. 123 00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:10,379 Well, would you rather them lads got away with it? 124 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:12,020 No. No, you would, wouldn't you? 125 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:16,290 How many Asian women would do the same for a white lad? 126 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,190 Nobody jumped in to help little Alan Upton last year, did they? 127 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:22,930 Yeah, well, we all know what you are. 128 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,660 I'm a father. 129 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:26,660 That's what I am. 130 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,120 Don't be fooled. 131 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:32,869 Some of these people are very nice to your face. But behind your back, it's 132 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,709 another story. 133 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,609 Well, how do you know if it's behind your back? 134 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:38,889 I know. Don't you worry about that. When I first got here, I worked in the same 135 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:39,940 kind of factory. 136 00:07:39,941 --> 00:07:41,769 Some people are friendly enough. 137 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:45,020 But they never invite you into their house. Not in a million years. 138 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:48,720 Yeah? When was the last time you invited one of them into our house? 139 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,340 My door's always open. 140 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,040 So, does your driver live nearby? 141 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,180 She's not me driver. 142 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,140 She? Ooh! 143 00:07:58,740 --> 00:07:59,790 Yeah, she. 144 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,640 She is the secretary. 145 00:08:01,641 --> 00:08:04,319 Bloody hell, she's no Callum Minogue, is she? 146 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,299 What is it with you and my girls, kiddo? No Asian girls, have they? 147 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,659 Uh -huh. Enough Asian lads have had you, though, haven't they? Don't you dare. 148 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,259 Don't you dare speak to her like that. That's your sister. 149 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:16,210 She's dying. Don't you talk back to me, you little bastard! 150 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:31,400 Did you pass? 151 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,290 How are you? 152 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,370 Yeah. 153 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,280 First time lucky, believe it or not. 154 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,940 Nice one. I knew you would. Did you? 155 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,210 Never doubted it. 156 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,260 Thanks. Thank you. I owe you one after yesterday. 157 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,690 Here, sit down. 158 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,610 Oh, shit. 159 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:07,790 Oh, shit. 160 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:09,560 Look at that now. What am I like? 161 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,310 Come on, sit down. 162 00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:19,219 It was probably what happened last night, in a way. 163 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:20,880 Well, not good, exactly. 164 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,840 But it took my mind off the test. 165 00:09:22,841 --> 00:09:27,119 If it hadn't been for that, I'd be up all night worrying again. Who knows how 166 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,170 I'd have failed. 167 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,330 Glad I could help. 168 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:31,040 No, I'm glad I could help you. 169 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,040 Well, thanks again. 170 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:38,180 So, er, I've got something to celebrate now. 171 00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:39,339 You going out? 172 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:40,390 Yeah. 173 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,930 I might do. 174 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,230 See what happens. I have nothing planned. 175 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,720 You not eat him? 176 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,460 No. Oh, you should try this. You know it's spot on. 177 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:51,990 I can't. Why? 178 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,040 It's not halal. 179 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,089 Not what? 180 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,890 Halal. I can only eat certain food. 181 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,320 Halal, they call it. 182 00:09:58,321 --> 00:10:01,629 My cousin Jill's like that. She gets covered in hides if she eats anything 183 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:02,389 wheat in it. 184 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:03,440 No. 185 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,750 This is a Muslim thing. 186 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:06,049 Oh, God. 187 00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:09,950 Sorry. Meat has to be prepared a certain way. 188 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:13,630 I'm full now, anyway. 189 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,830 I only usually have a light lunch. 190 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:17,560 Me too. 191 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:22,310 So does normal food taste different to halal food? 192 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,330 Dunno. Probably not. 193 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:27,409 There's plenty of halal restaurants around if you want to try it. 194 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:28,730 I'd really like that, yeah. 195 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,130 Well, er, you could try rush home. 196 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,370 I'd better get back to work. 197 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,420 See ya. 198 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,760 Right, none of us is paying. 199 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:08,199 Go on, go on, Grace. Right hand down a bit. Right hand down. Come on, you go 200 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,679 bussing, though. Can't do it with people watching. 201 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,240 Hey, close your curtains, then. 202 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,280 Come on, you'll be late. 203 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,680 I've got a taxi booked. 204 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,290 Oh, it's staff spending all that money on taxis. 