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So,

how are you doing today?

I'm doing okay. I mean, I'm a little confused as to why I'm in here,

but other than that, I've been enjoying my day shopping.

How are you?

Not so well, actually.

I'm actually the department security guard.

What's your name, by the way?

My name's Ashley.

Ashley. Ashley.

So the reason why I called you into my office here is

they was told that the department store

had some suspicious activity going on.

And they found, they looked at the cameras, and they found a

lady, a brunette, dark -haired lady, wearing a green skirt, apparently

shoplifting.

Okay. Well, I mean, there's a lot of brunette ladies that walk around.

Sure.

I'm sure...

other ladies of the mall also have been skirt so i'm just curious as to why i

was singled out in this situation well they said when

you're walking away after the alleged shoplifting incident that they were

checking the cameras you had a limp a little giddy up on your step i mean

maybe apparently there was something hidden

Just my skirt.

No pockets there, right? No, no, no, no. I mean, it is a skirt.

It's just my skirt and my legs. Okay.

Obviously, I can't hide anything too much up here.

No, I honestly, I don't feel that, I don't know why they're so suspicious

about it, but they have some kind of evidence, so I'm going to have to do my

diligence on this.

So, you know, nothing to get frantic over, nothing to swear about. So your

was Ashley, and then what area do you live in?

I don't, I'm sorry, I don't see how that is relevant to... It's just a

natural protocol, Ashley, that I have to do, and then we just put a report aside

that I did my due diligence, and that's it, and it's set aside.

Right. I mean, I understand you're trying to do your job, and I respect

but my address, that's a little much.

I mean... Now I'm getting a little perplexed here, because I didn't ask you

your address. I said, what area do you live in? That's all I said, and you're

being defensive here. So now it's picking that...

Little hair on the back of my neck.

And I'm starting to get a gut feeling something's up.

Nothing's up. I just, like I said, I don't really understand how my area I

in is important in this situation.

Well, all right. Then let's take it a different way then.

How often do you visit this store?

Probably...

A couple times a week.

A couple times a week. So you're familiar with where everything is, the

section, maybe the home decor section. So you're familiar with the store.

I mean, yeah.

A couple times a week. Okay, cool.

A couple times a week. So you're not on a holiday trip. Because most of the time

when I get called, they have just people vacationing and stuff.

So you're familiar with the store. Yeah.

No problem at all.

And then what kind of items do you usually purchase from our store here?

An array of different items.

Whatever I need at that point in time.

Can you be a bit more specific?

I clothing shop here once in a while. Clothing shop here, all right.

I makeup shop here.

Makeup shop here, okay.

Home goods.

Home goods.

Yeah, decor, pottery, planters, different kinds of stuff

like that, yeah.

So you live in a home?

Yes.

So basically for the home, clothing, everything, everything goes. Makeup,

clothing. Yeah. And home goods, you said.

Yeah. You guys pretty much sell everything. We do, we do.

We're really good at what we do. Yeah.

All right, Ashley, so before I go another step

forward, anything else you want to tell me before?

So you didn't take anything from our store today?

No.

Okay.

And you live in the area.

All right, so basically, yeah, again, I don't have any suspicion here.

When you got a little defensive there, it kind of picked my curiosity.

Yeah. But no, it seems fine. I'm just going to do a quick pat -down, and we

go on with our beautiful day. So if I just have you stand up, I'm going to do

quick pat -down. It's a lovely blouse you're wearing. Oh, thank you. I love

color on you. Thank you.

Nice. So if I can have you just put your arms... Just straight is fine. Oh,

okay.

Your hands are shaking a little bit. Are you nervous?

I mean, no, I'm just a little cold, I guess.

Okay.

And then you said you're married, or did you not mention that? I didn't mention

that. I am married, though.

You are married? Uh -huh. Oh, cool. How long?

Two years.

Two years? Yeah. Oh, fresh marriage.

Mm -hmm. Just relax, just relax.

