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Imagine Black Widow fighting crime, but
completely topless.
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Yeah, and Wonder Woman wearing nothing
but her tiara.
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Yo, that'd be legit, man.
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Totally sexy, dude. I swear.
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Jingle physics in the game is crazy.
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I know, look at it bounce.
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Why are stepbrothers complete nerds?
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Real complete nerds. I mean, they got
the look, but...
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They need some changing.
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Hey, guys!
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Guys!
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Hey, what the hell?
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So, Valentine's Day is coming up. Do you
have any plans?
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Um, no.
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Duh. What about that date, Elias?
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Well, we asked these girls at...
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school for the Valentine's Day dance,
but... What happened?
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They turned us down. In front of the
whole class.
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It was really embarrassing.
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It's such a shame. I think we need to
step in and help.
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Guys, we love you both so much, but you
need some serious help.
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If you guys don't change your look, you
guys are gonna have a date with
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Valentine's Day.
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That was mean.
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Chill. With our help, you will have
dates lined up in no time.
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Uh, what? Who's gonna date us? Our mom?
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Well, if you guys are ready for some
serious style changes, then we can off
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look and vibe in no time.
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Are you guys ready for an extreme
makeover?
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Oh, I guess.
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Yo, this is weird. We're only in
underwear.
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Well, I've seen you naked so many times.
What's the deal?
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Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I'm
bigger now, Sid. Yeah, we can tell.
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Here, try these.
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Okay. And for the record, I think you
guys should stop playing video games as
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much. It's really unattractive to girls.
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Oh, and never say the word Avengers to
one of your dates.
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Okay. And what about kissing?
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Any experience on that?
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I mean, we watched some YouTube
tutorials.
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Oh my god, that's it?
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Yeah.
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Let me see what you've learned.
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Uh, like... Oh my god, that is
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awful.
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Well, how are we supposed to learn if
we've never done this before?
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Well, a little tip. You're doing weird
stuff with your tongue. Just be a little
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bit more gracious.
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Or we can do something better and we can
give you a kissing lesson.
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Kind of weird. What if we get a boner?
Shut up, bro. This is kind of hot.
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You're kind of right. You're pretty hot
too.
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Nailed it.
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I made out with your sister, loser.
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And I made out with yours, clown.
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All right, guys. Well, hopefully you
guys will have some fun on Valentine's
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And I hope you take all this advice.
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So we just got to be ourselves?
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Yeah, but not that much.
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Okay.
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How did you guys' dates go?
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Well, to begin with, there was no camp.
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And to make things worse, they couldn't
even tell the difference between
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Daredevil and Human Torch.
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Well,
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since we do have some time before our
date kicks off, I figure that it's time
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that we get into lesson number two.
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Do you see how, you know, Bailey here,
she's not being weird or anything like
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that, so...
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I have the desire to kiss her.
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Simple, right?
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The class was great, but too
theoretical.
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You can borrow mine.
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This is just to help them. We don't want
them to be losers now, do we?
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I guess not.
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Hey,
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you're giving my brother a boner. I'm
sorry, Mel.
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Ever since we gave him that makeover, I
can't resist him. We should take it all
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away, otherwise we'll be bullied for
life.
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You're friends, right, sis?
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Hey, no young man left behind.
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If you do or say anything nerdy, I swear
to God I'll stop.
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Deal.
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Not much of a loser after all.
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It's kind of weird to hear my sister's
face.
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You are so hot. Look at my brother's
cock.
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I feel so good.
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Yeah, they were taught in a school hall.
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Best lesson you've ever had.
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Ooh.
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What do you do?
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Give him a full show.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I think I need to show her how to swim
already.
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Bye. Bye.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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My brothers are so good at you.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't, I can't. Ew!
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Ew!
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oh my god
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it's so fucking deep
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My pussy. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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You don't want to look at him, right?
He'll be behind you.
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I think it's a great idea.
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What? You mean fuck my sister?
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Yeah.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. What?
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Yes. What are you doing?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh my god. This is so fucking weird.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Take your brother's dick. I can't.
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Thank you.
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Because your brother fucked me up.
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No.
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Not that bad, huh?
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Not that bad. No.
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Good.
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Oh my God!
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Thank you for watching!
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Oh my god.
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Yeah
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You just love my brother's cock in your
mouth huh?
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Yeah. All in my mouth. Yeah. And I love
it in your pussy too.
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Yeah. Right back in there.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my
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god.
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Holy shit.
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wrapped around her fucking cock.
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You better wrap it around his ass.
Fucking good.
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Oh my god.
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That can be all of our little secrets.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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You like cocking and pissing your mom at
the same time? Oh, fuck.
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You put this cock so big in my mouth.
Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, my God.
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It's getting old.
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I'm going to put it back in.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes
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Oh, my God.
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I love writing your fucking space. Oh,
my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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