205 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:29,659 Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to put you out. Oh, come on, I need the 206 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,679 taxi. 207 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,540 I'm sorry, Grace. I'd just rather not. 208 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,530 OK. 209 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,520 You don't like the way I drive? 210 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:37,619 What does that mean? 211 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:41,050 You liked it well enough when I saved you from them racists last week. 212 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,440 Yeah, what's going on? 213 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,030 Nothing. 214 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,020 Cheers, mate. OK, mate. See you now. 215 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,340 What are you doing coming home in a taxi? 216 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,010 As -salamu alaykum. 217 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,220 Wa alaykum as -salam. 218 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,780 Can you afford a taxi home on your wages? 219 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,320 It was just a one -off, Mum. 220 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,080 I thought it was going to rain. 221 00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:31,719 We're having a whip -out coming, Matt. 222 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,770 All right. 223 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,680 Who's the question for? 224 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,620 Oh, Tommy McNamara, probably. 225 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,170 Which one's he? 226 00:12:40,171 --> 00:12:42,359 Ginger Hur, he works in the loading bay. 227 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,860 Is he leaving? He's got cancer. 228 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,620 Wired from four kids as well. 229 00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:48,419 Yeah, if you get enough, they're going to send him to Lourdes. 230 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,470 Is he a cricket fan? 231 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,650 That's right, yeah. 232 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,750 Oh, mad pretty, he is. 233 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,840 Yeah, leather on willow. 234 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,599 Silly mid -off. Can't get enough of it, can't, Tommy. 235 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,999 Oh, you know, it's always been his dream, you know, see England win a chess 236 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,050 match at Lourdes. 237 00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:04,579 Right, come on, lads. We're having a whip round for Tommy Mac. Yeah, there's 238 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:06,459 fiver in that pocket, Susie. Help yourself. 239 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:08,200 A whole fiver? Yeah. 240 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,310 I thought you were just pleased to see me. 241 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,020 Make it a tenner and we've got a deal. 242 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,030 Can't even afford a cheap bill these days. There you go. 243 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,280 Come on, it's a good car. 244 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,810 Well, see you next time. See you next time. 245 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,130 It's up to you. You can stand there in the cold for all I care. 246 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:13,790 Thanks. 247 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:26,260 So anyway, Kev goes out at dinner time. Never heard of lords. 248 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,680 You ever heard of Hajj? 249 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,400 No. Well, shut up then. 250 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,999 Sorry. So anyway, Kev goes out and he comes back with this England cricket 251 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,999 shirt. He wraps it and he gives it to me to give to this Tommy fella. Tommy 252 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,650 Scottish. I didn't know that, did I? Yeah, in England. 253 00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:43,139 Yeah, I know that now, but until today, the man had never spoken a word to me. 254 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:45,479 He's always doing stuff like this, Kev. He's a pain. 255 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,379 So anyway, they want me to give him this present, yeah? Well, it lands in the 256 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,999 cutting room. And Kev goes, it'd be better coming from me, you know, being a 257 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,280 Paki and that. He didn't. 258 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,380 Yeah. He said that to your face. 259 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:59,719 Yeah. He said Pakistanis famous for cricket. And Tommy would appreciate it 260 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,099 coming from me. You're not allowed to do that, you know. We've got an anti 261 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,150 -racist policy. 262 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,500 Yeah, right, whatever. 263 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:09,529 So this big ginger fella comes down and he gets to me and I shake his hand and I 264 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,510 say, I hope you enjoyed the test. 265 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,020 And he goes, 266 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:17,609 son, I'm going to be lying flat on my face while some twat pokes about in my 267 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,410 bowels. Would you enjoy it? 268 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,150 And by now, everyone's laughing, yeah. 269 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:24,460 Fallen about it, huh? It's told me angry. 270 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,430 It lightened the mood, I suppose. 271 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,220 Stopped him crying. 272 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:32,630 On my first day, Kev rang me up from the canteen. 273 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:34,090 Said his name was Warwick. 274 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,110 So I buzzed through to Max and said, Worry cunt on the phone. 275 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,490 Max said it'll be Kevley each time that's exactly what he is. 276 00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:45,059 We'll have to think of a way of getting him back. 277 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,800 Give him a taste of his own medicine. 278 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,770 Yeah. 279 00:15:48,771 --> 00:15:52,439 Phil, why don't we make it a regular thing? 280 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,099 Well, then you can spend your cab fare on whatever you want. 281 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,510 If it fits me better, if it makes you feel better. 282 00:15:57,511 --> 00:16:01,499 I mean, it wouldn't be every night. I couldn't do it if I was working late or 283 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,550 you had overtime. 284 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,120 Otherwise it makes sense, don't you think? 