All right, okay, much better. So how's the marriage going, is it?

Greener on the other side?

Um, yeah.

So -so, I mean. So -so?

There's days I get bored.

I was going to say, you didn't sound too sure on that answer. There's so -so. I

mean. Two years, they say it's the honeymoon phase.

Um, yeah, I mean, but most days I get, well, excuse you.

Is there something wrong?

Um, you're not searching me at that point. That's groping.

No, it's not groping. I just, you know.

Like you said, we have makeup stuff and small stuff. I have to get a good pat

down. It is a loose blouse here.

So that's the only reason I went, because you have a pretty thick bra

there.

And my mental detector was picking something up, but I just have to make

again. Oh, okay. So just relax a little bit. Quick.

That's fine. That's fine. We're good.

We're good.

All right. And let's spread your legs just a little bit.

All right.

So, yeah, you're saying two years married, and then what else? Mm -hmm.

So he travels a lot, you're saying? Yeah, yeah. He works a lot away from

Yeah.

Excuse me. Do you think that you should have a female boyfriend?

For what?

For the pat -down?

Yeah, for, like, my girl areas, because, I mean, you're, like, going into them

and extensively searching. Yeah, unfortunately, it's her day off, and...

You know, when I run my hand right here, there's something, there's like a hard

object there.

Oh, I'm not too sure. Maybe it's just my panties.

Your panties are hard?

I mean, maybe. It's the first time I've been seeing that, and I've done this

plenty, plenty of times.

My next question, which, I mean, I have to ask, are you a natural female?

Excuse me? Are you going through, like, a transition?

No. Because, I mean, I feel something in between your legs. I'm 100 % female.

No,

I'm 100 % female.

Okay. Yeah. All right, so I do feel something in between your legs. I just

to be on the safe side.

Okay. I mean, I don't really understand what is the safe side. I would have to

ask you to take off.

Your top for one, and then I'd have to get a thorough pat down.

I'm not comfortable with doing that. I'm just saying that a lot. If there's a

different person you can call in here, that would make this a little bit easier

or whatever, but I definitely don't want to take my top off in front of you.

It's really uncomfortable.

Well, actually, you know what? That's fine. I can call the sheriff's

and then you can go down there, and the sheriff says you have a group of ten

guys you can call.

Pat you down and have fun with you and have... That's fine. Let's go ahead and

just do that. It's just one call. No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. I

mean, I can... It's just my talk, correct? Like, you're just going to be

checking really quick, and then I can, you know... Yeah, it'll be your talk.

just, like, a little more pleasant tone. I mean, I'm a nice guy, and we're

getting to know each other.

But, yeah, just take... You're getting nervous. That's the...

Well, I mean, you're asking me to take off my clothing in the middle of the

store or in a small room. We're in my office.

Door's shut. Door's locked. So let's go ahead and start with the top, and then

you can continue telling me your story.

Or like I said, I can just make a phone call because this is becoming... No, no,

no, no, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. I'm already starting to unbutton.

It is what it is.

This is your job, right? You're just doing your job. Yes, it is my job.

So you were saying?

What,

my husband travels a lot for work.

Travels a lot for work, okay. So what is it, you don't get to see him often?

Isn't that kind of like, don't you get days where you want to be intimate with

someone?

I don't know.

Yeah,

those are just really odd questions to be asking me while I'm... Well, you are

nervous at this point. So, like I said, I'm getting more and more suspicious.

So, I'm not going to go over this again. I'm going to just ask you to

take your skirt off, please. I thought my shirt was the end of that.

I thought that was... Okay.

I mean,

obviously you did that, but there's nothing in there. See, I'm

feeling a hard object here, and now I'm starting to get upset, to be honest with

you.

Young lady, take a seat.

I mean, if there was really something in there, like you guys would have

noticed.

Okay, you said quite enough already.

There's definitely a hard object in your pants, in your skirt.

So you're going to have to take your skirt off.