285 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,360 Okay. 286 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:09,470 I'll, er, see you tomorrow. 287 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,090 Sorry I'm late. 288 00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:26,050 Got that mocked out at tea. 289 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,730 Give Fav a lift home. 290 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,710 Remember Fav? That I've saved from them racists. 291 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,290 Becoming really close friends. 292 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,789 Going to be giving him a lift every night from now on. 293 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:38,389 Is it safe for you to be driving around that part of town? 294 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,010 Yeah, I've done it loads of times. 295 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:43,249 But the thing is, it's not safe for him to be standing on his own at the bus 296 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,300 stop by our place. 297 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,550 Not after work, anyway. 298 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:47,810 Because of my dad's mates. 299 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:53,990 If you can't tell the difference between a protest vote and a gang... Oh, yeah, 300 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:56,480 protest vote today, pack your basher tomorrow. 301 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,250 I'm not interested in bashing anyone. 302 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,420 I can't abide violence of any sort. 303 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:08,460 Yeah, but Hitler said the same thing just before he invaded Poland. 304 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,300 He's just trying to wind you up. 305 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:11,889 Mm -hm. 306 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:19,339 She's called Amir. 307 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:21,740 Gorgeous, isn't she? 308 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,640 Yeah, she is. I think I know her. 309 00:17:25,641 --> 00:17:29,099 Is the dad one of those really old -fashioned blokes that makes the 310 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,300 marry against the will? 311 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,430 No. 312 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,880 Father's got no chance, then. 313 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,070 Should we run a mile? 314 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,390 Do us a favour, Dad. 315 00:17:35,391 --> 00:17:37,139 We're looking for someone for her. 316 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,000 Make sure he lives in another country. 317 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,080 Somewhere that gets bombed a lot. 318 00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:44,299 Bickering all the time, bickering. You're supposed to be brother and 319 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,200 Shh! Try and listen to this. 320 00:17:46,201 --> 00:17:49,679 And shut up with that bloody phone. I'm trying to sort out Faisal's future and 321 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,559 all I can hear is beep, beep, beep all the time. It's driving me crazy. 322 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,459 Well, I'm sorry. 323 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,930 I didn't mean to get in the way of Faisal's future. 324 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:59,599 You just carry on taking an office as opposed to what we want. Thank you, I 325 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,940 won't. Now, 326 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:03,470 say the myth. 327 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,590 What do you think? 328 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:08,680 She's not just a pretty face. She's clever too. 329 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,310 She's in university. 330 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,560 Her term finishes in a couple of weeks. 331 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,460 If you're interested. 332 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,790 You going out? 333 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,690 No, home. 334 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,350 Sorry, 335 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,580 I can't keep my hands off you. 336 00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,330 What? 337 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,610 No. 338 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:22,050 All sorts? 339 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,320 Thank you. 340 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,280 Anyone sitting here? 341 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:16,470 No. 342 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,980 Hey, Bin Laden, what's going on? 343 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,420 His name's Faisal. 344 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,220 Hey, lift some, dinner together, eh? 345 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,120 Be converting your next grade. 346 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:28,830 Ignore him. 347 00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:31,419 Hey, next thing you know, you'll be coming into work with a blanket round 348 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,470 head. 349 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:38,510 Yeah, and if you had a blanket in your gob, you'd still have room to whistle. 350 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:28,380 Did Kev give you any hassle this afternoon about what he said in the 351 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:31,130 No. Thanks for sticking up for me, by the way. 352 00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:32,610 You'd do the same for me? 353 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,330 Yeah. Yeah, I would. 354 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,610 Nothing arrives to it. 355 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:26,400 Don't blame her. 356 00:22:27,561 --> 00:22:29,089 Sorry 357 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:40,349 about 358 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,069 them two. 359 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:42,120 It's not your fault. 360 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,930 Erm, I got you a little present. 361 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,040 What for? 362 00:22:47,390 --> 00:22:48,570 It's just a thank you. 363 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,130 It's nothing much. It only cost a pound. 364 00:22:56,419 --> 00:22:57,720 Lovely. What is it? 365 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,640 That says Allah in Arabic. 366 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,660 And the other side, that says Mohammed. 367 00:23:03,661 --> 00:23:05,799 You're supposed to hang it from your mirror. 368 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,940 It's like a lucky charm. 369 00:23:06,941 --> 00:23:09,519 I'm not trying to convert you or anything. 370 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,570 It's really lovely. 371 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,110 I'll stick it next to my thing, Christopher. 