I mean, I'm just really not comfortable with this.

I understand, but there's something there.

There's not.

You told me you're not going through a transition period, so I said, okay, and

you're an actual born female. I'm a female, yes.

So I'm going to have to.

Because it's a long skirt. It's green. I can't see. I can't see anything there.

I mean, it's just me.

It's just like, okay, I have a medical condition.

And I'm embarrassed by it. Okay. So I didn't bring it up. But it's a

little device that I have to wear.

And I don't want you to see it because it's very embarrassing.

Part of my personal life that I don't really share with very many. My husband

knows, but not that.

I totally appreciate you being honest with me. I know it's hard for you to do

that.

But actually one of my close friends, she has one of those devices too.

And we talk a lot.

And I guess those are rechargeable or something like that. She always

that the battery gets low or something like that.

I don't know. I guess I must keep mine charged.

Well, let's go ahead and check it out anyway.

But it's just my device.

Like, I don't really need to check. Your friend has one, so you know what it

looks like. No, actually, I forgot what it looks like because I haven't talked

to her in a while. She's kind of upset at me.

Oh, boy.

So, is there any other way that we could possibly work around this? Because I'm

not trying to show you my personal life. You've already asked me multiple

questions about my personal life.

You've seen me without my shirt on.

And now I'm just becoming a little bit more anxious and uncomfortable here in

this situation.

Are you nervous?

Extremely. You're getting me out of my clothing.

There's really no reason for it.

I just... I mean, I could put on my shirt and walk out now, and we could

a day, and you could tell your friend about my... All right, all right, all

right. I heard enough.

Let's actually do that.

Go ahead and put on your shirt.

I'm going to call the sheriff's department.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

okay. I'll take it off.

I'm taking it off. I'm taking it off. I'm taking it off. That's the third

I just, um... That's a little better.

Yeah. Cooperate with me.

I'll make this easy so you can go on with your day.

Not I would like.

I'm sure you'd like to go along with me as well. I definitely would, yeah.

Because you have pain in my butt.

Likewise.

Um, okay, um... Okay, so... I'm going to be

100 % honest with you here.

Since we're already at this point, anyways.

I do have a condition.

Maybe not the same one as your friend.

All right. But I definitely, definitely have a condition.

It's not too bad. It's manageable.

So I like small things, just small things.

Then you won't like me then.

Nothing extravagant. Very minor things.

I don't know.

Bubble gum.

Sometimes jewelry.

Makeup. Makeup's always small.

Just spill it already.

Okay.

I may have... May have... Go on.

Taken a little small something.

from the shelf out there, it's minor. It's not anything big or

expensive or, you know, anything like that. So I figured it wouldn't even be

noticed if it came off the shelf.

But apparently you're right.

My system is better than I anticipated.

Okay, go ahead.

Do you think?

So I'm going to go ahead and...

Take my skirt like you asked me. All right. Just know that I let you know

ahead of time before I took my skirt off, so... Is that normal?

Just spill it.

Or drop your skirt.

Well, I took something. I told you, and I just feel like it would be easier if

you could see it than if I had to explain myself to you.

What is that?

Well...

So you guys had some pottery that I thought would look good inside of my

room.

So you put it inside your pantyhose?

Spread your legs.

Spread them.

Okay. So you spread them. You put them inside your pantyhose.

I, well, I, I'm rubbing my neck, but I just. I want to make sure it's not

It's definitely not sharp. I wouldn't put anything.

sharp in my pants. This is disappointing.

I was ready to get shut and I wanted to go have lunch. We could still do that.

We could, like, here.

Still do what? Oh, my God.

I lost my appetite.

Thank you. Hang on.

It's not dirty.

I mean...

So you took that for your house?

I liked it. It's got elephants on it, and... Yeah, it does have elephants on

I mean, it was only $5 .99. It wasn't anything.

I mean, it was just a little flap on my wrist, and, you know, I can move beyond

that. It's right there. It never got taken out of the store or anything.

you shoplifted, and you...