372 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,850 Thanks, Faz. 373 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,920 Right then. Well, I'll see you tomorrow. 374 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,260 I mean, he's gorgeous, yeah. 375 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,510 And funny. 376 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,700 And really interesting to talk to. 377 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:03,579 But the big thing about me and Faz, or the really special thing, is that we 378 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,630 out for each other. 379 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,200 And respect, that's the other thing. 380 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,460 Yeah, much more respect from Asian lads. 381 00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:14,180 You don't want me to be happy, do you? 382 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:23,860 what they're like in factories. It was just a joke. 383 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:27,000 Mm -hmm. 384 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:30,040 And the more you do this, the more you go on about it. 385 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,090 I didn't say anything. 386 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:34,540 No. 387 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,380 You know, 388 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:43,350 she talks about respect. 389 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,490 Keep your face covered up. 390 00:24:45,491 --> 00:24:48,929 Marry who you're told to. Walk ten yards behind your husband. 391 00:24:48,930 --> 00:24:50,370 There's the respect in there. 392 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,530 I didn't like that. 393 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,390 How do you know? 394 00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:58,890 That's just... I mean, it doesn't mean anything. It's a little. 395 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,530 More than that. 396 00:25:00,531 --> 00:25:02,459 Oh, Grace, will you go and finish your tea? 397 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,020 Much more than that. He likes me. 398 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:07,940 I'm sure he does. Yeah, and I like him. In fact, I really like him. 399 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,539 We're going out on the weekend. 400 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,260 On a date. A proper date. 401 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:15,190 And if you try and stop me, Dad, well, I'll just have to leave, won't I? 402 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,180 Because you live before she ever does. 403 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,710 Yeah, feet first. 404 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,770 Is that what you want for her? To be a spinster for the rest of her life? 405 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,979 No. I can't remember the last time she had a date. I mean, since Kelly went to 406 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:41,720 run, she's hardly been out the hour. 407 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:50,720 You got a problem with me? 408 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,550 No. 409 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,670 Come on, man to man. Have you got a problem? 410 00:25:58,159 --> 00:26:00,869 What? Have you got a problem with me, you fat bastard? 411 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,390 Yeah, you're here. 412 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,500 Talking of ears. Oi, wingnut. 413 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,320 What? Have you got a problem? 414 00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:10,819 No. Hey, go easy with the head shaking. You're causing a draft. Oh, sure. You 415 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:11,870 pig me. 416 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,560 You see me point, Mr. Ismarnie? 417 00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,420 No. I slag off everyone. 418 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,610 That's my way. I have a laugh. I don't mean anything by it. 419 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:24,280 So, the Tommy Mac thing. Just a laugh. 420 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,890 Thing in the canteen the other day. Just taking a piss. That's all. 421 00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:30,770 Kev, I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. 422 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,310 This. 423 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:33,950 Racial abuse. 424 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:35,990 A written warning. 425 00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:37,860 Well, the thing is, Mr. 426 00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:41,819 Osmani, sir, if you want me to treat you different to everyone else, if you want 427 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:44,319 to be left out of the banter, then have the guts to say it to me face, you 428 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,370 little gobshite. 429 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:46,670 I didn't do that. 430 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:51,860 Once, I called you a paki. Just once. And I pulled you up for it. To your 431 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:54,120 What's this about, then? 432 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,610 This wasn't me. 433 00:26:55,611 --> 00:26:58,109 This must be someone else you've dissed. 434 00:26:58,110 --> 00:27:01,240 I've dissed every bastard in this factory. I'm not prejudiced. 435 00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:03,570 Someone thinks you are. 436 00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:17,190 I didn't write this. 437 00:27:17,191 --> 00:27:18,689 So you haven't had a complaint? 438 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:20,680 No. And he's not on a written warning? No. 439 00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:24,730 Do I ever forge my signature, I'll end up on the dole if I ever catch him. 440 00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:27,910 Who's got access to our head of notepaper? 441 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,919 Well, I don't keep it under lock and key. I mean, I suppose anyone could 442 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,180 in when my back was turned. 443 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,690 Why? 444 00:27:34,691 --> 00:27:37,739 Someone somewhere is making a point to you, Mr Leach. 445 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:41,350 I think I'd watch my P's and Q's from now on. No, hang on, you can't say that. 446 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,910 This isn't a smoke and fire thing. I'm not a racist. 447 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,760 This is an unfounded accusation. 448 00:27:45,761 --> 00:27:46,559 You can ask anyone. 449 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,579 Now, we want this struck from the record, all right? You can't be bringing 450 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,660 up again in the future. 451 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,280 I won't be, because you're not a racist, are you? No. 452 00:27:53,281 --> 00:27:56,309 So there won't be a problem in the future, will there? 