And you lied to an officer. That's enough.

I mean... I mean, technically, I kind of just carried around the store, kind of

like if I had a shopping cart. It was just a little bit of a safer

I never left the store.

Oh, yes.

Do you have anything in your shoes, too?

No, no, no, no, no. It was literally just, you know, that little tiny little

thing off the shelf. All right, I heard enough. Calm down.

Turn around.

Yes, turn around, spread your legs.

But... Turn around, right over here, spread your legs. Okay.

Jesus, so what's wrong with you?

You shoplift, you put stuff in your skirt, in your pantyhose, like... What,

you normal, or is this like a... I mean... Is this the thickness that you

you were talking about, or what?

Yeah, I mean, I... So...

He told you my husband's never around, and I get lonely at the house by myself,

and I see all these nice things in catalogs and on the TV, so I

figure, like, I would go ahead and go to the store and check them out.

That just kind of led to other things.

All right, come sit here.

I never, I swear, I never do. You're like...

anything it's really like you freak me out but another way like i feel i feel

bad for you so it's like i don't know what what to do i mean i like i said i

don't steal anything too expensive take you off call the cops and just go to

jail and be done with you no no my husband can't find out that i'm doing

like my husband can't find out because it will be very bad he mean he works

A really, really strict job.

And he just, he expects me to be a regular housewife.

I don't know. This is a little bit of excitement in my life that I needed.

Excitement. Yeah. I need some excitement too in my life.

Don't shoplift. You'll get in trouble.

So you shoplift to get a kick out of it, huh?

I guess so. Yeah.

Yeah.

Because your life is... Boring?

On occasion, it's boring, yeah.

So, I feel bad for you, but at the same time, it's like...

Like, with this mental issue you have, I feel like I should

take it easy on you. I'm just like... I don't know, I'm like in between.

So, go ahead and stand up by my desk.

Okay.

And then just turn around and

spread your legs, please.

Yeah,

we did that, but it's like your story keeps getting worse and worse. I mean, I

don't know.

You're wearing panties under there, too.

Yeah, I mean, everybody wears panties under their pantyhose, right? I don't

if you're stuck in something else in there. It could be makeup, something

So I'm going to ask you, at this point I'm in control because you already

confessed.

So I'm going to take it from here.

Okay.

Say yes.

Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't know what else there is for me to do at this

Say yes.

Yeah, yes. So go ahead and take off these pantyhose.

For what?

Now. But for what? I don't understand, like, why is the pantyhose, like, such

a... Because you have a mental illness, and we're going to get to the bottom of

everything, so all your clothes are going to have to come off.

You already confessed.

Go ahead and take off your pantyhose.

I mean, if not, you're going to just, like, call the cops on me, aren't you?

Right? I'm not going to answer that. Go ahead and take off... You already

confessed.

They're off.

They're off. There you go.

There you go.

All off. There's nothing in there. There you go.

So... And I really can't hide.

Spread your mouth.

You should watch how you... Watch how I what? You just touch.

You lied to an officer.

You confessed to stealing. You get a kick out of it or something.

And you're saying you have a mental issue.

And this is tough.

You get a kick out of it. You get excited out of it.

So at this point, you shouldn't talk at all.

It's not in line with me. Just stay quiet right now.

Let me do my job.

I've lost trust in you.

You know what? All right.

There's nothing in there. I mean, I don't know.

Whoa.

Turn around.

Spread your legs.

So I'm going to remove your patches now.

What is... No, no, no. I said... Stay quiet.

I'm going to do this painlessly.

No painlessly for you. I am not saying that it's painless, right?

So spread your legs right there.

There's spread.

Just relax.

Don't. You stuck that home goods in your pantyhose. How do I know you didn't

stick anything else inside of you?

I mean, honestly.

All right, turn around.

Bend over my table.

I mean, this is so unhygienic. Shouldn't she at least be wearing gloves?