453 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:57,360 No. Good. 454 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:00,720 You need to both get back to work. I'm comparing you. 455 00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:05,620 Oh, come on. 456 00:28:05,621 --> 00:28:06,909 Forget it. 457 00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:07,960 It's all right. 458 00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:14,570 It was you, wasn't it? 459 00:28:15,221 --> 00:28:17,109 What's up? 460 00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:18,190 Can't you take a joke? 461 00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:20,600 You still here? 462 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:27,739 going on I should know about? 463 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:28,790 No. 464 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,950 Let's just be more careful with our station in the future then, okay? 465 00:28:46,211 --> 00:28:52,859 He's like all the others. He can give it all right. But can he check it? Can he 466 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,930 echo his like? You should have seen his face. It was hilarious. 467 00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:57,840 You think I can't stand up for myself? 468 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:02,680 No. I don't need your help to deal with the likes of Kev. 469 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,100 I thought it'd be a laugh. 470 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,390 I thought it wasn't. 471 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,450 I'm sorry. 472 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,400 Listen, maybe I could make it up to you. 473 00:29:10,401 --> 00:29:11,799 No need. 474 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,780 No, really, maybe we could... Forget it. 475 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,770 Oh, Bob. 476 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,840 Great. We had a right laugh today. 477 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,890 Where are they taking you, Saturday? 478 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,980 I see a band. 479 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,080 Oh. 480 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:29,780 That'd be nice. 481 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,370 I've got a thing to wear, though. 482 00:29:31,851 --> 00:29:34,389 You still up for tomorrow? 483 00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:36,529 Oh, I am if Frida is. How are you fixed, Frida? 484 00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:37,630 Sorry, no can do. 485 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:40,710 Oh, come on. It's Saturday night. Jamie's on the stag do. 486 00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:42,730 If I stay in, I turn into a punk kid. 487 00:29:42,970 --> 00:29:44,350 They all going out, are you? 488 00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:47,910 They are. She wants me to babysit. She's got no chance this week. 489 00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:49,640 Do you fancy it? 490 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:50,940 What, a night out? 491 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,790 No, I meant looking after Ryan. 492 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,529 I'm sorry, I've got plans. I'm going out Saturday. 493 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,030 Oh, it's no problem, honestly. 494 00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:59,949 And I always leave the fridge well stocked. No, I am going out with a mate. 495 00:29:59,950 --> 00:30:01,000 Me and all. 496 00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:02,180 Pretty sounds. 497 00:30:02,181 --> 00:30:05,349 Excuse me, you're not coming? No, I'll find someone, don't you worry. 498 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:08,780 Listen, if either of you change your mind, just give us a ring, yeah? 499 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:15,670 Is she thought I was lying? She knows I was lying. I wasn't. I am going out. 500 00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:16,940 Well, good for you. 501 00:30:22,341 --> 00:30:28,189 I'm only doing a half day today, so I won't be needing a lift. 502 00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:29,209 Oh, right. 503 00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:30,310 Long weekend, eh? 504 00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:31,760 Yeah. 505 00:30:31,761 --> 00:30:33,469 You're not going away, are you? 506 00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:35,670 No. You doing anything special? 507 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:38,030 Not really. Anyway, I'll see you Monday. 508 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:40,120 Far? 509 00:30:40,450 --> 00:30:41,500 Yeah. 510 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:46,590 Grace, get Warren Ludlow on the phone, would you? Do it for coffee. 511 00:30:47,650 --> 00:30:48,970 Hi, Far, is everything OK? 512 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:51,360 Yeah, just having a quick word with Grace. 513 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:52,680 Don't mind me. 514 00:30:53,030 --> 00:30:54,080 What did you want? 515 00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,810 Er, just have a nice weekend. 516 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,540 You too. 517 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:13,500 Yeah. 518 00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:18,870 Can I speak to Faisal, please? 519 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:20,680 He's at work. 520 00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:22,610 No, er, he left at dinner time. 521 00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:23,920 Is he not home yet? 522 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:25,910 Who's this? 523 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,130 It's Grace. 524 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:29,220 I'm a friend of his. 525 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,420 It's Friday. He might be at the mosque. 526 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,300 Can I leave a message? It's important. 527 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,790 Go on. 528 00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:39,279 Can you ask him to ring Grace in the office if he's in this afternoon? 529 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,899 Or if I give you my home number, can you ask him to give me a ring there 530 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,950 tonight? 531 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:44,310 Is it to do with work? 532 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,360 Not really, no. 533 00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:05,470 Any calls for me today? 534 00:32:05,710 --> 00:32:06,950 No, expecting one. 535 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,170 Oh, Baz said he might ring later. 536 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,280 People talk, you know. 537 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:40,380 People say, where's Totrad? 538 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,360 What am I supposed to tell them? Busy. 539 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:45,199 Busy watching neighbours or standing on street corners? 540 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,659 Very good for the family name that is. Your brother was there today and he's 541 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:49,710 a full -time job. 542 00:32:50,131 --> 00:32:51,919 Leave it. 543 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,180 But it might be important. 544 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,610 We're having a family meal. That's what's important. Now sit down. 545 00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:58,180 It'll be for Faisal anyway. 546 00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,670 It'll be his bird. 547 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,820 What are you on about? 548 00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:03,740 Grace rang this afternoon. 549 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,150 Ooh! 550 00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:09,950 Who's Grace? What do you want? Oh, your babies, I think. 551 00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:11,520 That's right. 552 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:12,900 Who's Grace? 553 00:33:14,390 --> 00:33:18,030 Hello, it's Grace calling for Faisal. 554 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:19,950 Sorry to bother you at home. 555 00:33:20,110 --> 00:33:24,569 Don't know if you got my last message, but if you get this one, can you ring me 556 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:27,829 at home either tonight? What are you doing giving our number to strange 557 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:29,190 The secretary from work. 558 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:30,500 You bird. 559 00:33:30,501 --> 00:33:32,609 If you needed me, I wouldn't like that, Dad. 560 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,660 Shut up. 561 00:33:33,661 --> 00:33:35,919 There's probably some overtime going on somewhere. 562 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,759 She said it had nothing to do with work. 563 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,720 It must be love, love, love. 564 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,460 Nothing more, nothing less. 565 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,640 Grace is the best. 566 00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:51,310 Where's Grace? 567 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,350 She's upstairs. 568 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,680 Is she getting ready? 569 00:33:57,980 --> 00:33:59,030 Grace, 570 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,120 can you come down a minute? 571 00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:05,720 I was talking to Margie about it down the shops. 572 00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:11,509 She says if you don't like the fella your daughter's going out with, nothing 573 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:12,630 do with rave about him. 574 00:34:13,449 --> 00:34:17,119 So you think with the best things in life, Rachel dropping like a hot pig? 575 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:22,380 Well, Margie's got six of her own, so she should know what she's talking 576 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,750 How are you feeling? 577 00:34:26,429 --> 00:34:27,810 I've got a bit of a tummy ache. 578 00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:29,350 Come out after council. 579 00:34:29,351 --> 00:34:32,509 Oh, it's only nerves. I was just like that when I had my first date with your 580 00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:34,739 dad. Have you decided what you're wearing? 581 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,150 No. 582 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:43,819 Well, um... Last time we went out shopping, you said you really 583 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:47,199 liked this, so, um... What do you think? 584 00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:48,980 Oh, Mum, it's gorgeous. 585 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,460 It's a treat from me and your dad. 586 00:34:52,139 --> 00:34:54,059 Is this some kind of double bluff, Dad? 587 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,580 I just do what I'm told, love. 588 00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,890 Pay the bills. 589 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:01,700 Keep me mouth shut. 590 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:03,060 Well, it'd be nice. 591 00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:04,950 My opinion doesn't matter. 592 00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:10,650 I'm just an ordinary working class white man. 593 00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:12,250 A fascist, you mean? 594 00:35:12,251 --> 00:35:15,729 Do you know what you're letting yourself in for? 595 00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:16,830 A knife night out. 596 00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:21,950 People in mixed relationships, they get a lot of grief. From people like you? 597 00:35:22,190 --> 00:35:23,240 No. 598 00:35:23,310 --> 00:35:24,360 From everyone. 599 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:29,489 You won't be accepted by Isla. Just because you think... You won't be 600 00:35:29,490 --> 00:35:33,290 by Isla any more than he's accepted by us. I'm already accepted. 601 00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:34,810 Have you met the family? 602 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:37,500 I've spoken to them on the phone often enough. 603 00:35:37,501 --> 00:35:39,609 Do you know what people would say? 604 00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:41,030 I don't care what they say. 605 00:35:41,031 --> 00:35:44,429 They'd say he's only going out with her because she gives him what Muslim girls 606 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:48,070 wouldn't. You think I'm a slag? No, that's not what he meant. 607 00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:50,680 I think you haven't been out much lately. 608 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:54,050 A desperate slag. And I don't want you to make a mistake. 609 00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:58,160 So what are you going to do, Dad? Ban me from seeing him? Lock me in my bedroom? 610 00:35:58,161 --> 00:35:59,529 Go on, Dad. 611 00:35:59,530 --> 00:36:01,969 Ban me from seeing him. That's what you want to do, isn't it? Put your foot 612 00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:03,350 down. Go on, do it. 613 00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:08,400 It's a free country. 614 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:14,070 That's why they're contriving over here in their thousands. 615 00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:27,869 I don't mind who you go around with, love. 616 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,900 Just don't let them hurt you. 617 00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:54,070 My eye's still puffy. 618 00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:55,610 You look irresistible. 619 00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:57,100 Thanks. 620 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,090 Well, it shouldn't be too late. 621 00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,530 This is my family. Sorry. 622 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:56,730 This is my family. Sorry, Clancy. 623 00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:03,070 Hi, is Faisal in? 624 00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:07,330 Faisal? What? 625 00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:09,260 Someone at the door. 626 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:10,720 Who is it? 627 00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:13,220 A woman. 