Young lady.

My hands are always sanitized.

That's what everybody says.

What are you... We're going to do a cavity search. Stay bent over so I can

get this over with. Oh, my God. This is so unprofessional.

Well, it was unprofessional of you taking something from my shop. It was

Taking it in your pantyhose.

Jesus. It was $5. And you know what else? I'm starting to think, how many

did you do this and you got away with it? I mean, two.

I mean, everything or anything that I've ever had done this with, it was, like,

$2. This is the most expensive thing, and it was only $5.

$5, that's it. Like, I could give you $5 for it. Okay, okay, I got it, I got it.

You're just, you go on and on, and it's getting totally annoying.

Well, what else do you want me to do? I'm trying to, like, explain myself. All

right, calm down, calm down.

Please keep it hush.

Go ahead and take off the bra, please.

This is just ridiculous.

How am I going to hide anything in here? It only holds my boobs.

There's nothing else. And that's only supposed to hold.

I mean. But there's more stuff in it.

Okay, go ahead and take off your bra.

Alrighty. So, there you go.

Nothing in there, right? So you've confessed already, so stand right there.

What, right here?

Yes, right there.

I'm going to get a shot of this. No, no, no, no, no.

You have nothing.

Just relax.

And I'm trying to think. If you didn't confess, I don't know if it would have

been better or worse. Because anyway, I was going to find it.

I had that metal detector. I didn't find anything.

I'm just, I don't know. I'm still, like, torn.

I mean, look at you now, like, look at you now, what we have to go through.

I mean, I'm like, I feel bad for you, I'm like, you have this issue,

and then, but at the same time, it's like, I feel like you're a nice person,

don't know what to do.

I'm not going to do it anymore.

I mean, this has taught me a major, major lesson, and I'm... What taught you

lesson? You haven't done anything yet. You just confessed, and you just took

your clothes. What else have you done? Well, I... You made me feel, like, bad

about it. Like, I just... I shouldn't have done it, and it was wrong,

and now... I'm sorry.

Sorry's not going to cut it. I mean...

You know, I have superiors, too. When they say, oh, so you found a stolen good

and you just let her go, how do you think that's going to look on me? I

you got it back, though. I'm going to get fired after they report to my boss.

I mean, just as you tell them, like, I gave it to you. Hold on. Let me get this

straight. You want me to just forget that this happened and just put this

in stock and put it in the aisle like nothing happened, wipe it down?

clean and put it back, and, oh, nothing happened, and bye, Ashley, have a great

day? I mean, it would work, right? Are you serious right now? But it would

If you think about it, you could just, just hands -free, just let me go, and we

would be fine.

You wouldn't even have to deal with me anymore like you don't want to.

But life is unfair, and it doesn't work like that. You committed a crime.

Okay, well...

I mean, you've got everything and you know I don't have anything anymore, so

I just... Can I take a dress? I'm so uncomfortable.

Not yet, not yet. I still don't know what to do.

What do you mean you don't know what to do? I mean... I'm going to have to turn

you in. You took an item from our store and you lied.

But you have the item back and I told the truth. I made up for both of those

things. I could just... Oh, we can't make this up.

I can't just forget about it.

You're caught.

But... Just admit it. You're caught. You're guilty. Admit it.

Okay, fine.

I got caught.

And... Yeah, you caught me.

You caught me.

All right, come sit here on my lap.

On your lap?

Sit here. We're going to have a discussion.

I'm not a child.

I know you're not a child, but you're acting like a child.

Stealing.

But yeah, come sit on my lap. I'm gonna have to teach you like a child because

you're doing childish stuff So

So

what

I mean what now like a part of me

Feels bad for you And wants to just forget about it.

But the other part of me wants to, you know, be the

nice guy and say, okay, I'm going to have to put myself on the line here.

Put what you stole back. I'm going to have to go through some crap to fix

Yes, there's no but.