628 00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:17,200 Hello. 629 00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:19,090 Hiya. Are you great? 630 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:20,800 That's right. 631 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,170 Faisal mentioned me. 632 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,230 Oh, yeah. All the time. 633 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:35,910 What do you want? 634 00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:40,809 I, uh, sorry to call around like this. I did leave a few messages, but I wasn't 635 00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:42,070 sure whether you got them. 636 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,280 I didn't. 637 00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:44,650 Yeah, I thought as much. 638 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:50,170 Um, what it is, I wanted to apologise for the Kev thing. 639 00:38:50,690 --> 00:38:51,740 Forget it. 640 00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:53,060 And, um... 641 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,530 It's just somewhere a bit more private we could go. 642 00:38:56,620 --> 00:39:00,500 Right, let's go. Come in and close that door. 643 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,040 I'll show you your car. 644 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,740 Will you come away from there? 645 00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:19,340 The boy's got no shame. No shame whatsoever. 646 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:28,360 So, what's this about, Grace? 647 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:35,959 Well, um... Long story short... One of the reps gave me two free tickets 648 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,400 for this Bangra night in town. 649 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,019 I know it's short notice, but I was just wondering... You know, if you're doing 650 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:43,640 nothing tonight... I don't think so. 651 00:39:43,641 --> 00:39:45,499 What, you're not doing anything? 652 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,940 I don't think it's a good idea. 653 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,140 You don't like Bangra? 654 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:51,770 I hate it. 655 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:54,360 Well, we could do something else. 656 00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:59,030 I don't want to go out with you, Grace. 657 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,910 Break it to me gently, why don't you? 658 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,020 I'm sorry. 659 00:40:05,810 --> 00:40:06,860 It's okay. 660 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:09,730 I just don't think it would work. 661 00:40:09,731 --> 00:40:12,229 Why not? We've been getting on, having a laugh. 662 00:40:12,230 --> 00:40:13,280 I know. 663 00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:17,590 Well, then why wouldn't it work? 664 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:20,440 It just wouldn't. 665 00:40:20,441 --> 00:40:24,089 Is it because I'm not a Muslim? Because I've been getting very interested in all 666 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,170 that. No, it's not that. 667 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:27,590 Well, what is it then? 668 00:40:31,350 --> 00:40:32,550 Is it because I'm white? 669 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:36,680 Yeah. 670 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:38,290 It's because you're white. 671 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,870 I only go out with Asian girls. 672 00:40:42,130 --> 00:40:43,430 You racist bastard. 673 00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:48,310 You're as bad as me, Dad. You're as bad as them shits at the bus stop. 674 00:40:48,770 --> 00:40:50,890 You ungrateful, racist bastard. 675 00:40:50,891 --> 00:40:52,529 Get out! 676 00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:54,190 Grace, I'm sorry. Just get out! 677 00:41:22,830 --> 00:41:24,450 Why does he keep doing this to me? 678 00:41:24,770 --> 00:41:26,510 Does my opinion count for nothing? 679 00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:29,940 Faisal? 680 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,570 Come here. I want a word with you. 681 00:41:35,430 --> 00:41:36,890 What? Has she gone? 682 00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:39,100 Yeah. 683 00:41:39,390 --> 00:41:41,070 I don't want her coming here again. 684 00:41:42,110 --> 00:41:44,050 Why? You know why. 685 00:41:45,390 --> 00:41:49,250 You don't even know her. I know enough, and I forbid you from seeing her. 686 00:41:49,530 --> 00:41:50,590 You can't do that. 687 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,180 I'm your father, and you'll do as I say. 688 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,040 No, I won't. 689 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,300 Where are you going? I'm talking to you. 690 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,750 I'm going after her. 691 00:42:01,751 --> 00:42:05,479 And when I find her, I'm going to have unprotected sex with her. Then I'm going 692 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,950 to get drunk. Then I'm going to have a bacon sarnie. 693 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,650 What happened? 694 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,160 He dumped me. 695 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,520 Oh, Craig, I'm so sorry. 696 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,440 You got what you wanted now, Dad. 697 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:03,710 Are you happy, eh? 698 00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:07,300 But you died the day I told you so, aren't you? 699 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,070 Craig, 700 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,480 leave me alone. 701 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,010 Why are you going here this time of night? 702 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,410 See someone. 703 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:28,530 My cousin got battered somewhere around here. You want to be careful, mate? 704 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,850 I'll be all right. 705 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,660 I would walk around here on my own. 706 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,700 It's an inner fairy, innit? 707 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,410 Grace? 708 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,610 Go away. 709 00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:54,520 I just wanted to say... I don't want to... 710 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:00,800 Can I get you anything? 711 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,090 No. 712 00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,020 You want me to wait for you? 713 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,370 No. 714 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,620 What if they're not in? 715 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,330 There they are. 716 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,130 Pretty tough. 717 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,600 Cheers, mate. Beer. 718 00:44:43,089 --> 00:44:44,550 Is Grayson? No, not. 719 00:44:45,021 --> 00:44:47,109 That's her car? 720 00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:48,160 She's out. 721 00:44:48,161 --> 00:44:50,269 In this weather? Yeah, that's right. 