To fix what you did. It was only $5. It shouldn't have even mattered. Like, look

at it. It's just sitting there.

Let's just take it back out, put it back on the shelf, and you're just touching

my butt for some reason. I don't know why.

Well, you made these decisions. It was your choices, and it was your actions,

not mine.

And don't put this on the department store.

It was you. You're at fault.

It had consequences.

What were actions doing?

Yeah, actions have consequences.

Oh, okay.

So now it looks like, what the fuck? I mean, I'm going to get fired if I put

that back.

So your idea of, oh, let's just put this back and do the La La Land thing and

everybody goes on their pretty way, no, it's not going to work.

What can we...

So, um, I was thinking since, I mean, you're naked already. I mean, look at

I, I... Your actions, your actions, not mine.

Look what I had to go through because you lied to me.

Right? I mean, what I had to go through... And now you're caught, and

guilty.

You're not innocent.

Right.

So here's what I'm getting at.

We can work something out.

You said you want some excitement.

I'm down with that. You said you have a boring life.

You know, my door is locked.

Nobody's going to find out. Hey, you were thinking. You're like, oh, nobody

find out. All right, then.

So there's a way out of this.

I'll fix that end of the stuff that you stole, that you're guilty about. I'll

have to pull a few strings.

And then at the same time here, we can have some excitement for us.

Wait. What do you mean, like, excitement for us?

I mean, you're naked already. You put two and two together. I mean, fuck.

I can't. I'm married.

I can't do that. That was $5.

And, I mean...

No. Whether it's $5, $50, or $100, you're caught red -handed.

You lied to me at first, and then you confessed.

But it's so minor.

It's like $5. It's a cheeseburger.

I'm going to call the cops. The sheriffs will come down, and they will have a

week with you. No problem at all. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

What were you thinking?

Just let me know.

What you were thinking, so I have an idea as to what I'm getting myself into

here, or... I was just thinking, like,

you know, we can just... You know, you said you need excitement, and I

feel bad for you and stuff, so I'm like, okay.

Okay, I mean... We can have some fun together.

Um, oh, God.

I mean, I, I don't know. Start off slow, and then who

knows you might get injured.

Um, I doubt it, but.

Did you say that you wanted excitement or not? You said you have a boring life.

Did you say that or not?

I did say that. I mean, like I said, my husband, he... It's either here or

you're going to go down to the sheriff's station and they're going to have their

way with you.

Choose.

Choose. I mean, I'm... All right.

I'll work with you. You said you'll work with me, right?

Yeah, I mean, it's not going to be easy.

It's not going to be easy putting that back and then...

throwing that report away, but I can pull a few strings and I can make

it disappear.

Funny how you could do that now all the time.

You help me out, and I'll help you out.

All right, well, you still haven't explained to me exactly what I'd be

help you out?

I mean, I'll explain it to you. We'll go step by step.

Okay.

And, like, I'm just making sure, you know, before any of whatever is going to

go on, that whatever I do, you're going to make sure that this is all taken

care of, right? Like, nobody's going to know.

I can come back to the store later on because I shop here all the time.

You know, I'll give you my word. You have nothing to worry about.

Okay, but... I'll just guide you step by step.

We'll go slow.

I mean, okay.

I don't really have any other options other than the police station.

All right.

So just relax up for first and you're gonna follow my directions you follow my

lead Okay Wanna have some fun or not? I'll make it go away.

Put your hands down there Hey,

it's either all or nothing I don't like that attitude.

I want you to be pleasant Okay It's either all or nothing I want you to be

pleasant Lower your tone a little bit.

Be nice for a change.

I'm going to be nice to you.

That's better.

Just keep stroking like that.

So tell me about your sex life. Is there anything you

like? Keep stroking like that.

Be pleasant.

No, not particularly. I mean, it's

usually what happens when the

blood flow changes.

Yeah, something is changing.

So tell me what you like.

I don't like anything in it.

I think you're lying again. I can tell when you're lying.