722 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:51,320 Mom, is that him? 723 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,809 She doesn't want to see you. Yes, love. Yeah, don't worry. We're getting rid of 724 00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:55,860 him. Send him off. 725 00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:57,660 You best come in. 726 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:01,230 It's the front bedroom. 727 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:16,279 He breaks her heart. He breaks my daughter's heart and you invite him into 728 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,699 home. Well, he must have changed his mind. I'm not just into our home, into 729 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:23,259 bedroom. The bastard's in her bedroom as we speak. They're making up, that's 730 00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:26,150 all. You know what they're doing. Why else would he be here? 731 00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:29,920 How did you know where I lived? 732 00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:32,670 I saw my tickets. 733 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,550 Why are you here? 734 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,370 To say sorry. 735 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:39,550 You said that before. 736 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,580 I don't want us to fall out. 737 00:45:42,581 --> 00:45:44,779 You don't want to lose your lift, you mean? 738 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:46,040 We can still be friends. 739 00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:48,760 How can we be friends when you're ashamed of me? 740 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,280 I've been thinking about it, Faz. 741 00:45:51,281 --> 00:45:54,219 That's why I had to drop you off at the corner of your street, isn't it? 742 00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:56,919 Why you didn't want me to pick you up in the morning? Why you're annoyed that I 743 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,019 knocked on your door tonight? 744 00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,610 Because you're ashamed to be seen with a white girl. 745 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,180 I'm not a racist, Grace. 746 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,730 What? You're Asian, so you can't be racist. 747 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,340 My last girlfriend was white. 748 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,170 Is it serious? 749 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:12,550 Not really, no. 750 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,760 Susan her name was. 751 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,000 We got on great for a while. 752 00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:18,460 Well, there you go, then. 753 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,710 It wasn't easy. 754 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,240 I'm not saying it's going to be easy. 755 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,219 But we can't let a few bigots stop us. Grace, it's got nothing to do with 756 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:27,660 bigots. I just don't fancy her. 757 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:33,340 It's not my colour, it's me. 758 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,170 Look... 759 00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:41,230 You're a great girl. 760 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,400 That's supposed to make me feel better. 761 00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:45,640 I want us to be friends. 762 00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:50,600 I mean, we can still go to this banger night if you want. 763 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,780 You can drop me at the front door. 764 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,970 Oh, thanks. 765 00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:58,560 But, you know, if it's not there, it's not there. 766 00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:01,190 Chemistry and shit. 767 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,020 What's Susan got that I haven't got? 768 00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,230 Come on. 769 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,720 She must have something. 770 00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:11,640 Is she blonde? 771 00:47:13,180 --> 00:47:15,200 Skinny? Big tits? 772 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,520 Why her, not me? 773 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,200 You shallow bastard. 774 00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:26,260 Grace. Get away from me. Get out of my house, you little piece of filth. 775 00:47:26,780 --> 00:47:29,940 I'm sorry, I didn't mean... You heard him. Get out. 776 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,240 Get out. 777 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:34,540 Come here, love. 778 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,180 He's gone now. He's gone. It's all right. It's all over. 779 00:47:38,531 --> 00:47:39,939 Come 780 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:48,319 with 781 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,370 you. 782 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,140 Nobody does that to my daughter. 783 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,060 But I didn't mean to hurt her. And how come my daughter's in bits, eh? 784 00:47:55,061 --> 00:47:59,679 Do you think you can come into my house and do that to my daughter and then just 785 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,480 walk out and I'm going to let you, eh? 786 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,560 You little piece of filth. Look, there's no need for this. 787 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,800 She was banging to me, yeah? I wasn't interested. 788 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,560 I tried to go easy on her. 789 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,780 Do it nice, but what could I do, man? 790 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,740 She did more than stalking me. 791 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,280 She's stalking you? 792 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,440 And what are you doing in my house, you stonk? 793 00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:25,200 Dad! Stop it, Dad! 794 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:26,510 Stop it! 795 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,790 He's done nothing wrong. Leave him alone. 796 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,230 I told you he'd end up like this, didn't I? 797 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,410 Just look at you. 798 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,240 I'm trying to protect you. I don't need protecting. 799 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,340 Don't make it a show of me. Get in, Dave. 800 00:49:11,850 --> 00:49:14,270 Thanks. You thought I was stalking you. 801 00:49:14,490 --> 00:49:18,830 No, just... trying a bit too hard. 802 00:49:19,450 --> 00:49:21,490 You arrogant little shit. 803 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:26,090 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58853

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