No, no, no. I'm not sure at this time.

It's just a little much.

Don't you think?

I think you're going to stop making it.

No.

No. God.

Do you like sucking cock?

Personally,

I guess.

Yeah?

Yeah, I don't see how that's relevant, but... Keep stroking it.

It's all the way down there. Yeah, there you go.

All the way down like that.

Keep stroking it.

Keep stroking it.

You're doing good.

You're doing good, you're doing good.

That's what you were saying?

I don't really remember what I was talking about.

Yeah, you forgot that I'm introducing you?

I mean, I'm just thinking of other things, like, I don't know,

trying to think of...

dinner tonight, or... Well, forget about dinner tonight. I'll make you forget

about dinner. Let's see how this goes.

There you go. That's much better.

You might have something to do.

No.

I want to show you something. Get on your knees.

Don't be shy.

We'll go step by step.

There you go. Keep stroking my cock.

There you go.

You're doing good.

Keep stroking it. It's okay.

It's okay.

Now you look sexy doing that.

You're really down.

Let's see.

Keep stroking it. You're fine.

Don't act like you haven't done this before. You're married.

Right? But, yeah, but I've only done it to my husband, so... So it'll be a fit

for you. It'll be exciting.

We'll go for it.

All right? I want you to enjoy it, though.

All right?

I mean... Don't say I mean I want you to enjoy it.

All right?

Okay. I want you to be sexy for me.

Put your hand on me.

There you go.

Just go slow.

We'll go slow.

There you go.

There you go.

That's not going to work. I told you.

I want you to enjoy it.

Alright? Be pleasant. I want that sexiness to come out of you. It's in

i want you to relax i told you i'll take care of that what you thought but i

want you to enjoy this that's not going to work for me all right okay okay all

right say yes yes all right put your hands down now just put your lips on

you go much better there you go

Oh.

Much more than that. We're gonna go slow.

Good.

How you do that sometimes?

Oh yeah.

I know you're going to do well.

I'm done?

Have you done anything like this before? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You look sexy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you look sexy like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Play with it?

Yeah, it's tough in here.

I want you nice and wet for me.

Yeah.

But wait, I'm confused.

Why would I need to be wet?

Don't worry about that. Listen to my instructions.

There you go.

And remember, I want you to enjoy this.

Yeah.

Let me see that.

Yes, right there.

Keep doing it.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

All right, now you

stand up.

Stand up.

I'm just... I want you to enjoy this.

I mean, do you have a con because I'm not under any birth control or... Don't

worry about the cons.

But, I mean, I'm married and I... My husband will

know.

Remember I said I want you to enjoy this.

I'm over a five dollar piece of pottery.

I told you don't be my husband.

I want you to enjoy this. Don't talk about that anymore.

There you go.

Yeah, but he's like, I'm gonna put it inside.

Look at me out of this.

What are we doing?

Like this?

that crosses on you.

Yeah, whatever you say.

I agree.

Yeah, you did so good, baby.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yeah, you can get out of my office. Hopefully that's exciting enough for

I'm going to have to get laundry done for my pants, but it's fine.

I'll just build a company.

All right?

Yeah, so, yeah, you can just, like, wash up and you can

go. You'll be fine. You'll do great.

Thanks.

Yeah, I have some paper towels.

Over there if you'd like to grab them by them.

Man, I'm going to have to get logic from my pen because I can't go back to work

like this.

But don't worry about that. That's all on me.

So, you did great. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine. I'm not going to call the sheriff's department after all. All

right? But next time, just be a little careful of what you steal and where you

stick it. I don't steal anymore.

Yeah, I mean, even if you get a kick out of it, just don't.

Just thinking of any house, like, I don't know.

Or just pay $5 for the damn thing. Oh, I'm sorry. Just a suggestion.

All right, so it should be fine. Man.

I'm going to grab my clothes.

Yeah, and your green skirt is right over here. It's nice and clean. You

didn't get that dirty.